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August 27, 2000:# of Comments
[ABC News] [amusing] Police attacked by large swarm of cats
(3)
(Entaddress) [amusing] The Windows Simulator. Requires Flash 4 plugin
(6)
(Snow Lion) [Asinine] Dalai Lama banned from UN Religious Leaders Summit
(1)
(Some Guy) [Silly] The Periodic Table of Poetry
(2)
(The Spark) [amusing] What kind of person are you?
(12)
(Science News) [Cool] Physicists slow down light
(1)
August 26, 2000:# of Comments
(Untitled Document) [Satire] British athletes evolve performance-enhancing drug glands
(0)
[Satyr] [Satire] Yale representin' Esteemed university to establish big ass motha science, engineering center
(0)
[ABC News] [Cool] Finland prepares for Hell's Angels bash
(0)
[Low Pass] [amusing] Ask Rochelle answers some more questions.
(0)
(IAHB) [amusing] Top 8 reasons I can't go to a punk rock show.
(0)
(Ideamarketers.com) [amusing] Men, sports, confusion and other nude events.
(0)
(Word) [Misc] Life as a Kinko's "co-worker"
(2)
(Some Guy) [Ironic] TheInternetSucks.com
(2)
(New Scientist) [Interesting] Fish geting wise to angler's tricks, becoming harder to catch
(0)
(Military.com) [Asinine] "Honorable" West Point cadets cashiered for stealing $25,000 worth of junk from Academy store
(0)
(Military.com) [Scary] Other sunken nuclear vessels. BONUS: mothballed nuclear vessels ripe for plunder
(3)
(Some Guy) [amusing] Zombies for Gore homepage
(0)
(about) [Cool] Semi-academic articles about The Phantom Menace
(0)
(Alberta) [Strange] Man attacks own genitals
(1)
(Some Guy) [Silly] Borris Yeltsin Cooks Cajun page
(0)
(Mr. Cranky) [amusing] Mr. Cranky reveiws Bring It On
(1)
August 25, 2000:# of Comments
[Reuters] [Asinine] Gay Mexican transvestite granted asylum in the US
(3)
[CNN] [amusing] Europe: a continent of bizarre sporting endeavor
(0)
[BBC] [amusing] India's most notorious fugitive
(2)
[BBC] [Asinine] Madonna appeals to the United Nations for help obtaining madonna.com
(2)
[CNN] [Misc] Sean Connery turns 70 today
(1)
(Mr Teapot) [amusing] Catch a phrase from Mr Teapot
(6)
[Reuters] [Misc] Pepsi takes over U of K campus
(5)
(SBC) [Silly] Pagans request use of school stadium after Christian 'We Still Pray" rally
(4)
(Denver Post) [Asinine] Columbine Principal: No such thing as "Jock Culture"
(10)
[Wired] [amusing] New on Comedy Central this fall: BattleBots (robot fighting)
(2)
(Gutenberg) [Interesting] Project Gutenberg: free text archive
(1)
[CNN] [Interesting] Dolphins have their own consistent vocabulary
(0)
[ABC News] [Cool] Want to be a Miss America judge? Enter here
(4)
[Ananova] [Spiffy] Italy holds first national mosquito killing contest
(0)
[Ananova] [Interesting] Australian scientists to bring extinct Tasmanian tiger back through cloning
(4)
[Washington Post] [amusing] Editorial : Rich Hatch, the evil queen.
(0)
[CNN] [Scary] More trouble for Russia: Kursk Mom forcibly sedated at press conference for being angry
(0)
[Satyr] [Satire] Survivor winner Richard dies of irony
(1)
[Reuters] [News] Motorola planning to destroy its Iridium satellites
(0)
[Yahoo] [Stupid] Student tries to extinguish Olympic torch
(5)
(Cult of Nobody) [Satire] NSA finally admits that Metallica was cloned by aliens.
(1)
(The Network) [Cool] The Network: With Asshole of the Month Award
(0)
(New Scientist) [Cool] CA company developing personal flying machine. NASA provides support.
(0)
(ThemeStream) [amusing] Funny help desk woes with stupid users
(0)
(Kansan) [Sick] Woman bites into bloody Taco Bell chalupa
(4)
(Some Guy) [Strange] Animated Wooden Mirror...
