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Search Google Search FARK To read an article, click on the small icon to the left of the entry. Rinse. Repeat. Wipe hands on pants. April 8, 2001: # of Comments Woman sentenced for nude gun photo (7) Pisa to re-open - Now with 6 degrees less lean! (1) (Some Guy) The spelling of trademark in the link seems a little political. (5) (Some Guy) panty claus!!!!!! (BUY IT) (8) (Some Guy) Why is Period-Porn So Rare? (13) (ClosetElvis.com) John McCain Fights Leprechaun (0) (IdahoStatesman.com) Same drugstore kills another shoplifter (2) (robotfrank.com) Have you seen the Red Ninja? (4) New Magazine Raises A Few Eyebrows (4) Bush Survives Vampire Attack (3) The Adventures of No Eyelid Man (3) Other file sharing programs begin implementing blocking filters (1) Two Weeks in the Bathroom (2) Man Stops Own Funeral (6) Shoplifter Dies in Struggle with Security Guards (3) Fight recollections and interviewing a few mammoths. (1) Survivor 4 application: For those of you who forgot to apply for 3... (0) (Some Guy) 101 Things to do with someone suffering from Alzheimer's (27) (www.nunatsiaq.com) Something IS still safe from 'the man' (3) (Some Guy) Another teen tramp: Katie from Alabama (She's legal) (38) (Some Guy) Why does our Moon not have a name? (21) (Some Guy) the truth about popstars (5) (Some Guy) Man sentenced for yelling racial slurs (12) (extremeduudsonit.com) Preferred method of transportation in Finland (AVI) (3) (Some Guy) MTV apologizes after teens sue (7) (ZTV Sweden) A man getting his belly waxed (MPEG) (12) (Some Guy) Toriko's ex's vanity page (18) (Some Guy) Poem: Ode to Unix (2) (Some Guy) Choose your favorite Missouri quarter design. (16) April 7, 2001: # of Comments (Al Martin) The EP-3E Aries plane was sent to China deliberately! (6) (Some Guy) Join the free animal sex email club (with animal noises) (warning porn popups) (1) (Some Guy) WeBL; Simulated Web Boxing Game (2) Child details horrific experience with babysitter (5) The lost art of bathroom etiquette part II (2) Arizona is home to the laziest people (8) Superhero Wanted (3) (Some Guy) Chip & Dale go l33t in their own MMORPG (6) (www.canoe.ca) Newgrounds' Tom Green footage actually stolen material (5) (Some Guy) Krystal Rose: Angel of Inocence/15 year old with big jugs (75) (X-E) Ivan Ooze Knuckle Extruder? (3) (joysticknation.com) Cement mixer converted to home entertainment system (2) For Sale: can of Whoop-Ass, Jones Soda energy drink (10) Study finds that kids who grow up in tidy homes likely to clean up financially (1) Bush's dog is missing (16) Study finds that Americans stay about an hour in the bathroom every day, or two weeks a year (6) Suicide number two killer of Japanese Bureaucrats (2) Mayor wants prostitutes to get 'a damn good spanking' (3) Downed Chinese pilot was known to fly close enough to flash his email address on a placard (11) US suspects world not putting US interests first (0) G.I. Joe: The Lost Public Service Announcements (5) The Hell of Public Restrooms (2) (Newgrounds) Tom Green no longer on NewGrounds due to MPAA threat (3) (Some Guy) The world according to America (10) (Landover Baptist) New children's science textbook (5) (TechTV.com) Is Your PC Possessed? (2) (Team Fishcake) Psychologically unsound person's guide to driving (3) (Some Guy) Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Center of Los Angeles (5) (Some Guy) Austria.com - DAILY BOOBIES Not safe for work unless you're Austrian (7) (The Register) MPAA believes all Netizens are criminals (4) (Lycos) Clowns told to get custard pie insurance (0) (Texas) Last statements of Texas death row inmates (21) (Star-telegram) Bible literacy slipping, can't name eleven (oops, ten) commandments (0) (NAFC) National Organization for Continence (0) (eonline.com) Are Tom Green and Drew Barrymore really married? (5) (Channel 2000) GM to SUV Owners: STOP DRIVING (10) (Some Guy) Another famous Canadians list (0) (Globe and Mail) Canada tops world in Napster use (4) (restrooms.org) Women's Guide To Peeing Standing Up (9) (eIndia) Indian Prime Minister says India will give up nuclear weapons "if everyone else does" (0) (Sydney Morning Herald) Doctor paid $250/hour to claim second-hand somke not harmful (0) (ABQ Journal) Nude woman disrupts church services, been arrested before (1) (Straight Dop) Big list of science fiction cliches (6) (Some Guy) Things I learned from my Game Boy Advanced manual (3) (Whatever-dude.com) Thora Birch: American Beauty (3) (Neal) Snow White is Evil Incarnate (2) (Ster Crazy) Ark of Covenant in Outskirts Utah? No wonder we couldn't find it. (24) (Mr. Blue Guy!) Scientists discover new form of birth control (6) (National Post) Study suggests people with higher IQs live longer (24) (cheesehead.com) Play cheesehead trivia! (7) (Some Guy) Switzerland to launch chocolate scented stamp (0) (Some Guy) Man shoots himself with nail gun through the heart and lives (7) April 6, 2001: # of Comments Make up a caption for this picture (89) (TechTV) Show your Fark support tonight at 9pm EST in the TechTV chat (26) Let Fredom Ring - Man Strikes Liberty Bell With His Own Hammer (17) Monkey gets new head (44) (Cheesenet) All about cheese (6) Israel pummels Palestinian targets, vows to strike 'every day, hour after hour' (77) 26 (16) (IOL) Austrian Army routed by 64-year old farmer (17) (IOL) South African security guard fined for painting shoplifter white (4) (Stileproject.com) First Stileproject, now SomethingAwful (not safe for work) (8) (Via Memepool) Amusing ways to say "I'm hungover" (5) (Lycos) Climate change linked to vanishing toads (3) Britney's breast explodes (7) Recollections of one of the first Playboy bunnies (3) French court fines producers for illegally filming hardcore porno at chic Hotel Crillon. France surrenders (6) KKK kicked out of highway litter program (13) List of 'obscene' license plates prohibited in New York (9) 6-year-old girl brings 2-ton elephant to school (8) Average penis length is 5.877 inches (90) Internet firm sues to broadcast McVeigh execution (17) Teen wants out of Letourneau teacher-sex lawsuit, just wants to marry her (12) Female rail staff ordered to wear short skirts; court rules order is not sexist (8) Teenagers sue MTV over shower of feces (29) Rolls Royce introduces Bentley Swamp Ghost (4) (Some Guy) US President stops using email (11) (Canoe) NBC drops Third Rock From The Sun (13) (Japan Today) Sex and sin at a Catholic University (1) (Japan Today) Japan's insurance ladies diversifying into call girl business (3) (Some Guy) How to hack Billy Bass (4) (TechTV) Security gaps in US government computers (0) (Damn The Man) Thoughts on gigantic fake boobs, cell phones, and Kentucky legislation. (7) Conservative group wants Reagan on ten-dollar bill (51) The 10 worst Transformer toys of all time (12) Emergency delivery service delivers condoms, smokes, and booze (2) (Associated Press) Student suspended for listing classmates that 'frustrate' her (15) (TechTV) AOL kicks everyone off simultaneously (13) (Beyond 2000) Boeing to make plasma cannons. (15) (Texas) Final meal requests from Texas death row inmates (54) April 5, 2001: # of Comments (www.newgrounds.com) Tom Green digitally manipulates a horse(not safe for work) (18) (Some Guy) Evil to the North (11) (Cardhouse) Extreme bottled water (6) (Some Guy) Flash animations (3) (Some Guy) Russian APC getting blown up and people flying out of it (20) (Roanoke Times) Topless PETA protestor in a cage causes a stir (picture!) (via ObscureStore) (20) (Some Guy) Famous Canadians (31) (The Age.com) Strip-searched over parking tickets, woman sues, wins (10) (New York Times) Paint-by-Number Paintings Return (4) (GoPBI.com) Bomb builder tells mom he's 'sorry" (12) (TechTv) Nanotech (15) (Marshall Brain) How sword making works. (15) (Futurehorizons.net) It's a bird. It's a plane. It's a hoverboard! (10) Scientist discover 11 new planets. One has 'earth-like' characteristics. (46) Dial-a-Coke (14) Romania toying with 'DraculaLand' theme