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Random facts about crazy stuff

(69)

Superhero "Dr Megavolt" is upgrading to a 100kw Tesla Coil

(Bookmarks)

PacMan, Vibrating Potatos, all the Atari you can shake a joystick at.

No, it's not you, spam really is up 650% from last year.

(50)

Sperm Donor Must Pay Child Support

(99)

(SLOTribune)

Boy sues railroad after being maimed while snoozing on tracks

(76)

(NYTimes.com)

North Korea preparing for U.S. attack, "our jihad will be better".

(64)

Aliens and UFOs Among Us

(29)

The Phoenix Lights Mystery - Was it an UFO

Ancient mysteries

How to buy a Christmas tree

Sneak your favorite alcoholic drink into football games with these flask binoculars

Sex with a Tree

Ultimate Nokia custimazation utilities

(EFnet IRC)

Various videogames wallpapers

Animutation - Do the MARIO

Bachelors: How to avoid doing dishes

Photoshop

(238)

(aaroncake.net)

Build Your Own Spudgun

(Chinadaily)

Polish bakers to bake world's largest gingerbread house. Hansel and Gretel to attend ribbon-cutting.

(11)

What ever happened to the � sign?

(61)

(www.niketown.com)

Personalize your own Nike Shox and see what they look like

KS Supreme Court rules that killing with a ham sandwich is indeed illegal

Sat December 08, 2001:

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Swedish Chicks: the only women on the planet anywhere near as hot as Latinamerican girls (NSWF)

(117)

(CharlieAnderson)

Microsoft's job interview brain-teasers

(139)

Scale shear walls with the Gekkomat

(mediafringe.com)

Really into Internet fads? Buy shirts that have all the catch phrases on them...

(67)

Scientists reveal 'beer belly' enzyme

Slackers rejoice - Bedmaking could be hazardous to health

Electrotank : New Multiplayer Game! Tank Blaster

(kurumi.com)

Make your own custom road signs!

LSD Mouthwash

(bizarrestuff)

Make 5 foot long sparks in your kitchen and scare the shit out of cats

(89)

(New York Times)

The New York Time 'Navigator'. The Time's journalist's info resource page. Pretty cool.

(news.com.au)

Zimbabwe sucks at cricket

(61)

(TrooperClerks.com)

"Trooper Clerks" has website, many animations

Chick tells about the people who read his comics. forgets to mention the 99 percent that throw them out

(63)

The 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter

(74)

Kofi Annan guests on Sesame Street; in other news, Snuffleufagus to speak at UN meeting

Hanukkah doll arrives in stores, just in time for Christmas.

(18)

(newsok)

To hell with roadsigns: Rednecks in Oklahoma steal heavy 9ft tall Ronald McDonald statue.

Bea Arthur Action Doll

(Da Vinci's Notebook)

Da Vinci's Notebook, one of the best bands ever

(14)

Flat tire prank disables school bus fleet

(41)

(physicsweb.org)

Solar cell edges towards endless energy

(78)

Fri December 07, 2001:

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Bid on Darth Maul's stunt lightsaber

(63)

Burger King revamping - customers probably won't notice

(114)

C.S. Lewis' ``Narnia'' series heads to big screen

(99)

(Science News)

"Sonic Flashlight" makes body translucent to naked eye. Clothes-deep version still needs tuning.

Email a holiday message to a US sevice member

(145)

Cool little adventure game about tacos.

Farked new Lord of the Rings trailer (funny).

Fark party in New York City tomorrow (repeat reminder)

(76)

(Arabnews.com)

80!

(117)

Russian police have arrested seven people accused of trying to sell more than two pounds of highly-enriched weapons-grade uranium

(182)

(Tennessean.com)

Tennesee teens go wild. Steal bulldozer, beer, and two cars.

Dave Barry on the effects of "Traditional Children's Songs from Hell."

(57)

(post-dispatch.com)

Prisoners protest after authorities cut out their bacon & eggs, say they're 'starving'

(93)

(SETI)

SETI preparing for first contact, need your help

(87)

(Hurled Guy)

Human catapulting -- how to and personal stories

Japanese Error Haiku's

(106)

Dorm fire at Western Illinois University causes 1000 students to evacuate

A surprisingly lucid discussion of the War on Drugs

(88)

What gestures mean is different parts of the world

Someone left the genetics lab unguarded again: Winged Cats.

(thestar.com)

End of skunky beer in the near future

Christmas display depicting man hanging himself while stringing lights doesn't please locals

(37)

People in Niger still enslaving each other

(194)

(Stephen Wright)

Random Stephen Wright Joke

(86)

(myCFnow.com)

Diet beer, anyone? Michelob Ultra To Be Tested In 3 Cities

(135)

(Edinbugh News)

US Navy invent silent shark submarines

(South Africa Independent)

Zookeepers let pandas watch porn and give tigers Viagra.

