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Sun March 18, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Mild-mannered neighborhood watch leader who shot and killed unarmed black teenager only called 911 forty-six times last year
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(615)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meanwhile on the Bizarroternet: Girls pretending to be boys to pick up underage girls. "...he was the very image of her teen idol, Justin Bieber"
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(77)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
This just in: slow drivers are annoying and oftentimes make people late to work, doctor's appointments, and other time-sensitive moments
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(130)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
WELCOME TO THE DOLL'S MOUTH: UK Mom Freaks Out When Talking Barbie Doll Drops The F-Bomb.
 
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Giving an officer a bloody nose? That's a taserin'...and another taserin'...and another taserin'
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(95)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Bigfoot is alive and well and plays viola for the local symphony, and once a year you can hunt him under the full moon--where you may also capture a couple of Rainiers. Yes, this was thought up by a bunch of Stoners
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(26)
 
(Times-Record News)
 
 
 
Try to sell a pipe bomb at your garage sale - ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
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(43)
 
(TheAgitator.com)
 
 
 
Months later, from halfway across the country, guy finds "Lucky," the terrified dog he rescued shortly after Katrina. Adoption ensues. With before/after pics. (That's just your allergies are acting up.)
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(72)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
And now, a photo essay of an environmentalist's wet dream
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(198)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sage grouse
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(25)
 
(Gap Year)
 
 
 
Man caves may be dying, but welcome the birth of the man island
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(125)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
More and more retailers and manufacturers are putting an end to coupons, meaning people aren't saving $1 off that $7 3-pack of Kleenex
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(181)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Occupy protest anniversary ends with police sweep. Book-end
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(309)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lady doing neck exercises
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(27)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
The phrase "no good deed goes unpunished" is apparently taken as law in Illinois
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(279)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Happy birthday Mr. Universe of . . . gasp. . . 1952 as he celebrates his 100th birthday. He looks good
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(64)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In the latest "why gas is so expensive" excuse, oil companies claim that they can't buy crude cheap enough to make money, so they must close down refineries
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(278)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
44 Years ago: The small-time crime that made a difference for all of us
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(117)
 
(London Free Press)
 
 
 
Students in Canada riot because of: a) high unemployment b) cost of tuition or c) St. Patrick's Day
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(94)
 
(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
A man was arrested "after he was seen putting down a brown bag and picking it back up again"
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(60)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The most fashionable woman in the world is...The Queen of England
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(49)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
She can't drive unless she smokes pot. Should she be allowed to or not? Read the article before joining the debate
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(285)
 
(Sky)
 
 
 
Even having sex every few minutes won't save you from extinction if you're shooting blanks
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(46)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you don't want allergies this spring you need a diet that's rich in elderberries, stinging nettle, and garlic
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(50)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Is it really over if the fat lady loses a bunch of weight?
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(17)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Ice cream parlor honors a coupon issued 26 years ago, according to the reporter who got the scoop
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(51)
 
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Mother: A) robs a convenience store, B) escapes in a stolen car, C) does so with her one-year old kid strapped in securely, D) kicks out the back window of a police cruiser, E) begs you to click on the photo to suck you into the insanity
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(38)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Swedish feminists protest 1) misogyny, 2) unequal pay, or C) shaved armpits
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(147)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Any statisticians care to figure out the probability of this happening?
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(87)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Photo gallery from the top of the new World Trade Center in NYC
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(88)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smoking hot swimsuit model arrested, claims 'someone was trying to murder me' (w/pics)
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(91)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Goodbye, my snifter of aged, tawny port. Fare-thee-well old chums in burnished leather chairs - Cohibas glowing in front of that old roaring fire; 'neath the buzzing of the Blatz sign... that one porno on... RIP: The Mancave (1992-2012)
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(240)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
How can you tell if you're an internet troll? Here's a simple test
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(195)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Photoshop this NFL duo
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(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know who else had a mysterious death
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(79)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And now some good news for you ladies over 40 who want to regain your youthful looks, you can expect the pimples to start popping up any time now
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(55)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Religious group blesses highway. Atheist group unblesses it with 'unholy water'. It's on
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(476)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Latest Stone Age technology that our elders are whining about falling into disuse: business cards
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(166)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your GPS is not always right, especially if it tells you to drive into the Pacific Ocean
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(78)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Damn, she looks good for a 51 year old....guy
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(52)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Did Leprechauns start off scary or cute? And really, aren't they just downright terrifying, whether they're killing Jennifer Aniston or shilling marshmallow cereal?
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(51)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Tourette's Syndrome doesn't IN MY ASS stop New PUSSYWILLOW York co-ed's POOPFARKER dreams. Bonus: Hot, porn WHORELICKER name
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(95)
 


