FARK: Drew Curtis' FARK.com

Drunk tramp loses appeal against Wild Party Girls video maker

(117)

Thief steals 30-foot in-ground Swimming Pool

(Washington Times)

Shroud found from the time of Christ, could prove 'Shroud of Turin' as a fake

(185)

Hong Kong authorities dealing with roving packs of monkeys with first ever monkey birth controll program

(22)

Cops Kill Unarmed Balloon

(41)

Cats getting in your garden? Try lion poop

(38)

(Some Gasser)

Indian scientists cure farts with radioactive beans. Think I'll keep farting, thanks.

Walken is 59 today - Long live the Legend

(Sportsline)

Blue Jackets give up 10 goals to Sharks. TEN GOALS...

(Corporate Mofo)

Corporate Mofo interviews Odd Todd

(18)

Guy in California viciously attacked by wild bunny.

(Scotland on Sunday)

Rival Edinburgh kiltmakers in feud over whether or not non-Scottish celebs are ruining dignity of kilts.

(24)

Will weblogs ruin Google's search engine?

(63)

(Walken Fan Club)

Christpher Walken turns 59 today

Uncle Sam wants YOU: Feds recruiting anti-terrorism hackers

(45)

Scientists looking for connection between black water off Florida coast and dying sea sponges.

(14)

My Little Pony Episode Review. Cartoon voice artists include Sandy Duncan

(21)

Peeps: A lot tougher than you think

(comedyclub)

Quiz - could you be a standup comedian? Take it, fool.

(59)

(telegram.com)

New England aquarium names their penguin "Roast Beef"

(Some Japanese Guy)

Sweet Home Yokohama, Japanese Lynyrd Skynyrd cover band

Woman poses as judge, tries to release inmate, might become inmate

(19)

(PeterNorth)

Man saves dog from gator attack outside Tampa mall

(27)

(holidays.net)

The origin of the Easter Bunny

(29)

If you're unemployed, you will have plenty of time to Photoshop this unemployment graphic

Random Homer quotes Part deux. The soundboard

Free Easter Boobies (not safe for work)

(27)

Judge says ban on out-of-state wine is unconstitutional. Drunkeness ensues

(21)

(Weaintcool)

Crappy, obscure cartoons of the 80's

(292)

KU chokes again in the Big Game, Terrapins going on to the title game

(49)

Happy Easter. Photoshop the Pope

(150)

(Some Asylum)

Photoshop this easter scene

DVD Easter Egg Hunt

(29)

Sat March 30, 2002:

# of Comments

Don't use hyperbole on an aircraft...especially telling the flight attendent you could kill her for the delay...

Cool Science: How long before its actually in use ?

(45)

Photoshop this Kansas Jayhawk fan getting tossed in the air.

(181)

Late communist dictator haunts apartment complex

(The Scotsman)

Scottish prisoners being given methadone to wean them back onto heroin before release. Yes, back onto heroin.

(86)

New information shows the Knights Templar were massacred despite secret pardon from pope

Woman being charged for assaulting cop with her pants.

(26)

(Star Tribune)

Northwest Airlines loses crocodile...hilarity ensues

(20)

Using double agents, Churchill convinced Hitler that German bombs had destroyed most of London.

(The Scotsman)

Residents of quiet village learn they're living next to full-blown S & M dungeon from website

Queen Mum dead at 101

(257)

Theme: create your own lunch box

(184)

Romania wants to turn itself into a tropical tourist paradise, even if it means having to move all its plants inside each year.

(31)

Ancestors used mind-altering drugs millions of years ago to endure hardships of daily life

(49)

Photoshop the Weener Cat

(114)

Bill Clinton, two time 'Most Foolish American,' loses out this year to Robert Downey Jr.

(26)

(Guardian)

Scientists have discovered how to make chickens lay eggs with medicine inside.

(18)

Cincinnati's runaway cow gets a new home, and it doesn't involve a hamburger bun.

