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March 18, 2001:# of Comments
[Ananova] [amusing] 47 packing employees found stoned on the job after birthday cake/cannabis prank
(8)
[MSNBC] [Misc] Governor's site overtaken by web porn
(1)
(Whatever-dude.com/) [amusing] A look at Scooby Doo
(2)
(Some Guy) [Stupid] Grandson inherits UFO fake pic, makes money from it
(4)
(Some Guy) [Spiffy] High voltage experiments
(3)
(Some Guy) [Cool] Empty Cup
(1)
(cocaine.org) [Spiffy] How to detect drug use from toenail clippings
(1)
(nj.com) [Asinine] Teens arrested for bursting into class pretending to have guns
(5)
(Some Guy) [Asinine] "Surf rage" in San Diego
(6)
(insidechina.com) [Interesting] China cracks down on evil cult: Protestants
(2)
(NandoTimes) [Asinine] Postal clerk stole $715,000 over years, didn't spend any, gives it back
(6)
(Some Lady) [Interesting] Good Christian boobies (contains boobies)
(7)
[I-Mockery] [amusing] Snuffleupagus Murdered. (with fun coloring exercise for the kids)
(14)
[Excite] [Asinine] Hungry Guard Foils Heroin Delivery in Burrito
(5)
[ABC News] [Spiffy] Tusk-less Elephants Evolve to Foil Ivory Poachers
(30)
[Yahoo] [amusing] Pennsylvania town has zero people, according to Census
(4)
[Yahoo] [Asinine] Estonian metal thiefs destroying power grid
(4)
[X-Entertainment] [amusing] Chick Comics Theater: Happy Hour
(4)
[MSNBC] [amusing] Cops hunt mobster in gay haunts, nudist camps
(1)
[Low Pass] [Spiffy] Low Pass comic strip creator
(3)
[Foolbrain] [Satire] Television evangelists to form labor union
(1)
[Jack Chick] [Stupid] Coming soon to your neighborhood: The Creatures who go to Mosques
(18)
[X-Entertainment] [amusing] X-E Survivor: EPISODE 2
(2)
(Buddy_Jesus) [Cool] Awesome South Park/Phantom Menace Crossover
(6)
(Some Guy) [amusing] Google shows St.Patrick's day spirit
(9)
(Some Guy) [Spiffy] Geek Purity Test (lower score = geekier
(17)
(New Scientist) [Weird] Use slugs to clean your bathroom
(6)
(Some Guy) [News] Internet Usage in Africa
(4)
(Some Guy) [Stupid] Circular reasoning at its finest
(24)
(eIndia) [amusing] Discover the various aspects of sexuality with Dr. Prakash Kothari
(2)
(hypnotic.com) [Satire] "Tokyo Breakfast" -- really goofy, funny Japanese sketch comedy (in English)
(8)
March 17, 2001:# of Comments
(Some Guy) [Weird] Stretch your ballsack for pleasure and profit
(13)
(Via Memepool) [Asinine] Going to Harvard to play with Lego Blocks
(5)
[Satyr] [Satire] Children denied cable
(2)
[X-Entertainment] [Silly] Green Lantern vs. Aquaman photo comic
(15)
[eBay] [amusing] For sale: Crashing MIR Space Station Detecto-Hat
(14)
[eBay] [Interesting] Don't steal pics for auctions, or this might happen
(9)
[BostonGlobe] [Obvious] Male gymnast on girls' team runs into trouble at championships
(7)
[USA Today] [Misc] Ohio allowed to keep God motto
(3)
[Ananova] [Strange] 97 year old woman regains sight after sneezing
(4)
[Ananova] [Ironic] Beaver county Bank officials refuse to accept money found in woman's beaver.
(2)
[Murderize] [amusing] Misguided teen's social anxiety leads to tragedy
(3)
[Yahoo] [Weird] Survivor spinoff: lose fat win money
(3)
(via mp3.com) [amusing] Group X: Arabian Rap Sensations
(1)
(Slashdot) [Sad] Scientologists force Slashdot to remove comments
(8)
(IEEE Canada) [Interesting] Why are Canadians so proud of the robotic arm on the space shuttle?
