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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Scary: Man falls into 160-foot deep crevasse. Hardcore: Calmly takes pictures while waiting to be rescued, walks away uninjured
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(71)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Welcome everyone, to this years Mother's day P&C event. If you have not done so already, please collect your bag of complimentary chocolate penises from the registration table
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(60)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Gunmen kill senior Afghan peace negotiator
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(58)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Jurors going home and conducting their own "scientific" experiments have become a growing problem
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(209)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Dear Los Angeles Farkers, If you're hiking this weekend in the hills above Burbank, and you come across an armed and suicidal FBI agent, give me a call, I seem to have misplaced mine, thank you -- Janet
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(96)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
After 12 years, fifty-two year old immigrant janitor finally earns his degree from the Ivy League school at which he works. FARK: With the degree he chose, janitor is probably about the only job that he'll be able to get
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(111)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sectioned sex symbol
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(20)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Guilt-stricken thief returns hydrangeas he stole for his mom on Mother's Day ... in 1958
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(18)
 
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Man gets 10 years for 19th DUI. With good behavior, he'll be working on number 20 in five years
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(344)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lead Shrink on D.S.M. 4 says, "D.S.M. 5 promises to be a disaster that will medicalize normality, introduce Har Har Finks"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Optometrist warns emo haircuts covering one eye could result in generation of young whiny people with lazy eyes
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(88)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Dalai Lama fears being eaten by sharks, lack of total consciousness
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(54)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
A survey for Mother's Day: what was the nicest thing your mom ever did for you?
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(204)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Mom gives birth to baby from sex with daughter's teenage boyfriend. If the kids get married this one will put some knots in the family tree
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(98)
 
(Newsvine)
 
 
 
Photoshop these leggy chimney sweeps
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(17)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Ohio man sets world record for fist pumping, after fist pumping for 16 hours. He broke the old world record for fist pumping, set by your mom last night
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(47)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lesbian couple faces hurdles raising quadruplets, presumably because their lesbian hotness causes them to have nonstop hot lesbian sex
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(124)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Did you know you can watch TV in your lap now? The future is *HERE*. I'm Ric Romero
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(49)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
How a US soldier got his Pastafarian dogtags. Come for the pirate regalia, stay for His noodly appendage
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(159)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Brits prefer to hoist a pint with a mate within stumbling distance of home to hoisting one at home while having a little sherman tank/ barclay bank/ peddle and crank/Thomas Tank in front of the telly
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(58)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The Shearwater, the Pipit, and the Gonshaw are all real animals that live in Great Britain, and the last is a notorious nest raider
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(29)
 
(WRCB)
 
 
 
The Law of Unintended Consequences in action: Alabama farmers forced to plant fewer crops because they can't find enough Real 'Mericans to work the fields for the harvest
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(260)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Team of specialist archaeologists spend three months creating replica of Bronze Age boat, only to work out that a boat specialist may have been fractionally more useful
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(41)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Britain's got talented ... dog
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(22)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Instashop Theme: It's Mother's Day? I'm going to need a card
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(9)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There was a demon that lived on the salt flats... At 75, Craig Breedlove is going to try for 800mph
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(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Blind New Jersey man wins legal battle to shoot guns after judge doesn't see a problem with it
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(32)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Woman successfully sues for $80,000 after getting burned by hot chicken broth. "She came around the corner, and the cart was right there in the doorway. She bumped her shin on it and fell into the containers"
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(94)
 
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
You know all those times you ended a sentence with "yeah, when pigs fly"? About that
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(43)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Stressed-out college students get puppy therapy
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(57)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Why is it so hip for restaurants to embrace serving locally grown food but they won't serve locally made wine?
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(121)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Beauty pageant officials strip Miss Fiji of crown for not looking native enough. There's got to be something in the water
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(66)
 
(star gazette)
 
 
 
That cute girl sitting next to you in college 60 years ago? Maybe it's time to finally ask her to marry you
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(15)
 
(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
The Hostile: Telltale signs: High, sometimes explosive, reactivity. Frequently disagreeable. Cynical. Mistrustful. Does not like to be wrong. Where you'll find them: Corner offices, the Internet
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(80)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Senior British MP says "McParenting" is putting the lives of a generation at risk
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(84)
 
(Some Dick)
 
 
 
Photoshop an ad for a fictional sporting event
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(23)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Mother is stunned to discover her son was exposed to pornographic images during a sleepover with other junior high boys. "I am devastated at the loss of his innocence"
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(168)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Happy Mother's Day. Did you know the woman who created it hated the holiday and wanted to have it abolished?
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(65)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Spend your spring break watching couples on the beach having sex
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(29)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Nine Midwest food fests that will make you fatter just reading about them
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(86)
 
(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year
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(78)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A great, great, great grandma will celebrate this Sunday with her family which has six generations of daughters. Happy Mothers' Day
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(30)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man completes triathlon in under two hours while juggling the whole time. Yea well, Subby took out the trash today
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(36)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Court rules that guy can sue hospital for "excruciating pain and trauma" when a worker tripped on a hose, yanking a catheter from his penis
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(129)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle experiments with twice monthly trash pickup. Some noses have a problem with this
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(53)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ahmadinejad last week: death to Israel. Ahmadinejad after seeing the major deployment of US military air planes: Whoa whoa whoa, wait a minute....what I said wasn't intended to be a factual statement
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(218)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Sao Paolo has 31 life-size human silhouettes appearing tense, perched on the edges of high-rises, prepared to dive to their deaths below. Wall Street has none. Can't explain that
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(42)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Turns out, training wheels really don't work and aren't great for kids
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Sat May 12, 2012
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
You're a dedicated copper thief if you can steal four miles of the stuff
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(69)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Woman assaults friend with tiki torch. Tries to claim it was an incident of friendly fire
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(49)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this (not really) levitating musician
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(27)
 
