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Sun January 29, 2012
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(io9)
 
 
 
That'll do, rabbit. That'll do
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(76)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Caffeine may alter women's estrogen levels, BUT YOU BETTER KEEP THAT COFFEE COMING, YOU SON OF A BIATCH
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(79)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner discovers that over the years, people have tacked more than $10,000 in one-dollar bills to his cafe's walls. Donates 3-grand to the Boy Scouts and the rest to a hospital. Man, did those bills have a lot of dust on them
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(73)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
"Totalfark made me the artist I am. Before TF, I was sane. And could still wear normal glasses" -Vincent van Gogh
 
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
How does a paralyzed man end 19 years of silence? With the phrase: "I love you, ma"
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(43)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're saying so here's a picture of a bunch of Indian kids dressed up like Gandhi
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(39)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
This week's Mugshot Roundup features some retarded tattoos, a bunch of drunks, plenty of mustache wax, and someone who keeps a disorderly house
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(108)
 
(Fairbanks Daily Newsminer)
 
 
 
How many people are willing go through with a 10k fun run at -49 degrees? Six, apparently
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Candidate who was barred from running because she doesn't speak English proficiently vows appeal. At least that's what they think she said, not really sure
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(227)
 
(Rochester Institute of Tech)
 
 
 
Photoshop this professor with a post-it
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(27)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Massive car wreck looks like something out of a bad disaster movie
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(141)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Subby can't speak for you, but this is the first time he has seen 'unibrow' in a legitimate news article
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(34)
 
(Ann Arbor News)
 
 
 
And this month's Penn State award for delay in informing the authorities of child sexual exploitation and/or pornography goes to the University of Michigan
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(231)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
150 years after the war, a state struggles to heal the wounds that still cut deep. No, not that state. Aaaand, not that war
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(89)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Parking Wars, Cupcake Wars, Storage Wars, etc... What kind of _____ "Wars" show would you want to see?
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(304)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Teachers to parents: "We've had enough, it's time to raise your own kids"
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(209)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia city council puzzled at lukewarm reception to its "Have another drink for the kids" proposal
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(20)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Somebody actually paid money to find out that travelers don't like the TSA
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(44)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
You you own an Apple iProduct? Well, then you are a horrible person and you should feel bad
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(452)
 
(Photo District News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this drilling dude
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This 6,000 calorie breakfast - 12 slices of bacon, 12 sausages, 14 eggs, 4 black pudding slices, 12 slices of bread, 2 hash browns, saute potatoes, mushrooms, beans, and tomatoes - weighs more than a baby. Get in mah belly
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(188)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Six year old charged with sexual assault over game of tag. That is going on his permanent record
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(156)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
This just in: retailers will pay people to write positive reviews of their products
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(35)
 
(WLOX Biloxi)
 
 
 
It's hard to organize a quality beer festival when 90 out of the 100 highest-ranked beers in America are illegal in your state
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(103)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Aviation experts warn: don't try to launch your own half-assed "experiments" into space, they could bring down commercial aircrafts
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(141)
 
(Some Cool Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest snow structures you will see today. Just chill and enjoy
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(39)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pub landlord suspended for serving pints "too full" of beer
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(167)
 
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
"Teenagers not wired as whistleblowers." Well, to be fair, a good locker stuffing or swirlie can be considered as a good deterrent
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(77)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
You know it's a slow news day when the Los Angeles Times takes issue with the accuracy of Google's Snowflake Doodle
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(34)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Which would you rather have: a kiss or a hug? Why?
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(279)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN Asks "Who should be allowed to teach Yoga?" If their answer is anything other than "hot, flexible broads in tight pants", they're wrong
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(170)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Tamborillero
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(24)
 