(7)
(Some Guy) [PSA] SaraNova - blowjob freedom fighter (not safe for work)
(17)
(Some Guy) [PSA] Donate your body for plastination and exhibition
(2)
(SomeGUY) [Ironic] Jesse Jackson's homepage is not diverse (it's all white)
(9)
(Philadelphia Daily News) [PSA] Green beer getting harder to find
(1)
(Some Guy) [Misc] Child molester ordered to give lottery winnings to victim
(4)
(phillyburbs.com) [PSA] Sesame Place applies for liquor license
(0)
(overclocked.org) [Cool] Video Game music remixes
(4)
(Mori Chack) [amusing] Japanese cartoons featuring Gloomy the Bear
(7)
(Jelloboy.COM) [Stupid] Jelloboy.com Supports Fark - Ad's Fark News to Site
(22)
(Some Guy) [Sappy] Cases against vanity pages. Exhibit D.
(17)
(Some Guy) [Ironic] How to give yourself oral sex (males)
(9)
(Some Guy) [amusing] Necrofilia for dummies
(6)
(Some Guy) [Interesting] How to have sex with horse.
(4)
(Richmond Times-Dispatch) [Silly] "Ghetto Burger" joint embroiled in name-change hubbub
(2)
(TheSmokingGun) [Obvious] Don't fark with the McDonald Manager
(6)
(TheSmokingGun) [Scary] Don't fark with the drive thru employees
(4)
(Damn The Man) [amusing] In 1998, Russian scientists supposedly drilled into Hell.
(14)
(TheSmokingGun) [Asinine] Don't fark with Chuck E. Cheese employees
(6)
(MSN) [Obvious] Britney Spears encourages teen girls to dress like hookers
(6)
(www.georgecarlin.com) [Cool] George Carlin's Official Website
(5)
(Some Guy) [Cool] Korean War Aircraft Nose Art
(3)
March 16, 2001:# of Comments
(GenoChoice) [Interesting] Create custom DNA for your new child
(10)
[CNN] [News] Vermont House prepares to explicitly outlaw gay marriage
(103)
(Military.com) [Sad] Sexy B-52 Nose Art is now computer-generated and gender neutral
(23)
[BBC] [Stupid] Larry Potter suing Harry Potter
(14)
(Ireland.com) [News] Ireland cancels St. Patrick's Day
(17)
(Some Guy) [Cool] Mir Re-entry to be streamed by NaviSite
(11)
(Misanthropic Bitch) [amusing] Misanthropic Bitch Calls For Mass Execution Of Teenage Mothers
(24)
[Reuters] [amusing] Make up a caption for this picture (pic)
(44)
[Wired] [Interesting] Mexico City converts to Linux
(7)
[Wired] [Ironic] After sinking Napster and MP3.com, RIAA trying to start its own online music services and avoid paying artists royalties
(13)
[CNN] [Strange] Texas truck dumps 46,000 pounds of chickens on freeway, bystanders rush to fill their cars
(22)
[Ananova] [amusing] Italian TV presenter in trouble for comparing her country to excrement
(5)
(Via Memepool) [Sick] How to have sex with a goose
(57)
[eBay] [Stupid] For sale: More Monkey calls on Ebay
(2)
[CNN] [amusing] Tourists flock to expected crazh zone of Mir
(11)
[Yahoo] [Obvious] Norwegians want to de-louse Gerard Depardieu
(8)
[ABC News] [Scary] Destiny's Child to cover Bee Gee songs(barf bag not included)
(3)
[Foolbrain] [Satire] National Loan Shark profits down..... Leg breaking on the rise
(1)
(Some Guy) [PSA] Get rid of annoying ICQ ads in four simple steps
(14)
(Ny Post) [Asinine] Disney wants you in jail for downloading (scroll down)
(30)
(The Weekly) [Silly] Good Death, Bad Death
(5)
(Japan Today) [Silly] The world's first fart detector?
(3)
(cultofnobody.com) [amusing] Death threat at cultofnobody.com
(6)
(Some Guy) [Cool] Lots of fun games
(1)
[FARK] [Misc] NCAA tournament and Fark's ESPN brackets (discussion)
(14)
[C|Net] [Scary] ICQ logs spark corporate nightmare
(12)
[MSNBC] [Interesting] Behind the marketing tactics of overpriced movie theatre concessions - featuring 'Burgerpipe'
(11)
(Burgerpipe) [Weird] Burgerpipe - the burger of the future
(25)
(Breast Form FAQ) [PSA] How to measure breast size
(12)
(Korea Herald) [Ironic] North Korea calls U.S. a nation of cannibals
(16)
(Some Guy) [Weird] The Spudgun Technology Center--for state-of-the-art potato guns.
