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Sun June 10, 2012
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(CF News 13)
 
 
 
I like my bees like I like my women: Swarming in Florida
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(67)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Thieves at New York City restaurant steal... a) cash... b) equipment... c) used cooking grease
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(63)
 
(KLFY Eyewitness News)
 
 
 
Arby's urinal burns man's genitals. Market Fresh ®
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(100)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Political Theory: How Lite beer ruined the national political culture
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(78)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
What defunct restaurant chain would you want to resurrect from the dead?
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(847)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this counterfeit cat CPR
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(19)
 
(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Police departments outraged, OUTRAGED that the DOD would like them to account for all stuff like machine guns and helicopters the military gave them for free, you know like the police agreed to do when they accepted them
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(229)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
File this under "About Freakin' Time": Ground Zero-triggered cancers will finally be covered under The Zadroga Act. Hero tag has never been more appropriate
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(65)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Thieves steal $15,000 worth of sculptures from Chicago-area library. BOOK IT. DONE
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(9)
 
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Under strict new Chattanooga Housing Authority guidelines, residents will be evicted if they, OR THEIR GUESTS, commit a crime. This includes crimes not committed on CHA property
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(138)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 25-year-old brunette gets $2.1m tax check in error, immediately starts shopping (w/mugshot)
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(189)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Subby is going to Iraq for a year as a contractor...will have a 10'x10' room and lots of free time. Trying to come up with new hobbies I could do that don't involve reading or watching TV. Any suggestions? LGN
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(338)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Grin like you really mean it; it's this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(52)
 
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Step 1. Refuse to let drivers near a crime scene move their cars until the scene is cleared. Step 2. Parking Enforcement tickets cars for overtime parking the minute the crime scene tape comes down
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(56)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Judge gives convicted car burglar a break, cuts him some slack for missing court appearance and violating parole. Parolee immediately a) Swears he'll go straight from now on, b) Enrolls in trade school, c) Breaks into judge's car
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(17)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You know that national shortage of ADHD drugs? Well, we found the cause
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(166)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The most amazing trompe-l'œil acrylic paintings you'll see this...hell, maybe this lifetime
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(91)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Principal bans kindergartners from singing 'God Bless the USA' at graduation because she doesn't want other cultures to be offended, but allows a Justin Bieber song. In other news, kindergartners have graduation ceremonies
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(214)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop the mechanics of medicine
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(38)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
After the students tried to create a senior prank that was safe and non-destructive, the administrators decided to teach them a real life lesson and suspend them anyways
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(76)
 
(Perth Now)
 
 
 
Time to unload your stock in Gillette and Remington, beards are back in fashion
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(123)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Controversy at a high-society golf club after reports of members urinating in public, golfing naked, and a trick involving someone's butt cheeks and a golf ball. Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid
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(100)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
As a school administrator you send a few sexually explicit emails to your lover using a district computer and suddenly the superintendent wants to include morality clauses in everyone's contract
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(50)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Grandmother and her 12 year-old grandson are the most recent graduates of a Clown College. With JESUS CHRIST THEY WANT MY SOUL pic
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(59)
 
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
I watched as the Lamb broke the sixth seal, and there was a great earthquake. The sun became as dark as black cloth, and the moon became as red as blood as it was revealed nude pictures of Snooki have been leaked onto the internet
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(202)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Tae kwan do have a seat over there
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(48)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
In an effort to stay one step ahead of San Francisco on the Hipness scale, Portland begins adding hot-air balloon lanes to freeways
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(26)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
The Secret Service has a few words with Obama-hating pastor. One of those words might've been 'Gitmo'
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(198)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Second grade class learning about the Crusades hangs poster showing Jesus pointing at the viewer like Uncle Sam and demanding 'I want you to kill all infidels'...which may not have been a good idea
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(168)
 
(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Parents in trouble for keeping their daughter cooped up
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(52)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Female Farkers could be in serious trouble. Porn really *can* lead to blindness. No worries for guys though, so continue fapping worry free
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(116)
 
(Wenatchee World)
 
 
 
YWCA thrift store supervisor who sought hitman for ex-wife arrested after allegedly asking underage girls on community service to expose breasts for free clothes
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Amorphophallus titanum, better known as the 'Your Mom Flower,' is in bloom at Selby Gardens
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(36)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
NYPD fires Orthodox Jewish recruit because they seder policy does not allow long facial hair
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(121)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When 69-year-old man turns up begging for help to remove ring-shaped object from his genitals, rescue crews initially plan to use four-inch angle grinder
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(63)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I have seen the future and it cannot find work
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(212)
 
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
How complex and idiotic is the Maine tax system? Buying 5 donuts adds a 6% sales tax, but buying 6 is tax free
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(83)
 
(CF News 13)
 
 
 
High school athletic director makes sure kids are able to buy weed in a safe and structured environment
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(7)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Dismembered New Orleans stripper identified by neck tattoos. So ladies if you're on the fence about neck tattoos, just think of the coroners
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(108)
 
(The Australian)
 
 
 
Three dead, two injured in shooting at Auburn University off-campus housing complex
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(80)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this freakishly large faucet
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(24)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
After 100 years under wraps, details of depraved sex acts by penguins during a polar exploration mission are finally published
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(75)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman decides the best place to dine and dash is at Publix. Not Olive Garden, not Cracker Barrel, not Ruby Tuesday, but Publix. Way to shoot for the moon
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(91)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The secret to good beer? Good water. That explains the success of Budweiser and failure of Keystone
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(170)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mexican citizens find out the hard way that you cannot fight city hall
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Sat June 09, 2012
(AL.com)
 