(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Boston to boost the attractiveness of public transportation by raising prices 40% and eliminating night and weekend service
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(146)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
A New York inmate proves that if you have enough time, you too can figure out how to use the IRS Tax Refund system
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(40)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you come home from jail just to find a burglar in your house?
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(29)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mystery lottery winner knows he's won $14.3 million but doesn't want it. That's a lot of trips back to the Bizarro world
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(80)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
George Washington may have been America's first president, but was he nearly America's first zombie-in-chief?
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(44)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
I had to decide to stop the doctors from feeding my dad tonight. Want to say if you Farkers have dads-bad or good, call them and say, "Hello,"; it'll be important in the end
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(427)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
55-year-old Florida man claiming Indian descent wears war paint, headdresses, and performs sacred dance ceremonies at heritage festivals across the state. Some Native Americans have a problem with this (w/ pic of alleged Indian)
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(164)
 
(WWLP)
 
 
 
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to saw your arms off... wait a minute, are you just holding on to the can??
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(54)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Video of student dancing naked in nightclub paddling pool goes viral: "I'll bet she's regretting it now"
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(221)
 


Sat January 28, 2012
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Remember: If you're out shooting in the desert, a 14-year-old on an ATV should not be treated as a moving target
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(46)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
You have some sort of beef with a trucking company. Do you C) drive a flatbed truck though the company's window and set all the computers on fire after you spray paint "DO NOT ENTER-BOOBY TRAPPED" on the front of your house?
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(45)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Maybe trying to arrest your fellow officer while he is at work wasn't the best plan
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(177)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Seattle woman attempts to marry 107 year old building. Says despite their differences, the marriage will have a solid foundation
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(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this patented motorcar
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dutch town with no roads, only waterways. So you'll need a Dutch boat with some sort of Dutch steering mechanism
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(101)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Recently evicted woman tries breaking back into her apartment, bites cop on the hand. Isn't this how the zombie apocalypse starts?
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(38)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
South Korean activists send valuable socks to Best Korea via giant hot air condom
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Awkward places for the Duck Hunt dog to appear
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Q: How does the .001 percent tell when it's time to murder a hobo for kicks? A: With a $1,650,000 watch encased in pure sapphire. Oh, and you couldn't buy one, even if you could afford it. There are five, and they're sold out
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(253)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Artist photographs couples after sealing them in shrink-wrap and vacuuming out the air. Why, yes, he is Japanese -- thanks for asking
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(67)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Man uses the old "statue of liberty" play to stop a curling iron wielding robber
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(20)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Christian leader condemns new Star Wars MMO because it allows gay relationships -- forgetting, of course, that gamers don't have sexual relationships of any kind, gay or straight
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(414)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Massachusetts schools celebrated No Name Calling Day, which played hell with attendance rosters, statistics statewide
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(45)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Wisconsin's National Mustard Museum gets last-minute reprieve, will not have to shut down. In related news, there's a National Mustard Museum in Wisconsin
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(72)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Student grows his hair long to donate it to cancer survivor. School: "You're suspended"
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(225)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
A history of men's hairstyles
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(65)
 
(Citrus County Chronicle)
 
 
 
Lucky little Lu hit 52
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(22)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
11 year-old, super tough guy-in-training, picks on woman with baby stroller. Has to pull his gun to make sure everyone knows he is a true gangster. Ends up in jail. Next up-stealing candy from 5-year-old girls
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(297)
 
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Legislature considering bill to allow parents to fire teachers if they don't give their little snowflakes an A
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(84)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Theme: Me and My Shadow (LGN)
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(42)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Yet another example that Canada is cool: Dwarf-tossing event to take place, despite objections from busybodies and naysayers. You submitted this with a shorter headline
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(52)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Random stuff exploding in a microwave oven. Don't try this at home
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(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Libyans face tough challenges in building a new nation, thanks in part to a crazy, wild-eyed scientist giving them nothing but shoddy casings filled with used pinball machine parts
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(24)
 
