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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Man dies in Jekyll Island triathlon. He could run, but he couldn't Hyde
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Nina, The Pinta, and The Goldberg?
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(133)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Plan to row across the Atlantic cancelled after crew realized their plan was to row across the farking Atlantic Ocean
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(37)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where the pot calls the kettle black and then gets dogpiled by the waffle iron, crock pot and immersion blender
 
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Boy spends eight hours stuck between waterfalls. He should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that he is used to
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(71)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
America moves from record number of prisoners to record number of released prisoners to record number of released prisoners who can't get jobs with a criminal record
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(149)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Just another Seattle Saturday night when a half naked woman in hot pink duct tape kicks the ba-jeebers out of the cops
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(92)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop what this bridge walker is really looking at
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(39)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
NewsFlash
 
♫ Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' aaaaack... *thud*
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(258)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New York City's first million-dollar private parking space to hit the market soon. Comes with its own deed, sales contract, and maintenance fees
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(95)
 
(Greensboro News-Record)
 
 
 
Man visits elephant he helped get for zoo. I forgot that this room was dusty
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(48)
 
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
This Sixth Circuit judge knows his bourbon
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(101)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Town upset that their landmark is going to be destroyed in the name of progress. That landmark? A scrapyard
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(37)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After the murder of two Chinese USC students, their parents are suing the college on the grounds that USC's marketing materials described the campus as being in an "urban" location rather than "crime infested"
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(224)
 
(Unreality Magazine)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Recasting TV shows. LGT examples
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(33)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Deadly earthquake strikes Italian region of Bologna. If only there were some sort of sandwich metaphor to describe how flattened the buildings are
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(39)
 
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Three men caught stripping stolen car. I never understood autoerotica
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(25)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
New Afghan terror group called Mulla Dadullah Front emerges that is said to be worse than the Taliban. Expect even worse group to follow: Mulla Mulla Dadullah, Banana fana fo-fulla. Fee-fi mo-mulla
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(92)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Newlywed bride mad that her storybook wedding is ruined by Chicago OWS protestors. She is the 1% who didn't check the calendar for the NATO summit
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(240)
 
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
So it seems that treating your precious snow-flake as a uniquely talented creative successful wunderkind can cause a complete meltdown when they hit the real word. Who could possibly have predicted that?
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(269)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
First transgender beauty queen pageant contestant loses by a whisker
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(489)
 
(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
One man's war with squirrels. He almost had them beat until they made a pact with the chipmunks
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(88)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Wisconsin woman collects cash from relatives to bail out her son. Drug dog inspection finds same traces of cocaine found on every bill in America. Cops seize money for department eclair fund
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(144)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
"Subby," you scream through the Oreo and Dorito crumbs caked over your mouth. "Slideshows are Satan's web pages." Oh well, enjoy the slideshow of millennial failure anyway
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(134)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Watch with amusement as South Florida lawmakers furiously deny the porn mecca their swampy hellhole has become
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(40)
 
(Land Line)
 
 
 
Delaware House advances bill prohibiting left lane blocking after amending it to allow blocking the left lane
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(103)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Hey, are you going to eat that?
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(45)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Fifth Denver Ukulele Festival draws 1,200 players and Don Ho. "For some reason people don't feel as intimidated with this instrument"
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(43)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese officials to small NJ town: "We'd be much obliged if you'd tear down your memorial to abused 'comfort women' of WWII." NJ town: "How about 'NO'... and btw, welcome to the Streisand Effect"
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(198)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
DEA wants to scan all license plates on I-15 in Southern Utah, notes how they already do this in California and Texas and are considering Arizona as well. Papers, please, tovarich
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(134)
 
(Top Tenz)
 
Weeners
 
List of the top 10 most famous real or fictional penises. Yup, he's on there...him too. However, regardless of what your online dating profile says, you are not. Possibly Not safe for work
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(75)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Lockerbie bomber, Abdel Basset al-Megrahi, dies after the longest 3 months in history
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(114)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cheeky painter
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(23)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson, tell us what you really think. Obvious tag currently sporting panda eyes, distracted by Doritos. Mmm... Doritos
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(65)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Survey says vacation sex is better. Doesn't mention if that is with or without your regular partner
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(56)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
If another country brings a knife to a conflict, bring a nuclear submarine
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(73)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
It appears that even the Brits know not to screw with the native American's burial practices
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(46)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You go now. You be here four hour. But clean your plate first
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(87)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Bonfire of the sensitivities
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(58)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Think Friday's IPO was bad? Zuckerberg loses 50% of his $17.5 billion stake in Facebook in one day
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(158)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Troubled freighter drifts toward Great Barrier Reef. If only there was some way to coral it
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(21)
 
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
More than 100 fish stolen from hatchery. THIS ISN'T A VICTIMLESS CRIME, FOR COD'S SAKE
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(36)
 
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Senior Prom held at same location as porn convention, to become Career Day for some lucky couples
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(28)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Man severs real estate agent's arm, puts him out of commission
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(28)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Woman injured as rock smashes into bus window. This tragedy could have been avoided if she had paper
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(14)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Toxic chemical found in school sneakers. Hilarity in shoes
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(33)
 
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Masked robbers swipe $500,000 in tires. This is not going to be a good year
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(18)
 
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
I'm Tom Bodett, and we'll leave a corpse out for ya
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(47)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
From priests to beasts, it's this weeks Mugshot Roundup
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(95)
 