 
 
We laid off 40 percent of our IT staff and refused to upgrade outdated equipment...let's watch what happens
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(347)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Always be suspicious of a dentist who makes house calls and brings his own pliers and oxygen tank
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
A war-mongering Vice President, high-powered rifles, packs of feral children, Wolf Blitzer, and betrayal. This story has it all
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(145)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Megachurch pastor arrested for beating 15-year-old daughter with a shoe. I'm pretty sure Jesus wouldn't do that (w/mugshot)
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(214)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Phoenix residents are being attacked by "flashlight bombs"
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(68)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Products for women marketed to men
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(29)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Mother furious after HOA bans her snowflake from drawing in chalk on a public sidewalk. To be perfectly honest, the three-year-old really is a crappy artist
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(224)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Woman uses paintball gun to detain Elvis until police arrive
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(19)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Prosthetic leg lost at sea returned to its owner, who was stumped to learn the fisherman who caught it went to so much trouble to find him
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(19)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hospital kills woman trying to donate kidney to her brother, then tells brother to pound sand
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(189)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man tells police he was "standing his ground" after he showed up to his neighbor's house with a gun because the party was too loud
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(246)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
A thief steals from a manufacturer 400,000...a) dollars...b) gallons of gasoline...or c) toothpicks?
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(22)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
A program matches veterans suffering from PTSD with dogs who help them get used to being in social situations again. Tag is for pretty much everyone in this story: the vets, the trainers, and most definitely the dogs
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(69)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
DIAF? Not so much lately
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sofa sleeper
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(53)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago Monday night, Clint Eastwood pulled off the greatest prison escape in American history
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(64)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
U.S. government to use "drones the size of golf balls to spy on American citizens." Let me just grab my 4-iron
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(186)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Detroit could be bankrupt by Friday. Friday. GONNA GET BANKRUPT ON FRIDAY
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(96)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
When we asked if he had any plans to clean up the mess he responded: "Oh yes. I'm Mr. Clean Up. I'm not Mr. Clean. I'm Mr. Clean Up," said Stetkewycz." He went on to tell 7 Action News that he's from Mars
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(25)
 
(GPB News)
 
 
 
Win-Win: Vidalia onion farmers don't need illegal aliens to pick crops in Georgia, prison inmates are working out just fine
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(264)
 
(Natural Society)
 
 
 
Nuclear accident in Indiana yesterday or Internet hoax? You decide
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(194)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
So it's time to see if books and paper really do burn at 451 degrees Fahrenheit since Ray Bradbury's dead and it's been a slow news week
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not news: Mexican spotted in Arizona. News: Blocking repair of 26 mile water line. Fark: Mexican spotted OWL. Even your border fence won't stop this one
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(51)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Silver bullets are useless. Fortunately, one company is preparing zombie killer ordnance for the upcoming apocalypse
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(87)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Oregon environmental officers swoop in, use "short burst of fire" to strip Japanese tsunami dock of seaweed and barnacles containing species that might kill us all
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(75)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
What's worse than being high on drugs and plowing your car into a crime scene? Being high on drugs while masturbating and plowing your car into a crime scene
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(90)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember your "girlfriend in Canada?" This woman invented a whole family, including a dying kid, and kept it up for 10 years. Still no cure for cancer
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(63)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rolled me down to the corner, up to the apartment door. Stuffed myself in a suitcase for a man named Curtis Lowe
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(24)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Turtles divorce after 115 years... but they seemed so happy together
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(50)
 
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Mother and teen-aged son manage to lose control of riding mower, go over 25-foot embankment, and crash
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(29)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Are Bronies changing the definition of masculinity, or just making it 20% cooler?
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(823)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How the internet killed the porn business (while subby reaped all the sweet rewards)
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(140)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco holds World Naked Bike Ride. Thousands of men suddenly take up recycling
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(45)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this high water way
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(28)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Chicago Fark Party - 9 June - New bat time, new bat channel
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(166)
 
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Vampsh Black Sheep League of Doom Gardamun Family Circle Master Vampire High Priest, says he's facing religious persecution in Texas prison system, Guild of Calamitous Intent said to be taking up his case
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas to have first 85 mph road in United States. Armadillos go on high alert
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(120)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Deformed cat found in Iran, stuck to the ground, soaked in gasoline, covered in abscesses, shot in the face, now gets to spend the rest of his Caturdays in Napa, CA
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(786)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado teens are boring
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(34)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
More and more twenty-somethings are entering the workforce and eschewing health insurance entirely because it's too expensive
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(281)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Fun fact: The doors on a police K9 vehicle that keep the dog inside can be remotely opened by a kid playing around with a garage door opener and may result in a bite to the groin
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(97)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Twenty-seven-year-old hottie: "My boobs literally exploded" (w/pics)
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(200)
 
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
Swanky UK retailer's new ads show models wetting themselves
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(64)
 


Fri June 08, 2012
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Women try to hold march demanding end to sexual harassment, but things get kind of touchy
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(188)
 
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Gunman figures 67-year-old man would be an easy target. Sixty-seven-year-old combat veteran quickly disabuses him of his notion. "What I faced in Vietnam...no, it didn't shake me. It made me mad"
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(113)
 
(WRCB)
 
 
 
The Lord said to make a joyful noise. He just didn't mean doing it for five hours at a time every Sunday as loud as you possibly can. Plus, you probably shouldn't be "goofing off and cussing" when police show up
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(319)
 
(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these three amigos and a dog
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(44)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"Waiter, I'd like to order the filet mignon transglutaminase please, medium rare"
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(266)
 
