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Sun September 09, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dye job
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(16)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Whar is Secret Service?
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(233)
 
(BroBible)
 
 
 
The R2-D2 Kegerator has arrived
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(46)
 
(Time)
 
Plug
 
How to make the most of tax writeoffs. For you non-accounting majors, writeoffs are a clever way to defer or avoid paying taxes. For you liberal arts grads out there, taxes are what people who have jobs pay. (Featured Partner)
 
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jay-Z confused by Occupy Wall Street, 'What are you fighting for?'
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(434)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Here's why you will never forget that the phone number to Empire Carpet is 588-2300; it's all about the Sounds of Capitalism
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(200)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadian National Defense guy: "Hey, I know...let's cancel the contract for American F-35s, dust off those plans of the Avro Arrow from the 1950s and build those instead. That'll be MUCH cheaper"
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(406)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not News: WTC memorial is magnificent. Fark: $60 million a year to operate magnificent
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(198)
 
(Grist)
 
 
 
Baby piranha rescued in Amazon River. DId I say baby piranha? I meant baby manatee. With bonus ugly-ass pictures for extra "awwww" goodness. Oh, the...nevermind
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(41)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a speed trap on the information superhighway
 
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
It's not about the test scores. What's important is that school builds character
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(91)
 
(Hemmings)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rustic recreational ride
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(26)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nanny state is all set to make sexist remarks and wolf-whistles criminal offences
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(178)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Istanbul, not Constantinople, is a hotbed of spies, but that's nobody's business but the Turks
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(57)
 
(IBN Live (India))
 
 
 
Cops raid bar packed with underage drunks. Local TV stations rush to air footage of kids being led away. Only problems were that they were all of legal age and none were drunk. So cops cite owner for unauthorized dance party
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(64)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
How Nerf came to dominate in kid's guns. Short version: by being AWESOME
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(171)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
When Reds announcer Marty Brennaman got his head shaved a month ago, four little girls were on the field because "now he'll look like us". Here are their stories
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(40)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Hint: Your dachshund shouldn't weigh anywhere close to 77 pounds. Tag is for the foster home trying to help him shed the excess
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(115)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"I think it's really absurd to be criminalizing possession or use or distribution of marijuana. I can't see any difference between that and cigarettes". Said by: A) Cheech B) Chong C) A highly respected, conservative, Reagan-appointed Federal Judge
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(279)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two women arrested for trying to steal underwear from a Sears, hitting a store employee with their car as they made their daring escape. Truly shocking that Sears would still have loss prevention
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hundreds of redheads converge on Breda, the Netherlands for the annual Redhead Day Summer Festival. Mmmmmm... redhead Netherlands
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(213)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Caption what that guy is texting
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(73)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Before you send out an email trashing a company for lousy service, make sure that: A) the statement is in fact, true; B) if unsure of A, do not send it to more than one person
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(67)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The 1968 Playboy Bunny manual offers helpful hints for bunnies, such as "Good grooming starts with a daily bath and good deodorant", and to avoid having an unkempt tail
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(62)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Crazy guy warns that the smug organic mob is coming, and if they have their way, you'll never be able to afford a chicken for Sunday lunch ever again. That's right, NEVER
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(112)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
While you were at the flea market happily picking up an 8 track tape of "Frampton Comes Alive" the woman next to you just found a $100,000 Renoir
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these strange birds
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(27)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Amazon caves on Kindle Fire ads
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(68)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
This list of the top 10 nutritional pizza toppings insists that broccoli and spinach can be put on pizza. Yeah, and if grandma had a pecker, she'd be grandpa, but that isn't happening either
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(165)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
You know your principal is a hard ass when she only allows you to take one bathroom break during class a week. "The card reads: 'I am missing a super learning opportunity because I need a tinkle.'"
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(147)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Former NBA star Yao Ming shines a spotlight on poaching, wishes people would quit shooting tranquilizers at him while screaming "YETI"
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(22)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists say that a constant humming noise that plagues Seattle residents is caused by fish either looking for a mate or continually singing about how it's better down where it's wetter under the sea
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(47)
 
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Bedbugs 1 Bookworms 0
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(40)
 
(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
FBI rolling out $1 billion facial recognition system. Sleep tight
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(154)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kali Ma Kali Ma
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(85)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pushy pimps need to pick up their porn pamphlets as Las Vegas police prepare to prosecute prostitution peddlers' pollution
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(39)
 
(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
News: Man receives ransom note stating "If you want Arturo and his friends, please call this number" Fark: "Arturo and his friends" are pink flamingo lawn ornaments
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(40)
 
(Geekosystem)
 
 
 
Cambodia agrees to deport Pirate Bay founder to Sweden. In unrelated news, Sweden grants $59 million in aid to Cambodia for "causes of democratic development, human rights, education, and climate change." Next up: Ecuador
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(50)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
That attractive woman befriending you on Facebook? She may be a Taliban soldier in disguise, trying to squeeze you for vital information
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(50)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman has 12 babies, gives them all away: "I do it to help other people" (w/pics)
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(86)
 
(KRNN Alaska)
 
 
 
Live from Alaska, it's the Livingston Stapler Company Presents radio show, 2 hours of music hosted by a TFer. LGT stream or look for KRNN on TuneIn.com
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Sat September 08, 2012
(NBC News)
 
 
 
¡San Cristóbal está enojado¡ Apaciguar a Dios el volcán, insignificantes seres humanos¡
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(67)
 