Sat May 19, 2012
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Fire chief angry at 'idiots' for wasting his department's time and money when they have to rescue them from roof
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(57)
 
(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
Ah, wasn't it a wonderful, mild winter? Yes, yes it was, says Alberto
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(57)
 
(Washington Monthly)
 
 
 
How an angler and two government bureaucrats may have saved the Atlantic Ocean. And by "saved" they mean preventing the primary source of food for most fish in the sea from going extinct
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(67)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Clowning is a profession in rapid decline. "We reach out constantly to try to find the younger people to come forward and to join us." ...Yes, down here, where there's cotton candy, and rides, all sorts of surprises... balloons too
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(123)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Two Northern California cities dump redlight cameras. Subby's more partial to greenlights, anyway
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(44)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
School board takes courageous stand, says "it's up to teachers to decide whether students' clothes or haircuts are appropriate"
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(64)
 
(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Businessman buys $200,000 worth of merchandise at closing Kmart store, donates it all to local county community services and also rents them a warehouse to keep it in
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(49)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Two cheetah cubs have a romping good time. The Sun is there
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(16)
 
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
The war on drugs is working: Police spend several weeks investigating drug dealer with a whole quarter ounce of marijuana
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(107)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tunnel of love
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(27)
 
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Who wants to volunteer to teach TSA employees to not play with the pepper spray they've just confiscated?
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(28)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Law enforcement concerned that some marijuana being grown in California is not being used for medicinal purposes
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(96)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Headline: Shrubbery Stolen, Knights Who Say 'Ni' Remain at Large. Fark: No, realli
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(34)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...the World Expo of Beer
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(22)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man steals swan eggs and scrambles them, now finds goose cooked
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(66)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Naked man fleeing police falls through ceiling, breaks through glass door and then it gets interesti.... No, actually that's pretty much it. Ta Da
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(14)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Plane nearly collides with Denver street light. With helpful news graphic of flying question mark
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(40)
 
(Big Picture)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rustic residence
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(28)
 
(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
The USS Iowa will make its final mission Sunday, as it departs the San Francisco Bay on its final voyage to LA to become a floating museum
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(139)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The best restaurant review you'll read all day. "Moments of cooking so cack-handed, so foul, so astoundingly grim you want to congratulate the kitchen on its incompetence"
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(87)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Boot shaped chicken nugget from Quikmart up for auction. Yes you read that correctly
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(26)
 
(Cult of Mac)
 
 
 
Turns out that some men love the Zooey Deschanel iPhone ad. You know the one where she's too lazy to open a can of soup, clean her pigsty
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(177)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
NASA's Google Map shows where tomorrow night's annular eclipse can be seen from Earth. Sorry, states not named California, Nevada, Arizona, Utah, New Mexico, and Texas
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(65)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
FARK: Target fires "well-liked" employee after 16 years. TotalFark: For leaving late to take her meal breaks. UltraFark: 3 times in 18 months. Law$uitFark: She has a disability that makes it difficult for her to keep track of time
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(166)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Me fail English? Unpossible
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(73)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Not to be done by New Jersey, upstate New Yorkers find their tap water is now horribly saline. Tap water trifecta, anyone?
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(38)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
SWAT team arrests Chicago protesters for the heinous crime of...making beer. Glad we're safe from THAT particular scourge
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(241)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
RAF pilot lands helicopter on beach... to pick up ice cream. What flavor did Prince Harry prefer?
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(32)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
If you see only one picture of Shaq posing with a Madagascarian mouse lemur today, let it be this one
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(37)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Captain, we're going to take a look in your pilot's case." "OK, let's see. Nav charts, gun, log book." "How long have you been flying with the gun?" "Oh, at least two days"
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lucky Luke: A man's implanted heart defibrillator may have saved his life in an unexpected way, by stopping a knife during an attack ack ack ack
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(28)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Penthouse sells for $90 million. Subby remembers when you could buy them for $5 at the 7-11
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(45)
 
(Trebuchet Magazine)
 
 
 
Foul-mouthed characters are more likely to be rich, attractive and successful? Well, I'll be goshdarned to heck
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(45)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Three shipwrecked fishermen survive on clams and seaweed for 10 days, by the end are a little dinghy
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(25)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
73 year old woman scales Mt. Everest. This is a repeat from 2002 when she was only 63. Showoff
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(42)
 
(WWAY 3 Wilmington)
 
 
 
Third-graders raise $600 for injured Marines. That's like a billion dollars in kid-money
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(34)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when you realize the vehicle you reported stolen a few hours ago has been parked in the weeds in your front yard the whole time
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(43)
 
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
FDA releases little page on their web site stating that within the past ten years 1,000,000 people have been killed by drugs the FDA had previously deemed "safe"
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(164)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Osaka mayor unrepentant about his crusade against tattooed city employees, says he would refuse to hire Johnny Depp or Lady Gaga
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(67)
 
(Some Hobo)
 
 
 
Illinois requires your home address when applying for a homeless identification card. No word on the filing fee for a pan-handling permit (PDF link)
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(46)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
According to Captain Johnson, the "Beavis and Butt-head duo" has been arrested for a series of arson fires. Captain Johnson uh, huh huh
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(17)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The most annoying cities in America
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(195)
 
(Some woman)
 
 
 