(6)
August 24, 2000:# of Comments
[CNN] [Ironic] Rare blue lobster eaten by tank-mate
(9)
[X-Entertainment] [amusing] Way too much information on the Kool-Aid Man
(12)
[LA Times] [amusing] Dancing on dot-com graves
(0)
[Wired] [Stupid] Suspected Love-Bug author being inundated with employment offers
(3)
[Wired] [Interesting] Several large mutual funds dump some Microsoft holdings
(0)
[Wired] [Asinine] Why reality TV is doomed, and what crappy ass shows we'll be subjected to next
(11)
(Some Guy) [Strange] The Chopped-Off Hands of Star Wars site: the only website dedicated to all the hands that get chopped off in Star Wars
(1)
[USA Today] [Obvious] FTC sues porn sites for wrongful billing
(2)
[CNN] [Sappy] McDonalds orders farms to treat laying hens better
(2)
[CNN] [Ironic] Porn industry considers encouraging Napster-like file-sharing
(0)
[Reuters] [Cool] Chocolate may prevent tooth decay
(2)
[Reuters] [Weird] Thieves steal skull of 14th century Pope, demand ransom
(0)
[CNN] [Spiffy] Cosmic census finds the universe full of dwarves
(3)
[CNN] [PSA] Aging Barbie dolls may pose health hazard
(2)
[CNN] [Spiffy] Mental Olympics being held in England, attended only by strange bearded men
(0)
[CNN] [Interesting] New revelations about the solar system's most intriguing moons
(0)
[Yahoo] [Scary] CLONAID will soon start cloning the first human baby
(0)
[Wired] [Asinine] Judge extends copyright to hyperlinks?
(2)
[Satyr] [Satire] Lazio strikes chord with new "Hillary's a Bitch" campaign
(2)
[ABC News] [amusing] Editorial slams American society in general; calls G W Bush "Dumb as a stick"
(6)
[BBSpot] [Satire] RIAA sues mirror manufacturers
(0)
[CNN] [Asinine] Arizona businesses hurting observatories.
(3)
[X-Entertainment] [Cool] GI JOE (Dancing GI Joes, nuff said)
(2)
[BBC] [Silly] Britney becomes BBC agony aunt, will write online teen advice column
(0)
(portalofevil) [Satire] Sue Portal of Evil or Oldmanmurray and win $300
(0)
(Some Guy) [Satire] The Jack T. Chick parody archive
(2)
(Telegraph.co.uk) [Cool] Scientists make progress towards real-life invisibility
(0)
(Daily Radar) [Satire] The cast of Survivor: The Movie
(1)
(Des Moines Register) [Stupid] Taunting of two men dressed as women in Des Moines leads to crash on Beaver Avenue
(0)
(Some Guy) [Scary] Airport error message (actually not a repeat)
(1)
(U-Wire) [Stupid] Sony exec: We will beat Napster
(1)
(iGhetto) [amusing] Flash movie for those of us who thought Star Wars needed some dope rhymes
(2)
August 23, 2000:# of Comments
[The Onion] [Satire] Science Guy Bill Nye killed in massive baking soda/vinegar explosion
(5)
[SatireWire] [Satire] Netizen fears hackers will steal his Visa card No. 8099 0788 341 9800 Exp. 12/00
(1)
(TheRegister) [Asinine] Altavista admits its free net service in Britain really doesn't exist
(1)
[Reuters] [Strange] Drag queens to appear in Olympics closing ceremony
(0)
[Reuters] [Weird] Toy virginity tester removed from shelves in Greece
(1)
[Herald-Leader] [Sick] Clogged pipe spills sewage into school cafeteria
(0)
[Herald-Leader] [amusing] 1829 oil gusher catches fire. "I've struck hell!" shouts terrified oil driller.
(4)
[Ananova] [Silly] Zoo bosses organize gay trips to show that homosexuality exists in nature. Includes gay geese.
(6)
[Ananova] [Stupid] Rare albino lobster stolen and barbecued
(9)
[AintItCoolNews] [Interesting] Wesley Snipes outlines the plot for Blade 2
(1)
[CapAlert] [amusing] Cap reviews The Devils Advocate. Scores higher than expected (26)
(5)
[The Onion] [amusing] Ways Pop culture has effected us (Picture)
(2)
[ZDNet] [Misc] Communities rail against dot-com "e-holes"
(0)
[ABC News] [amusing] Police cancel televised Hip-Hop awards show after attendees begin brawling backstage
(3)
[Wired] [News] "I love you" virus author set free because it wasn't illegal when he released it
(3)
(Untitled Document) [Satire] National Accident Claims Direct helps idiots get money
(0)
(via Cardhouse) [Misc] Safety labels. Watch your fingers.
(6)
(Sci Fi) [Ironic] X-Files producer says final episode will suck
(1)
(Rotten Tomatoes) [amusing] Review: The Cell not that scary, apparently
(2)
(Some Guy) [amusing] For sale: The Holy Bible. Check out the Author's comment
(12)
(Some Guy) [Weird] Reptilian aliens in human form rule the planet
(11)
August 22, 2000:# of Comments
[X-Entertainment] [amusing] More bad comic book ads
(8)
[ABC News] [Stupid] Stephen King fanatics paying up to cover e-Book freeloaders
(0)
[ABC News] [Sad] Bioengineered corn killing monarch butterflies
(0)
[CapAlert] [Interesting] CAP tells his life story
(11)
(Some Guy) [Sick] Really disgusting recipes: jellied moose nose and others
(8)
[BBC] [Interesting] New plastic aspirin is better
(0)
[Washington Post] [Asinine] Car dealer Lumpy Lambert is giving away a gun with every auto sale
(0)
(UraniumOnline) [Strange] The nuclear fuel e-commerce solution.
