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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you're going to serve steak, why not do it in style?
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(163)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
How was the weekend of you? Did you do the fun things? Did you have enjoyment? Tell us about this very much
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(414)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Wikileaks under massive DDoS after revealing "TrapWire," a government spy network that uses ordinary surveillance cameras
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(362)
 
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Not news: Bake sale and yard sale for dying vet so he can see Vietnam memorial. News: Enough money is raised to go. Fark: Enough to go AND pay for his medical bills
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(44)
 
(Some Olympics Guy)
 
 
 
This is your prime time NBC Olympic closing ceremony viewing thread. Unless they want to show a history documentary instead
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this measure of a man
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(11)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Americans arriving at Atlanta's new international terminal are in for "an unconscionably long walk" of a half mile. Meanwhile, foreigners arriving at Atlanta's new international terminal are in for a short walk of a half mile
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(141)
 
(Federal Times)
 
 
 
TSA employee union wants certification test scores eliminated from performance evaluations - probably because TSA employees don't do so well at certifications
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(76)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Powerball jackpot rises to $305 million. What would YOU do with the cash?
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(340)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Wrlds fstst txtr dfnds title
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Bureau of Motor Vehicles: "Suspend this woman's license; she doesn't have auto insurance." "But what if she doesn't own a car? Then we'd look like idiots"
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Auditions being held: must be over six feet tall, bald, hairless and not mind being painted blue; no weirdos please
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(38)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Police officer who falsified radar calibration tests must reimburse city for speeding ticket refunds
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(66)
 
(McDowell News)
 
 
 
Vacationer in New Hampshire hits head, gets amnesia. Walks to home state North Carolina while working odd jobs to pay for food. N.C. police ID him from initials in wedding band
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
9 year old son of late Great White guitarist creates charity to bring music and toys to hospitalized kids. Where did he find the time to make it so dusty in here?
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(31)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
The captain of the USS Porter ended his career in epic fashion in the Strait of Hormuz early this morning (pics)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this vocal Viking
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Recalling all cars, recalling all cars: if you're a cop outfitted with a Chevy Impala you might want to reconsider any high speed chases right now
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(49)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Young, nimble, flexible women in short skirts and halter tops audition to become elite dancers for the .... you've already clicked, haven't you?
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(52)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
It's just another typical Friday night DUI bust in Florida. Drunken mom with 8 kids in car was heading to... a bar
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(21)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Fifteen year old linebacker to man assaulting woman, "Come at ME, bro" (Video)
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(115)
 
(New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Pilot complains to TSA management about his screening. Is he: A) apologized to, B) thanked for his input, or C) assaulted?
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(78)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
HOAs are starting to foreclose on the big banks. Nobody told me this was backwards day
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(119)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
America's most and least livable states. Kentucky sucks
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(135)
 
(Photo District News)
 
 
 
Caption this camera loading
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(34)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fellow Farker heading to Korea in September. Suggestions on places to visit and invitations to hang out to the right ---- If there's enough interest and the ability to be there - we turn it into a Fark Party (Seoul Edition)
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Scientists are trying to breed a frost-hardy bee that can withstand Alaska's harsh winters. What could go wrong?
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(59)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Holding a BB gun to a classmate's head and demanding that 4.7 billion Runescape coins be transferred to your character is no way to go through life, son
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(43)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Super Gonorrhea: The CDC announced that we're down to our last effective antibiotic
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
That is not how you get the red out
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(39)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
For the second time in as many months, chimp runs around pounding on vehicles after escaping from a) zoo, b) research lab, or c) a cage in some random person's backyard in Vegas?
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(33)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYPD kills knife-wielding nut in midtown Manhattan; tourists a) panic, b) hide, c) bust out their cameras. Times readers a) whine, b) armchair-quarterback, c) think the cops should have brought the poor dear some chamomile tea
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(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Woman delays her arrest by faking pregnancy complications, then escapes from the hospital. Does she A) Go on the lam B) Go back home C) Head over to a nearby McDonalds
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(26)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Come to Brooklyn. See the historic brownstone buildings, the new city parks, the flying watermelons
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(39)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this out of breath bicyclist
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(22)
 
(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Monitor lizards making their way to market in violation of Wildlife Act. Something needs to be done about this reptile dysfunction
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(34)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Twelve skydivers escape plane crash
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(52)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
More and more dog owners are spending big bucks on orthodontic braces, cosmetic dental work, root canal fillings, polishes and mouth washes to give their pooches dazzling, no-gap smiles and "kissable breath." Just adopt a kid already
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(Soshiok)
 
 
 
Is there anything sexier than two young women getting in a cat fight over who is prettier and they start throwing meat floss and dried meat at each other?
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(59)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A good boss knows how to develop his employees, coaching them to bring out the best in their abilities, and peeing on their clothes when they don't perform up to expectations
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(28)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
If you're a beer snob, odds are increasing that you'll take it in the can
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(134)
 
(NewsTimes)
 
 
 
Chinese Mitten Crabs? In Mianus? It's more likely than you think
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(38)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Top 5 Unhealthy Theme Park Foods. However, you'll only get my Funnel Cake when you peel it out of my cold dead hands
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(61)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Uganda says ebola is now under controlla
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(57)
 
(KRNN Alaska)
 
 
 
A Very Special Blossom edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents, live radio thread from Alaska, hosted by one TFer and featuring another TFer live in the studio to serenade you with some songs. LGT stream
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
You're riding on a train and have to pee. Do you A) take your backpack with you, B) kindly ask another passenger to watch it for you, or C) claim to have a 10-megaton bomb in the bag so that nobody takes it?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dear Carolyn Hax: My husband of 25 years gets angry when I throw out and delete his porn, and when I withhold sex to punish him. What's wrong with him?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cute 27-year-old mum FURIOUS after being told to "keep her legs shut" (w/pic)
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Sat August 11, 2012
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Want to be a cop? Better not have a tattoo
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(122)
 
