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To read articles, click the icon left of the entry. Rinse. Repeat. Wipe hands on pants. Sun September 16, 2001: # of Comments (London Escorts) classic boobies (53) (Cruiser) Hotel information for Fark party in Lexington, KY this coming weekend (21st) (38) Classic Fark - Extreme kung fu stick death (17) Pakistan demands Afghanistan hand over Bin Laden, delivers ultimatum: War in three days (151) (Some Guy) Mullets Galore (16) (Some Guy) Hacker Networks top DVD screen captions (8) (Some Guy) Best of Fark -- What the hell is this? (27) (Some Guy) Best of Fark -- Conquer France (12) Study Reveals: Babies Are Stupid (repeat) (7) X-E at it's finest: Penetentary 2 (10) Finally, a chance to get revenge on the dog from duck hunt. (10) (Something Awful) The page you are looking for is currently too stupid... (13) (Some Guy) Poke the Bunny (15) (Guardian) 12 biologists counting monkeys in Kenya chased off by 300 naked women (20) Plan to get laid At DragonCon 2001 fails (38) (Seanbaby) Back in the seventies all a comic book super hero needed was some tasty fruit pie (35) (Some Guy) Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (51) (Some Guy) Homestar Runner! Flash cartoons (20) (Some Guy) Romeo and Juliet adapted for the L33T. (16) (Ninja Dispatch) From April 28th '01 - Dispatch Ninjas to smite your enemies (12) Blast From the Past ('99): CAP Dissaproves of Historical Accuracy. (CAP Vs. Last of the Mohicans) (21) (Some Guy) Make up a caption for this picture (pic) (61) (Some Guy) Taking care of your Gambian giant pouched rat (10) (bigmeats.net) A Canadian's humourous losing war against Superstore (19) (Some Guy) Canadian Midget Basketball League (3) Photoshop this picture (pic) (53) (attrition.org) Desperate Alabaman trades squirrel for sex (17) (Some Guy) For those who missed the Wesley Willis phenomenom the first 2 times. (19) (Some Guy) Mormon action figures (22) (Some Guy) Converting people to Christ through Star Trek: Trek4God (6) (Some Guy) Whip the Donkey's Ass. Hey, why not. (13) Photoshop this picture (pic) (33) Contest: find the funniest picture on Google Image Search (269) (Some Guy) IBetYouWill: daring people to do increasingly stupid things for money. (5) (Some Guy) SomethingAwful.com. Hands down the funniest site out there. Reruns old update poking fun at Taliban (16) (Some Guy) Fark comments repost: The Funniest Joke Ever thread (24) Photoshop this picture (32) (Something Awful) Rules for living in the apartment above me (More Something Awful) (13) (Respect The Pussy) Do not click this link (33) Where that "Flying Redneck Lady" came from (50) (Some Guy) Photoshop Leo Laporte (91) Sat September 15, 2001: # of Comments A message from Drew to everyone (184) (NME) Rage Against the Machine's official website messageboard closed after 'Secret Service' intervention (61) Canada provides boots for dogs in WTC rescue efforts (25) Assholes leaving false "I'm OK" messages on WTC disaster contact sites (52) (Some Guy) Claim that Film of Palestinians Celebrating is from 1991 Bogus (25) (Some Guy) New York Minute - WTC edit (RA/MP3) (5) Help retroCRUSH with your favorite robot, and win a classic Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot Set (22) Making sense of Tragedy (13) Working at a Video Store on 9-11-01 (73) (Claancy) Group of Farkers merge Ballmer and 'weeeee!' (22) Fighting back: Ten things you can do (55) Gallery of patriotic babes and pin-ups (20) How Cruise Missiles Work (10) Fidel Castro condemns attacks (48) (Washington Times) Cockpit voice recorder 'cooked' (20) (via ehowa.com) Children's drawings of Tuesday (23) (Some Guy) Islamabad Airport closed amid talk of US men landing (12) (Access Atlanta) Holy Terrorists drink and get lap dances the night before the terror (48) Yes, fark does have a missle system. (45) (Some Guy) All your base are belong to U.S. -- not done yet (14) (Slate.com) The President's War Powers Explained (9) "The best signal we can send to those who would bring us to our knees is