(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Vacations are good for, um, for your... that thing you think with
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(86)
 
(IFC)
 
 
 
If you can lie to a child, you'd do well here (sponsored link)
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(61)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Get ready, it's this week's edition of the Fark Weird News Quiz. Hopefully, you'll do a little better than last week
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(54)
 
(Athens Banner Herald)
 
 
 
University of Georgia professor charged with prostitution. With sizzling mugshot of "I'm Hot For Teacher" included
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(219)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Real life, anime-style
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(51)
 
(Year Zero)
 
 
 
Rob Reid is giving away 30 free copies of Year Zero even before delivery. Yes, it's about aliens. Funky, funky aliens
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(43)
 
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Mother of the year candidate arrested for putting the following in her 6 year old's lunch: (a) soda, (b) peanut butter, or (c) PCP. Bonus: child said that "her lunch meat tasted like 'fireworks'"
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(92)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
Six foot otter attacks unsuspecting cleaning lady - takes two men to wrestle it down
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(125)
 
(Hodinkee)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin's watch collection is worth upwards of six times his claimed $112,000 annual income
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(144)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
When will teachers learn that if they star in a video called Gay Threesome Sex it will prolly end up on YouTube?
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(57)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Slim Jim, 64oz. cola, bag of chips, pack of smokes, and heck, toss in one of those black bear cubs
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(29)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
5 beloved ethnic foods invented by Americans
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(365)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Shooting at a funeral in Georgia. Two killed, two wounded, three dead
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(92)
 
(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Kentucky man charged with rape -- sodomy if disabled. Wait, what?
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(80)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Re-enactment of that scene in Jurassic Park where the T-Rex is chasing the Jeep, as performed by an ostrich, a pony, and a little girl
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(64)
 
(France 24)
 
 
 
Pepsi on the Moon? It's more unlikely than you thought, Iran
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(39)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
They may take our lives, but they'll never take . . . the £29 in change from our FOUNTAIN
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(23)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman goes for power-up, gets powered down
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(36)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Hidden molecule in beer can make you stronger, smarter, better looking. Duh, it's called beergogglonium
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(42)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
So Starbucks walked into a bakery, and bought it
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(22)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
If police tow your car after an accident and never give it back, the city does not owe you $500 billion
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(66)
 
(Patriot Ledger)
 
 
 
Police department orders remedial gun training after officer accidentally shoots out window of cruiser
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(39)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Sometimes you gotta go low to get high. Ultimate underground man cave found with $400K worth of pot
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(84)
 
(The Star Press)
 
 
 
"Robert said he did not recall intentionally stabbing Josh. However, (he) did admit to having the knife in his hand and Josh getting stabbed"
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(15)
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
No Shiat Sherlock Research Center: Kids with ADHD can focus longer after physical exercise. Subby now knows why his parents made him pull the car into town
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(107)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Due to low ratings, the National Weather Service may cancel Hurricane Season
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(56)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
When a black bear is spotted near school, the principal gets on the blower, picks up the rule book and turns all stern and scoldy and says, "It is not registered at the school so it is not supposed to be on the property,"
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(37)
 
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Detroit sees an increase in people buying "zombie killer" bullets in the wake of recent cannibal attacks. Well, chances are the people buying those bullets don't have to worry about brain-hungry undead coming for them
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(83)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN wants you to submit video questions for Meghan McCain. Jump on that, Farkers
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(136)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
You might be a hippie if you fight your brother armed with granola and Gatorade
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(15)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Syrian human rights activist Razan Ghazzawi is head and shoulders above the blogosphere competition. For now
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(5)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
How many Florida teens does it take to load a speargun?
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(15)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Good: Your five-year-old knows how to call 911. Bad: Your five-year-old knows to call 911 when you overdose on heroin
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(31)
 
(CBS Seattle)
 
 
 
Oregon woman awarded $1 million after the man she met online gave her herpes. Most expensive computer virus since Mydoom
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(86)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Meet the 15-year-old who will represent Aussie teens at the international Miss Teenager Pageant. Since when did 15-year-olds look like this?
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(253)
 
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Log Cabin syrup spill makes driving sticky on Buttermilk Pike
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(44)
 
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
When stealing copper, it's probably not a good idea taking it from a police station under construction
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(15)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Labor Dept. counts garbage men as "green jobs." Hey, trash bags are green
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(64)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Ten animals that have shed the shackles of civilization with wild abandonment and went feral. How come your newly divorced sister-in-law didn't make the list?
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(93)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
These kids were doomed before they were born. This really takes the cake
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(60)
 
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
It is never a good idea to go an armed burglary spree as part of a team-building exercise, no matter how well you play football
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(10)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood opens clinic inside Los Angeles high school. Administration tries to eliminate the fourth "R" ... reproduction
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(76)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Homeless man arrested for camping. Not sure if its called "camping" at that point
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(36)
 
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Another WBC protest outnumbered by counter-protestors. I'm okay with this
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(78)
 
(Chaos Computer Club)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Forced off road by drunk driver. New hotness: Forced off road by drunk deer
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(11)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
The Ontario College of Teachers to eliminate the oral sex after the spankings
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(21)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
In Libya there used to be a strict line that kept the swarms of locusts away from the cities. And that line was named Muammar Gaddafi
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(51)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
TSA will no longer pat down celebrities like Donald Rumsfeld, Henry Kissinger, Alan Rickman, Sean Bean, John Malkovich, Gary Oldman, Terence Stamp, Andrew Robinson, Bruce Dern, Edward Fox, Rutger Hauer
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(187)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Traffic cameras brought Washington DC more than $55 million of safety last year
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(104)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Fourteen dismembered bodies dumped in Mexico. Police are trying to piece together what happened
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(35)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Worried that Norwegian mass murderer might be found insane and avoid high-security prison? Clever Norwegians are all ready to set up a mental hospital inside that prison. Problem solved
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this colorful stemware
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(17)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
( o )( o ) Double Ds can kill you, especially you, Bob (.)(.)
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(636)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man in coma miraculously reaches for telephone upon hearing girlfriend's voice. Assures he'll be home asap and the nurses aren't THAT hot
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(64)
 
