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Sun February 26, 2012
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
86-year old WW2 vet recalls being wounded, crawling for his life while the civilians he fought for ignored him. Was this in France? The Phillipines? No, yesterday in Detroit after his carjacking
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Will Billy Crystal bring dignity and humor back to The Oscars? Will The Artist silently dominate? What will Ben Stiller dress up as this year? It's your Official Academy Awards Discussion Thread, 7:30 PM on ABC
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Published documents show that PETA killed more than 95 percent of pets in its care in 2011
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Why isn't the US intervening in Syria? Not enough oil for a decent turn on investment
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Super Sherpa' warns that climate change may make it impossible to climb Mount Everest
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The separation of church and state - one of the core tenets of American democracy - makes Rick Santorum "want to throw up"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Students of taxpayer-funded elementary charter school enjoy a very merry Scientology Christmas. Some thetans have a problem with this
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
TSA once again captures a dangerous terrorist. Just kidding. They left a metal detector unmanned and had to shut down a terminal
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man in black
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Man who shot President Reagan upset that everyone thinks of him as the guy who shot President Reagan
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
VIA train derailment in Ontario. Three dead, several wounded, some trapped still
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: A line from a nursery rhyme or children's song
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
New study says Facebook users are getting less and less friendly. Well, maybe the new Facebook users just can't handle it
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
In this day and age, you have every right to not take your husband's name after you get married. And society has every right to judge you for that decision
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(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
Bar owner accused of refilling high end liquor bottles with store brand liquor. I say we lynch him so it's the last time he hurts poor little Drew
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(CNN)
 
 
 
BP's Deepwater Horizon trial set to begin Monday, reach the U.S. Supreme court by 2047
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Fifteen beds that will never get you laid. Millennium Falcon FTW
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The FAA is investigating whether air traffic controllers have been sleeping and texting on the job, if there's a sale at Penney's
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
I know how much everyone here hates slideshows. But what about a REDHEAD slideshow?
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Of course the most controversial debate of all on Fark is whether or not to pop your popcorn like a man with oil, or air like a sissy little girl
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Restaurant prints a disclaimer on their menus asking parents to remove their unruly children from the restaurant. This is good news for everyone
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
2007: Converting your garage into a mancave. 2012: Converting your mancave into a survivalist's shelter. "The one thing I never want to hear from my kids is dad I'm hungry or dad I'm scared"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Caption theme: Twitter posts from founding fathers
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Wyoming is looking into issuing its own currency, a draft, a standing army and purchasing aircraft and an aircraft carrier, to replace the prairie schooner they use now to defend the mountains from Obama
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's a list of five things not to do on airplanes. Since "stewardesses" aren't on the list, subby presumes they're fair game
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this warhead wrangler
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Maine's biggest lobster weighing 27 pounds and with claws big enough to break a man's arms is released back into the Atlantic ocean
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
There's "Can't hit the broad side of a barn" and then there's "Shoot yourself when trying to hit a raccoon in a live-trap". Fark: Twice
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(Google)
 
 
 
What's the shiattiest job you've ever held? Bonus question: Ever pulled a "super quit" at work?
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
If you have a GPS tracking device on your car courtesy of the FBI, it has now been turned off
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Strip club... in... Spaaace (w/pics)
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Dumb: 16 year old kid takes mom's car to the bank, threatens the clerk with a weapon and demands money. Dumber: Through the drive thru. Dumbest: It works. Bonus: Twice
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Lawyer: My clients cannot be charged with a hate crime for beating up a gay man simply because they are lesbians
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Deadly explosion reported at Antarctic base. Survivors have not confirmed any Thing yet
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old girl tries to put on happy face when Mom buys her £8,000 of cosmetic surgery vouchers for her birthday
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Sat February 25, 2012
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A Kennedy is facing charges after deciding the rules do not apply to them. This is not a headline from Prohibition through 2009
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(Long Island Press)
 
 
 
It's always special when a Southwest pilot takes the time to announce a passenger's birthday. In fact, some would say it's the bomb
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
If you plan to transport 8lbs of coke and 12lbs of weed in your car, get plenty of sleep before you head out
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Richard Dawkins: well, okay...maybe
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Eight reasons why gas prices will hit $5/gallon this year. "Because fark you, that's why" suspiciously absent
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(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Photoshop this butterfly buff
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If you had "by a naked man driving a fire truck" as your selection in the oddest way someone could die today, come collect your prize
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Price of gas hits a whopping $625,000 per gallon in White Lake, Michigan
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(Independent)
 
 
 
