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Sun August 19, 2012
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(CNN)
 
 
 
People meet up at Walmart to fight, four get shot. Is this getting to be the new thing?
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(103)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Proof that the youth of today is dumber than ever: 23-year-old films himself randomly firing his guns out his car window as he drives around town and posts the video on Facebook and YouTube
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(208)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Your cat wants steak...I mean, your cat is crazy
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(96)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
He was a good man; a kind man, and he had many headlines greenlit for approval at Fark.com
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(74)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop these jungle gym'ers
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(18)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Whoooooooooores
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(106)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Father of the year lets 14 year old son drive while he's intoxicated. Did I mention that the son has a BAC of over twice the legal limit?
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japanese invade nearby island. This is not a repeat from 1931
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(142)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Actual headline: BBC apologises for forecasting sunshine
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(32)
 
(News Leader)
 
 
 
Local citizen concerned with deterioration of his former high school creates a fund. Instead of hiring teachers or updating textbooks, principal puts money toward repainting the gym
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(76)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Top Cardinal in Scotland gives the Scottish government the silent treatment over gay marriage. Escalation of hostilities includes the dirty look, followed by threats to return home to mother
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(63)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Julian Assange speaks on Ecuadorian Embassy's balcony, requesting that the Obama administration stop its "Wikileaks Witch-Hunt" and set Pfc. Bradley Manning free. Also requested: his own unicorn and time machine
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(486)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
70 years ago today, 5,000 Canadian soldiers took part in the raid of Dieppe, France, in what many call a precursor to the Normandy invasion
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(141)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Alabama man doesn't understand why some people have a problem with him burying his dead wife in the front yard by the porch like she wanted
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(137)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop these jammin' geriatrics
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(14)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Japan's last Ninja? Not according to basements all over the planet he's not
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(90)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
FYI to US Airways: Coast Guard members are part of the US military, so please waive their baggage fees
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(206)
 
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Bull and cow get loose in North Las Vegas two weeks after the chimpanzees escaped and two years after the white tiger went over the wall. Subby declares Jumanji
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(14)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Tropical wave near Africa may develop into a hurricane. HURRY BOY IT'S WAITING THERE FOR YOU
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(116)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tech tools ease parental worry over their teen drivers. Common sense and good parenting not available for comment
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(53)
 
(Animal Tracks)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass sloth bear cub plays with family like it's a dog. No, not a pit bull
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(32)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
New "flameless cremation" machine uses hot potassium hydroxide under pressure to reduce remains to a fine, white powder. Pretty basic, really
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(87)
 
(Failure Magazine)
 
 
 
There's Viagra, and then there's "Himalayan Viagra," which sells for up to $800 an ounce and is created "when spores infect, kill, and mummify a caterpillar, and the fungus grows out of the head of its host"
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(67)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Ford unveils Shelby Cobra with a monster 850-horsepower engine. Difficulty: There's only one available
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(150)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Parents fear new palm scanners in school cafeteria will lead to the Mark of the Beast
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(171)
 
(Walla Walla Union-Bulletin)
 
 
 
Glacier National Park prepares for public contest to choose a new name. Difficulty: Can't mention glaciers
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(232)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bob
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(60)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How are the lawyers from the Big Tobacco suits planning to eke out a living, now that they're picked those smoking corpses clean? By going after Big Food
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(155)
 
(Cryptomundo)
 
 
 
Man who says he killed Bigfoot passes polygraph exam. Polygraph examiner believes him. Nessie goes into witness protection program
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(85)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Playboy playmate Colleen Shannon likes positivity, supportiveness, and smuggling boyfriends across the Canadian border. Her dislikes include negativity, bad kissers, and being charged with bringing in and harboring aliens
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(47)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Whether it's oppositional defiant disorder (ODD), or intermittent explosive disorder (IED), doctors are having to make up names to explain why your child is a brat
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(170)
 
(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
If you allow your child to go face-first down a slide at the park or let your child ride the subway alone, you are now being called a free range parent
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(109)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
If you took an Atlantic City fire truck during an elevator rescue call, the police would like a word with you
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(10)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
NBC asks with a straight face, "Could you go 10 weeks without lying?"
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(100)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop Winston in Westminster
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(13)
 
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Instead of accepting a misdemeanor ticket for possessing a joint, man swallows it when a cop approaches. Which is considered tampering with evidence. Which is a felony
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(73)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
It's come to this: A group of gun enthusiasts crash an event where the public is voluntarily turning in their firearms. "One-hundred fifty for the revolver sir. It's not too late"
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(181)
 
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
Man claiming to be Jim Morrison's son is sentenced to 10 years for robbery. People are strange
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(29)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oracle forced to admit paying bloggers to influence media coverage. They really should have seen this coming
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(43)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Czech police check Breivik-inspired massacre plot
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(9)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Not news: People thank a soldier who lost a leg in Afghanistan for his service. News: By giving him a free house. Fark: Kid Rock
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(96)
 
(The State)
 
 
 
There isn't any problem with your order at the McDonald's Drive-Thru that can be resolved by going inside with a gun
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(31)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Dating in the 21st century means people who don't text immediately after the first date really aren't that into you
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(86)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
When negotiating with a prostitute in a restaurant, remember to use your inside voice
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(51)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
That high-pitched squeal you heard from the southeast was the sound of a record number of young women being accepted into sororities at the University of Alabama
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(58)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sandy the 20-pound bunny has been granted a pardon by the town of North Haven, Connecticut and will be allowed to hop out the rest of her life at home
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(28)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The biggest concern along the border is: A) Human smugglers? B) Drug smugglers? C) Food smugglers?
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(23)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Extremely rich man who has a stunning wife and high position just sees it as another day rescuing a 16 year old girl from drowning
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(96)
 