Peanut butter cup brownies. You're welcome
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(43)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
No matter how bad things went for you last night, at least you didn't have to call 9-1-1 to report you've been locked inside a Dollar Tree store
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(17)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The reason so many men these days aren't vegetarians is because Charles Bronson and John Wayne spent so much time eating bloody steaks and charred burgers while sitting around in bacon-stitched robes
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(110)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
High school goes on lockdown because: a) a nearby bank was robbed; b) a tiger escaped from a local zoo; or c) a food fight broke out in the cafeteria
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(20)
 
(Photo District News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this visual void
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
She works hard for her money... unfortunately this reporter does not
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(65)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
New Mexico governor issues drought warning, names buzzard as the new state bird
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(33)
 
(TPNN)
 
 
 
Toms River, New Jersey homeowners find green tap water. Residents panic, ask city officials to do whatever they can to return it to its natural shade of brown
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(23)
 
(Plattsburgh Press-Republican)
 
 
 
Bushytail, a baby squirrel who fell out of his nest, has been adopted - by a feline who recently gave birth to five kittens. While all animals are welcome on Caturday, this is starting to get a little weird
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(610)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Cookie Monster sentenced to fifteen ah-ah-ah, fifteen days in jail. Ah ah ah
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(35)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Police: Son, if you don't cooperate, we can't catch the guy who shot you in the buttocks
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(27)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Limbless Frenchman completes first leg of swim challenge handily
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(16)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
SpaceX Dragon spacecraft makes history ... just not the way they intended
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(123)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Homeless and jobless? Florida woman lives in her car and gets a college degree
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(56)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Tired of dealing with a couple drunks on your police shift and the jail is full? Drive them a mile outside of town and abandon them on the side of the road
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(46)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Gulf oil spill was so big, it reaches Minnesota
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(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sometimes there is a man who wears a mask, and drinks terrifying amounts of booze. Challenge accepted
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(51)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
India's richest family decided to release photos of their 27-story, $1 billion home because "there have been exaggerated reports in the media about it"
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Fri May 18, 2012
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eight teen girls, all with the same last name, pull off a yearbook Nguyễn
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(155)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey man jailed after bank teller accidentally gives him an extra $2,700 and he decides to fuggedaboutit
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(79)
 
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Police do everything they can to help intoxicated teen dry up, including putting him through a clothes dryer
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(47)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Forty-five-year-old woman eats rocks: "Mmm-hmm, yeah. They crunch on my teeth" (w/pics)
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(80)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There appears to be a market for fetuses and dead babies, fetuses that have been roasted and covered in gold leaf bring in a bit more cash due to the 'good luck' factor
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(136)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In what can only be a sign of lessening tensions, it looks like Tehran might be getting an IKEA
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(47)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this color change
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(26)
 
(Portage County News Leader)
 
 
 
Today's "naked woman leads police on multi-city car chase" story brought to you by the great state of Ohio and the letters W-T-F
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(27)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Obamunists, Paulterians, Mittenfreaks, and maybe even Johnsoners can all agree on something: arresting a WWII veteran for "electioneering" from wearing an Obama t-shirt in a room next to a poll is pretty farked up
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(154)
 
(Victoria Times Colonist)
 
 
 
If you grunt so loud on the toilet that your neighbours call the police, it may be time to increase the fiber in your diet
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(133)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Woman who returned adopted child to Russia slapped with restocking fees
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(135)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're out having a few drinks with people you know and you end up standing on a table without your pants, cursing at people? Tends to ruin your sister's wedding, you know?
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(56)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this giver
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(27)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Clear your desks, the Fark Weird News Quiz will challenge your knowledge of what happened in the last week and simultaneously determine how busy you were at work
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(34)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the funniest protest sign you have seen? "Descent is the greatest form of patriotism" is subs personal fav
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(480)
 
(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
Gas pumps have now become self-aware, and they're robbing you too
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(39)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Hey, Hey, Hey, could a "fat tax" be heading our way to cure America's obesity problem?
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(362)
 
(Central Asia Online)
 
 
 
For those still laughing at Borat's walking chair joke, here are a collection of Kazakh jokes that will similarly leave you rolling in the aisles
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(37)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Network TV execs are very unhappy about Dish TV's new DVR that automatically skips commercials while recording-so they're refusing to run any Dish TV ads that tell you about the new service
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(211)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
[tag] + penis = NO PENIS
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(40)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Actually, Virginia GOP legislator Bob Marshall, sodomy is a civil right
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(117)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
New poll claims only 9% of Americans are willing to participate in polls
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The new French Prime Minister is such an "ai-roh"
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(84)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
'9/11 dust' is thought to have killed Donna Summer
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(104)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Seriously, who is able to steal 110 feet of railroad tracks?
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(105)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
TV news anchor accused of stealing his neighbor's patio chairs, carpet, and scotch
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(20)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Zimmerman photos from the night of the incident detailing his injuries, and the 183 pages of court documents, for those who still care, have no life
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(751)
 
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Ready for Fark journalism: "Police said Rachel George spat on, cursed at and kicked officers while they attempted to make her sit, and Sgt. Sean Duffy injured himself striking her in the face"
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(34)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Humongous Volkswagen-sized turtle fossils discovered, not expected to be part of Michael Bay's turtle movie, we hope
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(34)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man who sewed son's buttocks shut avoids any time in the hole
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(60)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
You know it's a slow news day if you read about a school board deciding that a children's book is borderline porn, with art from the book for you to decide if it is
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(126)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Contrarian take on Facebook IPO: "You'd be better off investing in Greek government bonds". Facebook IPO discussion thread
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(196)
 