After 156 years, Paris' Notre Dame cathedral is getting new big brass bells. I've got a little hunch that this may cause some controversy
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this girl riding a water buffalo
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
The VCR is dead. This is not a repeat from 2004
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(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Teacher pleads guilty to changing grades. Fark: At least this is not another smokin' hot teacher student sex scandal. More Fark: At least she is smokin' hot
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Yo dawg we heard you like the Lego International Space Station (ISS) and you're on the real ISS so we gave you a Lego ISS so you can have a Lego ISS on the ISS so now, you can get your ISS on because we heard you like Lego and the ISS, dawg
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby made fresh homemade butter this morning with the kitchen aid mixer. What'd you accomplish?
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Ohio would like to arrest you if your car has "secret compartments" whether or not they contained drugs; while a felony, sentence would be only double secret probation
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(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
In the cool early morning hours, John Columbus Beane lay in the parking lot of Linda's Sports Bar, the distant police sirens signaling an end to a day filled with what had proven to be a string of very bad decisions
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
If you're going to open up a community safe haven for children to go to after school where they can play games, make arts and crafts, and get homework help, can you name it something a little less creepy than 'Clown Town?'
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(Maine Morning Sentinel)
 
 
 
76-year-old man, minivan, and high-speed chase usually aren't in the same sentence, and yet here it is
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Employees of child-care agency call police after discovering mysterious oil spread around their offices. Turns out it was just the boss performing an exorcism on a demonic community activist after he asked her too many questions
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
New study says those who have never smoked marijuana or have quit smoking marijuana are more of a slave to their jobs
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(The Middletown Press)
 
 
 
"Sovereign citizen" tells court they have no jurisdiction over him because he's a ship. Here come the shrimp boats, toot-toot
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mr. Pink apparently became a banker in California
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
41-year-old female teacher pleads not guilty to having sex with a 14-year-old student. With "no, don't want" pic
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: a square, a chair, and a lair
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Ten crafty ways to use something called a newspaper around your home
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Woman saves Pudding the cat's life by adopting him. Just hours later, Pudding returns the favor by saving his new owner from almost certain death so they can both enjoy Caturday
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Party in Asheville, NC area on Saturday at 7:30
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Debbie Downer says a new recession seems inevitable
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A gentleman never kisses and tells, others might take pics while you have sex and send them to your mom and your brother
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Washington DC is the best place to go if you're looking to cheat on your spouse
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Bad: Drunk jerk at Mardi Gras parade harasses autistic girl, sends her home in tears. Good: Girl's story goes viral, leading to massive outpouring of support. Fark: New Orleans restages Mardi Gras just for her
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In a real tacky gesture: Artist Rob Surette creates Jesus portrait with 24,790 thumbtacks
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(AP)
 
 
 
Dish network plans to close 500 Blockbuster stores. In other news, there are still Blockbuster stores
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(Ann Arbor News)
 
 
 
Hot tub appears, then disappears on University of Michigan campus...almost like it used a time machine
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Woman banned from church for breastfeeding her baby. Pastor compares it to a stripper performing
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Fri February 24, 2012
(The Middletown Press)
 
 
 
Connecticut school teacher sent naked cell phone pictures of herself to male student. With mugshaaaaaawwww, no one wants to see that
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Want to grill in your backyard? Sure. Have a firepit? Ok. Smoke a cigarette? Why do you want to kill your neighbors' kids?
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
What kind of Pepsi? We have ice cream Pepsi, cappuccino Pepsi, mojito Pepsi, yogurt Pepsi, cucumber Pepsi, sweet bean Pepsi, strawberry-milk Pepsi... You want me to keep going?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The man who invented the "modern" pinball machine achieves high score of 100
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Is that a TV in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The best street food on Earth. Not a pretzel or hot dog in sight
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(Google)
 
 
 
If you make the most valuable sunken treasure discovery in history, don't tell Spain
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Not News: Man arrested. News: Man arrested for possession of a firearm at a school. Fark: Because his four-year-old daughter doodled a gun
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this weird bubble
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(CBS Charlotte)
 
 
 
Three men participate in fraudulent hand job for insurance money. Hand still solo. Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker unavailable for comment
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Okay, get ready. It's time for (possibly the last) Fark Weird News Quiz
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
U.S. Marine Corps gets go-ahead to start shelling New Jersey this weekend
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Ha ha, what if the entire crew of a naval destroyer were secretly replaced by the cast of Police Academy and asked to escort the President to a secret meeting? Great movie? No. It happened. And hilarity DID ensue
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Article: pending bill would allow (shooting) "to kill, whether they are in a car, at a campground or on a boat." Article remains silent on right of shooting to kill from afar, in a compound, or with a goat
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: When advertising characters go wrong (LGT an example)
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Think you know your blood type? Think again
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
At least one business in Greece is booming: German lessons
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Two Polish men get 11-year prison sentences after turning tropical fish into mules
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Twenty gallons of meth with a street value of $10 million found at Taco Bell. Printer ink industry executives shrug, laugh, go back tossing $50,000 bricks of hundreds into their platinum and diamond-encrusted fireplaces
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Objects behind this clock are smaller than they appear
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Science: Having a penis makes you act stupid on the internet. Anthony Weiner: Oh, great, NOW you tell me
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Judge says no to Dr. Conrad Murray's request to be let out of jail. It never hurts to ask
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Russian airliner lands safely after Vladimir Putin changes flat tire from the bed of a speeding Nissan pickup truck
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
When a 14-year-old girl finds you naked and bent over in her pantry looking for a bottle of spiced rum, you're either in a Captain Morgan commercial or Florida
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
27-pound lobster caught off the coast of Maine. He was delicious
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(AP)
 