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
1500 live turtles found in luggage at Indonesian airport. Security officials wary of yet another international shell game
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(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gemma the cat undergoes surgery to remove a huge tumor from her stomach - which turned out to be a hairball that weighed almost a half a pound. Your cat wants a good brushing on Caturday
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(968)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Northern Kentucky Vegas Warm-Up Party - January 28 - Molly Malone's Irish Pub
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(119)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
In this era of civil unrest, divisive politics, and polarizing opinions, it's nice to know firemen will still rescue a cat from a tree
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(24)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "This Should End Well": Syrian rebels capture 7 Iranians, including 5 members of the Revolutionary Guard, in Homs
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If subby ever decides to go into stand-up, the last four weeks of online dating has given him enough material for a 50 State road tour with new bits every night. What are your online dating horror stories?
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(501)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
In 40 years, people will flock to the palm-fringed beaches of England
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(72)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
That's one small block for LEGO man, one giant block for LEGO-kind
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(55)
 
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
School changes mascot back to original, non-PC Indian. "It's hard to cheer for a lighthouse"
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(100)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers observe how a new virus evolves and how diseases can quickly gain dangerous mutations. Interesting tag rapidly mutates into Scary tag
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Canadian orange juice banned in U.S. What's next, Mexican maple syrup?
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(68)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A dying child, a rescued dog... Damn, it's dusty in here tonight
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(24)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Toddler chews head off snake, gets cease and desist order from Sharon Osbourne
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(31)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is in the midst of his 5th distinct career change at age 36. Some have been more successful than others, but the journey overall has made for a pretty interesting life so far. Let's hear your career change stories
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(221)
 
(Retronaut)
 
 
 
On May 19th, 1942, BBC engineers were recording nightingales singing in a garden when 197 Lancaster bombers flew overhead forming a compelling counterpoint to the birdsong
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(118)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Warm winter weather covers most of the lower 48. Al Gore quickly trying to blame oil companies for "Arctic Oscillation"
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(216)
 


Fri January 27, 2012
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Four-year-old girl with cancer has accident at school. Because you're reading this on Fark, you can safely assume that her teacher was a scumbag about it
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(130)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
According to scientists, some women can store sperm for years. Your mom finds that a little hard to swallow
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(102)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Even with those Nude-O-Scopes, the TSA is still not able to tell the difference between a gun and an insulin pump
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(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Flying Spaghetti
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(24)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
If you're ever stranded on a desert island, the one thing you should be sure to have is an abundant supply of breast milk
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's worse than a casino collapsing during construction? A bus crashing into a news van during the press conference about the casino collapsing. (With Interrupting Bus Video)
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(102)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Three adorable bunnies abandoned because they only have two ears between them. And we all know the ears are the most delicious part
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(62)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Convicted of stealing copper pipes from abandoned building, man offers plausible explanation: "I'm not saying it was ghosts, but...it was ghosts"
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(28)
 
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
When your little snowflake loses a toe in an escalator accident, do you C) sue the manufacturer of Crocs?
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(123)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Clear your desks, everybody. It's Friday, time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(53)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why are so many animals in need of adoption? Because holier-than-thou animal rescue groups don't believe anybody is good enough to be a pet owner
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(516)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Since the Iraq War ended there has been little fanfare for the veterans returning home. St. Louis is about to fix all of that
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(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this landing bird
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(26)
 
(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Uggs banned from school. It's a start
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(194)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Irish Anti-Defamation Federation supports the cancellation of the Hoboken St. Patrick's Day parade. In other news, there's an Irish Anti-Defamation Federation
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(190)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will Egypt's Boobies-revolution parliament make a difference?
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(57)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
10 most hated jobs, as compiled by someone who has never worked in a restaurant or school system
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(240)
 
(KERO 23 Bakersfield)
 
 
 