(Gather)
 
 
 
It's easy to think UFO 'summoner' Robert Bingham is a crackpot for predicting a mass sighting on Saturday in LA. Except, he's done it before. And it worked
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(64)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
Airport security to German politician: "Sorry sir, but you can't bring that axe on a plane"
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(42)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN releases memo on how to treat the 2012 election: "sarcasm, one-liners, perceived endorsements, attempts at humor or political criticism should be avoided." Sweet sassy molassy, BOO YAAA BOO YAA BOOYAA BOOOYAAAA
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(53)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Federal Judge to DOJ: You know that part of the NDA that lets you indefinitely detain anyone you think is "supporting" terrorism? Yeah, the 1st Amendment has a problem with that
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(170)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Møøse reboots Logan's Run, seeks sanctuary, but ran right into the Sandman
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(44)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Minute Maid labels beverage 'Pomegranate Blueberry' despite only having 0.3% pomegranate juice and 0.2% blueberry juice. Judge: Drink up
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(167)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
You may find yourself in a strange burial plot, wearing a stranger's clothes. And you might say, these are not my beautiful clothes. And you may ask yourself, how did I get it here? But probably not because you are dead
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(37)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're going to say you're too injured to work, you probably shouldn't get caught running various long-distance races and triathlons. "Her race times also improved after the claimed injury"
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NV state lawmaker who ran on a "family values" platform and sent out a mailing attacking her opponent's wife for wearing a dress that was too revealing is now trying to win the Maxim "Hot 100" bikini contest
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(418)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man sues company for $50,000 because he got attacked by geese. The geese could not be found for questioning
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(34)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Help me, Prudence, you're my only hope. My mom let me play with her breasts for years after I stopped breast-feeding, and now she's doing it with my sister. How do I stop it?
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(98)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The only thing more disgusting than these cupcake sausages is how much Subby wants to eat them
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(30)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Really want to quit smoking? Give me your money, and I'll give it back to you once a blood test proves you're nicotine free
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(58)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
It's your official Let's Pity Chicagoans Affected by the NATO summit discussion thread
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(68)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
The four personality styles of drivers and what it means about how they handle a car. Hint: three of them translate to "asshole"
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(246)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida evangelist "Apostle Tito" is targeted by members of "Satan's team", or as the rest of us would put it, is arraigned in federal court on child molestation charges
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(54)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Time Warner Cable employee absolutely shocked to find his co-workers watching porn. Hopes $2 million will help him get over the trauma
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Six shot, three dead in Louisville. If only there had been an armed citizen nearby we could have prevented this tragedy
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(276)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Florida lowers passing grade for state writing exam. Mississippi: "We can do that?"
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(52)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Tiny state famous for being tiny spends $75 million on a baseball player to develop a video game. Game over, man, game over
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(126)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republican committee, many of whose members live hundreds of miles from DC, hold meeting to discuss DC abortion rights. Bonus: Do not allow DC's only (non-voting) representative to speak. Super bonus: She's a woman
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(154)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Has anyone seen my Spiro Agnew collector's edition cufflinks? They were here yesterday. They didn't just get up and walk away people. They are worth a lot of money you jerks
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hell hath no yard sale like a woman scorned
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(58)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop a recruitment poster for Fark
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(26)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Exceedingly creepy man arrested for hanging plastic bags full of porn & dildos on young women's doors, then standing outside their apts and fogging up their windows with his breath. Bonus: He looks vaguely like a grown up Butt-head
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(81)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hot woman arrested for having sex in a taxi. With pic of the kind of woman who likes to do it in a taxi
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(65)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Gladiator Fire now at 6500 acres. Nitro, Zap, Blaze inconsolable
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(22)
 
(Posterous)
 
 
 
Man gives sucky TED talk. TED opts not to publish the talk. Man goes full media censorship outrage troll. Internet falls for it hook, line, and sinker
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(149)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
The sex-tourism capital of the world protests Lady Gaga's shows as too provocative. Wait, what?
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(47)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
32 years ago today, Mount St. Helens really lost it
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(56)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not News: The Yankees and Red Sox are fighting for a spot in the AL East Standings. News: Last place
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(95)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Facebook trading a sign of hope for investors
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(55)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Facebook trading a major red flag for investors
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(14)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco fire chief declared a deadbeat and has a court ordered garnishment of her wages... wait it's a she... checks photo... wait it's a she?
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(122)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Oceans full of "dead zones" where nothing lives could only be 40 years away - and in some places that is already reality
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(160)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the quikrete. We have the capability to build the world's first living statue
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(27)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Grooming tips from the owner of a 14-foot-long mustache
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Infographic of what the average American eats every year. Mmmm...29 lbs of french fries and 23 lbs of pizza...mmmm
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(70)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
It's nice to know that even in this crazy, mixed-up world, a picture of a miniature toy horse can still bring two young lovers together
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(30)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Fulton County 911 center is pro-choice. Female employees have the choice to get pregnant, or keep their jobs
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(80)
 
(The Grio)
 
 
 
Desmond Hatchett of Tennessee is pleading with the state to help him pay for child support. Hatchett, 33 has fathered 30 children. "I had four kids in the same year. Twice"
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(191)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
And today's tough lunch choice, real boiled pigs ear or fake boiled pigs ear?
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(17)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Running a half-marathon on a treadmill aboard a hot-air balloon proved harder than expected
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(25)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you're on death row, it's kind of pointless to ask the state to pay for your expensive hip surgery
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(65)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Two Tennessee dudes take their Mickey D's very seriously
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's not a hero, it's FARKMAN (some NSFW language & semi-NSFW animated images)
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(57)
 