 
 
Wait a minute, I thought YOU had the loot
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Stupid: new Nike Foam Galaxy shoes on ebay for $50,000. Genius: the bids are up to $70,000
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dutch prince injured in avalanche may never regain consciousness, until the day he receives a kiss from Princess Charming
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The biggest threat to free speech on the Internet might just be the right to be forgotten. Because the Internet, like rock and roll, never forgets
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(Greek Reporter)
 
 
 
Tourists horrified to find Bulgarian-speaking Bulgarians in Bulgaria
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
When trying to convince the world you had nothing to do with the murder - you probably shouldn't wear a 'prison jumpsuit orange' shirt for the TV interview
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Lots of first-graders play doctor with their classmates. But most don't do it by sticking them with a syringe full of an unknown liquid
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Finally, one of Florida's cities is nuked from orbit
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster by your side, kid
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Now you too can prepare for the non existent zombie threat with real Hornady bullets. Subby is waiting for cherry PIE ammo
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(StateCollege.com)
 
 
 
More PA bars announce that they will join the call to close on St. Patrick's Day, sacrificing profits in order to help stop dangerous binge drinking by students
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Texting your teenage employees "go f*** yourself" is not the ideal way to fire them unless you want to pay them $10,000
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Officer suspended, charged after police set up sting operation in their break room to find culprit who kept stealing their lunch
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New York man grows six inches through painful surgery, opting to forego the traditional method of "Sofia Vergara bikini pics"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If someone mistakenly deposits $10,000,000 into your account and you take the money and run to China, stay in China
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It wasn't the kidnapping, the hose nozzle gun, or the screeching getaway when you left the school. IT WAS THE GOD DAMN CLOWN COSTUME THAT CROSSED THE LINE, headmaster
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Strange object with something inside falls down from space in Brazil
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(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
Apparently female reporters are using XX sexy pics for their Twitter accounts. Tag is for what author thinks constitutes sexy
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Generation Y and Generation Z have merged via their technology to form Generation C. Which makes them sort of like a lazy two-piece Voltron that won't leave its base and whines if a battle gets too hard
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Judge fines woman $730,000 for code violations in building she bought for $32,000
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Asinine: Councillor celebrated his re-election by sexually assaulting a schoolgirl at a drunken party. Classy: Blames his sons and their friends for child porn on his PC. Bonus: Was Chairman of Child Welfare Committee
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(WILX Michigan)
 
 
 
CDC puts out warning after a university study finds 13 deaths related to strippers in bathtubs
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(Health on Today)
 
 
 
Werewolf girl says she's proud to be special, looks forward to leading her high school basketball team to victory
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New Australian Coroner's inquest may finally prove once and for all that Dingoes did, in fact, eat her baby
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Your buddy just died. To cope with the loss, do you: C) get drunk and break into the crematorium to steal his body?
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(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Man robs hotel guests at gunpoint, gets pepper sprayed, drops gun, flees. Returns moments later offering to buy gun back for $40. Gets pepper sprayed again
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man gets to find out if his insurance covers giant naked women jumping on his car and smashing his windshield
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Don't let a guy with a badge & gun who says he's a cop take your car, because he turns into a security guard who swears you handed it over to him after he totals it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cow
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(Kaiser Family Foundation)
 
 
 
Call for mayor to resign over blue gnomes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cutest pictures you'll see today of a grizzly bear cub hitching a ride on his momma's back
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Cops take a bite out of crime by arresting a guy who scraped his front teeth across the hood of their patrol car
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
News: Cancer patient says "Screw chemo, let me go home and die in peace." Fark: Said cancer patient is 12 years old
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(Fark)
 
 
 
NorCal Vegas Liver Warm-Up party: Friday, Feb 24th @ 7:30 PM @ Lefty O'Doul's. Drew will be there
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Slovakia votes to name a bridge after Chuck Norris, will become the only bridge in the region that people are afraid to cross
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Coyote attack defeated by teenager, ACME
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(Gather)
 
 
 
This is why Spielberg started the whole "UFO hiding behind a cloud" thing. Damn, Nature You scary
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(The Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Remember when you were little and you'd wake your drunken mother to take you to school and she'd hurl a glass and hit you on the head and you'd bleed everywhere and she'd get arrested? Those were the days
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
A female high school Spanish teacher in Los Angeles was arrested after two male students said they had sex with her. Con usted lo golpeó foto
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you have a crazy roommate story?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Rare 12.76 carat pink diamond discovered in Australia will be cut and go on world tour. Inspector Clouseau to provide security
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Of all the ways to honor your dead son, throwing a Chinook salmon onto the ice during a Vancouver Canucks game may be the strangest
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Thu February 23, 2012
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Enterprise Rent-A-Car blinks in battle with California mom to the tune of $15 million and a new federal law
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Teen sets Guinness World Record for attempting lamest Guinness World Record
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Police officer finally admits what no other police officer will - that cops have an arrest quota
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(Xinhua)
 