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Good: Judge tries to make the judicial system more efficient. Bad: By pre-signing blank warrants
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(90)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop the birds at Bondi Beach
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(36)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Olympics winding down with women's volleyball, some track, and, of course, platform diving. It's your NBC east coast spoiler free highlight show discussion thread. Drink up, it's Saturday night
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(514)
 
(Mens News Daily)
 
 
 
If you live in Oregon the clean air is free, the bright sunshine is free. The rainwater? Not so much
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(139)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
The 13 most disturbing vintage ads for household products. The horror...the horror
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(131)
 
(Patriot Ledger)
 
 
 
After only two years of painting, a 22-year-old local artist has been featured on television and is exhibiting his work at venues south of Boston. Is he A) autistic, B) blind, C) quadriplegic, or D) a horse?
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(43)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The New York Times' F-word problem
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(74)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Incredible photos of heroic mother dog carrying her ten-day-old puppies from a blazing home to safety
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(72)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The United States' earthquake machine has been tested successfully
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(95)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Crazy clock thieves carry off copper clock face. Crazy clock thieves carry off copper clock face. Crazy clock thieves carry off copper clock face
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(48)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
You might be a bad musician if: 1) Your performance is for "personal enjoyment" only 2) You admit neighbors may be tired of your "Cathedral-like" playing 3) Someone breaks into your house and steals your piano keyboard
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(50)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
In our nation's proud tradition of civil disobedience, moms bravely risk arrest to sell lemonade and raw milk
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(81)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this trampolinist trance
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(37)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
British government encourages local officials to reduce speed limit to 20 mph. Deaths and injuries in 20 mph zones rise 24%
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(52)
 
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Already ten shot this weekend in Chicago, leaving us ample time to argue about Detroit, gun control laws, and how we are going to protect the lovely ladies at Madam Kamays Phillipino Palace
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(109)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Can obesity tear the fabric of the space-time continuum completely apart?
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(45)
 
(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
Mayor defuses corruption investigation by marrying star witness against him
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(20)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Fail to feed the meter and you'll get a $31 fine...unless, that is, the meter's broken. Then it's $70,000
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US DOJ files suit against Meridan MS school system and police dept. alleging that having school children arrested and jailed for "dress code violations, flatulence, profanity, and disrespect" might just maybe violate their civil rights
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(120)
 
(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
Today's ready for Fark headline: "Man arrested for beating opossum can sue police"
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(51)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bodyguard reveals how he protected Gu Kailai from kung-fu assassins. It was reportedly really frightening
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(30)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Men are foolish spenders if they're not around women
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(119)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Pumping all the water out of the ground will pump all the water out of the ground. You can't explain that
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(59)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
When your office is in a coffee shop, it can cause a latte problems
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(26)
 
(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Firefighter shot in hand while tracking down attackers of his 52-year-old female neighbor. 3/4 of the suspects get what's coming to them. 4th never liked Chuck E. Cheese
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(51)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Study suggests that cyberbullying isn't as big a problem as the media that preys on your fears for ratings claimed it was
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(64)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bulldog learns 500 painful lessons why it pays to leave a porcupine alone (with equally painful pics)
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(62)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man accused of groping a woman at Wal-Mart tells cops he did it because, "her booty looked so good." This is exactly why we have the right to remain silent
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(93)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mother and son arrested for shoplifting thousands of dollars in toys across all 50 states
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(31)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Volleyball coach arrested for serving lewd photos to 14-year-old player. Where were these teachers when...oh wait, it's a man. Burn him
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(67)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Man arrested for masturbating inside his own home. Right next to the front window. In broad daylight. For days on end
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(83)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In the wake of the Chick-Fil-A brouhaha, CNN asks the important question; "Which foods are gay?"
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(177)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida putting more money into caring for the elderly, promise they'll only buy the name brand dog food from now on instead of the cheaper store brand made of mostly fillers
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(8)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Fishermen claim 'massive' great white shark circled their vessel just off the coast and bit the motor, admit they're going to need a bigger boat
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(25)
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Worldwide donations make sure this 19-year-old dog has its day
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(26)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Golfer John Daly raises awareness of prostate cancer in the best and/or stupidest way ever
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(61)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Okay, it's "official" now. Romney/Ryan. Let the games begin
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(1563)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Nudists are trying to attract a younger crowd, say they're tired of seeing sagging... attendance. At their functions
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(55)
 
(Big Picture)
 
 
 
Photoshop these bare backs
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(17)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
ICP sues FBI. Come for the article, stay for the comments
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(137)
 
(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Woman so intoxicated employees unable to remove her from tanning booth after scheduled session. Behavior like that goes beyond the pale
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Congratulations, Holland, MI. Not only did you shut down that kid's hot dog stand to protect nearby restaurants, but as a bonus, he and his family are now homeless. The restaurants are finally safe from this local menace
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(113)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you want to live longer, you will eat less, and have more sex. Presumably this means if you have sex with your food, you will be immortal
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study: Men prefer women with make-up on, especially your Mom
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(81)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Six adorable 7 week old kittens, who were stuffed into a backpack and abandoned, are rescued just in time to pose for their closeups on Caturday (w/video)
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(822)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Dear Nosy Stranger at the Mall: I can appreciate that you've seen 'Rain Man' six times, but that does not make you an expert on autism. Have you ever gone to a restaurant and had your child lick the floor?
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(102)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
What artists get chicks in the mood? Barry White and Marvin Gaye of course
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(32)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Official Romney Vice-Presidential Speculation Thread: 6am Pacific, 9am Eastern. No spoilers, we want to feel the suspense when Portman kneecaps Ryan with a crowbar on time-delay
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(848)
 