(2)
[LondonTimes] [Scary] Austrailian military will be allowed to shoot civilians on sight at Olympics this year
(1)
(Capitol Hill Blue) [Misc] For sale: parts of Apollo 11
(2)
[Film.com] [amusing] 'Bloody Harry' reaches 60 gallon blood donation mark
(0)
(KCStar) [Interesting] US women's soccer star Mia Hamm hits two 50-yard field goals in a row at KC Chiefs practice
(0)
[CNN] [Scary] Scary looking US women's soccer pic
(10)
(Register) [amusing] Dead authors have been posting reviews to Amazon.com
(0)
[Wired] [Interesting] Intel unveils new Pentium 4 chip
(0)
[USA Today] [Stupid] Madonna suing for control of madonna.com, claims she has trademarked the word 'Madonna'
(2)
[CNN] [Cool] Colorado baseball player batting .400 (almost)
(0)
[Ananova] [Spiffy] Man calls wrong number, saves woman's life
(0)
( [Survey] Vote for Fark in the StileProject Top 100. Not safe for work. Not safe period.
(6)
[Ananova] [Sad] Pepsi-drinking pig goes missing from Georgia farm
(0)
(Variety) [Cool] New Batman movie to be based on Batman Beyond concept (via AICN)
(0)
[Film.com] [News] Timeline of incorrect Russian official statements about sunken sub
(1)
[CNN] [Sad] Wandering Anne Heche hospitalized after breakup with Ellen DeGeneres
(5)
[ABC News] [amusing] Quiz show hopefuls jam phone lines for chance to be on Canadian version of "Who Wants To Be A MIllionaire"
(7)
[eBay] [Cool] For sale: autographed picture of Brak
(7)
(via Boing Boing) [amusing] Archive of old Funny Face drink mix merchandise
(0)
(Something Awful) [amusing] ICQ Pranks - "Laser Spammers"
(3)
(campus rag) [Misc] Do older siblings affect their younger siblings' view of sex? (If you haven't liked any of the other Campus Rag articles, you probably won't like this one either).
(1)
(interstellar donkey) [amusing] Official website of the Arizona Space Donkeys fantasy football team
(1)
August 21, 2000:# of Comments
[BBC] [Cool] Canadians crossbreed spiders and goats
(7)
[Film.com] [Weird] Munchausen patients go online, cause problems
(2)
(Tabloid) [amusing] Barney Greinke - Nuke tourist
(3)
(Daily Radar) [amusing] Star Wars Episode 2 title generator
(0)
(Go) [Cool] Read FARK in bad spanish (slow loading)
(7)
[CapAlert] [amusing] CAP reviews The Replacements, gives it a 36
(5)
[Washington Post] [amusing] Airport scanner sees through clothing
(9)
[Ananova] [Strange] Cat spends 11 days in tree, has to be rescued by hydrolic crane
(0)
[Reuters] [Strange] Thieves steal most landing lights from Chinese airport, causing it to close
(0)
[Reuters] [Strange] Phil Collin's wife to pose nude to save trees
(3)
[CNN] [Scary] Northwest pilot dies of heart attack during commercial flight
(1)
(New Scientist) [Spiffy] Australian turtles can breathe through their asses
(5)
[Google] [amusing] Another bizarre search turns up Fark (we're #6)
(5)
[BBC] [Scary] North Pole melts, covered by water first time in 50 million years
(13)
[LondonTimes] [Interesting] Or, the north pole may not be melting.
(0)
(Some Guy) [amusing] Some rants by uh... it doesn't make any sense but it's funny
(2)
(Some Guy) [Silly] The weirdness test
(12)
[Ananova] [Silly] Man faces jail for having messy yard
(6)
[Ananova] [Sad] Over 50% of Iranian girls wish they had been born boys
(4)
( [Survey] Vote for Fark in the StileProject Top 100. Not safe for work. Not safe period.
(0)
[Wired] [Interesting] NASDAQ begins removing dot-coms whose price has fallen too low
(0)
(New Scientist) [amusing] Toys improve the sex lives of Pandas
(0)
(Nando) [amusing] British Prime Minister's wife's name used for porn site domain name
(0)
[USA Today] [News] Charges dropped against suspected Love Bug virus author
(0)
[Ananova] [Strange] Man makes pet dog Best Man at his wedding
(4)
[Ananova] [Strange] Police in Thailand arrest man on suspicion of trying to smuggle 55 anteaters into the country
(0)
(CampusRag) [Satire] Couple waits for puberty
(18)
[X-Entertainment] [amusing] Past & present McDonald's contests and promos
(1)
(ComedyClub) [Spiffy] Celine Dion's new No. 1: "I know a song that irritates everyone"
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