(Visual.ly)
 
 
 
Five exoplanets that might just be able to support human life. Subby calls dibs on Gliese 667C c
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(167)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Two hundred and fifty years ago the Earl of Sandwich stayed up all night playing cards and invented the sandwich so you can do the same
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(134)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Not that it's any interest to Farkers, but there's a girl who pinches sex 'trophies' from each one of her sexual conquests
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(251)
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Young cancer patient produces video of other young cancer patients singing along to Kelly Clarkson's "Stronger" - the saddest and the most inspiring thing you'll see today
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(91)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Any landing you can walk away from is a good one. Especially if a train is involved
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(19)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Obama honors 34 "top cops," Joe Arpaio strangely absent
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(116)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
British Olympic officials announce plan to deploy "sonic weapon" that can deliver ear-splitting, agonizing waves of noise to a large crowd. I'm just happy that Fran Drescher is still keeping busy
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(79)
 
(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this purple place
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(21)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Our federal government has commissioned a study to study studies. Conclusion...study studying studies is flawed. Fark needs a "facepalm" tag
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(43)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dear Parent, We regret to inform you that there is no room for your child in Battery Park Kindergarten public school. But do not worry, we checked with the $16k a year private school right down the street and they still have spaces open
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(125)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Egyptian man is only mostly dead
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(46)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let's run down the list of activities where your colleagues are likely to shoot you and themselves, shall we? Fighting a war, being a cop, selling dietary supplements, hunting deer, dealing drugs, wait, what?
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(25)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
When was the last time you actually used a $100 bill?
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(374)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The South takes yet another step on the short road to theocracy. This time Tennessee wants to ban "gateway sexual activity" such as hugging and kissing
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(264)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"How to Talk About Books You Haven't Read", and 14 other books that you lie about having read
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(150)
 
(AccessAtlanta)
 
 
 
A Phoenix man wins $1 million in the Powerball lottery ....six times in the same day
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(44)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New Jersey town is cracking down on some of society's biggest asshats: people who constantly text while they walk
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(65)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The New York Times summons the power of Fark, asks for the public's help in identifying a naked woman
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(73)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And a chorus of "awwww" arose from the Farkosphere
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(40)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
Man dies after being stabbed with a syringe full of mercury hidden in the tip of an umbrella. Fark: a year ago
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(99)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
News: Man saves daughter from traffic accident. Ultra News: Jumps from moving car to save her. Fark News: Goes back for her shoes (w/video)
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(50)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
This... this is why sane people are cat people
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(129)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
After a man tells his girlfriend he's breaking up with her, she gets so mad she bites him on the leg and chases him out of the house armed with a paintball gun. On the plus side, at least he knows he made the right decision
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(39)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this high-flying "It's real to me, dammit" wrestler
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(27)
 
(Animal Tracks)
 
 
 
Proof that a mother's love knows no bounds - a Yorkshire terrier adopts five kittens (who are almost as big as she is) just in time for the Mother's Day edition of Caturday
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(773)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia's top racketeering investigator assigned to investigate kids cheating on school tests. All other organized crime to be solved by that mean old lady who teaches third grade
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(42)
 
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Super hot school secretary got violated by 16 year old student (with you would hit that like...like....)
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(149)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
There's ordinary dumb. There's "busted for cooking meth" dumb. And then there's "busted for trying to cook meth without even having the right ingredients" dumb
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(32)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Praise God and serve the $500k defamation lawsuit for a negative online review from a shunned parishoner
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(96)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Not news: woman has collision with møøse. News: continues to drive to work. Fark: pics
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(37)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Drunk-driving, girlfriend-adopting millionaire who left the scene of a fatal accident is going to find out how it feels to be someone's adopted girlfriend
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(43)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Mini Documentary on the most terrifying drug in the world - it renders a person incapable of exercising free will. You're going to watch it, then tell me your Fark login. [some Not safe for work language]
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(154)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
I returned a stolen turtle
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Geraldo Rivera claims he was 'manually raped' by TSA officials, proving the TSA does offer some value
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(71)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Obscure law makes it tough for military dogs to be adopted after service, resulting in many of them being euthanized. Asinine: They are currently classified as equipment, rather than personnel
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(109)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
So, the key to a long and happy life is to: A) buy a small island, B) plant 16,000 trees, C) surround yourself with 120 giant tortoises, or D) all of the above
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(66)
 


Fri May 11, 2012
(Some Wright-Thinker)
 
 
 
Cool: buying a Frank Lloyd Wright-designed house for one dollar. Difficulty: in exchange for having to label, disassemble and move it stick by stick to a new site to avoid demolition. Holy crap: in two weeks
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(94)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob a bank you could do it by wearing a ski mask to hide your identity. Or you could do what this guy did and dress up in women's clothing and clown makeup
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(35)
 
