FARK: Drew Curtis' FARK.com

Everything you ever wanted to know about Pez

(16)

Man stuck in garbage chute while trying to retrieve sweater is rescued. Wife intends to trash sweater next week in attempt to get rid of them both for good.

(11)

Llama for sale, cheap

(21)

(Dull Men's Club)

Watching ice melt and other examples of "safe excitement"

(11)

(NorthJersey.com)

Real life bounty hunters. And you thought Cowboy Bebop was cool.

(39)

(BigSpike)

Site with links to 201 FREE Boobies site. Listed as equal airtime to oppose lame paysite listings

(26)

(dvdfile.com)

Schoolhouse Rock coming to DVD.

(44)

Photoshop this Farker's girlfriend

(132)

Every Farkers soulmate Tourette's Syndrome Barbie

(16)

The Swiss, down to their last few tons of Nazi gold, decide to join the UN

(147)

Boy genius' mother admits she faked his tests

(64)

The Political Compass quiz, how left or right wing are you?

(136)

The fine art of scalp...er...non-traditional ticket reallocation

Buy a pound of dilitant compound (silly putty) for 21 bucks.

(28)

More Highlander. Lambert signs on for fifth movie

(61)

Unexpected benefit of global warming: opening the North-West Passage

Experts warn that boodshed at Hellraiser's Ball was just the beginning of bloody new biker war.

(31)

(silive.com)

Just What We Need Dept.: Moderate quake rattles India, Pakistan, Afghanistan

(60)

Woman runs for student body VP by showing them her "student body"

(83)

Insane Cheerios guy...

Photoshop these Orioles stretching

(139)

(Some Chick)

Better than Toby Maguire - MAXIMUS.

Stripping for America (not safe for work)

Oxford plans to clone extinct dodo bird. The Red Queen rejoices.

(38)

Olympic freestyle skier Jeremy Bloom's tough choice: Play college football or cash in on Olympic endorsement deals.

(19)

US Secret Service in bar-room brawl after insulting local woman.

(Gabe's Bro.)

Power Rangers Excercise video Now fat kids everywhere can get in shape...Power Rangers Style.

(42)

(Some Guy named Ron)

You know that Lost Ark? Seems a guy named Ron found it in 1982.

(110)

(3dLabs)

Video card with 416 MB of RAM

(56)

(Sydney Morning Herald)

Catholic priest in Philippines decides he's not taking any more crap, now carries a .45

(Guardian)

The driving force behind advances in mobile communications is the sex industry.

(24)

(News & Observer)

High tech VP sucks helium, talks funny then dies

(55)

Photoshop this sword-wielding reference librarian

(153)

Kid dares other to eat only Peanut Butter and Frosting for 7 days; He did, and friend has to spend two days in Home Depot; full story and pics

(gainesvillesun)

There can be only ONE.... man shot and killed as he attacks a Deputy with a sword.

Through billions and billions of miles, NASA contacts Pioneer 10

(53)

(Travis)

"Asian sirens" (not safe for work)

(53)

Sat March 02, 2002:

# of Comments

(Daily Soccer)

Nigerian soccer team gets victory bonus: one goat per player, and a cow for the coach

(12)

(Some Farkette)

The Official Weird Al Yankovic Site

(66)

(Forbes)

Gene therapy "mouthwash" might treat cancer

(14)

Chinese version of 'Friends' in works

Tsunami strikes are imminent.

(35)

(DPPH)

Every playboy centerfold from 1960 to 2000.. (not safe for work)

(251)

(Some Farkette)

For the Farkettes: Tons of Info and Pictures of Tobey Maguire. mmm

(49)

(Some Sub)

Stickfas: Cool little action figure guys

(36)

it's farker nietzsche's 20th birthday today.

(49)

Bronze toned beauties from blonde to brunette. Not safe for work. Popups

(46)

Democrats pushing socialized medicine again

(278)

(VH1.com)

Watch puppies watching videos on VH1.

Hollywood to remake Seven Samurai

(77)

New game coming out for the PS2 that will simulate the sensory mixing effects of being on acid as part of the game

Woman saves stranger's dog with mouth-to-snout resuscitation after it jumps out of moving pick-up truck with leash on.

(45)

Farker Rassleholic turned 21 years old today. Please help get him drunk.

(71)

(Sci-Fi Channel)

Sci-Fi Channel to air widescreen director's cut of "Bladerunner."

