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Sun September 16, 2012
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
More and more senior citizens are trying out Zumba. Good luck shaking that from your memory
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
And the Darwin goes to: The man who "tried to demonstrate to friends that it was safe by pulling the trigger with the gun pointed at his head"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Every quote from every expert in every news story you've ever read? About those
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(72)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I'm sleeping with my nephew and keeping it a secret ...is it wrong?
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(214)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Betty Boop balloon in Brussels
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(23)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Shanah Tova and Happy New Year 5773
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
This just in: Reading books is good for your brain. In other news, the world is round, Obama is president
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you've got your 1986 Mercedes up on blocks in the driveway to do some work on it and it catches fire, burning the car, the house, and you?
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(43)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Lawyers seek injunction over Kate Middleton topless photos, apparently unclear on how the internet works
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(175)
 
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Bad news bros: your frat's mission statement with a "vow" to god does not turn said frat into a monastery. No zoning waiver for you
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(53)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
66-year-old Virginia woman reports all-Starbucks diet helped her lose 85 pounds in two years, feel young and smug again
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(60)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
102-year-old woman drives 82-year-old car, has had a driver's license for 90 years, changes her own oil, and is a millionaire. And she's single
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The concept of a Neti pot is gross enough, but here's a story to make it even more cringe-worthy
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(129)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
It's Sooo Fluffy
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(45)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fashion week preparation
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(15)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Walmart busts woman for passing real $100 bills
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(188)
 
(11 Points)
 
 
 
The 11 drunkest Presidents in American history. Let's make it an even dozen. Drew for President
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(70)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
British PM fires 'Chief Mouser' Larry the cat
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(31)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Meet Teddy, the Reds' good luck charm
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(33)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
How to get a $4,600 parking ticket
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(38)
 
(CBS DC)
 
 
 
What is it with kids today?
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(Patch)
 
 
 
This is how we roll: champion lawn bowlers battle at the U.S. Open
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Remember sixteen years ago? I was 7, and I said that my four aunts violently sexually assaulting me at a Satanic party where they sat around naked, drunk, and smoking pot? Well, it didn't really happen, so can you let them out of prison?
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Blind mountain climber breaks records, as far as he knows
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(23)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear People who Practice Religion: We live in the Internet Age. People are going to mock your beliefs, so get over it and stop blowing shiat up. Thank you
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(626)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Is that a screwdriver in your pocket or should I just tase you?
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(30)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Don't panic, but seven people have died since an untreatable "superbug" was released at an NIH lab in Maryland. Paging Captain Trips, Captain Trips to the white courtesy phone
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Debt collectors hooking up with the local DA to send you collection notices on DA stationery splitting some of the collections with the prosecutor, which is really nice for everyone. The debts are paid off, the city gets a split
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(128)
 
(All Things D)
 
 
 
It's Official: The era of the personal computer is over
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(192)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
It was 198 years ago that Francis Scott Key wrote the Star Spangled Banner. If you listen closely, you can hear him spinning in his grave each time some untalented celebrity butchers the lyrics or makes the final line last for 5 minutes,
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Here's a list of the five least muscular muscle cars ever, or "How Ford and GM ruined a good thing in the 1970s and 1980s"
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(234)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's some photos of beauty pageant contestants of the 1920s and 1930s. Eh, you'd probably slip most of these broads your Roscoe, unless you're some kind of three letter man
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(134)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this horsie ride
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man releases video of his 18-month-old daughter playing with a gorilla to show how docile and gentle the creatures really are. Gorillas, not toddlers
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(53)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Letting women 'test drive' larger breasts before getting a boob job has led to them picking even bigger implants. Of course there are pictures
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(133)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Note to first class passengers: It is much safer to sit in the back of the plane with the unwashed masses (w/ crash test pics)
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(64)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Elementary school student sent home with stranger. To be fair, the school made sure that the person the child was sent home with promised plenty of free candy and special piggyback rides as long as he could keep a secret
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(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cute mother-of-six coughs up tumour, declared cancer free (w/pics)
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(52)
 
(ABS-CBN News)
 
 
 
"Chop-chop" victim found at Guadalupe bridge. Investigators hustle to the scene, pronto, stat
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(18)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
I'm not crying. YOU'RE crying
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(99)
 
(FYI BeHealthy)
 
 
 
New York City's Jewish ritual circumcisers who use their mouths to draw away blood from the wound on a baby's penis must now get the parents to sign a consent form
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(118)
 
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Couple gets married at gym they met each other at four years ago, promising to have and to hold, and to spot each other, until death do they part
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(16)
 
(Reporter Herald)
 
 
 
School seizes 16-year-old boy's rosary beads because they're a 'gang symbol'
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(82)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hitchhiker gets a new tattoo ... for every car that doesn't pick him up (w/video)
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(21)
 
(Natural News)
 
 
 
Back in the day, parents allowed their kids to ride their bicycles to school, climb their neighbors' trees, or play at the local park by themselves without adult supervision. Today, they could be arrested and jailed for doing the same
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Wiener to ban wieners. Last year, Wiener passed "Skid Mark Law" requiring nudists to sit on towels. No, really
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
It's nice when your sixteen year-old son helps you find a date online, but it's really a special gift when said son also helps you tie up and beat the man
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Calling a teacher a muggle, passing a note saying your hair resembles 'a boner' and other hilarious reasons for receiving detention
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(KRNN Alaska)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents, two hours of live music hosted by a TFer. LGT stream or look for KRNN on tunein.com
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Of all the ways to die, this has to be the shiattiest
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 23-year-old former £1,200-a-night hooker sleeps with more than 100 men, gets pregnant, unsure who's the daddy. TA-DAAAA (w/pics)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
An armada of US and British naval power is massing in the Persian Gulf
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(438)
 