 
 
Toxic glue kills four, sickens dozens in southern China. So, the wedding is off then?
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Don't click this link, don't read the story, and don't look at the mugshot
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"She is survived by her Son, 'A.J.', who loved and cared for her; Daughter 'Ninfa,' who betrayed her trust, and Son 'Peter,' who broke her heart
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Woman with brass ovaries captures rapist running from the scene by pretending to help him get away
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Marry Land
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Idaho committee approves the Gerald Ford Protection Act
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Strange: Man saves a drowning raccoon from the Colorado River. Spiffy: Nicknames it "Sonny" and trains it to sit on his shoulder while out in public. Sad: He gets arrested for keeping a wild animal as a pet
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Refraction
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Women ban husbands from cafe after barista starts wearing revealing outfits. w/ adequate supply of pics (Not safe for work)
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(KVIA El Paso)
 
 
 
News: Mayoral candidate secretly videotaped getting lap dance from a woman. Not News: Candidate claims he was set up. Fark: He was videotaped while his potential public relations person watched
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
I know the guy in the top pic is a super villain, I just can't remember which one
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
If you're looking to score a little ass tonight, the Deschutes County Sheriff's Office would like to talk to you
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(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
On Feb 23, 1945, a photo was taken that would become the most copied and parodied image in history. Don't believe it? Just take a look at the examples
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(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Xena, Cylon #3 and Lucretia board an Alaska-bound oil ship in protest
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona Republica uncovers secret government facility in the desert where 22 million moths are grown each day to be released above North American fields. And all the workers are clones who won't mention the UN
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
U.S. Defense Intelligence Agency director: China is preparing for space warfare and they've copied the plans for a Death Star from a Lego kit
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
'Bird Man' Jeb Corliss vows to continue base jumps even after his near death crash at Table Mountain. "That's so cute, hahaha," Corliss laughed when asked if he was now going to quit jumping
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scottish member of the UK Parliment gives a Glasgow kiss to a fellow MP. Why yes alcohol was involved, how did you guess?
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(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Meet the British lawyer fighting Islam, one parking ticket at a time
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Six months after the raid, Feds still haven't charged Gibson Guitars with a crime, and no competitors using the same woods in union states have been raided
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
Over 100 police officers violated a woman's privacy by looking up her driver's license just because they thought she was hot. (With driver's license goodness.)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The latest unionized group to feel the economic bite? The tooth fairy
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(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Scientists reveal list of foods that are essentially useless, including pretty much everything you've eaten in the last decade
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Anti-underage drinking advocate accused of providing underage drinkers a place to drink
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Toddler in church daycare goes to baptismal font, meets Jesus
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Whitney Houston celebrates seven days of sobriety. YOU GO GIRL
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(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
Not news: El Paso woman hit by bullet. Fark: Fired from a gun in Mexico
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
PLEASE DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK. What is seen cannot be unseen
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(The Star Press)
 
 
 
Man buys new DVD player, discovers a bootleg porn disc inside, complains for some reason
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Soldier who has been in Afghanistan for more than a year surprises his daughters at their school in Arizona. My God, there's so much dust in this desert air
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Biologists say women are attracted to male traits *flexes* that are largely useless *throws football* and impractical *gestures towards crotch*
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop some rejected college textbooks
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(Creative Loafing Atlanta)
 
 
 
"It's not that I don't believe in the possibility of a hypnotically induced orgasm...but because the person conducting the free workshop and demonstration billed himself as an 'Erotic Comedy Hypnotist'"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Using Craigslist as a means of revenge against your ex-girlfriend can get you arrested for identity theft
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: kidney stones. New hotness: kidney boulders. What the hell, India?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What beer can teach us about emerging technologies. Beer...is there anything it can't teach us?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Like a task force taking down a crime family, federal prosecutors are slowly working up the corporate chain of command of Massey Energy with criminal indictments connected to the Big Branch mine disaster
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Want to take pictures of homeless people with your Android phone, then hunt them in a game? There's an app for that
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This just in: banks make terrible landlords
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(Fox 23 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Hello, police? I need to report an intruder that broke into my house and hid in my water heater closet. Oh by the way, he's bleeding. And naked
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Oh, you thought that foreclosure settlement money was going to help people who got screwed over by the banks? That's just adorable
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
A train is not like a woman. If you're thrown out for being a drunk, it will not listen to your pleas. It will leave you. And if you try to cling to it as it does, it will kill you. Let it go. It's gone
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
The biggest, most common mistakes you can make in a job interview. Also included are some rather uncommon mistakes, like wearing a Boy Scout uniform to your interview or bringing a book entitled "How To Interview"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
A Maine family finds Hope. She was about a mile down the road looking for her Mom and pizza
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
New South Florida sideshow includes man who uses head as battering ram. They call him "Numbskull." He also bites cops' ears
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(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
On a positive note, eight of the kids WEREN'T tied to their beds
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sick of smug renters gloating about how they're not losing any money in this economy? Don't worry, homeowners, life's about to get harder for them, too
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Some moms teach you how to bake cookies, do your own laundry, and sew. Other moms build you an accurate scale replica of a F1 car out of cardboard for you to play video games in
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(Independent)
 