(Dvice)
 
 
 
Want to stop armpit sweating for a month? Now you can use microwaves to do just that. After all, what could go wrong?
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(76)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The legend lives on from the Dakota on down / Of the boom town they called 'Williston' / The town, it is said, never cleans up a worker / Until a teen brought a shower truck to the town
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(70)
 


Sat August 18, 2012
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Nightmare fuel. Pure, unadulterated nightmare fuel
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(269)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The world's deepest swimming pool which descends 113 feet and contains a whopping 660,500 gallons of water
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(103)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this eccentric performance
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(17)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you thought that force feeding autistic children hot sauce soaked crayons is not an acceptable therapy method, you might want to revise your educational philosophy. Then again, this is Florida
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(119)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
An assistant attorney general who used state computers to create a blog calling a university student "a radical homosexual activist, racist, elitist and liar" has been given 4.5 million reasons why he shouldn't have done that
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(139)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Senseless tragedy strikes on North Carolina interstate
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(47)
 
(Jacksonville Journal-Courier)
 
 
 
The type of sandwich? A club, no doubt
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(31)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Law of Unintended Consequences at work again
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(68)
 
(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Pork Porn. Still waiting for a Food tag
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(30)
 
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
"There was a dramatic boat rescue near the Golden Gate Bridge on Friday and a dog that was rescued is being called the smartest one on the boat"
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(35)
 
(Al Arabiya)
 
 
 
Saudi cleric declares buying Twitter followers is sinful, still no fatwa against FourSquare
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(12)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Come for the delicious biscuits. Leave in handcuffs after assaulting your server. For doing her job
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(91)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
And this is how the war between Earthlings and Martians started
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(36)
 
(TPNN)
 
 
 
Is that a sausage in your pants or.. oh, it is. You're under arrest
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(11)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Man who left dog stranded on a mountain faces charges
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(163)
 
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
"1 - 7 - 3 - 4 - 6 - 7 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 4 - 7 - 6 - Charlie - 3 - 2 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 7 - 7 - 7 - 6 - 4 - 3 - Tango - 7 - 3 - 2 - Victor - 7 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 7 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 7 - 3 - 2 - 4 - 7 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 7 - 6 - 4 - 3 - 7 - 6 - Lock"
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(75)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In nomine Putinus et Spiritūs Sancti
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(63)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
The South is a kinder, more genteel place where even the burglars take the time to exercise good manners
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(47)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Amelia Earhart's plane wreckage, Braille machine, believed found on ocean floor
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(100)
 
(ATK Feed)
 
 
 
You like beer. You like ice cream. Why choose?
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(28)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Plane carrying Philippines interior secretary crashes near Masbate Bay. You read that wrong
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(26)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Surgeon placed on probation after nearly passing out during a procedure and subsequently blowing a .079. Lightweight
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(38)
 
(Dorset Echo)
 
 
 
Cops catch drunks letting down car tyres, drive them to supermarket to buy a pump to undo their work. Well played
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(60)
 
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
No need to hit the dining car for pepper anymore, some crazed guy in Burbank will give it to you right in the station
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(9)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sleep and sheep
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(22)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Best. Name. Ever
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(73)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
There is no need to fear the apocalypse
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(211)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Ever wonder which country has the highest and lowest gas prices? Well, now you will know. Check out where your country is on the list and then complain or brag away
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(203)
 
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Moralistic anti-Burning Man crusader suddenly remembers he's a judge and can do anything he wants
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(258)
 
(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
When the sign on the bridge says 11' 6" clearance and your truck is 12' tall... Well, the back of the truck says it all
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(83)
 
(WLNS Lansing)
 
 
 
Remember the swine flu a few years ago? Well, it's out of rehab and started it's comeback tour at the Washtenaw County Fair in Michigan
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(34)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Experts ponder over whether this current era should be called a 'mancession' or a 'momcession.' And these experts are University of Washington sociology grad students
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(46)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Many people know of the Tuskeegee Airmen, the Buffalo Soldiers, and the Golden 13. But not many people have heard of the Montford Point Marines, who just received Congressional Gold Medals
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(68)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
I see your Caturday cuteness and raise you some sea turtles hatching from a record number of nests
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(25)
 
(Some Insane Lizard)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Every network seems to have a cop show about someone with a helpful mental illness or "quirk". Photoshop a show utilizing a character with a "quirk" we haven't seen yet
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fulfilling everyone's expectations: Canadian town reeling from a spree of drive-by marshmallow attacks. Lack of bullets to blame
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(23)
 
(Perth Now)
 
 
 
Stolen milk tanker in two-hour high speed chase. Two men arrested and 22,000 litres of butter recovered
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(26)
 
(Algemeiner)
 
 
 
Once thought to be extinct, Sand Cats make a return to Israel with the birth of kittens. Includes instant diabeetus inducing video, just in time for Caturday
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(1183)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Eye patches, T-shirts, silly grins and facial hurts. It's this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(57)
 
(Minnesota Public Radio)
 
 
 
Osama bin Laden believed hiding outside St. Paul, Minnesota. For $325, you can join Navy SEALs to hunt him down and kill him
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(46)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Think your job sucks? Ready to take on new challenges? These guys might be interested in swapping professions
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(67)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Twin Cities Fark Party? In my peanut butter? There's a whole 'nother word for that
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(382)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Genetics Expert: The future will be sexless
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(163)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Afghani Ministry of Truth reveals new schoolbooks: The USSR never invaded, the US never invaded, the Taliban never existed, we have always been at war with Eastasia
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(90)
 