(WTAM)
 
 
 
Airport security director accused of misusing hand-held wand
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Two small-town cops, two new hopped-up squad cars and one empty airport runway. Let the bad decisions begin
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Parents complain after children are banned from Brooklyn beer garden after 4 p.m. "It pretty much means that they don't want us here with the kids"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Photoshop this football fan
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(26)
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
You know what? The thing is, this is a fantastic compilation of literally the most overused crutch words. Going forward, if you will, you'll eventually find it fascinating. Seriously
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"[Romney's botched Libya response] revealed him as completely craven and his candidacy as serving no higher purpose than his ambition." And that came from a Republican
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
NASA's Curiosity rover captured a solar eclipse from Mars on Thursday, as Martian Moon Phobos passed between Mars and the Sun
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(ABC)
 
 
 
If you're going to go to all the trouble of directing people to your new anti medical marijuana website, make sure pot heads haven't already registered the domain name
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(37)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Halliburton loses radioactive device in Texas, says not to worry, it's completely safe (as long as you don't get any closer than 25ft)
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(119)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Problem: People are talking in your movie theater. Solution: Ninjas
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(60)
 
(News 95.7 Halifax)
 
 
 
Elderly woman's child abduction attempt thwarted by 13-year-old girl
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(32)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Turns out that some Chinese-manufactured dog treats are not as wholesome as you might think
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(78)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
1/3rd of Americans say they are lower class. Having seen what passes for pop music, subby thinks that number is rather low
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(108)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Nebraska orders woman to stop giving unlicensed therapeutic horse massages, but the story may yet have a happy ending
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(50)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
It's going to be three days of peace, loving and understanding in NYC's Financial District for Occupy Wall Street starting Sunday. Be there 99%ers
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When your soon-to-be-ex-wife demands to know if the woman you are with is "the new girl," just say no
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(50)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop these job openings
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rare Ming Dynasty vase that had been used as a DOORSTOP sells for $1.3 million
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(28)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Hooters gives up on guys: Men apparently don't have enough cash these days
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(193)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
A herd of 30 wooly sheep invading Midtown Manhattan? It's more likely than you think
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(45)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Skydiving camera makes leap from 12,500 feet, films the whole plunge and comes out of it without a scratch
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(66)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Magic Kingdom: We're serving wine and beer. Come, be our guest
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(63)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Images are now coming in of the single greatest atrocity to occur in central Europe since World War II
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(106)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Remember all that oil from the BP spill in the Gulf that couldn't be found? Alabama just found it
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(56)
 
(KeysNet)
 
 
 
"I can understand eating one clove of garlic ... but that much raw garlic? It's like two solid handfuls"
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(48)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
If you're going to fly a motorized paraglider on September 11th, it's probably best to stay away from the city. It scares the sheeple
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(59)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Study: Ladies who have cold feet before the marriage are 2.5 times more likely to not have to make sandwiches within 4 years
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(42)
 
(The Daily Dolt)
 
 
 
"America's Toughest Sheriff" Joe Arpaio's office denies insulin to a dying diabetic prisoner: "This is jail. Get over it." The prisoner got over it by dying. The family is getting over it by suing and exposing the Sheriff's forgery of key evidence
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(315)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Ex cop convicted in 1957 murder of 7 year old girl, this is not a repeat from 1958
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(41)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
One dead in shooting between Royals, Chiefs stadiums. This has been brewing for a while now, because the stadiums could never agree on which one got the majority of the parking lot space
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(36)
 
(Guy Laramee)
 
 
 
There are worlds within books. No, really. This guy carves worlds inside books
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(63)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Possum breaks into an Australian bakery. It eats so many pastries, it couldn't even possumly move
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(44)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
News: we can incinerate all our garbage with no toxic by-products. Fark: environmentalists complain it will prevent recycling
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(177)
 
(The Universe (BYU))
 
 
 
Student protest leads to free distribution of stimulants. Cops shut down the party before things get out of hand
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(37)
 
(Newsvine)
 
 
 
Photoshop this star
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(31)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Judge sentences man to years of misery and pain, where he will have little to no sex, constantly regret the decisions he made that brought him to this place, and perhaps even wish he were dead. Oh, and he gave him some prison time, too
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(28)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced this naval serviceman's daughter's Nissan Altima with a stolen Nissan Altima. Let's see if anyone notices
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(43)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
They say cats have nine lives, but in the case of Buddy the former shelter cat, he gave his owner a second chance at life in time for Caturday
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(704)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Cat gave Oregon woman plague, cheezburger
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(31)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
What a lifetime of bad choices looks like (with awesome sentencing photos)
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(102)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Now is the time to be drinking India Pale Ale
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(190)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fewer than one in four American teens has proficient writing skills, even when allowed spell check and computers. Lik dis if u cry evertim
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(215)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
China's presumed next leader reappears in public, sees shadow, predicts at least six more weeks of Communism
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(9)
 
(China Daily)
 
 
 