Sat March 17, 2012
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Eight insulting ways people act "Irish" on St. Patrick's Day
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(184)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The Pope has died. No, not him, the other Pope
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(118)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
News: Man arrested for getting a minor drunk. Fark: The minor was a one year old. Total Fark: With a BAC of more than .2
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(68)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Old, young, bored, beautiful, distinquished, demonic, disheveled, and eerie. Yeah, that about sums up this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(155)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Olympic torch security team training session
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(20)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Nineteen year-old gets ten years in prison for having consensual sex with a fourteen year-old
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(461)
 
(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
"Armed with a box of crackers, Eyewitness News went to the park to see how the squirrels acted"
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(35)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fourteen workers at a law firm were fired for wearing orange on Friday. "It was our happy hour shirt color, not a protest"
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(200)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman's glance can tell men she wants to fark (w/pics)
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(179)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme : Protest signs for Farkers
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(53)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
25 recipes under 500 calories, which still add up to 12,500 when you eat ALL OF THEM, lardass
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(47)
 
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Wear 2 pairs of glasses (one with friggin' lasers), 3 or 4 "man purses", Superman socks, demand to to see the pilot, and everyone on the plane gets all bent out of shape. Jeesh, what's the world coming to these days
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(61)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
In an advertising campaign, German company ships out 40 packages that contain an alarm clock attached to a hard drive with a note that reads "Your Time is Running Out". What could possibly go wrong?
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(31)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's 2012, here's your damn flying car
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(55)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
She is going to be SOOOO grounded. (With a bonus "Just wait until I get home" mug shot pic.)
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(76)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Goose bumps and yawning? You might be a terrorist
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(59)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Need for Speed: End of the road for Utah's Bonneville Salt Flats
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(53)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man who died suddenly in the Summer of 2011 begins sending email to his closest friends and family members. The Sun is there, clicking "reply all"
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(69)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Is it safe?
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(118)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Saturday's NCAA my bracket's blown to hell discussion thread. Duke sucks
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(371)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
So who is gearing up for some bad decisions today? Team green beer (a lot of exclamation points)
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(96)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New upscale baby name guides help educated parents who don't even OWN a TV to choose baby names from canon of great Western literature instead of trash television
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(191)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Customer teaches clerk a lesson for selling only cold sausages
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(65)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Field of Dreams to become Field of Schemes?
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(53)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Tables turn on mom who complained daughter was stripping. Thank the deity of your choice that mom wasn't stripping
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(96)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
With 1 billion in the world hungry and 1 billion obese, what is the future of the world's resources? What can we produce which is both good for the soil and green? Hmm. Soil and green. Soil and green ... is people?
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(87)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
RedBull creator gets the last set of wings he'll ever need
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(65)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Children whose minds wander have sharper brains, say researchers who ... uh ... wait, what was I saying?
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(41)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Iron Photoshop Ingredient: Green
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(20)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy 7 Million, Fark
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(1450)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen charged with a crime says his Ouija board had a hand in it
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(34)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
This is not a repeat from 1945
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(314)
 
(this is london.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bob the cat may not only have given his formerly homeless ex-heroin addict person a reason to get up in the morning, he has secured his future supply of gooshy food with a book deal just in time for Caturday
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(723)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
If you're hiding your billions in secret bank accounts in Switzerland, you may want to relocate them to your secret volcano island lair
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(66)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Not that Farkers need an excuse to drink, but we'll take it anyway. Here's your annual Boston/Cambridge St. Paddy's day Pub Crawl (3/17, 1pm)
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(130)
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
So... when SHOULDN'T you use WD-40?
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(198)
 


Fri March 16, 2012
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Now those are f*cking paintings
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(115)
 
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
"This American Life" retracts story on working conditions in Apple's Chinese plants after it turns out their main source was making shiat up
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(160)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man steals a vibrating condom, lubrication, and mascara from a drug store. Obviously it was robbed for her pleasure
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(39)
 
(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
For the last time this season, Duke Sucks
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(280)
 
(Appleton Post Crescent)
 
 
 
83-year-old woman dies from grass fire smoke. She fought the lawn, and the lawn won
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(51)
 
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
People are going to ask questions if you pull the police chief over for DUI, but in the end your police report only has five words in it
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(53)
 
(Delaware County Daily Times)
 
 
 
If the school won't release your kid to you, stripping off and singing religious songs in the parking lot may not help your cause
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(51)
 
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this luminous orb
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(18)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana GOP revokes license plates for gay youths, triples allowance for cab fare on their expense accounts
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(133)
 
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Man photographs himself planting camera in women's locker room. There. That was easy
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(34)
 
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Success: Catching the criminal a couple blocks from the crime scene. Failure: The fact he got that far
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(14)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
KONY 2012 guy leaving invisible children all over San Diego
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(222)
 
(Indecision Forever)
 
 
 
Florida democrats honor Supreme Leader Barack Obama (sponsored link)
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(149)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The name of the possibly intoxicated woman who assaulted passengers on a jet has not been released, and 45-year-old Cari Johnson of Phoenix is thankful about that
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(90)
 