(14)

Britney sunbathes topless, The Sun is there

(93)

Celine Dion prepares to get photoshopped

(113)

Cops cut power to houses if parties are too loud

(107)

Top 5 DVDs of all time

(128)

"Lesbian Tennis" - nes rom hack review (with download)

(25)

(CBS2.com)

Group of men to sue bars for offering cheap drinks to women on ladies night

(206)

(Stuff mag)

Charles in Change star... Nicole Eggert...... yum-FARKin-miee(SFW?)

(42)

Random Homer Simpson Quote Generator "AHHH. Donuts. . . What can't they do."

(63)

Boobies. Just boobies (some not safe for work)

Fri March 29, 2002:

# of Comments

(newsnet5.com)

Landlord Fined $500,000 for Demanding Sex for Rent.

Talk show fan shoots toe off with .22 for opening day tickets. Hosts are fired

(84)

(wilwheaton.net)

Wil goes to Hooters....gets dissed by waitress.

(golden words)

Trig debate: What is the best trig function around?

(125)

What should the F.B. in fb- stand for? Fark Boy? Friendless Buffoon? Vote your conscience.

(273)

Scientists invent craft that travels faster than the speed of light. Mega Cool.

(138)

(abc13.com)

Man killed in freak accident with bees and bulldozer

Caption this manly soccer player

(149)

(MojoMonkey)

Impromptu Philly Fark party tonight with Vanilla Ice

Man convicted of drunken driving on lawn mower

(40)

(Some Robot Guy)

Here are more games to help waste your Friday away

(22)

(Star)

Harrison Ford set to marry Calista Flockhart

(115)

News that Wil Wheaton has News. Guess to win a free night with all the hookers and donuts you can eat

Intel sues small nonprofit org called "Yoga Inside"

(58)

Killing for the flag

(lots)

Neighbors complain about guard dog because it's a full grown bull

Weiner cat. What the hell's a weiner cat?

(133)

Extended, R-rated DVD of Fellowship of the Ring will be released two weeks before The Two Towers hits theaters.

(105)

(Guardian)

Panic and hysteria approach as UK supplies of Stolichnaya run short due to legal dispute in Russia.

Big rabbit has chocolate bunny fetish

Mail-order bride killed in dispute over return policy.

(109)

Science teacher who used squirt gun to demonstrate kinetic energy being charged by parents for assault of son with gun.

(106)

How many times have you been in a swimming pool and thought "Damn, I wish I could play some air hockey."

Dakota, a wolf hybrid, was used to teach school kids not to fear wolves; you know where this is headed.

(266)

How do we know the exact date of Easter, and why is it different every year?

(120)

(Praguepost)

Jesus Christ I choose you to battle Pokemon

Women putting silicone implants in butts to look like J-Lo. Cheaper solution: eat more cheese fries.

(137)

First green, then purple, now Heinz to market "mystery ketchup"

President Bush asks Oprah to visit Afghanistan

(myCFnow.com)

Man sentenced for assault with lobster

(41)

Almost two dozen Arizona inmates freed because governor forgot to sign paperwork to keep them in jail.

(30)

(Rocky Mountain News)

Fighting whities get their asses handed to them

Photoshop this girl levitating above her handlers.

(199)

George Lucas slapped with $140 million libel suit by makers of "Starballz"

FBI to look into kiddie model sites.

(228)

2003 Dodge Viper goes drag racing against an F-16

(107)

Kentucky mulls U-Boat warfare against riverboat casinos

(22)

(Some Beetle)

Image gallary of Benicio Del Toro

(80)

(skmc.com)

Join the Scorpion King movie club and get cool stuff

(30)

(Some Guy, Guy, Baby)

Good God. Vanilla Ice has a website, new album, and tour. France Surrenders.

(110)

Canadian man gets 420 piercings. In one day. Guiness Book surrenders.

(RealBeer.com)

Ohio House eases restrictions on high-alcohol beers.

(32)

(golden words)

What the Iron Chef would be like if it starred college students

(34)

(gomemphis.com)

Help Memphis newspaper decide on a nickname for Tyson/Lewis fight. Vote and add comments.