China busts brothel masquerading as senior citizen recreation center. "Although the center was originally operated like a typical recreation center, the owners shifted to offering pornography to the elderly and accommodating prostitutes"
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(30)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Women who read food labels while shopping weigh less than those who ignore the labels, won't get the hell out of your way when you're just trying to get a can of wadded beef and go home
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here are some photos of sexy secretaries from the good old days when you could give them a nice, firm pat on the behind to tell them what a wonderful job they were doing
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(96)
 
(Athens Banner Herald)
 
 
 
Man dines and dashes at Waffle House. Runs across major roadway. Ends up scattered, smothered and covered...maybe chunked
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(47)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
When the feds report on your department's record of police brutality, it is bad form to immediately reply "This is the same DOJ or people who created Waco and Ruby Ridge" to your cop friend. It's even worse form to reply-all
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(42)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Hang tight Anchorage Farkers. Round 2 of hurricane force winds in the forecast
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Virginia tightens building codes for existing abortion clinics in hopes of driving abortion doctors and patients into back alleys
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(89)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Help me name my new van. DIT
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(208)
 
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Taser vs. samurai sword. GO
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(29)
 
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Police arrest man who spent the past month stealing 51 bottles of Grey Goose from a Wal-Mart. Bonus: he walked out with 17 bottles on one trip
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Fri September 14, 2012
(UPI)
 
 
 
If your boyfriend's idea of a makeup gift is 1.5 tons of hay he stole from a neighbor's field, you should probably consider baling
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(45)
 
(CBS Tampa)
 
 
 
Having sex can make you smarter, which explains why there is so much derp on Fark
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(285)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thieves use car as battering ram to break into Apple store and steal a few iGoods. Stupid: The car belongs to one of the thieves. Fark: The car is a BMW
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this 1970s street scene
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(27)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If there is anyone who values free speech, it's me, a tenured professor. That's why I think the producer of the Mohammed Youtube should be put in jail
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(474)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Judge strikes down Scott Walker's anti-union law
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(442)
 
(The Coloradoan)
 
 
 
Police: Keep windows, doors locked unless you want to find man in your living room who was 'sent by God' to marry your daughters
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(80)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
The 90 year old scientist that helped with the A-bomb, onion to belt ratio
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(55)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Bow tie-wearing duck banned from collecting cash for charity unless it gets aflacking permit
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wanted: Some goats to graze around O'Hare airport, must be very hungry and get along with other goats
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(53)
 
(Some Wicked Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Photoshop a shadow that looks completely different than the object creating it. LGT inspiration
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(42)
 
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
The missing wooden beaver is about 4 feet to 4 1/2 feet tall, weighs about 300 pounds and is holding a sign that says, "Welcome to our Dam house"
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(44)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Friday is upon us, and thus so is the Weird News Quiz
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(34)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man accused of vandalizing his ex-girlfriend's home with glue and spray paint and calling her 30 times in a day, only to make strange noises or hang up when she answered. How did she ever let this charming rogue get away?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The Spanish go to war with Britain again, this time with giant mutant slugs, not a huge Armada of 130 ships
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(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
NewsFlash
 
A man has walked into the Kansas City Federal Building and declared himself a terrorist, and bomb sniffing dogs have detected possible explosives in a vehicle outside. Subby was just told to move away from the windows
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New Guy Fieri restaurant in Times Square had its website knocked offline during GoDaddy outage. Concerned fan "reconstructs" the menu
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(Reddit)
 
 
 
Bus tour to "Promote the Open Internet" will end in Lexington, KY, "where an event will take place on 'The Future of Local Communities' with Drew Curtis' FARK" - Oct 10th
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Weeners
 
A turgid video on the biological, theological, and the throbbing political ramifications of science grappling with the penis
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Romney: $100,000 per household is middle class? That's preposterous. How would you afford a roof over your head and dancing lessons for your horse? No, I'd say the middle class income is more around $250,000
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Malaysia trying to teach parents to be on the lookout for the "symptoms" of homosexuality in their kids. "For boys, the signs listed include wearing "V-necks" or sleeveless clothing or carrying "big handbags," Are they looking for gays or hipsters?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germany, a country with stricter anti-hate speech laws than America, has its embassy stormed in Khartoum over American-produced video perceived to be hate speech. Protesters, you're doing it wrong
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Gunfire outside of American embassy in Tunisian capital. Also, a Lebanese KFC was burned down. So there's that. Link goes to Al-Jazeera LiveBlog of current protests
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NewsFlash
 
In a direct attempt at bovine mascots, both the University of Texas Longhorns and North Dakota State Bison (Really?) are now being evacuated due to alleged Al-Queda bomb threats
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Hey, would you like to see former Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm's 1978 Dating Game appearance? Of course you would
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kate Middleton may be overcompensating after topless photo leak
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Driving nearly nude and getting a DUI is no way to go through life. With you'd hit it pic and video. Difficulty = not Florida
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
When asked if he would like his pizza cut into 6 or 8 pieces, Bernanke replied "8, I'm feeling really hungry today"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Court says that hyperlinks to copyrighted material are a copyright infringement
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(Mega 949)
 
 
 
What do I do about my dead mother's Facebook account? | like | share | court order |
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In a bid to show that Christians are as insecure about their faith at Muslims, creationists attack Dr. Pepper over evolution parody ad. "I ain't no freakin' chimp"
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Australia's wacky censors are at it again: Necrophilic gay sex is not on. Donkey sex is cool though. Well that's good to know
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Preorders of 'disappointing' iPhone 5 sell out in less than an hour at Apple
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga sees her likeness being sold as sketches by 20-year-old Tumblr user. Does she: a) send a cease and desist, b) sue Tumblr, or c) hire the girl on the spot for the Haus of Gaga creative team
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(Team Coco)
 