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Because all other crime in Freeport, Penn. has been taken care of: Police sent to collect overdue library books from 4-year-old girl
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(93)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Restaurant posts sign warning parents not to let their snowflakes run wild; parents respond by throwing a tantrum
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(279)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Lewdness and assault lead the pack in this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(114)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this freshly shaved alpaca
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(26)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Oh JP Morgan? The SEC would like a word with you over those reckless trades that lost you $2 billion in the last six weeks, two words, actually, and they are "you're farked"
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(207)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
From the " Maybe we didn't think of our cunning plan all the way through" dept: North Carolina finding the ban on gay marriage is bad for business
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(190)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not news: Elderly couple dies in car crash. News: Couldn't call for help due to bad AT&T coverage. FARK: after NINE dropped calls
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(182)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN reports on parenting and uses Drew and his wife Heather as excellent examples (w/photo)
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(196)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
IPhone user: 'Siri, what's the world's best smartphone?' Siri: 'The Nokia Lumia 900.' Wait, what?
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(75)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
That's right, it's Friday. So take off your shoes, put your feet on your desk, and try your hand at this week's Fark Weird News Quiz
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(40)
 
(Valdez Star)
 
 
 
Problem: High student absenteeism on Fridays; Solution: No school on Fridays
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(45)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Brother of one of Anders Behring Breivik's victims attacks him during court session. Honestly, who throws a shoe?
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(150)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games until someone gives the goose a light saber. Then it's just awesome
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(36)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Hypochondria support thread. What disease do you think you're dying from?
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(276)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Japan is experiencing reverse Idiocracy. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(254)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these pretend pandas
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(13)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Why do some Christians say the Bible is explicitly against gay marriage and others say the Bible supports it? Why, it's almost as if words and language can be interpreted different ways
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(218)
 
(The Coloradoan)
 
 
 
News: Conspiracy theorist fears cops are following her. Truth: They are. Fark: because they put a GPS tracker on her car and are trying to secretly get it back
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(79)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
WWII fighter found perfectly preserved in the Sahara 70 years after it disappeared. Pilot unaccounted for but is likely somewhere nearby making a scale model of Devil's Tower out of mashed potatoes
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(155)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
God allows woman's house to burn down, miraculously saves stone Virgin Mary statue
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(55)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Flight attendant fired for Tweeting world's worst Fark headline
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(54)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Father: "My naked unicyclist son is mentally ill." O WHEELY?
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(25)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
45-year-old skateboarders: sad, dangerous, or sad AND dangerous? The New York Times is there
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(228)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Car crashes into television studios and .... wait a second. Is the fireman on the left really small or is the fireman on the right really tall?
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(112)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Massachusetts will not in fact be banning school bake sales
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(19)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
North Carolina passes amendment banning same sex marriage. AND A CHALLENGER APPEARS
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(494)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
An incredibly detailed look at Internet marketing scams, and it won't even cost you $5 a month
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(60)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jenny McCarthy's reign of terror continues in Washington state
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(122)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Nobel Prize-winning Texas cancer official in resignation letter: "Science or GTFO"
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(46)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Facebook apparently will soon let users pay to make their posts stand out in their friends' feed. In other words, Facebook is about to get even more insufferable
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(88)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
Apple 'iTV' confirmed by Foxconn boss
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(83)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
People plan on spending $152 on their moms this year, more than three times what your mom charges
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(31)
 
(The Middletown Press)
 
 
 
You know you're wearing too much Axe body spray if it sets off the fire alarm
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(57)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
DC's mayor wants you to know that, sure, he's given his son and daughter thousands of dollars worth of Verizon Center Sky Suite tickets to see acts like Jay-Z, Kanye West, and Britney Spears, but that was all totally to help the city
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stripper fired for being a reporter
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(155)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good: Obese third grader who was taken by CPS loses 52 lbs while living with his uncle. Bad: His mom wins custody back. Worse: He has already put seven lbs back on
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(139)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Everyone born on June 16th is now the devil
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(104)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Six mind-blowing animal infestations straight out of The Bible, from drunk baboons to kamikaze carp
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Emma Watson has signed up for pole dancing lessons in order to pass ... the time... while she's working on .... should I even bothering typing the rest of this headline?
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(130)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man crashes Bobcat loader into store to steal deodorant. Police plan to charge him with first degree theft and encouraged the store to ban him for life
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(52)
 
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
News: Two men get their iPhones stolen. FARK: By prostitutes. TotalFark: The men fire a shot through the motel room door. Stockton: Prostitutes return fire, injuring one
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
State officials defend exam question asking third-graders to, "reveal a secret that was difficult to keep and explain why it was hard to keep"
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(103)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe responds calmly and reasonably to DOJ suit against him. Yeah, who are we kidding... "I'm not going to surrender my office to the federal government. I will fight this to the bitter end"
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(ABC)
 
 
 
The whole "Mitt Romney Bully" story? If the evidence for it were any more flimsy they'd have to revive 60 Minutes II just to keep it going
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(229)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The BBC wants us to know that we are all about to get raped by robots
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(72)
 
(Enterprise News)
 
 
 
