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NASA Cam for Curiosity's landing. Coverage of the event is scheduled to begin at 11:30 p.m. Sunday night (ET) and go until 4 a.m. Monday morning. The landing itself is scheduled for 1:31 a.m. Monday
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do YOU have a £100m lost da Vinci hanging on the wall of a your farmhouse? It's more likely than you think
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(50)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Good thing the Boy Scouts reaffirmed their stance on gays, that way they can get back to dealing with the covering up repeated sexual abuse scandals
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(175)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
SEX TYPE: Hackers Program Obscene Meme Into Road Sign. Hilarity Ensues.
 
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
I start a new job tomorrow. What is the best way to make myself known on day 1?
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(550)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Spice kills man in transport accident after failure to navigate a route
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(110)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
USDA decides to replace federal inspectors in chicken plants with plant workers. They also speed up the slaughter lines so that the "inspectors" get 1/3 of a second to inspect each chicken. What could possibly go wrong?
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(227)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop these stranded train passengers
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(25)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Student at Central Florida University writes app to improve campus course-selection system, gets extra credit for his efforts. Just kidding, the project has been terminated and he faces three semesters of academic probation
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(97)
 
(Imaging Resource)
 
 
 
Prime-time Olympics NBC East Coast viewing thread, Sunday Edition: With an extra hour of time-shifted highlights and complaints about, well, everything about it. No spoilers for those of us not streaming all day
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Not News: Medieval festival is robbed. News: By thieves dressed as knights armed with a sword and an axe. Fark: the money was surrendered to the thieves in Bitche, France
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Owners of Jersey Shore Psychic arrested on counterfeiting charges. I bet you saw this cliched headline about them not seeing the arrests coming coming
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(34)
 
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Social Security not deal it once was for workers, reports Ric Romero
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Attention airline employees: Make sure you know the difference between a man who is staggering around because he is a drunk and a man who is staggering around because he has Parkinson's disease
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(53)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man invents a park bench that can be folded and locked up at the end of the day. Pigeons, homeless people, and drug abusers not amused
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(53)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Syrian rebel fighter
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(21)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bored moms turning to sex, drugs
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(252)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Iraqi wedding parties can now ride in 34-foot long stretch Hummers; therefore, the US invasion was justified and George W. Bush should receive the Nobel Peace Prize
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(68)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
The Woman's Christian Temperance Union is still trying to eliminate alcohol, and this week they're bringing their brand of idiocy to Nebraska
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
You know those Coke Freestyle machines in restaurants that have 120 different flavors? Well, they are considering also stocking them with Jack Daniels, rum, tequila and vodak
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Tired of your husband being an annoying, sanctimonious Vegan? Try tempting him with a bacon sandwich stuffed into your underwear. It worked for Kate Moss
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(186)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Multiple people shot at a Sikh temple in Oak Creek, Wisconsin
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(1548)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Just because the police are traveling at a high rate of speed with the sirens on, it does not mean they're chasing you
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(32)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Let's talk taco
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(75)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
U.S. cigarette use down, smoking of cigarette-like cigars up. Put that in your pipe and smoke it
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(117)
 
(WotWentWrong)
 
 
 
Does drinking too much on a first date always lead to bad news?
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(75)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
So is that a banana in your HOLY CRAP
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(56)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How to defeat your internet enemies, and crush them into the dust
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(137)
 
(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Four New Hampshire cops that were wounded in the shootout that killed their police chief are suing the mother of the shooter because it was her house, and gosh darn it, she should have known better
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(82)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you have decided to become a supervillain, and are in the market for a new secret lair, you may want to consider this article first
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(34)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pot head
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Someone actually came up with a win-win solution to the Chick-FIL-A debacle
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(366)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
August 5th is International Beer Day. What will you be drinking?
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(210)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scientists putting genetics to work to help find missing children; replacement research still ongoing
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(12)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
The mayor of Puerto Rico's capital says he will sleep aboard a bus on the streets of San Juan to prove they are safe. What could possibly go wrong?
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(30)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
England calls for a ban on a tattooed preacher who claims that he cures cancer by kicking people in the face. Still no cure for can......wait, WTF?
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(76)
 
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
5 armed thugs try to rob a jewelry store. Unfortunately for them, grandma was packing some heat
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(126)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
With one exception, all U.S. presidents are directly descended from one medieval English king
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(217)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Homesick cancer patient immersed in virtual cats
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(16)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Krazy the Clown to admit defeat following the ascendancy of Sideshow Bob
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(51)
 
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Otter pops another woman (w/video)
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(40)
 
(AM and PM News)
 
 
 
Farker GWSuperfan is doing a happy dance over his latest victory in local politics
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(95)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
8 things you need to know to not die at the beach, get out of Jersey surprisingly absent from the list
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(49)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Having cleaned up all other crime in the city, NYC police rough up, handcuff and detain 15-year-old girl for using someone else's MetroCard. Except it was her card
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(162)
 


Sat August 04, 2012
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Average drinker spends a year of their life at the pub. The Sun is there, outside, or so I hear
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(49)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Wasps: What are they good for, again? Well, wine-making, it turns out. Scientists say that wine drinkers can thank wasps and hornets for the complex aroma and taste of their favorite vino
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(50)
 
(The Cincinnati Herald)
 
 
 