Man steals security cameras, neglects to steal the recording equipment
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(30)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
I have a question about my friend's "gf"
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(787)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
I would say that "a sex game spiralled out of control" is quite an understatement when it involves one of the partners being cooked, and scattered around the apartment
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(93)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Girls with big boobs date football players, have more fun, and apparently deserve to live longer
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(861)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mentally retarded man fired from a grocery store for "stealing" $0.20 has been offered his job back, though he's not sure he wants to work for the kind of dicks who would fire a retarded man over twenty cents
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(192)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
American sniper with 255 kills asked if he feels remorse. "When I do go face God there is going to be lots of things I will have to account for, but killing any of those people is not one of them"
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(563)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Man who lost rowboat off the Massachusetts coast surprised when Spain calls asking when he'll swing by to come pick it up
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(44)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Best animal photobombs you'll see today
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(47)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
You shouldn't transport marijuana in your car. Especially if it's still growing in a pot
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(18)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
"Your honor, I accidentally beat my wife with a hammer. Then I accidentally doused her with gasoline.... and then I accidentally tossed a lit candle at her"
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(52)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We know that bacon is the delicious nectar of the gods, but beware of its evil cousin, ham, the silent killer
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(56)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
NC Death Row Inmate who mega-trolled his hometown newspaper saying, "Kill me if you can suckers" has been outed by his own sister. Guess he'll get an alt and try again
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(46)
 
(The Daily Press)
 
 
 
NYC Tfers: If you've seen this kid recently, let the police know. LGT details. Dad is subby's co-worker
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(76)
 
(Utica Observer Dispatch)
 
 
 
Some folks won't pay $628 to remove a skunk, but then again some folk'll
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(29)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Bad news: today is the last day you can apply to be an astronaut. Good news: you can use the application as identification when cashing checks for 250 donuts
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(25)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Why did the U.S. drop nuclear bombs on Spain?
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(76)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Other Somali pirates holding Americans hostage were just a mite rattled by Wednesday's rescue mission
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(101)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
NBC considers pulling stunt from upcoming Fear Factor episode claiming it's in bad taste. Well duh, everybody knows donkey semen tastes like ass
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(159)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Costa Concordia owner raises compensation offer to passengers from three used toothpicks to two marbles and a jar of navel lint
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(31)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Chysler 300C once leased by President Obama now on eBay. He drove it until 2007. That's when he started to run for president and coincidentally traded it in for a Ford Escape hybrid
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(81)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Crazed doctors revive vampire baby. It's even immune to the Sun, which is there
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(18)
 
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
AT&T CEO actually comes out to say AT&T customers, not AT&T execs, must pay for failed T-Mobile merger
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(78)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"I've had sex with 1000 men, and I don't care if people judge me," says woman who apparently has sex with a lot of drunk men
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(170)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama proposes all states require students to stay in school until they are 18. Alabama immediately objects, fears overcrowding of 5th and 6th grades
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(238)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Despite what Americans say about wanting more civility from their politicians, they generally only reward rude behavior. My goodness, Americans liking rude behavior. That's just crazy talk
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(43)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Russian officials want to outlaw political protests that use soft toys, plastic penguins, Lego men and South Park figures
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ship-bridge collision leaves Kentucky driver with great story for his grandchildren
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Revealed at last: from Roald Dahl to Alfred Hitchcock, the stars who told Queen Elizabeth to piss off
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Europeans' too honest perceptions of other Europeans. Isn't this how WWI and WWII started?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What if D-Day and the Moon Landing Had Failed? What Dwight Eisenhower and Richard Nixon planned to say if tragedy occurred
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's kind of tough to market yourself as a socialist champion of the people when your 14-year-old daughter is posting bling pictures online
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Accidental slide deployment delays Virgin Airline flight for several fun-filled hours. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Joran Van Der Sloot's health deteriorating in new Peruvian prison, still doing better than Natalee Holloway and Stephany Flores
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Iran says they are alone in this world and thus, must preemptively strike their enemies. Just kidding, it was Israel that said it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's Dumbolicious : A new taste for eating elephant meat, everything from trunks to sex organs has emerged in Thailand
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Researchers analyzed DNA remains of 12 thoroughbred stallions born between 1764 and 1930, 330 elite performing modern Thoroughbreds, 40 donkeys and two zebras. And of course Henry the Horse danced the waltz
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(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
California students get an F in grade tampering
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you lost your cat about 200 years ago, good news, someone just found it
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Major southern university launches statewide obesity initiative to great fanfare, until residents realized they were against it. They can have my porkrinds when they peel them out of my greasy, chubby obese fingers
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The Dumbest Super Bowl commercials ever. Wait, this article implies that there have been Super Bowl commercials that weren't dumb
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If Iran didn't already know how to cause serious problems for the US in a future Persian Gulf conflict, they sure as hell do now
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Bus sized asteroid to give Earth a close shave." It looks younger with the beard
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
If you're publishing a high school newspaper article about the dangers of STD's, it's probably best to use a commercial stock photo rather than a picture of a former student
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Twitter believes in limitless free expression and stands by those who risk their lives to fight oppression, and it wants you to remember that while it deletes any of their Tweets that might offend thin-skinned regimes, dictators, or despots
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
"It was more of a political statement ... It's not like they were going to go out and shoot the president," said the cop photographed alongside several teenagers with guns posing next to a bullet-ridden Barack Obama T-shirt
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Drew Carey splits with fiancee after a five year engagement. *sad trombone music*
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Proof that if you're going to get trapped in a well, it helps to be an 18 month-old baby girl rather than a 53 year-old black guy
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(Health on Today)
 