Yahoo CEO says he couldn't have put false information on his resume because he never gave Yahoo a resume
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(29)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Man with knife tries to rob Philadelphia Dunkin' Donuts store. Unfortunately for him, the clerk had a bigger knife. Surveillance video included, Crocodile Dundee jokes are not
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(33)
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
Have you bought an iPod in the last six years? Well guess what? You are currently suing Apple
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(148)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Defense Department Joint Forces Staff College advocates 'total war' on Islam using "the historical precedents of Dresden, Tokyo, Hiroshima, Nagasaki" to Makkah and Medinah
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Al-Qaeda bombmaker responsible for the new underwear bomb has designed bombs to fit in cameras, hard-drives and even domestic pets. Your dog wants this infidel defiler to drown in a lake of blood
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(65)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Margaret Thatcher isn't dead, naked on a cold day
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sorry, New York, but it looks like you're not going to have the nation's largest phallic symbol, after all. Hey, it's not the size that really matters, anyway
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(70)
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
In 2011, all of the police in the entire country of Germany fired a combined total of 85 bullets at people during the entire year. That's one more than the NYPD used on a single murder suspect last month--who survived
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(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
The state of Ohio, apparently with a straight face, is asking us to believe that people go to Ohio voluntarily and that their tourism industry grew by $2 billion last year to reach $40 billion
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(222)
 
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Most US students fail at science, don't understand that if they aren't part of the solution....they are part of the precipitate
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(107)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
How to make Buddhism more popular: allow your monks to drink, smoke and gamble while hanging out at luxury hotels. Giggity
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(27)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Governor Scott Walker caught on video telling a billionaire benefactor how he plans to crush the unions and turn Wisconsin into a right-to-work state. Not that billionaire. Or that one. Another one
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Remember when the drug Vioxx got taken off the market in 2004 for killing roughly 55,000 people? Looks like they may have left off a zero
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(88)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Microsoft to ban every browser but Internet Explorer from the new version of Windows. This is not a repeat from 1998
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(264)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Today's random question: Who headlined at the first concert you ever attended?
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(852)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Assemble a team of superheroes for a rip-off movie of The Avengers
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(29)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"My main motivation was to make money off the controversy," says man selling Trayvon Martin gun range targets
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(85)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
I'm no Biblical scholar, but I'm pretty sure Jesus never ripped off a chunk of someone's earlobe for not doing the dishes
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(25)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
If an eight-year-old boy is riding his bike in front of your house you should a) wave hello, b) do absolutely nothing, c) throw a pitchfork at him. Bonus round: You're holding a beer while this is happening, what do you do?
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(35)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
10 questions for JP Morgan, not including "just who the FARK do you think you are?"
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(101)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
No one wants Facebook stock
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(85)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Facebook stock demand is HOT HOT HOT
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Surfer sets Guinness World Record for largest wave surfed after taking on 78' tall monster. Keanu Reeves seen waiting to arrest him on the shore
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(90)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
I stole a turtle
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(56)
 
(KBTX College Station)
 
 
 
The day the bacon died
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(52)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Seventy-three-year-old man sets fire at nursing home because it turns him on. Whatever happened to reruns of The Golden Girls?
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(15)
 
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Electronics store holds woman's computer hostage until she removes the complaint she filed with the attorney general about their wonderful customer service
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(116)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tennessee murder-kidnapping suspect Adam Mayes found dead; sisters he kidnapped found alive
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(97)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to one year probation for....a) drug possession...b) assault and battery...or c) harboring a wallaby
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wonderful story of an autistic man getting immense joy out of passers-by honking and waving as he stands in his yard day in and day out. Dusty in here, etc.
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(59)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
What do a golf ball, a fish hook, a sewing needle, a toy dinosaur, a rubber duck, a Crucifix, a tennis ball, dentures, a spoon, a fork, a baby pacifier, and homework all have in common?
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(67)
 


Thu May 10, 2012
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Mayans renew humanity's subscription for "Existence", good for another 7,000 years
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(123)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
This video of a naked man on a unicycle brought to you by the Houston PD, and the makers of Cheap Liquor™. Cheap Liquor™, providing impaired judgment for the best and the worst times of your life
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When the police come to your front door, stabbing your computer with a samurai sword will not delete the child porn on the hard drive
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(134)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In collaboration with Dr. Zaius, chimp makes elaborate plots to attack humans
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(49)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Post Office: "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds". Postal workers: Nudist colony? Go fark yourselves
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(78)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
You remember that time in the 10th to 12th centuries when the Christian church had no problem marrying gay couples? Yeah, that was a pretty cool time
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(211)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
A schoolgirl interested in writing becomes an internet hit after creating a blog documenting the paltry crap the school serves for lunch. Too bad she doesn't like bananas
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(81)
 
(Car Connection)
 
 
 
Eight in 10 young drivers admit to texting while driving. Your BFF Jill is going to get me KILLED
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(166)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this floating foam
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(31)
 
(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Students use phone to video under teacher's dress, then post it on YouTube. This is definitely going on their permanent record
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(104)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
You're safe and sound, America: Drug crime sends first-time offender grandmother to prison for life
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(114)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
If your train to Grand Central was delayed by over an hour yesterday, don't worry. There is a very perfectly legitimate reason: a squirrel did it
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Daily Mail reports that Prince Harry has died: "Despite repeated attempts to resuscitate him, Harry passed away on the operating table"
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(97)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Which Americans deserve to be knighted? You gotta admit, Sir William Cosby does have a certain ring to it
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(101)
 
(CF News 13)
 
 
 
"I'm not racist," says leader of white supremacist group accused of hate crime plot
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(180)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
And now over to Chuck the prince with the weather
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(19)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Mom puts boob in giant preschool son's mouth on cover of Time and you've clicked the link waka waka waka
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(435)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That's not a golden eagle... This is a golden eagle
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(64)
 
