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Sun August 05, 2012
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(Ustream)
 
Survey
 
NASA Cam for Curiosity's landing. Coverage of the event is scheduled to begin at 11:30 p.m. Sunday night (ET) and go until 4 a.m. Monday morning. The landing itself is scheduled for 1:31 a.m. Monday
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(1632)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
Interesting
 
Do YOU have a £100m lost da Vinci hanging on the wall of a your farmhouse? It's more likely than you think
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(50)
 
(KTLA)
 
Ironic
 
Good thing the Boy Scouts reaffirmed their stance on gays, that way they can get back to dealing with the covering up repeated sexual abuse scandals
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(175)
 
(Fark)
 
Advice
 
I start a new job tomorrow. What is the best way to make myself known on day 1?
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(550)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
Sad
 
Spice kills man in transport accident after failure to navigate a route
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(110)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
Scary
 
USDA decides to replace federal inspectors in chicken plants with plant workers. They also speed up the slaughter lines so that the "inspectors" get 1/3 of a second to inspect each chicken. What could possibly go wrong?
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(227)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop these stranded train passengers
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(25)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
Florida
 
Student at Central Florida University writes app to improve campus course-selection system, gets extra credit for his efforts. Just kidding, the project has been terminated and he faces three semesters of academic probation
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(97)
 
(Some Olympics Guy)
 
Cool
 
Prime-time Olympics NBC East Coast viewing thread, Sunday Edition: With an extra hour of time-shifted highlights and complaints about, well, everything about it. No spoilers for those of us not streaming all day
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(565)
 
(Telegraph)
 
Amusing
 
Not News: Medieval festival is robbed. News: By thieves dressed as knights armed with a sword and an axe. Fark: the money was surrendered to the thieves in Bitche, France
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(68)
 
(Patch)
 
Obvious
 
Owners of Jersey Shore Psychic arrested on counterfeiting charges. I bet you saw this cliched headline about them not seeing the arrests coming coming
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(34)
 
(WRCB-TV)
 
Obvious
 
Social Security not deal it once was for workers, reports Ric Romero
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(164)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
Obvious
 
Attention airline employees: Make sure you know the difference between a man who is staggering around because he is a drunk and a man who is staggering around because he has Parkinson's disease
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(53)
 
(Some Hungai)
 
Amusing
 
Hyundai recalls cars because air bag won't deploy if passenger is less than 130 pounds; absolutely no Americans have been injured so far
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(51)
 
(NYPost)
 
Interesting
 
Man invents a park bench that can be folded and locked up at the end of the day. Pigeons, homeless people, and drug abusers not amused
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(53)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop this Syrian rebel fighter
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(21)
 
(CNN)
 
Obvious
 
Bored moms turning to sex, drugs
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(252)
 
(Washington Post)
 
Interesting
 
Iraqi wedding parties can now ride in 34-foot long stretch Hummers; therefore, the US invasion was justified and George W. Bush should receive the Nobel Peace Prize
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(68)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
Silly
 
The Woman's Christian Temperance Union is still trying to eliminate alcohol, and this week they're bringing their brand of idiocy to Nebraska
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(125)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
Hero
 
You know those Coke Freestyle machines in restaurants that have 120 different flavors? Well, they are considering also stocking them with Jack Daniels, rum, tequila and vodak
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(134)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
Hero
 
Tired of your husband being an annoying, sanctimonious Vegan? Try tempting him with a bacon sandwich stuffed into your underwear. It worked for Kate Moss
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(186)
 
(JSOnline)
 
News
 
Multiple people shot at a Sikh temple in Oak Creek, Wisconsin
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(lots)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
Dumbass
 
Just because the police are traveling at a high rate of speed with the sirens on, it does not mean they're chasing you
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(32)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
Interesting
 
Let's talk taco
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(75)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
Stupid
 
U.S. cigarette use down, smoking of cigarette-like cigars up. Put that in your pipe and smoke it
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(117)
 
(WotWentWrong)
 
Obvious
 
Does drinking too much on a first date always lead to bad news?
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(75)
 
(Telegraph)
 
Scary
 
So is that a banana in your HOLY CRAP
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(56)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
Obvious
 
How to defeat your internet enemies, and crush them into the dust
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(137)
 
(WMTW Portland)
 
Stupid
 
Four New Hampshire cops that were wounded in the shootout that killed their police chief are suing the mother of the shooter because it was her house, and gosh darn it, she should have known better
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(82)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
Interesting
 
If you have decided to become a supervillain, and are in the market for a new secret lair, you may want to consider this article first
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(34)
 
(MSN)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop this pot head
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
Cool
 
Someone actually came up with a win-win solution to the Chick-FIL-A debacle
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(366)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
Survey
 
August 5th is International Beer Day. What will you be drinking?
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(210)
 
(The New York Times)
 
Interesting
 
Scientists putting genetics to work to help find missing children; replacement research still ongoing
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(12)
 
(WTOP)
 
Stupid
 
The mayor of Puerto Rico's capital says he will sleep aboard a bus on the streets of San Juan to prove they are safe. What could possibly go wrong?
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(30)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
Sick
 
England calls for a ban on a tattooed preacher who claims that he cures cancer by kicking people in the face. Still no cure for can......wait, WTF?
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(76)
 
(Orange County Register)
 
Hero
 
5 armed thugs try to rob a jewelry store. Unfortunately for them, grandma was packing some heat
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(126)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
Interesting
 
With one exception, all U.S. presidents are directly descended from one medieval English king
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(217)
 
(CBS News)
 
Sappy
 
Homesick cancer patient immersed in virtual cats
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(16)
 
(LA Times)
 
Followup
 
Krazy the Clown to admit defeat following the ascendancy of Sideshow Bob
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(51)
 
(CBS Minnesota)
 
Strange
 
Otter pops another woman (w/video)
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(40)
 
(North County Times)
 
Cool
 
Farker GWSuperfan is doing a happy dance over his latest victory in local politics
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(95)
 
(Cracked)
 
Advice
 
8 things you need to know to not die at the beach, get out of Jersey surprisingly absent from the list
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(49)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
Fail
 
Having cleaned up all other crime in the city, NYC police rough up, handcuff and detain 15-year-old girl for using someone else's MetroCard. Except it was her card
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(162)
 