(My Fox Phoenix)
 
 
 
The 'day drinking' phenomena is getting more popular. Looks like Fark is setting trends now
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(168)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fountain of youths
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Billionaire to the poor: Work more, drink less. Rebuttal: "Getting ahead has as much to do with hard work as the price of oil has to do with whether or not you trim your pubic hair"
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(436)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
World's largest cappuccino: 2,012 litres, required 22 machines, promptly chugged by the brat belonging to the woman ahead of you in the checkout line
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(24)
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
"It looks like someone dipped a pigeon in flour and then pressed it carefully against the glass"
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Google hitman' who threatened customers with rape and murder so his eyewear website would appear higher on search engines sentenced to four years in jail
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(43)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
How many people should a woman sleep with in her lifetime?
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(328)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Author seeks to prove convicted murderer's innocence, that there are 'killer hippies' out there, and that acid is indeed 'groovy'
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(45)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 29-year-old beauty editor: "Adderall is the devil. It ruined my life" (w/pics)
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(168)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stunning black and white images discovered in a grocery box capture the places and faces of '50s Chicago
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(63)
 
(China Daily)
 
 
 
With more Chinese flying, experts call for better passenger behavior on airlines. No punching other passengers, no abusing the stewardess, no all-female melees, no smoking in lavatory, no.... hey wait, keep those melees
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(53)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
What could make smashed potatoes better? Frying them, of course
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(100)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
A real son of a beech has birched the codes of a civilized society and has stolen walnut trees from federal lands. Now he pines away in jail feeling like an ash and wishing he had pecan somebody his own size
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(46)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this toro touch
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(22)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fortune teller sued for fraud can apply for a job as an online psychic
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(30)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Six things that subby does at the office that apparently pisses everyone else off
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(224)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Quick, to the Berlusconi cave
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(19)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Exactly how does one say 'y'all' in Mandarin?
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(117)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Microsoft support scam foiled when consumer notices lack of indian accent
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(86)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Neil Armstrong to be buried at sea. Hero tag trumps follow up tag every time for this man
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(99)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Researchers say popular kids are more likely to smoke, poke
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(35)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
13-year-old finds her man on the Internet, steals her brother's car, her mom's ATM card and drives 800 miles. Fark: He's a 12-year-old boy whom she met while playing Xbox
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(123)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Good news: Toll road between Austin and San Antonio will have the nation's highest posted speed limit of 85 mph. Bad news: All major roads leading out of Texas are still only 55 mph
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(78)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Government watchdogs outraged by Japanese town's plan to spend $1.92 million on 200-year-old pine tree killed by tsunami, $0 on residents left homeless by tsunami
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(26)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Prince Harry returns to Afghanistan to show them what he's got
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(50)
 
(Diva Asia)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga's infamous meat gown is currently on display in Washington D.C. right between a fox fur worn by Billie Holiday and boots sported by Patti Smith
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(31)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Archbishop blames split on insufficient homosexual action
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(43)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Two hot girls and some cold beer. What more could a fella ask for?
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(68)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
World's oldest Ford headed to auction. Surely some Star Wars fanboy will snap Harrison up in a heartbeat
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(42)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Honeybees are being wiped out by: A) Global Warming; B) Bee Parasites; C) being sprayed by idiotic city workers who mistake them for wasps
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(85)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Prosecutor on the OJ Simpson murder case claims that Johnnie Cochran tampered with the infamous glove to make it not fit so the jury would acquit
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(138)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this eye on the ball
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(31)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Philly Fark party: Victory Brewpub, September 8th, 8:00 PM. Who's interested?
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(409)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
C'mon, what woman is going to go out on a date with an Amtrak worker and let them drive?
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(5)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Who wears short shorts? We wear short shorts. They're such short shorts. Shut up f------ biatch
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(66)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother cat brings whole new meaning to raising kittens -- 20 feet up an oak tree in an abandoned owl box. Caturday? Ya rly
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(727)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Why is Vladimir Putin such a badass? He likes to reflect publicly about the benefits of group sex
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(45)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Let's see if we can cram nine teens into a VW Golf. Hey, let's go get pizza
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(27)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cop fired for writing tickets for dead people to fill a quota that doesn't exist
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(32)
 
(KREM Spokane)
 
 
 
Don't list "outsmarting the cops" and "the rush of outsmarting them all" among your interests on Facebook, especially if you're going to be caught on video brazenly stealing $200,000 in merchandise from area stores
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(16)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
A small example of what women have to deal with (Not safe for work language)
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(505)
 
(Shanghai Daily)
 
 
 
