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Search Google Search FARK To read an article, click on the small icon to the left of the entry. Rinse. Repeat. Wipe hands on pants. March 25, 2001: # of Comments (Whatever-dude.com) Blue's Clues (10) Twelve actual AP headlines which when followed by 'Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah,' can be sung to the tune of 'Camptown Races' (15) The Self-Made Critic's Guide to the 2001 Oscars (0) U.S. Soldier Shoots Pizza Delivery Men (7) Revenge website posts nude photos of ex-girlfriends (8) Third-grader suspended for drawing soldier, knife (27) Dramatic video of Afghan Buddha statue destruction by dynamite (2) Travolta's "Battlefield Earth" sweeps Razzies (3) (Some Guy) "What the hell is wrong with the Swedes?" Part II, in English (1) (Some Guy) "What the hell is wrong with the Swedes?" Part III (2) (Some Guy) "What the hell is wrong with the Swedes?" Part IV (1) (canoe) Excessive primping may qualify as disability (2) (Some Guy) Mind game (9) (straightdope.com) Just what the hell do hospitals mean by 'serious', 'stable', and 'critical' condition? (0) (japan today) Usen offers 100Mbps connection for consumers @ $40/month (16) (Eilert Pilarm) Swedish Elvis. View the commercial and hear him sing (1) (Some Guy) "What the hell is wrong with the Swedes?" Part V (0) (Some Guy) 11 year old made to stand outside with "I am a thief" sign (8) (accesswaco.com) Frat boys steal sheep,dress it in womens lingerie (3) Chick takes on drug dealers (Agents of Satan) (13) Huey Lewis Sued Over 'Ghostbusters' (10) Chubby Teletubbies to Release Fitness Video (3) (The Daily Bull) Survivor's Michael Skupin accident details revealed (3) (Some Guy) louis farrakhan African name generator (12) (Some Guy) Taleban.com still under Russian Control (4) (Tallahassee Democrat) Counter-Strike cuases the web to crawl. (11) (IGN.com) Best Reason to buy a Playstation 2 (warning: graphic footage) (21) March 24, 2001: # of Comments (Some Girl) When psycho ex-girlfriends attack (22) (Some Guy) Coca-Cola advertisement??? (17) (Some Guy) Air Guitar Lessons, Volume 1 (0) (Some Guy) Human bone jewelry! (6) (Cadaver Inc) Killed someone? you need Cadaver Inc! (7) Sick of Cell Phones in Restaurants or Movies? Block 'em! (6) (Some Guy) Are you a piñojo? (2) (People.com) The anorexic look isn't "in" anymore (6) (Forum) Help West Fargo pick a decent looking logo (3) (Cornell U.) Make up a caption for this (pic) (18) (Some Guy) How to give your computer a face lift (1) (Atom Films) Wheelchair Rebecca--(Not safe for work or kids) (3) (Damn The Man) Saturday morning cartoons are dumb, charmless programs. (3) (bigrockbeer) Grasshopper wheat ale and warthog ale available in Canada (7) (national post) Canada scared of rogue nation ballistic missiles (10) (Nando Times) The Internet over your electric outlet (4) (Nando Times) Colorado averages 2 human cases per year of disease similar to mad cow (0) (Nando Times) It's official, Knight new coach at Texas Tech (1) (snopes) California artist collecting brassieres to make Giant Bra Ball (0) (msn) The downside of being a 34 triple-D (14) (Free Republic) Superman was a communist!! (6) (Some Guy) Wang pulls out (4) (wergg.com) Wergg redesigns, wants feedback (4) (Straightdope.com) Cecil takes on creationist theories (12) Worker drives lawn mower off cliff (2) Bogus auctions of Mir debris hit the net (0) If you can't find a Playstation2, you're not looking very hard (11) Riots, earthquakes, dot-com woes, big business worries; what is happening to Seattle? (10) Man bags round-the-world trip by begging on Internet (9) Man poses as Microsoft (1) Mr. Bean to the rescue. (2) US government seizes Baptist churt (8) Cisco 2650 ... Router? (10) Manly-man Shepherd strides off shuttle, demands burger and beer. (0) Similarities of porno and politics (0) Woman to have baby for two gay men (4) Top German Utility Offers Web Via Power Line (0) Turning Garages Into Breweries (0) Woman a No-Show at Her Own Funeral (1) WWF buys out WCW; ends 20-year rivalry (21) Antipiracy efforts spark battle over computer hardware (3) lung cancer under power lines (1) William Hanna Died (1) Microsoft Digital Certificate Stolen (2) Video games and porn. 'nuff said (0) Video games are going downhill fast (0) Make up a caption for this image (pic) (29) Baaaaaad Sheep Prank (0) Foot-and-mouth disease unable to spread through Outlook Express (0) Government Agricultural Web Site leads to Porn (1) March 23, 2001: # of Comments Looking at trees is good for you (16) Attorney General Blames School Shootings on Video Games (61) MIR update; Close but no taco, gringo (37) Salon.com switches to boobies-based business model (5) Student dies trying to climb higher to win spitting contest (45) Jim Varney estate action to be held Saturday (19) Mark Chmura upset over hot tub ad (8) Another source reports Bart will lose his virginity in "Simpsons" movie (28) Man up on burglary, narcotic charges tries to hide cocaine in courtroom (3) (Some Guy) How to tell if your cow has mad cow disease (10) (Lycos) World's largest dump closes for business (7) (7AM News) The RIAA's Secret Weapon Exposed (38) Man commits suicide due to Mir suspense (5) Chef kills 60 rats a day in restaurant (13) Arkansas wants to ban evolution textbooks. (85) Chick killed comics theater! You bastard! (33) Drunk cam (3) Clam and sausage soup from Disney (7) Childhood games what happened? (9) '300 pints