(93.9 MIA)
 
 
 
Pregnancy can often give certain cravings such as peanut butter, pickles or being tazered by Chicago police
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(91)
 
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Teenager breaks into cop's house. Things get kinda shooty from there
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(189)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Erosion causing cemetery's land to slide into a ravine, leaving the owners in grave peril
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(21)
 
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Forty-three-year-old letters from Vietnam soldier killed in action just reached his family. They are very, very dusty
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(52)
 
(Lansing State Journal)
 
 
 
School proposes cuts to balance $43,000 budget shortfall. Specifically, cutting down the school's 200-year-old trees for profit
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(77)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Protip: When on trial for assault, do not post on Facebook "I think I get (sic) away with it" until you have, in fact, gotten away with it
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(43)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man's new cell phone number just happens to be George Zimmerman's old number. Hilarity has already ensued
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(83)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri woman, detained at Walmart for shoplifting, passes the time by cooking up a fresh batch of meth
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(44)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Suburban gangstas steal guns and puppies
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(25)
 
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Principal to student: "You can have a graduation ceremony or a kilt. It's your choice." Superintendent to principal: "Och, time to be shuttin' your feckin' gob up"
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(169)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man in hot air balloon: Will you marry me? Woman in hot air balloon: Yes Power lines: ZZZZZZZZZTZTZTZZZZZ
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(30)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
It ceases to be a catfight when the other woman uses an SUV
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(58)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
If you're caring for a 3-year-old, don't let her sleep within reach of a loaded pistol, don't leave paper bags on a hot stove burner, don't kick your own front door in, and don't flee when the cops arrive to investigate
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(20)
 


Thu June 07, 2012
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Train commuters on Metro-North can rest easy knowing their engineer is well informed
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(44)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
A wonderful story of the MBTA, kindness and a plush bunny named Nummy. Good news about good people
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teacher tells Snowflakes what we all want to tell them
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(148)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
I don't care how hungry you are. DON'T EAT THE METAL WIRE FROM THE BBQ GRILL BRUSH
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(40)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Spain has become the global equivalent to an unemployed college student
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(90)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
High school girls dress "slutty" to protest dress code and I can't believe you're still reading this. What's wrong with you?
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(147)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's horribly sexist to joke about getting between two women at a shoe sale, so let's say this stabbing was caused by an engineering debate. Or politics
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(35)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
A cop gives you a ticket for jaywalking. Do you: A) Pay the fine? B) Contest it in court? C) Have sex with the cop?
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(49)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
58 prcnt of teens txt whl drving and thnk its safe f u hold phone up so u cn see road LOL whoa WTF lookoutAAAUUUGHH--
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(85)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Girl abandoned by her parents becomes janitor at her high school, now on her way to Harvard
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(138)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop these pointy booted hombres
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(27)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
In the UK we don't need guns for self-defence. Our eleven year old girls can fight off three armed intruders with a curtain pole
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(97)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Jumping vampire spiders feed on vertebrate blood. Have a nice day
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(106)
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Man charged with stealing iPad probably was trying to Google a better tattoo artist (with mugshot)
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(57)
 
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Guy with extremely punchable face pleads guilty to kidnapping, beating girlfriend. "He had a friend drop off tea, honey and Ibuprofen because his voice and foot were sore from the ongoing abuse." And man, what a punchable face
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(260)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Man accidentally shoots self in head after his manhood was challenged on internet. Wait a minute... who's not here today?
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(291)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tunnel boring machine
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(26)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
6.0 Earthquake strikes near Lima, Peru. Alpacas everywhere
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(70)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
From the slow news day department: Headphones lost at bus shelter
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby bongos born at Louisville Zoo. Beat that
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(66)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Never bring a knife to a kick fight
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(74)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Mr. Lewis, in the kitchen, with the candlestick. No, seriously
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(26)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Okay, kids. Today I'm going to show you a fire dance. Don't worry, I'll be safe--I'm a professional and know the proper precautAAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHH
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(71)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
U.S. ends funding for Pakistani version of Sesame Street. Doll factories immediately cancel plans for Jihad Me Elmo
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(70)
 
(Gap Year)
 
 
 
Travelling on a gap year makes you happier - maybe it's to do with all the boozing and womanizing
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(100)
 
(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
Trying to rob my store at knifepoint? That's an asspunching
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(93)
 
(Aurora Sentinel)
 
 
 
You're the police searching for a bank robber. Do you: c) stop every person on the block and handcuff them for two hours?
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(275)
 
(Dumbass Daily)
 
 
 
Naked woman immediately jumps to an early lead in the "Mug Shot of the Year" competition
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(165)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yo momma's so fat that when they tried to cremate her, she caused the crematorium to catch on fire. No, seriously
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(79)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Swallowing a live fish as a prank is boring. Inhaling a live fish into your lung, now THAT'S hardcore
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(24)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Bring your kids to work day shouldn't include burglary
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(16)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Roaches fall from the ceiling into customer's food at a Tampa McDonalds. Inspectalarity ensues
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(103)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
There was always something about Blu Tack that bothered me. Like leaving greasy marks on the corners of posters & exploding windows
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(42)
 