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Thieves go meta, hijack truck containing books about a truck hijacking
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(22)
 
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Think you're tough? Subby bets you've only eaten 20 of the foods on this list of 100 Things to Eat Before You Die: Hardcore Edition
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(340)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop these peculiar pumps passing by
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(23)
 
(Gather)
 
 
 
Jill The Ripper doesn't quite have the same ring to it
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(66)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Six things your husband's mother would love to hear -- if you can choke the words out from between your clenched teeth
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(131)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Up all night on Facebook? You sound fat
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(39)
 
(Mega 949)
 
 
 
From what I can gather, illegal immigrants are suing because they can't have guns, and it's making women cry. (bonus: Derptastic reader comments)
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(415)
 
(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
Researchers at Harvard say posting to Facebook is like sex to the brain
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(86)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Although the CIA says waterboarding is not torture, it still wouldn't demonstrate the technique on Sen. Bill Nelson because he might die and stuff
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(142)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sylvester Stallone in the Vatican? It's more likely than you think. Yo Pope
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(33)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Facebook to cornhole users with new app store
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(64)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby isn't sure if Fartbongo or Romomama has my best interest at heart. Bill O'Reilly sends me signals through the TV, so I think I have to marry Rachel Maddow. Wat do?
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(123)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Catholic high school baseball team chooses to forfeit the title game rather than play against a team that has a girl on the squad. Seriously. "They believe that a girl's place is not on a field"
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(412)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Before he made a living cutting hair, Mr Vidal Sassoon was an anti-facist streetfighter
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(125)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The officer in charge of censoring the audio coming from the military tribunals at Gitmo apparently decided that national security would be harmed if reporters were allowed to hear the phrase "big-boy pants"
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(37)
 
(This is Total Essex)
 
 
 
Video captures water shooting 100ft from burst Essex water main, flooding homes and destroying a car. Location: Running Waters (really), Brentwood, Essex
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(41)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man caught having sex with a horse tells cops he was in the barn at 1:30 a.m. trying to get a job
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(75)
 
(93.9 MIA)
 
 
 
Boy Scouts sued for not firing the scariest molester ever. Not until he was convicted on arson, anyways. (with childhood nightmare mugshot)
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(117)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Grocery shopper says he put seafood in his shorts because there wasn't any room in the cart. Cops put an end to this fish story
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(37)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Three nuts on a unicycle in east Texas (with video)
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(42)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
When looking to sell your counterfeit cash and the printing machine you made it with, a) don't go to a pawn shop, and b) if you do, don't sign a release and agree to be on the shop's reality show
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(99)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"They're obviously not very smart to go inside a house full of poison," said the owner of a home surrounded by a giant fumigation tent two burglars broke into
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(51)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Judge rules that if you're operating a medical marijuana-related business and you default on a loan, it's totally cool because marijuana is illegal federally so therefore your loan contract is null and void
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(95)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Wallenda nearly slips off wire during Baltimore tightrope stunt. This is not a repeat from 1978
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(35)
 
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
TSA puts 18-month-old baby on no-fly list. One down, several million to go
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(122)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Before being sentenced to twenty-two years in prison for killing a 90-year-old man, inmate vows to repent in prison and asks the court for mercy. Then he flips off the television cameras
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(28)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
You may have been poor in your life, but hopefully you have never been "Garbage Chicken" poor
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(144)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Not so sharp woman goes to hospital, promptly swallows two scalpels. When surgeon tries to remove them he accidently cut her with one of them and she bleeds to death. Ta-da
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(36)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
DSM 5 to eliminate Asperger's Syndrome. That's a sign clear enough even for Aspies to see
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(141)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Having conquered all problems at home, Best Korea spends its days jamming GPS signals in Not-Best Korea
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(74)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds women's sexual appetite peaks Saturday night at 11 o'clock, 10 Central
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(75)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
A memorial for those killed in the train accident should a) provide a place for quiet reflection, b) have a plaque listing the victims, c) give teens and prostitutes a great new place to have sex
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The missing Russian jet apparently crashed into a Pacific island volcano, appeasing the Waponi fire god for one more year
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(58)
 
(Santa Cruz Sentinel)
 
 
 
$27,000 Great Dane show dog stolen. Police have no leads
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(30)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Bike thief punked by victim after trying to sell it on Craigslist
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(126)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A new species of spiders that create trapdoors to catch their prey is discovered in: A) the Amazon, B) the Congo, or C) Auburn University
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(31)
 
(Some guy with a cane)
 
 
 
It's not Lupus. Oh wait - it is
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(30)
 
(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Photoshop a keyboard action that would do something in real life... LGT example
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(50)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Thief breaks bottle over clerk's head to make his escape. The very same bottle he was trying to abscond with
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(12)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It used to be just two talks you had to give your kids, the "birds and the bees" and the more delicate discussion of how to navigate a healthy sexual life as a young adult. Now there's a third - Internet porn
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(94)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
Ancient Mayan skull said to have magical powers- stolen from Tibet by Nazis - is damaged in a fall after lab techs fail to properly protect it in a refrigerator
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(93)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch's tabloid chief was allowed to sit in on national intelligence meetings. Was that wrong? I mean really, what's the worst that could've happened?
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Terrorists will not mail you a package with the word "explosives" on it
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(23)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Whomping Willow strikes again
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(48)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Why do Americans consume 80% of the worlds painkillers? BECAUSE WE CAN
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(227)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Marine returns home from deployment to surprise his 6-old-son who has cerebral palsy. Little boy gives him a surprise of his own
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(77)
 