Motel 6, we'll leave the burning cross on for you
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Reminder: Royal Oak, Michigan Fark Party Monday, August 13th 2012. Come for the Movie Premiere, Stay for the Dream Cruise. LGT Original Thread
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(15)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Woman uses inflatable sex doll to slow traffic at busy intersection; officials say the whole thing has been blown out of proportion (w/video)
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(36)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Woman completes the mother-of-the-year triathlon by popping prescription pills, driving around with a child in the back seat, and crashing into a propane tank to score her second DUI in a week
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(34)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Man fights city hall - tells it to mow its own lawn
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(124)
 
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Photoshop these fun-time water warriors
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(20)
 
(Some Olympics Guy)
 
 
 
Déjà vu all over again in your NBC East Coast Spoiler Free Prime Time Spoiler-Free Olympics Viewing Thread. Now with more beach volleyball, capital letters
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(404)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
News: Man arrested for growing more than 400 pot plants, intending to distribute more than 100 lbs. Fark: He's 87 years old
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(55)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Which is worst, a felon snatching a necklace from a: A.) 3-year-old girl B.) 71-year-old grandmother C.) 3-year-old girl being held by her 71-year-old grandmother?
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(39)
 
(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Cops declareth Apple Squires invited giglot to doth party forced indentured courtesanship upon her at thine Knights Inn instead
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(34)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Hatters gonna hat
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(88)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Freedom of the press still exists, as long as you're not a journalist reporting about a police officer beating up a handcuffed kid in a high school cafeteria
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(206)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Caesars Palace bets $17 million on new buffet with 524 menu items and names it "Bacchanal", sadly "Vomitorium," "Eat Tu Brutus" and "Grubis Maximus" did not make it
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(DeKalb Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Northern Illinois University employees have scrapped over $13,000 worth of metal in the past 7.5 years, none of it went back to the college. Employees: "What? Should we not have done that?"
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(75)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Man acts as own attorney, tells judge, "You trippin'. I going to trial." As you might expect, this did not end well
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Sex Doesn't Always Sell: Why female Olympians fail in advertisements. With 'You'd buy whatever the hell she was selling' pic
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(201)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Burglar tries to break into a front door using a blowtorch. Since this is Fark and he was in Florida, you can guess how that plan worked out
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(32)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this furious feline
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(22)
 
(Health on Today)
 
 
 
Study reveals how a neat freak and a slob can live in peace. Apparently, it involves a snappy theme song by Neal Hefti, and being filmed in front of a live studio audience
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iran upgrades to Photoshop CS6
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(70)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hot 44-year-old English teacher escapes prison despite boasting about sex with students: 'I just can't help wanting these hot young boys...and they want me' (w/pics)
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(101)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
23 things we should just forget about the '90s
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(324)
 
(Lynn Daily Item)
 
 
 
If you make less than $13,600 per year you're entitled to a public defender. Unless you have a girlfriend
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(77)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
You know your homemade prison alcohol is potent when four inmates need to be taken to the hospital because of it
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(43)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Ugly Rita, meter maid, may I insult you, screaming?
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(23)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Today is the 120th anniversary of the Lizzie Borden axe murders. More importantly, it's the 37th anniversary of the movie where Elizabeth Montgomery played Lizzie Borden, and got naked, which inspired way more than 40 whacks
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(142)
 
(Patriot Ledger)
 
 
 
Father turns in daughter for bank robbery after she refuses to go to rehab, but bails her out later
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(19)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apparently, as The Onion has just learned, it's still too soon to show pictures of planes flying into buildings
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(192)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The parents of George Zimmerman have set up an online fund. Fark: Not for legal bills, but to pay their living expenses
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(222)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
If your girlfriend tells you she's got the perfect girl for a threesome, make certain it's not a 13 year-old girl you both start sending text messages to
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(66)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop this WTC erector and the erector's inspectors
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(16)
 
(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
Two extremely rare white lion cubs have been born in captivity to a zoo in Mexico, making for a very wild Caturday
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(650)
 
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Local people to crazy boat man: "Finish your damn boat" (w/video)
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(64)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High School Lacrosse coach and Southwest Airlines make a team member take responsibility for his actions after he jumped in line. He had to apologize to the entire jet on the PA system
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(42)
 
(The Ledger)
 
 
 
Son, a cigar wrapper full of weed on the console of your truck and a dead alligator in your tool box is no way to go through life. And if your last name is Stoner, you're just askin' for an arrestin'
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(19)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Perhaps the most important article ever published
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(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Finally, the true secret to a happy marriage is revealed. Get angry
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(45)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Sioux City, Iowa smelled even worse than usual after a truck spilled animal guts all over the streets
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police save baby deer from 20-foot-deep manhole as bystanders, Richard Gere look on in awe
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(25)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Missing father returns after 23 years. Good, because the trash ain't taking itself to the curb
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(38)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Smoking can be hazardous to your health, especially if you're in the wrong car
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(17)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ahh, to be young and Amish in New York City
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(58)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Apparently the good people of Arizona need to be reminded that it's not a good idea to play in runoff water contaminated with pet waste, pesticides, herbicides, auto fluids, and broken glass
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(52)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Vintage Abraham Lincoln photographs
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(104)
 
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Delta flight:Tower come in, over. Tower: Go ahead Delta. Delta Flight: Oh No Not The BEES
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(31)
 


Fri August 03, 2012
(BBC)
 
 
 