 
 
Rahm Emanuel's spokespeople have addressed those Nickelback rumors. But what do they have to say about the newer, equally as disturbing allegations that are pouring in?
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
NYC bicyclist hits a pedestrian in Central Park. Pedestrian just happens to be blind lawyer named Bernstein -one of the 1-800-Bernsteins
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(Newsvine)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fired up female
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
It's both impressive and sad at the same time that topless photos of Kate Middleton have been leaked to the press before topless photos of Emma Watson
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Child molester Roger Pound gets sentenced to 75 years of fellow inmates taking his name literally
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Hallmark says that Monday is "National Stay Away From Seattle Day". What, as opposed to the other 364 days in the year?
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
You may have hit rock bottom the night you get arrested when you're highly intoxicated outside a Whataburger restaurant because you keep getting into random people's cars
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Judge rules that man must take his children to visit their murderer mother, and that he can't take them back to his home in Australia because the mother still has visitation rights. This would never happen if the genders of the parents were reversed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
16-year-old Mexican assassin linked to at least 50 killings. The boy is nicknamed "El Nino" which of course is Spanish for "The Nino"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know what would help the average taxpayer? Installing really expensive traffic cameras to monitor obscenely expensive traffic cameras
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(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Quadriplegic Paralympian stripped of her awards
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Although she did try committing suicide, Susan Smith reportedly has a lesbian lover, a wealthy man waiting for her upon her release, and apparently, a much more active social life in prison than she had before killing her children
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(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
Man arrested in Karate class for yelling, being combative, displaying karate moves
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man awarded $26,500 for getting shot while trying to run over a cop
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Buddhist respect for all living things now excludes kitten killing
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Evangelicals are now "adopting" excess embryos from fertility clinics, which they are now calling "orphanages"
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
This is the kind of shiat that happens when your drug dealer's name is "Bam"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
How often do plane stowaways fall from the sky?
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(47)
 
(Gawkr)
 
 
 
ACLU sues State of Georgia on behalf of the Ku Klux Klan. ...wait, what?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Cops think penis a rifle round, lock down NJ high school
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dog guards deceased owner's grave for six years. I WAITED FOR YOU
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
5-year-old non-verbal autistic boy denied school lunch because he wouldn't speak up about his delinquent bill
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 22-year-old former child beauty pageant star: "Pageants can RUIN YOUR LIFE" (w/pics)
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago police say paint huffing is to blame for two car accidents, increase in sales of Warriors t-shirts
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Thu September 13, 2012
(UPI)
 
 
 
As if having your island overrun by snakes isn't bad enough, imagine the only thing those snakes ate were birds that kept control of the spider population, so now you have a snake and spider infestation
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
If you've been seeing the term "mansplaining" lately and are confused or irritated by it, let this article womansplain it to you
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Naked and bloody man gnaws on woman's head near Scranton. That's what she said
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(WTAM)
 
 
 
What do you say when a man's leopard print underwear leads to a murder mistrial? "Hellooooo Florida"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Feds uncover identity of filmmaker "Sam Bacile" whose film sparked overseas embassy attacks. Previous aliases include Ahmad Hamdy, Kritbag Difrat and PJ Tobacco. Really
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo two weeks ago: we would NEVER foreclose on a woman dying of terminal breast cancer. Wells Fargo this week: We're foreclosing on a woman dying of terminal breast cancer. The week before Xmas. Kthxbai
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
After her boyfriend poured her alcoholic beverage down the sink because she's pregnant, woman tells police she 'accidentally' stabbed him. Riiiiiight
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(Photo District News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man with a can
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Candidate finds the moment of silence before school board meetings to be "insulting, ridiculously short and unnecessary," and thinks it should be corrected with a full-blown prayer
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Manufacturers of pink slime really don't like it when you call it pink slime. Upton Sinclair would be rolling his eyes if he weren't too busy rolling over in his grave
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Barbershop offers a little trim
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Experts warn of Seattle Ratpocalypse, and no, that's not a SyFy Original Movie . . . yet
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I don't always endorse political candidates, but when I do, I endorse Obama
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(Metro)
 
 
 
And now for your WTF haircut of the day
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Dutch election may determine course of European debt crisis. If only there was something that could help steer the Dutch in the right direction
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wednesday: US ambassador to Libya killed by local militants. Thursday: 90 year old Libyan record for hottest temperature ever recorded, is invalidated by US scientist, returning the title to Death Valley. Coincidence?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man pays $137 traffic ticket with 137 origami pigs in donut boxes, police are not amused
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop these photo booth ladies
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Summer may extend into October in Chicago. This global warming stuff is getting serious
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Brilliant: Daycare offers two free hours on Thursday nights so parents can go off to make more customers
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
So many stories now include the line "it wasn't clear why he wound up naked," but rarely does it involve a monk. On a bicycle camping trip
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
South Africa Dealing with Miner Threats. Wait, I thought they broke up in the 80's?
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Walmart apologizes for turning away a mob of patriotic schoolchildren who were singing God Bless America on Tuesday because the company sort of forgot what day it was
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Oh look, a brave bystander is helping that man who fell on the train track. Hey, wait a minute
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Ice cream bank draws ire of banking regulators, who claim owner is not stealing nearly enough to be a real bank
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(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
Problem: Budget cuts force municipalities to cut firefighters. Solution: Tourists get the opportunity to fight a real-life, big-city fire. For a small fee, of course
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(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
Girlfriend gives away fugitives location by "liking" the authorities on Facebook
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you are a bank robber in a high-speed chase, try to refrain from throwing the money out of your car
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Was that wrong when I used campaign donations to gamble? Should I not have done that?
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
"Your name wouldn't be Kelly, would it?" The man responded, "No, my name is Curtis"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Oil spills cleaned up by magnets? How does it f***ing work?
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pigeon feeder
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(WMCTV)
 