Problem: Foxconn doesn't have enough workers to finish the iPhone 5 on schedule. Solution: Get a few colleges to "suspend" classes for a couple of months and bus their students in for mandatory "internships" on the assembly line
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(142)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drunk airline passenger steals other passengers' food, demands crew put some farking music on
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(14)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Macy's congratulates their 92-year-old employee with letter of commendation, flowers, 15% off all purchases for one day only with new Macy's credit card (w/video)
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(19)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Thank you for your interest in a career with the Aryan Brotherhood. Please fill out Form 12 and forward along with a copy of your resume. FBI certification required, experience with drug dealing, kidnapping, and killing a plus
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(14)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Having never watched any sci-fi or horror movies while growing up, scientists are about to drill deep down below a frozen Antarctic lake looking for forgotten life forms
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(43)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Second photo of Emily Dickinson found. She appears small, like the wren, and her hair is bold, like the chestnut bur
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(43)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Warning -- HEDGEHOGS CAN KILL YOU
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(54)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Noted economist Lindsay Lohan tweets to Obama that even privileged millionaires like herself deserve tax cuts
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(110)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
River mysteriously turns blood red; no word yet on frogs, lice, flies, boils
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(34)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Court rules that 1st amendment protects tattoos as freedom of expression and it's not the governments place to keep people from doing stupid things to their bodies, unless it's smoking or drinking soda
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(43)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
I'm getting a chance to briefly shake Obama's hand after a speech in a couple days. I'll have 3-4 seconds to say anything I want to him. What should I say/do? LGN, and I'm not going to do anything that gets me tackled by the Secret Service
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(293)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ohio teen crawled through a river of shait and came out clean on the other side
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(57)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Millionaire US businessman spends fortune into improving idyllic English village he lives in but locals want to get rid of him for the greater good. The greater good
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(104)
 


Fri September 07, 2012
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Germany's real crisis: Oktoberfest beer shortage looms. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(43)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
This week's Mugshot Roundup features boozers and bruisers, bad hair and ..........him again?
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(83)
 
(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
First they came for yourcaque, and I didn't speak out
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(33)
 
(Global Post)
 
 
 
The Pulitzer Prize in photojournalism looks like an easy call this year (Not safe for work: combat photos)
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(118)
 
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Community rallies to save nuns' sausage fest
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(34)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man catching a cat nap outside of Kathmandu
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(18)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Apparently, stealing erotic sentences from 50 Shades of Grey and texting them to teenage girls hasn't gotten old for teachers in Polk County
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(84)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
While looking for lions at animal park, couple picks up unusual hitch-hiker in the form of a 16-foot python
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(16)
 
(Adult Swim)
 
Video
 
Robot Chicken presents: The DC Comics special. League of Doom REPRESENT (sponsored link)
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(117)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Judge to woman who was sexually assaulted by cop at bar, after letting him off lightly, "If you wouldn't have been there that night, none of this would have happened to you"
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(427)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
FBI probing Facebook event scheduled for Littleton, Colorado--home of Columbine High--where "180 people had been invited to the 'KILLING SPREE,' and 37 had responded that they were coming
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(73)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
"Make it Nasty" mansion pool party shuts down neighborhood when 1,500 show up
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(64)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scotland's games industry 'adds no value' according to study, citing lack of international appeal for region's sheep dating simulations
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(28)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man withdraws money from ATM, calls police to report money stolen. Man quickly learns ATMs have security cameras
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(33)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this addled actor
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(42)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
NewsFlash
 
Roger Goodell heard to scream "VILMAAAAA" as arbitration panel turns over suspensions of "Bountygate" players
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(389)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Is it Friday? Y/N Did you read any of the stories this week? Y/N Do you think you'll do well on the quiz? N/N
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(50)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland police stymied in attempt to catch hipster bank robber, release his photo to public. Do you know this man? Have you seen him at a CD release party lately?
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(65)
 
(Politicker)
 
 
 
I fought the AP and the AP won: "Hope" poster designer from 2008 election gets two years probation for Associated Press copyright infringement
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(108)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Woman accused of teaching her cockatoo to swear at neighbor
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(65)
 
(Westword)
 
 
 
Bizarre court document blames the Aurora theater shooting on the Illuminati
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(131)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Bottom trawlers: Apparently the Politics tab is not the only thing they're farking up
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(102)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: 'Butt-smuggling' a direct result of government profiteering from tobacco
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(104)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
You can't really blame Israel for being so adamant the US foot the bill for destroying suspected Iranian nuclear research facilities. Subby wouldn't want to pay a thirteen figure bill either. Especially when it's not a fix to the problem
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(215)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Couple decides best place to hide the gun is in the stroller with the baby. With 'Mom rode side-saddle on a motorcycle' mugshot hair
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(67)
 
(Debka Files)
 
 
 
In A.D. 2012. War was beginning
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(208)
 
(This is Croydon)
 
 
 
Basketball player on burglary charge claimed he had Olympic call-up to avoid court date
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(10)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flooded out old guy
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(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby otters...I can't even finish because D'awww
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(72)
 
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
New PA law "Turn around Don't Drown." No word as yet on how soon Time Warp or Electric Slide to remain permitted
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Overcrowding forces NYC students to eat lunch at 9:45 AM, however it will make it easy for them to fit in their other seven meals a day
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Colombia rejects FARC rebels calls for a ceasefire, a "Food" tab, and requests to go back to the pre-2007 site design
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(74)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman shocked, SHOCKED as dead husband's face appears on bedroom wall, even MORE SHOCKED when her dead dog appears in the bathroom (w/pics)
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(135)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Finally an entertainer openly admits the biggest mistake of his career was not making a sex tape
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(49)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
How do you tell your identical quadruplets apart? Hair's the answer (w/video)
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(54)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
Family's 'parked' car used as airport shuttle, clocked up 400 kilometres
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(64)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Millions of contact lens wearers are at risk of getting an eye-devouring amoeba that can turn them blind. Sleep tight
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(97)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Bank robber discovers it's not so easy to break out of a bank
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(14)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Airbus wants to make future airline flights more exciting with catapult takeoffs and steep-dive landings
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(90)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Having problems sleeping could be an early sign of Alzheimer's. Sleep well
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(37)
 