a Dow graphic on Monday poking through the top of the chart — not unlike a giant middle finger." (24) (Flag of the USA) US Flag Etiquette (19) (Mr. Cranky) Mr. Cranky Reviews "Septebmer 11, 2001" (great pic) (12) (dark-america.com) Farker Cyberpunk explains the codes and statutes President Bush enacted (6) Henry Kissenger: Moderation is no virtue against terrorism (144) (Some Guy) Farker Wiseass' Tribute to The Towers (FLASH) (30) Fri September 14, 2001: # of Comments Drew will be on The Screen Savers tonight around 8pm EST on TechTV (26) (Some Guy) Raytheon shuts down WAAS (GPS accuracy enhancement for air navigation) due to unexplained 'signal-in-space anomaly' (21) (Time.com) Worried about the draft? Don't be... (58) (Some Guy) Collection of patriotic posters from WWII (37) (via OpinionJournal) Atheist's response to Fallwel: terrorist attacks the ultimate "Faith-Based Initiative" (160) (World Net Daily) ACLU say's moment of silence for terrorist victims is unconstitutional, goes to court to have it stopped, judge throws it out (79) CNN video of the Devil's face appearing over the WTC (104) (Some Guy) Jerry Falwell: God let attack happen because he is mad at gays, atheists, and the ACLU (151) Feeding bears in Colorado now carries $68 fine (11) Photoshop this ugly ass baby rare rhinoceros (122) Bush declares National Emergency (66) (Some Guy) Chipmakers offer a huge donation to WTC victims (30) (Amazon.com) Amazon relief fund over $4.8 million. Rising by $3 thousand a minute. (19) World Trade Center will be rebuilt (89) (charlotte.com) Ugly-ass rare rhinoceros born in Cincinnati Zoo - First one in 112 years (with pic) (49) Canada will give troops to help America kick ass (164) Scroll your words of hope on Times Square ticker (70) (Miami Herald) Dave Barry's column for this week (53) (Star-telegram) The Holy Land Foundation, the largest Muslim charity in the world, receives hate calls (44) N.Y. airport arrests a ‘false alarm’ (30) (Corporate Mofo) Farker Corporate Mofo (New Yorker Ken Mondschein) on what it's like in the city now (27) Post news in the commenst section of this link (342) (SynNews) First pictures from inside WTC during evac (complete archive in yesterday's links) (19) (Government of Canada) Day of mourning in Canada, observe three minutes silence at 12:20 pm for the American crisis. (25) Whitney Housten denies allegations she's dead (44) Nostradumus' younger brother also made predictions, he just wasn't very good at it (27) Woman and dog guide blind man down 70 WTC floors (41) How hard is it to fly an airliner? Not very (26) Pentagon flight recorders recovered (15) (NewsRadio720) An eyewitness account of the arrests at NYC yesterday (22) Two armed groups halted at New York airports, had knives, tickets from Tuesday, and had trained at same flight school in Florida that other terrorists had (52) (Jerusalem Post) Palestinians threaten reporters not to show footage of celebrations (substantiated) (46) (ABC.au) Australia invokes 50 y.o. defense treaty for 1st time, joins NATO in full support of US military actions (47) Three minutes silence in the UK at 11:00 GMT (6:00 EST) (25) (DoD) Eyewitness accounts of the Pentagon attack from D.O.D. website. (2) (Atom Films.Com) The Critic #10 online (17) (Darkpark.com) Farkers pick new order of presidential succession on Fark Chat (43) 3 Northwest employees breach security to prove a point (25) (Snopes) Gordon Sinclair did write popular The Americans piece circulating in email, but in 1973 (41) (Time Magazine) Shatttered (39) (anandtech.com) New design for World Trade Center "United" (79) Pentagon calling up reservists (39) (www.flightview.com) Tool to see all planes currently in flight in the US (real time) (19) (Miami Herald) Unbelievably Stirring Editorial (128) (Radio & Records) US Radio stations asked play "The Star-Spangled Banner" at 8:42am ET Sept. 18 (8) (Some Guy) Casey's General Stores, Inc. offers refund to customers who were price gouged, says sorry. (I say it will still be a cold day in hell before I ever