(Northwest News (Seattle))
 
 
 
No human being would stack picnic tables like this
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(45)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
The Department of Veterans Affairs has so much paperwork, it's sinking their buildings
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(29)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Couple is more than willing to open their doors for foster children, but the state won't allow it because their biological daughters aren't fully vaccinated for philosophical reasons, not religious (tag is for the couple)
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(90)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Red light traffic cams in Newark: Some people approve of them. Some people hate them. Some people shoot them
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(36)
 
(Athens Banner Herald)
 
 
 
Ambitious shoplifter loads up cart with 120 bottles of beer, pushes it out of the store and down the road. "I am drunk. I don't know why"
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(14)
 
(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
You know the phrase about "An apple a day keeps the doctor away"? Well these apples will bring one
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(25)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The most popular tourist site in Italy right now is: A) The Coliseum B) The Vatican C) The rocky shore where the wreckage of the luxury cruise liner Costa Concordia is still beached
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(14)
 
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Look like your dad? That's a beatin'
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(29)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Most people who find out they are not HIV-positive view it as good news - they don't run out and get a lawyer." Then again, most people haven't been living under a faulty HIV diagnosis for 5 years
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(49)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Begun, the Bacon Wars have
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(19)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
If you're going to drink on the job, it's best if your job isn't A) Police officer, B)Truck driver, or C) Supervisor at a nuclear power plant
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Even a spider can see that evolution is more than just a theory
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(139)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The dangers of being a public school teacher. Suddenly, uniforms don't seem like a bad idea
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(102)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Police is on the lookout for a serial hugger
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Fri August 10, 2012
(CBS News)
 
 
 
You know all those US warships that Iran keeps telling the United States to keep out of the Gulf of Oman? Well, they just rescued a boat full of imperiled Iranian sailors... again. That's 7 times in 2 years if you're counting
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(130)
 
(Grind TV)
 
 
 
This is what happens when a baby humpback whale wants to say "hi" to boaters. Pic and video
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(70)
 
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Today's naked car chase is brought to you by Sacramento, CA
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(8)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Woman's missing fingers grow back in phantom form
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(120)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man arrested after being found naked on couch inside Manatee County School Board building. Oh, the nude Manatee
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(35)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Shake it like a glass plate negative: Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid kick it outside a pub, and 23 other pictures of drunken Wild West awesomeness
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(81)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Louisiana State Penitentiary uses games to motivate inmates, and not just "Don't Drop the Soap"
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(63)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Who would take a cute little 20-pound bunny away from a 7-year-old girl? North Haven, Connecticut would
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(126)
 
(WFLX West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Long-haired freaky person decides to "clean up the neighborhood" by stealing 57 campaign signs from 18 different candidates. Apparently thought they were blocking the scenery, breaking his mind
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(105)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Time magazine suspends thoughtful, nuanced columnist Fareed Zakaria for thoughtful, nuanced plagiarism
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(96)
 
(Photo District News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this howling human
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(23)
 
(Some Olympics Guy)
 
 
 
Olympics TGIF: Platform diving, men's relay, and FARK YEAH BMX: your spoiler-free NBC east coast replay highlight viewing thread
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(238)
 
(The Incidental Economist)
 
 
 
Myth: Pharmaceutical companies' R&D costs are skyrocketing. Reality: Pharmaceutical companies' revenues are skyrocketing six times faster than their R&D costs
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(153)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Three people go tits up at Alabama topless bar
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(91)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Denny's decides to class up the joint by adding a wedding chapel in their new Las Vegas location
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(60)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Study shows dogs help prevent the common cold. Cats: Meh
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(76)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
One in three women suffer PTSD from childbirth, compared to 50% of men traumatized by hearing their wives scream 'you did this to me, you bastard' over and over
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(168)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Expedition travels to far eastern Russia to collect samples of a mysterious extra-terrestrial substance, inspiration for latest SyFy original movie
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(65)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"Don't put Mountain Dew in baby bottles" and other tips for rural Kentucky moms
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(172)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mini Mini
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(31)
 
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
The key to successful public self-gratification is to find an unlocked car to sleep in afterward
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(28)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
You ever have one of those dreams where you realize you have a big test and you forgot to study and you're totally not ready? Well guess what? It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Top GOP officials are warning party members to be careful during the Republican National Convention, which is taking place in the lap dance capital of the world
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(173)
 
(Your News Now)
 
 
 
Bad luck: driving with your windows down and having bees fly into your truck. Worse luck: so many bees sting you, you lose control of your truck and crash into a house. Fark luck: the same house the bees use for their massive hive
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(149)
 
(Yorkshire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Man burns wife's designer clothes and shoes, just because she went on holiday and married someone else
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(171)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Modern cars are like overly loyal dogs: they keep "protecting" you from rescuers after you've had an accident
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(75)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Which weighs more: 175 pounds of Hindu spiritual leader, or 175 pounds of pure platinum?
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(79)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
What do a handful of pills, a bottle of water and a 14-year-old have in common? They've all been inside this former pastor
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(51)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
The boredom of boozeless business - Psychologists at the University of Illinois find that a couple of drinks makes workers more creative
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(54)
 
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart employee follows shoplifter out of store, runs him down with his car
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(124)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Kid dies of heroin overdose at friend's house. Worst. Sleepover. Ever
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(53)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Rocks the size of Belgium soon to slam into New Zealand
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(79)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Today's Fark recipe: Mix homemade plum brandy with Hungarian truck driver, pour steaming mess on to wrong side of English motorway for three miles. Serve four months in prison
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(20)
 
(AM and PM News)
 
 
 
Today's "Smoking hot blonde teacher busted for sex with student" story comes from Oceanside, CA (With "Oh, Hell YES, you'd hit that" pic)
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(205)
 