(Atomic Scientists Bulletin)
 
 
 
NATO's imaginary ballistic missile system: Since NATO is treating the system as if it were a reality, Russia insists it will take out the system by force...except the missile system doesn't exist
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(91)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The 70-Year-Old Virgin
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(82)
 
(Reading Eagle)
 
 
 
Q. What do you do when you habitually ingest a product not fit for human consumption,it's labeled not fit for human consumption and you acknowledge you are aware it's not fit for human consumption? A. Sue the guy that sold it to you
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(144)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
When your cab's taking too long to arrive do you a) keep waiting patiently, b) call another cab, or c) jump on a moving train
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(12)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's open season on tanning moms
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(58)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Heavy rains lead to more Wisconsin dairy air
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(47)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Sixth graders made porn video at Mexican school. As this happened in Mexico and not the U.S., no teachers were involved
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(99)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 366: "Happy Farktography Anniversary 7". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(139)
 


Wed May 09, 2012
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle firefighters earn their dough by freeing pizza maker stuck in dough machine. Truly, they are the upper crust
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(30)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Bronzed NJ mom inspires 'tanorexic' action figure, which frighteningly looks more human than the inspiration
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(25)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
You might not expect that ziplining would lead to a flesh-eating bacteria infection, but this link, and the cutie involved, are indeed greened afterwards
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(125)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Fishermen save suicidal man who jumped into river. Thank goodness they didn't believe in catch-and-release
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(8)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Imprompteux Nola Fark Party shaping up for Friday night at Cooter Brown's... DIT
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(51)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Apparently, the idea of making misbehaving students wear those cone thingies that dogs wear so they don't chew themselves to death hasn't gotten old for teachers in Florida. Dug surrenders
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(59)
 
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
"Born-again atheists are as irritating as born-again religious persons"
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(660)
 
(WDTN Dayton)
 
 
 
Dock collapses during prom photo shoot due to pier pressure
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(47)
 
(ABC 15)
 
NewsFlash
 
From the 'It's about god damned time' department: DOJ plans to sue Sheriff Joe over allegations of civil rights violations
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lamp on the Golden Gate
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(30)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The latest gang to invade and threaten residents of south Florida: feral ducks. Difficulty: They're federally protected, so moving them is prohibited
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Cop: "Sir, could you step out of the car, please?" Driver: "Uhhh... no speako Englisho"
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Fish and Game seizes stuffed, hat-wearing wolverine from Georgetown bar
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(48)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Obnoxious new anti-piracy warnings make DVD buying worse. For you younger folks: DVDs were hardcopies of digitized films that you couldn't legally transfer electronically. Strange, I know
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In the "I knew it all along" department, that "revenge-filled dentist pulled out ex-boyfriend's teeth" article was a hoax
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(69)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Drawing an Iranian Parliament Member wearing a soccer jersey? That's a lashin'
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(31)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
84 year old Korean War vet uses his sidearm that he carried in battle to ward off burglar who obviously never saw Gran Torino
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(89)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this overcast outlook
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(io9)
 
 
 
Cool: Guy hand-forges his own wedding ring. Fark: Out of a meteorite
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Which way are you goin'?
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(242)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
The Harley-Davidson that Bobby Petrino wrecked his marriage, his face, and his girlfriend's engagement on, is up for auction. It is valued at $16,000 but sustained $18,000 worth of damage
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Good: The crack in Amy Pond's wall is gone. Bad: It's now The Nexus. Fark: It's trillions of miles long
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(Stylist)
 
 
 
Search engine for Over-50s launches, offends everyone
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Secret X37B Space Plane a 'Spectacular Success,' except for the Secret part
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Family escape blazing inferno by leaping onto trampoline (with bonus pic of terrified one-year-old)
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(29)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch would like you to know he's totally in favor of a woman's right to vote, even if he lets whack-jobs appear on his TV networks who say it was "the greatest mistake America ever made"
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(Colbert Nation)
 
 
 
It takes a great man to honor greatness, and none more greater than Stephen Colbert to honor the late Maurice Sendak with these previously unaired segments of their time together (May contain some naughty words)
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
If you must rob somebody, don't rob a police officer. But if you must rob a police officer, don't rob one in uniform. But still, if you MUST rob a police officer in uniform, don't go into the police station to do it
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(28)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
One more reason to hate the great Pacific garbage patch: It's become a massive breeding ground for scary-looking water bugs
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(Joe The Peacock)
 
 
 
Maybe gay marriage dodged a bullet - check out the bizarre laws in North Carolina for legalized marriage for first cousins
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(164)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hello, 911? I've been carjacked. BY A GOAT (with pic of suspect)
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(Ann Arbor News)
 
 
 
Eastern Michigan University sees 12.4% increase in students taking remedial courses. Wait, almost HALF of them? That's unpossible
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(140)
 
(Illinois State Journal-Register)
 
 
 
Dollar bill received in change has signatures of WWII B17 crew. All I get is "Where's George"
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(91)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Pit bull mauls owner. Just kidding, pit bull pulls unconscious owner off of train tracks and then lays down between owner and oncoming train. Truly, the world's greatest menace
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Who puts water on cereal?
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(212)
 