 
 
New high-tech ad in London highlights inequality between men and women by only being viewable for women
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Aliens invade Russia to have sex with successful businesswomen
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Flashlights are the new weapon in the war on prostitution. No, I said FLASHlights
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
If you get a speeding ticket, it's probably best not to go to officer's house to discuss things "man to man"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Today Forbes takes a pretty good argument for gun rights and promptly empties the magazine into the void between correlation and causation
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Gas prices are rising so fast reporters can't even get through a report about how fast gas prices are rising without the price of gas rising
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(Gadsden Times)
 
 
 
Grandmother earns special place in hell for running her nine-year-old granddaughter to death for eating candy bars. Stepmom watches
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Get stabbed in the face with a pen while trying to deal with an unruly passenger on your bus? You better believe that's a suspension...for the driver
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Titanic's last lunch menu up for auction, shows passengers dined on roast beef, mashed potatoes, iceberg lettuce
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Hot teacher is fired for a problem with an inappropriate relationship. With a "yes you would" picture
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Uh, Doc? No matter how you defend it, you still saw and touched your daughter's boobs
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"Mi exmarido es gilipollas"
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Mother Nature's redheaded step-children
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(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
If you see a man making animal noises on the beach to attract attention to the fact that he's masturbating, then "Welcome to Florida"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
14 year old girl dies at party from inhaling helium, party guests tried to revive her by pinching her lip corners and letting the helium out with little squeaks to no avail
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Maryland lawmaker proposes that drunk driving asshats be mandated to participate in the ignition interlock program, even on a first offense, if their DUI happens while there are children in the car
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(BBC)
 
 
 
An electromagnetic pulse bomb sneak attack that would destroy all electronics is "quite likely." EVERYBODY PA
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Seven US Marines killed in chopper collision in Arizona
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Beware the ides of March
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You can own an iconic wooden bench from New York City's subway system for only $650. Urine, spit, and hobo vomit not included
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Arizona state legislation has decided that college students have had it too good for too long and have passed a bill that would charge non-athletic scholarship students an extra $2,000 just for the privilege of a necessary higher education
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Woman steals more than $30,000 from Nigerian internet scammers
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Guns don't shoot people, third graders do
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
If you are going to be an impostor do you: a) become an airline pilot, b) weasel your way into a party at the White House, or c) become general manager at Denny's?
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(FOX Charlotte)
 
 
 
Police arrest man for spanking kids with shovel -- not his kids, his hoe's
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teacher arrested for administration of purple nurple
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
If you miss your exit while being trailed by an 18-wheeler carrying caustic chemical waste, just let it go, cause man, it's gone
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The myth of the eight-hour sleep
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Nebraska woman auctioning off a Chicken McNugget that she says looks like George Washington
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Buying potato chips? That's a shootin' (w/photos and video)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Brain disease turns 22-year-old hottie into a toddler (w/ 'you'd spank it' pics)
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
If you're willing to entrust your back-room boob job to Queen Divas Hair Salon and Spa, then don't be surprised when you end up in critical condition, and doctors aren't exactly sure what was injected into your chest
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(AM and PM News)
 
 
 
From the "You CAN make a difference" files: Tonight a City Council in California killed a proposal to outsource the local public library. Leading the fight against outsourcing was a Farker. DIT
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
If you shoot "your friend" in the forehead at point blank range, saying he asked you to do it generally doesn't work as an alibi
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
London Bridge may not be falling down but the Queensboro Bridge in New York sure as hell is
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 355: "Noir: Embrace Your Dark Side". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed February 22, 2012
(EFF)
 
 
 
Time is running out for you to erase your Google search history, find that elusive Alyssa Milano naked video clip
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Former DNC chair to buy the two most prestigious and influential newspapers in a critical swing-state with funds provided by Democratic donors. Of course the newspapers will remain legit and non-parti..Ok I couldn't not laugh
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(io9)
 
 
 
The secret behind Admiral Ackbar's "It's a Trap" line finally revealed
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(WSPA)
 
 
 
Deviant hacker uses Best Buy's wifi to upload porn onto demo TVs causing woman to lie about having never seen such a thing
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
1. Loosen shelf, knock over boxes. 2. Get under boxes. 3. Tip over cart. 4. Cry "HELP." 5. Hit self in head with batteries. 6. Drink soda, eat crackers. 7. Vomit. 8. File for worker's comp. 9. Forget about store security cameras
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(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
THIS DAY IN HISTORY: On February 22, 1819, Spain prevented Ohio from getting its own tag by selling Florida to the United States
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
"Unless they were hamsters flying in and missed the airport." Chuco "kind of wigged out"
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Warmer planet could be dominated by mosquitoes, ticks, rodents, jellyfish, tea party
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you know any people with really nutty beliefs, like that ZIP codes are illegal or that courtrooms that have flags with fringe on them are illegitimate?
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The hottest new spot for young hipsters to gather at in Seattle is: A) Dive bars? B) Record shops? C) Elks lodges? "I didn't think it would be as cool as it was"
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Man who came up with 23-page plan to kidnap his former girlfriend and try to trick her into reconciling with him declared mentally incompetent. Captain Obvious shocked
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Great googly moogly Huguely guilty
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Animal activist sets up Facebook page offering $850 for a random hit on someone wearing fur
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy on a board
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Mormon v. The Catholic. The Big Baby v. The Big Crazy. It's YOUR official Arizona GOP debate thread. 8:00 EST, CNN
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(The Grio)
 