(WDSU New Orleans)
 
 
 
Man goes all Dirty Harry when cops arrest him for DUI
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(20)
 
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Amputee shoots another amputee in the back. Unclear if he was standing his ground
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(22)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ mom featured in educational breastfeeding video sues after it starts turning up in non-educational settings
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(65)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Pirate DJ turns himself in. His crime? "Disrupting the soothing sounds of classical radio station 89.7 FM with the unexpected beats of rap music"
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(72)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Possible school shooting prevented by: A. Metal detectors. B. Security cameras. C. The principal and his personal can of whupass
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(76)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Optical Illusion: Young Lady or An Old Hag? Regardless, the Feds think she is a child porn producer
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(64)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Trigger happy Kalamazoo cop that felt naked without his sidearm when he visited Calgary? Turns out, his assailants were offering him free tickets to Stampede. Yahoo
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(105)
 
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Some guys have big balls. Other guys have six-ton balls that will help them survive the apocalypse
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(34)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Death gets a delivery
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(24)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
You can tell the neighborhood in vitro fertilization clinic is top notch when the local high school can boast of eight sets of twins and one set of triplets
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(21)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Virgin Airlines segregating virgins from non-virgins
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(135)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
World's scariest hotel swimming pool is cantilevered over the edge of the 24 story building and has a clear glass bottom
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(146)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll says that 54% of Americans think the TSA is doing an "excellent" or "good" job with airport security, and would very much like their genitals released now, thank you
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(139)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you want to survive climate change, you better start embracing floating homes and underground cities now
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(110)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Daredevil Nik Wallenda risked his life in Atlantic City. He also walked on a tightrope over the beach
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(8)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
I see your Medieval chastity belt, and raise you one Victorian-era anti-masturbation codpiece. "Note the helpful urine colander"
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(40)
 
(Journal Times)
 
 
 
It's difficult to inconspicuously sell marijuana while riding a unicycle
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(18)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Two children throw a temper tantrum over pajamas on a Qantas flight ... did I say children? I meant adults
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(53)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Neil Armstrong recovering after heart bypass surgery. Doctors say he is already up and around and has taken his first small step for a man
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(41)
 
(Someone)
 
 
 
You can lead a horse to water but you'll need a crane to get it out
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(20)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
This terrifyingly realistic snake cake is destined to turn you off snakes and cakes
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(35)
 
(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
The ugliest ass bulldogs dressed in human clothing from 1905 you're going to see today
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(16)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Have you wondered why so many Olympians are biting their medals? It's because they will do anything that the photographers tell them to do apparently. Hmm, this has potential
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(46)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Ronald Poppo recalls attack, face
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(19)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Truck loses control, inadvertently damages nine penis replacements
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(29)
 
(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
Let he who has not bit his girlfriend's face during a drug-infused, LSD-fueled, predawn "hook-up" at a secluded campsite, and then been found naked and covered in feces, cast the first stone
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Bad: Driver freaks out, puts the hammer down, pulls a gun and starts yelling that he's got nothing to live for. Worse: He's your cab driver
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(23)
 
(Posterous)
 
 
 
Girl takes picture. Newspaper publishes picture without permission. Newspaper to girl, "We were too busy to ask for permission. Deal"
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(162)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Son of Sam" killer David Berkowitz wants you kids to know that guns and violence are bad for you. You should listen to this man, he's knowledgeable on the subject
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(54)
 
(Press Gazette (UK))
 
 
 
We are sorry for your loss ...LOL
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(44)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cat crossing
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(38)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Little People of America have tiny problem with midget bowling, believe their complaints about the indignity of the sport should dwarf all else
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(66)
 
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Wounded Maine veteran is mocked at a Best Western in Texas. Is it the best the west can be?
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(172)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Pop quiz: You notice a crew member imperiling the passengers on your ferry. Do you: A) Alert the Captain; B) Subdue the crew member; C) Take a picture of the imperiling in question, wait until the ferry docks and run to the press with the story?
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(141)
 
(KREM Spokane)
 
 
 
Twelve-year-old Washington boy raises $25,000 for World War II veterans by flipping burgers, gets special recognition for his efforts--a hefty fine from the health inspector
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(90)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Justice Dept. won't bring charges against any Goldman Sachs employees for fraud charges related to the mortgage crisis. U.S.A. U.S.A
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(354)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
New study claims that paranoid people should be paranoid, because people are indeed talking about them and conspiring against them. Or maybe that's just what they want you to think
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(34)
 
(WMCTV)
 
 
 
Young woman struggling with unknown disease that causes fingernails to grow from her hair follicles EVERYWHERE
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(124)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Deer pummels old man, old man shoots deer. It's the Minnesota way
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(31)
 
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Rancid meat has never been so affordable
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(39)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Mama bear and three cubs break into cabin, knock back more than 100 cans of beer. What a bunch of Hamms
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(55)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Illegally parked bus driver tries to escape parking ticket, takes out four vehicles and one meter maid, offers nice pose for photographer
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(70)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
"It took police nearly four hours at the scene with robots and X-ray cameras before they determined the cooler was empty"
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(58)
 


Thu August 09, 2012
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Illinois State Fair features first-ever gay rights booth as well as the traditional butter cow
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(54)
 
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Have an illegal-sounding name? That's a 4½ month jailing
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(301)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Huge pot factory discovered on... wait for it... Pot House Lane
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(39)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Former London aide cleared of possession of 'extreme pornography,' with helpful descriptions that prove Subby is getting way, way too jaded
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(133)
 
(Some Olympics Guy)
 
 
 