(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
Navy SEAL Matt Bissonnette: "I'll donate *mmmmmmmmmmost* of my book's profits to the Navy SEAL Foundation." Navy SEAL Foundation: "How does, 'STFU, GTFO' hit your ears?"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A Japanese ship has just set a record by drilling more than 6,926 feet beneath the seafloor. The Morlocks are going to be pissed
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(51)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Gabrielle Giffords leads an emotional Pledge of Allegiance at the DNC. Damn, it's dusty in here (w/video)
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Child rescued from UPS drop box. Using a flat rate box from the USPS would have been cheaper, and might have actually made it to its destination
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(44)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
I shot a man in Reno, just because he hit a golf ball through my window
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Inside America's abandoned asylums: Haunting images of the deserted institutions in which thousands suffered horrific ordeals
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(175)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman charged with misdemeanor after running through wet cement, risks becoming hardened criminal
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(17)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Despite their Condom Museum, the town of Condom would like you to know that they do not make condoms. Also, please do not snicker at the name of their Farking River
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Thu September 06, 2012
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's scary MSM story: Calcified brain parasite epidemic
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(48)
 
(SF Weekly)
 
 
 
It's perfectly fine to walk around SF's Castro District naked, but you have to be fully naked. Wear a cock ring, and you're in trouble (Not safe for work)
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(80)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Son of famed sex researcher William H. Masters arrested for waving his Johnson at undercover sheriff's officers
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(22)
 
(My Fox Phoenix)
 
 
 
2,500 foot tall, 20 mile wide haboob envelopes Phoenix metro area
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(116)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pissed ex-girlfriend makes Carrie Underwood's "Before he Cheats" chick look like June Cleaver
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(90)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Restaurateur sets up fake sex site profile to avenge bad review
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(57)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
I'm afraid of SPIDERS
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(124)
 
(Rochester Institute of Tech)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gentleman's gesture
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(33)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Burglar apprehended before he had a chance to use his "hood speed" to get away
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(45)
 
(WAOW Wausau)
 
 
 
When being asked about the whereabouts of a 72 year old man and a 100 year old woman, the answer "they're on a trip" might be a little suspicious. Especially if it's in the course of a Social Security fraud investigation
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(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Will Barack Obama give an even better speech than Bill Clinton, or will he just put Bubba's speech on the JumboTron and bail? How many more states will Mitt Romney concede after tonight? Day 3 of the 2012 DNC discussion thread, right here
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(5116)
 
(With Leather)
 
 
 
American companies could lose $6.5 billion because of fantasy football, according to firm of Donkey Punchers, Cleveland Steamers and 69ers
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(102)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Yes, the Drew Peterson jury really did ask the judge what "unanimous" means
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(95)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
West Seattle residents report return of mysterious hum. Christopher Nolan wanted for questioning
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(42)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
North Carolina redneck arrested yesterday after tweeting "Ima hit president Obama with that Lee Harvey Oswald swag" and "Gotta get this monkey off my chest while he's in town"
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(197)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
No one shall shave Hasan? Skycap? Oh, Skycap--a razor, please
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(92)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Most people know it's not a good career move to moon their bosses shortly before vesting in a multi-million dollar bonus. And then there's this guy
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread. This week's topic: What are your favorite after-work meals? Ones that involve some cooking but nothing that takes hours. Difficulty: no frozen pizzas, Hot Pockets, etc
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cool: kid wins $1,000 in scavenger hunt. Cooler: He donates it to his 2 year old neighbor with leukemia. Totally dusty in here: Local business matches donation, and even Some Guy from Canada chips in
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(40)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Pregnant women, have you ever looked at a sheer rock face and thought "I wish I could climb that"? Well, you're now in luck with this maternity rock-climbing harness
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Did stereotypes evolve like language? Researchers say quick judgements can be useful, even when they are flawed you hoser
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(81)
 
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Losers last night: Giants, DNC
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(136)
 
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Hurricane Isaac forming in Gulf. This is not a repeat of last week...more of a weird follow-up
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(55)
 
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Man shot himself in the face, got hit by a semi and now is sitting in jail having a really bad day
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(23)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Mars' company: "Deep-fried Mars bars are unhealthy"
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(41)
 
(Big 1059)
 
 
 
"Radio Shack Burglars" make off with merchandise valued at $40,000 store, $250 street value
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(37)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
"Police say Turner shook her leg and a Chihuahua fell out"
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(35)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bareback Bavarian
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(27)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Is your job as a district attorney boring? Why not write anonymous letters to the editor about the people and businesses you're prosecuting?
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(9)
 
(ABC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Ex-Cop Drew Peterson found guilty of murder in Illinois. Rob Lowe has begun filming the Lifetime Presents "Drew Peterson, The PMITA Years
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(127)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
When hiring pilots for your airline, please ensure they are, in fact, pilots
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
German designers invent bizarre suspended foot-powered bicycle resembling a sex swing. Mr. Garrison unavailable for comment
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(64)
 
(KFAB Omaha)
 
 
 
Why you shouldn't use a drill to rob a store. Especially if it isn't plugged in
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(12)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Farc offer Colombian government a ceasefire, also to stop greenlighting American Thinker articles ahead of peace talks
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(17)
 
(Mancave Daily)
 
 
 