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Creepy: A man installs cameras under your trailer to videotape you using the bathroom. Creepier: You catch him when you see his face in your airduct. Creepiest: He's been staying there for two days with food, beverages... and tissues
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(55)
 
(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)
 
 
 
Butthole tattoo girl gives an interview, and unsurprisingly, she is as crazy as bag of crazed weasels that's just been appointed professor of crazy at UC Berkeley (some content Not safe for work)
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(352)
 
(Mongabay)
 
 
 
Newly discovered "velociraptor spider" is so distinctive, biologists have created a new taxonomic family for it. In other news, the spelunking tourism industry in Oregon has reported a 47% drop in business in the last week
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(125)
 


Fri August 17, 2012
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
We will not be intimidated by terrorists. Okay, maybe we will
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(48)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Released from jail in the middle of the night with no way to get home, why not steal a municipal golf cart and abandon it near your front yard, 10 miles away
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(24)
 
(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
When the ball bounces in front of your vehicle do you A) Slow down for the child chasing the ball. B) Slow down for the knife wielding man chasing the child. C) Rescue the child from the knife wielding man. D) All of the above
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sometimes a chick is so smoking hot that you just cannot wait. You simply must do her right there, in broad daylight, in the public swimming pool
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(109)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Congratulations, Mississippi. For the sixth year in a row, you are the fattest state in the US. Waddle on up and claim your prize
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(103)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Man breaks into Maryland home, strips to his underwear, cooks chicken pot pie and washes it down with a boatload of crazy
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(30)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Man whose mugshot in no way suggests he is super high arrested for vandalizing police car
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(27)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
White people fully support the NYPD stopping and frisking every minority in the city
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(261)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dammit Bobby
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(151)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop these rover rooters
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(17)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Because The Little Mermaid was just too plain and ordinary the way she was, a Venezuelan plastic surgeon gives her the old nip/tuck/legs/boobs/collagen lips in a new ad campaign
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(142)
 
(Augusta Chronicle)
 
 
 
Naked, drunk and surrounded by monkeys is no way to go through life, son
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(61)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Was manufacturing evidence to win his client the trial wrong? Should he not have done that?
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(49)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Worldwide shark attacks broken down by by country. And Florida
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(49)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
He was done
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(74)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this art administrator
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(27)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Every Friday, Fark tests its readers with a difficult weird news quiz that challenges their memory and lets them see any stories they may have missed. This, dear readers, is that quiz
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(51)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Here's how to know you have West Nile virus. With pic of what two private planes might look like
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(90)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You might have a bad day at work, but getting a bar through your skull? That is a whole different type of bad
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(48)
 
(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Child molester free from jail indefinitely due to: (a) mistrial. (b) overcrowded jail. (c) medical treatment that he never bothered to take care of until suddenly locked up
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(75)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Northern Ireland man finds novel new way to disable police cars
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(49)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Air France pilot speaking. We've run out of fuel, and we don't have an account here. Please take out your wallets, our flight attendants will be around shortly to take up a collection"
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(86)
 
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Man settles lawsuit after proving to court that the only thing worse than being shot with pepper balls is being shot with pepper balls while naked (warning: pic is sorta graphic)
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(69)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Deer Consumerist: The TV I done bought from Costco 6 years ago is broke. Why ain't it covered by there 90-day return policy? If they ain't gonna refund me, can they at least send me to that Disney place like what's in them pitchers?
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(374)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
This year, the Secret Service won't let President Obama go on the bumper cars at the Iowa State Fair
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(145)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man arrested after spending two months in a fruitless search for the "M4K9" section of Craigslist
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(109)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Air freshener does not cover the smell of weed
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(94)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
In 1990, Space shuttle Atlantis carried a human skull for use in radiation experiments. If you know astronauts, you don't need to be told that hilarity ensued. (Scroll to footnote)
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Never take a Cosmo quiz about ex-lovers with your wife
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're waiting for a prescription at Rite Aid and two customers get into an argument and exchange gunfire?
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Police admit that sidewalk chalk is not illegal, still on lookout for felony lemonade stands
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Guilty of one count of "hooliganism" and one count of "accessory to hooliganism"
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(113)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Mother of six gave up Amish life for professional rodeo. Well of course she did
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(42)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
CDC urges baby boomers to get tested for Hepatitis C, as they would have had the most contact with Pamela Anderson
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(36)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Family wins $80K after funeral workers lose control of runaway casket winds up crashing and ejecting grandma's corpse
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(104)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good job, here's your kitty
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(41)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Wandering goats mystify NY police. "no goats had been reported missing"
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(25)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Not news: Beauty college expels entire student class. News: After students were caught trimming pubic hair. Fark: The teachers required the pubic hair trimming
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(48)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
EBay to ban the sale of spells, curses and hexes. In other news, people still use eBay
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(79)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Atlanta symphony to local high school chorus: All right stop. Collaborate and listen, you're too white, white, baby, vanilla white, white, baby
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(113)
 
(Herald News)
 
 
 
Just a reminder: Your GPS ankle bracelet tracks your every move, even during that recent home break-in
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(38)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Curiosity is beaming photos back from Mars, put on your tinfoil hats and photoshop the images NASA doesn't want you to see
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(94)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
The Social Security Administration explains why they need 174,000 hollow-point bullets
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(180)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Get me the police--someone stole my will to live and replaced it with nausea and a banging headache
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(11)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Hot TV newslady successfully sues Hustler for publishing a naughty photo of her in a wet t-shirt contest that it found on the Internet. Now no one will ever again search the Internet for naughty photos of her
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
There is now a rival to the McDonald's hot coffee case -- the Dallas Cowboys hot buttocks case
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(217)
 