(Maclean's)
 
 
 
Woman's Center = Groundbreaking. Men's Center = "A room with a PS3 and a bunch of douche bags playing video games"
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(222)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Support for President Obama amongst the U.S. prison population expected to rise, as the administration ordered federal, state and local officials to adopt zero tolerance for prison rape
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(118)
 


Thu May 17, 2012
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
"Police search for three armed men in home invasion." STANDARD HANDCUFFS WON'T WORK, PEOPLE
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(34)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British MP is butt of jokes after seating accident with colleague. In related news: The British are easily entertained
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(15)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Warning, baby teeth may cause nightmares
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(92)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this coal man smoking a cigar
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(30)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Sad: Puppy Mill. Weird: Run by senior citizens. Scary: The Mugshots. It is a Fark Tag Trifecta
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(78)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
We were hoping it had gone away, but John Travolta's Gropegate lives on: He just couldn't resist a quickie with Kenickie
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(126)
 
(Long Island Press)
 
 
 
LIRR train kills man. Earth on verge of war with Omicron Persei 8
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(61)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
81-year-old Detroit woman rescued from burning home by grandson. Everyone's happy until they realize that they still live in Detroit
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(31)
 
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Underwear bandit breaks through the backdoor, in Fruitland Idaho
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(25)
 
(Team Coco)
 
 
 
Thumbs, Dolphins And 98 Other Things That Will Not Exist In 1,000 Years
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(68)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fed to study how banks manage deposits. Their timing is impeccable
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(52)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
More than 53,000 dead people found to be on Florida's voting rolls, most thought likely to vote for BRAAIIINNNSSS
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(215)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Facebook is a Ponzi scheme
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(195)
 
(MyFox Twin Cities)
 
 
 
Mercury for sale on Craigslist. What could go wrong?
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(115)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flaming mustache
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(29)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Pentagon reveals scale model of bin Laden's compound used to plan attack. Suck it, Hasbro
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(148)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rodin Museum to reopen in July, Mothra Museum still on hold
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(31)
 
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Hospital patient caught with pot and psychedelic mushrooms, demands to speak with giant lizard
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(49)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
ATTENTION DC FARKERS: Betty White will be at the National Zoo tomorrow. Line up and take your best shot, boys
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(41)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Security experts claim that if you're carrying a laptop or a smartphone in Chicago this week, you might come under a cyber attack because people may think you're part of the NATO summit
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(126)
 
(Washington City Paper)
 
 
 
D.C. Tour Bus Driver: Numbskull tourists always ask for directions to Private Ryan's grave
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(325)
 
(Gather)
 
 
 
Google Earth: Product Placement Central
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(63)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
A horse can run out to sea of course, but nobody can think a horse can swim of course, so we had to swim a mile out and rescue this poor horse of course
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(61)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If your neighbors refuse to close their windows while having sex do you C) record the act and post the audio file to Soundcloud for all the Internet to hear?
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(287)
 
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
The best part of waking up is "coffee tincture made by infusing grain alcohol and rum with cracked coffee beans "
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Babylon's Hanging Gardens--one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World--is about to get boned by oil whores
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(109)
 
(Marketplace)
 
 
 
Those silly hippies of the "Occupy" movement have never done anything worthwhile--except get half a dozen major cities to pass the most signficant bank "transparency" laws enacted in a generation
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(83)
 
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
If you're traveling in Northwest Iowa today, be advised that a massive buffalo breakout happened earlier today and now more than 200 buffalo are roaming around five separate counties
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(61)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Man accused of paying prostitutes with heroin and food from the McDonald's dollar menu. That stuff could kill a person, what with all the grease and salt
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(32)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Will Smith's kung fu son gets right to the point and asks President Obama about the space aliens
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(83)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
96 percent of the meals that you can get in any restaurant fail to even get close to meeting USDA standards for nutrition. Uh, maybe we should lower the standards? It works for education
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(85)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Not news: Bartender walks female patron home. News: Thief tries to steal her purse. Fark: Bartender fights him off, gets stabbed eight times. Totalfark: He has no health insurance; the bar is hosting a fundraiser to pay his bills. Can we help?
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(132)
 
(TMZ)
 
NewsFlash
 
The rainbow flag flies at half-mast. RIP Donna Summer
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(373)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Eduardo Saverin says that he is not dodging taxes by renouncing his US citizenship, in the same way that subby discovered table salt
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(207)
 
(GQ)
 
 
 