Four words that shouldn't ever appear in the same article: Disney, Nazis, menstruation, surrealism
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(48)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
The hours stink and the pay is crap. But damn the titles of jobs like ackerman and weirkeeper sound awesome
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(45)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Annoying and bizarre elevator behaviors, surprisingly farting is not on the list
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(127)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Space: the final frontier. These are the whiskeys of the International Space Station
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(34)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Octomom has never heard of Mitt Romney, and would like someone to give her a radio. Ladies and gentlemen: THIS is your undecided swing voter
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(108)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Technology is advancing so fast, gravestones are now interactive
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(36)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Family finds $80M in gold coins in grandfather's safety deposit box. US Government: "Woah, not so fast there." *YOINK*
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(207)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"What are you in for?" "Rape. You?" "Cursing at a YMCA. How about you?" "I stole a toilet"
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(42)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
More cases of syphilis found in LA porn industry, your mom
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(123)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Welcome to your nightmare. Real-life Ernie and Bert
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(50)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Police on Green Lake Naked Man : "We don't believe he has any weapons, especially considering the temperature of the water" Sadly, there is no Shrinkage tag
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(11)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Surely Airplane is the funniest movie of all time
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(371)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Hello, Canadian Broadcasting Corporation - Doug speaking", "Yeah - would you believe Mike Hunt can squeeze into 300 sq ft? lolz"
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(31)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Remember that lady who got stung by a scorpion and was charged $80K for the antivenom? Due to public shaming of the hospital, the hospital is "going to review the pricing of the medicine and work with her to adjust the cost"
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(248)
 
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
If you ever drop a hand grenade in an ammo dump, forget it man. You're gone
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(40)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Miami cop charged with being a perv, having an unpronounceable first name
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(33)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
This is exactly why you never mock a man over his new neck tattoo when he's wielding a stolen meat cleaver
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(37)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine woman uses two "bug bombs" in her basement without turning off any pilot lights. The good news is that her home is now bug free
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(54)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
"Like I tell all my friends, once I get the third of my skull back, I'll have my brain back"
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(30)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Kimberly-Clark wants you to know that there may be metal in your tampons
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(137)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Dear Consumerist: KFC's chicken pot pies are disgusting, so I demand coupons for free KFC chicken pot pies
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(146)
 
(Capital Gazette)
 
 
 
"I attempted to take (the money), but the exchange was not successful. Therefore nothing was stolen," said the woman who wanted to steal $1,300 from a program to feed hungry kids to pay her electric bill
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(47)
 
(WSPA)
 
 
 
No matter how much you insist, cops in South Carolina won't accept the "cocaine is legal tender" excuse
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(18)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Tom Brokaw rushed to hospital in wake of Clinton's speech
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(75)
 
(National Enquirer)
 
 
 
Queen asks Prince Harry to take DNA test and prove he's actually her grandson
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(172)
 
(SF Weekly)
 
 
 
Whatcha do, see, is put all your valuables in a bag and bring them to me so I can get rid of the ghosts. Also maybe put a sandwich in there. The ghosts missed lunch
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(18)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Man rescues woman by pounding beaver with hard pole
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(46)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop these gust gaugers
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(19)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
"It was like a war zone"
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(44)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Bob?
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(59)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
What are you in here for? Rape. What are you in here for? Murder. What are you in here for? Cursing in front of children at a YMCA after a woman gave me some shiat
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(74)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Judge praises the courage of a) 12-year-old rape victim b) Witness to mob shooting c) A burglar
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(59)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Okay, so not ALL Hummer drivers are douche-bags
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(117)
 
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Nothing says Fark like butt dialing 9-1-1 when you are drunk driving
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(9)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Poor grammer can effect you're career
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(151)
 
(Coos Bay World)
 
 
 
News: 31-year-old's 47-year-old mother's 19-year-old husband and 70-year-old ex-husband shot dead by 31-year-old's 43-year-old husband. FARK: They all lived together
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(90)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Paging Mr Darwin. Mr Charles Darwin, please pick up the white courtesy phone
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(67)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ben & Jerry's sues over "Ben & Cherry's" series of pornographic films based on ice cream flavors. "Boston Cream Thigh," `'New York Fat & Chunky" and "Peanut Butter D-Cup" all sound delicious. Come up with more flavors to help them out
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(135)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Smoking hot mum, cute daughter about to go head-to-head in International beauty pageant (w/pics)
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(130)
 
(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Man arrested for calling 911 twice to say that his dreams were happening in the real world; rumors that the arresting officer's name was 'Agent Smith' still unconfirmed
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(37)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Woman attacks her husband with a knitting needle and scissors. Seams to me it's a good thing he didn't need stitches at the end of this yarn. If you think differently, feel free to comment in the thread. Macrame
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(18)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Dude, I'd kill for some Cheetos right about now
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(28)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin's newest publicity stunt will feature him flying in a motorized hang glider with a flock of rare Siberian cranes. After that he'll water ski over a trapped shark off the California coast
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(50)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
"Show Me Your Papers" provision of Arizona's controversial immigration law is perfectly legal after all
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(190)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Normal: Sleeping naked in the hot weather. Florida: on a table at Sonic
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(23)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
"HAPPY TO SIT ON YOUR FACE" billboard raises eyebrows
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(70)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pssst. Wanna buy a newt?
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(51)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 383: "Skylines 2: I Know She's Out There Somewhere". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 05, 2012
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Private security contractors process 65% more passengers, three times better at finding contraband than TSA, cost less - "federalize/professionalize," indeed
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(143)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Weird: Sex Toys Stolen. Weirder: Victim Had Photos Of Them
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(56)
 