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Kayaker catches six-foot thresher shark off swimming beach, then throws him back in. With terrifying photo that will make you think twice about ever going into the ocean again
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Heroin is a killer. Anthrax-laced heroin is a killest
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(54)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Roller Derby girls hold running of the bulls fundraiser where they chase people down the street armed with wiffleball bats, helmets with horns, and of course, rollerskates.(pic)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Not news: Small town mayor supports local food bank. Fark: By looting two supermarkets and redistributing food to the poor
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(222)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police, noticing that drivers are slowing down to take pictures of a horrific crash, quickly set up a camera to capture the rubberneckers and then release their pictures to publicly shame them
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(102)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Horny dolphin dives on top of girl after jumping out of his pool (w/ video)
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(87)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Restaurant offers 5% discount to anyone who hands over their cell phone prior to being seated
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(258)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cool: 8 strangers rescue miracle dog from a Colorado mountaintop. Not so cool: She was abandoned by her owner during a snow storm and he didn't bother to go back and look for her
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(87)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Cool: 100-year-old shipwreck found. Sad: Was sailed on a doomed expedition to the Antarctic. Weird: It was found off the coast of GREENLAND
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(61)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
When you're a small time politician running for state office, you'll do whatever it takes to get a vote: kiss babies, stump at chicken dinners, canvass every neighborhood, and perform CPR as needed
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(39)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Mental case unleashes pit bull mix at bride during her wedding reception. And punched her in the head with brass knuckles. No word on who caught the bouquet
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Unluckiest man in Britain may want to think twice the next time he lets someone go in front of him on the lottery line (Not safe for work pic in sidebar)
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Thu August 16, 2012
(ABC)
 
 
 
Non-verbal teen with autism was told not to use iPad during takeoff until the pilot stepped in and overruled the flight attendant. "Forcing her to turn it off akin to handcuffing a deaf person's hands to their chair" said her aide
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(281)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The ever-widening gap between the rich and the super-rich
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(165)
 
(Tuscaloosa News)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Walter White wanted for manufacturing meth"
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(103)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In an effort to see if even God facepalms, Pat Robertson says sexually abused children shouldn't be adopted lest they grew up to be "weird"
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(291)
 
(Consumer Product Safety)
 
 
 
Machetes recalled due to laceration hazard
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(48)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
My husband wants sex eight times a day and I'm exhausted
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(191)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Eleven-year-old celiac sufferer in Ohio given two choices by the über tolerant Catholic Church; eat poison or burn in hell
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(188)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Yeah, this guy looks like he would beat up his father
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(26)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Sixty-one-year-old woman to man attempting sexual contact: "I'm old and fat. You don't want me"
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(44)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this smiling snake handler
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
70-year-old climber spends week stuck in crevasse on Austrian mountain before being pulled out alive. Rescuers found him after they heard muffled shouts to stay off lawn
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(38)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
PROTIP: If you're a college professor, and you're gonna make a joke about Sideshow Bob, double-check that none of your students had a parent killed in the massacre
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(190)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Toronto's oldest porn theatre to convert to art-house theatre. "We're coming up with a really detailed sterilization process"
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The last Marine donkey dies in retirement. "He was a great little donkey"
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(70)
 
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
"Why would anyone want to go to a Carlos Mencia restaurant? The recipes are just going to be stolen and not as good as the originals"
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(72)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you have ever wanted to destroy a hotel room like a coked up celebrity but don't have the budget for it, I would like to humbly direct your attention to this
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(35)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
This house features an updated kitchen, granite counter tops and... oh yeah... this is the corner where Jeffrey Dahmer murdered his first victim. So, are you ready to make an offer?
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(96)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Senator Rand Paul tweets the not-at-all-batshiat-insane conspiracy theory that Obama is arming the National Weather Service
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(284)
 
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
It looks more like Robin Gibb from the Bee Gees
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(71)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The latest crime wave to blight communities up and down the UK? People painting mailboxes gold
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(36)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
VP selection typically causes a temporary four-point bounce in the polls for a candidate. Unless your selection is Paul Ryan
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(194)
 
(Boobies)
 
 
 
Pakistan assures US defense secretary that their nuclear assets are safe behind a robust command and control system, while simultaneously blinking morse code to say "oh god please help they have my family"
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(33)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Boy learns the wisdom of that old Confucian saying, "Don't stick your farking head in the space between two stone pillars or the locals will laugh as the authorities try and extricate your head." Well, it's shorter in Chinese
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(39)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
The answer is: One more thing you don't want to contract. "What is 'toxic megacolon,' Alex?"
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(79)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Coffee shop bans 'talking about annoying hipster topics'
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(126)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Burglars make off with thirty rare and valuable accordions, medals and applause from neighbors
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(21)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this paddling pilgrimage
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(25)
 
(Montgomery Police Reporter)
 
 
 
A couple of young attractive drunk ladies go "Yay me" crazy, which apparently involves urinating in the back of a police car (with loads of pics)
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(63)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The next time you smell alcohol on your pilot's breath, remember that he's just being "innovative"
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(21)
 
(CF News 13)
 
 
 