Japanese and American women with big balls. Men with balls of steel, and nine other events. Yes, lots happened but we didn't see it. It's your NBC east coast spoiler free highlight show viewing thread
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(528)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this posie presentation
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(27)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover new species of human. No not in Florida. Not in Jersey either
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(101)
 
(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)
 
 
 
'Evening, ma'am. I just pulled you over for rolling through that stop sign. License, registration, and tampon, please
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(92)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
I don't know what the hell a Kudu is but one was born in the Houston zoo
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(43)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this leaping monkey
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(30)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Caption Kobe at the Olympic Village
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(111)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
City of LA decides they won't troll citizens by closing swimming pools during heatwave
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(128)
 
(Washington City Paper)
 
 
 
Led Pretzelin
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(37)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Teenagers these days... it's all video games, pornography, and diving into swift rivers to save drowning adults
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(53)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Guest orders 'pillow fort' suite and Winnipeg hotel delivers
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(75)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Stitched together by a Farker, with loving care: here is an exclusive version of Curiosity's self portrait
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(172)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Recently discovered sect sells out and gains mainstream exposure. You've probably never heard of them. I liked them back when they were still underground
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(61)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Unless you want the entire Internet to see the X-ray of you asleep in the fetal position, don't pass out drunk on an airport's baggage belt
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(65)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Cow climbs five floors to escape amorous bull. I think we can all relate on some level
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(55)
 
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Reuters beats a hasty retweet
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(11)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Four times the legal limit, in a ditch, 50 feet from home, with three kids in the car. Almost made it, mom
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(42)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
So just what information do you need to provide on a KKK application, anyway?
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(137)
 
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Fire Dept. Captain resigns after trying to show cadet proper fire hose techniques
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(28)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman exercises her Second Amendment Right by opening fire on an 11-year-old girl who threw a piece of chalk too close to her chicken coop
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(255)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Smile ....OR ELSE
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(81)
 
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Old and busted: extreme piercing. New hotness: turning yourself into a cyborg. No need for empathy tests just yet, though
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(77)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Officer accidentally shot in hand at Police Academy firing range, will catch hell from Hightower
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(32)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Yes sir, Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie. I put that envelope under that garbage
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(71)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, and welcome aboard Fark Airlines. You may now remove your seat belts and enjoy the beauty pageant. Beer will be served shortly
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(28)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington DC man orders flat screen television from Amazon, gets assault rifle instead
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(331)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
OMG that picture is sick why would they...oh, that's his knee. Nevermind
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"When I die, I want my ashes in a bowling ball, and have it in a bag next to my father's ball"
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(36)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Getting drunk, dropping trou, and peeing in front of your neighbors and their six-year-old may not by itself get you on Fark. But going the extra mile and including a mugshot like this... well, that helps your chances considerably
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(35)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Looks like the TSA is coming to your PC. Good thing you're already naked, that makes it easier. But you will have to raise BOTH hands
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(55)
 
(Johnstown Tribune-Democrat)
 
 
 
Road crew paints stripe over dead raccoon. That's a Rocky road (Warning: graphic content in link)
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(42)
 
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Man busted for being drunk while driving a lawn mower tells police the reason he started drinking that day was because he got depressed when he realized the $300 a month he makes from mowing lawns isn't enough. Bonus: Middle Earth mugshot
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(49)
 
(Raven Radio)
 
 
 
Even bears in the woods expect a little privacy
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(10)
 
(Philly Burbs)
 
 
 
Great moments in dumbassery: Man accidentally dials 911 during drug deal
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(13)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
At look at the free-wheeling sexual escapades that come along with life in the Olympic Village. "It starts with, 'What sport do you play?' All of a sudden, you're fist-bumping"
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(143)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
What the Stasi butler saw - East German commies were not only hypocrites, they had terrible table manners too. Hang on - the commies had BUTLERS????
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(53)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
News: Woman accused of running illegal, unlicensed dentist operation. Fark: Out of her mobile home
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(22)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
"The only thing different about what this kangaroo does with us and what a kangaroo does in the wild is that, in the wild, they don't wear shorts and boxing gloves"
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(16)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
If the arachnids ever get on the same page, we're all dead. Here's one living in a woman's ear for 5 days
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(75)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sesame Street is looking for a new Latino character. DEY TUK AR MUPPETS
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(57)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
With enough training and dedication, you too can become an Olympic athlete - assuming you also have a naturally advantageous shape to your skeleton
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(11)
 
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Fark's colleges-we-hate trifecta is now complete, as Duke and Penn State are joined by Paul Quinn College of Texas, which has banned all pork products including bacon. YOU MONSTERS
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(74)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
At look at how pit bulls, once beloved in America, became our modern culture's boogey dog
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(295)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Suspected Kurd militants attack military bus in Turkey. Distraught family members grasping for a reason whey
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(18)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Woman driver killed...by gophers
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(54)
 
(Current)
 
 
 
Gaudy Vegas skyline briefly enhanced by mannequins hanging from billboards reading "Dying for a job" and "Hope you're happy, Wall Street" (pics and video)
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(105)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Golfer charged with beating up caddie. I guess he didn't want that scholarship after all
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(46)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Fresh Prince tops Harry Potter at Gitmo. Man, fanfic is really getting out of hand
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(42)
 
(The Star Press)
 
 
 
Shelbyville teacher arrested for sex with her students who may or may not have also been her attractive cousins
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(43)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: spanking your disobedient 11-year-old child. New hotness: waterboarding your disobedient 11-year-old child
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(76)
 
(This Is Kent)
 
 
 
Hmm, a four-metre cycle lane? How useful
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(53)
 
(Hunts Post (UK))
 
 
 