UN to send strongly worded letter to itself
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Long Island man tries to fake his own death to escape his marriage and collect life insurance, forgets to delete the e-mails sent to his son detailing his cunning plan
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(29)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Man accused of stealing DVDs, fleeing scene in a car, returning to the scene, crashing the car, fleeing on foot, shaving his beard, returning to scene, attempting to head butt an officer, getting tazed. Ta-da
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(35)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
I present to you the Black & Decker home wrecker
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(59)
 
(Letters of Note)
 
 
 
Patrick Hitler's letter to FDR asking to fight against uncle
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(126)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Restaurant says sushi served up on naked models feeds 15, costs $500. Something smells fishy here
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(86)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Metal paper clips banned for being too dangerous in the the hands of twits
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(62)
 
(Stratford Star News)
 
 
 
If you yell "WOOOOO" you'd better have a good reason or you'll be explaining why you yelled "WOOOOO" to a judge
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(101)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
School shows 5-year-old students sex education film with naked cartoon characters chasing each other around a bedroom with a feather before having sex. Bonus: Animated scene of ejaculation
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(89)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Archaeological chocolate find suggests ancient Mayans probably made chicken molé, although they didn't have peanut butter so they couldn't make proper molé
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(45)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
To hunt down Joseph Kony, the U.S. is dispatching drones to Africa that can see right through jungle. Proving again that trimmed bush is easier to manage
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(78)
 
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Run and swim to the left, biatch and moan to the right. Let's do the time warp again. NBC East Coast Spoiler Free Olympic discussion thread
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(312)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
We have cell phone towers shaped like different kinds of trees, crosses, and (in a recent fark thread), penises. Design what you think they should look like. Link goes to GIS for cell phone tower
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(28)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Lawyer in Pussy Riot trial discharges on judge
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(33)
 
(Evansville Courier Press)
 
 
 
Nudists complain about 69 disturbing their solitude
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(29)
 
(ABC 7 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Family self-moving to Florida lock their three kids, elderly grandparents into back of U-Haul truck for the trip. Hilarity ensues
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(58)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Tfarkette forced, pretty much at gun point, to write an article explaining memes for her day job, does a half-assed job and gives Fark a shameless plug. Which ones did she leave out?
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(136)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Male trees winning battle of the sexes in Canada
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(31)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ driver goes airborne, jumps 6 Mini Coopers, hitting a 7th and damaging 9. That's pretty Evel
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(15)
 
(The Daily Dolt)
 
 
 
Super cute lesbian couple invites Chick-fil-A president to dinner ("super cute" as in "awww" not "smokin' hot," so delete that snarky comment you just wrote)
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(278)
 
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
HUGE police sweep in Maine arrests three people. Two for forgetting to say "excuse me" before they passed other people, and one for inciting panic by locking their house door
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(59)
 
(Mega 949)
 
 
 
Arizona town's historic 84 yr old cotton gin being torn down because it's filled with roosting penguins. Wait, what?
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(83)
 
(Some Squarebob)
 
 
 
It's the 6th annual fundraising thread for TFer's MS Bike Tour. Support the handicapped...they're fun to watch
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(145)
 
(Photo District News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this chocolate chop
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(21)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Fark Weird News Quiz is back. Hey, it's not like you were doing anything important right now
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(46)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Masked invaders storm Toronto City Hall
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(49)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
WHO: Hey, you guys wouldn't have happened to have seen if one of those prisoners was being treating for ebola, have you?
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(85)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Palestinians learn that perhaps Syria was not the best place to seek refuge from shelling
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(61)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Some are accusing NBC of racism for running a promo featuring a monkey doing gymnastics after Gabby Douglas won her gold medal. Also, some people are idiots
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(213)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Butter knife...$1. Showing off your deep throat skills to friends...$0. Getting an x-ray of the butter knife lodged in your esophagus...priceless
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(117)
 
(CafeMom)
 
 
 
Karma the Impaler
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(69)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Rattlesnake bites girl at Manatee daycare center. OH CRAP, THE SNAKES ARE DISGUISING THEMSELVES AS MANATEES
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(36)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Fishermen in Alaska river make a catch with their net: a panicking bear cub stuck in a whirlpool
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(88)
 
(Xinhua)
 
 
 
Wen calls for improved flood control. (When?) Yes. (What?) No, Wen. (That's what I'm asking.) Who? (No, when.) YES, WEN. (THAT'S WHAT I'M *ASKING*)
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(31)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Let him fight instead of being shot." A Lincoln
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(68)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
July unemployment ↑, June employment numbers revised ↓, American public still caught between ↔
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(127)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYPD: Suspect in upskirt video case is said to be an expert in minimally invasive surgical procedures
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(22)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
♫ Hey diddle diddle ♫ The cat and the fiddle ♫ The cows jumped over the fence ♫ The little dog laughed to see such sport ♫ And the farmer wants some recompense ♫
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
74-year old bachelor decides to sell off the antique car collection he spent 45 years assembling in effort to go on his first date
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(54)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Man waits 26 years but finally photographs the Loch Ness Monster. Is his image a) Picture perfect, high resolution proof of the beast's existence, sending shockwaves through zoological circles. b) Blurry shiat
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(99)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"In Recognition of your 4th Place Olympic Games 2012"
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(40)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Human teeth are as hard as shark teeth, according to new report. So next time you're in the water, feel free to bite them back
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(26)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Woman is the victim of a hit-and-run. She dies. Police say her husband is a person of interest. They find his empty car a block away, wrecked. Fark: They find him dead in a creek nearby hours later
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(35)
 
(Big 1059)
 
 
 
