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Today:
[CNN] [interesting] Bullet fragments from JFK's assassination contain no material from his shirt. Lends credence to second gunman theory
(An appology. It does the opposite [whatever the apposite of lending credence is...maybe borrows credence?])
(The rest of us have seen Red Dwarf: Tikka to Ride, and know who the second shooter was)
(Bogwomen) [satire] Behold: The Spud of Christ
[Fox News] [sick] Canada proposes pictures of diseased lungs on cigarette packages
(Confessor) [strange] On-line confessional (The church doesnt much like this)
[Brunching] [amusing] Are you dead? Use this tool to find out.
[Washington Post] [amusing] Greek government wants to know just what the hell sea monkeys really are
(BeerWitch) [satire] The Beer Witch Project
(some guy) [strange] Slurpee page
(New York Times) [stupid] Barbie Personal Computer: Fashion Over Logic
(Reuters) [strange] Spanish Iceball Update: Elderly Woman Hit
(IMDB) [survey] Who should play Anakin in the next Star Wars movie?
[AintItCoolNews] [stupid] Ugh. Inspector Gadget 2 in production
[Excite] [amusing] Not sure who to apologize to? Apologize to everyone..
[Excite] [sick] Social workers save pet monkey... and fail to notice abused kid.
January 20, 2000:
[Washington Post] [stupid] Man dies trying to get a cat out of a tree
[Wired] [amusing] Hundreds of people running for US President on the net, including Fig Bar Man and other nutballs
[CNN] [interesting] New nutrition guidelines to include benefits of alcohol consumption
(TheConfessor) [sad] Praise the Lord!! Email your sins to God!
[Wired] [stupid] The latest in stupid consumer electronics: self-destructing DVDs
[CNN] [strange] More iceballs fall on Spain, scientists puzzled
[CNN] ["news"] Hootie and the Blowfish still around
[CNN] [interesting] Lunar eclipse tonight, expected to turn the moon red
(Reuters) [interesting] Male sex genes evolve more quickly, scientists say
(Yale Herald) [stupid] Penis grows out of control
(Reuters) [strange] Bid to snatch up crocodile's private parts
(Zug) [amusing] What if you could visit nerds of the past?
(Reuters) [interesting] Canada to add tobacco warnings for the illiterate.
(Salt Lake Tribune) [stupid] Corrections Officer stabs himself to get painkillers.
[ZDNet] [stupid] Notebook computers for a dollar! (they claimed it was an error)
[CNN] [amusing] Kick ass! A year when I've managed to not see any of the movies that ranked the 10 worst for the year.
(I saw both Ishtar and Leonard Part 6 in 1987) (I want everyone to know Joe wrote this, those two movies suck ass - Drew) (I was tricked into seeing them! - Joe)
January 19, 2000:
[CapAlert] [amusing] CAP didn't like Supernova either
(Reuters) [silly] Australian "Bad Bitch Challenge"
[LA Times] [interesting] Aliens or 'Stealth Blimp?' UFO sighting in Illinois
[CNN] [interesting] Mysterious stranger carries out annual Poe graveside tribute
[Brunching] [amusing] The Self-Made Critic reviews (ie, warns people from seeing) Supernova
(RPG.net) [amusing] Have a character in an RPG game who's been disgraced? The little known Suicide Table.
[Excite] [strange] Poor choices for young entrepeneurs: coke home delivery.
[Excite] [interesting] The future of housewares: report from the Chicago Housewares Show
[The Onion] [satire] "Important Christmas Lessons Already Forgotten"
[ABC News] [interesting] Maybe chicken little was right: Meteor explodes over Alaska
[Brunching] [amusing] a review of the Star Wars Lego figures ! And the secret of Boba Fett...
[ABC News] [misc] Franchise owners try to fight the Ben & Jerry's possible takeover
[Herald-Leader] [interesting] Most incompetent people do not know that they are incompetent
[The Onion] [satire] "Millenium Actually Starts in 2001, Terrorists Note" and "AOL acquires Time-Warner in largest-ever expenditure of pretend internet money (on the sidebar)
January 18, 2000:
[Brunching] [satire] What if other toys followed the Pokemon theory- Cute and they Kick Ass.