Sat August 04, 2012
(The Sun)
 
Spiffy
 
Average drinker spends a year of their life at the pub. The Sun is there, outside, or so I hear
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(49)
 
(Newser)
 
Interesting
 
Wasps: What are they good for, again? Well, wine-making, it turns out. Scientists say that wine drinkers can thank wasps and hornets for the complex aroma and taste of their favorite vino
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(50)
 
(The Cincinnati Herald)
 
Sad
 
Motel 6, we'll leave the burning cross on for you
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(98)
 
(Fark)
 
Followup
 
Reminder: Royal Oak, Michigan Fark Party Monday, August 13th 2012. Come for the Movie Premiere, Stay for the Dream Cruise. LGT Original Thread
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(15)
 
(KTLA)
 
Amusing
 
Woman uses inflatable sex doll to slow traffic at busy intersection; officials say the whole thing has been blown out of proportion (w/video)
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(36)
 
(AZ Family)
 
Fail
 
Woman completes the mother-of-the-year triathlon by popping prescription pills, driving around with a child in the back seat, and crashing into a propane tank to score her second DUI in a week
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(34)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
Amusing
 
Man fights city hall - tells it to mow its own lawn
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(124)
 
(Calgary Herald)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop these fun-time water warriors
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(20)
 
(Some Olympics Guy)
 
Cool
 
Déjà vu all over again in your NBC East Coast Spoiler Free Prime Time Spoiler-Free Olympics Viewing Thread. Now with more beach volleyball, capital letters
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(404)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
Sad
 
News: Man arrested for growing more than 400 pot plants, intending to distribute more than 100 lbs. Fark: He's 87 years old
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(55)
 
(NJ.com)
 
Sick
 
Which is worst, a felon snatching a necklace from a: A.) 3-year-old girl B.) 71-year-old grandmother C.) 3-year-old girl being held by her 71-year-old grandmother?
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(39)
 
(10TV Columbus)
 
Strange
 
Cops declareth Apple Squires invited giglot to doth party forced indentured courtesanship upon her at thine Knights Inn instead
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(34)
 
(LA Times)
 
Misc
 
Hatters gonna hat
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(88)
 
(CNN)
 
Scary
 
Freedom of the press still exists, as long as you're not a journalist reporting about a police officer beating up a handcuffed kid in a high school cafeteria
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(206)
 
(USA Today)
 
Spiffy
 
Caesars Palace bets $17 million on new buffet with 524 menu items and names it "Bacchanal", sadly "Vomitorium," "Eat Tu Brutus" and "Grubis Maximus" did not make it
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(102)
 
(DeKalb Daily Chronicle)
 
Dumbass
 
Northern Illinois University employees have scrapped over $13,000 worth of metal in the past 7.5 years, none of it went back to the college. Employees: "What? Should we not have done that?"
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(75)
 
(Local10)
 
Florida
 
Man acts as own attorney, tells judge, "You trippin'. I going to trial." As you might expect, this did not end well
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(87)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
Strange
 
Sex Doesn't Always Sell: Why female Olympians fail in advertisements. With 'You'd buy whatever the hell she was selling' pic
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(201)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
Florida
 
Burglar tries to break into a front door using a blowtorch. Since this is Fark and he was in Florida, you can guess how that plan worked out
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(32)
 
(Imgur)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop this furious feline
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(22)
 
(Heath on Today)
 
Interesting
 
Study reveals how a neat freak and a slob can live in peace. Apparently, it involves a snappy theme song by Neal Hefti, and being filmed in front of a live studio audience
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
Scary
 
Iran upgrades to Photoshop CS6
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(70)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
Asinine
 
Hot 44-year-old English teacher escapes prison despite boasting about sex with students: 'I just can't help wanting these hot young boys...and they want me' (w/pics)
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(101)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
Misc
 
23 things we should just forget about the '90s
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(324)
 
(Lynn Daily Item)
 
PSA
 
If you make less than $13,600 per year you're entitled to a public defender. Unless you have a girlfriend
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(77)
 
(AZCentral)
 
Spiffy
 
You know your homemade prison alcohol is potent when four inmates need to be taken to the hospital because of it
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(43)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
Interesting
 
Ugly Rita, meter maid, may I insult you, screaming?
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(23)
 
(Boston.com)
 
Interesting
 
Today is the 120th anniversary of the Lizzie Borden axe murders. More importantly, it's the 37th anniversary of the movie where Elizabeth Montgomery played Lizzie Borden, and got naked, which inspired way more than 40 whacks
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(142)
 
(Patriot Ledger)
 
Strange
 
Father turns in daughter for bank robbery after she refuses to go to rehab, but bails her out later
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(19)
 
(USA Today)
 
Dumbass
 
Apparently, as The Onion has just learned, it's still too soon to show pictures of planes flying into buildings
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(192)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
Interesting
 
The parents of George Zimmerman have set up an online fund. Fark: Not for legal bills, but to pay their living expenses
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(222)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
Sick
 
If your girlfriend tells you she's got the perfect girl for a threesome, make certain it's not a 13 year-old girl you both start sending text messages to
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(66)
 
(Washington Post)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop this WTC erector and the erector's inspectors
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(16)
 
(Travel and Leisure)
 
Caturday
 
Two extremely rare white lion cubs have been born in captivity to a zoo in Mexico, making for a very wild Caturday
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(650)
 
(Portland Press Herald)
 
Interesting
 
Local people to crazy boat man: "Finish your damn boat" (w/video)
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(64)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
Spiffy
 
High School Lacrosse coach and Southwest Airlines make a team member take responsibility for his actions after he jumped in line. He had to apologize to the entire jet on the PA system
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(42)
 
(The Ledger)
 
Florida
 
Son, a cigar wrapper full of weed on the console of your truck and a dead alligator in your tool box is no way to go through life. And if your last name is Stoner, you're just askin' for an arrestin'
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(19)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
PSA
 
Perhaps the most important article ever published
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(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
Amusing
 
Finally, the true secret to a happy marriage is revealed. Get angry
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(45)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
Sick
 
Sioux City, Iowa smelled even worse than usual after a truck spilled animal guts all over the streets
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
Hero
 
Police save baby deer from 20-foot-deep manhole as bystanders, Richard Gere look on in awe
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(25)
 
(News.com.au)
 