 
 
At one point, undercover officers described a live-sex show involving two four-hundred pound dancers
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(Foobies)
 
 
 
Parents each give up a lung to save son
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Guy attacks his neighbor's trailer with a cinder block after he borrowed some food without permission. When asked why, guy explains, "it looked like he was going to get froggy"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Benghazi consulate had no Marine protection - but c'mon, it's Libya. Who could have predicted things might go pear-shaped in a place like that?
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(307)
 
(Kaiser Family Foundation)
 
 
 
Husband buys Mexican vet drug and suicide manual, reminds wife where instructions for the boiler are then quietly takes his own life
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rapper tweets "Drunk as fark going 120 drifting corners, you only live once."......dies in fiery crash minutes later
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(314)
 
(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
Woman who was missing for five days is found alive and sitting in her freezer
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(67)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Couple accused of shoplifting two fishing rods, a fishing book, a postcard, a paper cutter, a license holder, Fritos bean dip, pink jeans, a blouse, a keychain lanyard, nail polish, two rubber magnets, four photo magnets, and binder clips
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(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
US Embassy in Yemen has been stormed
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(1065)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
73 year-old lady raped and beaten in Strawberry Fields by clean-shaven European man whom she had previously photographed stroking his Norwegian Wood
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(41)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It turns out that unidentified flying object spotted hovering over the English county of Leicestershire wasn't a streetlight. It was a flying model quadcopter controlled by a local hobbyist in a park
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(12)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
After seeing what the devastating earthquakes did to its nuclear power plants, Japan vows to give up nuclear energy. In 2030
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(68)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What kind of drunk keeps 100,000 bottles of booze worth $750,000 in their home?
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(49)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists say virgin births occur regularly in the wild, Bethlehem
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(48)
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
Following Isaac, you've just been denied "disaster food stamps" at a claims site guarded by cops and the National Guard. Do you, A) call a talk show to complain, B) buckle down and eat ramen, or C) go to your truck and retrieve your loaded AR-15?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen endures years of bullying over her skin condition, is now a smoking hot model (w/before and after pics)
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(137)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you like a dash of cleavage included in your surveillance camera video evidence of a purse-snatcher, today is your lucky day
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Let's start the Halloween season early: Security footage of a man getting possessed in a convenience store. "Look out for the eerie reflection on the refrigerator door"
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(Osun Defender (Nigeria))
 
 
 
Stand back ... I'm going to try science
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Church puts up sign depicting two men being lynched, two slaves in shackles - with one word 'VOTE'. Not surprisingly, some people have a problem with this
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(158)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
LA middle school sends African American girl home because "her brown leggings made her look naked." Weird, they didn't send home the white girls wearing pink leggings
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 384: "She Blinded Me With Science". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 12, 2012
(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-09-02 to Sat 2012-09-08
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
News: Libyans apologize for the violent actions of their fellow Muslims. Fark: With a higher typo to sign ratio than a Tea Party rally
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(439)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
New ugly-ass species of monkey discovered (w/ pics)
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(103)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Thirteen years ago, Rae Carruth of the Carolina Panthers got a woman pregnant, had her beat up to force a miscarriage, and failing that, had her shot to death. Whatever happened to that unborn baby?
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(127)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man that is paralyzed from the waist down is accused of rape
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(106)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rapping rabbi
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here is the complete illustrated history of the $20 bill, but it is a slideshow
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(47)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Bacon bats its pretty eyes in a plea for its own Fark tag. Mouthwatering gallery of the best bacon burgers in the country. Bonus: Not a slideshow
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tonsil surgery linked to weight gain in children under 6. Well duh, who wouldn't gain weight eating nothing but ice cream for a month?
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(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
"Yeah, 9-1-1? (yawwn) I'm a cop and my girlfriend shot me. (yawwwn) Send me an ambulance and a patrol car for" BANG "well, better make that the coroner for her" (With nonchalant audio weirdness)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
For the three people that still think eating at McDonald's is healthy, the calorie counts for their "food" will be now be in really bright lights
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(106)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Portland to vote on whether to add fluoride to drinking water. This IS a repeat from 1976
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(160)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
You've heard of clown cars before, but how about a clown bicycle? Well, this mom has one
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(52)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Court rules that prison sex has to be consensual. So trading your cellmate for a pack of smokes won't cut it any more
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(86)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Dear Consumerist, I took my daughter to fright fest at Six Flags where lo and behold, she got scared. Isn't the distress I felt comparable in severity, if not in scope to the Cambodian killing fields?
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(114)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Attack drones headed towards Libya. Sucks to be a jihadi today
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(437)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"How many law firms does it take to sue an egg company? 34, apparently"
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(53)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
On the bright side, you now have a reason to cram as much cat food as you can into your cat
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(45)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dancing director of traffic
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(25)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
If you ever wake up and realize you are making a living as a "consultant" to college girls trying to get into their preferred sorority, it's time to have a long, serious, talk with your mirror and the nearest available shotgun
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(224)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pakistani company creates new cost saving measure by burning their employees to death as they line up for their paychecks
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(77)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Blackadder is not going to like this, the bones of Richard III have apparently been found
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(97)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
No matter, how traumatized, scared, or alone you felt watching the events on 9/11, Astronaut Frank Culberson has you beat: He saw the twin towers get attacked from the window of the International Space Station
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(141)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ridiculous looking weightlifter has the world's largest biceps, teeny-tiny forearms
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(163)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Historians find lost papers from 19th Century fossil hunters, including an ode to finding large bones, amazingly not written by your mom last night
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(5)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Kate Middleton is either pregnant or really hates the cheap wine you've been serving
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(75)
 