(APBNews) [sick] Death's cleaning service: someone's got to clean up crimescenes
[Herald-Leader] [amusing] Jobless construction worker rules region of African nation on visits
(Hour) [amusing] Collection of funny and weird sex-related news bits
[Excite] [interesting] Update to the story about the man hit by and almost dying from frozen human excrement: now they think its comet debris
(SelfDefenseNow) [strange] How to murder yourself (this may look familiar)
[CNN] [stupid] Must be that time of the year again: Maradona back in drug rehab. This time in Cuba.
(FadeToBlack) [satire] Ever wanted to start your own cult, but didn't have the time to research the scriptures? The Cult Construction Kit fixes that.
[The Onion] [satire] Who cares about the OSHA guidelines for making the home safe for office work? Making the home safe for women.
(APBnews.com) [stupid] LAPD wants to shut down lapd.org
[ABC News] [interesting] Food intolerance may be mental illness
[Washington Post] [strange] Britain reviewing 220-year old law against dancing on Sundays
[CNN] [interesting] Surf the net from a Stairmaster
[Scoop This] [amusing] Peanuts 2000
[USA Today] [stupid] Whitney Houston caught with 15.2 grams of marijuana at airport
(TheSpark) [amusing] The Death Test: find out when and how you will die by answering a few questions
(For those long-time readers, it's a repeat)
[CNN] [interesting] Bright red moon expected during Thursday eclipse
January 17, 2000:
[CapAlert] [strange] CAP reviews Any Given Sunday. The theme: nudity nudity nudity
[USA Today] [amusing] T-Rex to be auctioned on-line
(TechServer) [amusing] Laziness as an art form: microwaves who read the cooing instructions for you.
[BBC] [stupid] Man in court for trying to steal a police helicopter - that he didn't know how to fly
[Washington Post] [interesting] Tibetan monk goes on a quest for the Black Crown (made from the hair of female deities)
[Salon] [amusing] The geek horoscope
[Movie Juice] [amusing] Movie Juice reviews any Given Sunday
[Washington Post] [interesting] Milan Italy holds a no driving day
[Washington Post] [strange] Tibetans enthrone 2 year old as the reincarnated Reting Lama
[BBC] [stupid] Drunken pilot ejected from airliner
[Wired] [misc.] Research indicates roller coasters may cause blood clots in the brain
[CNN] [interesting] Blind man perceives objects with camera wired to brain
[CNN] [strange] Starving giant panda faints on Chinese farmer's doorstep
January 16, 2000:
(MLaw) [amusing] Stupid warning labels you probably didn't see.
(Stile Project) [amusing] Valid reasons to kill your friends.
[CNN] [sick] People sickened by geriatric nudes. (We're not just talking 'mature' here-- they're ancient)
[CNN] [strange] Stupid chase scenes in movies may actually have some basis in reality.
January 15, 2000:
(DetNews) [silly] Children mummify a chicken
[AintItCoolNews] [misc.] Leonardo DiCaprio admits he and George Lucas have been discussing his playing Anakin in Star Wars Episode 2
January 14, 2000:
[LA Times] [silly] A loose nut in front of the keyboard
(Oregonian) [stupid] Reynolds isn't mailing out free cigarette samples anymore
(Daily Breeze) [silly] Loot collected due to metal detector at the court house includes a catalytic converter
[LA Times] [interesting] Why they won't televise the SLA case on TV according to some writer
[LA Times] [amusing] Piece of advice: don't arrest federal agents on stakeouts
[AintItCoolNews] [interesting] 3 possible future Star Trek series ideas
[Washington Post] [stupid] Pregnant woman goes to jail for overdue books
(manchesteronline) [strange] Holy Cow! - Image of Christ seen in steak pudding...