Sappy
 
Missing father returns after 23 years. Good, because the trash ain't taking itself to the curb
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(38)
 
(News4Jax)
 
Florida
 
Smoking can be hazardous to your health, especially if you're in the wrong car
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(17)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
Amusing
 
Ahh, to be young and Amish in New York City
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(58)
 
(AZCentral)
 
Obvious
 
Apparently the good people of Arizona need to be reminded that it's not a good idea to play in runoff water contaminated with pet waste, pesticides, herbicides, auto fluids, and broken glass
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(52)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
Cool
 
Vintage Abraham Lincoln photographs
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(104)
 
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
Interesting
 
Delta flight:Tower come in, over. Tower: Go ahead Delta. Delta Flight: Oh No Not The BEES
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(31)
 


Fri August 03, 2012
(BBC)
 
Weird
 
UN to send strongly worded letter to itself
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
Dumbass
 
Long Island man tries to fake his own death to escape his marriage and collect life insurance, forgets to delete the e-mails sent to his son detailing his cunning plan
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(29)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
Florida
 
Man accused of stealing DVDs, fleeing scene in a car, returning to the scene, crashing the car, fleeing on foot, shaving his beard, returning to scene, attempting to head butt an officer, getting tazed. Ta-da
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(35)
 
(NewsOK)
 
Amusing
 
I present to you the Black & Decker home wrecker
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(59)
 
(Letters of Note)
 
Interesting
 
Patrick Hitler's letter to FDR asking to fight against uncle
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(126)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
Florida
 
Restaurant says sushi served up on naked models feeds 15, costs $500. Something smells fishy here
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(86)
 
(Metro)
 
Asinine
 
Metal paper clips banned for being too dangerous in the the hands of twits
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(62)
 
(Stratford Star News)
 
PSA
 
If you yell "WOOOOO" you'd better have a good reason or you'll be explaining why you yelled "WOOOOO" to a judge
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(101)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
Fail
 
School shows 5-year-old students sex education film with naked cartoon characters chasing each other around a bedroom with a feather before having sex. Bonus: Animated scene of ejaculation
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(89)
 
(Newser)
 
Interesting
 
Archaeological chocolate find suggests ancient Mayans probably made chicken molé, although they didn't have peanut butter so they couldn't make proper molé
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(45)
 
(AP)
 
Interesting
 
To hunt down Joseph Kony, the U.S. is dispatching drones to Africa that can see right through jungle. Proving again that trimmed bush is easier to manage
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(78)
 
(NBC Olympics)
 
Cool
 
Run and swim to the left, biatch and moan to the right. Let's do the time warp again. NBC East Coast Spoiler Free Olympic discussion thread
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(312)
 
(Google)
 
Photoshop
 
We have cell phone towers shaped like different kinds of trees, crosses, and (in a recent fark thread), penises. Design what you think they should look like. Link goes to GIS for cell phone tower
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(28)
 
(Guardian)
 
PSA
 
Lawyer in Pussy Riot trial discharges on judge
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(33)
 
(Evansville Courier Press)
 
Amusing
 
Nudists complain about 69 disturbing their solitude
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(29)
 
(WZVN)
 
Dumbass
 
Family self-moving to Florida lock their three kids, elderly grandparents into back of U-Haul truck for the trip. Hilarity ensues
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(58)
 
(WTSP)
 
Stupid
 
Tfarkette forced, pretty much at gun point, to write an article explaining memes for her day job, does a half-assed job and gives Fark a shameless plug. Which ones did she leave out?
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(136)
 
(CBC)
 
Strange
 
Male trees winning battle of the sexes in Canada
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(31)
 
(NJ.com)
 
Strange
 
NJ driver goes airborne, jumps 6 Mini Coopers, hitting a 7th and damaging 9. That's pretty Evel
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(15)
 
(The Daily Dolt)
 
Sappy
 
Super cute lesbian couple invites Chick-fil-A president to dinner ("super cute" as in "awww" not "smokin' hot," so delete that snarky comment you just wrote)
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(278)
 
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
Followup
 
HUGE police sweep in Maine arrests three people. Two for forgetting to say "excuse me" before they passed other people, and one for inciting panic by locking their house door
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(59)
 
(Mega 949)
 
Weird
 
Arizona town's historic 84 yr old cotton gin being torn down because it's filled with roosting penguins. Wait, what?
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(83)
 
(Some Squarebob)
 
Hero
 
It's the 6th annual fundraising thread for TFer's MS Bike Tour. Support the handicapped...they're fun to watch
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(145)
 
(Photo District News)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop this chocolate chop
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(21)
 
(Fark)
 
Survey
 
The Fark Weird News Quiz is back. Hey, it's not like you were doing anything important right now
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(46)
 
(Canoe)
 
Scary
 
Masked invaders storm Toronto City Hall
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(49)
 
(CNN)
 
Fail
 
WHO: Hey, you guys wouldn't have happened to have seen if one of those prisoners was being treating for ebola, have you?
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(85)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
Sad
 
Palestinians learn that perhaps Syria was not the best place to seek refuge from shelling
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(61)
 
(Uproxx)
 
Unlikely
 
Some are accusing NBC of racism for running a promo featuring a monkey doing gymnastics after Gabby Douglas won her gold medal. Also, some people are idiots
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(213)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
Dumbass
 
Butter knife...$1. Showing off your deep throat skills to friends...$0. Getting an x-ray of the butter knife lodged in your esophagus...priceless
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(117)
 
(CafeMom)
 
Cool
 
Karma the Impaler
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(69)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
Florida
 
Rattlesnake bites girl at Manatee daycare center. OH CRAP, THE SNAKES ARE DISGUISING THEMSELVES AS MANATEES
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(36)
 
(UPI)
 
Hero
 
Fishermen in Alaska river make a catch with their net: a panicking bear cub stuck in a whirlpool
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(88)
 
(Xinhua)
 
Interesting
 
Wen calls for improved flood control. (When?) Yes. (What?) No, Wen. (That's what I'm asking.) Who? (No, when.) YES, WEN. (THAT'S WHAT I'M *ASKING*)
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(31)
 
(Slate)
 
Cool
 
"Let him fight instead of being shot." A Lincoln
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(68)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
Sad
 