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
It takes nine years for school to be taught how to spell its own name
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(39)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
'They're my dinner,' says lizard smuggler - and offers to bite the head off one as proof
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(19)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Health workers are advised that calling overweight patients obese could be seen as "derogatory". Instead it might be better to suggest they obtain a 'healthier weight'
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Today is Howard Carter's 138th birthday. Egyptians celebrate by breaking into his tomb
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
You are a convicted sex offender. Released early do you: A) Right the wrongs of the past, B) Start an awareness campaign against sex abuse, or C) fire up some porn on your laptop in a crowded McDonald's?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
2012 has been the warmest year on record. This is not a repeat from 2011, 2010, 2009, 2008, 2007, 2006, 2005, 2004, 2003, or 2002, and certainly does not reflect any sort of measurable trend. Besides, it's snowing somewhere
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(Northern Star)
 
 
 
Rugby player runs down thief attempting to steal his ute. What is a ute?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Some days, being a scientist is pretty dull. On other days, you come up with a plan to air-drop poisoned mice by parachute to wipe out an army of two million snakes
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Intellectual property thieves have their intellectual property stolen
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(110)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Don't go to law school, it's time to drop the fries, and 26 other things new college grads should know
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(300)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
How not to sell new airliners: take 44 customers up on a demonstration flight for a demonstration crash
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(97)
 
(WRCB)
 
 
 
The old "Sorry officer, that arrest warrant is for my dead identical twin brother" defense ... turns out to be true. Fark: FBI had to come to good twin's aid
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(105)
 
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
T'aint corn. It's dope. Take a bushel home for the wife
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(129)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Another lawyer tries out the "my client is alive so he couldn't possibly have a .41% BAC" defense
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(57)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
'Butt dials' account for nearly 40 percent of NYC 911 calls
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(45)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Do you like Asian girls? How about bras that resemble small fish tanks? Well then, I have some great news for you my friend (w/ pics)
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(98)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop these spiral spies
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(19)
 
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Pissed off that Spirit is getting all the good headlines, Delta calls cops on VoIP user making a VoIP call above 10,000 feet on Delta's inflight wifi service
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(199)
 
(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
Discover what the numbers on your credit card actually mean
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(104)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Your estranged wife wants to vote for a Democrat. Do you: C) throw yourself in front of her moving vehicle?
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(182)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Murdering your wife and then claiming that she shot herself will not hold up in court if your wife is paralyzed and can't hold a gun. You probably should have known this, being a judge and all
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(28)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Because a mountain lion attacking your campground isn't [scary] enough, let's give that mountain lion rabies
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What's worse than finding out your soldier husband was killed? Meeting his other wife when you both try to claim his body
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(116)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
He brings a fist, you bring a train. It's the Sacramento way
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(34)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The Catholic League attempts to bully sponsors of The Daily Show for the show's use of "vagina mangers" to express a point. Kellogg responds by "telling Christians to shove it", presumably right in the vagina manger
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Tue May 08, 2012
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
North Carolina to gays: Equal rights - not yours
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(1189)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Then: Crazy cat hoarder. Now: Crazy pig hoarder
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(41)
 
(Courant Blogs)
 
 
 
A candidate for the Connecticut legislature spent $59.05 of his own money to set up an Internet website the state would have spent $180,000 on
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(168)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
10 things you didn't know about Maurice Sendak. 11 if you slept in today
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(74)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
"...and traffic is blocked for miles on I-35 due to a pudding fire"
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: This is your brain on drugs. (LGT inspiration)
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(25)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Five-year-old rescued after falling into fast-food grease pit. Doctors declare her healthy and mouth-watering
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(60)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Man stabs party-goers after cake dispute. No lie
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(79)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Working outside can KILL YOU
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(103)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Bowling for abortions
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(216)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Does anyone else see a helicopter and think "Man I really hope some Red Dawn shiat kicks off? Because I am so ready for that
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(BBC)
 
 
 
When advertising low-cost vacations in Portugal to Brits, don't use a photo of a toddler, Madeleine McCann, who disappeared there
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(19)
 
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Oh shiat, Your Honor
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(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The newest addiction sweeping the globe? Facebook addiction. If you tried to "Like" this headline, chances are you might be addicted
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(56)
 
(93.9 MIA)
 
 
 
If you're underage and drinking alcohol, be sure to drink enough so you won't get in trouble
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(19)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Obama bravely killed Bin Laden, after bravely setting up a fall guy in case it failed
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(374)
 
(Big Picture)
 
 
 
Photoshop these colorful crustaceans
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(17)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man digs up woman's dead pet chinchilla and sends photos of it to her. With helpful pic of what a woman might look like after being sent a picture of her recently exhumed pet chinchilla
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(46)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Internet wine vendors are failing to check customer IDs allowing teens to by-pass the guy outside 7-11
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(57)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
If The Avengers were real, how would you react if they came to your town?
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(176)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
SAVE THE DATE - Amsterdam Fark Party on Sept. 29 - Scheduled to appear: Drew
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(31)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Train horn attached to bicycle. *BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHM*
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(77)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man stabs his friend after argument about who can have the most sex. Captain Morgan was involved in this incident, probably in more ways than one
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(13)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
If a reality show is filming your arrest of an alleged car thief, it's easy to disprove your false claim you read him his rights
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(66)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Firefighters rescue 9 ugly-ass ducklings from storm drain: "When somebody needs help, you got to try to help them as best you can, even if that somebody is a duck." Florida tag ducks out in favor of Sappy tag today
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(30)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nebraska man officially changes his name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex." With helpful picture of what he may now look like
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(71)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Female Breasts Are Bigger Than Ever and then the headline goes on about something else
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(1428)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Naked lady seen on the front of Canadian $20 bill. Dear god, I hope it's not the same lady
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(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: man has patent application for Facebook rejected. News: in 1845. Fark: Abe Lincoln
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(105)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth in a Tim Horton's. This is the first time in years they've had a delivery that wasn't trucked in frozen from Ontario
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(38)
 