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Twenty-six-year-old hottie charged for the SECOND time for stripping naked and parading around on top of the ice park. Anyone have a problem with that?
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(138)
 
(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lady and her lawn mower
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(25)
 
(Some Political Guy)
 
 
 
Will Bill Clinton score more than the Dallas Cowboys? Will Barney Frank use a teleprompter, or will he keep his place using a bent-over page? Will we mock names like Fluke, Nutter, and Hickenlooper? It's your Democratic Convention thread, night 2
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(4111)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Lincoln's widow to face insanity hearing. This is not a repeat from 1875
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(48)
 
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Tax court rejects Geithner/TurboTax defense
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(133)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Privately-owned islands claimed by both China and Taiwan may have just been purchased by the Japanese government. That should fix everything
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(107)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meet Peter Magic, who wins stuffed toys at carnivals for kids. Not to be confused with Magic Mike who does something similar for the kids mothers
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(85)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: If animals replaced humans in Hollywood
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(39)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Pentagon considering legal action over secrets in "No Easy Day," according to Pentagon spokesman Barbara Streisand
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(171)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Taking a page from Apple's playbook, shoe designer trademarks red shoes, wins in court
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(182)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Sorry, I am a Christian and I did not mean to plant marijuana on church property....I just wanted to get high on Jesus"
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(100)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
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(168)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man swallows $13,000, 1.5 carat diamond at Sri Lankan exhibition: If it wasn't a blood diamond to begin with, it probably is one now
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(52)
 
(Philly Burbs)
 
 
 
Hey, gramps, is that $68 worth of packaged meats in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
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(41)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
10 (not entirely batsh*t crazy) famous musicians you'd be surprised to learn are probably voting for Mitt Romney
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(369)
 
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Finally--all of the prestige you've come to expect, without any of the expense (sponsored link)
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(51)
 
(Dumbass Daily)
 
 
 
Naked man, woman arrested for re-enacting famous scene from Grease where hot dog jumps into the bun
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(53)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Israel waits on President Barack Obama to take a tough public position on Iran's nuclear program - and waits and waits and waits some more
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(209)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
FBI reports they have successfully destroyed all evidence of being hacked
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(54)
 
(Mega 949)
 
 
 
Taco Bell trying to reinvent breakfast, 17 teaspoons of sugar at a time
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(120)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
So it's the day after the first day of the Democratic National Convention. What does that mean? UNLEASH THE FACT CHECKERS
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(447)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Sorry, ma'am, but your son can't board this plane, he might be a security risk. I mean, look at him, he's got this weird expression on his face and looks like...oh, Down Syndrome? Hm, never heard of it. Still sounds too risky. Have a nice day
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(376)
 
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Henry Herx, 30 year film critic for the Catholic church, dies at age 79. Millions of Christians thank him for enjoying their viewing selection of three movies
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(63)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Vote for America's best restroom. Unfortunately, the men's room at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport is not an option
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(76)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you work in an environment where you regularly inhale exhaust fumes from diesel engines, the good news is that you can take up smoking and it's not really going to matter
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(44)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
For those of you who never click on the Politics tab, you probably missed the world's most hilarious "OMG, I'm on television" moment in history last night
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(133)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
NY to decide if shaking your money maker should be exempt from shakedowns by the states money taker
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(43)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
'Wait, those aren't sunflowers?' Farmer starts accidental cannabis plantation
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(58)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
After a beheading, a suicide, and two throat-slashings, police in New Jersey think the local PCP might be tainted with something. Subby suspects there's PCP in it
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(151)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fellow with his find
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(23)
 
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Women in bars get pregnancy pep talks. Vending machine condom sales go through the roof
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(73)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
"Socking it to the puppets of reviewerland." An excellent article, five stars out of five, would read again
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(50)
 
(Your Health)
 
 
 
Research reveals the more obese you are, the harder it is to get pregnant. Especially without any flour
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(96)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Doctor who graduated from Hollywood Upstairs Medical College prescribes a drug used to treat prostate cancer to an 18-year-old after the teen asks the doctor to cure his homosexuality
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(97)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
"I'm on medication and I stole some eyelashes"
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(8)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
I said, everyone take a Valium
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(127)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Commander of Naval Special Warfare Command tells Navy SEALS to shut the hell up. "For an Elite Force that should be humble and disciplined for life, we are certainly not appearing to be so"
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(317)
 
(My Fox Detroit)
 
 
 
Witness who shot spree shooter at Detroit party cruise terminal wakes up to find three of her family's cars on fire. And you thought 'Come back to Detroit, we missed you the first time' was just a funny t-shirt (w/video)
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(83)
 
(OC Weekly)
 
 
 
If you've been awaiting the 1st issue of "Orange County Whore" your ship has come in (NSFW images on page)
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(46)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Parents of 14-week-old twins hand out bags of candy and ear plugs along with a preemptive apology note to passengers on airplane
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(126)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Swedish team hunts for the Battlestar Galactica in Lake Nammajaure (with pic & video)
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The perfect gift for your favorite basement dweller
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(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
3M Post-It deal fails to stick
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(12)
 
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Teenagers attempt fake arrest scheme to steal Yu-Gi-Oh cards from Walmart, but store manager activates trap card in time to win the duel (w/video)
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(26)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
♪♫ Pants in your town. Pants in your town. You're looking mighty silly with a building shaped like pants in your town. ♫♪
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(31)
 