 
 
Grandfather who accused Austin PD of overreacting to him "babysitting while white" forced to recant part of his blog post after police release dash cam video of the incident
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently women are addicted to some website called Pederast or something
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Gas prices aren't rising, the dollar is falling
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
These are the plane's exits. This is how to operate your seat belt. This is how to use the air mask. These are the three bottles of vodka I'm going to chug while working this flight
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(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
With just 13 days until Super Tuesday, Rick Santorum picks up the all important planet Zeeba endorsement. With pic of what an alien endorsing Rick Santorum may look like
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Farmers' Market attracts a younger crowd, which means you now also have to avoid crashing tricycles
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Argentine train slams into the end of the line, and that's what it was for 49 passengers
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
"Doofus" atheist in 'zombie Muhammed' costume is assaulted
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Flight attendant: "No one gets off this plane until I get the last missing video screen back"
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Did your eight-year-old sit on his passport and bend its RFID chip? Did you not keep the passport nice and shiny no matter how often you travel? Sucks to be you, citizen. Your ankles. Grab them
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Will Smith playing Nintendo in a backwards hat, on a zebra rug, wearing Nike Airs and Zubaz pants, with a Mariah Carey CD on the ground--and 47 other pictures that perfectly capture the 90s
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
For only $8000, you can be cured of your porn addiction by being taken into the desert with no computer or cell phone, and forced to exercise, eat healthy food, and talk about your feelings. This is not relevant to my interests
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Suggest a name for Regina Saskatchewan's new Lingerie Football League team
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
France gets rid of "Mademoiselle" and other "sexist" words because they reveal marital status. Still looking for words to reveal status of regular bathing
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Spitzer finds buckyballs in space. What Eliot Spitzer was doing in space to begin with, we'll never know
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
FBI forced to dump hundreds of pages of "training documents" on Islam after discovering that they were training gems like "Mohammed was a cult leader" and "devout Muslims have been violent for hundreds of years"
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(Creative Loafing Charlotte)
 
 
 
"Dear Dan Savage, Should I go ahead and divorce my fantastic wife of 23 years now because gay marriage is going to destroy it eventually anyway?" - Tony From Wasilla
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Explosive exchange over Del Taco toilet leaves man with broken arm
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(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Once Upon a Time in Tehran: Photos of a swinging Iran when the skirts were short, the dance was the twist, and America wasn't Enemy No. 1
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
I don't know what's worse: An elected official joking about putting Obama in jail, or the fact that he freely admits he ripped the joke off from Jay Leno
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(York Daily Record)
 
 
 
You know it's a slow news day in York, PA one of the lead stories is: With the mild weather, some homeowners already thinking about mowing
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Those faster-than-light neutrinos? Yeah, they used the same technique your boss uses to avoid paying overtime
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cash-strapped Italy sells its lighthouses. Will no longer get +1 food from water tiles
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you've always wanted to live in your very own historic firehouse, today's your lucky day. Fire/stripper pole not included
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Over 40 years before the Jetsons and flying cars, the people of 1919 NYC were planning circular runways around Manhattan for commuters' personal airplanes
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this solo singer on a small stage
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
And a hearty congratulations to Stephen Brewster of Sarasota, who is happily celebrating his 40th anniversary. What's that? Oh, I'm sorry. His 40th arrest
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Henry Tang, one of the leading candidates for Hong Kong's Chief Executive spot, admits that, OK, maybe he *does* have a secret underground palace -- but it's only because his wife did it. How very savant of him. I'm convinced
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Please enter deposit amount. Insert envelope when ready. Do not deposit coins, or baggies full of white powder
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Four more people who couldn't run as fast as an Italian sea captain found
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(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
Erratic cab drivers cashing in on $100 vomit fee
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Add "burning palm fronds" to the "things that should not be done indoors" list
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(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
Man arrested for setting his mouse on fire. And no, that's not a typo. However apparently it is news
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(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Where is the worst place to bake meth? c) in front of the most secure nuclear complex in the world
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby squirrel monkey born at Virginia Zoo. Not sure how I feel about squirrels with opposable thumbs
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Live morning show report on gas prices interrupted when car and cab crash behind reporter. Two drivers that won't have to worry about gas prices anymore. With video of unfazed reporter
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Church to Ash Wednesday parishioners: Would you like fries with your penitence?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With all other crime taken care of, Rio de Janeiro takes aim at Carnival urinators. Fark: The first part of that sentence is actually close to being pretty accurate
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(Some Fapping Guy)
 