July unemployment ↑, June employment numbers revised ↓, American public still caught between ↔
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(127)
 
(The New York Times)
 
Ironic
 
NYPD: Suspect in upskirt video case is said to be an expert in minimally invasive surgical procedures
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(22)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
Obvious
 
♫ Hey diddle diddle ♫ The cat and the fiddle ♫ The cows jumped over the fence ♫ The little dog laughed to see such sport ♫ And the farmer wants some recompense ♫
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(6)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
Sappy
 
74-year old bachelor decides to sell off the antique car collection he spent 45 years assembling in effort to go on his first date
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(54)
 
(Short List)
 
Dumbass
 
Man waits 26 years but finally photographs the Loch Ness Monster. Is his image a) Picture perfect, high resolution proof of the beast's existence, sending shockwaves through zoological circles. b) Blurry shiat
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(99)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
Cool
 
"In Recognition of your 4th Place Olympic Games 2012"
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(40)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
Interesting
 
Human teeth are as hard as shark teeth, according to new report. So next time you're in the water, feel free to bite them back
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(26)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
Weird
 
Woman is the victim of a hit-and-run. She dies. Police say her husband is a person of interest. They find his empty car a block away, wrecked. Fark: They find him dead in a creek nearby hours later
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(35)
 
(Big 1059)
 
Dumbass
 
Woman at police department gives description of man who robbed her house: "That's him, over there, registering as a sex offender"
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(9)
 
(The Local (Germany))
 
Stupid
 
Sorry ladies, not today. Women banned from superfast water slide after a series of "intimate injuries"
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(113)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
PSA
 
Chicago will start its new policy of ticketing pot smokers instead of arresting them today, just in time for Lollapalooza to kick off. Organizers were happy to learn of the start date, as otherwise it would resulted in an 80% loss of attendees
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(25)
 
(SFGate)
 
Obvious
 
"Prison nurse who had sex with inmate loses appeal." Yeah, I could totally see that
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(16)
 
(WTVR)
 
Obvious
 
Man texts, "I need to quit texting because I could die in a car accident..." immediately before driving off a cliff
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(95)
 
(Politifact)
 
Followup
 
As it turns out, the story of the gold medalist swimmer Missy Franklin owing a shiatton of taxes on her Olympic cash prize was blown way out of the water
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(105)
 
(Yahoo)
 
Silly
 
Finally an answer to one of life's burning questions: Why does your dog stink?
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(43)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
Fail
 
"Huge cache of guns" found in car, homeless man arrested. With picture of what is considered a "HUGE" cache of weapons in San Francisco
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(189)
 
(The New York Times)
 
Obvious
 
Syrian President Bashar al-Assad is running his country so well that he's running out of ammunition to praise his supporters with. Syriasly
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(20)
 
(Lip Magazine)
 
Silly
 
You may think that Fifty Shades of Grey is just a book about kinky sex. But it's really about control and romanticized abuse. Take the sex out of it, and Christian Grey is just a controlling boyfriend. Or with the sex in it
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(132)
 
(NBC News)
 
Interesting
 
First opera about the war in Iraq now being performed. Critics say it costs too much, lasts too long and at the end there is no way to get out of the theater
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(40)
 
(News.com.au)
 
Fail
 
Cool: ATM glitch allows you to withdraw large sums of money not in your account. Stupid: You brag about it on Facebook
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(45)
 
(Fox News)
 
Cool
 
11-year-old cheetah breaks her own land speed record--doping suspected
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(32)
 
(CBS Tampa)
 
Florida
 
If you're having trouble getting your boyfriend or girlfriend into the sack, you might book a trip to Miami when a hurricane is approaching
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(19)
 
(The Sun)
 
Sad
 
After discovering her young son has already eaten a games console lead and a plugged-in phone charger, mother-of-the-year candidate does the logical thing and makes him wear rubber-soled shoes to protect him from the danger of electrocution
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(43)
 
(Forbes)
 
Strange
 
Getting to compete in the Olympics requires natural ability, good coaching, tireless training, and occasionally a gaggle of hookers
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(30)
 
(10 News)
 
Scary
 
Six-year-old boy flying with father pulls landing gear lever just as plane touches down, retracting landing gear and putting plane on its belly. I'M HELPING
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(99)
 
(KATU)
 
Interesting
 
Meet the anarchists next door. She is kind of cute
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(307)
 
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
Fail
 
City's financial records have been falsified for 13 of the past 16 years, now it's facing having its equipment repossessed and making payments to the families of three men killed by police. Solution: bankruptcy
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(36)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
Interesting
 
"The lunch rush is the most popular, so between 11:45 and 1:00 you see, pretty much, 85 percent of your people," said the a) deli owner, b) waitress at the diner, c) the online undercover prostitute
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(55)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
Dumbass
 
Carjacker demands occupants open door; 3 police officers inside comply
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(28)
 
(MSNBC)
 
Followup
 
Sandusky charity drops pants for internal probe
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(54)
 
(Gawker)
 
Scary
 
Record heatwave turning Oklahoma city into a Salvador Dali painting as even the street lights are starting to melt
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(95)
 
(PennLive)
 
Dumbass
 
Kidnapping children with an unloaded gun just so they know what it is like is a felony called "kidnapping" even if you don't write a ransom note
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(41)
 
(NBC News)
 
Scary
 
One killed as Megabus turned into Shortbus
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(50)
 
(NJ.com)
 
Sad
 
Author of the "Born to Shop" travel books has shopped 'til she dropped
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(5)
 
(NBC Connecticut)
 
Dumbass
 
Employee at Whole Foods arrested for trying to get a better look at the organic clams
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(56)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
Amusing
 
"The elite troops start drinking at sunrise, then head off to city parks to brawl". Welcome to Paratrooper Day in Russia
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(49)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
Obvious
 
Woman suing over her husband's fatal bear mauling asks the judge to visit the site. Judge: "No thanks. There are bears over there"
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(74)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop this muralist in Mumbai
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(29)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
Dumbass
 
Not sure what makes this guy scarier: pretending that he had a gun inside a movie theater or just looking at his hair
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(73)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
Interesting
 
Exec loses job after YouTube rant at Chick-fil-A drive-thru
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(660)
 
(SFGate)
 
Cool
 
Chihuahua finds two missing girls in forest. "It's great and all, but now I wish it would just shut the hell up"
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(46)
 