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about, so here is a car parked on a guy wire. Simplicity factor: woman driver (w/photos)
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(38)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Family First NZ Forgot to re-register their domain name. How fabulous
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(70)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Researchers say results should be interpreted with caution... oh fark that, OMG TEFLON CAUSES HEART ATTACKS
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(69)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 26-year-old mum, 4-year-old daughter triumph at the Miss Glitz Sparkle 2012 (w/pics)
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(135)
 


Tue September 04, 2012
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Eighteen-year-old Lake City man to police: 'The devil' tried to use his body to rape 13-year-old girl
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(120)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Unable to find any lemonade stands to shut down, city officials in Phoenix order a woman to stop giving away bottles of water to thirsty people
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(75)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Eighty two year old woman charged with multiple burglaries. Facing a life sentence of five years in jail
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(17)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
I lost a book that I was about 20 pages away from finishing. Please fill me in on what happens in the end
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(411)
 
(Jim Romenesko)
 
 
 
People Magazine publishes a picture of Neil Armstrong with his moon rover on the Apollo 11 mission
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(95)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Scorpion sting? We've got a treatment for that. $100 in Mexico. $40,000 in Arizona
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(187)
 
(CBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
PQ government elected in Quebec. Everyone take a valium
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(306)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The mobile stripper pole is the one accessory that makes an Escalade EXT useful
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(32)
 
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Naturally occuring melatonin may be harmful to kids, say docs who need to write enough sleeping pill prescriptions to buy that new boat
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(91)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Car club members shut down Atlanta interstate during middle of the day to do doughnuts in tribute to friend who died in a car wreck. Official: "I have seen and done some stupid things in my life, that's a whole other realm of stupid." (w/ video)
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(91)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Before proposing to girlfriend, man fakes his own death to show her how much he means to her...you should date around a little more dude
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(33)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these girls in a spooky park
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(30)
 
(Some Political Guy)
 
 
 
Will they run on merit, or attack the opposition? Will Michelle wear Coldwater Creek or high-end designer? Will we goof on it all? You betcha. It's your opening night Democratic National Convention discussion thread. LGT schedule
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(3307)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Maryland Officer: "I only beat that kid down because that teen attacked me, and I had to fire my gun in self defense." Investigators: "OK, let's take a look at this surveillance tape of the scene." Officer: "Aw, crap"
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(374)
 
(The Town Talk)
 
 
 
Yeah, 911? There's a clown with a knife on my property
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(54)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Recent thefts may be the work of thieves
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(30)
 
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Price is Right spays or neuters Bob Barker's invitation to the show's 40th anniversary episode
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(94)
 
(Mansfield News Journal)
 
 
 
Longtime TFer EviLincoln has an art exhibition opening this week. LGT interview with him
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(235)
 
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
From the man who brought you the flamethrower glove, the wrist mounted crossbow and the rotary saw blade crossbow, I present the homemade Gauss Rifle
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(127)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bribes aren't tax deductible? What is this, Russia?
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(30)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Come at me and Photoshop this
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(31)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
New research discovers difference in visual acuity between men and women: men have greater sensitivity to fine detail and rapid movements, and women can see everything you ever did wrong
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(128)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obama releases video of himself consorting with notorious drug users
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(207)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Summer is almost over, and you know what that means. Yes, California is on fire again
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(51)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
High speed naked sex games in a Ferrari allegedly killed the...why waste more words
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(84)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Two teens attempt to carjack a vehicle, but fail because neither can drive a manual transmission. SHIFTLESS PUNKS
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(220)
 
(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Found this alien invading a branch on a tree in my backyard, should I smash it? Apparently this alien breathes hornets
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(222)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle police officers open fire on 'prolific vehicle prowler' and miss repeatedly, raising concerns over use of force, lack of marksmanship
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(68)
 
(1055 Online)
 
 
 
Hey, what's this beeping box with flags and a parachute? And why is it in my driveway?
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(61)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Three armed punks burst into Internet cafe and find their plans thwarted by the security guard's quick draw, cool demeanor, accurate aim, and huge brass balls (w/ video badass-ness)
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(211)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
How come we can put a man on the moon, but can't make a tire that land crabs can't puncture?
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(94)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Recordings of Ringo's first band discovered in the basement, right where the Billboard charts said they were
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(101)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bear "epidemic" in the west. Stephen Colbert warned us about this, but we all just laughed at him. Well, who's laughing now Colorado, Montana, Wyoming?
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(153)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this camper confiscation
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(25)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Maybe the Angry Birds are on to something: "...so far the most significant levee damage has come from wild hogs"
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(61)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Secret Service recovers Biden's truck full of paddleballs
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(60)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Vets are seeing more and more cases of dogs eating late-summer mushrooms before freaking out and vomiting and crapping all over themselves. Sounds like a typical Dave Matthews Band concert
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nothing adds that small town feeling to a live television weather story better than a naked Arkansas man casually walking out of the woods (w/video)
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(69)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Best Korea could actually become a better Korea if new leader Kim Jong Eun continues with his hints of reform
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(116)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
News: Egypt's women are harassed sexually in epidemic scales. WTF: Egyptian men say a woman who wore a tight niqab was up for it
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(272)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Scientists track killer whales by using A: GPS devices B: Satellite imagery or C: Poop sniffing dog
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(18)
 
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Introducing the dumbest blonde in the whole entire universe
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(122)
 