"His voice is so high, it sounds like a ringtone." Reporter meets the new, improved, manly Bieber 2.0 on his 18th birthday
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(44)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Greek government denies there is a run on the bank as everybody looks to cash out euros now instead of taking drachmas later
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(65)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Azithromycin may increase the likelihood of sudden death in adults, especially those who have heart issues. Hey, my dentist prescribes that for me, because of my heart operation. Seriously she does. THUD
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Saggy Pants Bill falls on Alabama Senate floor
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(47)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
A 19th Century Bart Simpson placed history's first prank phone call to Mo's Funeral Home
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(27)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It turns out getting a pedicure by allowing tropical fish to gnaw off dead flesh from your feet may give you an antibiotic-resistant disease. Who would have guessed?
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(64)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
If you are French, and your man is making more love to the new Diablo III game than you, you may be eligible for a free vibrator (Not safe for work pic of woman's second-best friend)
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(122)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
FYI: JP Morgan's $2 billion loss is now $3 billion
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(102)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Team trainers to player hit by wild pitch: "Who are you?" Player to trainers: "I am Batman"
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(73)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Newest urban scourge? Geese. Department of Natural Resources: They'll be handled by the coyotes, which will be handled by the gorillas, which come winter, will simply freeze to death
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(109)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
After decades of being largely ignored, Atlanta's sizable group of transvestite prostitutes have decided to start group muggings to get themselves back in the spotlight
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(52)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
As new revelations and charges surface, it's looking more and more like Bigus Dickus was the lead centurion of "The Legion of Christ"
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(125)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Remember the fine print of the Verizon contract that states they can change the terms any time they want? Well, it's that time
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(252)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're going to send someone a text inquiring about buying some illegal moonshine, make sure you don't accidentally text a state trooper
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when the rocks you collected at the beach spontaneously combust...in your pocket?
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(71)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Uh, North Korea, just a little tip? When there is only one country in the whole world that will even speak to you, it's probably best not to hijack their fishing boats and hold their crews for ransom
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(83)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
16th century home for sale. Exposed wooden beams, oak-panelled dining room, fire place and swimming pool that has been drowned in once. Oh, and Pooh. Lots of Pooh
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(32)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
When you buy your Facebook stock today, understand that Goldman is selling 1/2 of their stock in Facebook, and sit smug knowing you're smarter than Goldman
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(48)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Majority of US Children now being born to minorities. EVERYBODY HISPANIC
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(271)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this reflection
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(30)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You know how your doctor calls HDL 'good' cholesterol? Yeah, about that
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(89)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After two years and a $1.5 million stimulus, study on erectile dysfunction doesn't stand up
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(35)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
For once, Arby's sandwich found to contain real meat
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(116)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
City employee finds gun while mowing. Does he: A) sell it to a 14-year-old who robs a 7-11, B) pawn it and get arrested as it was used in a murder, or C) Turn it in and get fired for possessing a weapon while on the job?
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(216)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Fisherman's body found at lake. He was ten feet tall and 700 pounds
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(41)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
"One in eight students at Iowa State University didn't realize they would have student loan debt after graduation"
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(225)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Naked woman walks into lumber store, causes customers to sport wood
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(93)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Coffee that was once good for you, then bad for you, then good, then bad, then good, and then bad again is now once more good for you
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(133)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 367: "Scavenger Hunt 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(101)
 


Wed May 16, 2012
(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
Two accused of driving with portable meth lab next to toddler. That's methed up
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(65)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Former NY Governor Spitzer's call girl selling her underwear. Move along, nothing to sniff here
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Car crashes into the home of Sonya and Wade Schenewolf, of Easton, PA. This is a repeat from March 2012, and also from December 2011
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(83)
 
(WLFI Lafayette)
 
 
 
Problem 1: Minor girls drinking in your bar. Problem 2: Cops are walking in. Solution: Stick them in the kitchen, tell cops they're your cooks. Problem 3: They don't know how to start the grill
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(81)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Kennedy Curse is validated one more time
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(147)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop these students stretching
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(23)
 
(Some Bunny)
 
 
 
A Farker needs our help
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(623)
 
(Some zoo's blog)
 
 
 
Ugly ass-snow leopards born at Woodland Park Zoo. Link goes to some sucky blog and horrific pics
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(47)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Tombstone water access denied. Well... bye
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(133)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
You know those $100 shoes you bought to help you tone your butt and lose weight? Never mind
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(191)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Height, weight, size, girth, tight, skinny, tan, rich, petite, jacked, strong, confident, go-getter, blast at parties, awesome fashion sense, musically adept, great cook, great in bed, etc, etc
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(296)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Carlos Fuentes is no mas. He was the first Mexican author to write a best seller north of the border, an idealistic diplomat, and a brilliant wordsmith in two languages. Subby can't even write a coherent headline in one. Adios, maestro
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(34)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Four Guardian Angels knifed in Chicago. If only there was somebody to watch over them
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The giant penis artwork "Gaia" measuring over 4 metres was...blown up during a controlled explosion"
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(47)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
You know you're homeless when your husband rubbing and massaging your back is actually his attempt to secretly stuff stolen Pop-Tarts and Slim Jims into your pockets
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(28)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Let's see...fever, check. Infection in the lungs, check. Coughing up blood, check. My dear, it is of my professional opinion that you're just lovesick"
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(82)
 
(Winnipeg Sun)
 
 
 
Yet another reason why Canada kicks America's ass. We have sex tours for school age kids that include a masturbation room
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(231)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Man, who obviously has never seen porn before, gets slashy at public library on another man for not looking at porn
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(24)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy getting a grip
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(18)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Group of clowns to assault police at NATO summit with pies. Guess we will find out if clown death is in fact funny
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(115)
 
(The Star Press)
 
 
 
100-year-old Edith Pittenger has already taken laps at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway (at age 96), so how does she celebrate 100? By going parasailing
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(6)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Bikini booster blamed for burned boobs
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(308)
 
(WLFI Lafayette)
 
 
 
