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Random facts about crazy stuff

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Superhero "Dr Megavolt" is upgrading to a 100kw Tesla Coil

(35)

(Bookmarks)

PacMan, Vibrating Potatos, all the Atari you can shake a joystick at.

(35)

No, it's not you, spam really is up 650% from last year.

(50)

Sperm Donor Must Pay Child Support

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(SLOTribune)

Boy sues railroad after being maimed while snoozing on tracks

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(NYTimes.com)

North Korea preparing for U.S. attack, "our jihad will be better".

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Aliens and UFOs Among Us

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The Phoenix Lights Mystery - Was it an UFO

Ancient mysteries

How to buy a Christmas tree

Sneak your favorite alcoholic drink into football games with these flask binoculars

Sex with a Tree

Ultimate Nokia custimazation utilities

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(EFnet IRC)

Various videogames wallpapers

Animutation - Do the MARIO

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Bachelors: How to avoid doing dishes

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Photoshop

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(aaroncake.net)

Build Your Own Spudgun

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(Chinadaily)

Polish bakers to bake world's largest gingerbread house. Hansel and Gretel to attend ribbon-cutting.

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What ever happened to the � sign?

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(www.niketown.com)

Personalize your own Nike Shox and see what they look like

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KS Supreme Court rules that killing with a ham sandwich is indeed illegal

Sat December 08, 2001:

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Swedish Chicks: the only women on the planet anywhere near as hot as Latinamerican girls (NSWF)

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(CharlieAnderson)

Microsoft's job interview brain-teasers

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Scale shear walls with the Gekkomat

(mediafringe.com)

Really into Internet fads? Buy shirts that have all the catch phrases on them...

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Scientists reveal 'beer belly' enzyme

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Slackers rejoice - Bedmaking could be hazardous to health

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Electrotank : New Multiplayer Game! Tank Blaster

(kurumi.com)

Make your own custom road signs!

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LSD Mouthwash

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(bizarrestuff)

Make 5 foot long sparks in your kitchen and scare the shit out of cats

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(New York Times)

The New York Time 'Navigator'. The Time's journalist's info resource page. Pretty cool.

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(news.com.au)

Zimbabwe sucks at cricket

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(TrooperClerks.com)

"Trooper Clerks" has website, many animations

Chick tells about the people who read his comics. forgets to mention the 99 percent that throw them out

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The 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter

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Kofi Annan guests on Sesame Street; in other news, Snuffleufagus to speak at UN meeting

Hanukkah doll arrives in stores, just in time for Christmas.

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(newsok)

To hell with roadsigns: Rednecks in Oklahoma steal heavy 9ft tall Ronald McDonald statue.

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Bea Arthur Action Doll

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(Da Vinci's Notebook)

Da Vinci's Notebook, one of the best bands ever

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Flat tire prank disables school bus fleet

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(physicsweb.org)

Solar cell edges towards endless energy

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Fri December 07, 2001:

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Bid on Darth Maul's stunt lightsaber

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Burger King revamping - customers probably won't notice

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C.S. Lewis' ``Narnia'' series heads to big screen

(99)

(Science News)

"Sonic Flashlight" makes body translucent to naked eye. Clothes-deep version still needs tuning.

(19)

Email a holiday message to a US sevice member

(145)

Cool little adventure game about tacos.

Farked new Lord of the Rings trailer (funny).

(56)

Fark party in New York City tomorrow (repeat reminder)

(76)

(Arabnews.com)

80!

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Russian police have arrested seven people accused of trying to sell more than two pounds of highly-enriched weapons-grade uranium

(182)

(Tennessean.com)

Tennesee teens go wild. Steal bulldozer, beer, and two cars.

Dave Barry on the effects of "Traditional Children's Songs from Hell."

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(post-dispatch.com)

Prisoners protest after authorities cut out their bacon & eggs, say they're 'starving'

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(SETI)

SETI preparing for first contact, need your help

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(Hurled Guy)

Human catapulting -- how to and personal stories

Japanese Error Haiku's

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Dorm fire at Western Illinois University causes 1000 students to evacuate

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A surprisingly lucid discussion of the War on Drugs

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What gestures mean is different parts of the world

(39)

Someone left the genetics lab unguarded again: Winged Cats.

(thestar.com)

End of skunky beer in the near future

(South Africa Independent)

Christmas display depicting man hanging himself while stringing lights doesn't please locals

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People in Niger still enslaving each other

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(Stephen Wright)

Random Stephen Wright Joke

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(myCFnow.com)

Diet beer, anyone? Michelob Ultra To Be Tested In 3 Cities

(135)

(Edinbugh News)

US Navy invent silent shark submarines

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Zookeepers let pandas watch porn and give tigers Viagra.

(24)

(stuff.co.nz)

Man drills for water, hits natural gas, sends up a big flame

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(The Scotsman)

Public asked to do census on wild tigers warn to take care after 18 people died last year

(20)

(The Mirror)

Man goes to refit kitchen finds 40ft mineshaft under wobbly floor

(43)

Manly tips for bachelor living

(lots)

Why did the fish cross the road?

(42)

(ObscureStore.com)

This time, there really was a monster in kids room.

(52)

Canada has a Navy?!?!

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'Crocodile Hunter' movie starts filming.

(56)

(The WebGoddesses)

Viper's Christmas Calender

The Crawlspace is back!!