14-year-old Florida kid who took dad's car for a joyride into a lake is so grounded
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(51)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
I think my dog is a communist. How can I tell?
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(124)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police aren't sure why stabbing victim wanted to end friendship with the PCP-smoking weirdo that stabbed her to death
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(14)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Joe Biden's staff now trying to edit media pool reports about the Joe Biden Experience
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(68)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Blood Diamonds. New hotness: Blood Phones
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(53)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Behold the Power of Oatmeal - Elon Musk pledges support for Tesla Museum project
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(79)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
One room at the Hard Rock: $250. Gambling money: $1000. Locking your child in a casino hotel room so you can party on your birthday. Priceless
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(74)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Pretend millionaire sentenced to real prison
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The driver barely missed the moose. But not the bear
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(25)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cops storm into a New York bar and dump all the booze down the drain, only to later find out they raided the wrong bar. Elliot Ness weeps
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(65)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
CDC reports oral sex amongst US teens has tipped. No, wait a minute, that's dipped. Well of course they have to dip
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(43)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Problem: smoking hot Olympic gold medallist wants to hold street party but official permission and admin will take weeks. Solution: local authorities invoke the 1847 Town Police Clauses Act, which permits "thronging on the highway"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
When you rescue an 86-year-old nun and her two pals from drowning in her car during a flash flood, you just know you're going someplace special. Bonus: Pals names were Joseph and Mary
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(32)
 
(My Fox Houston)
 
 
 
Enough with the anti-gun links Fark. How about posting one where an armed online gun store owner helps nab carjackers?
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(173)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
WWII military training video shows just how hard it is to derail a train. Hint: Removing several feet of track doesn't work
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(101)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Well, apart from health care, transportation, scientific research, the social safety net, and the economy, what has the Stimulus done for us?
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(163)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Former Internet sex crimes investigator arrested for... wait for it....sexually assaulting a minor...and we're not done yet... it's his second offense... still going... this year
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(33)
 
(Trebuchet Magazine)
 
 
 
Walnuts proved to increase sperm count. Brace for 'How Full is Your Nutsack?' headlines
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(25)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
This might shock you, Wall St bankers who stole/lost $1 billion from their clients will likely not face criminal charges. After all, it's only a crime to steal if you're not rich
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(117)
 
(Big 1059)
 
 
 
TSA releases list of items confiscated. "To be clear, TSA notes the chastity belt was just detected, not confiscated, as they are not banned"
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(42)
 
(Capital New York)
 
 
 
"What the gun control movement can learn from gay rights." Besides how to avoid being shot in the face
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(185)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Soldier accused of stealing buttock from statue of Saddam has charges dropped following a half-assed prosecution
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(19)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Drew must be reviewing links this morning - so here is one about BEER
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(25)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
The comment submit buttons are different. Unless I hit "preview", my statements just fly straight in without a second "pause to reflect" - and I'm spontaneously belligerent
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(252)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Virginia bakery uses the good old "right to refuse service to anyone" as they tell Joe Biden to take a hike for his running-mate's "you didn't build that" comment
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(852)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mole inside the L.A. federal courthouse busted for selling information about Armenian Power group. Amazingly, the name Kardashian not involved
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(26)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Another day, another 2 morons with guns. This time holding target practice in a residential backyard. What could go wrong? Oh, that
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CNN says it's way too early to say if LGBT volunteer's carrying Chick-Fil-a bag and automatic weapon into conservative group's headquarters is politically motivated
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(368)
 
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Miami a city well know for its asses, both literally and figuratively, welcomes a rare Somali Wild Ass to it's zoo. With ugly(wild)ass picture of course
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(34)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
While it didn't seem possible, Kansas is getting crazier by the day
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(155)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
You know you've been living in a trailer park for too long when you start confusing people with mobile homes
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(21)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
A better question is "When are drone killings not Illegal?"
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(232)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
When a deputy pulls you over and asks if you have drugs in your car, your best response is: A) Ask to speak to a laywer B) Say nothing at all C) "I wish I could say 'no.'"
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(37)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
What urban street performers can teach us about orangutans. It's not as racist as it sounds
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(14)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cat scan
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(15)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Ecuador has granted asylum to WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange
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(704)
 
(EITB)
 
 
 
Ukraine's moral police report SpongeBob SquarePants is gay. And they ain't talking about his sunny disposition. Same report claims Teletubbies are 'losers'
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(74)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This is what happens when the Odd Couple own the Corner Deli
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(138)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Two gorilla brothers who have been separated for three years recognize each other and joyfully embrace when they're reunited. Is it just me or are these bananas really dusty?
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(45)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Prosecutors drop drug charges against doctor because the 400,000 documents and 2 terabytes of data are taking up too much space in their offices. No, seriously
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(92)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For a whopping $10 a day, bored jury gets to witness fuzzy cellphone video of hot teacher having orgy with five male victims. Next time, you better serve
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(152)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Model sues Volvo, Hertz, and Ford because car ad inviting readers to "spend a night with a Swedish model of your choice" makes her look like a cheap Escort
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(65)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
When your 4 year old daughter is hit by a motorcycle, how can your day get any worse? When the off duty cop riding that was riding the bike shoots you
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(447)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
I know this is going to come as a shock, but it's possible that Scientology's completely unscientific and woo-based drug treatment program, Narconon, might just be killing people
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(125)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
82-year-old man spending the day at the river wearing only a G-string accused of exposing himself to a 14-year-old girl. Grandpa?
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Decapitated man and woman found in sewer pipe near Detroit. Additional bodies found when sewer line was shut down to do repairs
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(98)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Apparently, some companies are just now realizing interns are stupid
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(113)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 380: "Reflections 4: On Reflection...". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(121)
 


Wed August 15, 2012
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old girl builds lemonade stand to combat human slavery, Country Time
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(49)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
If you stole an 800 pound beer canning machine from a local craft brewery, police in Davenport, IA would like a word with you
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(56)
 
(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
It says 10 items or less, biatch
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(167)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Men steal 500 canaries with a street value of $15,000 from a home. In other news, someone in Florida had at least 500 canaries at home
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(59)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Don't you hate when you finish your shopping and you get that nagging feeling you forgot something at the store. What was it? What was it? WHAT FARK DID I FORGET?
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(93)
 
