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(Some Guy) [silly] The beandog abduction
[eBay] [sick] Jennicam bed frame sells for 2760.00 on Ebay.
[eBay] [amusing] Things for sale on eBay containing the word 'sex'
(National UFO Reporting Center) [strange] National UFO Reporting Center. Read about UFO sitings in your State.
(Some Guy) [amusing] Swank patriots discover UN is turning our bars into international brothels.
(Crackhead) [stupid] Guy smokes crack and comes up with web page. Blows up chicken. Not suitable for the workplace or for kids.
(some corporate website.) [misc.] The makers of Viagra make all sorts of interesting things as well
[ZDNet] [stupid] PC Computing magazine changes its name to Ziff Davis Smart Business For The New Economy. Content good, title beyond bad.
[Wired] [amusing] Hapless porn surfer ends up with $357 phone bill to central Africa
[Excite] [stupid] Joy riders tracked down by their scent....of fish.
[Fox News] [amusing] 2 ton seal smashing cars
[Excite] [interesting] The key to a good internet business -- find something that people want -- like spreadable yeast extract.
[BBC] [amusing] 73 year old man diagnosed with pregnancy
(Gobler Toys) [silly] Whipped cream powered racecars
[Excite] [amusing] More insight on where illegal aliens come from -- dance troopes.
(Some Guy) [stupid] Yet another wannabe has a web page. (but at least he's not Anakin Skywalker)
[LA Times] [stupid] More things to not do while you're less than sober -- steal a 50lb hallibut
(LovePolice) [amusing] Need to let someone know they're in trouble?
April 13, 2000:
(some chica) [stupid] An interview with that 15 year old Satanist from the link below
(Some Guy) [amusing] Propaganda in the Internet age
[Movie Juice] [amusing] The official Elian Gonzalez movie report
[Washington Post] [amusing] Panel passes cockfighting bill (this is not gay fencing)
[Excite] [silly] Exciting TV: a documentary on trees (yawn)
(Baefed.com) [amusing] Animal Kingdom Whassup Budwieser Spoof. Stars the squirrel from our FArQ page. Warning: link loads automatically, 1.2M
(Netscape) [amusing] Italian Porn Star to take a break in Nunnery
[eBay] [amusing] Things for sale on eBay containing the word 'humping'
[Scoop This] [amusing] Worst band on the net contest
[CNN] [sad] One reason why we wish y2k had actually happened -- Bon Jovi has a new album coming out.
[Wired] [interesting] Dot-com disaster looms
[CNN] [interesting] First person open-source Linux-based 'Worms' variant taking the net by storm
(Some Guy) [interesting] Learn all about snow crystals (via USAToday)
[CNN] [interesting] South Carolina Senate votes to remove confederate flag from capitol
[CNN] [stupid] Indiana first-graders charged in murder plot
[AintItCoolNews] [interesting] Christopher Walken to be in Star Wars Episode 2
[eBay] [silly] Hello Kitty tarot deck
[eBay] [strange] Budweiser beer lamp
(some guy) [amusing] 15 year old kid loves Satan, doesn't belive in God, and writes really, er, interesting poetry
[Brunching] [amusing] Detractors of Elian
[eBay] [amusing] Skull toilet bowl cleaner
April 12, 2000:
(Some Girl) [amusing] The followup for that page that Drew couldn't think of a tagline for.
[Excite] [interesting] Sex the night before a long distance run helps performance
[CNN] [amusing] Ben and Jerry's sold to large soulless corporation
[CNN] ["news"] Video released of Bobby Knight choking one of his players
(Some Guy) [amusing] Can't think of a single good tagline for this
[The Onion] [satire] Nation shocked by pre-natal shooting
[The Onion] [satire] Freshman psych student diagnoses roommate with bipolar disorder
[The Onion] [satire] South postpones rising again for yet another year. The picture of the KY state capitol is surprisingly accurate.
[Wired] [interesting] Lord of the Rings trailer sets record for number of downloads, beating even Star Wars
(Intel) [interesting] For the non-geeks: how Intel microprocessors work
[BBC] [stupid] Gonorrhoea cases up by 50% for the year in the UK
[USA Today] [interesting] Next TV season: what's renewed, what isn't, what's on the edge of cancellation
[Herald-Leader] [strange] Bull rages through downtown Danville, KY
[CNN] [strange] Papal skull stolen from spanish museum
[CNN] [strange] Doctors recommend John Hinckley Jr be given unsupervised trips off hospital grounds
(Some Guy) [amusing] A lonely, rich, desperate asian man seeks a woman. This is a repeat, but we're posting it again because we're getting loads submissions on it.
[AintItCoolNews] [stupid] Bad movie ideas: a Three Stooges remake
April 11, 2000:
(Comedy Central) [silly] For those who didn't see it last week -- The Southpark / Monty Python clip.
(DullMen) [amusing] The Dull Men Club.