(Philly Burbs)
 
 
 
Woman asks motorists if they want to see her lady parts for money
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(49)
 
(Food Beat)
 
 
 
Man travels across America using only bacon as money
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(48)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Shop that sold artificial flowers busted for cultivating real cannabis plants
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Hate it when you have to wait while a school bus stops in the road? Take the sidewalk
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The super-fancy New York Times method of frying an egg: 1) Article bemoaning lack of government services for immigrant hens, 2) sidebar article on how they make eggs in the Hamptons 3) reminder that you need a $90 bottle of olive oil for this
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Remember the good old days when bank robbers used to give tellers hand-written notes informing them that they were being robbed? Now the bad guys are using smartphones to type out stick-up notes
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
20th Century Fox Green-Lights 'United 93 vs. Predator'
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Facebook stabbing death party was 'invitation only.' Man, I never get invited to the good parties
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(Your Houston News)
 
 
 
No evidence found of rotten meat at a Texas KFC, health officials say that's just the way it normally tastes
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Global Bacon Shortage"
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(WLAC)
 
 
 
When Manhattan was attacked thousands of people were stuck on the island. This is the story of the Great Boat Lift (narrated by Tom Hanks)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
When vetting your hit men for a contract to kill a business rival, you should make sure they are at least competent enough to find the right address
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(Torrent Freak)
 
 
 
Dutch Pirates expected to make significant gains today. This is not a repeat from the 17th or 18th century
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Article on Michigan's "super drunks" includes high-score list. Life begins at 0.40
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Archeologists shaken by theory that the unusually large-breasted King Tut died of epilepsy
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(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Apparently the past ten years of military operations and diplomatic work in Afghanistan has freed the country enough for the skateboarders to take over...which is apparently a good thing (w/pics)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why baseball has a problem connecting with modern audiences: "[It's] a deliberately slow-paced game conceived at a time when people thought having fun caused polio"
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Germany's highest court conditionally backs euro bailout, is all-in on silly hats
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
If you break into a car, steal a credit card and use it to pay a tab at the bar, try to make sure that card does not belong to the bartender
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(Go Daddy)
 
 
 
GoneDaddy: "We weren't hacked. We are just incompetent"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Thomas Jefferson used a moose to prove to Europe that North America was not a "degenerate continent." Unfortunately, that moose went on to bite the King's sister
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Fire fighters kick in the door of a smoking strip club only to find someone left the stage smoke machine on after closing
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Ted Striker tries to sell plane on Craigslist
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Spokesman for Rahm Emanuel wants everyone to know the rumors are false: the Mayor does not, in fact, like Nickelback
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Rights group hits "undo" on slaughter of Amazon Yanomami tribe
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Affordable Healthcare Act, "The IRS will enforce the mandate." IRS, "No we won't"
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(169)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Facebook to announce Facebook Search. Most popular search term: Google
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(48)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
So, what is the Chicago Teachers Union Strike about? Well, for one, they want air conditioning
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop these county fair characters
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(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Man attacks neighbor with poop filled underwear after attempt to verbally confront him skids to a stop
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(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
If you have a 1 yr old in the back seat and a beer in the center console, you're in the South. If you refuse a sobriety test and have a blood alcohol level 3 times the legal limit, you're in Florida
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian newspaper starts petition to make Twitter stop people being mean online. For Twitter users, a newspaper is like a picture of a web site that has been squirted onto the mashed-up, dried corpse of a tree
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Do you see what happens when you stab a stranger in the ass?
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Hey, who hid Mao's heir apparent anyway? Bueller?
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Kinda hot conjoined twins drive (drives?) a car, not sure if there a rule 34 covering this
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
The newest synthetic drug is so dangerous, if you use it you will die by repeatedly running into trees and Stobie poles
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Study finds that the U.S. is vulnerable to long range missile attacks, here comes the tax hiking science
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
M-m-m- MONGO
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Will ex-cop Drew Peterson be eaten alive in prison? Perhaps with jelly or syrup?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NYC mom charging parents $350 to let kids play unsupervised in the park
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Wanted: Information regarding a stolen canoe. Reward: $250 and a gallon of gin. Farkers should have this one solved in about 30 minutes
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Can pot help with parenting? Well, yeah, probably, but they don't make My Little Pony bongs yet
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(MyFox Atlanta)
 
 
 
Teen earns green belt while battling leukemia. If only she had been a black belt, she might have had the skills to beat that damn cancer once and for all
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(Navy Times)
 
 
 
The Democratic National Convention featured a moving video tribute to the strength and heroism of the Russian Navy
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(Celina Record)
 
 
 
Anti-Bullying advocate whose 9-year old son committed suicide after being constantly bullied, has herself passed away at the way too young age of 36, Hero tag trumps sad tag
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man sues psychic, claims she's a fraud. Why didn't the psychic see this coming?
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(Northwestern University)
 