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Game show offers visit to International Space Station as prize.

(18)

(Everlore)

New Everquest Expansion "Glitch" Causes Nekkid-ness

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Explorers find underwater city ruins in the Caribbean, may prove that Cuba was once connected to South America

(Indianapolis Star)

21 cannon salute causes citywide panic.

(30)

(Some Chimp)

If you are into monkeys throwing feces at you (and who isn't?) play this flash game

Listings and reviews of hundreds of old or forgotten PC games, almost all available for download

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Thu December 06, 2001:

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Prickly pear cactus extract prevents hangovers

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Top Ten Stolen Cars in Houston in November

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Vintage C64 porn

(DesMoinesRegister.com)

Iowa duck hunter shoots other hunters duck decoys in bizarre incident. Charged with "terrorism".

Rocket Powered Beer

Hare Krishna fined for possessing cows without a permit

(The Straight Dope)

Can your eyes change color?

(53)

(IndyStar.com)

New McDonalds format is McSucky.

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George Harrison's death certificate

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Maniac guns down at least 35 people at Indiana factory (or maybe at most 8�)

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Man awarded $6.5 million after penis gets amputated.

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Sprint PCS guy named one of People Magazine's sexiest men alive

Bachelor recipe bonanza

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Girl banned from appearing in H.S. yearbook with pet rat

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(TDC)

5 students suspended for 'disruptive hair.' Show up again like that you'll be hair today, gone tomorrow!

(72)

(Trillian)

Trillian, best Windows IM program ever, releases version 7.0

(80)

(Major League Crybabies)

Selig whining to Congress about MLB's operating losses which are less that ARod's contract

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Pirates kill yacht racer.

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Utah overturns law prohibiting Polygamy Porter from advertising

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Teen sex questions - kid's say the darndest things!

(325)

(ClarionLedger.com)

Pipe bursts and floods school 12 hours after voters rejected bond to pay for repairs.

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Inventors seem to think cars aren't dangerous enough, so they're making new distractions.

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Mom to continue making Marijuana muffins for 8-year old son

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Another Chicago sports landmark to be ruined: Cubs to block out neighbors with big tarps.

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(Orlando Sentinel)

Brave old lady fends off crackhead burglar. Chjhuahua makes poor watchdog.

Lord of the Onion Rings

(Boston Herald)

Engine trouble forces pilot to land plane on busy street in Marlboro, MA

(Eonline)

Brittney Spears falling out of her clothes during a photoshoot and everybody said WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Warning issued: Photocopying butts is dangerous

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(The Mirror)

English man fined for calling himself English on census form

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Three USA Today employees fired, lose severance packages after getting fingerprints on corporate artwork: A "big blue ball" that cost $100,000.

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(NY Daily News)

Geraldo goes to Kabul to be some hero, gets righteous boning from Army

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(Robin)

Farker Robin needs opinions on Altruism vs. Individualism

(51)

(unknown country)

Original film of Nessie, missing for 65 years, is found

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Donate money to buy condoms! Help build a life-size Stay Puft marshmallow man!

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Woman gave old Sinatra car to auction off for Sept. 11, now demads it back

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(Pittsburghlive.com)

Last Fridays white guy robs bank disguised as fat black man arrest photo

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(amazon.com)

Fark Holiday Shopping Guide: Genital Origami

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Farker Pigeonrat documents Santa-banning-town's Christmas tree-lighting ceremony (complete with lots of Santas)

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(NewsChannel2000)

Touchstone delays release of comedy about sneaking a bomb on an airplane

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Elf tribunal to determine if Osama is naughty or nice.

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(www.rpg.net)

Ninja Burger wins an award for Most Silly Metaplot in a New RPG

(10)

Shirtless Celeb-Boys Galore, from Andy Gibb to Zed (Zed?). Includes Wheaton pics (not safe for work?)

(39)

(Slate)

Why hasn't the US declared war?

(246)

Howard Johnson leaves hotel business to manage Brooklyn Cyclones

l33t for Dummies aka How to speak cyber-retard

(64)

Alaska has homeless people. They sleep outside. Outside

Wed December 05, 2001:

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Author who gave away the '65 Thunderbird - Doctor, nudist, convicted drug addict and pedophile

8 pages of boo-bies (not safe for work)

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Weird-ass Swedish 'family'

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TechTV 's list of the 5 worst online museums

Travelers delayed at airports more likely to get drunk

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(via rotten.com)

On-duty Park Ranger shoots would be carjacker...never mind that he was getting blown by a hooker at the time in his personal vehicle

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Third grader stops just short of tracheotomy while saving teacher's life

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(kmov.com)

Surprise military training maneuvers scare the crap out of East St. Louis

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(jesusweekly.com)

Jesus theme-park owners in trouble with the taxman. Can Jesus save them?

(80)

Nobody wants to bet on a horse named Taleban

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Inmate wants to mail semen to wife, Fb- is the donor

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It pays to read the fine print, Student wins '65 Mustang

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Walmart bans Salvation Army bell ringers

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(Amazon.com)

Fark Holiday Shopping Guide: The Annoying Music Show Holiday CD

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(The State)

Strom Thurmond's babysitter dies. His babysitter.

Man steals ton of cheese, claims he planned to eat it not sell it

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Drunken Jesus attacks police

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Fark Holiday Shopping Guide: The Vladimir Putin 2002 calendar