Man trampled by horses taken to hospital. Well, duh - If you take horses to hospital, something like that is bound to happen
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(14)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hate to backseat drive, but I'm guessing Thunderbird 2 delivering Thunderbird 4 to the scene with Thunderbird 1 overseeing the operation
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(39)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop these lithe ladies
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(25)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
85-year-old farmer has some pro tips for picking up women. Step 1: get yourself a tractor with a fork-lift. Step 2: go out for a nice drive through town
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(32)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
DONKEY (w/video)
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(49)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
San Francisco (And surrounding areas) Gathering this Thursday, August 9th at Lefty O'Douls (of course) because we have a Texan visiting Let's have beers, y'all
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(88)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Beetles killing California's avocado trees; symptoms include white secretions from bark. I knew this day wood cum
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(49)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If the blazing heat and crop killing drought weren't bad enough, the heat wave of 2012 is also increasing the spider population...sleep tight
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(92)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Forty-year-old church media director arrested after spending most of his life trying to smell women's feet. This month's newsletter should be interesting
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(34)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rent-a-cop guarding building finds bag on grounds. Puts it in lost and found. Three weeks later, they look inside and find a bomb. Did I mention this building is the FBI headquarters in Detroit?
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(58)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
NYPD unveils new high-tech crime tracking system. Each camera can detect consumption of 20 oz. sodas, salt, and/or baby formula within a half-mile radius
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(86)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Guy decides to play human hockey puck as part of a stupid publicity stunt. Things go wrong during practice and he breaks his leg. Decides only thing to do is sue the hockey team
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(29)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Forty years later, Agent Orange is still burning through Vietnam's soul
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(137)
 
(KWES Midland)
 
 
 
Woman attempts to run over her husband, instead reinforces stereotype of women drivers
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thirty-four-year-old woman falls at work, erases twenty years of memory (w/pics)
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(83)
 
(Athens Banner Herald)
 
 
 
Angry roommate throws man's false teeth out the front door where they are promptly eaten by a dog
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(41)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
A handy guide to tell if a crazy person is just faking it
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(93)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
The other shoe finally dropped at the Susan G Kormen foundation
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(142)
 
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Mormon branch president accused in genital-biting attack - see they are just like other religions
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(74)
 
(Brain Pickings)
 
 
 
Welcome to Mars. It sure is dusty
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(165)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 379: "Chains, Wires, Cables & Ropes." Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed August 08, 2012
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One-hundred-foot section of the Great Wall of China collapses, Mongolians take note
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(109)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Condom maker Trojan passes out 10,000 free vibrators on streets of New York. That should create quite a buzz
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I wonder how far Toad Suck, Arkansas is from Monkey's Eyebrow, Kentucky?
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(103)
 
(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
Alaskan Airlines: Our techs are so good, they write notes on minor tears on the wing
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(95)
 
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Protip: It's okay to hold a protest sign outside a bank stating "You're being robbed." NOT OKAY to hold the same "you're being robbed sign" inside the bank
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(61)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Bad: Your girlfriend wants you to take her to the museum. Worse: THIS ONE (Not safe for work-ish)
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(133)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Fast food chains are trying to redefine what it means to eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner. One thing is for certain: their profits will increase along with our waistlines
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(169)
 
(Team USA)
 
 
 
Will NBC show women's beach volleyball tonight? Will the USA win? Will we complain and make juvenile comments? It's your east coast prime time spoiler free Olympic viewing discussion thread
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(308)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this train trio
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(26)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Think eating/not eating Chick-fil-A proves anything? Well then, here's your guide to what companies support what
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(421)
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Man steals van back from towing company by throwing junkyard dog some meat to distract it. That really works?
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(75)
 
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
This is what happens when a full grown moose tries to relive his childhood
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(43)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
All Olympic mascots are weird and creepy. All of them. Here are some of the all-time most nonsensical mascots from the Olympics
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(151)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop these tree climbers
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(14)
 
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Sometimes, honesty is not the best policy. Take the example of the guy who got busted videoing girls in a dressing room because he "had an erection prior to entering the store, after watching several women in the parking lot"
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(52)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Protip: If you whoop your bong after you get in a wreck, do your best to whoop it *away* from the scene, especially if you're the mayor's son
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(94)
 
(940 WINZ)
 
 
 
Report: Killers slip through because Watchlist overloaded. When asked for comment, FBI and Homeland Security: "Call the other guys"
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(51)
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Lol wuts grammer
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(131)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Massachusetts' largest white oak killed. Police are rounding up all the black oaks in the area
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sun-Times columnist Rahm Emanuel gushes over what an awesome job Mayor Rahm Emanuel is doing in city with highest murder rate in the nation
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(77)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you are a famous runner and are planning to smuggle a banned item into the Olympic Stadium, don't give a press conference detailing your plans
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(32)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Police arrest girlfriend of the White Supremacist who massacred several people at a Sikh Temple for illegal possession of a firearm, reveal she is also tied into hate groups
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(202)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
It's not news.. it's history's greatest news article about someone shooting a shotgun full of peas
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(37)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Authorities responding to medical emergency at American research station in Antarctica. Initial reports are confusing, mentioning traumatic double amputation resulting from teeth in thoracic cavity
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(82)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mold at an all-time high in Chicago. Experts blame the hot weather and lack of movement on the Cubs bench
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(7)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
American Family Association calls for children of homosexual couples to be kidnapped via an Underground Railroad. Michelle Bachmann will be seen as this generation's Harriet Tubman
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(236)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
"Yes, hello 9-1-1? For the 9th time now, I need beer"
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(22)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Five guys get shot by 21,000 paintballs... to raise awareness of global poverty
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(52)
 
(White House)
 
 
 
TFer's friend's petition to force TSA to review "full body imaging" at airports has more than 20000 signatures; will go in front of Obama if it gets 4600 more. Difficulty: By tomorrow. DIT
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(290)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
The United States is directly arming Mexican drug cartels, if anybody cares
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(198)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Writer apparently unfamiliar with the concept of middle names asks, "Why do so many murderers have three names?"
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(83)
 