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
Obvious
 
Another megachurch pastor goes down, this time on a teenage girl
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(121)
 
(Time)
 
Ironic
 
Hooters announces plans to undergo revitalization in order to try and appeal to women
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(184)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
Scary
 
If you go on vacation to Spain, please leave the Deathstalker scorpions there upon your return
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(41)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
Amusing
 
Farmer with tractor goes all Gravedigger and Bigfoot on some police cars
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(105)
 


Thu August 02, 2012
(YouTube)
 
Amusing
 
Someone call 911. Chick fil-A is on fire
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(173)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
Cool
 
Stagecoaches, outhouses and general stores: Inside the preserved American ghost town left untouched for almost 70 years
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(88)
 
(News.com.au)
 
Asinine
 
The waiting is the hardest part... especially if you die after waiting four hours in an ambulance outside the hospital
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(103)
 
(Some Olympic Guy)
 
Spiffy
 
Better late than never: It's your spoiler-free East Coast NBC USA E-I-E-I-O Prime time Olympics viewing thread
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(284)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
Weird
 
If you know how to make 50 gallons of realistic-looking poop out of soybean paste and rice, Bill Gates would like a word with you
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(103)
 
(Imgur)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop the Sombrero Galaxy
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(42)
 
(KTRK)
 
Dumbass
 
Bicyclist who killed an elderly man doesn't want to be bothered with court appearances
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(309)
 
(Washington Post)
 
Fail
 
The IRS has no problem finding and auditing your home office deductions, but somehow sent $3.3 million in refunds to a single address that filed 2,137 separate tax returns in a single year
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(55)
 
(Fark)
 
Caption
 
Need help coming up with a name for my daughter's soccer team. Color is orange. Sponsor is a landscaping company
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(271)
 
(Connecticut Post)
 
Scary
 
Ladies and gentlemen... THE BEETLES
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
Spiffy
 
A massive sinkhole forms in Brooklyn--and I thought the Nets season didn't start until November
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(46)
 
(KTRK)
 
Scary
 
'Ward, I think there's something wrong with the Beaver'
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(75)
 
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
Hero
 
Girl creates Facebook group for those who are "sick of bullies." Why you friending yourself, dork? Why you friending yourself, dork? Why you friending yourself, dork? Why you friending yourself, dork?
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(139)
 
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
Amusing
 
You know those articles where some gambler sues the casino because he loses a million and a half dollars? Well this one is like that except it is the other way around
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(143)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Unlikely
 
Fluoride shown to lower IQ. Tin foil stock skyrocketing
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(194)
 
(Shorpy)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop this naval nasal spray
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(20)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
Obvious
 
Facebook is full of phonies, says Facebook
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(85)
 
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
Followup
 
Tanning mom reveals fresh-faced new look after one month of no tanning but says "I feel weird and pale"
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(70)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
Followup
 
Officer: "Nice pedo van. Seen a couple of missing pre-teen girls?" Man: "Nope." Officer: "Good day, citizen"
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(68)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
Sappy
 
No hips joints, no knee joints, no permanent home (Slide show, but Awwww)
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(48)
 
(SFGate)
 
Amusing
 
Julia Child would have been 100 years old today, so of course somebody made a mashup of her and Guns and Roses' 'Sweet Child o' Mine.'
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(64)
 
(Craigslist)
 
Stupid
 
STOLEN: Van, full of sex toys and porn. Need it back so I can donate it to the church
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(59)
 
(Short List)
 
Dumbass
 
Businessman who only likes watching the first half of movies aims to create a real-life Jurassic Park right after he funds a full scale replica of the Titanic
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(104)
 
(KCRA 3)
 
Dumbass
 
Yo quiero new zip code
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(54)
 
(WCVB)
 
Sad
 
Sick, jail, whatever...either way I'm not coming to work today
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(68)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
Florida
 
You mother always told you to put on clean (unripped) underwear in case you have to take off your wet clothes while searching strangers houses for tennis balls for your dog
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(15)
 
(Fairbanks Daily Newsminer)
 
Fail
 
Not News: Man Gets DUI. News: Blood Alcohol Is Four Times The Legal Limit. FARK: Gets DUI While Rafting On A River
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(120)
 
(Killeen Daily Herald)
 
Stupid
 
When getting in an argument with your boyfriend, do you A) slap him? B) throw a pot of cooking oil at him? C) grab the household stripper pole and beat him in the head? D) all of the above?
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(53)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
Obvious
 
Officials express concern over LA County Government computer system meltdown from (a) hackers (b) virus (c) workers watching the Olympics
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(29)
 
(Patch)
 
Dumbass
 
You're being loud at a bar and a cop tells you to calm down. Do you (A) slap the cop in the face, break his glasses and damage a nearby truck; or (B) literally anything other than (A)?
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(23)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
Amusing
 
The cutest police chase you'll ever see
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(118)
 
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
Fail
 
Too late
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(52)
 
(UPI)
 
Dumbass
 
Father of the year leaves his 2 and 4 year old sleeping to go out drinking, then comes home drunk and goes to sleep. Except that isn't his home. And that bed is currently occupied by an old married couple
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(18)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
Strange
 
"So, it would seem a little odd that a highly paid government worker would be staggering around a McDonald's parking lot, without a car, demanding burgers and fries from a drive-thru"
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(38)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
Florida
 
Apparently, you cannot drink beer in public and say it's for "medicinal purposes"
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(34)
 
(WTKR)
 
Asinine
 
Let's try this again: There are no 'secret' Navy SEALs, so stop claiming to be one while you scam people by claiming to raise money for 9/11 victims
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(114)
 
(NewsMax)
 
Amusing
 
The Pentagon's Missile Defense Agency issues a warning to its employees and contractors regarding the use of government computers for unauthorized launches
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(18)
 
(LA Times)
 
Interesting
 
USC plans to start a "think tank" with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Instead of international policy issues, these think tank members will think about killer robots, boobies, sunglasses, puny men, and yelling "GET DOWN"
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(50)
 
(Digital Journal)
 
Interesting
 
New species of trouser snake discovered in Brazil
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(30)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
Spiffy
 
Priceless Stradivarius violin left on a train returned by a good samaritan with no strings attached
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(56)
 
(Chicago Now)
 