(Big 1059)
 
 
 
"Joe Biden is TOTALLY unprepared for the Presidency" according to: (a) Romney (b) Gingrich (c) Osama bin Laden
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(163)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Latvians celebrate the memory of their soldiers who fought in WWII. Difficulty? They were part of the SS and fought for the Germans
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(224)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this girl at a gate
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(29)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Friday already? Time for Fark's Weird News Quiz
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(33)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs' worst enemies are the people defending Goldman Sachs
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(111)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not only are they less interested in working hard, personal responsibility, achievement, competition, independence, modesty, and moving out of the house, but the new generation doesn't care all that much about the environment, either
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(246)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
It's hard out there for Feds that want to crack a pimp's Android code
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(74)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Teen that got three DUIs in less than three weeks has a series of mugshots that tell a story of triumph, betrayal and despair
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(170)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dentist 101: Don't date patients. If you do, don't dose them with vicodin. If you do, don't take naked pictures of them passed out. If you do, don't email them to pals. If you do, you might be voted one of DC's top dentists
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(54)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Drunk-o-meter shirt offends Irish newspaper columnist, who sobered up enough to write an angry column about stereotypes
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(146)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Perhaps pawning the computers that she just got from the rent-to-own store wasn't this young lady's best idea
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Beans, beans, the magical legume. Man killed under tons, while his friends tried to exhume
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(33)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
The problem with texting "I hid the body ... Now what?" to a random number is that the person might be a police detective
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(36)
 
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Screw the Internet. Why not just spray-paint 'KONY 2012' on some dude's house?
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(53)
 
(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
"Court documents detail the children were allegedly paddled regularly, forced to eat horse manure, forced to perform sex acts, fed bar soap and cayenne pepper and forced to vomit food and eat it off the floor"
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(228)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Government studies potential effect of a terrorist nuke attack on D.C. Verdict: Not sooo bad
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(76)
 
(The Chive)
 
 
 
Sometimes art is at its best when it's completely screwed up
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(24)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
Collecting wild elephant semen. Well, someone's gotta do it
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(50)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Cabbie opts out of early retirement
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(12)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Woman facing felony charges for having sex with female student. Looks like she ate her
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(61)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Floridians afraid that Movies like "Project X" are making kids want to party, get drunk, do drugs, and break things. "They never would have came up with that idea themselves"
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(65)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Among the more embarrassing things to crash into while driving drunk - a rehab center. Ironic tag edges out Dumbass
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(26)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman dismayed to see skanks living a fairy-tale life because they found a rich guy who only cares about how good they are in bed. Bonus: women call her on it
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(266)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Your cat wants steak
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(68)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
News: Guy helpfully drives his sister to the store at night to pick up some needed items. Which wouldn't be an issue if he wasn't eight years old
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(13)
 
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Hey there, neighbor Could you lend me a hand?
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(23)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Man throws bowling ball, strikes teenager in face. Mark it zero
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(53)
 
(Y100)
 
 
 
NY to DNA swab every convicted felon. In related news, Law & Order SVU now a half hour show
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(90)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
My Big Fat Grease Fire
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Cake and Death factions of the Church of England gear up for a bruising succession battle as the Archbishop of Canterbury announces he's retiring at the end of the year
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(73)
 
(Utica Observer Dispatch)
 
 
 
Gunman spotted on campus of RIT (update: man was armed with a deadly umbrella)
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(270)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tipsy Tiananmen Square hostess
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(37)
 
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Cute special education teacher makes two teens feel VERY special (w/mugshot)
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(186)
 
(WDSU New Orleans)
 
 
 
Marijuana grow lamp sparks house blaze, firefighters able to knock down the flames once they dispersed the large crowd that had gathered downwind
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(35)
 
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Stop-sign cameras have issued 70,000 tickets in the Santa Monica Mountains, generating thousands in tax dollars and saving dozens of raccoon lives
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(100)
 
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Girl:✓ White:✓ Blonde:✓ Missing:✓ Queue media frenzy in 3...2
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(138)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Teen arrested for A) Underage Drinking; B) Shoplifting; C) Setting Beef Jerky on Fire
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(35)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
I find your lack of crowd control disturbing
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
There's being good at blackjack, and being so good at blackjack that you win $15M and get banned from multiple casinos
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(184)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
RIP Yoda. No longer revolted by your hideousness we are
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thing you find while beachcombing on Spring Break: a) a starfish b) some driftwood c) A PAIR OF LUNGS
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(74)
 