Woman at police department gives description of man who robbed her house: "That's him, over there, registering as a sex offender"
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(9)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
Sorry ladies, not today. Women banned from superfast water slide after a series of "intimate injuries"
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(113)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago will start its new policy of ticketing pot smokers instead of arresting them today, just in time for Lollapalooza to kick off. Organizers were happy to learn of the start date, as otherwise it would resulted in an 80% loss of attendees
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(25)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Prison nurse who had sex with inmate loses appeal." Yeah, I could totally see that
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(16)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Man texts, "I need to quit texting because I could die in a car accident..." immediately before driving off a cliff
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(95)
 
(Politifact)
 
 
 
As it turns out, the story of the gold medalist swimmer Missy Franklin owing a shiatton of taxes on her Olympic cash prize was blown way out of the water
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(105)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Finally an answer to one of life's burning questions: Why does your dog stink?
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(43)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
"Huge cache of guns" found in car, homeless man arrested. With picture of what is considered a "HUGE" cache of weapons in San Francisco
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(189)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Syrian President Bashar al-Assad is running his country so well that he's running out of ammunition to praise his supporters with. Syriasly
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(20)
 
(Lip Magazine)
 
 
 
You may think that Fifty Shades of Grey is just a book about kinky sex. But it's really about control and romanticized abuse. Take the sex out of it, and Christian Grey is just a controlling boyfriend. Or with the sex in it
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(132)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
First opera about the war in Iraq now being performed. Critics say it costs too much, lasts too long and at the end there is no way to get out of the theater
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cool: ATM glitch allows you to withdraw large sums of money not in your account. Stupid: You brag about it on Facebook
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(45)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
11-year-old cheetah breaks her own land speed record--doping suspected
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(32)
 
(CBS Tampa)
 
 
 
If you're having trouble getting your boyfriend or girlfriend into the sack, you might book a trip to Miami when a hurricane is approaching
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(19)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
After discovering her young son has already eaten a games console lead and a plugged-in phone charger, mother-of-the-year candidate does the logical thing and makes him wear rubber-soled shoes to protect him from the danger of electrocution
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Getting to compete in the Olympics requires natural ability, good coaching, tireless training, and occasionally a gaggle of hookers
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(30)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
Six-year-old boy flying with father pulls landing gear lever just as plane touches down, retracting landing gear and putting plane on its belly. I'M HELPING
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(99)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Meet the anarchists next door. She is kind of cute
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(307)
 
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
City's financial records have been falsified for 13 of the past 16 years, now it's facing having its equipment repossessed and making payments to the families of three men killed by police. Solution: bankruptcy
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(36)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
"The lunch rush is the most popular, so between 11:45 and 1:00 you see, pretty much, 85 percent of your people," said the a) deli owner, b) waitress at the diner, c) the online undercover prostitute
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(55)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Carjacker demands occupants open door; 3 police officers inside comply
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(28)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sandusky charity drops pants for internal probe
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(54)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Record heatwave turning Oklahoma city into a Salvador Dali painting as even the street lights are starting to melt
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(95)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Kidnapping children with an unloaded gun just so they know what it is like is a felony called "kidnapping" even if you don't write a ransom note
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(41)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
One killed as Megabus turned into Shortbus
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(50)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Author of the "Born to Shop" travel books has shopped 'til she dropped
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(5)
 
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Employee at Whole Foods arrested for trying to get a better look at the organic clams
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(56)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"The elite troops start drinking at sunrise, then head off to city parks to brawl". Welcome to Paratrooper Day in Russia
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(49)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Woman suing over her husband's fatal bear mauling asks the judge to visit the site. Judge: "No thanks. There are bears over there"
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(74)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this muralist in Mumbai
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(29)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Not sure what makes this guy scarier: pretending that he had a gun inside a movie theater or just looking at his hair
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(73)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Exec loses job after YouTube rant at Chick-fil-A drive-thru
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(660)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Chihuahua finds two missing girls in forest. "It's great and all, but now I wish it would just shut the hell up"
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(46)
 
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Another megachurch pastor goes down, this time on a teenage girl
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(121)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Hooters announces plans to undergo revitalization in order to try and appeal to women
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(184)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you go on vacation to Spain, please leave the Deathstalker scorpions there upon your return
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(41)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Farmer with tractor goes all Gravedigger and Bigfoot on some police cars
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(105)
 


Thu August 02, 2012
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Someone call 911. Chick fil-A is on fire
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(173)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stagecoaches, outhouses and general stores: Inside the preserved American ghost town left untouched for almost 70 years
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(88)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The waiting is the hardest part... especially if you die after waiting four hours in an ambulance outside the hospital
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(103)
 
(Some Olympic Guy)
 
 
 
Better late than never: It's your spoiler-free East Coast NBC USA E-I-E-I-O Prime time Olympics viewing thread
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(284)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you know how to make 50 gallons of realistic-looking poop out of soybean paste and rice, Bill Gates would like a word with you
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(103)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Sombrero Galaxy
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(42)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Bicyclist who killed an elderly man doesn't want to be bothered with court appearances
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(309)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The IRS has no problem finding and auditing your home office deductions, but somehow sent $3.3 million in refunds to a single address that filed 2,137 separate tax returns in a single year
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(55)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Need help coming up with a name for my daughter's soccer team. Color is orange. Sponsor is a landscaping company
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(271)
 
