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Search Google Search FARK To read an article, click on the small icon to the left of the entry. Rinse. Repeat. Wipe hands on pants. April 8, 2001: # of Comments Woman sentenced for nude gun photo (7) Pisa to re-open - Now with 6 degrees less lean! (1) (Some Guy) The spelling of trademark in the link seems a little political. (5) (Some Guy) panty claus!!!!!! (BUY IT) (8) (Some Guy) Why is Period-Porn So Rare? (13) (ClosetElvis.com) John McCain Fights Leprechaun (0) (IdahoStatesman.com) Same drugstore kills another shoplifter (2) (robotfrank.com) Have you seen the Red Ninja? (4) New Magazine Raises A Few Eyebrows (4) Bush Survives Vampire Attack (3) The Adventures of No Eyelid Man (3) Other file sharing programs begin implementing blocking filters (1) Two Weeks in the Bathroom (2) Man Stops Own Funeral (6) Shoplifter Dies in Struggle with Security Guards (3) Fight recollections and interviewing a few mammoths. (1) Survivor 4 application: For those of you who forgot to apply for 3... (0) (Some Guy) 101 Things to do with someone suffering from Alzheimer's (27) (www.nunatsiaq.com) Something IS still safe from 'the man' (3) (Some Guy) Another teen tramp: Katie from Alabama (She's legal) (38) (Some Guy) Why does our Moon not have a name? (21) (Some Guy) the truth about popstars (5) (Some Guy) Man sentenced for yelling racial slurs (12) (extremeduudsonit.com) Preferred method of transportation in Finland (AVI) (3) (Some Guy) MTV apologizes after teens sue (7) (ZTV Sweden) A man getting his belly waxed (MPEG) (12) (Some Guy) Toriko's ex's vanity page (18) (Some Guy) Poem: Ode to Unix (2) (Some Guy) Choose your favorite Missouri quarter design. (16) April 7, 2001: # of Comments (Al Martin) The EP-3E Aries plane was sent to China deliberately! (6) (Some Guy) Join the free animal sex email club (with animal noises) (warning porn popups) (1) (Some Guy) WeBL; Simulated Web Boxing Game (2) Child details horrific experience with babysitter (5) The lost art of bathroom etiquette part II (2) Arizona is home to the laziest people (8) Superhero Wanted (3) (Some Guy) Chip & Dale go l33t in their own MMORPG (6) (www.canoe.ca) Newgrounds' Tom Green footage actually stolen material (5) (Some Guy) Krystal Rose: Angel of Inocence/15 year old with big jugs (75) (X-E) Ivan Ooze Knuckle Extruder? (3) (joysticknation.com) Cement mixer converted to home entertainment system (2) For Sale: can of Whoop-Ass, Jones Soda energy drink (10) Study finds that kids who grow up in tidy homes likely to clean up financially (1) Bush's dog is missing (16) Study finds that Americans stay about an hour in the bathroom every day, or two weeks a year (6) Suicide number two killer of Japanese Bureaucrats (2) Mayor wants prostitutes to get 'a damn good spanking' (3) Downed Chinese pilot was known to fly close enough to flash his email address on a placard (11) US suspects world not putting US interests first (0) G.I. Joe: The Lost Public Service Announcements (5) The Hell of Public Restrooms (2) (Newgrounds) Tom Green no longer on NewGrounds due to MPAA threat (3) (Some Guy) The world according to America (10) (Landover Baptist) New children's science textbook (5) (TechTV.com) Is Your PC Possessed? (2) (Team Fishcake) Psychologically unsound person's guide to driving (3) (Some Guy) Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Center of Los Angeles (5) (Some Guy) Austria.com - DAILY BOOBIES Not safe for work unless you're Austrian (7) (The Register) MPAA believes all Netizens are criminals (4) (Lycos) Clowns told to get custard pie insurance (0) (Texas) Last statements of Texas death row inmates (21) (Star-telegram) Bible literacy slipping, can't name eleven (oops, ten) commandments (0) (NAFC) National Organization for Continence (0) (eonline.com) Are Tom Green and Drew Barrymore really married? (5) (Channel 2000) GM to SUV Owners: STOP DRIVING (10) (Some Guy) Another famous Canadians list (0) (Globe and Mail) Canada tops world in Napster use (4) (restrooms.org) Women's Guide To Peeing Standing Up (9) (eIndia) Indian Prime Minister says India will give up nuclear weapons "if everyone else does" (0) (Sydney Morning Herald) Doctor paid $250/hour to claim second-hand somke not harmful (0) (ABQ Journal) Nude woman disrupts church services, been arrested before (1) (Straight Dop) Big list of science fiction cliches (6) (Some Guy) Things I learned from my Game Boy Advanced manual (3) (Whatever-dude.com) Thora Birch: American Beauty (3) (Neal) Snow White is Evil Incarnate (2) (Ster Crazy) Ark of Covenant in Outskirts Utah? No wonder we couldn't find it. (24) (Mr. Blue Guy!) Scientists discover new form of birth control (6) (National Post) Study suggests people with higher IQs live longer (24) (cheesehead.com) Play cheesehead trivia! (7) (Some Guy) Switzerland to launch chocolate scented stamp (0) (Some Guy) Man shoots himself with nail gun through the heart and lives (7) April 6, 2001: # of Comments Make up a caption for this picture (89) (TechTV) Show your Fark support tonight at 9pm EST in the TechTV chat (26) Let Fredom Ring - Man Strikes Liberty Bell With His Own Hammer (17) Monkey gets new head (44) (Cheesenet) All about cheese (6) Israel pummels Palestinian targets, vows to strike 'every day, hour after hour' (77) 26 (16) (IOL) Austrian Army routed by 64-year old farmer (17) (IOL) South African security guard fined for painting shoplifter white (4) (Stileproject.com) First Stileproject, now SomethingAwful (not safe for work) (8) (Via Memepool) Amusing ways to say "I'm hungover" (5) (Lycos) Climate change linked to vanishing toads (3) Britney's breast explodes (7) Recollections of one of the first Playboy bunnies (3) French court fines producers for illegally filming hardcore porno at chic Hotel Crillon. France surrenders (6) KKK kicked out of highway litter program (13) List of 'obscene' license plates prohibited in New York (9) 6-year-old girl brings 2-ton elephant to school (8) Average penis length is 5.877 inches (90) Internet firm sues to broadcast McVeigh execution (17) Teen wants out of Letourneau teacher-sex lawsuit, just wants to marry her (12) Female rail staff ordered to wear short skirts; court rules order is not sexist (8) Teenagers sue MTV over shower of feces (29) Rolls Royce introduces Bentley Swamp Ghost (4) (Some Guy) US President stops using email (11) (Canoe) NBC drops Third Rock From The Sun (13) (Japan Today) Sex and sin at a Catholic University (1) (Japan Today) Japan's insurance ladies diversifying into call girl business (3) (Some Guy) How to hack Billy Bass (4) (TechTV) Security gaps in US government computers (0) (Damn The Man) Thoughts on gigantic fake boobs, cell phones, and Kentucky legislation. (7) Conservative group wants Reagan on ten-dollar bill (51) The 10 worst Transformer toys of all time (12) Emergency delivery service delivers condoms, smokes, and booze (2) (Associated Press) Student suspended for listing classmates that 'frustrate' her (15) (TechTV) AOL kicks everyone off simultaneously (13) (Beyond 2000) Boeing to make plasma cannons. (15) (Texas) Final meal requests from Texas death row inmates (54) April 5, 2001: # of Comments (www.newgrounds.com) Tom Green digitally manipulates a horse(not safe for work) (18) (Some Guy) Evil to the North (11) (Cardhouse) Extreme