spend a $ at Casys again -RapMstr) (28) (Some Guy) Band Third Eye Blind donate entire proceeds of a concert to Red Cross (30) (myCFnow.com) Luckiest man in world: FAA allows cross-country flight of anti-venom to save snake-bite victim (22) (Some Guy) WTC Gas Gouger submission list (27) Thu September 13, 2001: # of Comments What Black Boxes are and how they work (29) Pennsylvania flight recorder found (38) One of the WTC towers wasn't insured; est. coverage for WTC just $1.5 billion (40) (Worth1000) Thumbnails of pictures taken of the panic inside the WTC as the photographer fled the building (62) Israel figures now's as good a time as any to attack Palestine (170) 12 tons of gold now buried under WTC rubble (41) (Slate.com) What Is Threatcon Delta? (35) (Quarterman) "The Americans" editorial broadcast is old and has nothing to do with Tuesday. Doesn't mean it isn't still good however. (17) Post news on the tragedy in the comments section here (287) Post comments on the tragedy in the comments section here (164) Five more firefighters rescued from SUV buried in rubble (39) (Afghan.gov.af) Afghanistan blames attacks on Pakistan (41) (indymedia.org) Video of Palestinians celebrating originally filmed in 1991 (can anyone confirm this? -Drew) (184) (ThisIsLondon) Terrorist suspects caught crashes on camera to give to news media (13) NFL calls off weekend games (34) Press conference to discuss State of War resolution to be held at 1:30pm. Source: Rep. Barr's office (278) Collapse of towers equals 2.0 earthquake (20) German businessman offers $10 million reward for bin Laden (56) Man's eyewitness account of the tragedy from another plane flying into NY. (9) News channels not cooperating now, being petty (38) (via NewScientist) CIA experimented with eavesdropping spy cats (24) Fireman falls from 83rd floor of WTC and survives (33) NY bound hijacked jets almost collided en route (18) Heroes - UA93 Passengers voted to attack hijackers (106) Arab nationals hauling ass from Kabul as retaliation rumors fly (28) (Some Guy) Why the flag flies at half mast (61) (Corporate Mofo) MP3 of Mix 98.1's interview with Corporate Mofo (New Yorker Ken Mondschein) on the WTC tragedy. (11) (Some Guy) Flight paths of the planes in the terrorist attacks. Extremely well-done flash analysis (21) Russian president calls for minute of silence for all of Russia at noon Thursday (4AM EST) (7) (AZ Central) Lithuanian women's basketball team poses nude to boost interest (17) (Some Guy) Russian hacker RyDen strikes again. Taleban.com gets another facelift (36) People collecting WTC debris to sell on Ebay--"He told me that he wanted to sell the stuff on EBay...I slugged him" (57) (Some Guy) 130mb of WTC movies and pics, logically ordered 500+ pics and movies.. (21) Space dogs found on Mars (17) Before and after NY skyline photo (48) Taliban to U.S.A.: please don't attack us (195) (Some Guy) Divx archive of WTC videos (13) (3Horn) 3Horns refelctions on the event and animated gifs for AIM (23) Wed September 12, 2001: # of Comments (Some Guy) Farker trying to collect history: would like readers to send him today's newspaper from your local area (55) Hi-res satellite image of downtown Manhattan, 9/12 11:43am EST (12) (Times of India) Taliban have placed Bin Laden under house arrest (288) Anthony Perkins' wife of 20 years on hijacked plane (13) Red Cross asking for tech donations (equipment, services, etc) (28) (Snopes) Crappy Nostredamus "prediction" not even real crappy Nostradamus prediction (82) Yassir Arafat donates blood for WTC victims (pic) (107) Excerpts from Bin Laden's own terrorist manual (66) Folks in Mississippi are fattest in nation (74) IPIX 3D "tour" of the World Trade Center (35) (intellicast) Base reflectivity (dust) shot of New York region (28) South tower tennants by floor (17) North Tower Tennants by floor (17) (Some Guy) Canadian Blood Donor Clinic's accepting Donations (16) Mix 98.1 (midwest Georgia) interview with Drew from this morning about Fark's response to the crisis (3.8Mb mp3 