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
"The teenagers reportedly hosted parties in the house during which they consumed alcoholic beverages, charged her credit card for thousands of shekels, abused her dog and defecated in her washing machine"
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(65)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
You might be a redneck if you call police to report your son stole your banjo and a double-link bracelet with a turtle, heart, bear, and Tigger and Pooh charms
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(17)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Miami's Cocaine Queen gunned down in Medellin butcher shop
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(180)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Biggest. Cheeseburger. EVER (w/pic)
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(77)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
This stuffing blows
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(17)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
RIP: Donald Pepin. A man who witnessed the first U.S. shots of WWII -- an hour before the invasion of Pearl Harbor
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(98)
 
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Teacher shows up drunk for first day of school. Can you blame her?
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(86)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Endangered sea turtle lays six eggs at Florida hospital, and by endangered they mean "the hospital bill will probably kill it"
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(20)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
If you've ever dreamt of having perfume made from the sweat of Swedish glass-blowers, your dream has come true
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(27)
 


Mon September 03, 2012
(Bangkok Post)
 
 
 
Red Bull may give you wings, but it does not give you immunity
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(52)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Madea goes to jail in the Labor Day edition of the Mugshot Roundup
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(121)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dog on that water buffalo
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(31)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Sometimes catching a burglar is as easy as just ringing the door bell
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(32)
 
(ABC Local)
 
NewsFlash
 
Michael Clarke Duncan has walked the Green Mile
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(510)
 
(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
City: "Hey you know that guest cottage that we told you was a legal rental back in 1976? Yeah...about that"
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(112)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Israel begins spraying Palestinians with disgusting goo that smells like "a chunk of rotting corpse from a stagnant sewer, placing it in a blender and spraying the filthy liquid in your face." Yay allies
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(452)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Red Sox owner and GM fly to Seattle for the Red Sox/Mariners series, which may signal that Bobby Valentine will be fired. UPDATE: John Henry says Bobby Valentine is safe for the season
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(77)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this costumed chick in the can
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(28)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Everyone, paint your bedroom purple, IMMEDIATELY
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(149)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Boys sexually assaulted by women often overlooked, high-fived
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(128)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While not sure if Todd Akin's (R-epulsive) rules of conception applied, rape victim instead shoots rapist multiple times in the crotch, stabs him in the gut, and then cuts off his head and leaves it in the village square
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(253)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Thirty-year-old hottie has £3.5k eyebrow transplant after 'over-plucking' as a teen (w/before and after pics)
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(109)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The era of cheap food is over. Maybe biofuels weren't such a great idea after all
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(254)
 
(This is Croydon)
 
 
 
Jealous wife of London commuter demands answers after a YouTube clip of another woman snuggling up to her husband on Tube train goes viral
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(55)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Drunk, nude, and performing sex acts with liquor bottles is no way to go through life girl
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(192)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
"A white limousine screeches to a halt and a bride, resplendent in frothy gown and veil, is hauled outside by her abductors"
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(25)
 
(Daily Bhaskar)
 
 
 
Over 300 busted in porn party at a hotel. "Semi nude women were seen dancing to English music and others were throwing the currency notes at them"
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(61)
 
(Stylist)
 
 
 
"I wrote Lace in the days when most men thought the clitoris was a Greek hotel"
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(47)
 
(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
Swimming, canoeing, carving, and hunting - Canada's shameful treatment of German POWs in WW II
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Prince rappells 800 feet down a building, makes everyone pancakes
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(40)
 
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
The girl wasn't able to clearly identify any suspects because she was dressed as a bobcat
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(36)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Put down that leaf blower and back away from the weapon"
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(31)
 
(CBS Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Study says men who pay prostitutes for sex are really looking for true love, want to buy the cow instead of just enjoying free milk
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(127)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Frat house booted over hazing cases, sleeping with Dean Wormer's wife
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(122)
 
(NOAA)
 
 
 
Kirk wears a red shirt
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(75)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Bullying is helping to make the world a more beautiful place. Quite frankly, you could use a little work yourself
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(77)
 
(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Kind of unbelievable that Isaac could cause this kind of destruction to this kind of tree, given the obvious extensive massive root system (photo)
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(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this captivating DJ
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(37)
 
(Entertainmentwise)
 
 
 
Literally just inventing things for women to be self conscious about, Eva Longoria will help solve the crippling problem of women who don't like eating steak while men are around
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(249)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A little something from every fark thread. Karaoke, spoiled crotchfuit, Chinese food, meat cleavers, drunk parents and a blood bath. Oddly though, no Chuck E. Cheese
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(48)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Are we addicted to discounts? Probably
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(66)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Problem: You win $100k on a gameshow before your divorce is finalised. Solution: Blow the lot before the show airs and she finds out
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(127)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
In news that only may come as a surprise to Fark's favorite criminals, having large tattoos such as "Most Wanted" on your forearm or an unsolved murder scene on your chest, well, that may help the authorities a little
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(54)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Having never visited New York City, MTA officials decide to banish garbage cans from subway stations to help keep them cleaner
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(105)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Police arrested two 12 year-olds and a 13 year-old for trying to rob a Burger King drive-thru with a pellet gun at 12:30 AM, though they demanded food, not cash
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(46)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cops recovered two handguns, 26 magazines, 10,537 rounds of ammunition, 32 machetes, 60 knives, 16 air pistols, an air rifle, seven tasers, eight brass knuckles, nine batons and 10 handcuffs, upon executing a search warrant
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