bottled water (6) (Some Guy) Flash animations (3) (Some Guy) Russian APC getting blown up and people flying out of it (20) (Roanoke Times) Topless PETA protestor in a cage causes a stir (picture!) (via ObscureStore) (20) (Some Guy) Famous Canadians (31) (The Age.com) Strip-searched over parking tickets, woman sues, wins (10) (New York Times) Paint-by-Number Paintings Return (4) (GoPBI.com) Bomb builder tells mom he's 'sorry" (12) (TechTv) Nanotech (15) (Marshall Brain) How sword making works. (15) (Futurehorizons.net) It's a bird. It's a plane. It's a hoverboard! (10) Scientist discover 11 new planets. One has 'earth-like' characteristics. (46) Dial-a-Coke (14) Romania toying with 'DraculaLand' theme park (7) US Attorney General fights video games instead of crime (34) Vermont court deciding whether 'SHTHPNS' vanity plate is obscene (25) Spidey senses lost on stunt double (15) General Motors Reports Record Sales of the New Disposable Car (2) The "admissions" of the 14 year old shooter. (4) (Nando Times) Springsteen shows up unexpected at local NJ record shop, stays til everybody got autograph (27) (canoe) Thieves steal 52,000 pounds of quarters from apartment laundry rooms (17) Eskimo Pie forced to lay off 1,000 Eskimoes (4) Brave Wal Mart shopper thwarts rattlesnake attack (14) Students in Saudi Arabia publicly flogged for attacking their teachers (17) How to pee in scary bathrooms (18) 31 years ago, China shot down US spy plane over same island (23) Newly invented material apparently defies laws of physics (18) 200 ghostbusters stake out castle (5) Holy (two-headed) cow (24) former soviets sell human remains as dogmeat (1) Kid pokes fellow students with tack spends weekend in jail. More charges coming. (19) The lost art of bathroom etiquette (26) Dumb-ass Americans fall for castle gag (25) (via Drudge) Adam and Eve were from outer space (12) (Some Guy) Redneck Wind Chimes (23) (The Age) Warning on Jedi email campaign (6) (Alternet.org) American/Asian women having plastic surgery to make them look more "White (21) (Boston.com) "Totally oblivious" grandma joins the demolition derby. (24) (UCSD Math Club) A bunch of math jokes (33) (Some Guy) Paper gun case dismissed (10) (Some Guy) Peope who want to evolve into robots (or something) (20) April 4, 2001: # of Comments (New Scientist) Does drinking beer through a straw get you drunk faster? (33) (via The Register) Live mouse found inside PC (10) (staightprideworldwide) Straight Pride T-shirts (32) (Irish Independent) Farmer buys raincoats for stranded lambs (6) City considers "No Party Zone" around campus (19) Student Sues Over Ban On 'Straight Pride' Sweatshirt (252) Fertile women smell sexy, say scientists (32) Church women spend $3,000 to buy porn that they can destroy (74) Beard-growing is now mandatory in Macclesfield, North Carolina (43) "COPS" producer arrested on DUI charges (9) Protester sets self on fire for family's falure to get visas, didn't know they actually had them (6) For sale: Used EP-3E Orion Aircraft (6) Plane crashes into milk warehouse. Milk everywhere. (10) (The Register) America fully brainwashed by cybercrime (11) (The Weekly) How to cook Baboon (9) (Enquirer) Russell Crowe is father of Jodie Foster's second child. (30) (Whitehouse.org) Click on the "Your Government" link. (13) (NYPress) Obituary: Charles K. Johnson, president of International Flat Earth Research Society (18) (Some Guy) Another creepy flash animation (58) (Some Guy) Hell Freezing Over: Mavs' may make NBA playoffs (7) (christian journal) Britney Spears valentines okay, but "Jesus loves you" ban leads to lawsuit (16) (Some Guy) 2000's 10 Wackiest Employment Lawsuits (17) (CBC)