(6)
(McAfee) [Cool] Computer virus infection map of the world
(9)
(Front Page) [Misc] The case against reparations.
(16)
(Some Chick) [Scary] Case #3 against vanity web pages
(19)
(Yank The Chain) [Stupid] Vampire Church Provides Unlimited Source Of Concentrated Stupidity
(8)
(CBC) [Ironic] D.A.R.E. Officer Dies of Heroin & Cocaine Overdose
(11)
March 15, 2001:# of Comments
(Canoe) [Sick] Canadian woman sports world's largest fake boobies (pic) (safe for work)
(59)
[Salon] [amusing] Snoop Dogg teams up with Hustler to make porn videos
(9)
[JSOnline] [amusing] Make up caption for this pic
(52)
(Japan Today) [Obvious] Ramen summit says: taste must improve
(21)
(Star-Tribune) [Weird] Mystery crap rains down on Utah house
(17)
[ABC News] [Interesting] Scientists try to break down why everyone feels morally superior to everyone else
(55)
(Engrish.com) [amusing] Things have been busy over at engrish.com
(4)
(Chicago Sun-Times) [PSA] Ass still No. 1 for taking baby's temperature
(8)
[BBC] [Spiffy] India thrashes Australia
(23)
[Ananova] [Ironic] Young Christians in favour of sex before marriage
(19)
(Despair) [Cool] Underachiever awards
(6)
[Wired] [Weird] California considering requiring chip implants in pets
(5)
[Ananova] [amusing] Naked interviewee finds no jobs exist
(13)
[FARK] [Weird] Fark chat (#Fark.com on EFnet)
(33)
[Ananova] [Stupid] Canadian woman sues parents after falling down stairs at home
(5)
[Yahoo] [Asinine] Publisher pays $750k for novel written by Britney Spears
(19)
(Some Guy) [Silly] For sale: Barbie doll clothing that is "modest and moral"
(4)
(Beaver Times) [Sick] Female suspect has 91 cents in her pocket, $2,141 up in her.
(29)
(kremlinkam.com) [Cool] Kremlin Kam
(3)
(Some Guy) [Misc] Personal eighties mix tape collection index
(13)
(Straightdope.com) [Interesting] Was Lizzie a lezzie?
(5)
(Some Guy) [Scary] A compilation of 555 numbers from movies, television, and radio.
(11)
[Excite] [Cool] Idiots from Maryland U expose themselves. (boobies)
(5)
[Satyr] [Satire] Investigators Probe Clinton Pardon of Hitler
(2)
(Wisconsin Reporter) [Sappy] Teen outruns couch-potatoes who offered her $40 to strip.
(11)
(BostonHerald) [amusing] Man arrested after threatening to shoot potato into girlfriend
(19)
[Reuters] [Survey] More Americans having gay sex, study shows
(19)
[eBay] [Stupid] For sale: Monkey Answering Machine Call
(12)
[BBC] [Stupid] Man shot dead testing "bulletproof" magic spell
(22)
(Some Guy) [amusing] Aussie Slang
(8)
(makestickers.com) [Spiffy] AYBABTU bumper stickers
(23)
(Some Guy) [Cool] Real Life Bounty Hunter Stories
(3)
(Some Guy) [Cool] MIT research project - Railgun
(17)
(Eagle-Tribune) [Sad] Clerk resigns after groping officers, flashing boobies
(14)
March 14, 2001:# of Comments
(ESPN) [Spiffy] First Fark NCAA tourney bracket filled up. Here's another. Create an account, join group 'Fark.com2', make picks
(0)
[C|Net] [Sick] CEO Wealth Meter
(12)
[Salon] [Sad] The truth about radio and payola
(23)
(health.msn.com) [Obvious] Liposuction fixes man boobies.
(11)
(TechTV) [amusing] Cash in on Disaster
(3)
[Pravda] [Weird] Inhabitant of Siberia two times tried to steal fridge from morgue
(12)
(Some Guy) [amusing] Brits ready to celebrate 2nd annual National Cleavage Day
(8)
(Some Guy) [Scary] Frightening new way to alleviate stress
(19)
(The Sun) [Sad] Private who posed topless for The Sun kicked out of army (contains gratuitous boobies)
(18)
(Hard Rock Cafe) [Spiffy] Enter to win the Magical Mystery Tour Bus
(4)
[FARK] [PSA] Drew will be on Screen Savers live via webcam tonight (TechTV)
(26)
[Yahoo] [PSA] Viagra causes blindness?