(100)

(befuddle.co.uk)

Zoom in and squeeze a boobie all you want - for free

Celebrity Bra Sizes (female - Meatloaf not included)

(138)

(Some Crazy Guy)

Planet X exists - the "true" story.

(64)

(Homestar Runner)

Homestar Runner is a big moron

Knives, tanks, whales - Airport screeners now failing to catch anything

(19)

(RussianBeauties)

Busty Russian teen Yulia Nova (not safe for work)

(151)

(CalgarySun.com)

Jedi death wish - Episode III (spoiler alert)

Thu March 28, 2002:

# of Comments

(EurekAlert!)

Instantaneous three-dimensional shaping of crystal material means awesome 3-D TV

Poll: 70 percent of teens drive like maniacs.

(131)

(Daily News of LA)

Police officer dresses up as fluffy bunny for traffic sting

(72)

(Forbes)

Forbes' stunning findings: 21- to 24-year-old men consume twice as much beer as any other age group

(145)

NASA says building blocks of life are literally floating everywhere throughout the universe

(111)

(channelcincinnati)

Ugly-ass rhino turns 6 months old. Not getting any cuter with age.

(28)

(StrategyPage.com)

Three U.S. soldiers who died in Afghanistan in December accidentally called air strike on their own position after replacing GPS receiver battery

(205)

Man sees himself in cartoon, sues Fox

(94)

Supreme Court rules that First Amendment protects your right to flip off your middle-school principal and tell him to f*ck off

(168)

A bit of Legolas for the women

Dept. of Defense has banned the following porn magazines from troops

(139)

Nation staggers as lettuce supplies run dry

(65)

Former New Zealand chief claims Quayle threatened to 'liquidate' him

(84)

U.S. armed forces surrounding Iraq under veil of secrecy

(219)

(Pensacola News Journal)

Man robs bank after showing ID to teller

(32)

With bloodhound-like skill, cops track stolen Krispy Kreme truck by following trail of doughnuts.

Government generously offers to pay for gas masks for people living near incinerator where Army will burn nerve agents.

(127)

Basic cable channels to start airing boobies, cussing just like HBO

(112)

Lovely ladies of the boob-tube, then and now (safe for work)

(116)

French Students pose nude for school magazine

(126)

(KY State)

Actual bill filed in KY State Legislature. Don't miss (MS Word format)

(129)

Man attacks girlfriend who dumped him, realizes it isn't his girlfriend

(kmov.com)

Man pulls to bank of Mississippi, waves at bystanders, then drives straight into river

Czechs beat and humiliate their women to celebrate Easter

(146)

How to locate Comet Ikeya-Zhang

(23)

Lyle Lovett trampled by bull

(96)

Man abducts business partner in attempt to find location of his Buck Rogers-like RocketBelt

Photoshop: Design the new 37 cent stamp. Here's a sample to get you started.

(271)

(daytondailynews)

Comet Ikeya-Zhang to be visible in US through April 5th

South African toasts Billy Carter on his 65th birthday. Uses Billy Beer that washed up on beach

(33)

Killer whale may be falling in love with Seattle ferry.

(News & Observer)

Duke womens basketball team travels with a dead rodent for inspiration

(21)

(OCNow.com)

Nicole Kidman loses cell phone loaded with celebrity phone numbers

'Mr. Television' Milton Berle dies at 93

Authentic Indian Name Generator. Drew Curtis is Gerald Sudden Hugger

(256)

AdCritic is coming back (their server is right above Fark's server in the colo room)

(Some Cliche)

Cliche Theme: post originals or cut-outs of your favorite photoshop cliches

(261)

Butts, beefcake, and the boy next door. (safe for work?)

(70)

Corona to build new brewery in the great Mexican state of Idaho

(62)

(Some Guy, eh)

New Canadian $5 bill has hockey players on it

(HomestarRunner)

What really happens when you send an email to StrongBad

Spam traced back to 1994: started by lawyers.

(108)

Wed March 27, 2002:

# of Comments

Brits go abroad, practice foreign languages; hilarity ensues. Anyone have their own stories to add?

(137)

(Some Sweedish Guy)

Just in time for the Knight Rider movie, buy your own KITT. Shipping from Sweden not included.