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
A 4 year investigation by the FBI concerning possible wrongdoing by Jerry Lewis proves inconclusive. Lewis responded by stating, "The proben laven with the hurting and the earmarking things. Hey laaaaady"
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(50)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Jerky judge reinstates Fark's all-time favorite hot-for-teacher's probation just because we all miss her from the headlines so much. Sigh Debbie, we got it bad we got it bad we got it bad
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(49)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
And now for your "awwwww" moment of the day: Newborn ugly-assed flamingo takes its first awkward steps at the Bronx Zoo
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(14)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man in Ireland charged in Pitt bomb. I didn't know the director of Moneyball was from Ireland
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The more you know: It takes eight months for frozen elephant sperm to clear French customs
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(31)
 
(The Oatmeal)
 
 
 
The Oatmeal is at it again, This time the results could be....electrifying
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(194)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this game of "Ring Around the Oval Office"
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(34)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
No need to take that long trip to "Maury", the mobile DNA testing van brings the baby-momma drama straight to you
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(45)
 
(Santa Monica Daily Press)
 
 
 
Unexplained aches and pains? It's probably because of wi-fi parking meters. You should sue the city. For $1.7 billion. Plus $1.7 million a month. It's only fair considering the trauma you've been through
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(129)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Israel begins to Cheney-ize a war with Iran: "It will last a month and only kill 500 Israelis"
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(413)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Spiritualist who believed life is determined by nature killed by lightning bolt while kayaking
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(63)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Dalmatian adopts abandoned lamb with dalmatian markings
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(21)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
A few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/5 - 8/11
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(2)
 
(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Hail To The King, Baby
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(299)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
If in 3000 years the future civilization could look back at one youtube video, which would you want them to see?
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(357)
 
(Blackpool Gazette)
 
 
 
Hitler Crazy Golf. I repeat: Hitler Crazy Golf
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(48)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
It turns out the ax-wielding pirate running around town wasn't on a homicidal killing spree. He was simply taking part in a children's treasure hunt
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(17)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Oh yeah, I plug stolen Apple devices into the internet all the time. The company doesn't care about reuniting customers with stolen stuff so I'm in the cl... hang on, there's someone at the door
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(121)
 
(Philly Burbs)
 
 
 
Man says he stole pot from police evidence because "that bud smelled so good"
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(90)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
In honor of Air Force Week: Air Force specialist demonstrates the delicate art of midair refueling with an F-15 fighter at 25,000 feet
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(71)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop these perturbed Peruvians
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(20)
 
(Journal Times)
 
 
 
The prosecution would like to proceed, however, it seems all three witnesses have moved and failed to leave a forwarding address
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(17)
 
(Deadline Live)
 
 
 
If you think Sheriff Joe Arpaio is awesome, this one pulls over speeders in a tank
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(82)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Scientists drink the most coffee
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(88)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bogus Twitter account falsely reports Margaret Thatcher dead, NBC's Community worth watching
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(55)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Good news, in a few years Johnson & Johnson products will no longer give your baby cancer
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(17)
 
(Consumer Product Safety)
 
 
 
Attention morons: Bumbo will give you a free seat belt so that you can feel safe in ignoring the warning labels and common sense that dictate that you not leave your baby unattended on a countertop
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
World famous 'pregnant man' files for divorce from his wife. Judge: Wait, are you even allowed to be married?
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(125)
 
(WHAM Rochester)
 
 
 
Man left partially blind after taking foul ball to the face, grateful he won't have to see the Cleveland Indians anymore
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(27)
 
(Wired)
 
NewsFlash
 
US Air Force's X-51A Waverider Mach 5 test missile goes kablooey. Which can only mean one thing: Iran is years ahead of the US in photoshop expertise
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(165)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Police: Shooter outside of Family Research Council is in custody, no motive has been established. Fox: Shooter was clearly upset at FRC's conservative stances
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(398)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In Romney's defense, he probably meant to order a jelly doughnut
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(106)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Chicago is on a record-setting pace to pass 500 homicides this year. Unfortunately, none of these shootings are affiliated with comic books or religion so nobody reports on them
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Woman falls down 15 foot shaft while showering. They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother... / SHUT YOUR MOUTH / I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft. / THEN WE CAN DIG IT
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(BGR)
 
 
 
$100 apps, bibles and big-budget RPGs: The strange nature of Nigerian mobile app market
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(19)
 
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
One-man Fark party files public notice calling for permission to smoke as much weed as he wants, announcing his run for President and to give notice of his birthday orgy in a teepee. "Feel free to invite a friend or two"
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
North Carolina video rental store owner publicly shames everyone who has skipped out on a late fee. The real story here, though, is that there is still a video rental store in North Carolina
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
In Florida, it's called an Ebony Shower
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(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maine congresswoman: "Buy our lobsters, please They are real cheap, and our economy depends on it. Buy some, will ya"
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(88)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada, only 2% of the population denies climate change. Probably hard to deny when your igloo melts
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(264)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
"The moral of this story is don't buy a television in a dark alleyway"
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(23)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Man blames his wife after their two children are removed from the most disgusting home you'll ever see. "Every time I try to clean it, she gets angry at me"
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(230)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Gay marriage opponent seen on viral video burning a Cheerios box on General Mills lawn gets the death penalty
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(225)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
You know the financial meltdown has really hit hard globally when terrorists are downsizing from Car Bombs to Bicycle Bombs in Afghanistan
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(32)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
High speed videography reveals the mystery of the wet-dog shake. Still no cure for the wet-dog smell
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(74)
 