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
God called. He wants his "Definitive Bible" back
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(114)
 
(610 WTVN)
 
 
 
Mom: You've been playing video games for days, you'd better stop. Son: *Thud*
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(105)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Man complains about treatment after getting caught with a single Oxycontin pill. Hey buddy, it's not like they sentenced you to a three-hour radio show every day
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(98)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ultra-orthodox Israelis are selling special glasses that blur vision so men won't accidentially see an immodestly dressed woman on the street. Well, it beats stoning the women as harlots, I suppose
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(226)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Thanks to a twisted TFette, I'm having an awesomely stupid lunch. DIT
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(1235)
 
(Creative Loafing Charlotte)
 
 
 
Top 10 things that are good for you now but will kill you in 20 years. Yes, hot yoga and raw foods are in there
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(81)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Photograph of Barack Obama running through his lines on the set of Get Off My Plane II. Here he can be seen saying, "Get Off My Plane"
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(26)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A collection of freaky UFO images. And most of them are from NASA
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(52)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
If you can cram 18 people on a homemade "boat" powered by a 1950s Russian car engine, then welcome to Florida
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(55)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Missouri voters approve amendment to protect Christians' right to pray in public. Which they have anyway, but you can never be too sure
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(250)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Sometimes things go right when you go Stripping with your mom
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(28)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The thing about burglars is that it's difficult to know what they're going to do next. Sometimes they steal your electronics, other times it's your art. And sometimes they break in to perform oral sex on you while you sleep
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(148)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Declassified Cold War-era stealth boat surfaces in San Francisco
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(77)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
It's take your seagull to work day...for the Washington State Patrol
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(13)
 
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Man enters convenience store and starts huffing the reddi-wip, then it gets weird
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(37)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
For the record, if you're a naturopathic physician treating patients at a concert called Hempfest and you end up recommending medical marijuana cards for 200 people, the Department of Health is probably going to ask you some questions
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(60)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Drunk, naked and doing x-rated impressions of a pink aardvark is no way to go through life, son
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(26)
 
(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Man: What are you gonna do, stab me in front of your children? Woman: Kids, please leave the room
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(56)
 
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Headless Archaeologist knows how to throw a party
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(15)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Typhoon Haikui Strikes - East Coast of China Hit - Evacuate Now
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(81)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Fight Club was the beginning, now it's moved out of the basement, it's called - the Boys and Girls Club of Greater Washington, D.C
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(31)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Seven pets that have run for office
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(13)
 
(The Chive)
 
 
 
43 cute animal photos. Except #26, he looks like a real predator
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(21)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Free Syrian Army fighter
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(36)
 
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
You've made aftermarket mods to your car and want to smoke a cig? That's an explosion, burns, mockery on Fark
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(55)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Fire on 88th floor of 1 World Trade Center. Today is also 8/8. Coincidence? (yes)
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(92)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Number of U.S. breweries at 125-year high: "Beer drinkers are responding to quality, diversity created by small American brewing companies"
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(96)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Jeremy Lin Skype chats with heartbroken 5-year-old Knicks fan, tells him to keep rooting for the Knicks
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(18)
 
(Delaware County Daily Times)
 
 
 
Comcast ripped off for $2.4 million. Hey cable company, doesn't feel good when you're on the receiving end?
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(55)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Study finds one in four parents spank their children in public. The other three not in Walmart that day
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(283)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's state fair time. Here's a look back at WV's in 1938. Check out the headless girls, bearded dwarves and The Man Without a Stomach. But enough about the attendees, come on inside and look at the stuff the fair has to offer
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(55)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Louisiana to force charter school to stop requiring female students take pregnancy tests, presumably because the tests really screw up the Scantron machine
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(57)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
What do you do when your 19-year-old arthritic pooch finds the buoyancy of water so relaxing and therapeutic that cradling him in it will often lull him to sleep? You take him to the lake, of course. (w/ Damn this dusty lake pic)
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(97)
 
(KSWO Lawton)
 
 
 
Slushy attack on store clerk caught on video. Icee what you did there
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(28)
 
(Marine Corps Times)
 
 
 
Using bloody cut suits could reduce the need for live animals in military medic training. I said bloody CUT suits
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(22)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Naked, high on meth, and covered in Crisco is no way to go through life, son
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(58)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ugly ass Siamang Gibbon born at Israeli Zoo with a face only a mother could love
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(18)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Meet the newest entrant into the "Asshole of the Year Contest", 19 year old Conrad Slimak. His offence, punching an 11 year old girl in the stomach in order to steal her beach ball
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(122)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Sex toy maker Trojan Vibrations will use hot dog carts in NYC on Wednesday to give away 10,000 other things you shouldn't put ketchup on (Possibly NSFW/article contains photo of sex toy)
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(37)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas has executed a man with an IQ of 61. That's retarded
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(421)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Would you ever go swimming with sharks?
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(102)
 
(Corpus Christi Caller-Times)
 
 
 
Two years ago Lt. Phillip Bintliff saved two boys from drowning. Last year he rescued a woman in a submerged SUV. He's now being honored for saving the life of a young infant. He might just be doing his job, but he's damn good at it
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(51)
 


Tue August 07, 2012
(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Thief steals stripes off bottom of swimming pool. Officials continue to investigate and say they hope to recover them, but admit at this point they're not holding their breath
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(34)
 
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Uncle Fester pleads guilty in Tucson shootings, gets life imprisonment
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(200)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Okay guys, when watching this skywalk, concentrate on the concrete beam - not the cleavage
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(126)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The best collection of bikini-clad butts you will see today, cleverly disguised as investigative journalism (slideshow)
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(68)
 