(64)

Dale Carter ($28M deal) says he's bankrupt

(82)

(Palm Beach Post)

Marilyn Manson sues Firestone after Explorer rolls over

(167)

Black blob discovered off the coast of America's wang

(166)

Scientists use radiation to cure flatulence.

(Star Tribune)

Two thirds of Wisconisn residents believe their state is above average

(153)

Photoshop these Stooges

(168)

(CBS2.com)

Man hospitalized during taping of bizarre torture game show

(The Scotsman)

Scotland fighting back panic after killer mink is spotted in Edinburgh.

(54)

Oliver Stone vows to personally shoot all mideastern leaders including Bin Laden.

British judge determines that McDonalds not liable for people burnt from hot coffee.

(115)

Friday is the 10th anniversary of Clinton saying he didn't inhale.

(160)

Bush Energy Department did try to get info from greenies: got told by them to go to hell

(226)

Teen suspended from school and ordered to drug counselling because his jacket smelled like pot

(161)

(boston herald)

New Red Sox owners to screw up the Green Monster by adding advertisements.

(80)

Dudley Moore Dead

(176)

(Union Trib)

Enron turns over 700 boxes of evidence; state attorney discovers 500 of them contain empty pizza boxes, used coffee cups, and chili bowls

(54)

(AJC)

Georgia ready to name Grits its "Official Processed Food"

(60)

Police must now notify residents when a Catholic priest moves into the neighborhood

(62)

(Mirror.co.uk)

World's top road safety expert killed by bus

Speedy Gonzales considered offensive ethnic stereotype by Cartoon Network

(270)

Police alerted about possible burglar fail to respond after suspect gets on phone and says he's doing nothing wrong

(34)

Dogs are responsible for human evolution

(163)

(Washington Times)

KY Deadbeat dad just thought that the thing about not having sex ever again was just a joke.

(79)

Johnn Cleese says `American sitcoms are funnier than British ones'

(196)

New stamp has picture of wrong person. Manhunt started to find out who is on the stamp instead

Chinese magicians mistake Penn Jillette for Michael Jordan.

(43)

A buffalo is on the loose in Jefferson, Maine

(35)

Hundreds of ex Enron women DO want to pose for Playboy.

(lots)

Mets pitcher with $42 million contract is collecting federal subsidies on farm he owns.

Photoshop these young rocket scientists

(140)

Syracuse, South Carolina both show up with white jerseys for NIT semifinal. Hilarity ensues.

(42)

(Huntsville Times)

Alabama man arrested for shouting 'grow up' at klan rally

(206)

From the "where the hell is my flying car" file - Robo Vacuum

(33)

Disney says Abe Lincoln doesn't want you to download mp3s.

Where are the nuclear targets in your State? Find out here.

Q&A w/Drew

Classic goofy comic book cover features Batgirl in crisis

(59)

(2000 Intentions)

Robbie Williams to join former members of Guns N' Roses in new band

Hollywood is biased against Conservatives and African-Americans

(94)

Best source for all your teen smut needs: Port Vancouver Public Library

(CBS2.com)

Wisconsin town to force Amish horses to wear diapers

Top 11 rejected names for Star Wars: Episode III

U.S. braces itself for the return of Celine Dion

(83)

(Corporate Mofo)

Corporate Mofo's sex advice columnist disciplines three more letter-writers for your amusement

(35)

Theme: photoshop a Time Magazine cover

(147)

Tue March 26, 2002:

# of Comments

(TIME)

Fark among Time Magazine's 50 Best Web Sites

(225)

(stuff.co.nz)

Bush met with New Zealand's Prime Minister today. Anyone hear about this stateside? Nope

Frequencies for fast food restaurants. Now you can use your radio scanner to spy on how fat people are getting.

Sheriff says strip club in garage is legal

(27)

Robert De Niro joins Queen, grows moustache and dons leather pants

(83)

(NewsOK)

Oklahoma building a SpacePort

(55)

(via Obscure Store)

Credit card company sends man 3,000 rejection letters. He didn't apply in the first place

(57)

Mo Vaughn fires off 35 Expletives in 10 minutes

(Tampa Gov)

Tampa Florida will be closed for Spring Day. Nothing to do with Good Friday, honest.