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
One more time. If you're going to rape your neighbor's dogs, DO NOT film it. That's just kind of weird, and it gives the police evidence when charge you. (Autoplay video)
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(109)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
There he is
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(43)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nobel Prize-winning economist makes fun of Estonia. Estonian president throws a tantrum on Twitter
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(93)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
If you're ever in the Canadian wilderness and your teacher offers you a "chocolate-covered almond," beware
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(118)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
If the principal doesn't like the test answers, he just changes them right? Right?
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(26)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Miami cannibal's girlfriend says she wants the truth to be known. "Rudy and I never discussed cannibalism or voodoo. I thought he would be a good father for my children. I wish the public knew Rudy the way I did." Voodoo?
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(99)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Syria blocks UN from Qubair, claims it's far too easy for them to jump off the pyramid by mistake
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(23)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Student suspended for allegedly wiping hands on U.S. flag after bathroom ran out of paper towels. Says he'll be cold and in his grave before he recognizes Missouri
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(105)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Zombies? Big Foot? Pfft. England has smurfs
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(40)
 
(Hurriyet Daily News)
 
 
 
Greek neo-Nazi MP assaults two female politicians during a live TV debate. Who would expect this kind of behavior out of Nazis?
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(120)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
You know how when you were a kid you'd do something bad and your mom would start to count ominously and you had no idea what would happen when she got to 3? Well, just pretend you're Pakistan and your mom is the US
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(111)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It's the same old story: Boy meets girl, boy falls for girl, boy shows up at girl's home, boy hits girl in the back of the head with a soy sauce bottle, boy gets stabbed by girl, boy tries to stab girl with screwdriver
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(28)
 
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Infallible defense for robbery at knifepoint: I was sleepwalking
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(8)
 
(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
Stripping naked, running through a Wal-Mart screaming, swimming across a small river and being apprehended on an interstate is no way to go through life son. It will, however, get you on Fark
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(20)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Massachusetts teen convicted of homicide in texting-while-driving continues to text during sentencing
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(203)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who drives off with a mall security guard clinging to her car's hood blames it all on hormones. Suddenly your ex's hot flashes don't seem that bad
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(43)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
There was an old woman called Ali - who had cheap cosmetic surgery near Mali - her skin didn't have room - her implants went boom - and were last seen in a tree in Kigali
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(38)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Awkward: your name is the same as a porn star's. Farkward: your grandmother's name is the same as a geriatric porn star's
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(19)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Avoid standing directly in front of the car when you ask your 12-year-old daughter to move it a little closer
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(43)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
The 1942 L.A. County resolution for the forcible relocation of Japanese Americans to internment camps was rescinded and revoked in: a) 1945 b) 1951 c) yesterday
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(89)
 
(New Jersey Newsroom)
 
 
 
First, zombies in the US, now vampires in Bulgaria. What next, a werewolf in London?
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(63)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this look at levels
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(25)
 
(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
Dear residents of Salem, Oregon: before calling police to report a "cougar" sighting in someone's yard, check twice to be sure it's not a domestic cat. With photo of the creature
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(185)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man severs his penis with X-Acto knife. Doctors will attempt to reattach it. Why? He'll just cut it off again. They always do
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(69)
 
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
See, this is the great thing about America. Even though you are a convicted sex offender you can still run for a seat on your local school board. USA USA USA
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(125)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Dead' Brazilian boy sits up his coffin, asks for water before lying back down lifeless. Zombie tag please?
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(145)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Safe and Effective: CT scans in childhood can triple brain tumor, leukemia risk
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(54)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
World's. Greatest. Gurner. (w/pics, £10,000 reward)
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(37)
 
(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Not News: Man pulled over for DUI. News: While riding an electric wheelchair. FARK: That was stolen from a man in a retirement home
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(27)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Some families may have two moms and two dads, but one Illinois school district will make sure kids never learn that by banning the book that tells them
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(154)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Mother of the Year contender: "I've been giving my daughter spray tans since she was two" (w/pics)
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(115)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 370: "Vehicles" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's contest
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(190)
 


Wed June 06, 2012
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Men with long hair and a beard should not be trusted, claim police, athiests
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(140)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
US Navy confirms that fire on nuclear sub USS Miami which caused $400 million in damage was started by a vacuum cleaner. Oh god, I have one of those in my house
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(123)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Remember folks, that 14" telescope you use to watch the lunar eclipse, Venus transit, or just to stargaze in general, during daytime, it acts like a giant magnifying glass and can set your damn house on fire
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(75)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
You want to teach your teenagers about the dangers of drinking. Do you: C) Force them to drink multiple shots of liquor and then throw them in a pool?
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(70)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twenty-year-old with huge brain tumor saved from death by ride on rollercoaster
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(85)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this soaked sitter
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two endangered tiger cubs in Russia get nursed from a very wrinkly source
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(29)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Mom explains why gas can was in child seat & child wasn't. The cops set her up
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(154)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Police searching for "an overweight white dude" who robbed a man in a chicken suit
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(83)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Advice to young galaxies: you can only push a supermassive black hole so far before it says fark this shiat and heads into intergalactic space
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(60)
 
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Why just have public art when you can have public art that CONTROLS THE WEATHER?
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(64)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Helpful tips on how to spot a meth lab and/or cat hoarder in your neighborhood
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(129)
 
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
That variance we gave you back in 2007 to build that $14K treehouse? We changed our minds
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(116)
 
(Some Shrubby)
 
 
 