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen... THE BEETLES
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A massive sinkhole forms in Brooklyn--and I thought the Nets season didn't start until November
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(46)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
'Ward, I think there's something wrong with the Beaver'
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(75)
 
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Girl creates Facebook group for those who are "sick of bullies." Why you friending yourself, dork? Why you friending yourself, dork? Why you friending yourself, dork? Why you friending yourself, dork?
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(139)
 
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
You know those articles where some gambler sues the casino because he loses a million and a half dollars? Well this one is like that except it is the other way around
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(143)
 
(The New American)
 
 
 
Fluoride shown to lower IQ. Tin foil stock skyrocketing
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(194)
 
(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this naval nasal spray
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(20)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Facebook is full of phonies, says Facebook
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(85)
 
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Tanning mom reveals fresh-faced new look after one month of no tanning but says "I feel weird and pale"
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(70)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Officer: "Nice pedo van. Seen a couple of missing pre-teen girls?" Man: "Nope." Officer: "Good day, citizen"
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(68)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
No hips joints, no knee joints, no permanent home (Slide show, but Awwww)
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(48)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Julia Child would have been 100 years old today, so of course somebody made a mashup of her and Guns and Roses' 'Sweet Child o' Mine.'
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(64)
 
(Craigslist)
 
 
 
STOLEN: Van, full of sex toys and porn. Need it back so I can donate it to the church
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(59)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Businessman who only likes watching the first half of movies aims to create a real-life Jurassic Park right after he funds a full scale replica of the Titanic
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(104)
 
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Yo quiero new zip code
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(54)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Sick, jail, whatever...either way I'm not coming to work today
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(68)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
You mother always told you to put on clean (unripped) underwear in case you have to take off your wet clothes while searching strangers houses for tennis balls for your dog
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(15)
 
(Fairbanks Daily Newsminer)
 
 
 
Not News: Man Gets DUI. News: Blood Alcohol Is Four Times The Legal Limit. FARK: Gets DUI While Rafting On A River
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(120)
 
(Killeen Daily Herald)
 
 
 
When getting in an argument with your boyfriend, do you A) slap him? B) throw a pot of cooking oil at him? C) grab the household stripper pole and beat him in the head? D) all of the above?
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(53)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Officials express concern over LA County Government computer system meltdown from (a) hackers (b) virus (c) workers watching the Olympics
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(29)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
You're being loud at a bar and a cop tells you to calm down. Do you (A) slap the cop in the face, break his glasses and damage a nearby truck; or (B) literally anything other than (A)?
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(23)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The cutest police chase you'll ever see
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(118)
 
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Too late
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(52)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Father of the year leaves his 2 and 4 year old sleeping to go out drinking, then comes home drunk and goes to sleep. Except that isn't his home. And that bed is currently occupied by an old married couple
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(18)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
"So, it would seem a little odd that a highly paid government worker would be staggering around a McDonald's parking lot, without a car, demanding burgers and fries from a drive-thru"
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(38)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Apparently, you cannot drink beer in public and say it's for "medicinal purposes"
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(34)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Let's try this again: There are no 'secret' Navy SEALs, so stop claiming to be one while you scam people by claiming to raise money for 9/11 victims
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(114)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
The Pentagon's Missile Defense Agency issues a warning to its employees and contractors regarding the use of government computers for unauthorized launches
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(18)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
USC plans to start a "think tank" with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Instead of international policy issues, these think tank members will think about killer robots, boobies, sunglasses, puny men, and yelling "GET DOWN"
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(50)
 
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
New species of trouser snake discovered in Brazil
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(30)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Priceless Stradivarius violin left on a train returned by a good samaritan with no strings attached
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(56)
 
(Chicago Now)
 
 
 
So you are charged with murder? WAT DO? With eggceptional illustration of what a murder scene may look like
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(61)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sexy Costa Rican political official is fired after a "racy" video of her is posted online. (link to video in article, and yes you would hit it)
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(98)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Arrested man shoots himself in the head. Degree of difficulty: While handcuffed in the back of a squad car. Likelihood of a coverup scoring: Canada 5.0, Brazil: 5.1, Chinese 5.0, and a perfect score by the judges on the right
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(146)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I'm a normal size. I wish we could all be known as models, rather than 'plus-size,'" says 6ft 2in tall size 16 lingerie model
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(449)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Air traffic controllers at DC's Reagan National airport were seconds away from joining the very exclusive Mile-High Three-Way Club
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(41)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Teenager uses AK-47 Ginsu to kill 8, wound 5 in China
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(127)
 
(Totally Cool Pix)
 
 
 
Best Of The Olympic Games Day 5
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(48)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Rare skin disorder bonds families at conference. Ewww
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(53)
 
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
A gun-toting suspect had victimized five people in less than 24 hours. He has been arrested twice before for robbery-related offenses. This time around he's going to be SOOOO grounded
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(55)
 
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
It's not everyday that you see a python in your backyard, but seeing two in four days is something special
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(27)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Pringles: Once you pop, you knock out your father's tooth, and wake up in prison
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(41)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Psychiatrist of the Colorado shooter warned his university about his murderous fantasies weeks before the shooting. University's response: "oh well we don't need to do anything cuz he's dropping out anyway"
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(252)
 