Interesting
 
So you are charged with murder? WAT DO? With eggceptional illustration of what a murder scene may look like
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(61)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
Interesting
 
Sexy Costa Rican political official is fired after a "racy" video of her is posted online. (link to video in article, and yes you would hit it)
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(98)
 
(Think Progress)
 
Asinine
 
Arrested man shoots himself in the head. Degree of difficulty: While handcuffed in the back of a squad car. Likelihood of a coverup scoring: Canada 5.0, Brazil: 5.1, Chinese 5.0, and a perfect score by the judges on the right
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(146)
 
(Yahoo)
 
Spiffy
 
"I'm a normal size. I wish we could all be known as models, rather than 'plus-size,'" says 6ft 2in tall size 16 lingerie model
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(448)
 
(Washington Post)
 
Scary
 
Air traffic controllers at DC's Reagan National airport were seconds away from joining the very exclusive Mile-High Three-Way Club
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(41)
 
(AP)
 
Scary
 
Teenager uses AK-47 Ginsu to kill 8, wound 5 in China
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(127)
 
(Totally Cool Pix)
 
Cool
 
Best Of The Olympic Games Day 5
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(48)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
Sick
 
Rare skin disorder bonds families at conference. Ewww
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(53)
 
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
Scary
 
A gun-toting suspect had victimized five people in less than 24 hours. He has been arrested twice before for robbery-related offenses. This time around he's going to be SOOOO grounded
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(55)
 
(North Jersey)
 
Scary
 
It's not everyday that you see a python in your backyard, but seeing two in four days is something special
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(27)
 
(WPTV)
 
Florida
 
Pringles: Once you pop, you knock out your father's tooth, and wake up in prison
source: wptv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(NBC News)
 
Asinine
 
Psychiatrist of the Colorado shooter warned his university about his murderous fantasies weeks before the shooting. University's response: "oh well we don't need to do anything cuz he's dropping out anyway"
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(252)
 
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
Dumbass
 
Apparently you can catch more than just flies with honey
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(78)
 
(MSN)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop this dismayed dog
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(37)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
Scary
 
Shoddy construction can sometimes cost you an arm and a - well, almost an arm
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(55)
 
(The Sun)
 
Dumbass
 
Cute 15-year-old girl's fake tan addiction costs £400 per month: "People yell 'Oompa Loompa' at me" (w/pics)
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(242)
 
(CBS News)
 
Scary
 
UC professor proposes updated "Stages of Grief": 1. Denial. 2. Anger. 3. Bargaining. 4. Gun Buying. 5. Arson. 6. Gun Rampage. 7. Rape. 8. More Arson. 9. Suicide
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(76)
 
(MSNBC)
 
Interesting
 
Penguins get shark roommates at California aquarium. Sharks get dinner guests
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(SFGate)
 
Ironic
 
You've probably never heard of it, but this San Francisco bike-in movie may create a hive of hipsterism so dense that the resulting dwarf star will consume us all
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(84)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
Interesting
 
Chile trying to get their children to eat healthier by taking away their free toys
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(48)
 
(BBC)
 
Interesting
 
She sells Seychelles
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
Scary
 
Teen shoots at then stabs neighbor 22 times because of argument on Xbox Live, unlocks attempted murder achievement
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
Stupid
 
If bleach can clean out that mustard stain, I wonder if it can clean out your kidneys?
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(37)
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
Obvious
 
Perhaps right now is not the best time to make your "real-life superhero" debut by approaching random strangers in the Home Depot parking lot while wearing your Batman-like costume
source: lehighvalleylive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(BBC)
 
Obvious
 
Mexico has a major drug problem. Also a general drug problem, and a lieutenant colonel drug problem
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Time)
 
Strange
 
As God as my witness, I thought teddy bears could fly
source: newsfeed.time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Science Daily)
 
Interesting
 
Artificial butter flavoring linked to Alzheimer's Disease, offering an explanation for why idiots always burn microwave popcorn at the office
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(95)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
Followup
 
Rednecks and Christians turn out in droves to eat hot cock at Chick-Fil-A
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(1165)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 378: "Old, New, Borrowed, & Blue". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(99)
 


Wed August 01, 2012
(Science Daily)
 
Interesting
 
New research discovers best ways to avoid having people sit next to you on a bus. 'Looking like a hobo and smelling like urine' strangely not on list
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(117)
 
(KOIN Local 6 Portland)
 
Asinine
 
Hero: Off-duty lifeguard saves drowning boy at beach. Cool: He rides in the ambulance with the boy. WTF: Ambulance company bills him $2,600 for the ride
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(249)
 
(Enterprise News)
 
Fail
 
Welcome to our POOL. Notice there is no 'R' V' in... oh, damn
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(32)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
Amusing
 
Yard sale this weekend, from Michigan to Alabama
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(71)
 
(News4Jax)
 
Florida
 
Aint nothin' like going one way, crashing a truck, stripping naked and running toward a national monument, am I rite?
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(31)
 
(CNN)
 
Weird
 
Dutch man creates lifesize replica of Noah's Ark, forgets the rudder
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(149)
 
(Statesville Record and Landmark)
 
Stupid
 
Man wanted for stealing beer and cigarettes found sitting in lawn chair while drinking beer and smoking cigarette. Unclear if he owned chair
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(29)
 
(Imgur)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop this forkless rider
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(23)
 
(Some Olympic Guy)
 
Cool
 
Olympics discussion thread: East Coast Prime Time Highlight Show version. No spoilers for us day sleepers, please, can't we all just get along with the streamers?
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(465)
 
(AZ Family)
 
Obvious
 
It turns out Americans aren't as sensitive to gluten as we kept telling ourselves. "We have a lot of self-diagnosing going on out there"
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(454)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop these Costco shoppers
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(53)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
Strange
 
Study finds that smiling can help lower stress, except for those who you're royally creeping out right now
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(85)
 
(93.9 MIA)
 
Dumbass
 
The all-time shiattiest hiding place to avoid police capture: a motel septic tank
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(58)
 
(Patch)
 
Interesting
 
Bicycle riding "verbal rapist" shoots offended husband in face with pepper spray gun, admits conversation with man's wife may have been slightly "inappropriate"
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(142)
 
(News.com.au)
 