Because you haven't missed him yet, Photoshop W's official portrait
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(97)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Putting goats on the school roof is quite a good prank son, but wouldn't it have been better if they were in the school itself?
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(40)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Face-Eating Site Now a Tourist Attraction
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(65)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Copyright law threatens to destroy the world (FarkVegas attendees will recall author Rob Reid's talk on Copyright Math at Fark Prom)
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(69)
 
(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
Amanda Bynes: "Hey, Barack Obama, help me out with these DUI charges." Barack Obama "...,"
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(258)
 
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Even beer snobs can be annoyed by the aged beer snobs. "The older beer had a bready, yeasty character, with an almost umami richness to it. This one I would pair with eel, or foie gras"
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(189)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Six one-of-a-kind things you won't believe had duplicates, including the Titanic's unsinkable older sibling
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(91)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ikea hires translators to avoid sexually explicit product names. Subby will miss cleevlündsteemer duvet and cover sets
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(80)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda is down to one senior leader; once al-Zawahiri is killed, they'll have to bring someone up from AAAl Qaeda
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(96)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
When you think of rogue human sexuality, do you think of nuns? The Vatican does. Giggitus
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(213)
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
Death at silent yoga retreat poses obvious reporting problems
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(39)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Chinese dissident found dead in circumstances that are in no way suspicious or unusual, Comrade
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(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Did you ever have a vasectomy? Without a local? Or surgical tools? This guy has. Bonus pic of the surgeon
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(US Army)
 
 
 
68 years ago today, over 160,000 Allied soldiers under Eisenhower's command stormed the beaches of Normandy to teach Hitler what happens when you let your guard down while fighting the United States of America
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Good news European soccer fans, being beaten into a bloody pulp by fans of the opposing team isn't your biggest worry anymore
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(WWL)
 
 
 
Louisiana man accused of biting ''a chunk of the victim's face off" (w/ mugshot & video goodness) So, when do we get a 'zombie' tag?
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(io9)
 
NewsFlash
 
Death is a lonely business- Ray Bradbury dead at age 91
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're going to hide a pill from a cop by first denying its existence, then trying to slyly shift it from one hand to the other, then casually slip it into your mouth, make sure it's an actual narcotic and not a Tylenol
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Cops decide to lets two drunks fight it out in an intersection, presumably because that's hysterical
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Some Guy faces charges for what subby calls "Friday night"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Having squeezed out all they can, Greece's 1% now refuses to pay any taxes at all. Good thing Greece isn't in an economic shiatstorm
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(173)
 
(Sustainable Development Policy)
 
 
 
Woman conned out of $25,000 by Match.com date...first sign of trouble, his handle was "honestman"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dedication is testing 5.4 times over the legal limit on a breath test while on the way to get more alcohol
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(KATU)
 
 
 
66 foot long concrete and steel dock beats all other tsunami debris in race to Oregon
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Report of the first doctor to reach the mortally wounded Abraham Lincoln at the Ford Theater found in the National Archives
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Irony DEFCON Level 5: Politician uses police database to spy on cop; Irony DEFCON Level 3: Politician spies on NSA cop; Irony DEFCON 1: NSA guy calls ACLU for help
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Note: milk crates will not stop the cops from evicting you
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(17)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
"America's Got Talent" contestant Timothy Michael Poe claimed on TV to have TBI from Afghan War grenade attack. Military: Not so fast
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this impromptu intermission
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(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
E3 was terrible this year, but nobody will admit it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Starbucks uses Twitter to troll the Irish #smh
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Truck driver for 28 years shows facial damage from the sun to only his left side. Doctors immediately recommend 28 years of driving trucks in Australia
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
People are outraged after a nurse interns posts pictures on the internet of her mishandling babies, and you will be too once you see the photos. Okay, the one with the kid with fake eyebrows, pig ears and a fake pig nose is kind of funny
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Untreatable gonorrhoea spreading around world: WHO" Your mom, of course
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(41)
 
(Some Seller Of Molotov Cocktails)
 
 
 
Russian General magnanimously concedes that Finland is free to make their own decisions regarding state policy that have been approved by the Politburo
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland cannibalism suspect had violent history at college, disturbing amounts of Old Bay in his cupboard
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(29)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Remember when we lost the war with Israel 45 years ago?
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(170)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
One more reasons dinosaurs rock: Thanks to them, mosquitoes today aren't the size of large eagles
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(24)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Octomom cancels stripping debut. Florida goes back to DEFCON 5
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(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Dallas socialite traded child porn out of her mansion for 13 years under the online moniker "Classybiatch"
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Seventy-five-year-old woman in Iran may get kicked out of her house for American flags. Wait, did I say Iran? I meant New Jersey
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(137)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Bloody peasants. We used to *dream* of being forced to sleep under a bridge for no pay to bring glory to the monarchy
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(26)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
CRIKEY! Aussie roadworker cuts through NASA's only cable transmitting the Live Feed for the Transit Of Venus from the one place on the entire planet with the best view of this once-in-a-hundred year astronomical spectacle
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
There's parenting and then there's "driving at 76mph while twice the legal alcohol limit with two toddlers in the car and drinking wine from a sports bottle" parenting
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to steal a car, don't try to elude police by driving onto a military installation
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(52)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
So...what does human flesh taste like? Slate investigates
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(121)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fitness trainer gains and loses 70 pounds in 1 year on purpose, plans to buy summer camp for fat kids to market his PerkiSystem products
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Tue June 05, 2012
(io9)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Texas, South Korea looks to remove examples of evolution from textbooks
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(159)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Roses are red, violets are blue, STFU when I sodomize you
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(157)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
There are certain precautions to take when transporting a can of gasoline. Strapping it into a baby seat isn't one of them. Leaving your baby on the seat next to it isn't either
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(36)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
First woman to get silicone breast implants in 1962, now a perky great-grandma. Wants to know if you Farkers would like to see them
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(126)
 