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Apparently you can catch more than just flies with honey
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(78)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dismayed dog
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(37)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Shoddy construction can sometimes cost you an arm and a - well, almost an arm
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(55)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cute 15-year-old girl's fake tan addiction costs £400 per month: "People yell 'Oompa Loompa' at me" (w/pics)
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(242)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
UC professor proposes updated "Stages of Grief": 1. Denial. 2. Anger. 3. Bargaining. 4. Gun Buying. 5. Arson. 6. Gun Rampage. 7. Rape. 8. More Arson. 9. Suicide
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(76)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Penguins get shark roommates at California aquarium. Sharks get dinner guests
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(27)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
You've probably never heard of it, but this San Francisco bike-in movie may create a hive of hipsterism so dense that the resulting dwarf star will consume us all
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(84)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Chile trying to get their children to eat healthier by taking away their free toys
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(48)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
She sells Seychelles
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen shoots at then stabs neighbor 22 times because of argument on Xbox Live, unlocks attempted murder achievement
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(90)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
If bleach can clean out that mustard stain, I wonder if it can clean out your kidneys?
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(37)
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Perhaps right now is not the best time to make your "real-life superhero" debut by approaching random strangers in the Home Depot parking lot while wearing your Batman-like costume
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(64)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Mexico has a major drug problem. Also a general drug problem, and a lieutenant colonel drug problem
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(50)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, I thought teddy bears could fly
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(36)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Artificial butter flavoring linked to Alzheimer's Disease, offering an explanation for why idiots always burn microwave popcorn at the office
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(95)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Rednecks and Christians turn out in droves to eat hot cock at Chick-Fil-A
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(1165)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 378: "Old, New, Borrowed, & Blue". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(99)
 


Wed August 01, 2012
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
New research discovers best ways to avoid having people sit next to you on a bus. 'Looking like a hobo and smelling like urine' strangely not on list
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(117)
 
(KOIN Local 6 Portland)
 
 
 
Hero: Off-duty lifeguard saves drowning boy at beach. Cool: He rides in the ambulance with the boy. WTF: Ambulance company bills him $2,600 for the ride
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(249)
 
(Enterprise News)
 
 
 
Welcome to our POOL. Notice there is no 'R' V' in... oh, damn
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(32)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Yard sale this weekend, from Michigan to Alabama
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(71)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Aint nothin' like going one way, crashing a truck, stripping naked and running toward a national monument, am I rite?
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(31)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dutch man creates lifesize replica of Noah's Ark, forgets the rudder
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(149)
 
(Statesville Record and Landmark)
 
 
 
Man wanted for stealing beer and cigarettes found sitting in lawn chair while drinking beer and smoking cigarette. Unclear if he owned chair
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(29)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this forkless rider
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(23)
 
(Some Olympic Guy)
 
 
 
Olympics discussion thread: East Coast Prime Time Highlight Show version. No spoilers for us day sleepers, please, can't we all just get along with the streamers?
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(465)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It turns out Americans aren't as sensitive to gluten as we kept telling ourselves. "We have a lot of self-diagnosing going on out there"
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(454)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Costco shoppers
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(53)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Study finds that smiling can help lower stress, except for those who you're royally creeping out right now
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(85)
 
(93.9 MIA)
 
 
 
The all-time shiattiest hiding place to avoid police capture: a motel septic tank
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(58)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Bicycle riding "verbal rapist" shoots offended husband in face with pepper spray gun, admits conversation with man's wife may have been slightly "inappropriate"
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(142)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a few pics of a baby kangaroo and a baby wombat who are best friends and sleep in the same pouch
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(59)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. Postal Service is on the verge of default. Time to letter go, boys
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(404)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russia to revive army bases in three oceans
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(55)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Store employee: "Are you going to pay for that biscuit?" Customer: "(GULP) What biscuit? I don't see any biscuit. (BURP)"
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(53)
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Y U no hire me? I am JOB
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(271)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Woman in Capital region injured by arrow to the head, is still in contention for this year's Hunger Games
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(25)
 
(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
If a complaint about some cropduster scaring your cattle doesn't get the authorities' attention, a shotgun will
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(31)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Wicked Burglar of the West steals woman's kitchen knife, potato peeler, and her little dog, too
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(8)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
You know, being a millionaire gets you lots of things: fancy cars, big houses, and yachts, but NOT the ability to keep your wife's corpse locked away in your bedroom for months
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(67)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you're a man, 'women and children first' sounds like a noble principle. Unless you're on a sinking ship and they're blocking your route to the last life boat on the vessel
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(129)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Hottie special needs teacher has sexual relationship with 14 year old girl. And by hottie, I of course mean slightly wall-eyed and apparently raised up on that cornbread
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Volcanologist confirms New Zealands Mt. Tongariro is waking up from its 85 year nap and it's cranky
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(59)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Driving with a suspended license for a DUI is never a good idea, especially when approaching a DUI checkpoint while drunk, drinking a beer, and putting on your sunglasses. YEAAAAHHHH
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Company 'social media expert' threatens to pimp slap customers; hates Australia 'and the scum people that populate it'
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(61)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Police chief asked to serve himself his own eviction notice. So he does what any reasonable person would do: claims that he cannot locate himself at his address
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(50)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Telling an Italian he has no balls is now a crime
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Now that John Pike, the campus pepper-spray cop is looking for work, suggest some new options
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(117)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
One Kansas couple found Walmart so erotic that a cleanup was later needed on Aisle 6
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(84)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Remember this when you're driving: speed kills
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to turn yourself in to the police to confess raping high school girls, make sure you're aware of the length of the statute of limitations. (with mugshot goodness)
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
US government to US high school swimmer Missy Franklin. Congratulations on winning two medals. That will be $14,000, please
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(385)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
It's not a restaurant, although you can get food. It's not a bar, although you can buy a stiff drink - and you'll need one
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ bicyclist arrested for doping
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(15)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Navy asks asshat tourists to stop flashing landing fighter planes with laser pointers, so naturally seven months later there have been more incidents than all of 2011
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Jack slips, crushing man under BMW. Hot daughter lifts BMW off her dad, throws it aside and performs CPR, saving his life
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(142)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Protesters planning a Kiss Mor Chiks event at Chik Fil A today, encourging women to show up and kiss each other
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(409)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Subby always gets a tingle when sneaking into Victoria's Secret, but nothing like this 12 year old got
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(108)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Japanese now have a 4.5 tonne robot that's armed to the teeth. Bonus: They have an app for it
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(97)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Mmmmmm...smoked pork
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(11)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Lex Luther disrupts Dark Night Rises showing
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(60)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
That gypsy who predicted that when you were 8-months pregnant you would be hit by a naked carjacker driving on the wrong side of the road was right
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(Some Mom)
 