12-year-old boy put in jail by mistake. Officers suspected something was wrong upon realizing that they jailed a 12-year-old boy
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(73)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Candle company now offering candles for men scented like "Riding Mower" and "2 x 4". Nothing in the flatulence, used motor oil or nitrogen-based fertilizer line yet. But we're waiting
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(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"What are you in for?" "Unlawful possession of abalone"
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(50)
 
(Delaware County Daily Times)
 
 
 
$200,000 street value - $200,000 bail = Freedom to 52-year-old pot farmer
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(83)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Trio robs five people and shoots one, across two states, in less than two hours. And they say American work ethic is dead
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(19)
 
(The Star Press)
 
 
 
Man visits campus on a stolen bike, steal sodas, says he's going to the library to study but can't remember what he's studying, later found on another bicycle with a stolen sandwich, gets arrested. The circle of dumbass is complete
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(11)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
FBI decides that while JP Morgan Chase might be too big to fail it may not be too big to Jail its executives
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(110)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
China: Me ban you long time. Vietnam: I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair
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(57)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
On this day in 1988, scientists discovered that nicotine was just as addictive as heroin and cocaine, and yet we still allow it to be sold in stores across the country
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(242)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Finally someone realizes even pirates have to sit on the beach and drink fruity drinks with tiny umbrellas once in a while
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(28)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Students place sticky notes throughout school as a senior prank. The principal's reaction? a) Share a good laugh with the students, b) Kindly ask the students to remove sticky notes, or c) Suspend 40+ students and fire the janitor
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(192)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
DC Metro can't wait for you to get the hell off of its trains
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(57)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Fiat: The car of choice for photobombers
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(54)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Despite years of trying to grow the donor pool, replacement organs are still in critically short supply for people whose names aren't Dick Cheney or Steve Jobs. The solution? Tax credits for organ donors
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(169)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
"You go vertical into the light, and suddenly, instead of gray and dark, it's light and blue. You are totally connected with the elements. You are in another world. I want to live that again"
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(21)
 
(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
You are not allowed to open fire in a Missouri bar merely because they won't serve you any more alcohol. That's really more of a Texas thing
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(25)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Couple commits suicide in a cemetery. Sad, yet convenient
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(36)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Let's face it, staycations are so last year. How about a nakation instead?
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(76)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Buffalo detectives solve 1994 murder after finally realizing that the guy who "found" the dismembered corpse in his yard had spent the last forty years racking up convictions for raping and killing his way across New York
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(23)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Taekwondo World Champion vs Random Gunman. Round 1, fi- BLAM
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(121)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Pastor busted for watching his flock a little too closely
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(47)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Are you a self-centered douchebag who can't wait a few hours before yammering your life's inanities into a cellphone so that everyone trapped around you can hear every detail? Awesome, you're the man, book your next flight on Virgin
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(40)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
"Well, we can't give the $72 million it would take to build a new bridge because the old one is unsafe. But we can spend $10 million to paint the old one and make it look prettier"
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(39)
 
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Mother outraged that a teacher allegedly molested her 16-year-old son. Father also complains that his shoulder is sore from all the high-fiving
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(36)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Remember how the White folks stole all of the land from the Indians? Yeah, well about that
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(165)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Take-home HIV test approved by FDA in unanimous vote could prevent thousands of transmissions, frat house gang bangs, annually
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(34)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tired of the TSA shenanigans at the airport? Just climb a fence, walk across a runway, and board a flight
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(38)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
What do you do with a drunken Saylor? Put some clothes on her til she's sober. HO HO and up she rises. Ear-lye in the morning
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(38)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man's condition downgraded from Nearly Drowned to Totally Drowned
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(17)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Student: It's hot, can we turn the AC on? Teacher: Of course - just one question - what is equal to the sum of the squares of the two legs of a right triangle?
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(85)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
What a motorcycle looks like after it meets two racing Ferraris
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(96)
 
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Four Alabama men fined for stealing cultural artifacts. In other news, proof now exists that at some time in the remote past, there was actually some culture in Alabama
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(40)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Domesticated dogs may have been the reason why we flourished over the Neanderthals
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(83)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Usually making faces in the subway would get you punched in the nose
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(11)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
There's no way he'll get it right next year
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(28)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
So, apparently July 9th, 2012 is the Internet Apocaypse. WHO KNEW?
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(46)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Judge doesn't buy that a 16-year-old girl actually raped a 47-year-old man and not the other way around
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(88)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Luckiest journalist in the world gets paid to find the "Greatest Beer in the World". His answer? Russian River Brewing Company's Pliny the Younger
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(195)
 
(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Female genitalia... or Pac-man? (SFW)
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(68)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
What do you get when you combine a Sparkling Princess and Royal Horse Barbie set in pink wrapping paper, a digital camera and Viagra? C.) PMITAP
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(40)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
30 years from now: some predictions
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(67)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Coyotes force trail closures in Golden Gate Park due to conflicts with pets, shipments of rocket sleds and giant crossbows from Acme Corp
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(40)
 
(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
TV crew catches carpet cleaner creating a few stains of his own
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(44)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Loyal ally Pakistan allows the US to reopen supply line to troops in Afghanistan. For $365 million US. Annually
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(87)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
After getting caught shoplifting an 18 pack of Bud Light from a store, man admits to the cops that it was "a bad decision." No word if he's talking about the act of stealing or the type of beer he stole
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(61)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Judge orders suspect freed on $150,000 bond as long as he wears his ankle monitor and gets his book reports in by Friday
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(9)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Church Softball team dropped from league because preacher plays for both teams
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(85)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Not that it will change the opinion of a single person one way or the other, but the prosecution's own records show the Zimmerman had two black eyes, a broken nose, and two cuts on the back of his head the night Trayvon Martin was shot
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(794)
 