(stuff.co.nz)

Man drills for water, hits natural gas, sends up a big flame

(44)

(The Scotsman)

Public asked to do census on wild tigers warn to take care after 18 people died last year

(The Mirror)

Man goes to refit kitchen finds 40ft mineshaft under wobbly floor

Manly tips for bachelor living

(lots)

Why did the fish cross the road?

(ObscureStore.com)

This time, there really was a monster in kids room.

(52)

Canada has a Navy?!?!

(126)

'Crocodile Hunter' movie starts filming.

(The WebGoddesses)

Viper's Christmas Calender

The Crawlspace is back!!

Game show offers visit to International Space Station as prize.

(18)

(Everlore)

New Everquest Expansion "Glitch" Causes Nekkid-ness

(73)

Explorers find underwater city ruins in the Caribbean, may prove that Cuba was once connected to South America

(Indianapolis Star)

21 cannon salute causes citywide panic.

(30)

(Some Chimp)

If you are into monkeys throwing feces at you (and who isn't?) play this flash game

Listings and reviews of hundreds of old or forgotten PC games, almost all available for download

(113)

Thu December 06, 2001:

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Prickly pear cactus extract prevents hangovers

(46)

Top Ten Stolen Cars in Houston in November

(37)

Vintage C64 porn

(DesMoinesRegister.com)

Iowa duck hunter shoots other hunters duck decoys in bizarre incident. Charged with "terrorism".

Rocket Powered Beer

Hare Krishna fined for possessing cows without a permit

(The Straight Dope)

Can your eyes change color?

(53)

(IndyStar.com)

New McDonalds format is McSucky.

(63)

George Harrison's death certificate

(22)

Maniac guns down at least 35 people at Indiana factory (or maybe at most 8�)

(436)

Man awarded $6.5 million after penis gets amputated.

(75)

Sprint PCS guy named one of People Magazine's sexiest men alive

Bachelor recipe bonanza

Girl banned from appearing in H.S. yearbook with pet rat

(109)

(TDC)

5 students suspended for 'disruptive hair.' Show up again like that you'll be hair today, gone tomorrow!

(Trillian)

Trillian, best Windows IM program ever, releases version 7.0

(80)

(Major League Crybabies)

Selig whining to Congress about MLB's operating losses which are less that ARod's contract

Pirates kill yacht racer.

(105)

Utah overturns law prohibiting Polygamy Porter from advertising

Teen sex questions - kid's say the darndest things!

(325)

(ClarionLedger.com)

Pipe bursts and floods school 12 hours after voters rejected bond to pay for repairs.

(104)

Inventors seem to think cars aren't dangerous enough, so they're making new distractions.

(49)

Mom to continue making Marijuana muffins for 8-year old son

(184)

Another Chicago sports landmark to be ruined: Cubs to block out neighbors with big tarps.

(86)

(Orlando Sentinel)

Brave old lady fends off crackhead burglar. Chjhuahua makes poor watchdog.

Lord of the Onion Rings

(Boston Herald)

Engine trouble forces pilot to land plane on busy street in Marlboro, MA

(Eonline)

Brittney Spears falling out of her clothes during a photoshoot and everybody said WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(118)

Warning issued: Photocopying butts is dangerous

(45)

(The Mirror)

English man fined for calling himself English on census form

(209)

Three USA Today employees fired, lose severance packages after getting fingerprints on corporate artwork: A "big blue ball" that cost $100,000.

(69)

(NY Daily News)

Geraldo goes to Kabul to be some hero, gets righteous boning from Army

(61)

(Robin)

Farker Robin needs opinions on Altruism vs. Individualism

(51)

(unknown country)

Original film of Nessie, missing for 65 years, is found

Donate money to buy condoms! Help build a life-size Stay Puft marshmallow man!

Woman gave old Sinatra car to auction off for Sept. 11, now demads it back

(Pittsburghlive.com)

Last Fridays white guy robs bank disguised as fat black man arrest photo

(149)

(amazon.com)

Fark Holiday Shopping Guide: Genital Origami

(57)

Farker Pigeonrat documents Santa-banning-town's Christmas tree-lighting ceremony (complete with lots of Santas)

(NewsChannel2000)

Touchstone delays release of comedy about sneaking a bomb on an airplane

Elf tribunal to determine if Osama is naughty or nice.

(10)

(www.rpg.net)

Ninja Burger wins an award for Most Silly Metaplot in a New RPG

(10)

Shirtless Celeb-Boys Galore, from Andy Gibb to Zed (Zed?). Includes Wheaton pics (not safe for work?)

(Slate)

Why hasn't the US declared war?