(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
Woman unable to fill gaping Butte hole
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(85)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Sparks man accidently shoots self in the butt in movie theater, apologizes and leaves
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(170)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
"The arrest report didn't describe the nature of the woman's attire, or why it would provoke an argument"
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(28)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York gets new smartphone app to report crimes, since calling 911 was much too difficult to remember
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(67)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Screw you guys, we're forming our own Christian Brotherhood
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(76)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
What is it with homeless people and Florida gazebos this summer?
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(44)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
What's the first reaction of the National Reconnaissance Office deputy director, an Air Force major general, upon learning she had four whistleblowers reporting illegal activity? "I would like to find them and fire them"
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(132)
 
(York Dispatch)
 
 
 
Starting this month, schools will be forced to waste hundreds of pounds of vegetables every day by involuntarily putting them on plates for kids who won't eat them
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(184)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Woodburn priest arrested for child sex abuse apparently chased the boy down the street in his underwear, tried to get the boy's rescuers to give him back
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(150)
 
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Michigan Farkers, the Westboro Baptist Church plans to picket the funeral of Spc. Kyle McClain in Rochester Hills, MI tomorrow, 8/16. LGT counter-protest Facebook page
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(60)
 
(The Aquarian)
 
 
 
For people who find that sciencey stuff confusing, here's NASA's Mars mission dumbed down so even your internet friends can understand it. "What It Do: Mars, biatches"
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(32)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Scrabble cheat booted out of US national championships for smuggling in two blank tiles. What a DOUCH_B_G
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(74)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Washington Post proves that, despite what mean ol' John Stewart says about them, the media can be serious about the issues: "How could a fitness buff with 6 to 8 percent body fat wear a suit that looked two sizes too big?"
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(88)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
FDA slams Hershey's for making claims that their Hershey's Syrup Plus Calcium has health benefits. And yes, people actually believed what the label said
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(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill Gates hopes to do for toilets what he has done for computers. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(163)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not news: Cantaloupes recalled. News: Recall expanded to include honeydew melons. Fark: The honeydew melons involved in this recall expansion do not bear any identifying stickers but were packed in shipping cases labeled melons. Got it?
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(30)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flying black bat
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(19)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Twenty-nine-year-old hottie: "Cage fighting nearly killed me and my baby" (w/pics)
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(91)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Another reason to hate Facebook
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(98)
 
(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Tampons or a tattoo; these are the types of budgetary decisions an 18-year-old mother must make. Since this has the Florida tag, you can probably guess what happens
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(71)
 
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Meet the two rocket surgeons who tried to break into a mixed martial arts gym ... while it was still occupied (with mugshot goodness)
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(42)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not content with being Bubba's new girlfriend, Jerry Sandusky is writing a new book in prison. Title suggestions to the right
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(157)
 
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are 35 fish over the legal limit it's not a good idea to brag about it on a fishing blog and then try to defend yourself by saying you deserved to keep that many because you usually throw them back
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Toronto is so afraid of a lawsuit over topless discrimination that they have started issuing permits to topless groups before they even apply for them
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Fisker Karma hybrid car self-immolates while its owner gets groceries, no word yet on what it was protesting
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(52)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorists freak out over National Weather Service order for 46,000 rounds of hollowpoint ammo
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(187)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Yet another school district decides that it is in their best interest to waste a boat load of money losing a court battle. This time they want to keep religious songs in music class because it isn't really praying if you're singing
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
After being caught reading behind the wheel, while driving on the expressway, Toronto's mayor apologized wholeheartedly. Just kidding, he said: "I'm busy" [with dumbass photo]
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We may have some tough cigarette laws, but Australia is flat-out banning logos on cigarette packs (some images are graphic)
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(181)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
And the most embarrassing place to live in Britain is... Sh*tterton
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Connecticut Light & Power has reimbursed a woman almost $10,500 after it billed her for 25 years for the electricity used to power streetlights near her home. No this is not a hoax
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(43)
 
(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Male flying alone and seated next to a minor? Why don't you have a seat right over there instead
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(183)
 
(FOX Charlotte)
 
 
 
Alcoholic sandwiches are now available. A TOAST
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(57)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Antibacterial soap is GOING TO KILL YOU, but not in the way that you think
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(55)
 
(The Day)
 
 
 
Faking your death rarely works. This is doubly true when you're trying to end an affair. Triply true when you're the new commander of a US Navy nuclear attack submarine
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(99)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
In the age-old battle between samurai sword wielding mental patients and Tasers, there can be only one victor
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(52)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
"He admitted photographing his 16-year-old ex-girlfriend in the nude and recording their sexual acts, according to the charges, but claimed he was going to wait until she turned 18 to post anything online"
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Tue August 14, 2012
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New allegation: Sandusky and Penn State friend introduced boys to mile-high-club
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(134)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Leader of anti-Semitic party discovers he is Jewish
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(229)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father of the Year carries and pushes his daughter along with him when he participates in marathons and triathlons
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(69)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
What America thinks of your state, according to Google (interactive map)
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(223)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Since getting a DUI in a car a month ago wasn't good enough, Atlanta man doubles down, gets drunk, and drives a bulldozer around
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(29)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this speedy sandhill crane
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(18)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Half of Americans now have smartphones, still can't get reception
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(106)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Nine fictional beverages you can never drink...but here are recipes that might allow you to replicate a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster or some raktajino
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(126)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: 'Bag of venereal diseases' sends judge dashing for the soap dish
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(58)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The 10 weirdest named shark species: Brownmouth Guitarfish, Tasseled Wobbegong, Flaccid Catshark, Dumb Gulper, Defense Attorney
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(36)
 
(Greek Reporter)
 
 
 
After initially refusing police requests, Facebook now assists in search for missing teen. No word on if they'll also water her crops
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(48)
 