(Rochester Institute of Tech)
 
 
 
Photoshop this powdered person
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(13)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
A new hero emerges in the quest to free OJ so that he can continue his search for the real killer
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(50)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The US war on Alzheimer's. Never Forget
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(55)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Haitian immigrant, rescued at sea by the Coast Guard as a 6-year-old boy, will graduate from the US Coast Guard Academy 18 years later
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(43)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New cut of beef discovered: "The flavor is comparable to the New York Strip Steak. It does not require aging or marinating to achieve tenderness." Kinda makes you wonder... What else have those damn cows been holding out on us?
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(195)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Wal*Mart set to build Alabama location over burial plots of 80 slaves, stage most appropriate haunting in the South
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(71)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
67-year-old man dies after receiving lapdances. That's one way to get 10 dances in a row without paying (NSFW images below article)
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(59)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
As if being in WalMart isn't trauma enough, NJ man sues WalMart for $1 million after being "traumatized" by a 16-year-old's racist remark
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(84)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you like dogs, you will love giant dogs (NSFW images below article)
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(86)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
University issues new contract requiring faculty to accept "Personal Lifestyle Pledge". Faculty members respond with "How about no? Does no work for you? And by the way, we're out of here "
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(243)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle Police Department claims Justice Department proposal is unreasonable, says it will be too expensive to stop its officers from randomly bludgeoning innocent people
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(116)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
"I saw a boat flying at me with its nose to the sky ... next thing I know I got a boat on top of my leg"
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(30)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Duck falls down chimney, survives being on fire. The Sun is there with a variety of sauces
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(26)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
If you left $15k at Goodwill by accident, so did everyone else
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I said, NINETEEN-YEAR-OLD HOTTIE SUFFERS FROM "HATRED OF SOUND", SO KEEP IT DOWN PLEASE (w/pics)
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(176)
 


Tue May 15, 2012
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Gas leak shuts down elementary school. And on Taco Tuesday no less
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(26)
 
(Prince Edward Guardian)
 
 
 
"Man gets 15 days for masturbating at Zellers." That's a lot of masturbation days
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(78)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Brits go on sunshine vacation, die
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(61)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this torch lighting
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(23)
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
If a voice in the sky tells you to get off the bridge because a bear is coming, you don't worry about whether it's the Voice of God or just the bridge operator on a loudspeaker - you get the hell off the bridge
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(77)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
First masseur who accused John Travolta of sexual assault gets rubbed out of lawsuit
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(76)
 
(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
Need to fill up broadcast time on your local news station? Put a newschick inside a wind tunnel, crank it up, and call it a report on tornadoes. With video
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(66)
 
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Knowing what birds think like, Turkey accuses bird of being an Israeli spy
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(60)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
RAF performs perfect 'ER II' formation in skies over North Wales in preparation for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee
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(57)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Special K Chocolate Delight has more calories than Cocoa Puffs
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(125)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
April was the 326th consecutive month with above average global temperatures, but this of course in no way proves that global warming may be occuring
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(541)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Man swallows $20K diamond while robbing jewelry store, is locked in cell with no toilet as police play the waiting game
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(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Insurance company tells man to remove colourful whirly-gigs from lawn because they're distracting drivers
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(46)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Martha, fetch the shotgun: The trombonists are swarming
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(40)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Government mouthpiece China Daily: "Will [popular US ambassador] Gary Locke please disclose his personal assets?" China Daily readers: "Um, here's his financial disclosure statement, right here"
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(41)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Just a quick FYI: If your crazy neighbor texts you at 3 in the morning to say that she wants to be cremated with her children, you might want to pop on over and make sure she doesn't have any guns in the house
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(201)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man's mini sub
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(17)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
You walk into your hotel room. There is a used condom on the floor. Do you demand a different room? Do you demand a free room? Do you write to the Consumerist and biatch about it?
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(132)
 
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Teacher fired after rant about Jesus, Mary Magdalene, UFOs and the Apocalypse, none of which was on the standardized test
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(89)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
"You really are not apologizing to me at all, are you? Here are 6 Types of Apologies That Aren't Apologies at All
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(125)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Alex, I'll take "Chris Matthews will bomb on this show" for $200
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(178)
 
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
World exclusive Diablo III review
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(274)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
LOL headline of the day: "Woman to Officer: 'Those Aren't My Pants'"
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(46)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Your official Error 37 thread continues...
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(544)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russia's break dance champion loses leg due to medical negligence
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(35)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Babies in walkers wielding lawn darts are coming to kill us all
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(46)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Polish hooliganism leaves two giraffes dead
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(40)
 
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
It's good to be a federal worker
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(133)
 
(Daily News Journal)
 
 
 
Suspect: I was running away because they were beating me. Cops: We were beating him because he was running away
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(151)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ousted Yahoo CEO Scott Thompson will not receive any severance package for being forced to resign, and will have to make do with only the $7 million in cash and stock options he got paid four months ago
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(35)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Headline: "Man Shot In Central Toledo". Story: "The victim was struck in the groin". Ladies and gentlemen, we now have a new euphemism
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(73)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mississippi police would like to warn drivers that if an officer pulls you over and shoots you in the head, they most likely are not affiliated with any actual government organization
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