park (7) US Attorney General fights video games instead of crime (34) Vermont court deciding whether 'SHTHPNS' vanity plate is obscene (25) Spidey senses lost on stunt double (15) General Motors Reports Record Sales of the New Disposable Car (2) The "admissions" of the 14 year old shooter. (4) (Nando Times) Springsteen shows up unexpected at local NJ record shop, stays til everybody got autograph (27) (canoe) Thieves steal 52,000 pounds of quarters from apartment laundry rooms (17) Eskimo Pie forced to lay off 1,000 Eskimoes (4) Brave Wal Mart shopper thwarts rattlesnake attack (14) Students in Saudi Arabia publicly flogged for attacking their teachers (17) How to pee in scary bathrooms (18) 31 years ago, China shot down US spy plane over same island (23) Newly invented material apparently defies laws of physics (18) 200 ghostbusters stake out castle (5) Holy (two-headed) cow (24) former soviets sell human remains as dogmeat (1) Kid pokes fellow students with tack spends weekend in jail. More charges coming. (19) The lost art of bathroom etiquette (26) Dumb-ass Americans fall for castle gag (25) (via Drudge) Adam and Eve were from outer space (12) (Some Guy) Redneck Wind Chimes (23) (The Age) Warning on Jedi email campaign (6) (Alternet.org) American/Asian women having plastic surgery to make them look more "White (21) (Boston.com) "Totally oblivious" grandma joins the demolition derby. (24) (UCSD Math Club) A bunch of math jokes (33) (Some Guy) Paper gun case dismissed (10) (Some Guy) Peope who want to evolve into robots (or something) (20) April 4, 2001: # of Comments (New Scientist) Does drinking beer through a straw get you drunk faster? (33) (via The Register) Live mouse found inside PC (10) (staightprideworldwide) Straight Pride T-shirts (32) (Irish Independent) Farmer buys raincoats for stranded lambs (6) City considers "No Party Zone" around campus (19) Student Sues Over Ban On 'Straight Pride' Sweatshirt (252) Fertile women smell sexy, say scientists (32) Church women spend $3,000 to buy porn that they can destroy (74) Beard-growing is now mandatory in Macclesfield, North Carolina (43) "COPS" producer arrested on DUI charges (9) Protester sets self on fire for family's falure to get visas, didn't know they actually had them (6) For sale: Used EP-3E Orion Aircraft (6) Plane crashes into milk warehouse. Milk everywhere. (10) (The Register) America fully brainwashed by cybercrime (11) (The Weekly) How to cook Baboon (9) (Enquirer) Russell Crowe is father of Jodie Foster's second child. (30) (Whitehouse.org) Click on the "Your Government" link. (13) (NYPress) Obituary: Charles K. Johnson, president of International Flat Earth Research Society (18) (Some Guy) Another creepy flash animation (58) (Some Guy) Hell Freezing Over: Mavs' may make NBA playoffs (7) (christian journal) Britney Spears valentines okay, but "Jesus loves you" ban leads to lawsuit (16) (Some Guy) 2000's 10 Wackiest Employment Lawsuits (17) (CBC) Exciting new substance could replace styrofoam: Wheat (7) (IGN) April Fools follow-up (4) (China.com) US fully responsible for plane crisis (142) (The Sun) National Cleavage Week grand finale (9) April 3, 2001: # of Comments There's a Little Man in My Toilet (7) (fatbabies) video game characters in comprimising positions (5) (The Spark) The burn generator. Treat trolls with the respect they deserve. (5) (http://www.whatever-dude.com/) 8MM: reviewed by Steve Martin (5) (Some Guy) How many beers can these people take? (7) US Mail may not be delivered on Saturdays (24) Three Americans arrested in United Arab Emirates for promoting Christianity (56) (via wren-spot.com/rd) Photos of big bust models before & after getting huge implants (in Spanish/boobies/not safe for work) (35) (Think Geek) For sale: Caffeinated Meatloaf (6) (RochesterNews) Mistrial declared as one juror chokes another (5) (ClosetElvis) Sosa given domain over the Heavens and the Earth (4) (Some Guy) The life of the pigmy shrew (UK flash animation) (4) (Some Guy) Strip Club