 
 
If you forgot your YouPorn login & password, not to worry. It's now posted online
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(Irish Central)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban saves St. Patrick's Day parade. "I just thought it was fair that other people should be able to kill as many brain cells on Greenville Avenue as I have in my life"
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(Foobies)
 
 
 
Germany told to stop lopping off sex offenders' balls
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(Time)
 
 
 
Meet the cat bounty hunter: For $80, she'll coax your cat out of a corner and into a crate
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Pirate posing with random teens at Mardi Gras celebration is accidentally stabbed with his own knife
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Newspaper employee stakes out vending machine, saves newspaper at least $12
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Yeah, we'd like to help with your life and death emergency, but all the police are currently tied up with the OWS Berkely protest. Please try to not get killed until we can leave these silly kids alone for a few minutes
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(Mega 949)
 
 
 
Man found dead at Amtrak station. Officials investigating whether he was hit by train, or just died waiting
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Unpasteurized milk, which many foodies will tell you is the Greatest Health Drink EVAR, is 150 times more likely to kill you than regular milk. But where's the reward without a little risk, amiright?
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
In another disturbing sign of just how bad the economy is, Pennsylvania cuts its $300,000 animatronic groundhog that was used to promote the state lottery. May God help us all
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(Wrexham News)
 
 
 
Half marathon disrupted when vandals change some of the directional signs, sending dozens of runners the wrong way
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
51-year-old woman graduates from Army boot camp. Don't even ask about the lawn
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists say dino-bots will help them better understand how dinosaurs lived. Transformers already did it
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(All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay)
 
 
 
Has a Mormon posthumously baptized someone you know, love or respect? Now you can fight back by posthumously "choosing" homosexuality for one of their loved ones
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Weird. Today, on my way to work I saw three or four people with dirt on their foreheads. Someone needs to clean their hands more before touching their face. What is wrong with hygiene in this country?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
L.A. schools not adhering to "three tikes and you're out" rule
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"OMG turn the plane around. He's got an electric cigarette"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia Governor Robert F. McDonnell, after being featured on The Daily Show for his support of the post-rape vaginal probe bill, would like to take some time to take a long, hard look at the issue and possibly reconsider his position
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(Siskiyou Daily)
 
 
 
Convenience store robbed by the Worst. Samurai. Ever
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former Playboy Playmate awarded $1.2 million in manhandling lawsuit against NYC police. Judge: Good luck and may the force be with you
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police investigate fetus found inside city pipe. At this point they have no leads as to who the fetus belonged to, but anyone named "Cobblepot" is currently under suspicion
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sheboygan Mayor faces recall election after being taped going on a drinking binge that ended with him passed out in a tavern. When did that become a BAD thing in Wisconsin?
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(This is Bristol)
 
 
 
Burglar apologizes for breaking into a house and trying on the residents' clothes, says he was invited in by a small Chinese boy who turned out to be a bunch of flowers
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Keep your medicine out of reach of your pets. Bonus: Pet pig named "Crispy Bacon"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Iran to UN: "You can't go in there, because we're currently testing nuclear warhead related equipment. I mean, uh... Oops"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man wins "worst commute ever" award after trying to cross a river and having a crocodile savage his testicles
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
City sued for not approving a new IHOP. They take their pancakes pretty damn seriously down south
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(Big 1059)
 
 
 
Pete has died from advanced kidney failure. He was 24, and a rhinoceros
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Bolivian farmers zipline high over mountain valleys. Why yes, cocaine is involved
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The world's strangest beer commercials, including beer for kids, a man being killed by a harpoon, and Van Damme sporting a remarkable mullet while discussing his talking nipples
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bet no one saw this coming. Mormons target Anne Frank for posthumous baptism
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Supreme Court decides limit of men's pickup lines in bars
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If ever there was a reason to jump off a cliff, this would be it
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(Ledger-Enquirer)
 
 
 
Man steals and crashes an ambulance because "the voices inside his head told him to"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Female journalist killed in Syria just hours after broadcasting news. Yaaarrr, 'tis a sad story
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Fark Vegas World Party 2012 predictions
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(Independent)
 
 
 
15,000 die on Indian railways every year because the toilets on the trains just empty onto the rails, corroding them to the point of breaking. Indian officials charged with not keeping track
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man facing charges he paid teens to spit on him for sexual gratification gets off
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Good news if your school system paycheck isn't cutting it and you get busted robbing a bank...you're suspended WITH pay
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(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Right-wing radio host says he only went to gay bar for the beer
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(io9)
 
 
 