download) (117) Shocked China boosts security at U.S. embassy (47) (New Scientist) WTC building design saved it from coming down immediately, saving lives (10) 7 survivors pulled from tower rubble (30) Database of safe persons from yesterday's attacks (4) (Some Guy) Nostradamus is a bunch of crap (89) (Poynter.org) Gallery of special edition newspapers from today (warning: HUGE file sizes) (this site's probably going to go down -Drew) (27) FBI using attack as an excuse to install Carnivore (103) (charlotte.com) Passenger uprising against hijackers may have caused 4th plane to crash in Pennsylvannia (57) (Some Guy) Saudi Prince visiting Kentucky: "We gotta get [the terrorists] and get them big. And do like we do in Arabia: an eye for an eye" (60) (Orlando Sentinel ) Americans buying alot of guns, ammo and U.S. Flags. (161) Thanks for posting the link to the google article from the supposed terrorist, but the supposed terrorist posted a link later in the day after the crashes. We've gotten it several dozen times now (171) Post just news here please. Moved for bandwidth reasons (1:03AM EST) (177) Move discussion to here, save bandwidth (1:03 AM EST) (190) (Some Guy) Image archive of hundreds of shots of the crisis, TV stills and original photography. 400+ different images. (6) (via Slashdot.org)) PayPal sets up donation account for National Disaster Relief Fund (9) (Some Guy) Amazon sets up donation account for National Disaster Relief Fund (12) CIA fact sheet on Osama bin Laden (13) The science behind why the WTC towers collapsed (24) (Corporate Mofo) Farker Corporate Mofo's (Ken Mondschein's) Account of the WTC Tragedy (37) (Some Guy) You know it's armageddon when X10 pulls their ads (41) (Some Guy) Massive collection of stills and original photos of WTC/Pentagon tragedy (11) (Some Guy) Footage of the WTC on fire and collapsing ripped from CNN (17) Tue September 11, 2001: # of Comments (Some Guy) Russian hacker ownz Taleban.com (161) Fark news coverage continues in chat. Click this link, pick a login name, log in, then type /join #farknews for fark newsfeed. We're covering seven different networks and reporting it all here (56) Google's Cache of Red Cross Chapter Websites List (12) Post just news here please. Moved for bandwidth reasons (4:36PM EST) (301) Move discussion to here, save bandwidth (4:36pm EST) (331) Post just news here please. Moved for bandwidth reasons (287) Move discussion to here, save bandwidth (363) (Some Guy) Find your local Red Cross chapter. Donate blood (43) (Glenn Beck) Pictures from TV Coverage (36) (Some Guy) Some stills on the explsions while they were happening (13) Move discussion to here, save bandwidth (294) Post just news here please (242) Move discussion to here, save bandwidth (182) Move discussion to here, save bandwidth (385) NEWS FLASH: PLANES CRASH INTO WORLD TRADE CENTER, PENTAGON. Our link to CNN works (thanks Metafilter). We have news and pics in comments section, if you have any post it there (413) (myCFnow.com) Drinking charge for Bush daughter dismissed (5) ICANN approves .museum, .coop and .aero Decision postponed on .fark and .porno (6) (myCFnow.com) Florida man accused of tossing dynamite at police (5) Another unmaned plane crashes in the desert. Iraq says, 'we shot that one too.' (5) More and more people are being posessed by demons each year (4) Group arrested for having orgy on Spanish beach continue in back of police van (7) Foreign iced drinks so contaminated with bacteria one researcher says 'Waiters must wipe their bottoms with ice cubes' (6) The dark side of age 25 wretched post- college students (5) CNN Poll: Should Michael Jordan return to the NBA? 66% say no (7) Keanu Reeves gives his Matrix salary to the special effects crew (5) (Dilbert.com) Top 20 excuses to give your boss when caught surfing entertainment sites (feel free to define "entertainment") (5) Montgomery, AL State Supreme Court Chief Justice (who put the kibosh on an athiest monument) did a number on a Martin Luther King memorial a while back. (2) (Some