(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
What mom really wants for Mother's Day -- an affair
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(55)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Check out the 14 Photographs That Shatter Your Image of Famous People, from MLK hustling to a college-era Bill Clinton
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(123)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Historians find first evidence of a cult in Judah, also known as Judea, at the time of King David. Sadly, they can't agree if it should be called the "Judean People's Front" or the "People's Front of Judea"
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(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Judge: "Perhaps you can display 60% of the Ten Commandments at school?"
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(115)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
UN nuclear inspector in Iran killed in car crash. *wink*
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(25)
 
(Chronicle of Higher Education)
 
 
 
How's that Ph.D. in medieval history workin' out for ya? "I find it horrifying that someone who stands in front of college classes and teaches is on welfare"
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(485)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Pentagon didn't cooperate with The Avengers production because they didn't want to be subordinate to S.H.I.E.L.D.. No, seriously
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(95)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
On this day in 1886, someone looking for a pain reliever instead found the recipe for the most disgusting pop on the market, Coke
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(175)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
New study claims 42% of American adults will be obese by 2030, assuming they live that long
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(91)
 
(Philly Burbs)
 
 
 
Woman allegedly beats husband with vacuum over his facial hair
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(22)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
TSA still trying to kill diabetics
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(137)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not news: Hottie finishes London Marathon, News: She's paralyzed, Fark: She does it in a bionic suit
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(103)
 
(940 WINZ)
 
 
 
"Sir, for the last time, I will not talk dirty to you. What is your emergency?"
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(17)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
From now on, when asked a question you don't want to answer, just give a presidential response: "My views on this are evolving.". Bonus: Biden gaffes that make Bush look like a rocket surgeon
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(265)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
If you think THIS financial crisis is bad, wait until you see the investment bankers of tomorrow (with bonus dry humping pic)
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(94)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Dustin Hoffman should definitely be on the scene if Quantas ever crashes. Definitely. He's an excellent driver, too
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(23)
 
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
"I know that I was going to blow a high number." Judging from the fact her car was in a flower garden, she knowed right
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(19)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bowling alley bandits steal $30,000 in brazen robbery. Article has devastating puns-per-paragraph value and mugshot you can add to your collection
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(34)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Details of Helen Keller's secret love life revealed. I did not see that coming
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(122)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
What is...a stripper's ass?
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(31)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Four kilos of coke reappear in police evidence locker after auditor notices missing drugs
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(44)
 
(Gather)
 
 
 
Apparently, UFOs are refreshing and delicious now
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(9)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today speaks out against the 19 states that still permit corporal punishment in schools. That's a paddlin'
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(223)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Indians offended that The Avengers depicts their third world hellhole as a third world hellhole
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(200)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
I'll take my eggs over easy, lightly salted, and lodged inside of a snake, please
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(11)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Meow, the 39 pound cat, crosses the reinforced concrete Rainbow Bridge
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(74)
 
(93.9 MIA)
 
 
 
♪ If you're happy and you know it, rob a bank ♪
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(14)
 
(Gather)
 
 
 
How does NASA deal with a UFO coverup conspiracy charge? By taking away all those cool toys the public gets to play with
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(93)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Asshat starts chanting "choke, choke" while a girl is choking on a piece of food. Guess who got arrested?
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(211)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Oh my god, Becky
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(84)
 
(Pharyngula)
 
 
 
Yesterday's news: Dinosaurs killed off by their own farts. Fark: The paper did not say that. Über-Obvious: One would think that no one would be dumb enough to get their science news from Fox News
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(180)
 
(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Where the wild things were
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(167)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The pernicious myth that slideshows drive traffic
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(72)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Playboy model mistakes Mexican presidential debate for every other show on Mexican TV. w/ SFW pic, unless you work at a convent
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(69)
 
(Some Lizard)
 
 
 
Fotoshp Theem: Life withoot a spllckecher
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(33)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Officials say that several more bombs similar to the "improved underwear bomb" they just intercepted are "unaccounted for". Hope you'll enjoy giving TSA screening agents the newly federally mandated lap dance
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(90)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
"People were even willing to forgo money in order to talk about themselves"
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(37)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
Surely those eerie meows coming from the bathroom wall have nothing to do with our missing cat
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(35)
 
(WRCB)
 
 
 
When you drink, you pass out in the yard. When you pass out in the yard, your party guests can't see you. When your party guests can't see you, one of them will drive over you. Don't let your party guests drive over you
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(43)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fresh from No Shiat Sherlock University, study finds "men tend to be more attracted to their female friends than the women felt toward their male pals." Just another day at The Huff
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(176)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bear decides to try out as the new school mascot (w/photos & video)
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(17)
 
(Hudson Register-Star)
 
 
 
NY performance artist plans $15M theatre for long-duration works involving day-long staring exhibitions, plus a levitation hall and a crystal chamber where you can "absorb mineral energy"
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