 
 
Researchers examine why we often give up halfway to
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(CBC)
 
 
 
2,500 Canadians sign a petition stating that although they want to go to the beach naked, they don't want people to stare at them. Let us know how that works out for you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twenty-three-year-old woman addicted to eating tape: "Sometimes it tastes like glue" (w/pics)
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Police looking for a bank robber described as having a beer belly and being armed with a steak knife. Ladies and gentlemen of Fark, this could be any of us
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Court of Appeals affirms cops have a constitutional right to taser to death a guy who is choking his three-year-old granddaughter during an exorcism
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Italy cutting locks of love
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
A member of the diplomatic staff who passed away in Benghazi was known to many of us as Vile Rat, a moderator at Something Awful and an all around great guy who believed in his mission of peace
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ghost of Elvis to the 1%: Thank you. Thank you very much
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Fall out of car, get hit by car, steal a baby: All in a day's work for PCP
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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
If you know where "Dookie Butt" Mitchell is the Chattanooga Police would like a word with you
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Gold prospecting, home births, using a typewriter, hosting a barn raising party, and other ways you can prove you're truly a green retro hipster
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted a 60-year-old, lighted map of the battle of Gettysburg, you can now buy one for $5. Difficulty: It's 20 feet by 20 feet, weighs 12 tons, and has asbestos
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Today's teacher sex ZOMG story comes to you from Vegas, where male and female teacher couple get it on with 16-year-old female student. Female perp answers to "Bambi"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
This is exactly why you shouldn't get drunk and accidentally swallow toothpicks, sewing needles, or fish bones
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(9)
 
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Think you've had a bad day? How about getting shot in the back of the head by your 11 year old, then charged with child abuse for giving him access to the gun
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
1%er cats laugh at your plebeian LOLcats, wouldn't eat a cheezburger unless it was made from massaged, beer-fed Waygu beef and topped with authentic Pule cheese, made from the milk of domesticated Balkan donkeys
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Chilean general apologizes for saying the army shouldn't allow gays & Jehovah's Witnesses along the watchtower
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(WEAR Pensacola)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for beating boyfriend with his own prosthetic leg. Victim reportedly hopping mad
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
College linebacker kicked off team for being gay, lying about 65 year old boyfriend. Bonuses: Dickinson, Kuntz
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
World's oldest man dies at age 122, attributed longevity to no women, alcohol, tobacco, or any of the other things that made life worth living
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Ancient Mayan paintings found. FARK: In the kitchen
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Tue September 11, 2012
(Komo)
 
 
 
While visiting the memorial site where someone was killed by train, fight the urge to see if you are faster than he was
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One would think university students who voluntarily enrolled in a feminist anthropology class would not be bothered when the professor breastfeeds her child in class. One would think... and one would be wrong
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
If you recognize these buttcheeks, the Seminole Police and the administration at Seminole High would like a word with you (Not safe for work man ass)
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Woman gets in a car with guy she met in a bar, initiates sex while they're driving, demands money and pulls a .357 on the guy, man fights back and punches the woman to get her to release the gun, crashes the car. Hell no, the terrorists haven't won
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you drop your computer 100 feet off a ledge, just let it go cause it's gone man
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman discovers ex-boyfriend living in her attic 12 years after they broke up. Wait a minute... I saw this CSI episode
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Think you know your cuts of meat? A man in St. Louis who killed his uncle in an argument over whether or not they were cooking pork steaks or pork chops will now be an expert in rump roasting
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(Portland Tribune)
 
 
 
Let's spin the warped wheel of diversity to see what is subtly, super-double secret racist this week: *BLIP* *BLOOP* *BLOOP* *BLIP* *BLOOP* *BLOOP* --- Peanut Butter
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Finally a group is urging politicians to think about the children and legalize marijuana for the sake of the American family
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
You pull out in front of someone and they honk your horn. Do you a) ignore it? b) wave in an apologetic manner? c)punch the guy...come back in a different truck and try to run him over....then come back again and hit him with a baseball bat?
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Armed protestors storm US Consulate in Benghazi, killing an American diplomat. This is not a repeat from four hours ago
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this feeding session
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Red Robin (Yum) now offering milkshakes made with Sam Adams Octoberfest (Yum?)
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
ABC: 9/11 moment of silence. CBS: 9/11 moment of silence. CNN: 9/11 moment of silence. Fox News: 9/11 moment of silence. NBC: Kris Jenner's boob job
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(io9)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering, here's what a million hermit crabs looks like
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
"The woman told police that Wallace had pulled her wig and hair extensions from her head, then swung a vacuum cleaner at her." Surprisingly, not Florida
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Morgan Freeman is alive, regardless of what those rumor-spreading people using Facebook think
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man swallows stolen rare gem. Police feed him laxatives to make him, er...um, give it back. The "retrieved gem" is fake. Profi...Wait what?
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Dear Consumerist: Sprint didn't monitor my data usage and then suggest a lower plan that would save me money. Should I get a refund?
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(67)
 
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
'Stinky' the dolphin gets frisky with divers
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(44)
 
(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this doctor doing something with a device
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(28)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Jazz musician killed answering his front door. Police don't think it was accidental. Sharp team of flat foots digging around will pick up the pieces in time, looking for key signature clues
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Parents: "Remove pornographic books from reading list" School Board: "Those books were completely optional and you were warned of the content and kids are exposed to worse language than that on a daily basis". Parents: "Derpy Derp"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
An Egyptian crowd has stormed the American embassy in Cairo and replaced the American flag with an Islamic emblem
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(578)
 