Guy) Domo-kun invades Atlantic City (5) Hackers steal millions from online casinos (5) New pics from Attack of the Clones(scroll down page for comments) (6) Teens discover why huffing aerosols, smoking, don't go together (27) Photoshop this picture (pic) (97) Make up a caption for this picture (pic) (52) (silive.com) Miss America contestants arrive in Atlantic City, freak out over impromptu quiz (37) (Some Guy) Man crosses road for chicken, gets stuck in manhole for 3 days (12) A Walk in the Woods: Robert's last X-E article (22) Man makes more $ than most teachers make in a year selling online items to Dialbo II players (38) Study finds why porn participants look like kids next door: They are. (18) The web's new fresh-roasted humour source (12) Man wastes beer by throwing at car. Car owner punishes man with gunshot. (15) (via Obscure Store) Male strippers purchase wang insurance; fearful of overexcited fans (8) (Conwebwatch) NewsMax: tabloid of the Internet (10) Mormons eat for free on Wednesdays at Sizzler (17) Plug for Farker Katydid's R/C Hovercraft and Other Auctions on Ebay (16) Mon September 10, 2001: # of Comments Michael Jordan to return to the NBA, play for the Wizards (33) Montgomery, AL State Supreme Court Chief Justice denies request for atheist monument near display of Ten Commandments in lobby of state judicial building (119) (Straight Dope) Verification of gators in NY sewers. Includes 8 footer in 1935. (12) (Straight Dope) 2 people per thousand remain awake but paralysed under anesthesia. (59) 'President Hillary' coming if bad economy continues, GOP warned (118) (Mainichi) Japanese diners treated to panty-less waitresses (42) (cheapassgames) Bored? Got a ceiling fan and some friends? Play "Ceiling Fan Baseball!" (23) Large monkey on the loose in New Hampshire! (21) (Mainichi) American player in Japan set to steal Japanese HR record (23) Burger King customer doesn't get burger her way, stabs worker in neck with pen (107) Icelandic town to address trash problem by importing alligators (27) What happened to the "Saved by the Bell" cast? (45) (Some Guy) Buy the new Fantasy Novel by Farker Ronin. (26) Keanu Reaves appeared in The Watcher because somebody forged his signature on the contract (46) For sale: Russian SST. Faster, larger, and much better-looking the Concorde (42) (via Obscure Store) Junior hockey league team and coach busted for chasing cows (10) Michael Jackson too ghoulish to make comeback, will be known as king of flop (37) Church of God credit union wants to save your soul and your money (11) GrandMaster says Chess legend Bobby Fischer plays anonymously on web (38) (Some Guy) Dr. Hank Wesselman claims that after having sex with his wife, he can travel into the future. (44) Computer fiasco in France sends tax bills to the wrong addresses (11) (Mainichi Daily News) Girl stabs father for being a pig at breakfast, then goes to class. (32) (Animutation.com) Fanimutation: Threebeans (21) Scientists: up until age 35, men act like immature frat boys (28) Guy who paid $2.7 million for McGuire 70th home run "unconcerned" about Barry Bonds. In other news, Satan ice-skated to work today... (46) Announcing the grand openning of Fark.ru: Russian Fark (123) (Melinika) Fark blowout for sgamer's b-day: September 21st in Lexington, KY. Boobies, beer, and fun (94) (Creative Loafing) Comments made over the years by soon to be ex-senator Helms (66) (LV Review-Journal) Las Vegas thrill ride derailed by planning commission (13) (Some Guy) C3PO, Hal and the Lost in Space robot were all gay (44) Barry Bonds hits 3 homeruns in one game to hit 63 (34) (Charlotte.com) Cricket team from LA, the Compton Homies, touring England (14) Chippy the chimp is an associate pastor at an Iowa church (22) Weird 911 calls, including how to give "mouth to snout" to a pig (11) Clinton let Rob Lowe's kids play with nuclear secrets (26) UN forces Greece to apologize for Alexander the Great (20) (ajc.com) Damn Yankee feels like southerners don't like him. Pleads "Nascar is my favorite sport." (15)