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Search Google Search FARK To read an article, click on the small icon to the left of the entry. Rinse. Repeat. Wipe hands on pants. March 18, 2001: # of Comments 47 packing employees found stoned on the job after birthday cake/cannabis prank (8) Governor's site overtaken by web porn (1) (Whatever-dude.com/) A look at Scooby Doo (2) (Some Guy) Grandson inherits UFO fake pic, makes money from it (4) (Some Guy) High voltage experiments (3) (Some Guy) Empty Cup (1) (cocaine.org) How to detect drug use from toenail clippings (1) (nj.com) Teens arrested for bursting into class pretending to have guns (5) (Some Guy) "Surf rage" in San Diego (6) (insidechina.com) China cracks down on evil cult: Protestants (2) (NandoTimes) Postal clerk stole $715,000 over years, didn't spend any, gives it back (6) (Some Lady) Good Christian boobies (contains boobies) (7) Snuffleupagus Murdered. (with fun coloring exercise for the kids) (14) Hungry Guard Foils Heroin Delivery in Burrito (5) Tusk-less Elephants Evolve to Foil Ivory Poachers (30) Pennsylvania town has zero people, according to Census (4) Estonian metal thiefs destroying power grid (4) Chick Comics Theater: Happy Hour (4) Cops hunt mobster in gay haunts, nudist camps (1) Low Pass comic strip creator (3) Television evangelists to form labor union (1) Coming soon to your neighborhood: The Creatures who go to Mosques (18) X-E Survivor: EPISODE 2 (2) (Buddy_Jesus) Awesome South Park/Phantom Menace Crossover (6) (Some Guy) Google shows St.Patrick's day spirit (9) (Some Guy) Geek Purity Test (lower score = geekier (17) (New Scientist) Use slugs to clean your bathroom (6) (Some Guy) Internet Usage in Africa (4) (Some Guy) Circular reasoning at its finest (24) (eIndia) Discover the various aspects of sexuality with Dr. Prakash Kothari (2) (hypnotic.com) "Tokyo Breakfast" -- really goofy, funny Japanese sketch comedy (in English) (8) March 17, 2001: # of Comments (Some Guy) Stretch your ballsack for pleasure and profit (13) (Via Memepool) Going to Harvard to play with Lego Blocks (5) Children denied cable (2) Green Lantern vs. Aquaman photo comic (15) For sale: Crashing MIR Space Station Detecto-Hat (14) Don't steal pics for auctions, or this might happen (9) Male gymnast on girls' team runs into trouble at championships (7) Ohio allowed to keep God motto (3) 97 year old woman regains sight after sneezing (4) Beaver county Bank officials refuse to accept money found in woman's beaver. (2) Misguided teen's social anxiety leads to tragedy (3) Survivor spinoff: lose fat win money (3) (via mp3.com) Group X: Arabian Rap Sensations (1) (Slashdot) Scientologists force Slashdot to remove comments (8) (IEEE Canada) Why are Canadians so proud of the robotic arm on the space shuttle? (7) (Some Guy) SaraNova - blowjob freedom fighter (not safe for work) (17) (Some Guy) Donate your body for plastination and exhibition (2) (SomeGUY) Jesse Jackson's homepage is not diverse (it's all white) (9) (Philadelphia Daily News) Green beer getting harder to find (1) (Some Guy) Child molester ordered to give lottery winnings to victim (4) (phillyburbs.com) Sesame Place applies for liquor license (0) (overclocked.org) Video Game music remixes (4) (Mori Chack) Japanese cartoons featuring Gloomy the Bear (7) (Jelloboy.COM) Jelloboy.com Supports Fark - Ad's Fark News to Site (22) (Some Guy) Cases against vanity pages. Exhibit D. (17) (Some Guy) How to give yourself oral sex (males) (9) (Some Guy) Necrofilia for dummies (6) (Some Guy) How to have sex with horse. (4) (Richmond Times-Dispatch) "Ghetto Burger" joint embroiled in name-change hubbub (2) (TheSmokingGun) Don't fark with the McDonald Manager (6) (TheSmokingGun) Don't fark with the drive thru employees (4) (Damn The Man) In 1998, Russian scientists supposedly drilled into Hell. (14) (TheSmokingGun) Don't fark with Chuck E. Cheese employees (6) (MSN) Britney Spears encourages teen girls to dress like hookers (6) (www.georgecarlin.com) George Carlin's Official Website (5) (Some Guy) Korean War Aircraft Nose Art (3) March 16, 2001: # of Comments (GenoChoice) Create custom DNA for your new child (10) Vermont House prepares to explicitly outlaw gay marriage (103) (Military.com) Sexy B-52 Nose Art is now computer-generated and gender neutral (23) Larry Potter suing Harry Potter (14) (Ireland.com) Ireland cancels St. Patrick's Day (17) (Some Guy) Mir Re-entry to be streamed by NaviSite (11) (Misanthropic Bitch) Misanthropic Bitch Calls For Mass Execution Of Teenage Mothers (24) Make up a caption for this picture (pic) (44) Mexico City converts to Linux (7) After sinking Napster and MP3.com, RIAA trying to start its own online music services and avoid paying artists royalties (13) Texas truck dumps 46,000 pounds of chickens on freeway, bystanders rush to fill their cars (22) Italian TV presenter in trouble for comparing her country to excrement (5) (Via Memepool) How to have sex with a goose (57) For sale: More Monkey calls on Ebay (2) Tourists flock to expected crazh zone of Mir (11) Norwegians want to de-louse Gerard Depardieu (8) Destiny's Child to cover Bee Gee songs(barf bag not included) (3) National Loan Shark profits down..... Leg breaking on the rise (1) (Some Guy) Get rid of annoying ICQ ads in four simple steps (14) (Ny Post) Disney wants you in jail for downloading (scroll down) (30) (The Weekly) Good Death, Bad Death (5) (Japan Today) The world's first fart detector? (3) (cultofnobody.com) Death threat at cultofnobody.com (6) (Some Guy) Lots of fun games (1) NCAA tournament and Fark's ESPN brackets (discussion) (14) ICQ logs spark corporate nightmare (12) Behind the marketing tactics of overpriced movie theatre concessions - featuring 'Burgerpipe' (11) (Burgerpipe) Burgerpipe - the burger of the future (25) (Breast Form FAQ) How to measure breast size (12) (Korea Herald) North Korea calls U.S. a nation of cannibals (16) (Some Guy) The Spudgun Technology Center--for state-of-the-art potato guns. (6) (McAfee) Computer virus infection map of the world (9) (Front Page) The case against reparations. (16) (Some Chick) Case #3 against vanity web pages (19) (Yank The Chain) Vampire Church Provides Unlimited Source Of Concentrated Stupidity (8) (CBC) D.A.R.E. Officer Dies of Heroin & Cocaine Overdose (11) March 15, 2001: # of Comments (Canoe) Canadian woman sports world's largest fake boobies (pic) (safe for work) (59) Snoop Dogg teams up with Hustler to make porn videos (9) Make up caption for this pic (52) (Japan Today) Ramen summit says: taste must improve (21) (Star-Tribune) Mystery crap rains down on Utah house (17) Scientists try to break down why everyone feels morally superior to everyone else (55) (Engrish.com) Things have been busy over at engrish.com (4) (Chicago Sun-Times) Ass still No. 1 for taking baby's temperature (8) India thrashes Australia (23) Young Christians in favour of sex before marriage (19) (Despair) Underachiever awards (6) California considering requiring chip implants in pets (5) Naked interviewee finds no jobs exist (13) Fark chat (#Fark.com on EFnet) (33) Canadian woman sues parents after falling down stairs at home (5) Publisher pays $750k for novel written by Britney Spears (19) (Some Guy) For sale: Barbie doll clothing that is "modest and moral" (4) (Beaver Times) Female suspect has 91 cents in her pocket, $2,141 up in her. (29) (kremlinkam.com) Kremlin Kam (3) (Some Guy) Personal eighties mix tape collection index (13) (Straightdope.com) Was Lizzie a lezzie? (5) (Some Guy) A compilation of 555 numbers from movies, television, and radio. (11) Idiots from Maryland U expose themselves. (boobies) (5) Investigators Probe Clinton Pardon of Hitler (2) (Wisconsin Reporter) Teen outruns couch-potatoes who offered her $40 to strip. (11) (BostonHerald) Man arrested after threatening to shoot potato into girlfriend (19) More Americans having gay sex, study shows (19) For sale: Monkey Answering Machine Call (12) Man shot dead testing "bulletproof" magic spell (22) (Some Guy) Aussie Slang (8) (makestickers.com) AYBABTU bumper stickers (23) (Some Guy) Real Life Bounty Hunter Stories (3) (Some Guy) MIT research project - Railgun (17) (Eagle-Tribune) Clerk resigns after groping officers, flashing boobies (14) March 14, 2001: # of Comments (ESPN) First Fark NCAA tourney bracket filled up. Here's another. Create an account, join group 'Fark.com2', make picks (0) CEO Wealth Meter (12) The truth about radio and payola (23) (health.msn.com) Liposuction fixes man boobies. (11) (TechTV) Cash in on Disaster (3) Inhabitant of Siberia two times tried to steal fridge from morgue (12) (Some Guy) Brits ready to celebrate 2nd annual National Cleavage Day (8) (Some Guy) Frightening new way to alleviate stress (19) (The Sun) Private who posed topless for The Sun kicked out of army (contains gratuitous boobies) (18) (Hard Rock Cafe) Enter to win the Magical Mystery Tour Bus (4) Drew will be on Screen Savers live via webcam tonight (TechTV) (26) Viagra causes blindness? (7) (AJC) Double-dating exception to teenage driving legislation. (4) (Some Guy) Make up a caption for this picture (pic) (50) Suicidal cliff jumper lands next to corpse (7) Brothel gets wheelchair access (7) For sale: Rosie O'Donnell's signed leather underpants (30) (Some Guy) Questions you never thought you'd ask (5) "Marry me or I'll blow up the grenade" (6) Ads making fun of Germans and gays approved for display in Britain (16) (Some Guy) Those "racist" beer ads (0) First 'play-in' game of NCAA tournament sucks total ass (3) Starbucks prepares for mysterious "Phase Two" (7) Does your fitness monitor spy on you? (3) Seven lines of code can crack DVD encryption (18) Another way to mock smokers--talking cigarette boxes (9) (CSMonitor) Residents of Utah town required by law to own guns (18) (NY JournalNews) Student suspended for listing kids he doesn't like (17) (Some Guy) Bigfoot and post-traumatic stress disorder (3) (Wall Of Sound) "Leatherman" of the Village People dead at 50 (16) (Moscow Times) In Moscow: boobie posters good, posters of men with massive loins bad (9) (Some Guy) Former Marijuana Smuggler Seeks Employment (11) (via Memepool) Hello Kitty .45 (12) March 13, 2001: # of Comments (In-Forum) Man gets 5 years for urinating on deputy (9) (Napcameback.com) Canadian company saves Napster users with this download (16) Make up a caption for this picture (pic) (68) Bullet train left driverless whilst driver looks for hat (7) Computer geeks not prone to school violence (12) (Bubblegun) Hilarious Things You Didn't Know About The Queen Mother (3) Police ticket girlscouts for selling cookies (25) Paramedics need welder to free Convenience-store clerk (scroll halfway down) (9) American kids are a bunch of fat-asses (60) Jobs earned only $1 as Apple CEO, but perks pay off (6) 23 (15) X-E Reviews porn classic "Double Agent '73" (13) Pres. Bush tries to impress British with toothpaste comparison (12) (mp3s.com) Music of the Human Genome (13) (NY Post) Eminem gets own action figure (14) (WorldNetDaily) Toddler who ran out of home naked brings visit from social worker (11)