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Not news: Kentucky man gets DUI. News: While driving a tractor. Fark: Deputies realized something was amiss when he ran a stop sign
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(28)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dude, forget about Jesus burnt onto toast or in a tree, we got Jerry Garcia in a horseradish jar. Also, don't bogart that joint my friend
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(21)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Former "Baywatch" star Donna D'Errico fell down a mountain while searching for Noah's Ark. That is all
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(195)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Eating eggs hardens the arteries almost as much as smoking. Beware of second hand yolk
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(146)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Those three New Jersey girls credited with forcing the Commission on Presidential Debates to appoint a woman as moderator? Yeah, about that
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(25)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
OMG ... My husband went to a strip club, and I can't get over it. What should I do??
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(576)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Python loose in Seattle park. Perl tranquilized and recaptured
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(65)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Foreign objects show up in Penn State ice cream. University blames Paterno
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(48)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Police video shows how easy it is to shoot yourself in the head while cuffed in the back seat of a police cruiser. Happens all the time
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(77)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How to eat five meals a day and lose 138 pounds in a year. SPOILER ALERT: Exercise, and make sure the meals are small
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(100)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
America runs on Dunkin' - and occasionally into it
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(26)
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like an old lady driver beaten to an open grocery store parking space ... allegedly
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(30)
 
(Greek Reporter)
 
 
 
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, Superman
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(15)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
United Airlines loses 10-year old girl flying to summer camp. Airline representative to little girl: "we can't help you" ... Airline representative to parents: "Sorry, my shift is ending". Anger ensues
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(162)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Godel Owns Decryption Experts, Laughs
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(52)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
"With you, we can win North Carolina again" Biden told the Virginia crowd
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(258)
 
(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this modern family
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(31)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Oh, I'm being eaten/By a boa constrictor/A boa constrictor/I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor/And I don't like it--one bit/Well, what do you know?/It's nibblin' my toe./Oh, gee/It's up to my knee./Oh my/It gave me Ebola
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(39)
 
(Pisau)
 
 
 
NASA's video of their newest robot landing on Mars was removed from Youtube because another 'bot, this one belonging to Scripps-Howard, claimed copyright on it
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(67)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Corn prices have risen due to there being many ethanol plants, and now ethanol plants are closing because corn prices are high
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(77)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thief arrested for shoplifting after hiding 42in TV under her skirt (with a helpful pic of what a 42in TV may look like)
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(49)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man hops out of his Maserati sports coupe in Times Square in the middle of the night and leaves the engine on. What could possibly go wrong?
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(81)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
With the start of fall semester around the corner, CNN lists what not to bring to a dorm room. Curiously absent from the list: firearms
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(56)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tattooed 25 year old Siberian princess shows that fashions haven't changed much in 2,500 years. No mention if she had "Juicy" written across her butt
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(87)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Zimmerman's attorney will not be using a stand your ground defense. Zimmerman, drink
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(778)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia turns in three cards, moves its bonus armies to Kamchatka
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(66)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Consumerist, my vet won't give me written prescriptions for my dog, but I'm too chickenshiat to find a new vet. Can you help?
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(122)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Well that was convenient
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(33)
 
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Bad: Now that Wisconsin has gotten the wolf numbers to an acceptable level, they would like to kill them. Worse: With only 2,000 permits available, over 10,000 people have already applied
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(312)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Horshack joins Epstein in afterlife detention
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(152)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese man spends eight years building himself bionic hands after DIY accident (well, he was building a bomb to go fishing)
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(42)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
TotalFarker experienced a great loss yesterday...a family member, a friend. DIT
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(366)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Just in time for Shark Week, I give you Cow Week
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(19)
 
(Mega 949)
 
 
 
Texas State Rep. just came out of the closet as a "pan-sexual". You'd hit it, if you knew what it was
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(349)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Mom spanks five-year-old with bag of glass for playing video games. SHATTERED
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(66)
 
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Parachuting onto a highly secure submarine base is okay if you're part of Seal Team 6. If you're just a couple of Joe Schmoes and not only that, one of you is not even a U.S. citizen, it's not going to be a good day
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(98)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
You might find this hard to believe but the mother of the HS student who wanted a "racy" yearbook photo has been arrested for contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Al Cohol?... yeah, he was there
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(71)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Those rascally scamps over at "The Internet" are making funny images of Paul Ryan. How droll
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(321)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
It's official: Scientific study proves women also stare at boobs
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(342)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"Gee, it such a nice day out. Seems like a great day to get my anus tattooed." -- some lucky bastard's future wife (NSFW content)
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(241)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Texas shooter called "crazy as hell" by family members
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
67 years ago today, the US celebrated V-J Day. Be sure to thank Alan Hunter, Nina Blackwood, Mark Goodman, J.J. Jackson and Martha Quinn for their service to our country
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
As it turns out, some Kid coined the term "F-Bomb"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"As the media, couldn't you have made it a discussion about the real issues from the start? Or did a gypsy put a curse on you?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Sleep Apnea is an evolutionary mistake that adversely affects millions of people, just like left-handedness
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Your DOD unicorn project of the week: Mach 6 missile delivery platforms
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
PETA decides to holiday in Cambodia for the first time. With mixed results
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Texas A&M shooter preferred violent video games over working; is this finally the time for reasonable limits on video game violence and background checks on purchasers?
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
When reality resembles a graphic novel: Cops responding to a violent break-in at a church shine their flashlights on the nude body of a muscular man resting calmly on a couch. "When they asked him his name he responded, `Mayhem'"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over: Charlie Sheen has rejoined Twitter after barely a month
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
CDC releases the United States of Obesity map. In related news, Jesusland