Sappy
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a few pics of a baby kangaroo and a baby wombat who are best friends and sleep in the same pouch
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(59)
 
(CNN)
 
Fail
 
U.S. Postal Service is on the verge of default. Time to letter go, boys
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(404)
 
(Pravda)
 
Interesting
 
Russia to revive army bases in three oceans
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(55)
 
(Patch)
 
Asinine
 
Store employee: "Are you going to pay for that biscuit?" Customer: "(GULP) What biscuit? I don't see any biscuit. (BURP)"
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(53)
 
(Lifehacker)
 
Obvious
 
Y U no hire me? I am JOB
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(271)
 
(Washington Post)
 
Strange
 
Woman in Capital region injured by arrow to the head, is still in contention for this year's Hunger Games
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(25)
 
(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
Dumbass
 
If a complaint about some cropduster scaring your cattle doesn't get the authorities' attention, a shotgun will
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(31)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
Strange
 
Wicked Burglar of the West steals woman's kitchen knife, potato peeler, and her little dog, too
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(8)
 
(NBC News)
 
Sick
 
You know, being a millionaire gets you lots of things: fancy cars, big houses, and yachts, but NOT the ability to keep your wife's corpse locked away in your bedroom for months
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(67)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
Obvious
 
If you're a man, 'women and children first' sounds like a noble principle. Unless you're on a sinking ship and they're blocking your route to the last life boat on the vessel
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(129)
 
(AZCentral)
 
Dumbass
 
Hottie special needs teacher has sexual relationship with 14 year old girl. And by hottie, I of course mean slightly wall-eyed and apparently raised up on that cornbread
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Followup
 
Volcanologist confirms New Zealands Mt. Tongariro is waking up from its 85 year nap and it's cranky
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(59)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
Dumbass
 
Driving with a suspended license for a DUI is never a good idea, especially when approaching a DUI checkpoint while drunk, drinking a beer, and putting on your sunglasses. YEAAAAHHHH
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(23)
 
(Smh.com.au)
 
Dumbass
 
Company 'social media expert' threatens to pimp slap customers; hates Australia 'and the scum people that populate it'
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(61)
 
(WSBTV)
 
Silly
 
Police chief asked to serve himself his own eviction notice. So he does what any reasonable person would do: claims that he cannot locate himself at his address
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(50)
 
(Newser)
 
Amusing
 
Fark-ready headline: Telling an Italian he has no balls is now a crime
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
Survey
 
Now that John Pike, the campus pepper-spray cop is looking for work, suggest some new options
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(117)
 
(Gawker)
 
Stupid
 
One Kansas couple found Walmart so erotic that a cleanup was later needed on Aisle 6
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(84)
 
(News.com.au)
 
Obvious
 
Remember this when you're driving: speed kills
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
Fail
 
Protip: If you're going to turn yourself in to the police to confess raping high school girls, make sure you're aware of the length of the statute of limitations. (with mugshot goodness)
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(57)
 
(The Weekly Standard)
 
Sad
 
US government to US high school swimmer Missy Franklin. Congratulations on winning two medals. That will be $14,000, please
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(385)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
Strange
 
It's not a restaurant, although you can get food. It's not a bar, although you can buy a stiff drink - and you'll need one
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(42)
 
(NJ.com)
 
Dumbass
 
NJ bicyclist arrested for doping
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(15)
 
(WTKR)
 
Asinine
 
Navy asks asshat tourists to stop flashing landing fighter planes with laser pointers, so naturally seven months later there have been more incidents than all of 2011
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(107)
 
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
Hero
 
Jack slips, crushing man under BMW. Hot daughter lifts BMW off her dad, throws it aside and performs CPR, saving his life
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(142)
 
(CSMonitor)
 
Spiffy
 
Protesters planning a Kiss Mor Chiks event at Chik Fil A today, encourging women to show up and kiss each other
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(409)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
Asinine
 
Subby always gets a tingle when sneaking into Victoria's Secret, but nothing like this 12 year old got
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(108)
 
(Guardian)
 
Interesting
 
The Japanese now have a 4.5 tonne robot that's armed to the teeth. Bonus: They have an app for it
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(97)
 
(SFGate)
 
Interesting
 
Mmmmmm...smoked pork
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(11)
 
(Local10)
 
Florida
 
Lex Luther disrupts Dark Night Rises showing
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(60)
 
(AZ Family)
 
Weird
 
That gypsy who predicted that when you were 8-months pregnant you would be hit by a naked carjacker driving on the wrong side of the road was right
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(9)
 
(Some Mom)
 
Spiffy
 
20-year-old mother on public assistance gives birth to sixth baby
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(78)
 
(CNN)
 
Interesting
 
Less than 1% of the world's population owns one-third of the guns on the planet. USA USA USA
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(234)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
Stupid
 
First they put the bar code on canned food and I said nothing because I don't use canned food. Then they put bar codes on pets and I said nothing because I don't have pets. Then they started putting bar codes on trees
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(24)
 
(Washington Post)
 
Interesting
 
In the DC Metro subway system, you can go into labor, but you'd best not try to eat the placenta
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
Amusing
 
Some countries extend the olive branch to newly democratized Libya. America extends the Cinnabon franchise, guaranteeing obesity, heart disease, and no future revolutions
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(41)
 
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
Strange
 
Well *here's* yer problem
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(37)
 
(News.com.au)
 
Dumbass
 
Note to parents: If you're going to cook methamphetamines at home, open a window once in a while
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(24)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
Amusing
 
While I appreciate you grabbing the steering wheel from the back seat after I passed out, perhaps next time you just put the car in neutral instead of driving into the lake, mkay?
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(17)
 
(Mega 949)
 
Dumbass
 
Swedish Christian Democrat complains about fap-worthy wiener ad that "included a close-up picture of a sausage, two hands, and two red lips wrapped around the tip." What a dick
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(63)
 
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
Amusing
 
News: Man arrested for stealing condoms from Wal-Mart. Fark: He also stole batting gloves, which takes the practice of performing safe masturbation to a whole new level
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(25)
 
(NBC News)
 
Obvious
 
Al-Qaida running out of volunteers for the number 2 position
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(65)
 
(Heath on Today)
 
Interesting
 
Doctors warn of rise in zumba injuries, recommend you wear plenty of padding around your zumba so it doesn't get broken
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(44)
 