(72)

(GameSpy)

Multiplayer game developers declare the future of online gaming to be something like a "Fascist Disneyland."

Kentucky man to stop having sex as part of child support judgement. Mugshots and documents

(95)

The real Robinson Crusoe loved rum more than truth, humped goats and died at sea.

(66)

(myCFnow.com)

Budweiser beer truck flips on I-95 spilling bottles on road

(115)

(FHM)

Oscar winner Halle Berry in FHM. Hubba Hubba (safe for work)

(130)

(National Review)

It's the 1930's all over again but now in the middle east

(340)

(Computer World)

Tired of Nigerians asking for your help in getting trapped funds out of the country? So are the Nigerians

Britney says she snubbed fans because she isn't used to having to be nice to them

(171)

NASA creating anti-gravity device

(128)

(FunReports.Com)

USSR won WWII because Germans did not know correct way to relieve themselves

(99)

(jerm)

Complete collection of Bud Light Real American Hero mp3s and lyrics

(SpaceFoodSticks)

Space Food Sticks are back

(NewsOK)

Man shoots girlfriend while playing catch with a shotgun

(173)

Mom to lose visitation rights if she doesn't quit her pack and a half habit.

(316)

Scientific theory on the physics of beer foam

FCC clears ABC of indecency charges for Victoria's Secret show.

(49)

(Star Tribune)

John Tesh says Bob Costas has been naughty, needs a spanking

(76)

Magic Johnson may run for Mayor of Los Angeles

(65)

(Las Vegas Weekly)

Louis Farrakhan believes Nation of Islam leader resides in orbitting spaceship

(185)

Samuel Jackson has best fight scene in Star Wars Episode II

Asked to define 'hooligan,' Japanese answer 'Dirty clothes, drunk. And from England'

(94)

Target shoppers shocked with large quantities of static electricity

(abc.net.au)

Judge throws book at man; man throws boot at judge

(18)

Surviving Heaven's Gate member selling off cult's van on eBay

Man seen carrying corpse into apartment invites police inside to show off rubber sex doll collection

(68)

Things are back to normal - sharks are attacking people again

(29)

Cambridge, Mass. lowers voting age to 17 years old.

(62)

(Froggy)

Caption this photo of the Buffalo Fark party. Specifically, what would Dotcomrade say?

Guy arrested for drunk driving had between 35 and 45 pints per day, plus the odd liter of vodka.

Britney Spears gets booed at film premiere

(109)

New DNA testing methods will allow you to trace your heritage back to the Stone Age.

(63)

(kmov.com)

Plane diverted to Salt Lake City after piece of paper found with the word 'boom' on it

(58)

Playboy seeking 'Women of Enron' for nude photo shoot

(startribune.com)

Nude gardening conviction overturned; court rules complaining neighbor tried too hard to see the evidence

Iron Maiden singer says kids will soon turn against rap-metal bands. Just like they turned against Iron Maiden.

(lots)

(Home News Tribune)

$2.6 million spent to soundproof a school for the deaf (Last Paragraph)

(20)

E.T. reissue sparks interest in Ron Jeremy's spoof 'E 3 the Extra Testicle'

(17)

Tyson is going to fark Lewis until he loves it, June 8th in Memphis

Caption this picture of Mariah Carrey

(92)

Photoshop these warthogs.

(95)

Riots over Lord of the Rings losing Oscar rock Seattle

(26)

(Posternow.com)

Photoshop this motivational poster

(130)

(Froggy)

Photoshop Darthwillis playing a crappy Nintendo game during the Buffalo Fark party.

Photoshop this bomb squad officer.

(79)

(fansview.com)

Snack Ninja striking fear in the hearts of the skinny.

Ron Howard has something to say.. Pop a caption on here and win status.

(171)

MTV's forgotten masterpiece: The Brothers Grunt

(64)

(Some Australian Guy)

Garbage man gets impaled on a metal pipe .... through his groin

(58)

Vampire expert says vampires in 'Blade II' not anything like "real" vampires.