(246)

Howard Johnson leaves hotel business to manage Brooklyn Cyclones

l33t for Dummies aka How to speak cyber-retard

(64)

Alaska has homeless people. They sleep outside. Outside

Wed December 05, 2001:

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Author who gave away the '65 Thunderbird - Doctor, nudist, convicted drug addict and pedophile

8 pages of boo-bies (not safe for work)

(62)

Weird-ass Swedish 'family'

(174)

TechTV 's list of the 5 worst online museums

Travelers delayed at airports more likely to get drunk

(68)

(via rotten.com)

On-duty Park Ranger shoots would be carjacker...never mind that he was getting blown by a hooker at the time in his personal vehicle

(104)

Third grader stops just short of tracheotomy while saving teacher's life

(156)

(kmov.com)

Surprise military training maneuvers scare the crap out of East St. Louis

(66)

(jesusweekly.com)

Jesus theme-park owners in trouble with the taxman. Can Jesus save them?

(80)

Nobody wants to bet on a horse named Taleban

Inmate wants to mail semen to wife, Fb- is the donor

(110)

It pays to read the fine print, Student wins '65 Mustang

Walmart bans Salvation Army bell ringers

(166)

(Amazon.com)

Fark Holiday Shopping Guide: The Annoying Music Show Holiday CD

(The State)

Strom Thurmond's babysitter dies. His babysitter.

Man steals ton of cheese, claims he planned to eat it not sell it

(37)

Drunken Jesus attacks police

Fark Holiday Shopping Guide: The Vladimir Putin 2002 calendar

(EW)

Tom Cruise tells media to "Get a life." Still not gay

(52)

Lucky couple wins 6 cars in 8 days

(29)

God bless John Ashcroft and his yummy brownies.

(79)

Miss Afghanistan retains title for 22 years

(58)

Britain outlaws baby cloning. No word on grown-up cloning yet.

(27)

Arkansas tax hike proponents told they are free to contribute voluntarily, $260 raised.

(71)

Drew quoted in London newspaper article on photoshopping

(70)

(News Askew)

12 things utterd by Yoda during sex.

(54)

Giant Nerf war to take place in Irvine, CA

(AJC.com)

Harry Potter will be translated into Latin. Latin America rejoices.

Heisman finalists announced, Wil Wheaton nowhere to be found on list

(John)

The story of John's Crawlspace and the host from hell

(30)

From the "What the hell?" department, a pictorial of a Matt Foley action figure giving a motivational speech to other action figures

Playstation banned in Netherlands. Sony issues declaration of war; beings preparation for ground campaign

(Esquire.com)

How to get comped in Vegas

(36)

Backstreet Boys may be breaking up -- Farkistan police on alert for ensuing celebrations

(58)

(MAXIM)

Top 20 "Why America is Great" -- Farkers can do better

(π)

Machine used to zap rat turds in hot dogs to be used for killing anthrax in mail

Bin Laden feared to have Segway Scooter

(33)

a TON of beautiful Brazilian women

(86)

Toronto Sun's Calendar Girls for 2002 (somewhat safe for work)

Anti-ACLU protest/Fark party

(162)

Find out which character from "Manos: Hands of Fate" you are

(84)

R2/D2 Beneath the Dome, 2nd Installment

(17)

(Dark-America)

Dark-America launches "Alter This", a rasterbation experiment

Tue December 04, 2001:

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Wanna buy a duck??

(237)

Bank's grand opening features free fares for commuters, door prizes, and armed robbery.

Fark Holiday Gift Guide: Four pawn shops with inventory - lots of guns, guitars, motorcycles.

(People)

Britney Spears gets male stripper for 20th birthday

(93)

Thieves in Russia steal 66 meters of railroad track

(guardian.co.uk)

Study showing that Israelis and Palestinians are genetically identical dropped from medical journal

(161)

RealAudio thinks we'll pay $10 a month to not own music.

(122)

(Stuff)

Fox sues Duff brewers. Fear consumers will confuse real and imaginary beers.

(82)

(Stuff)

Minister facing manslaughter charges claims a demon did it, but the victim will rise from the dead if they just give him a week.

(124)

(Via Kuroshin)

Feds sieze poster of message board for threat against VP's life (this already has happened here on Fark to NexR this past summer -Drew)

(295)

Fark Holiday Gift Guide: Jesus Air Fresheners (12-pack)

(azcentral.com)

Naked flag waver streaks through eatery

(Sun Sentinel)

Pecker threatens to pull out of Florida

Doctors leave behind 13 inch metal blade in patient, sets off airport metal detector

(58)

Tolkein Grandson disowned because he wants to see the movie

Peter Jackson to attend Lord of the Rings premier without trousers

A roundup of dot-com stadiums

New Zealand cricket fans run nude onto field (not safe for work)

(89)

Who reads Fark?