(ABC)
 
Scary
 
Great White attacks swimmer off of Cape Cod. Swimmer being treated for bite marks, burns, and smoke inhalation
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(72)
 
(Spiegel)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop this pool peek
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(25)
 
(Colorado Daily)
 
Dumbass
 
After putting your best move on a girl and getting rejected do you (a) strut back to the boys and say she is not your type (b) hit on the girl standing next to her or (c) drop trou and pee on her leg
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(107)
 
(Some Guy)
 
PSA
 
Ladies, today marks the day that many women's preventive health services are required to be free under the Affordable Health Care Act. Take a moment to learn your options
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(516)
 
(The Sun)
 
Strange
 
Woman vows to eat nothing but entrails and organs for a year to help the environment, which sounds like an offal sacrifice
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(72)
 
(SacBee)
 
Followup
 
Fark's favorite pepper-spraying cop is seeking new opportunities, targets
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(194)
 
(The Sun)
 
Spiffy
 
Smoking hot 18-year-old snubs £250,000 gypsy wedding to be a glamour model (w/pics)
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(175)
 
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
Fail
 
Kid draws on rocks with chalk, mom gets charged with 'vandalism' and receives 50 hours of community service
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(130)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
Sappy
 
Not news: Couple weds at St. Vincent's... Sappy: ...hospital the day before her brain surgery. Fark: They've nearly died half a dozen times
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(31)
 
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
Fail
 
Autopsy 101: Make sure you cut open the right dead guy
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(27)
 
(SFGate)
 
Weird
 
Army eradicates wasps with flamethrowers. I guess Cape Cod won't be so crowded this summer
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(65)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
Florida
 
Florida's education commissioner resigns after realizing trying to reform the state's education platform was like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic
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(43)
 
(CBS News)
 
Sad
 
Gore Vidal 86ed
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(142)
 
(CBC)
 
Scary
 
Travelling public: "Airline food can't get any worse." Air Canada: "Challenge accepted"
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(72)
 


Tue July 31, 2012
(GQ Australia)
 
Obvious
 
GQ magazine determines characteristics of the ideal man that women will dump in a heartbeat for an unemployed guitarist
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(205)
 
(WTSP)
 
Dumbass
 
Homeless people need somewhere to have sex too, but near a children's playground probably isn't the best place
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(58)
 
(WFAA)
 
Scary
 
Bird strike damages Denver-bound 737. With HOLY FLOCKING SHRIKE pics
source: wfaa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(Forbes)
 
Interesting
 
The most surprising six-figure jobs in America
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(179)
 
(Live Science)
 
Spiffy
 
Archeologists discover 3000 year-old statue of a warrior king in Turkey. Apparently--it was just as surprised as they were
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(75)
 
(SFGate)
 
Asinine
 
Mom suing the police that didn't immediately help her snowflake--after he shot himself while fleeing and trying to shoot at the police
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(135)
 
(Some Olympics Guy)
 
Cool
 
Phelps and Women's Gymnastics. It's all about the drama and hope for redemption in tonight's NBC Space/Time Continuum Temporal Shifting Olympics prime time view thread. No spoilers please, we were out all day
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(768)
 
(Imgur)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop Challenge: Design a new pet treat. Difficulty: No cats fed to dogs
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(27)
 
(Neatorama)
 
Sappy
 
Most famous mutts, bite it Caturday
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(100)
 
(Patch)
 
Interesting
 
Worried that students are "getting too smart for their britches," rural Georgia school system shortens school year by 20 days
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(98)
 
(AL.com)
 
Dumbass
 
If you're going to rob the restaurant where you work, remember : 1) Don't rob it moments after your shift is over. 2) Wear a disguise that actually fools your co-workers. 3) Don't return while detectives are investigating the crime
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(29)
 
(Fark)
 
FarkBlog
 
A few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/22 - 7/28
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(19)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
Obvious
 
Dog
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(413)
 
(Times of Israel)
 
Amusing
 
Where's my secretary? Someone? Anyone? Oh, to hell with it, I'll just type the thing myself
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(72)
 
(National Geographic)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop these wild horses
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(47)
 
(Washington Post)
 
PSA
 
Are you looking at gadgets to keep you from forgetting about your kids in the back of the car? Forget them
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
Stupid
 
I guess it's illegal to have a Facebook party in Germany
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(100)
 
(Slate)
 
Hero
 
US women's beach volleyball players explain why they still wear bikinis. Because they farking love America, that's why
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(254)
 
(PennLive)
 
Strange
 
You know what would go really well with these drum kit parts I'm about to steal? Frozen meat
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Silly
 
Despite strong showings in Defenestration and Feline Avoidance, Britain's Rolo the Hamster stumbles in Wheelie Bin Navigation, misses Flat Escaping gold in London. (w/ cute-ass pic of athlete and coach)
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(30)
 
(Northern Territory News)
 
Followup
 
"Why I stuck a cracker up my clacker". From Australia, Asia's Florida
source: ntnews.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(WILX Michigan)
 
Interesting
 
A man, a plan, a canal: Nicaragua?
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(60)
 
(AP)
 
Interesting
 
A Perfect Circle: Pro-bomb voices grow louder in Japan as the country considers making nuclear weapons
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(135)
 
(Irish Examiner)
 
Strange
 
Outrage erupts in Ireland over shortage of: A) Whiskey B) Potatoes or C) Thong underwear
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(59)
 
(Stylist)
 
Cool
 
Where bikinis meet their (literary) match
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(31)
 
(ACLU)
 
Obvious
 
ACLU: The biggest new spying program you've probably never heard of
source: aclu.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(National Post)
 
Interesting
 
Canadian army ad that compares building a canoe to working on a war ship is offensive to natives, probably because the birch bark that natives use to build canoes is far superior to the bark that Canadians use to build their war ships
source: news.nationalpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
Fail
 
Man pulls gun during fight, shoots himself
source: nbcwashington.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
Strange
 
They are smiling more. If you lock onto their stare long enough, they'll give you one back. And thank God there were no lightning strikes during training camp - so no one needed musk deer gland therapy
source: myfoxdc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Smart Money)
 
Interesting
 
Good news: Most retirees will live longer than they think. Bad news: Most retirees will live longer than they think
source: blogs.smartmoney.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)