restaurant review (4) (Some Guy) Nasdaq Plunge - The Game (5) Americans 'think hands and feet will fall off' if they visit UK (47) (via Drudge) San Diego bans the word "minority" (24) 'Jane' magazine calls Eminem, Britney Spears 'Most Overrated Stars In Showbiz' (5) K-Mart Blue Light Special revived (13) All improv finale for SNL? (21) Tom Petty says he is not dead (19) 100 liters of bovine sperm stolen (29) For sale: Fark McBooby, The Devil Monkey From Planet H (4) (NASA) Make up a caption for this picture (pic) (85) (Wisinfo) 6-year old gets entire body stuck in stuffed animal 'crane' game (19) (Dotmusic.com) Are Michael and LaToya Jackson the same person? (16) (ITN) Stalinworld theme park appals some, amuses others (8) (Some Guy) Safety tips for springtime (15) (Parascope) Scientists: Humans are genetically programmed to believe in God. (22) (Some Guy) How to create an 80s video (10) (Some Guy) Sneezing-fetish online (3) Arizona fans riot after losing to Duke in title game (10) PETA hopes foot and mouth disease comes to US (51) 'Yeti's hair' defies DNA analysis (6) (BLA Stockholm) Swedish TV puppet show (QuickTime) (7) (Independent) France vs Giant frogs - France surrenders (7) (stile project) Stile Project Farked Up (not safe for work) (33) (US News) Is the Bible true? Insights from archaeology and history (121) (TheSpark) Exchange rate for Canadian quarter = punch in the face (19) (theage.com) Bum Bandit's Fingers To Be Featured "In" Prostate Cancer Ad (8) (Some Guy) Speedy the crippled kitten uses a cart to get around (53) April 2, 2001: # of Comments (Ad Critic) Tobacco Industry Begins Nationwide Tobacco Recall (27) Dangerous anorexia fad sweeping Ethiopia (5) (Detroit News) Giant birdfeeder billboards to launch new Ford Explorer (23) (Jim Rome) Strawberry's friends report kidnapping call (7) (Divisiontwo) Raising a gay toddler in a heterosexual world (7) (ign.com) Game hero caught masturbating in demo (20) Welcome to dot-bankrupt statium (4) Are people really dead, or are some people being buried alive? (17) (Some Guy) Follow up: When psycho ex-girlfriends attack is a hoax (4) The most unfortunate name in the world. (79) (Some Guy) Two injured while heating pressurized paint cans in oven (10) (via PacLand.cc) All Your Data Are Belong To Microsoft (14) Arrest warrant for pool hall owner who hosted nude underage teen applesauce wrestling (12) (ThisIsBradford) British man files complaint saying that having to push his garbage can to the curb violates his human rights (7) David Copperfield in hospital for exhaustion (14) (Microsoft) How to install a decent OS over Windoze, from Microsoft's support site (31) (Some Guy) These things are an abomination unto the LORD: Magic The Gathering (72) Darryl on the lam again, do dah do dah (7) (Telegraph) Saddam Hussein's son tells Iraqs that their food rations have been increased. April fools. (13) Daghestan farmers to sue Russia because Mir wreckage scared their sheep (4) April fool joke backfires (9) Cop asks pretty speeder to pose for him naked. (7) (The Sun) Angry mum sues over pathetic stripping performance (7) (Some Guy) When psycho ex-girlfriends attack is a hoax (8) (The Telegraph) The man who "made" Michael Jackson: Steven Hoefflin, plastic surgeon (7) Asian team to climb Everest to clear 3 tons of garbage (7) Metallica still whining about Napster (28) Man accused of calling police for sex. (6) A working e-Business plan (3) Make up a caption for this picture (pic) (73) (Canoe) Spinal Tap announce reunion tour (18) (US News) Sen. Hillary Clinton has 60 interns (11) (Some Guy) Rugby player who stuck fingers up opponents' butts makes public apology (10) (Encarta) Quiz for people who think they are good spellers (55) (Some Guy) 5 year internal study finds McDonalds menus too complicated (32) (NHL.com) Follow up: Tie Domi fined $1000 (8) (Some Guy) Kid has foolproof plan to live life in alcoholic stupor (18) (Some Guy) Sick of AYBABTU? This is for you (31) (Some Guy) Video of Sony robot dog 2nd generation (9)