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Packages possibly containing human remains sent to two Vancouver schools
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(105)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Evictions are funny. So funny that apparently Spike TV needs to have a reality show about them. HA HA
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(199)
 
(Newsvine)
 
 
 
Photoshop this split up couple
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(26)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Quick Give this woman 50,000 lbs. of food so she'll get off her roof
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(42)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Enterprise damaged enroute to Intrepid. This is not a repeat from 2947.3
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(107)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Aircraft strikes Railroad Bridge in NYC
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(74)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Four people steal a motorless boat in Iowa and decide to drift to New Orleans. What's the worst that can happen? (With mugshot goodness)
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
If you're a car thief who keeps stealing the same car, then returning it, the Police in New Jersey would like a word with you
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(31)
 
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Man beheads wife on apartment roof while playing "Highlander: The Home Game"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
How do you bring both a knife and a gun to a fistfight and still manage to end up with a mugshot like this?
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(50)
 
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Too much applause from the crowd? You don't get a diploma
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(325)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Chatroulette gets a reboot, and now with less penis
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(124)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this daredevil at a lofty height
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(21)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Girls park on train tracks to scare themselves. Their plan succeeds beyond their wildest dreams
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(177)
 
(TV Media Insights)
 
 
 
Remember when you said that more people watched that video of you getting hitting in the balls by a thrown fish on YouTube than the CW? Well, that statement is now true
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(45)
 
(CF News 13)
 
 
 
Boy gets head stuck in beam at the Midvale School for the Gifted
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(49)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
"Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all those other forms that have been tried from time to time"
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(252)
 
(SLOOH)
 
 
 
A little less than three hours from now Venus will transit the sun - 6:04 EDT. The next time you can see this will be 2117. Fark Astronomy geeks UNITE
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Hello everyone thank you for coming, I realize it's been a bit a rough year here at Al-Qaeda, which is why we're thrilled to announce our new #2 man Abu Yaha al...oh sonovabiatch not again"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
House Press Corps unfazed when exploding urinal floods press room. "After years of exposure to the solid matter spewed from the House floor this was nothing," one intrepid reporter was quoted as saying
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Here's a photo of the Hubble, and here's the super Hubble. The super Hubble is at least six inches shorter, he has a flying motorcycle, and a jar of marmalade that we believe forces you to commit adultery
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pakistan: "The U.S. doesn't tell us anything. They only come in when they want something, get what they want and leave. They don't call. They don't even send flowers. We have needs too"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Authorities board a sailboat and discover a man growing magic mushrooms when he's not busy battling the giant purple Aztec squid hiding under gelatinous life jackets stored in the Cargo Bin of Philosophy
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(37)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Las Vegas Playboy Club bopped on the head
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China *COUGH* orders US, other Western embassies, to stop COUGH COUGH reporting accurate smog numbers for Beijing on their websites and Twitter feeds
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(52)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Woman inadvertently escapes bank robbery in bandits' getaway car
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(30)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
China condemned the US over human rights violations because of our "rampant gun ownership"
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(119)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Germany's Merkel on idea to save the Euro: Nein Nein Nein. Finally, someone believes in Herman Cain's financial plan
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson's 93-year old father files for divorce. Good thing he's his own pope
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(17)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Black white man arrested for serial bank robberies while acting white. That's racis.....never mind
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(41)
 
(Big 1059)
 
 
 
Man who hid from police after a hit and run by jumping in open manhole to spend time being an open man hole
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FL's "stand Your ground" defense has worked in cases where the attacker was running at the shooter backwards or even cleverly lying prone on the ground to lull them into a false sense of security
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(Tucson News Now)
 
 
 
Scorpion attacks on the rise. Sub-Zero vows to put a stop to this
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(70)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
"I need the rest of you to help me fix the world. The rest of the world is getting stupider." -When Neil deGrasse Tyson gives commencement addresses
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(84)
 
(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Handless man throws rocks at KFC. There's something odd about this, but I can't put my finger on it
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(31)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Reason to wear a condom No. 437: Giving someone an STD can be really expensive
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(86)
 
(IFC)
 
Video
 
"That's just a perverted goose" (sponsored link)
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(30)
 
(The Daily Show)
 
 
 
The latest in ridiculous CNN tech
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(55)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
If you're tossing out an old emergency beacon, make sure it's turned off or else police will have to dig through heaps of trash to find it at the landfill after rescuers pick up its signal
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(40)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
America's weirdest signs as picked by Brits who use too many u's
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(178)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It turns out if the supervolcano under Yellowstone does erupt, most of us will survive the blast. It's just the famine, choking air, rivers of ash, and crush of humanity trying to flee the country that we'll have to worry about
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(103)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Taco Bell sells 100 million Doritos Locos Tacos in 10 weeks. Sales reach an amazing 8.0 on the sphincter scale
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(173)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stripersonline.com: not what I thought it was. What websites have you found that weren't as expected?
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(145)
 
(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
Holiday Inn Express now adds meth to their continental breakfast
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(28)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
Newlyweds auction off wedding night sex
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(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When educating women at nuclear safety, do not compare an angry woman's yelling to radiation
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(46)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Son, the world may be your oyster, but the beach is not your litter box. Clean-up you act if you want to attract an older woman
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(28)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
New safety device to prevent hip fractures in elderly: diaper airbags
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(18)
 