(106)

The sea is eating about 750 acres of Ireland each year

(66)

(Z93KQZ.FM)

Wet T-Shirt contest: YOU decide which of these 16 women go to Cancun (not safe for work? Its a wet t-shirt contest, use your judgement)

(192)

Mon March 25, 2002:

# of Comments

Calvin and Hobbes flash games

Scientists have created a new kind of matter.

(86)

Call for tougher laws on crossbows

Maxim Mag meets Zoolander (For Farkettes) (SFW)

(Reno Gazette-Journal)

Comic book guy threatens to blow up comic book store.

(70)

(holiday inn)

American English to British English Dictionary and vice versa..

(167)

(Some Drunk)

Virtual tour of Wild Turkey distillery

Check out the original greg the bunny videos. See the show before fox has a chance to ruin it.

(66)

US to train Afghan army - US citizens surrender

(242)

Want to impress people at parties? Practice these easy card tricks

(35)

(Christopher Walken?)

Christopher Walken pissed over latest Farkman panel. Parallax flees to Antarctica. (Is this for real?)

(Guardian)

Arctic Winter Games include finger pulling and the knuckle hop.

(23)

(Corporate Mofo)

Corporate Mofo on the Company Restroom (SFW, but beware bathroom humor)

Story elements generator for creative writers

Binge Drinking Soars at All Women's U.S. Colleges. In other news, can you say "4,000 drunk bi-curious women in pajamas"?

(83)

Collect all your favorite serial killer action figures, with kung-fu grip and stabbing action

Fleet of strange UFOs filmed over England (with pictures)

(sunspot.net)

Maryland hands Uconn it's ass 90-82. Duke still sucks.

Billiards for dummies.

(34)

(Beer.com)

Vote for miss hooters 2002. (semi-safe for work

(108)

Easter Bunny vs. Santa Claus in mall turf war

Self pleasure 101 for Farkettes. Content not safe for work.

(315)

(npr)

Gumby turns 45 today. Creator says shape of head inspired by Dad's hairstyle.

(38)

Woman sues "matchmaker" over toupees and... er... dysfunction.

U.S., Russian chickens in state-sponsored cockfight

(14)

Photoshop Spiffy the cat. I've heard he has it in for Clich� kitty.

(97)

The adventures of Wurgin and Spiffy

Spiffy the Clown

Froggy's Farkaraoke 2002 picture gallery (note: there are more links to other people's Buffalo fark party pics in the comments section)

(48)

Launch 2-liter bottles at 150mph. France Surrenders.

Don ho records version of Peter Gabriel's 'Shock the Monkey'. Pat Boone impressed

(38)

Author says 'South Park' cussing may be good for kids. Respect his authoritah.

(The Age)

Birth control pill for men developed

(139)

(Loch Ness Project)

Bored at work? Use these webcams to join in the hunt for the Loch Ness Monster.

(70)

Spaceman Spiff archive

computers running SETI: how many does it take to find the little green men?

The Ultimate Strip Club Guide (not safe for work, unless you've got a great boss)

Gamer guy bikes across North America. Yes, a dice-and-miniatures gamer.

Gameboys have physically altered the thumbs of this generation's people

(116)

(Some Gal)

Find image of your own driver's license online.

(116)

USA afraid of Swedish terrorists, may require detention camps full of young Swedish females to be opened

(60)

CAP reviews the ET re-release: it turns out there's one person that prefers the shotguns being replaced by walkie-talkies

American company to produce implant chips to "keep tabs on kidnap victims via satellite ." Also, chips that interpret sensations; "..there is no reason why you couldn't make love to your boyfriend across a network"

Woman awarded $300,000 because members of her church restrained her and tried to perform an exorcism on her.

(96)

Iowa State wrestlers ends career with 159 wins, no losses, and 4 NCAA individual championships. Now he just want to know where the contract is from Vince McMahon .

5 year old who wandered into Bronx gunfight isn't going to lose his arm because of puffy sleeve on Giants coat.