(InteliHealth) [interesting] Taller Men Are More Successful In Mating Game
(We already had this story, but read the last paragraph of this one)
(apb news) [stupid] State employee's office computer kiddie porn collection so large it crashed his computer system
[CNN] [interesting] Today is the 10th aniversary of The Simpsons
(Record Store) [amusing] Get your own Wu-Tang Name
(Irish Times) [amusing] Artist wants to get 100 people to go nude along a street in Dublin
[USA Today] [interesting] Clinton to take a whack at eliminating some of the national debt
[Excite] [strange] Businessman to pump $21 million into saving the Mir space station - to turn it into a office building and spa
(APBnews.com) [amusing] A cop recalls his first hooker
(APBnews.com) [stupid] Mothers busted in bus stop pokemon brawl
(Channel 2000) [interesting] Web Cam Site
[CNN] [strange] Man offers to sell NFC playoff ticket to any woman for $1, but he considers it a date
(APBnews.com) [interesting] Check the crime rating of the area determined by your zipcode
(Forbes) [ Gates steps down as CEO of Microsoft
[Washington Post] [strange] The Virgin of Guadelupe currently inhabitting some spilled ice cream in Houston
[Wired] [silly] CBS digitally replaced a Times Square NBC ad with its own ad on New Years Eve. NBC not pleased
[CNN] [strange] Muggers steal Ben Stein's money
[CNN] [stupid] Puff Daddy indicted on two counts of criminal possession of a handgun. His attorney is Johnnie Cochran
January 13, 2000:
[Yahoo] ["news"] US Justice Department reported favors Microsoft split (in German)
(Oregonian) [amusing] Oregon wineries want to serve wine in bigger glasses
[LA Times] [sad] Cigarette causes fire that injures man, kills many pets
(Daily Breeze) [stupid] Man arrested for lighting M-80 firecrackers _inside_ his house
[LA Times] [silly] Step one in a succesful protest: know the terrain
[LA Times] [stupid] Government contracting at its finest
[CNN] [interesting] Martin Luther King Jr to be considered for Catholic Martyrdom
[Washington Post] [stupid] On the 'what a dumbass' front -- teen pleads innocent because he was 'intoxicated by the internet'.
(Luminanet) [satire] A matrix parody site.
(VillageVoice) [interesting] Real life Robot Wars
(The Register) [interesting] Contest: win an Intel Bunny Suit !
(some gang) [silly] How to play QuakeGL and HalfLife on a 486 SX 25
(The Register) [silly] 6 year-old monkey ranks 22nd of 6,000 top Wall Street money managers
(CBC) [interesting] Bart Simpson gets Hollywood Walk of Fame star
(KissThisGuy.com) [amusing] An archive of misheard lyrics and the embarassing moments that follow..
(VirtualCrack) [stupid] Parole officer won't let you have real crack? Here's your solution. (For our long-time readers, yes this is a repeat)
[CNN] [interesting] Scientists contemplate whether life on Earth began on Mars
[Salon] [interesting] Dating syntax unknown to silicon valley geeks
[Wired] [stupid] Bush doesn't like web parodies - lawyers salivate
[BBC] [stupid] Teletubbies to invade McDonalds
[CNN] [interesting] NASA has space droids
[Washington Post] [amusing] Wackt warning label contest winner
(Some Guy) [misc.] The 'I kiss you' wannabe from yesterday is actually a more established guy
[CapAlert] [stupid] The CapAlert guide to 'occult' symbols. Examples: The Star of David, the word Abracadabra, and the Islamic Crescent
(Slate) [interesting] Why online polls are bunk
[Wired] [interesting] Toysrus.com sued for bad holiday performance
[CNN] [misc.] Fox to show less 'reality shows' like Animals Attack
January 12, 2000:
(Some Guy) [strange] 'I Kiss You' wannabe page
(Metalab) [satire] Scientists working on mind upload
(SunCastle) [amusing] Southern astrological signs (I'm a bol weevil)
[Washington Post] [interesting] Tall guys get the girls
[Excite] [strange] Through fluid dynamics and computer simulation, scientists have found why bubbles in Guinness fall
[Fox News] [sad] SouthPark end in sight
[Excite] [amusing] Hillary Clinton to appear on Letterman Show - after 2 months of Dave pestering her
[Excite] [stupid] Wiccan teacher gets suspended for her religion
(Coming Attractions) [interesting] Wolverine's Costume from the new X-men movie
(Coming Attractions) [interesting] An interesting rumor about Stars Wars-Episode 2
[Brunching] [satire] The Last Conspiracy Theory! Explains Everything.