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Foreign Policy finally sees fit to ask the truly tough question: Does Earth have the weapons it would need to fight off an alien invasion?
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(154)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
LulzSec posts nifty trailer of coming attractions
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(58)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Bedbug infestations at hotels. New hotness: Bedbug infestations at old age homes, particularly the MLF Home for Seniors in St. Pete
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(17)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Women reading "50 of Shades of Grey" would learn a lot more from "Slow Sex: The Art and Craft of the Female Orgasm" says author who doesn't know how good Christian Grey tastes
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(174)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
German court rules that the U.S. spoils of war do not include a $4 million vintage Mercedes
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(61)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
One case of financial irregularity. Two cases of financial irregularity. Threeee cases of financial irregularity - AH AH AH AH AH
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(25)
 
(Johnson City Press)
 
 
 
I used to be a weatherman like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
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(59)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Out for a nice ride in the countryside on your motorbike ? That's a garroting
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(89)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cannibalism suspect: "I'm a people person"
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(58)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Woman's toothbrush retrieved before becoming Anal B, NATO camps Al-Qaeda's respawn point, and Tom Cruise in Jack Reacher Round 2: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/27 - 6/2
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
If you're going to be crowned Miss Universe New Zealand, it kind of helps if you're actually from New Zealand
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(23)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Officer, I freely admit to downing several beers before driving. Do a breath test? All my friends said never do it
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(48)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Black bear who ate a Canadian murderer feels what its like to get killed courtesy of the Canadian conservation officers
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(51)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Syria to western nations: You're not the only farkers who can expel diplomats, you know
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(29)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Tuesday morning: let us have a nice thread where we discuss things in a friendly and open manner. Everyone is welcome
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(397)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Teen wanting to impress boyfriend dresses up as 'Tinkerbell.' Then Disney goes all Florida on her
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(164)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
30 years later, Argentina is still cruisin' for a bruisin'
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(48)
 
(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
Maid spiked coffee with menstrual blood, as she remembered being told by a friend that the mixture would make a person nicer
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(48)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Dwarves feel they were short-changed because the new Snow White movie didn't cast any wee folk in the movie, promise to raise a little hell until this tiny oversight is corrected
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(69)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dog mauls young boy. With picture of the savage, snarling beast. Wait-- that's really the dog's owner?
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(92)
 
(Trebuchet Magazine)
 
 
 
'Why on Earth do high-security inmates need so much greasy ointment?' official study asks. HUGE ELEPHANT in the room goes completely unnoticed
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(55)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
The latest online trend that may kill your children: Thinspirational photos
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(38)
 
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
So, now we know what "It's complicated" means on Facebook
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Flash mobs usually break out in dancing or singing or some such...but this one breaks out in applause for a few WW II vets on an Honor Flight arriving at Reagan National Airport. Excuse me, but I think I have something in my eye
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(82)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
As a condition of stripping at T's Lounge, Octomom won't be going bottomless. Because when a man peers into that dark, dank bottomless hole it shreds his soul into stank-tainted confetti
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(76)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Today's loser brought to you today by: a 33 year old man who made sure he got the last laugh after losing a water balloon fight
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(17)
 
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
FYI all non-Latin folks: the quince is the biggest event in a teenage girl's life. And finding hidden cameras in the party venue's bathroom is like totes the opposite of getting a pony
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
News: Giant pet cougar escapes his cage and makes a tasty snack out of a beagle named Fester. Fark: Owner says it was the dog's fault
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(42)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: X-rays
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(15)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
This is your IPv6 switchover discussion thread. Let's see how nicely they will fark this up. Live action begins at 9:01 EST
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(198)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Take a deep breath. Hold it. Then read this article. Wait twenty more minutes before you exhale. Congratulations you might have a new world record
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(23)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
If your erection lasts longer than four hours, you'll have to keep waiting for your doctor because he's still watching the Yankees-Red Sox game
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(45)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cute 16-year-old girl enjoys first prom after series of operations to correct OMG GOOD FOR HER (w/pics)
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(105)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The beagles that liked to be yanked up by their ears, the Scottish terrier abandoned in the Aleutian Islands, the spaniel that refused to enter Lincoln's haunted bedroom, and other famous dogs of the Presidents
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(12)
 
(Diva Asia)
 
 
 
15-year-old girl who dresses and looks like a living doll will haunt your dreams for a fortnight
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(110)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In the latest sign that the Zombie Apocalypse is underway, US drones have the Al Queda leader-who-won't-die in their sights
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(32)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Baker County High School's graduating class goes out with a bang
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(20)
 
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Fireflies have been having their butts burn out early
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
There are 500 rooms in the Westin Hotel of College Park, GA. Only one has a fire sprinkler that dispenses a black, oily substance unexpectedly. Naturally, the bride and her bridesmaids chose to dress in that room
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
"Some 500 tourists attended a festival Sunday in the village of Shingo, Aomori Prefecture, where women in kimono danced in a circle around a cross erected on a spot that locals believe is the tomb of Jesus Christ"
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Man accused of beating another man over who is a "better Mexican"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cousin Itt, Pris and Michelle Obama grace this week's mugshot roundup
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Pacifist landlady says renting to soldier presents conflict of interest. Lawsuit and front page newspaper outrage ensue
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Mon June 04, 2012
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Police believe a mother strangled herself and her son to death, though not necessarily in that order
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Batshiat crazy former employee convinced Dollar Tree out to 'get him' - sets fire to store, destroying Aisle 3 - total damage $50
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Some of the world's weirdest ice cream flavors. Come for the octopus and stay for the pink peppercorn
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(Yahoo)