 
 
20-year-old mother on public assistance gives birth to sixth baby
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(78)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Less than 1% of the world's population owns one-third of the guns on the planet. USA USA USA
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(234)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
First they put the bar code on canned food and I said nothing because I don't use canned food. Then they put bar codes on pets and I said nothing because I don't have pets. Then they started putting bar codes on trees
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In the DC Metro subway system, you can go into labor, but you'd best not try to eat the placenta
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Some countries extend the olive branch to newly democratized Libya. America extends the Cinnabon franchise, guaranteeing obesity, heart disease, and no future revolutions
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(41)
 
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Well *here's* yer problem
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Note to parents: If you're going to cook methamphetamines at home, open a window once in a while
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(24)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
While I appreciate you grabbing the steering wheel from the back seat after I passed out, perhaps next time you just put the car in neutral instead of driving into the lake, mkay?
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(17)
 
(Mega 949)
 
 
 
Swedish Christian Democrat complains about fap-worthy wiener ad that "included a close-up picture of a sausage, two hands, and two red lips wrapped around the tip." What a dick
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(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
News: Man arrested for stealing condoms from Wal-Mart. Fark: He also stole batting gloves, which takes the practice of performing safe masturbation to a whole new level
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(25)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Al-Qaida running out of volunteers for the number 2 position
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(65)
 
(Health on Today)
 
 
 
Doctors warn of rise in zumba injuries, recommend you wear plenty of padding around your zumba so it doesn't get broken
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(44)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Great White attacks swimmer off of Cape Cod. Swimmer being treated for bite marks, burns, and smoke inhalation
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(72)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pool peek
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(25)
 
(Colorado Daily)
 
 
 
After putting your best move on a girl and getting rejected do you (a) strut back to the boys and say she is not your type (b) hit on the girl standing next to her or (c) drop trou and pee on her leg
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ladies, today marks the day that many women's preventive health services are required to be free under the Affordable Health Care Act. Take a moment to learn your options
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman vows to eat nothing but entrails and organs for a year to help the environment, which sounds like an offal sacrifice
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(72)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite pepper-spraying cop is seeking new opportunities, targets
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(194)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 18-year-old snubs £250,000 gypsy wedding to be a glamour model (w/pics)
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(175)
 
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Kid draws on rocks with chalk, mom gets charged with 'vandalism' and receives 50 hours of community service
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(130)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Not news: Couple weds at St. Vincent's... Sappy: ...hospital the day before her brain surgery. Fark: They've nearly died half a dozen times
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(31)
 
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Autopsy 101: Make sure you cut open the right dead guy
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(27)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Army eradicates wasps with flamethrowers. I guess Cape Cod won't be so crowded this summer
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(65)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida's education commissioner resigns after realizing trying to reform the state's education platform was like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic
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(43)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Gore Vidal 86ed
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(142)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Travelling public: "Airline food can't get any worse." Air Canada: "Challenge accepted"
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(72)
 


Tue July 31, 2012
(GQ Australia)
 
 
 
GQ magazine determines characteristics of the ideal man that women will dump in a heartbeat for an unemployed guitarist
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(205)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Homeless people need somewhere to have sex too, but near a children's playground probably isn't the best place
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(58)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Bird strike damages Denver-bound 737. With HOLY FLOCKING SHRIKE pics
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(160)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The most surprising six-figure jobs in America
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(179)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Archeologists discover 3000 year-old statue of a warrior king in Turkey. Apparently--it was just as surprised as they were
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(75)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Mom suing the police that didn't immediately help her snowflake--after he shot himself while fleeing and trying to shoot at the police
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(135)
 
(Some Olympics Guy)
 
 
 
Phelps and Women's Gymnastics. It's all about the drama and hope for redemption in tonight's NBC Space/Time Continuum Temporal Shifting Olympics prime time view thread. No spoilers please, we were out all day
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(768)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Design a new pet treat. Difficulty: No cats fed to dogs
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(27)
 
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Most famous mutts, bite it Caturday
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(100)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Worried that students are "getting too smart for their britches," rural Georgia school system shortens school year by 20 days
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(98)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob the restaurant where you work, remember : 1) Don't rob it moments after your shift is over. 2) Wear a disguise that actually fools your co-workers. 3) Don't return while detectives are investigating the crime
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(29)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
A few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/22 - 7/28
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Dog
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(413)
 