(APB News) [interesting] Watch police chases on the internet.
(Coming Attractions) [interesting] News about the movie Supernova.
[AintItCoolNews] [amusing] Ass kicking Futurama toys
[Excite] [amusing] Man nearly hit by frozen ball of crap ejected from an airplane
[Washington Post] [amusing] SC government won't discuss taking down confederate flag til NAACP drops boycott
January 11, 2000:
[Washington Post] [amusing] Spanish town gives up goat-toss
(Drugs) [interesting] Dictionary of street drug slang
(Contest) [misc.] Contest of the Day - win a sword
(BruceCampbell.com) [misc.] For those Bruce Campbell (Brisco County, Jr/Ash/Autolycus) fans, it seems his new show premeires next week.
(Free!) [stupid] More proof that radio/tv execs are money grubbing bastards. (ways to insert extra ads)
[Excite] [stupid] 'Sleepwalker' killer finally sentanced. (no, really officer, I was asleep when I stabbed my wife 44 times)
[Excite] [stupid] Proof that you can steal anything if you wear overalls and carry a clipboard.
[AintItCoolNews] [interesting] Spiderman movie director might be Sam Raimi (of Evil Dead and Hercules/Xena fame)
(The Bruce Campbell rumor is wrong, though)
[Brunching] [amusing] Some thoughts from the commute.
[BBC] [interesting] Taiwan's computer virus arsenal
[BBC] [interesting] Rollercoasters can cause brain bleeding
[ABC News] [stupid] Ultra Orthodox Jews can't use the internet anymore
[Brunching] [amusing] Need a bar joke, just want a chuckle, then this is for you!
January 10, 2000:
(Contest) [misc.] Contest of the Day - win pizza and movies for a year
(NAACP) [interesting] NAACP imposes economic sanctions against South Carolina for flying a confederate flag at the capitol
(UChicago) [silly] Chicago students explore playing various songs backwards to hear messages
(mvpstore.com) [silly] Computer-Geek action figures!
[CNN] [interesting] Playboy.com files IPO. Probably not long afterwards they'll use their over-valued stock to merge with Time Warner
[Excite] [stupid] Drug Lord rents house from prosecutors?
(ABC.net.au) [stupid] Reasons not to take a bath while drunk. (and it doesn't involve drowning)
[BBC] [stupid] Wrestling fan whose hero was taking a beating in a televised bout dials 999 (England's 911) to request urgent police intervention
[ABC News] [interesting] Win2k banned in China?
[CNN] [sick] Formalde-pho: Vietnam noodle scare
(Dumblaws.com) [sick] Dumblaws.com. West Virginian men and their sheep, Japanese men and their little girls.
(Yoda) [amusing] Yoda's cookbook
(FishyNews) [amusing] The Ballad of Hillary Clinton (the hilarybillies)
[Excite] [stupid] Man arrested for teaching his 2 year old to smoke
[CNN] [strange] 54 year old grandmother gives birth to triplets (natural, no fertility treatments)
[CNN] [stupid] Moe the chimp's legal problems
(The Nando Times) [amusing] Man swallows 55 crack pipes
[CNN] [amusing] Barney sing-a-long book recalled for containing a picture of a bare breasted woman
(some guy) [amusing] Re-write of The Matrix
[BBC] [amusing] Brits develop tasty new radioactive potato chips (crisps)
[Excite] [strange] Jimmy Carter is a cousin of Elvis
[Washington Post] [amusing] Truckers blockade France
[MSNBC] ["news"] Company raids Ebay for email data (got to me a month ago)
[Movie Juice] [amusing] MovieJuice reviews Magnolia
[Washington Post] [amusing] Russian beer exec assassinated

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