(7)
(AJC) [Asinine] Double-dating exception to teenage driving legislation.
(4)
(Some Guy) [amusing] Make up a caption for this picture (pic)
(50)
[BBC] [Ironic] Suicidal cliff jumper lands next to corpse
(7)
[Ananova] [Cool] Brothel gets wheelchair access
(7)
[eBay] [Weird] For sale: Rosie O'Donnell's signed leather underpants
(30)
(Some Guy) [Interesting] Questions you never thought you'd ask
(5)
[Pravda] [amusing] "Marry me or I'll blow up the grenade"
(6)
[Ananova] [Misc] Ads making fun of Germans and gays approved for display in Britain
(16)
(Some Guy) [amusing] Those "racist" beer ads
(0)
[CNN] [Obvious] First 'play-in' game of NCAA tournament sucks total ass
(3)
[The Onion] [amusing] Starbucks prepares for mysterious "Phase Two"
(7)
[CNN] [Scary] Does your fitness monitor spy on you?
(3)
[CNN] [Interesting] Seven lines of code can crack DVD encryption
(18)
[MSNBC] [PSA] Another way to mock smokers--talking cigarette boxes
(9)
(CSMonitor) [Strange] Residents of Utah town required by law to own guns
(18)
(NY JournalNews) [Stupid] Student suspended for listing kids he doesn't like
(17)
(Some Guy) [Weird] Bigfoot and post-traumatic stress disorder
(3)
(Wall Of Sound) [Sad] "Leatherman" of the Village People dead at 50
(16)
(Moscow Times) [Stupid] In Moscow: boobie posters good, posters of men with massive loins bad
(9)
(Some Guy) [Cool] Former Marijuana Smuggler Seeks Employment
(11)
(via Memepool) [Spiffy] Hello Kitty .45
(12)
March 13, 2001:# of Comments
(In-Forum) [amusing] Man gets 5 years for urinating on deputy
(9)
(Napcameback.com) [Spiffy] Canadian company saves Napster users with this download
(16)
[FARK] [amusing] Make up a caption for this picture (pic)
(68)
[Reuters] [amusing] Bullet train left driverless whilst driver looks for hat
(7)
[JSOnline] [Obvious] Computer geeks not prone to school violence
(12)
(Bubblegun) [Satire] Hilarious Things You Didn't Know About The Queen Mother
(3)
[Washington Post] [Asinine] Police ticket girlscouts for selling cookies
(25)
[Washington Post] [amusing] Paramedics need welder to free Convenience-store clerk (scroll halfway down)
(9)
[MSNBC] [Obvious] American kids are a bunch of fat-asses
(60)
[C|Net] [Stupid] Jobs earned only $1 as Apple CEO, but perks pay off
(6)
[Foxnews] [News] 23
(15)
[X-Entertainment] [Sad] X-E Reviews porn classic "Double Agent '73"
(13)
[Washington Post] [Asinine] Pres. Bush tries to impress British with toothpaste comparison
(12)
(mp3s.com) [Cool] Music of the Human Genome
(13)
(NY Post) [Asinine] Eminem gets own action figure
(14)
(WorldNetDaily) [Stupid] Toddler who ran out of home naked brings visit from social worker
(11)
(Tallahassee) [amusing] Delivery guy gets group-groped at bachelorette party
(25)
(Gaelwolf) [Interesting] Sand-tracing pendulum shaken during Seattle quake produces nifty pattern
(11)
(Playahead.com) [Cool] Swedish Shockwave Fistfight (does it get any better?)
(4)
(Guardian) [Scary] Aussies will have less than 30 minutes warning if Mir veers off course
(5)
(bowwow.com) [Stupid] What does your pet's name mean?
(15)
(whatever-dude) [amusing] Parody of American Beauty
(6)
(iAfrica.com) [Misc] What women don't want
(12)
(Some guy) [Stupid] The World War II Revisionist FAQ
(13)
(The Memory Hole) [Asinine] AIDS and HIV are myths created by homophobes
(1)
(Wichita Eagle) [Stupid] Man arrested for FWI in DeKalb, IL
(4)
(Toronto Star) [amusing] Quebec leader calls Canada useless, harmful
(22)
(Canoe) [News] Sex-crazed dog stops at nothing
(4)
(TheAustralian) [amusing] Cybersex Coca Cola ads for women debut
(2)
[CNN] [Strange] Bill Clinton for NYC mayor?