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Where's my secretary? Someone? Anyone? Oh, to hell with it, I'll just type the thing myself
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(72)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these wild horses
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(47)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Are you looking at gadgets to keep you from forgetting about your kids in the back of the car? Forget them
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I guess it's illegal to have a Facebook party in Germany
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(100)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
US women's beach volleyball players explain why they still wear bikinis. Because they farking love America, that's why
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(254)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
You know what would go really well with these drum kit parts I'm about to steal? Frozen meat
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(37)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Despite strong showings in Defenestration and Feline Avoidance, Britain's Rolo the Hamster stumbles in Wheelie Bin Navigation, misses Flat Escaping gold in London. (w/ cute-ass pic of athlete and coach)
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(30)
 
(Northern Territory News)
 
 
 
"Why I stuck a cracker up my clacker". From Australia, Asia's Florida
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(67)
 
(WILX Michigan)
 
 
 
A man, a plan, a canal: Nicaragua?
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(60)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
A Perfect Circle: Pro-bomb voices grow louder in Japan as the country considers making nuclear weapons
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(135)
 
(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
Outrage erupts in Ireland over shortage of: A) Whiskey B) Potatoes or C) Thong underwear
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(59)
 
(Stylist)
 
 
 
Where bikinis meet their (literary) match
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(31)
 
(ACLU)
 
 
 
ACLU: The biggest new spying program you've probably never heard of
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(101)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Canadian army ad that compares building a canoe to working on a war ship is offensive to natives, probably because the birch bark that natives use to build canoes is far superior to the bark that Canadians use to build their war ships
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(118)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Man pulls gun during fight, shoots himself
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(70)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
They are smiling more. If you lock onto their stare long enough, they'll give you one back. And thank God there were no lightning strikes during training camp - so no one needed musk deer gland therapy
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(24)
 
(Amtrak)
 
 
 
Good news: Most retirees will live longer than they think. Bad news: Most retirees will live longer than they think
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(87)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Self-portraits: good idea? Or best idea? "It is unclear from this woman's cleavage, headband and facepaint exactly what effect she is trying to achieve"
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(181)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Parents can inflict emotional harm and not realize it, according to the Ric Romero Institute of Nothing is Ever Good Enough
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(52)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
12-yar old girl grabs steering wheel after grandfather dies from heart attack while driving, manages to force truck off road to prevent other motorists from being hurt, guarantees career as action star
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(56)
 
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Upon hearing Snooki is an easy sting and tastes like clam, stingrays invade the Jersey shore
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(26)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Before you give deputies consent to search your home, you might first want to hide the container of cocaine that's sitting in plain view out in the open
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(28)
 
(POGO)
 
 
 
Tennessee's Y-12 uranium storage facility is supposed to be secure against up to a dozen heavily armed terrorists with insider security knowledge, yet is vulnerable to an 82-year-old nun
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(62)
 
(CapAlert)
 
 
 
Finally, CapAlert saves up enough pennies to review "Dark Knight Rises" (warning: spoilers)
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(142)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
A deputy walking through the sheriff's office and jail parking lot about 2:40 p.m. heard a woman yell "(female genitalia) boy"
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(54)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
10-year-old girl accused of starting house fire because she was angry at her mother. I think we all know what she looks like
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(59)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Man steals PBR from woman at forkpoint
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(34)
 
(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
Latest assassination threat spam emails involve a horse, lard, and sex toys. "Although he is quite charming for a horse, I don't think Henry is the most sensitive of lovers"
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(22)
 
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Police in Texas found to be using laptops while driving. To be fair, these are hands free devices once those suckers go airborne after a crash
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(37)
 
(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
Cult suspected in theft of body from mausoleum. With helpful, step-by-step instructions on how to steal a body from a mausoleum
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(24)
 
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Milkman
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(57)
 
(Your Health)
 
 
 
Scientists say there is no evidence that proves having sex before a sporting event negatively impacts your performance on the field. So now your wife has one less excuse before you go play in your softball beer league
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(31)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Want to know what else is leaning in Italy?
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(28)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
News - Business owner awakened with news one of his truck drivers was shot and killed. Fark - Driving a truck that should be being serviced. UltraFark - Driver is carrying pot for the DEA. Without the owners knowledge
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(76)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
20 carbon monoxide leaks reported at apartment complex in 18 months. You submitted thi(gasp, THUD)
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(16)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
2006: Bird flu. 2008: Swine flu. 2012: Seal flu
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(46)
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Cop who asked for choking demo says he didn't ask for it
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(48)
 
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?
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(32)
 
(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
Florida man stands his ground, shoots door-to-door salesman in the head "for effect"
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(346)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Massachusetts lottery officials knew one game was dominated by gambling syndicates who found reliable way to win, with one official asking "How do I become part of the club when I retire?"
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(51)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania man kills another with a pair of scissors. The deceased was found with paper, no rocks
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(26)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
US Air Force: The stealthy, fifth-generation, $400 million F-22 Raptor is the undisputed king of the skies. German Luftwaffe: Ja, about that
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(207)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Police on the lookout after video surfaces of a man tossing kittens. Navin Johnson horrified
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(73)
 
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
French company tries to trademark Anonymous logo. Was surrender already taken?
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(40)
 
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Man crazed with jealousy hits girlfriend when he realizes she is having an affair with Mitt Romney
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(150)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Arizona man gives a family of tourists a traditional Arizona greeting
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(38)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)