Thu March 15, 2012
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
If your first instinct is to bring that live grenade you found to police headquarters, you might be a Floridian
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(55)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Thanks California, due to your gun control laws, women are resorting to using chainsaws to commit suicide
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(105)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hope you enjoyed the spring, because starting next week much of the US is going directly to an extra hot, dry, wild-fiery summer
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(248)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
If you skipped out on your bar bill by base-jumping off a 55 story building well then the Melbourne police would like a word please
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(59)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
TLC to air show about woman who drinks her own urine through her mouth, nose, and eyes. Talk about yellow journalism
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(126)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Teen gets busted for throwing a party while her parents are out of town when her dad remotely checks on the home's energy consumption. This never happened in a John Hughes' movie
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(97)
 
(National Enquirer)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh believes in traditional marriage so much, he may be getting ready for his fifth go at it
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(422)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this illuminated igloo
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(12)
 
(Cape Cod Times)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's... oh
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(169)
 
(DOD Buzz)
 
 
 
New Ford will cost $1 billion more than expected
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(143)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If the parents on trial for their kids' excessive tardiness had spent as much time back then getting their kids ready as they're spending on their defense now, they would never have had a problem
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(90)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Texas baby missing for 8 years has been found. Authorities stunned to discover the baby is 5 feet tall and weighs nearly 100 pounds
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(120)
 
(Mega 949)
 
 
 
Make sure front license plate is securely affixed to your vehicle before driving around with gloves, ski masks, police scanners, handcuffs, hypodermic needles, blank copies of D.O.T. registration forms,front and back copies of $100 bills
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When's the last time a human fell from 71,000 feet and lived to tell about it? Just this morning, actually
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(134)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Republican women in Alabama plan to hold a news conference demanding state Democrats cancel a fundraising event in which Bill Maher was never scheduled to attend
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(233)
 
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Free pizza with every vasectomy. That's a good deal no matter how you slice it. Uhm, the pizza, that is
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(87)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop these little TV watchers in Lima
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(26)
 
(WTAM)
 
 
 
Capistrano has its returning swallows. Alaska has the humpback whales. Cleveland has...turkey vultures
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(58)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted a sedan with Jesus arm-wrestling Satan on it, here ya go
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(29)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Newsflash: Cats don't jog
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(150)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
How to wait in line for an iPad. Sent from my Galaxy Nexus
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(180)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Drive on a parkway, park on a driveway, _______ on a walkway
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(67)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dante's "Divine Comedy" should be banned from school curricula because it's all mean and stuff
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(104)
 
(TED)
 
 
 
Following the passionate response to SOPA, founder of Rhapsody uses Copyright Math to figure out the $58 billion that the entertainment industry claims they lose. Bonus: he's speaking at Fark con in Vegas Mar 30th
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(169)
 
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
25 yr old teacher accused of having sex with 16 and 17 yr old boys. Reasonably hittable if you like them nice and curvy
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(266)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police in the UK who fail fitness tests could face a pay cut, inability to fire two guns whilst jumping through the air
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(71)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
The CDC wants you to know smoking is still bad for you
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(123)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Having solved all crime, corruption, and all other problems in Boston, police now cracking down on slam-dancing
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(96)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cue Ha Ha Guy as lottery winner forced to share jackpot with co-workers
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(140)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
After siring at least 161,888 offspring in his lifetime, the world's most productive dairy cattle dies at the age of 27. He's a lock to get into the NBA Hall of Fame
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(66)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Police in Florida make a huge shoplifting epidemic bust after arresting a 12-year-old boy with autism who left a store with a greeting card in his hand worth $2.95
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(131)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"...according to a new report, eight out of ten of us are wearing badly-fitting bras..." Well that explains some Farkers
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(310)
 
(umaine.edu)
 
NewsFlash
 
Someone didn't study for midterms at the University of Maine
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(123)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"The first incident occurred at the Miami International Airport and involved a gentleman with seven small snakes in his pants"
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(28)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Coyote bites three people in an Arizona neighborhood. Says they taste like roadrunner
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(48)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Since they've been living in sin for years and have all the appliances they need, more and more newlyweds are asking their guests for honeymoon donations instead of going with the traditional registry
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(197)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme : Create a Magic the Gathering-style game card. Difficulty : Based on US politics
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(48)
 
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Florida wins prize for U.S. state mostly likely to be screwed from rising sea levels and climate change
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(157)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Today's random Jesus image brought to you by some woman's television in Port St. Lucie. Toast surrenders
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(48)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs loses $2.2 billion market cap after NYT Op-Ed piece
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(184)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
I'd tap that
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(156)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Brain cancer patient thrown out of hospital because she used her medication. News: It was medical marijuana. Fark: Hospital has a no-smoking policy
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(244)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Cow headbutts bullet into teenager. That'll learn him
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(58)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Blagojevich begins his 14-year prison term with a final statement: "Death is but a door, time is but a window- I'll be back"
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(172)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tell me the truth, does this CO2 make me look fat?
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(481)
 
(KCBD Lubbock)
 
 
 
Lubbock Planned Parenthood CEO arrested for taking his little Richard out to play at the park
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(101)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Steven Wright arrested after fleeing from bank robbery, it was said to be a dry run
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(127)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 358: "Legos". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(69)
 