(2)
[CNN] [PSA] Trash TV icon Morton Downey Jr dies
(8)
(Canoe) [Weird] Man accused of offering cash and cows to hitman
(2)
[Yahoo] [News] Oscars will put actors' full list of thank-yous on their website to keep show moving
(0)
(ContraCosta) [Strange] Flashing clown with small dog in his pants, previously banned from California festival, allowed to march but asked to remove dog from pants
(6)
[Ananova] [amusing] Hundreds of excrement packages delivered to Korean Parliament
(1)
[Ananova] [Strange] Band featuring horn-playing walruses condemned by RSPCA (with pics)
(12)
[CNN] [Sad] Robert Ludlum Dies, 74.
(1)
[Jack Chick] [Obvious] Chick on Harry Potter
(85)
[Pravda] [Strange] Instruction on how to use bananas in sex approved by All-Russian Banana Party
(3)
[USA Today] [Obvious] Bezos of Amazon.com says do not buy Amazon stock
(2)
(AJC) [Sad] Man beats toy poddle with shovel, claims self defense
(15)
(Some Guy) [Silly] The Fish Counter - Who will survive the fish tank of doom?
(6)
(Some guy) [Spiffy] 'Ken' doll actually has a penis
(13)
(Jimi) [Sad] Cases against vanity pages - Exhibit B
(31)
March 12, 2001:# of Comments
(I forgot.) [amusing] Boobs as money
(9)
[Washington Post] [amusing] Mormon is named US porn czar
(18)
[Washington Post] [Stupid] US Navy jet bombs Kuwait - kills 4 Americans
(23)
[FARK] [amusing] Make up a caption for this picture (pic)
(51)
[ABC News] [Asinine] Man sues hospital for circumcising him as an infant.
(70)
(IOL) [Silly] Hamster racing replaces horses for british bettors
(6)
(IOL) [Asinine] Pakistan blames rest of the world for destruction of Bamiyan Buddhas
(18)
(Alternet.org) [Interesting] How clean is bottled water?
(0)
(some guy) [amusing] Crouching Title Generator, film title spoof tool
(26)
(TheSmokingGun) [Scary] Actual court documents filed by dog-humping son requested his "significant other" be allowed to attend court procedings
(12)
[ABC News] [amusing] Ted Turner calls Catholics 'Jesus Freaks'
(47)
(APP) [Stupid] Marijuana grower gets 50 years
(27)
(PostNet) [amusing] Man hides from authorities in own closet, survives on delivery pizza
(6)
(ESPN) [Spiffy] Join Fark's NCAA tournament pool. Create an account, join group 'Fark.com', make picks
(25)
(Nando Times) [PSA] Common playground wood leaks arsenic
(6)
(Some Guy) [News] Wednesday (3/14) is Pi Day. Make plans now.
(22)
[eBay] [Spiffy] Fomr sale: 100% Straight-Up Black Dude Hair, Playa! *NR*
(6)
(Unison) [Cool] The complete works of God (abridged)
(1)
(infoAnarchy) [amusing] Napster Blocking Creates Dan Quayle Effect
(4)
(CalAggie) [amusing] Penis Pot Pie entree yanked
(4)
(Lyrics World) [Interesting] Pop song lyric archive
(8)
(Some Guy) [Asinine] Popular songs rewritten to praise Jesus
(4)
(Some guy) [Interesting] Thumb sucking adults page
(8)
(NYPost) [Misc] AOL-Time Warner to buy The Muppets?
(0)
(Some Guy) [amusing] AmIAllYourBaseOrNot.com (via Memepool)
(15)
[Ananova] [Stupid] Father turns son into a limited company
(2)
[Ananova] [Silly] Ronald McDonald lynched
(13)
(azcentral.com) [Misc] Teen in jail, dog in rehab
(3)
(Cubicle Commando) [amusing] Amusing mpegs (some not safe for work)
(12)
(National Post) [amusing] Weatherman who wrongly predicted storm pelted with hate mail
(6)
(Geocities) [Sad] Cases against vanity pages - exhibit A
(35)
(Central Park Media) [Stupid] Who is your Anime Valentine?
(30)