(lots)

Strom Thurmond about to turn 99, surprised to learn he's not dead

Japanese woman believes movie Fargo was real, dies looking for buried loot

(94)

(woodtv.com)

Lions losses predict the weather in Michigan. Uncannily accurate

(San Francisco Examiner)

Do not pee on this man's house

Drew may have solved Fark's financial situation by selling his organs on the black market

(swissinfo.org)

Saddam Hussein to release second romance novel

(mycfnow.com)

DEA and FBI raid OJ Simpson's house. Run Juice, Run!

(87)

(azcentral.com)

Liz Hurley's boyfriend says baby may not be his. Fb- is the father?

(49)

(Xylog.net)

Xylog FARKed because of Fernanda Martinelli

(27)

(Irish Times)

Couple say we won the lottery but were given the wrong ticket

"Segway Human Transporter" apparently not checked for acronym (not subtle version)

Chicago Bears contemplate making "Super Bowl Shuffle 2001"

The President's Christmas card

(157)

(via globalsecurity.com)

Security for the Super Bowl: portable surface-to-air missles.

(76)

(Miami.com)

Dave Barry's 2001 Holiday Gift Guide -- Get your musical toliet paper roller now.

NiceFire is back, thanks to the dedication and abilities of several under-paid Penguins

(14)

(Corporate Mofo)

Corporate Mofo writer gets her nipples pierced for your amusement (Part 2) (Not safe for work)

(101)

See the INCREDIBLE 2-bit graphics and sound in old Atari ads

(59)

Raise 50 cents for charity for playing Levi's skating game

Scientists warn of 'super athletes'

Ancient Japanese porno

(The Independent)

Worst 428 films never made. Includes 'Truckstop Nurses' and 'Jazzercide'

Mon December 03, 2001:

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(New Scientist)

Ground Zero fire still burning: longest-burning structural fire in history

(73)

Shaq's latest NBA fine is equal to less than one minute of his salary

(30)

(About.com)

The American Police State may work like Mexico with better plumbing

(74)

American Taliban soldier described as "good boy" except for that whole supporting Osama thing

(138)

TSG gives us concept drawings from Segway's creator found in his patent filing

(74)

NYC Fark party Dec 8th. Drew's getting there on the 6th, looking for folks to hang out with in the meantime

(129)

Viking name generator

(185)

(New Scientist)

"Bear-proof" suit (made from titanium and duct tape) ready for testing against actual bears

(90)

World's smallest reptile identified, will practice law in Michigan

(52)

Football team sacks opposing team's cheerleaders

(64)

Italian cameraman films women's volleyball, zooms in on asses, gets fired

(newsok.com)

Excite @home & Cox reach agreement, no one loses service.

(51)

Kentucky woman gives birth to quintuplets over span of 16 days

(Globe & Mail)

Insurance covers damages to marijuana garden after police raid

(Rocky Mountain News)

Hunting group claims that shooting prairie dogs has no impact on how many prairie dogs there are

Ketamine (Special K) use turns ravers into drooling, retarded shells of their former selves

(320)

(The Age)

Nikita Khrushchev partied naked with Finnish president

(17)

New windows when you click a link or not? Click the link to vote

(313)

US massing troops on Canadian border, invasion imminent

(127)

Keanu Reeve's urine sample appraised

Discuss new changes to comments section and new windows on Fark links

(141)

Krispy Kremes added to afternoon tea menu

(69)

How do you keep the Buffalo Bills out of your front lawn? Put up goal posts

(23)

American kids are a bunch of porkers

(51)

Walken wins Best Actor in Video award from VH1

Wheaton's Trek to Respectability

Wow! IT's a scooter. Too bad they missed that craze by two years

(331)

What do you call somebody that makes millions but still robs people's homes? An NBA Allstar

(23)

Photoshop this marine doing something with his bag

(126)

(swissinfo.org)

Teacher loses job for telling 6yr olds that Santa does not exist

(136)

(news.com.au)

White, educated, middle class American found fighting for Taliban

(243)

Manchester United losing streak blamed on frenchman Blanc and his name

(Irish Independent)

Tom Cruise is cured of gayness

(Sunday People)

Police warn of weirdo who clings onto cars as you drive off

(Sunday People)

Man hit by explosion, hurled 25 feet, hits power lines, falls in front of bus - survives

Lame movies give birth to Worst Headline Ever

"IT"s test model in action

(46)

Student criminally prosecuted for video of his ex-girlfriend nude on the internet (site safe for work, video not). Taking donations for his legal fund

Remember the clown that whipped it out in front of Walmart? Some kids made planters in effigy of him.

(16)

For sale: Cheap DVD Player!!! (non-working, homemade)

Japan says "Sattelite is coming back to Earth, but we don't know where it's going to land." Duck and cover

(106)