Wed March 14, 2012
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Hospital maintenance workers accidentally release St. Patrick's Day into a Dallas creek a few days early. (PICS, Video)
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(35)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
After your debit card theft spree, avoid choosing a store where the clerk knows you by name. And don't use a card belonging to the clerk's own mother
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(18)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
TSA says passengers over 75 will be allowed to keep shoes on and largely avoid pat downs at Orlando International Airport, as most of the screeners there complain about having to touch people that old
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(75)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Niles man started hospital fire, claim police. He was probably trying to iron his pants for the first time
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(35)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
One killed in courthouse shooting in Texas. That doesn't sound like Texas. "This guy was driving crazy, and he was shooting, and we were shooting, and people were ducking under cars." Okay, NOW it sounds like Texas
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(83)
 
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Bomb scare in trailer park threatens to cause tens of dollars in improvements
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(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pi Day is a fun little diversion (and a great excuse for eating pie), but that little number is actually really, really damn important. Here are just a few of the places where it's used
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(111)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
After 128 grueling years, effects of Viagra finally starting to wear off of George Washington
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(33)
 
(Reading Eagle)
 
 
 
The lady who fell into a fountain while texting at the mall was afraid we had all forgotten about her
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(54)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
New York rabbi under investigation in newborn baby's post-circumcision death, but the maximum punishment is not likely to be much even with a guilty verdict since in New York there's no such thing as walking the green mohel
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(121)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC's cherry blossoms are early bloomers, unlike submitter
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(36)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this enormous eye
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(38)
 
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh: "How can I be anti-woman? I even judged the Miss America Pageant"
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(234)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Plunger plunger plunger plunger plunger plunger plunger plunger plunger plunger plunger plunger. A big ol' snake. Snake. A snake. Oh it's a snake
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(50)
 
(ABC 57 South Bend)
 
 
 
Woman shocked to find out that there are actually chickens involved in the production of McNuggets
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(206)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Please Read This Story, Thank You
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(311)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme : First Contact
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(21)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
34 percent of DC singles rate themselves "heavy drinkers," the highest among US cities surveyed. Which reminds me -- when's the next DC Fark Party?
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(129)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
What's your anti-drug? An angry mom with an aluminum baseball bat
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(157)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
From now on if you run over a leprechaun in Las Vegas you will receive a citation
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(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
My client wasn't drunk, your honor, when he ran a stop sign and hit the other vehicle, but his Bentley apparently was
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(80)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
In today's photojournal challenge, the ingredients are: grassy park, Maasai warriors, and cricket bats
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(13)
 
(Press & Sun Bulletin)
 
 
 
"Gloom, despair, and agony." It's not Detroit, it's Binghamton, NY: America's #5 most depressing, #2 most obese, and #1 most pessimistic city
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(141)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Alabama woman that made her 9 year old granddaughter run until she died for eating a piece of chocolate has been charged with capital murder. Prosecutors will seek the death penalty
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(436)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
♫ The white cliffs of Dover ♫ have just fallen over ♫ They toppled...down into the sea ♫
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(89)
 
(MIT)
 
 
 
MIT wants to build a better parking lot
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(105)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Local residents thrilled after police round up drug ring, arrest 30 dealers and confiscate drugs and firearms. Wait, did I say "thrilled"? I meant to say "pissed off"
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(84)
 
(Brain Pickings)
 
 
 
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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(47)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Possible "suicide attack bid" on US Defense Secretary Leon Panetta after car on runway at Camp Bastion in Afghanistan bursts into flames. Will be a confirmed terror attack if the vehicle was not a Pinto
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(141)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Little League team turns down donation from strip club. Wants to keep control of their own equipment
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(44)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Teacher tells student to urinate in a bucket after refusing to give bathroom pass. Parents extremely pissed
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(135)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Papa John's bandit described as 18-year-old white male with pepperoni, mushrooms, green peppers and black olives (pics)
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(33)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you suffer from asthma, bronchitis, ear-nose-throat illnesses, sinusitis, eczema, and/or psoriasis you need to spend time in a salt room lined with layers of salt from the Dead Sea
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(64)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Today's Instant Iron Photoshop Challenge: π (LGT inspiration)
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(29)
 
(WLWT)
 
 
 
The story is unremarkable. The mug shot is unforgettable
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(179)
 
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Pooty-poot plonks praying punk rockers into the pokey
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(69)
 
(Retronaut)
 
 
 
In 1953, Life magazine published a highly irresponsible work of journalism, which resulted in the deaths of thousands of kittens worldwide
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(193)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Transformer fire cuts power to area of Boston. Megatron seen leaving with multiple Energon cubes
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(34)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Departing Goldman Sachs exec not only burns bridge, but hunts down bridge designer and sets fire to river with op-ed piece
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(364)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Native American tribe gets rare permit authorizing killing of two bald eagles for religious purposes. Mike Kafka and Phillip Hunt go into hiding
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(172)
 