a week' man given warning (8) Web site to sell rights to sensational personal videos of animal attacks, crime, etc (1) Woman sells cheating husband to lover for $516 (9) Monkey phone calls hit the UK (6) (Associated Press) 10 cops busted for stealing and drug trafficking (3) (Star Magazine) Michael Jackson to author book on child rearing (22) (nasa.gov) Mir Reenters (pic) (15) (Some Guy) Ramen Noodle museum (0) (Some Guy On eMoo) UofL Mastercard Parody (13) (Some Guy) Brightest searchlight in the world. Can be seen on Mars (5) (Damn The Man) Ozzfest forces mormons to cancel Heritage Festival (7) (the london times) Robot to counsel families (1) (The Ferret) The Ferret calls for new and more offensive swear words (TMB would approve...) (7) (National Post) Michigan man dead after being hit by Canadian garbage (8) (IOL) Brazilian Lingerie company uses prison, slum to sell its wares (6) (beinggirl.com) Protecting you everday! Super Tampon, Captain Maxi, and Wonder Liner! (12) (MegaStar) Angelina Jolie demands that Lara Croft dolls have bigger boobies (8) (Boston Herald) Hub firefighters wedge new truck under old bridge (2) March 22, 2001: # of Comments Let's Hear It For Scared White Boys: New School Shooting In San Diego (28) (Some Guy) Tunak Arabian Dance machine!! (via BBspot) (7) (TechTV) Rolling blackouts hit Napster co-founder (1) Court rejects school drug testing (7) Crazy German lady thinks she's a vampire (18) LSD and 'shrooms as a cure for the mentally ill (20) Tommy Hilfiger introduces "Greenspan" cologne (4) (Church of Scientology) Take the Scientology personality test (41) (New Scientist) Researchers suggest using napalm to dispose of foot-and-mouth carcasses (13) (Columbus Dispatch) Man changes his name to "Seven" to avoid bad luck (9) Residents of smaller countries hope Mir hits them so they can demand compensation from Russia (11) Macedonians, Albanians at war. France surrenders (7) MC3: MP3 player, digital camera, dental floss dispenser (4) Prof Hildegard Hammerschmidt-Hummel says Shakespeare was a secret Catholic cult member (4) Putin fails to observe traffic laws (1) Everything on Earth declared collectible (18) International fishing boats caught in Mir splashdown zone (2) Mir positioned to take suicide dive Friday Morning (3) Hey, wanna smoke some Muggles? (10) PETA targets McVeigh’s last meal (52) Anthropologists discover second genus of early humans (26) Naked priest, lover spoil funeral (3) (New York Post) Transsexual dancers allege discrimination (9) (Las Vegas Sun) Film censor quits over church interference (1) (Some Guy) New Warning Labels on Canadian Cigarettes (27) (Reading Eagle) Family keeps mule as house pet (1) (The Hill) 98-year-old Senator Thurmond maintains near-perfect voting record (4) (zillmann.org) The horrible effects Mir's landing might have on America (10) (Stileproject) Army of Darkness Soundboard (if your workplace has web filters, this site is in them) (5) (Access Atlanta) Possession of a felt tip marker is a misdemeanor for anyone under 18 (10) Second-graders face charges for paper gun (35) "Sex-Starved Moose Defecates on Car " (18) Kids get a glimpse of teacher's homemade porn tape (11) World's first 'air coaster' does zero to 80 in 2 seconds (13) US Deports 50 commie pies (13) The Self-Made Critic reviews Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon (6) Galileo spacecraft gets final mission (2) Subway diet scandal? (8) Reporter filming bike safety segment gets hit by car (3) (youngie.com) Colloquial english for beginners (And Americans) (11) (Nipguards.com) Nipguards :-Say goodbye to joggers nipple! (12) (Snopes.com) How to be a good wife (9) (Memepool) How to make a rocket out of a matchstick (via Memepool) (7) (Honolulu Star) Grocery clerks had special intercom code to alert all to pretty shoppers (15) (Des Moines Register) Dad hosts son's 15th birthday party with booze and porn. (17) (Palm Beach Post) Brothers lead mission to witness Mir's demise (2) (thestar.com) Mad Magazine ends era by accepting ads (5) (Rutland Herald) Carbonated, flavored milk (drink it with your Burgerpipe!) (18) (Union Leader) Drunk woman steals, crashes police cruiser (5) (philly.com) Teens beat man looking for his daughter at underage drinking party (9) (Some Guy) Which airplane is closer? (13) (Some Guy) Simpsons Movie to feature Bart getting nailed (10) (thoughtpolice.com) 1040 form for laid-off dot.com employees (5) (Some Guy) Girl Scouts shed their "un-Sexy" image with new uniforms (12) (GlobalTV.com) Advertising Via Tattoo: Coming To NBA Biceps (11) March 21, 2001: # of Comments Feds agree - more arsenic in the water (18) (Alaska) Get a free bear safety package (9) (TheSmokingGun) Bride arrested for attacking new husband with wedding cake (actual police report) (14) (Drew) If there's any Farkers in Miami who want to go have a beer, send me an email (39) (IOL) Police ordered to arrest, deport, imprison gays & lesbians (25) The Gay Agenda - Homosexual-rights bill progresses (186) Trailers a hard sell in Russia (7) Destruction of Buddha statues "ended drought" says Taliban (7) Suggested Landings for the Mir Space Station (22) Talking vodka bottle cap says "Pour", emits drunken giggles as evening progresses (6) (Telegraph) Four-year old puts "psychics" to shame (7) (The Stash) Those wacky Japanese, part 4. (Game show MPG) (8) (ElectricRat) Scientists hotwire brains to like the 80's (2) (Thedailycamera) 5 club drugs to know about