[Excite] [amusing] Guy is driving across the US in a golf cart - for the 2nd time
(DeadPeople) [amusing] Ever wonder if a famous person was dead or not? Check using this website
(ChicagoTribune) [strange] People with too much time on their hands lugging 3-ton stone toward Stonehenge
(Markside) [amusing] HookerDance (use your own discretion here. Not a workplace page)
(some guy) [amusing] An ex-gigolo looking for a woman to complete his life. Reminds us of the 'I KISS YOU' page from a few months ago
(iToke) [amusing] A net-based pot delivery service. Yes this is real.
[Excite] [silly] Garden Gnome Liberation Front strikes in Paris
[Washington Post] [stupid] Green Bay packers player charged with sexual assault.
(This is only amusing as this is the guy who refused to meet with Clinton for ethical reasons)
[AintItCoolNews] [misc.] Lobo to be getting his own series. (unfortunately, it's online, not on TV)
[CNN] [strange] Tom Jones wants to do covers of Backstreet Boys songs
(SFGate) [amusing] Free net services struggling to survive
[CNN] [interesting] NBC, ABC announce extensions for hit shows
[CNN] [sad] Actor who played Frank Burns on MASH died
[AintItCoolNews] [amusing] Colin Hanks (Tom Hanks' son) rumored to be Anakin Skywalker in Episode 2
April 10, 2000:
[Washington Post] [amusing] Cheetah nearly escapes Cincinnati zoo
[Movie Juice] [amusing] MovieJuice review of 'Rules of Engagement'
[C|Net] [amusing] Small pacific island nation making more money from domain name sales than from any other source of income
(Some Guy) [amusing] To balance out the 'girl with strong opinions' - the Chicks Suck Page (this was submitted by a female btw -Drew)
(Some Guy) [amusing] Pick some sushi and have your fortune told
[USA Today] [interesting] Hampsterdance relaunches itself
(Some Guy) [amusing] It's FARK: Football Association of the Republic of Kazakhstan
[CNN] [amusing] Car firms overcharged UK consumers by $1.6B last year
(Some Chick) [amusing] Tips on decorating your trailer home
[Excite] [amusing] Russian destroyer accidentally shoots at one of their own subs while they are both in port
[Excite] [strange] Britain to hold a conference on 'Body Image'.
[CNN] ["news"] New Viagra substitute -- Unfortunately, it may cause vomiting.
(FARK) [survey] Joe is a dumbass and got the week of the WTO protest wrong. There's one more week to give him questions you want answered by the protestors.
(Times) ["news"] World's oldest bookstore closes its doors, blames Internet competition
[Wired] [stupid] Jesus-related virus hoax circulating around the net
[USA Today] [interesting] Housing costs out of control in Silicon Valley
(Some Girl) [amusing] A girl with strong opinions. The 'stupid people' pages are hilarious.
(Discovery) [amusing] Oops, the Dinosaur-Bird Fossil is really parts of two animals
(Some Guy) [amusing] This is about a guy who cheated on his girlfriend, and she went ballistic. It was mentioned on Howard Stern.
April 8, 2000:
(some guy) [silly] Matrix Parody, was posted before, but now finished.
(The Butt Brothers) [amusing] The Butt Brothers - YEEE HAAAAW! (don't blame us, our readers send this stuff in)
(Billings) [sad] Fisticuffs over fried chicken lead to bedlam in court (via ObscureStore)
[CNN] [strange] Oklahoma high school has first prom in 85 years
April 7, 2000:
[CNN] [amusing] Twisted Sister supports Al Gore for president
[Excite] [strange] Male Turkish Oil Wrestlers don't want gays to watch
[Excite] [stupid] Man gets 16 years for stealing a snickers bar.
[Excite] [stupid] Ever wonder where the kids bringing guns to school get it from? Dumbass parents.
(Mystic) [misc.] StormyCam: live cam of a baby dolphin
[Excite] [amusing] Topless bar probed for $27,000 credit card bill
(Some Guy) [amusing] Another one of those funny pictures that just explains itself
(Some Guy) [amusing] Overcomming Masterbation: a guide to self control. From our friends in the Mormon Church
[eBay] [amusing] A list of all items on eBay for sale with the word 'penis' in the title
[Excite] [stupid] Woman sues Nike alledging sneaker made her fall
(Some Guy) [amusing] How to curse in Arabic
[Wired] [amusing] INS accidentally hands out over 20,000 extra tech visas
[USA Today] [interesting] Disney execs being poached at horrendous rate
[USA Today] [interesting] Slumping tech stocks kill stock options value for tech workers
[CNN] [sappy] Seinfeld is going to be a father
[CNN] [amusing] Sharks get cancer. This means that cartilage pills probably don't fight cancer well
(Some Guy) [amusing] This guy plans to eventually run across Antarctica and complete his round the world journey.
[AintItCoolNews] ["news"] Preview for Lord of the Rings posted on Apple's site (looks really damn cool)
April 6, 2000:
(Mulletsgalore) [amusing] We get asked to post this site about once a week, and you're all right it is pretty funny. So here it is again: MulletsGalore.com
(FARK POLL) [survey] Joe's gonna talk to some WTO protestors next week. What should he ask them?
(Eonline) [strange] Catherine Zeta-Jones is 40 years old???