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
American cop visiting Canada upset that he had to interact with strangers rather than shoot them
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(262)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
On Dec. 2, Bolivia will kick Coca-Cola out of the country to "celebrate the end of capitalism," Obama's re-election, peace in the Middle East, the end of global warming and your mom getting an honest job
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(59)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Gypsy arrested over theft. Crow and Tom Servo prepare video deposition
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(62)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Presenting your NBC prime time East coast Olympics viewing thread. Spoiler-free for the working masses. Finally, for once we'll see gymnastics and beach volleyball. Track and field too
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(633)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bricklayer
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(29)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Suspect sought in Chandler stabbing. Could he BE any more dangerous?
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(73)
 
(Big 1059)
 
 
 
"Though the resemblance is striking, the man who robbed a Fort Lauderdale liquor store is clearly not, in fact, a ninja"
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(40)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Tired of showing up on toast and in grilled cheese, Jesus, who looks a lot like Jerry Garcia, decides to make an appearance in Texas on a burrito
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(139)
 
(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
What do you do when truth in advertising laws mean you can't lie about your product? Tell the Supreme Court that a ban on lying is a violation of your right to free speech
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(126)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Product with 95% market share and nearly 400 million units sold last year is "dying" according to CNN Money
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(403)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wet winner
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(34)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Taking a break from social networking websites doesn't work. If anything, it makes everything worse, given you can't see who is asking about your whereabouts and posting LOLCATS on your page
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(64)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
OMG First used (a) on Facebook 2010, (b) on Usernet 1991 or (c) in a letter to Winston Churchill in 1917? WTF? LOL
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(59)
 
(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Fifty people become sick after salmonella outbreak at annual St. Patrick's Irish Picnic. Faith and Begorraaaaggglllphhh
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(32)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Tampa Bay hosting the RNC. New hotness: Tampa Bay hosting the 81st National Nudist Convention. With priceless camerawork, proof that the people who willingly get naked are never ever the same ones you actually want to *see* naked
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(75)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
If you get arrested for faking your own drowning in the local gravel pit just to spite your girlfriend, you might be a redneck
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(23)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ernesto to Mexico: "Here I am to rock you"
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(24)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Wikipedia edits might shed light on Mitt Romney's VP pick
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(129)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Unhappy about flakey New Age allegations that they emit dangerous wi-fi signals, hydro power smart meters decide to start an good old fashioned house fire
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(51)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Texas bases execution decisions on John Steinbeck's 'Of Mice and Men.' Jokes on them... everybody knows he was a socialist agitator
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(78)
 
(GazetteNet)
 
 
 
How's this for a story line..."So you're sitting at home, drawing illustrations for children's books when out of nowhere, a disgruntled 14 year old jumps out of nowhere and starts beating you senseless, with a shovel"
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(85)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Olympics conspiracy theories that could only be dreamed up by Dan Brown
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(72)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Congratulations, kids. Your new state approved football coach is Uncle Luke from 2 Live Crew
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(41)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
It used to be a human quirk that our brains recognized faces from inanimate objects. But apparently computers do it, too. Whether this means we're more like them or they're more like us, one thing is clear: buy robot insurance
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(97)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Lost hiker floating in a river gets bitten on the head by an alligator. Authorities report it "appears to be a case of mistaken identity"
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(45)
 
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
California mellows out traffic stress with on-pavement aromatherapy
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(18)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Love means never having to say you're sorry, Facebook means never having to say goodbye
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(184)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Man claims 'The Hulk' hit him in the grill
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(25)
 
(That Video Site)
 
 
 
In which a confused Irishman provides alternative commentary for Olympic sailing (NSFW language)
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(67)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Man arrested at Ohio Dark Knight Rises showing with a satchel full of weapons. Hero tag is for the off-duty police officer moonlighting as theater security doing his job
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(298)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Deadly church attack in Nigeria claims 16 lives. Please, people, keep your churches on leashes
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(31)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study indicates women's underwear styles cycle every 40 years -- which roughly corresponds to the same amount of time it takes a man to replace one pair of his
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(236)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Posting naked pictures of your ex on Facebook might seem like a good idea at the time, but there may be repercussions
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(90)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Retired Air Force Colonel covering up two of the four UFO crashes at Roswell, NM
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(Wilkes-Barre Times Leader)
 
 
 
Man thought that it would be tough to finger him as a burglary suspect if he didn't wear identifiable clothing, not realizing it's much easier to finger a naked person
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(Wired)
 
 
 
As the following video will demonstrate, Russian military drones need work
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
IRS thinks there might be something suspicious about a home that filed 741 separate tax returns, but they're going to investigate just to make sure
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(WTAM)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what a prison yard full of pregnant women rapping looks like? Who hasn't, right?
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Man arrested for walking into a store dressed like Batman. At this rate, Fark's going to be real busy come Halloween season
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(Big 1059)
 
 
 
Your orb, young sir, has been lofted onto the grounds of my keep. Therefore, you shall die by valyrian steel, and winter is coming
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Three parking lot attendants at the Smithsonian's Udvar-Hazy Center near Dulles charged with stealing $400,000 in parking fees. Man, those ten customers are gonna be pissed
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Nothing screams classy quite like passing out in a park gazebo
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If you're running for Sheriff best not get busted for cocaine possession while you're on probation
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Men who love their teddy bears too much and the women who support them. The Sun is there
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New catcams are laying bare the stone-cold truth: your cat is a killing machine. "The carnage cuts across species"
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(Short List)
 
 
 
"I put some spaghetti up there, but that was a long time ago," - The words of one six-year-old moments before a doctor pulled a piece of LEGO out of his nose. It had been up there for three years
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Bad: Having sex with neighbor while boyfriend's out of town. Fark: Leaving your three toddlers home alone so long they wander across busy highway
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