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Sun June 16, 2002: SUBMIT A LINK # of Comments
(Bangkok post)		Going bra-less is in fashion says Bangkok post	(12)
(Some Poor Toilet)		National Association for Acceptance of Fat Americans discusses the best toilet seat for 400+ lb people	(26)
		Bush says, "Get Saddam". Is it too early to decide which nuke to use?	(83)
(Some Horny Guy)		Girls 'n guns: G. Gordon Liddy's 2002 Stacked 'n Packed Calendar (not safe for work)	(49)
		Photoshop this tender moment between a little girl and a Palace Guard.	(150)
		Bush vows to help more minorities achieve the dream of owning their own home.	(97)
(Some Wldncrzy Guy)		Cooking with Walken. "I got a fever. And the only prescription is more cilantro"	(34)
		Helpful reminder from Chief Supreme Court Justice that in times of war, our civil liberties go in the crapper	(164)
		Buy Toyota's new flying car for only $50,000	(76)
(Some Guy)		Forget the War on Terror. The I-bomb is here.	(94)
		Rating the TV dads: A pretty thorough look at some of the fathers, good and bad, from the history of television	(37)
		Workplace lottery syndicate wins $20million. Workmates who missed out get pissy.	(29)
		Customizable spinning design thing.	(39)
(BrotherJew)		Cool pretend mafia site. Good for the Mob movie fans out there.	(29)
(St. Louis Today)		Home Depot refuses to sell to the US government	(102)
(via Wheaton)		American philosophers, writers, artists, psychologist create "Not In Our Name" statement. Amen to that.	(275)
(Texarkana Gazette)		In strange reversal from former trend of "perfect" families, TV now being criticized for showing too many dysfunctional ones.	(31)
(Wichita Falls Times)		Proposed legislation would give federal government "unprecedented authority" to crack down on tobacco.	(76)
(Some Guy)		Create the flag of Farkistan	(122)
(Some Guy)		Help beta test my new online game.	(83)
		Russian Miss Universe can take apart Kalishnikov assault rifle - "In Russia,a woman should be not only beautiful but also know how to stand up for herself"	(47)
(Fort Worth Star-Telegram)		Woman sprays bug-killer on neighbor she calls a pest.	(27)
		Sacramento Fark Party on 6/29? Drinking and fun, then attend the all night Trash Film Orgy at The Crest. Ideas?	(16)
(preed)		New superheroes for kids, Sun's V-Force will save the day against the likes of Hup, Klompak, ITM, and Dull.	(38)
(capitalism.com)		The Bill of NO Rights (repeat)	(107)
		Panhandler complains about how hard it is these days to make honest money.	(54)
		Power goes out at Britney concert. Audience boos. Guess we won't see Britney Unplugged.	(59)
		Ground broken in Alaska for missile interceptor silos	(80)
		Bad dads forced to take class	(22)
		School program encourages teens to become responsible fathers to the babies they helped make.	(45)
		Chick to the Jews: Accept Jesus or you'll all die of plague. Jews to Chick: Watch out, its contagious.	(130)
		Boxing Promoter: "Ultimate fighters wouldn't last five minutes with a proper-schooled boxer"	(121)
(Some Exploding Dog)		A monster a day from rawr.net	(27)
		Chili-flavored candies are rapidly gaining popularity.	(39)
(Some Crazy Cyclist)		Some people are really, really afraid of squirrels...	(91)
(Via BadJocks.com)		You won't see that at the stuffy U.S. Open: Cops raid country club, find hookers in tents on course, servicing players	(28)
		Power failure stops Britney show. Bevets is right, there must be a god.	(66)
(webactive)		US Navy forgets to re-up their domain registration. Porn pirates pounce on their helpless domain.	(43)
		Austrailian scientists working to clone the extinct Tasmanian Tiger. Other Austrailian scientists busy combing through sci-fi horror films for grant proposals.	(27)
(insults.net)		How to swear in foreign languages(Elif air ab tizak)	(46)
(Some East European Guy)		Tour of ruined Prussian Castles-lotsa fun for Goths and non-Goths alike.	(18)
(theage.com.au)		Earth-shattering research discovers kids bullied at school become depressed	(43)
(channeloklahoma.com)		Pastor who blessed threesome offers to resign, saying he had no idea sex might be involved	(40)
		Hackers launch denial of service attack on theweatherchannel.com	(111)
		Baby boomers now suffer from "boomeritis." Science has now officially created an excuse... uh, name for everything.	(40)
		Chinese internet cafe catches fire, kills 24	(78)