[Scoop This] [amusing] Dusty interviews April Hunter. Includes both Dusty and boobies. What more could you want.
(Note: it does contain some pictures that might not make it into a 'G' movie. You might not want to read this if your boss is looking over your shoulder)
[Washington Post] [stupid] Oklahoma House passes creationism bill
(Atomfilms) [amusing] Waste 3 minutes of your life with JoeCartoon
[USA Today] [stupid] CBS to air hour-long special for IWon.com's $10M prize giveaway. CBS also happens to own a majority stake in IWon.com
(NyPost) ["news"] NYPost suspects feds had something to do with Nasdaq's 350 point rebound on Monday
[BBC] [amusing] Mt. Etna blowing smoke rings
[AintItCoolNews] [interesting] The Ain't It Cool guys get on the set of this Sunday's live broadcast of Fail Safe
[Washington Post] [amusing] 300 complaints so far about the new Orkin commercial
(Apple) [misc.] Download the new X-Men trailer here
[AintItCoolNews] [interesting] The Tick live-action news: some characters names were changed due to copyright issues
(Crap-O-Gram) [sick] Crap-o-gram -- Obviously someone's decided it's more than just the thought that counts.
(EML) [interesting] 10 gigabyte storage capacity on a roll of commercial adhesive tape
[Washington Post] [sad] Missing pet pig turns up as meal
[Excite] [interesting] Milk causes cancer, just like everything else
[BBC] [stupid] Couple fined for excessive rowdy drunkenness on airplane
[Washington Post] [amusing] Pennsylvania town didn't get any census forms.
April 5, 2000:
[LA Times] [silly] Millionaire bride can't get a quickie divorce (not even in Vegas)
[LA Times] [strange] Jury deadlocks in a trial of officer for canine partner's death
(ElectricAmish) [amusing] Three amish dudes
[Excite] [amusing] We'd like to see more of this: naked campaigning (not just the candidates, but topless women handing out flyers too)
[Excite] [amusing] Man pretends to be diplomat from country that doesn't exist.
[Excite] [amusing] Brits pissed that James Bond drives a German car.
[The Onion] [satire] 'Peeing Calvin' decals now recognized as vital channel of national discourse
[The Onion] [satire] US Population at 13,462. 'We don't think everyone sent in their census forms' say officials.
[BBC] [interesting] People with the same surname also share similar DNA
[CNN] [amusing] Baby kangaroo gets loose in court
[CNN] [interesting] Possible vegetarian dinosaur nests found in Argentina
[CNN] [sad] New ballparks lead to wave of higher ticket prices
(Some Guy) [amusing] Change your astrological sign
April 4, 2000:
(Discovery) [interesting] Britain to allow human cloning for medical research
(BobAndTom) [amusing] When starting a new business it's important to choose your demographic and cater to them (pic)
[Washington Post] [strange] Delta passenger finds loaded gun in airplane bathroom sink
(Ask) [amusing] Realtime list of questions being asked at Ask.com
(Weekly World News) [stupid] Why we don't read the weekly world news -- email virus warnings.
[CNN] [strange] 450lb bear falls out of circus truck onto New Orleans freeway
[Yahoo] [sick] Hunter shoots farmer he mistook for a warthog
[Excite] [stupid] Prime minister of Cambodia complains about 'sexy girls who are wearing short skirts'.
(but what about the ugly girls in short skirts?)
[CNN] [sick] Tornado hits Alabama sewage plant, crap everywhere
April 3, 2000:
[Washington Post] [stupid] "Ask Newt". Newt Gingirch's answers to a wide variety of questions.
[eBay] [amusing] For sale: UK Myron Anthony's 1998 NCAA Championship ring.
(BC Heights) [amusing] Some guy posts to a board that he is looking for his wife
[CapAlert] [silly] CAP reviews The Skulls, totally loses it in the 4th paragraph
[Fox News] [interesting] Heinz develops cap to solve ketchup ooze problem
(Hamsterdance2) [amusing] Hamster Dance 2 - the terror continues
[BBC] [amusing] Kermit the frog helping to get legislation in to ban the ownership and breeding of wild pets (pic of Bo Derek!)
[BBC] [interesting] Archaeologists find more tombs
[Movie Juice] [amusing] MovieJuice review of The Skulls
(AskJesus) [amusing] Ask Jesus. Imagine if the Zippy filter were born again.
(BobAndTom) [amusing] And no one showed up for the last three days of school (picture)
(Some Guy) [amusing] The surrealist compliment generator
(WordOfTheDay) [amusing] The origins of the word f*ck. Prepare for an onslaught of annoying asterisks
[USA Today] [interesting] Dot-coms finding mainstream advertising not working
[Scoop This] [satire] Satan signs with the WWF
[Scoop This] [amusing] Beagles: a parody of Angels by Robbie Williams
[Washington Post] [amusing] Prince William sings YMCA - but can't do the arm motions at the same time
(Some Guy) [amusing] An in depth evalutaion of exactly why socks are evil
[Yahoo] [amusing] Definitive proof that Bill Gates is Satan
(Some Guy) [strange] Hillbilly.com

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