(wicked)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Texans reflecting on their life
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(23)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
"He insists that his leather outfit, featuring a loincloth getup over thong underwear, completely covered his genitals. He also claims he was mistreated in jail." These things happen
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(102)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ahmadinejad now knows what it's like to be a US politician
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(98)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dick Cheney cancels his visit to Canada over fears Canadian terrorists might be gunning for him
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(245)
 
(USGS)
 
 
 
Honshu is rocking again: 6.8 magnitude quake strikes off the coast of Japan
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(54)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bus carrying Belgian schoolchildren on a ski trip crashes in Swiss tunnel. 28 dead, including 22 children
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(160)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Energy Secretary Steven Chu would like you to know that he no longer thinks high gas prices are a good thing
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(374)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The cutest picture of a sandhill chick taking a ride on his mom's back you will see all day
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(29)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman: "I'm paid £25,000 to test sex toys"
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(90)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Police say a dead body found in an adult theater died under mysterious circumstances but went out smiling
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
World's tallest man finally stops growing at 8ft 3in, can see his house from here (w/pics)
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(72)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Nanny State has CCTV cameras installed at gas stations that will automatically stop the pump if an uninsured car tries to fill up
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(244)
 


Tue March 13, 2012
(CNN)
 
 
 
Encyclopedia Britannica is going to stop printing new editions after 250 years. Space report kid inconsolable
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(167)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man claims to see face of sci-fi alien ET in tree trunk
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(55)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Attention all cars, attention all cars, be on the lookout for a suspect who stole a 500 pound beehive from a restaurant. Suspect is described as COVERED IN BEES
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(72)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
More science for you to ignore: New study shows why the British are free-thinking and the Chinese love conformity: It's all in the genes claim scientists
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(77)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
College philosophy professor wants to launch Campaign for Renaming Academic Philosophy (CRAP)
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(140)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Someone finally figures out that selling John Wilkes Booth bobble-heads in the Gettysburg National Park gift shop might be in bad taste
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(80)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How things like changing your eating habits and genetically engineered cat-like eyes to reduce the need for lighting can combat climate change, if you don't mind your body being re-engineered
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(120)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop Wenlock and Mandeville
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(26)
 
(Hundred Black Out)
 
 
 
News: Rush Limbaugh attracts new sponsors. Fark: Sponsors like Westboro Baptist Church
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(272)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Six-year-old Virginia girl is the youngest contestant ever in the Scripps National Spelling Bee. I had to cut and paste 'contestant'
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(88)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The search to find Britain's worst photographer has developed a winner. The Sun is there
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(102)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
"Using quotes from 'Gilligan's Island', the judge concluded man and his family have no claim to the ship wreck"
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(50)
 
(Canton Repository)
 
 
 
19-year-old arrested for throwing a Molotov cocktail at his mom. Mother's Day is going to be awkward this year
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Siri, do you know of a good defense lawyer in Manhattan?
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(95)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Has a lost Leonardo da Vinci mural been discovered beneath another masterpiece?
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(94)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Pilot fatigue traced to dragging Walton and Lanier up and down the court, skier wins competition on one ski despite paperboy, and Madonna skips adoption in lieu of marriage: Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/4 - 3/10
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(10)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists make important step in a cure for aging and death. Still no cure for balding, though, just like in the Star Trek Universe
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(69)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Antipsychotic drugs are so popular these days, you'd be crazy not to try them
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(142)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The bite caused her to lose part of an ear; hear no evil. She nearly lost her eyesight; see no evil. But she could speak and when she did she said SPIDER
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(100)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: What if aliens were visited by UFOs?
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(33)
 
(Fairfax County CERT)
 
 
 
Virginia will hold its annual statewide tornado drill next Tuesday, March 20, at 9:45am. EVERYBODY SIMULATE PANIC
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(27)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
In case you didn't know, when a man and a woman love each other - that love turns into a baby - and after nine months, the woman tells the man to get down on his knees and suck the baby out through her belly button AGHHHHHHHH (w/ video)
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(143)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Midwest facing epidemic of exploding prebacon
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(82)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Subby is not sure which is stranger: that there is a such thing as a "The Christian rap metal band," or that a high school brought them in to force girls to chant a mantra about virginity
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Cops probe why subcompact drove over two cars. As for how, you can't explain that
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(25)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Israel and Hamas declare truce. For those of you who aren't aware, "truce" is a term used in the region meaning "temporary cease-fire in order to restock weapons and ammunition"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Tests determined the fingers belonged to a child, and sources say they suspect the child is a female between two-and-a-half and four years old. Police aren't sure how long the fingers had been in the dumpster"
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(US News)
 
 
 