(Some Guy)		How to make soup.	(53)
(Some Brawny Guy)		Who do you know that's rugged...tough...dependable...strong? Nominate Drew to be the Brawny paper towels spokesman.	(47)

Sat June 15, 2002: SUBMIT A LINK # of Comments
(rense)		Coed dorm rooms lead to sex	(66)
		TV viewers ignore ads during sex-oriented shows	(19)
(ctnow.com)		Student sentenced for stealing rare books from Yale library and selling them on eBay	(19)
		Timberlake cries like a little bitch after spilling the beans about Britney	(68)
(Some Guy)		How to protect yourself from homicidal cows.	(31)
		Create a Fark Winamp skin	(131)
(Some Guy)		Cops break up golf tournament where everyone was scoring a hole in one.	(40)
		What if they gave a TX Fark party and nobody came? Show up in Austin on 7/13 so we don't have to find out (the link does go somewhere).	(92)
		Drinking alcohol causes you to drink more alcohol, causing you to...	(70)
(Jane's)		Meet the soldier of the future: The Objective Force Warrior. Looks suspiciously like troops in Halo (with pic)	(85)
(Some Teacher)		Ebonics math exam used by teacher	(70)
		The United States is turning into a bunch of conspiracy theorists. In related news, tinfoil sales up 35%.	(53)
		The new Afghan government: got fanaticism?	(37)
		Switzerland finally freezes the assets of former Haitian dictator Baby Doc Duvalier, plans later to do more things they should have done in 1986	(25)
		Caption the prayers likely found rattling around in our President's skull.	(143)
		David Blaine, whose frozen himself in ice, buried himself alive, and jumped off a 10 story building, denies having a death-wish.	(69)
		British man jailed in Japan for selling World Cup ticket in Japan, Japan treated him worse than Al-Qaeda detainees in Cuba	(45)
		Pedro Martinez and his slow slide to pitching mediocrity.	(27)
		Jack Chick attempts to use 2 headed snake to disprove evolution	(219)
(Lycos)		Justin brags he scored with Britney, Britney furious	(119)
(Some Guy)		Never mind that the entire state is on fire, idiot Colorado homeowners associations are warning residents about brown lawns	(45)
(Too Good Reports)		Read this before you bash the practice of profiling. Bad kitty.	(141)
		Clinton made $9 Mil in speeches alone last year. That comes to about $3 per lie told.	(73)
		Arthur Andersen guilty of obstructing justice in Enron affair	(63)
(Cleveland.com)		Cleveland is missing 4 billion gallons of water. Total value estimated at $4.53	(47)
		New wearable virtual reality system to help crappy pool players	(31)
		England-Denmark final results. Brazil's women's team beats both of them however	(66)
		Photoshop these protesters	(127)
(Rolling Stone)		Record labels say they'll combat slumping sales by cutting CD prices	(131)
		Phoenix cops protesting use of Ford patrol vehicles because they are death traps.	(60)
(Some Guy)		Learn to cuss your way out of a potential conflict situation with this handy simulation	(24)
		"Rufus is a pimp for 3 girls. If the price is $65 per trick, how many tricks must each girl turn to support Rufus'$800 per day crack habit?"	(78)
(Some Guy)		A gallery of Marcus Schenkenberg Pictures kinda SFW	(26)
(CHUD)		Latest undeserving movie to get a sequel: "Coyote Ugly." Hopefully it won't be called "Coyote Uglier."	(66)
		Yankees bean another Met in the mellon. Mets fans boo Met pitcher for not beaning Jeter. Pull up a chair, Clemens bats Saturday	(59)
		Mini-Me gets it on with strippers (safe for work, not for you imagination)	(69)
		S.C. Governor Jim Hodges bans plutonium shipments through the state	(33)
(Some Guy)		One last high school name: Weir High	(30)
(Some Guy?)		Peter Pan and Tink break up. Fb- on alert.	(153)
		New Red Sox ownership decides to renovate Fenway Park - saving it - instead of building new stadium	(46)
(Flash Player)		Flash Player.com up and running (thanks for the help FARKERS)	(40)
(NBC6)		Bus stolen in South Carolina found in Honduras	(48)

Fri June 14, 2002: SUBMIT A LINK # of Comments
(Some Oregonian)		Photoshop this Farker making love to his chainsaw	(163)
		When Bush spoke at Ohio State commencement, students were ordered to give "thunderous applause" and protestors would be subject to arrest and expulsion	(349)
		New Walken movie on the horizon with Ben Stiller and Jack Black	(37)
(mcmaster.ca)		Leading cause of teen pregnancy: abstinence programs	(260)