(55)

NASA pilot thanks the lord he racked up a million points on ASTEROIDS. Galileo dodges moon by only 63 miles.

(35)

Library of classic TV themes, cartoon songs, and TV commercial audio to download

(The Bikini Hut)

Sometimes women can be sexier with (some of) their clothes on

(55)

Bootsy Collins at the Grammys

(149)

(BBDN)

It's not SA, it's Brice Beckham Dot Net

(35)

(kvue.com)

Small plane crashes near RelaximusPrime's apartment. "High impact crash, no survivors" (I have video, of the press conference near crash, someone help me post it.)

(24)

Photoshop thise cops and PETA Kitty

(98)

How to build a transformer

(via Slashdot)

Make your own Gauss rifle

(41)

Controversy threatens to rip the world of garden gnomes apart as company breaks tradition and makes female gnome.

(42)

Probe detects ice on Mars.

(62)

Photoshop Drew in "jail" for charity

(105)

(UPI)

State Department creates a new high-level job especially for Dick Cheney's daugher.

(31)

(ICv2.com)

Cartoon Network plans Herculoids, Dyno-Mutt and Thundarr action figures. Soon Gleep & Gloop can be yours.

(20)

Daschle refuses to apologize for giving comfort to the enemy. Liberal media says nothing

(130)

Christina Aguilera is really Dee Snider from Twisted Sister

(42)

(RedSox.com)

New Red Sox owner John Henry playing with his balls

(84)

(Sky Watch)

Weird radar rings happening everywhere. Even Kentucky. (Fark would be on the west side of that ring)

(38)

Another female Farker's favorite hunk: Orlando Bloom

(32)

Orlando Bloom pictures and tons of wallpapers

Fri March 01, 2002:

# of Comments

(Peoria Journal Star)

Redneck trucker uses semi in barfight, entire bar loses.

(68)

It's official: Arkansas buys out coach's contract

What would jesus surf?

(60)

(Union Tribune)

Our vice president is protected by a couple of rowdy drunks

(31)

New tapes of 1972 conversation between Nixon and Billy Graham discussing the Jewish media conspiracy

(96)

(Baghdad Black)

Photoshop three Berkeley dudes who had their Sex-ed class cancelled.

(107)

Package with toxic substances sent to Tony Blair, Scottish legislator.

(27)

(TMC)

Shuttle Columbia Suffers Cooling Failure

(44)

(FHM)

Lets make some more FHM logos

(51)

Lady discovers her husband is actually a woman after three months of marriage

(46)

(MSN)

A woman's purse reveals her true personality

Enron ethics manual enshrined in Smithsonian

(29)

(silive.com)

Woman attempts to cut off husband's wang, flees country, calls husband & asks for $6000

(51)

Top EPA official resigns; says White House undermining enforcement efforts

(65)

(health.org)

Signs your freind may be using marijuana: Acting silly for no apparent reason. This and other federally-funded marijuana "facts"

(302)

(ew.com)

Fox trying to put together reunion special for "Three's Company."

(65)

Caption everybody's favorite intern

(144)

Going for the hat-trick: Letterman may move to ABC

(61)

Sheriff's Office finds drugs, guns, frozen dogs. Frozen dogs?

(philstar.com)

Skulls found in Bohol not Cyclops after all. Who could've guessed?

(30)

Ravaging assault on U.S. patriotism

(348)

Cold war fallout may have cause 15,000 cancer deaths in the US

(61)

Vote for Wil Wheaton in FHM's top 100 sexiest women of 2002. Update: FHM is playing along with us, check out the banner now

(too many)

(Palm Beach Post)

After making appointment to renew license, 101 year old wrecks. Still plans to pursue license next week: 'If I live that long'

(29)

(NCBuy.com)

Taco Bell in trouble for creating fake magazine reviews

(73)

Runs in the family: Hockey Dad's brother goes nuts at Best Buy, assaults clerk.

(80)

(news&observer)

Man steals rocks from construction site. Says its ok because he paid his taxes.

(39)

Prince Phillip asks Aboriginal leader "Do you still throw spears at each other?"

(92)

27 college dropouts among 497 billionaires in the world.

Gennifer Flowers says that Hillary is becoming 'Hitler-esque', at fault for Flowers' failure to get acting jobs

(116)

Alcohol abuse conference loses electricity thanks to drunken hunters.

(20)

Picture of Coach Pitino checking out Farker Flyinglemur's Unit

(187)

Enron's Code of Ethics booklet

(22)