If you live in Falciano del Massico and thinking about dying, forget about it
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US: Hires all races, ages, male or female to celebrate air steward diversity. Thailand? Kinda the same, but with a bit "extra" attached
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(96)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Facebook execs could face jail time in India over "blasphemous content". | like | comment | pmita |
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(78)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Son, if you're going to be a successful car jacker, you have to start small. Take that golf cart for instance
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(17)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
It's time once again for The Consumerist's own version of March Madness, The Worst Company in America. And up in the first round is Target VS Best Buy
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(177)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Oregon physician behind Death With Dignity law dies with dignity
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(41)
 
(KBOI2 Boise)
 
 
 
Man jumps fence trying to get into jail, succeeds
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(3)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Delta mechanics in Atlanta test a 737's engines, find a problem with the brakes
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(43)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Man tells 911 operator his neighbor is masturbating in his backyard. Skeptical, 911 operator tells man, 'You gotta be yanking my chain.' With edgy mug shot
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(41)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
"Device aims to stop incontinence"--judging from the picture, it just might work
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(55)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently this helicopter parent is flying Airwolf. Tag is for parent
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(78)
 
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
14-year-old boy meets 21-year-old woman playing Call of Duty online, meets her in person, shoots her in face
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(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
Now there's something you don't see every day; a stolen school bus with flat tires tearing down the highway with police in pursuit
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(17)
 
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
If you're on parole for having sex with a student, it might be best if you don't have that same student in your closet when your parole officer stops by for a visit
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's been five years since real estate prices imploded, so you'll be happy to know that your property taxes may be finally about to start going down
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(86)
 
(WTAM)
 
 
 
Family makes instruments out of vegetables to see what sort of music they can produce
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Crime in Slovak town down due to A: Better policing? B: Community watch program? or C: Batman?
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(30)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Driver moves car from fire lane when police officer knocks on window, realizes four bullets later it was a trap
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(CF News 13)
 
 
 
Man celebrating birthday gets drunk, flees police, is subsequently beaten with a baton, pepper sprayed in the face and tasered. Or as they call it in Florida, "hitting for the cycle"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Secretary Panetta announces that the US soldier who murdered 16 Afghans could face the death penalty
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(CNN)
 
 
 
87% of women admit they moan during sex to make you feel better about your lousy performance
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(260)
 
(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
The age-old story: Boy meets girl, boy marries girl, girl machetes boy
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(26)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
How much a woman drinks directly affects how likely she is to stroke it. At least that's what I think the article said
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(11)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Rich guys always want what's best for everyone
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(60)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pedro Pimentel Rios is sentenced to 6,060 years in prison for his part in the massacre of 201 people in Guatemala, but with good behavior he'll be out in half that time
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
More and more doctors are standing up to parents who refuse to vaccinate their children and telling them to go fark themselves
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(433)
 
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Police search for Hobby Lobby flasher. In other news, a man walked into Hobby Lobby voluntarily
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(48)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Even the mayor of Hokitika, Maureen Pugh, didn't shy away from the stallion juice: 'I thought it would be creamy and curdled. The grossest part was it hitting me in the face'"
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(60)
 
(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
Now taking the field, your Lennox Grade School Pasties
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(10)
 
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
FLASH: Magnesium fire at a plant in Bellevue, Ohio
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(31)
 
(The Ledger)
 
 
 
If you're on trial for having sex with a student in your office, and your defense is "no, I was getting head from a guidance counselor in my office", you might want to rethink the whole teacher-career-path thingy
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Not news: Westboro Baptist Chuch members to attend event. News: Westboro Baptist Chuch members invited to attend event. Fark: Westboro Baptist Chuch members invited to attend atheist rally. Hilarity sure to ensue
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
There's bad, there's drowned toddler bad, and there's drowned toddler in a septic tank bad
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(38)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme : Create evidence to further an existing conspiracy theory
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(26)
 
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Correction in today's Oregonian: Our editor didn't die in his car, he died in a 23 year old woman. He is survived by a very angry wife and a very cheesed off employer. He was 63
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(124)
 
(Retronaut)
 
 
 
Exotic dancers of the 1890s. Ye would hit it
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"Listen mate, this is gonna sound totally insane, but I've just gone for a piss in the urinal and I could've sworn I saw an eyeball looking up from the hole"
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(90)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Tying your hands with saran wrap, eating cat food and standing in a bucket of cold water is not hazing, it's a rite of passage
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(22)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Good news: Heroin is not a significant problem in Chicago anymore. Bad news: Heroin is now a significant problem in the Chicago suburbs
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(71)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Would you jump off the middle of a 24-mile-long bridge into a freezing, choppy lake to avoid a field sobriety test? If it was your 8th DUI, you might
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(41)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Girls commit suicide in bid to travel back in time
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(147)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Max Security inmate breaks out of cell, cell block, and through several checkpoints for sex with female inmate. With "worth a shot" pic of female inmate
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
We either have a very quick, slow meteor, a plane crash, or a street light. But it's definitely not a UFO
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(39)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Taking a little off the top may lower the risk of prostate cancer
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(177)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
When it comes to student loan debt, today's high school and college students are more screwed than pretty much any other college graduate
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(224)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"Dating With Narcolepsy." Yeah, it helps if you have a reputation for sleeping around
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(38)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Your 6th grade son's team loses their basketball game. Do you: c) beat the crap out of the opposing team's coach and bite off part of his ear?
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(46)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Forget gold, Tide laundry detergent is the new alternative currency of choice
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Mon March 12, 2012
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Fifth time's a charm?
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(107)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada introduces mandatory prison terms for people "selling" marijuana in another move of "copy our southern neighbor's failing policy"
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(384)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ribbit-F*CK YOU-Ribbit
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(48)
 