"Why Mass Effect is the most important science fiction universe of our generation"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
F*CKING MORANS, why am I the only one on the right side of the road? (w/video)
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Family discovers "rarest football card in existence" while cleaning out old farmhouse
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Headline: "Female photographer travels America to peer inside a truly masculine domain... that doesn't always involve cars". Article: 8 out of 16 pictured involve transportation
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Couple gets electric bill for $108,000 saying they used 1.6 million kilowatt hours in a month
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Following in the footsteps of Jesus, Swedish pastor saves (porn onto church computer)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You know who else liked flower beds?
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Tue February 21, 2012
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Personal gun ownership in India is surging, with as many as 3 guns for every 100 Indians. Americans react: *cough*rounding error*cough*
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Gun accident leaves pastor's daughter holier than thou, LHC goes to ludicrous speed, and a bison as a best man, Tatonka very much: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week from 2/12 - 2/18
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Vietnamese man who never saw the season finale of M*A*S*H* thinks the proper response to a screaming child is the airplane emergency ramp
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British Treasury discovers new tax rate of 50% actually results in less revenue
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this censer
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
New research suggests that human beings are not 'nasty' by nature, though scientists who have ever been on the Internet disagree
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
New venomous snake discovered. Guess where
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Angel resembling Olivia Newton-John instructs man to grease co-worker's husband
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(Utne Reader)
 
 
 
Next up on the hipster agenda: raising goats in the city
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: This bud's for you
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Dog chases a cat up a tree. Cat happens to be a mountain lion
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(970 WFLA)
 
 
 
Police are still unsure why he killed himself, but they're starting to think it may have had something to do with that other body he had in his garbage can
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Police are not yet certain" what led to the death of autistic 17-year old found face-down at the bottom of a garbage chute after 47-floor fall
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Ohio man busted in misguided attempt to stomp out breast cancer
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Protip: When kidnapping teens, make sure to take away their cellphones so they don't text for help from inside your trunk
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Iranian hardball: If the world refuses to buy Iranian oil, Iran will refuse to sell it
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(Life.com)
 
 
 
Recently discovered photographs suggest that, decades ago, Mardi Gras was a refined, subdued, elegant affair ... uhm ... can someone ask those obviously hammered dudes in bras and garters to move it along?
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(AP)
 
 
 
The new reality for the Baby Boomer generation is 'work til you drop'. So what does that mean for you younger people? Well for starters, less jobs
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
If your infant is teething, it's okay to wipe a little bit of whiskey on their gums to numb the pain. But don't let them have so much alcohol their BA is .09
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Megachurch gives the pastor a week off, so he runs off to campaign with Santorum....just kidding, he spends a week living under a bridge with homeless guys and writes up their stories
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The high art of desktop cooking, or, how to get a decent meal when your heartless boss won't let you have a lunch break
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
School board updates dress code to ban jeans, sweatpants, flip-flops, and shirts that show too much cleavage and midriffs. Fark: The dress code is for the teachers, not the students
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New antibiotic-resistant superbug infecting humans across the globe is coming from pork. Delicious, tasty, pork. Isn't this how that Contagion movie started?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Outed Arizona sheriff says politics behind charges. That's not the only thing that's behind him, if'n ya know whut I mean (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
From the editors at Forbes comes this groundbreaking expose: the five leadership mistakes of the Galactic Empire
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Mummified man was heavy drinker" - presumably of formaldehyde
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(NPR)
 
 
 
George Washington's ice cream recipe: first, have slaves cut ice from river
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Nooooooooooo
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drunk switches seats with friends after being pulled over. Friend also drunk. Both arrested for DUI. Some days it's easy to be a cop
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
It's generally considered to be tacky to talk about the perkiness of your wife's breasts with her best friend. Especially at your wife's funeral
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(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Research: 35% of men sleep with bears, your mom
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
If you're going to have road rage, you might as well do it so over-the-top that nobody questions whether you have it. Like these guys
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
I'm a little farked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to farkin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Answer: Fark themselves
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(BBC)
 
 
 
A student at Oxford University has learnt 11 languages and uses them all to explain how in this video. Monolingual subby feels inadequate
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Apparently, the idea of calling 911 repeatedly to ask for a taxi hasn't gotten old for homeless guys in Hudson
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Designer creates a house that will float when caught up in floodwater. The homeowner is responsible for gathering two animals of every species
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Kansas City Zoo turns gorilla exhibit into a petting zoo
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Researchers testing new Alzheimer's drug. News: studies show the drug actually impairs memory. Fark: "The new findings are not a red light for [the drug's] development"
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
We know how to hang a chandelier in Sarasota
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(Y100)
 
 
 
Denver police have issued their first "Medina" alert and are asking people to be on the lookout for man described as "funky, cold"
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
When teaching high school kids about the severity of a 0.112 blood alcohol level, it's probably best not to use yourself as the live example
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(Fark)
 
 
 
We've got lots of Louisiana transplants here in Texas, so Fat Tuesday is a pretty big deal. How are you celebrating Fat Tuesday?
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
When soccer goalposts attack: TV station points out the dangers of soccer goalposts by using one to smash a skull-like water melon. Gallagher surrenders
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Pastor registers as a sex offender after pleading guilty to lewd conduct with underage girls from congregation. To ensure this problem won't happen again, church bans kids from attending services
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Southern Baptists consider name change. Let's hear your suggestions, voting enabled
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(Sun Sentinel)