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Search Google Search FARK To read an article, click on the small icon to the left of the entry. Rinse. Repeat. Wipe hands on pants. December 24, 2000: # of Comments Merry Christmas everyone! (14) (nist.gov) Dictionary of Algorithms, Data Structures, and Problems (5) Romanian woman inadvertently gives Viagra to her children (2) Fish get seasick too, scientist claims (2) (mp3.com) Silent but Deadly Night (0) Global Mad Cow risk (5) Ananova reports on BBC programming being "lightweight" (0) Las Vegas imposes new rules for quick hitch ministers (2) Mensa member commits robbery, leaves trail of footprints to his home (9) (Some Guy) Build your own Portable MP3 player (1) (I-Mockery.com) You better watch out! 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(1) (Satan ) Satan speaks out on a variety of topics (0) (niceFire) niceFire User Awards (0) (Angry Ferret) The Angry Ferret's Top Ten Albums of 2000 (3) (Inktank) Another use for Cue Cat Barcode Scanner (0) (I-Mockery.com) Why Snow Sucks. (0) (I-Mockery.com) General Zod band unveils "Universe Tour Shirts" (band is fake, shirts are real) (0) (http://www.lilcowpoke.com) Guide to life under Bush: part 2 (0) (I-Mockery) Spreading the Disease: Teenagers (1) (Sementest.com) Think your girlfriend is cheating on you? Test her undies for semen (3) (IPix.Com) Gallery of 3D tours (360 degree pan, 360 degree tilt) (0) December 22, 2000: # of Comments More on Saddam Hussein's purchase of Playstation 2s (1) Missing cat tells psychic of grievances (3) (Apeculture) Should I Stalk William Shatner (0) Missouri Republican who lost to deceased opponent appointed as Attorney General. 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Bush impeachment petition (29) (Some Guy) Explanation of the rocket car urban legend from man who thinks he might have invented it (18) CAP reviews Emperor's New Groove, likes it (4) Big Mouth Billy Bass found singing 'Don't Worry, Be Happy' in smoking ruins of British chip shop (0) For sale: N Sync toliet seat (via DA) (7) US teenage boys having more sex (5) Prepare for live action version of Josie and the Pussycats (pics) (2) Top 10 'daft requests' made by tourists to north east Scotland (4) Scents of sexy men can trigger shopping sprees in women (2) Boy, 14, could face felony charges for slapping female classmates ass (17) For sale: Mutt Van from Dumb and Dumber (0) Judge throws out Penthouse/Paul Jones nudity case with Christmas poem (0) Baggage handlers in Minnesota played basketball with X-Mas packages (0) Female prison guard busted for making male prisoners have sex with her (8) Sen. Orin Hatch R-UT stars in "Traffic", a movie that includes nudity, sex, and violence (0) Design a roller coaster and have it rated (15) Video snippets from top roller coasters (4) Famous for steers and queers, Texas wants to erect cattle monument (3) Office Jesus will work miracles for food (0) (Some Guy) Pornography (safe for work) (3) (Troma Films) Santa Claus is Dead (not only the title, but also the chorus) (2) (RealHamster) For Sale: Buggering Hamsters (repeat) (4) (LineOne) SnowMEN 'reinforce gender stereotypes' says doctor (2) (The Register) Industry cartel wants to put copy protection on all new hard drives. (5) (some guy) HitlerCities (2) (I-Mockery.com) Parody interview with Scottish Bastard, Sean Connery (3) (Some Guy) Online petition for using mechanical web-shooters in new Spider-Man movie instead of organic ones (7) December 20, 2000: # of Comments Brazilian judge rules that naked butts cannot be shown on billboards (3) Dutch men convicted of dueling over woman (0) Water-pistol semen-squirter faces jail (9) Japanese man eats 36 plates of sushi, can't pay his bill (11) Gates complains about AOL monopoly (15) (Inktank) Metallica sponsored Napster T-Shirts (1) National machete association speaks out against machete control legislation (2) (TheBulletin) The Oops List: US military's close calls with nuclear weapons (via RobotWisdom) (0) Dog playing Toto in Wizard of Oz play taken to vet for humping Dorothy too much (2) Owner of London pub where Clinton had lunch last week receives letter from Clinton's cat apologizing for Clinton not paying his bar tab (0) (Megastar) Animal rights activist jailed for disrupting fishing tournament by jumping in water and scaring fish away (8) Church stages drive-thru nativity (1) New law bans cat-fur coats (10) Recently Expired Domain Round-Up Issue #3 (0) Only five special holiday 'Three Reasons' left until Christmas (0) (New Scientist) Return of the aquatic ape theory (5) (Barking Spider) Cool Taglines (3) (QueensU) NORAD Detects Unusual Activity, Santa Shot Down (0) Godhatesfags.com) Westboro Baptist Church vs. Theatre (4) (Post-Gazette) 14 yr old throws baby out of window because it's "funny" (147) (Memetic Transfer) Another IQ test (1) (usatoday.com) Aerobus to build world's largest jet; to include casinos and bars (4) (The Citizen Echo) Boy overcomes fear of ketchup (4) (Some guy) Jesus Christ Superstore (7) (www.goldenwords.net) Metallica Sues Itself (0) (Aarrgghh.Com) Strange ways to die (0) (Times Dispatch) Teenager investigated for impersonating doctor (2) December 19, 2000: # of Comments NORAD detecting unusual activity at North Pole (4) Castro not dead yet (2) (Globe and Mail) Ecstasy buzz fades with use - no more good times (20) Man granted divorce on grounds that wife constantly moved furniture around (0) (Some Guy) The South will rise again (2) Or maybe they won't. 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(6) (Modernhumorist.com) Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Supreme Court Showdown (0) (TackyMail.Com) Tacky postcards (0) (Some Guy) Noes Net Home (via random Geocities) (1) December 18, 2000: # of Comments (Some Guy) The 19th Hole (pic) (not safe for work) (2) (Chunky.com) Campbells soup donating one can of chunky soup to charity for every click on this here link. Fark em good (4) (Snopes) But don't click for that second can... (0) New Dear Dusty, the Fat, Bitter Cat column (0) (Some Guy) Enterprise-D virtual reality tour (via random geocities link) (3) (Rocky Mountain News) Seven soldiers rob McDonald's to buy Christmas presents (12) German stuntman rides through car wash on top of car (5) 25,000 Texas bikers hit road for annual toy drive (2) The Horrible start of: "The Planet of the Gooses" (3) Rolling Stone post 'correction' to Clinton interview (4) New potato plant glows green when it needs water. 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