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Police find a body under a man's mobile home, say it's suspicious. Oh, c'mon -- that's not fair. It's not like the guy was already in jail for robbing a pizza place with a machete or something, is it? Oh, wait
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Bank in loop robbed. Bank in loop robbed. Bank in loop robbed. Bank in loop robbed. Bank in loop robbed. Bank in loop robbed. Bank in loop robbed. Bank in loop robbed. Bank in loop robbed
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this London underground commuter
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Woman falls down garbage chute trying to retrieve cellphone, finds the whole experience still more tolerable than getting a replacement from AT&T
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
FRee CAB RIDDExz ON St PATTys DAY in DC WHOOOO
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man in the mirror
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(50)
 
(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
Tagging war erupts between "Occupier" and public radio station. Will be settled with rumble behind Whole Foods
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(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
Man dies at own bachelor party, dodges major bullet
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Over 73,000 wackers victims of hackers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sensationalist article: every six minutes a child is injured by stairs. Actual doctor: "the vast majority of stair injuries are...bumps and bruises. I can't remember the last time we had to hospitalize a child"
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(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
'All the cool girls are lesbians' T-shirts prompts debate in Mass. high school
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(644)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Man celebrates his 40th birthday by running 40 miles. What will he do when he turns 69?
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(82)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Police officer arrested in beating of girlfriend claims she attacked him with Justin Bieber doll
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(73)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
"It is like negotiating with the monkey with the organ grinder standing behind you with the sword of Damocles over your head"
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Bad: Getting your 16-year-old son drunk. Worse: Taking it upon yourself to give him a tattoo. FARK: Misspelling the word "Juggalo" on said tattoo
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The right wing hath no fury like George Soros' five-decades-younger ex-girlfriend scorned. With "damn, you old hound" pic of the couple in happier times
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(151)
 
(Indecision Forever)
 
 
 
"Screwing up your life is the American way" (sponsored link)
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(156)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently, they don't make large 14th century Gothic castles like they used to
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(72)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Craig Ferguson: "I'm picturing a box in my head and only Geoff Peterson knows what's inside it. What's in the box, Geoff?" Geoff Peterson: "That would be Swiss prostitutes, Craig"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Drunken Amish crashes buggy into police car. It gets weirder, "Police say several other buggies fled the scene"
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(55)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
75 years ago, a Texas school exploded. But in the end you'll remember Ilis niamet, volore veriustrud te feum iusciduisi
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(98)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Squirrel learns to operate humans-only device. This cannot end well
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(76)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN finds that comment sections on websites are dominated by trolls. Go back to reporting on Fartbongo and that lady who can see Alaska from her house, noob. 1748 users 'liked' this comment
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
"Here Honey, why don't you take this Happy Meal and go play in the McDonald's playground while Mommy takes a few alprazolam and oxycodone pills and sleeps it off in the car." (with 'you might' mugshot)
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(60)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The family that was kicked off the JetBlue flight for unruly kids has a hard time controlling them on The Today Show
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(533)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
I don't know what the hell is going on so here is a racehorse wearing a wetsuit (w/ pic)
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(30)
 
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Brazil has chosen their mascot for the 2014 World Cup: Tatu. Russia expected to make similar choice for 2018 Olympics
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(80)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fark NCAA Pick'em Pool - May the drunkest participant win
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(97)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain's first male mother becomes a single dad
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(187)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Challenge: combine two ingredients to make an explosive reaction
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(26)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Not news: Underwater home sells for far less than it was worth. News: For 12% of its peak value. Fark: To a fourteen-year-old girl. And of course, it happened in Florida
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(242)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Morgan Stanley executive William Bryan Jennings pleads not guilty to stabbing a cab driver in a dispute over a fare, wonders if that Clarence Darrow fella from the Scopes trial might be available to defend him
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(66)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It only took nine years, but the UK Advertising Standards Agency now forbids store from advertising "Sofa King low prices"
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(64)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Mom: Can we be adults and get over this feud? Son: This is because I won the lottery, isn't it? You get nothing, good day sir
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