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Tim Conway cancels last four Branson shows; Bob Newhart to fill dates. Not a repeat from 1974. A veritable cavalcade of comedians you are surprised to find out are still alive. (Tag is for the fact that this is taking place in Branson)
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Air Force dad accused of smoking dope with sons, six and four. The six-year-old "described in detail how to utilize the bong" to investigators
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(73)
 
(Pottstown Mercury)
 
 
 
Man to sing "God Bless the USA" 911 times on 9/11, releasing the Giuliani from its slumber
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(132)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what flash-mob dance by the ACLU and Planned Parenthood on the Capitol lawn might look like, you'll soon know for sure
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
John Hodgman's infamous eulogy for the victims of September 11th, 2001, a serious piece that encapsulated the scope of the tragedy
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Hacker that gave countless unsavory characters backdoor access to other people's goods sentenced to 30 months of learning how that feels
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(53)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Body falls from plane onto car in London. No word on whether the bunny was put back in the box
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(73)
 
(Ice News (Iceland))
 
 
 
Sonic finally captured; gold coins still missing
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
11 years later America struggles to keep the boogie man alive
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(288)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Deputies find 96 pills stashed in woman's secret vault during strip search
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(45)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
New book suggests that American boobs are getting bigger. But before you run off to your bunk, you should note they may also kill you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two Norwegian workers stranded in basket over fjord. No word on whether the basket was green and yellow
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
You're naked. You have a laptop, a pair of 3D glasses, 3 twenty-ounce cans of Ice House beer and a smashed cheeseburger. Without looking at the tag, what state are you in?
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Should the online quiz to earn a gun permit be a simple true-false? Can we mix in an essay or maybe multiple choice question with one of those tricky D) All of the above options?
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(208)
 
(The Daily Commercial)
 
 
 
Cop's Facebook status after Obama's acceptance speech: Where's Lee Harvey Oswald or John Wilkes Booth when you need them?? :) Secret Service: LOLWUT
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(298)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Car wash in Malaysia offers free sex after nine car washes
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(82)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda regional branch's #2 man killed in airstrike. Wait, Al Qaeda has regional branches now? Sounds like NBC has figured out a way to shake up The Office franchise
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(33)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Everybody loves a good baby names list. So here they are, the most popular baby names... from 1901
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(147)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out, George Bush missed even more warning signs about Al Qaeda's plans for 9/11 than originally thought
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(245)
 
(Southampton Daily Echo)
 
 
 
From the "Good luck with that" Department: Man writes letter to judge claiming he is too racist and homophobic to sit on a jury
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(61)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Chicago's striking teachers take protest too far
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(263)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tropical storm Leslie speeding towards Newfoundland, although don't be counting on too much TV coverage - the Neilsen ratings won't be that great. It's an entirely different kind of landfall altogether
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(106)
 
(Relax)
 
 
 
Guests at a Legoland theme park were asked to delete pictures of a Lego train that had gone off the track. Since this is Fark, you can bet at least one person didn't follow through with the request
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(57)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unhappy chihuahua
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(22)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
The story of the flag that will be unveiled today at One World Trade Center
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(151)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
You used a picture of a penny? That'll be $1200 please
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(94)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
French experts helped Syrian general run away
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(32)
 
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
On the first day of school, girl is put into isolation for: A) lice, B) meningitis, or C) red hair
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(378)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ninety-year-old drinks 30,000 pints in the same pub for 72 years
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(72)
 
(Fairfax Times)
 
 
 
Oh, this is the best pizza in a cone ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cone 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this
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(37)
 
(TruthDive)
 
 
 
Attractive female politician in Spain masturbates on video, gets bump in poles
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(158)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Just another day in NYC - kids hurrying to school, pet owners walking their dogs, a man carrying a loaded Uzi machine gun
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(73)
 
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Registered sex offender allowed to live next door to his victim
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(72)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
*Ding* "Your junk is now free to move about the cabin"
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(35)
 
(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Bacon so good it'll make you slap yo mamma (and try to strangle her, as well)
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(17)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
World's. Oldest. Supermodel. (w/pics)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A lot of people pooh-pooh box wines.This is a pity, as a new range of delightful designer "wine handbags" go on sale. No word if this includes a peppermint Burgundy
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(41)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A September 11th catastrophe you've probably never heard about
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
...because if there's one guy you want to listen to about fitness, it's the overweight dictator of North Korea
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, who sat down beside her, and in rushed the EPA
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
We're not saying Arizona is weird, but the state's first governor is buried in a pyramid located in a desert park next to a zoo
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Thiss game is intended to be educational. The Edmonton Journal doees not condone or encouragge excessive drinnking
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
We know 9/11 changed the world in many ways, here are seven ways that are quite weird
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when a phone company runs an ad urging people to text them with random messages and your number is one digit off from the number in the ad? "I have some whitebait fritters for you"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Eighteen-year-old hottie has one-night stand with 21-year-old lighting salesman, breaks up with him, discovers she's pregnant, spends six years looking for him, finds him on Facebook, gets married. TA DAAAA (w/pics)
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Mon September 10, 2012
(Time)
 
 
 
If you're depressed and pregnant, you may give birth to children who will never get to ride roller coasters
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Fundie parents to withdraw their kids when schools start teaching homosexuality, birth control, wizardry, evolution, environmentalism. Wait, what was that one in the middle?
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