 
 
High heels destroy a woman's feet and warp the way she walks. Wow, and here I thought walking on your toes while balancing on a five-inch-high spike was good for you
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(Some Eye)
 
 
 
Photoshop this eye of cat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman orgasms during MRI... here are the nuclear launch validation codes, and the coordinates for multiple targets, have at it
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Rare color photos show Hitler's hidden life of luxury in Berlin and Bavaria. Wait until Hitler hears about this
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(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Swedish company inadvertently invents ATM for cats
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
No, you can't dig for buried treasure in the chancel of the church. Not even if it's your church, padre
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Don't want to shock you here, but it appears that the new "free" Libya might slightly resemble old "torture" Libya
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Another politician learns the valuable lesson on the difference between the "reply" button and the "reply to all" button
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(BBC)
 
 
 
PSA: If you stamp your cocaine shipments with the symbol of the UN in an attempt to get them past customs without inspection, there's a good chance they may get delivered to UN headquarters
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Woman finds $1 million winning lottery ticket in the trash. Naturally, 2 people are suing her
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Minor altercation escalates when first knife, then gun pulled out. 'Minor' because it was in a 7th-grade class
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Haiti = Fail: 520,000 people remain in squalid camps, many more returned to wrecked homes rather than endure the camps' inhuman conditions, blamed for driving up violence, rape and pedophilia
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Next up on Storage Wars.... granny
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
How tough is the real estate market in LA? Well, agents are now using unmanned aerial drones
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Of course it's noisy, you bought a home beside a rail yard
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alcatraz fighting tourists trying to break into historic prison in search of fictional room seen in TV show. Bat cave isn't real, morons
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Thu January 26, 2012
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why the sizes of women's clothing are meaningless and have gone insane
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(331)
 
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
While it might seem logical, it generally isn't acceptable for a day care worker to duct tape a toddler to the floor for nap time
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(90)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this corn catcher
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(33)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What terrible things that you swore you'd never never do have you learned from your parents? Have drugs/therapy helped?
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(260)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Why did the chicken cross the road? LGT inspirational picture
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(42)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
FBI "scraps" social network spying program *wink wink, nudge nudge*
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(92)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
In honor of Google's new no opt-out privacy changes, click to check and see what its ad server thinks you are. It thinks I'm a 20-something male, and so do I -Drew
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman calls 911 six times. Neighbor: "She just wanted cigarettes. That's all she wanted"
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(60)
 
(RedEye Chicago)
 
 
 
Catholic university in Chicago apparently not happy with bizarre, baseball obliterates cartoon moon sports recruitment video they asked for
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(Chron)
 
 
 
If you care for an elderly man at a nursing home, one of your most important jobs is to make sure gnats and ants don't crawl up his trachea tube into his larynx
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What if we all just suddenly turned into kangaroos?
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(Indiana Business Journal)
 
 
 
Indiana gets jealous of all the attention Kentucky is getting, so their senate approves creationism being taught in science class
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Some postal carriers just can't hold their liquor
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
After you've been busted for injecting Super Glue into women's butts, the next logical career move is to get attacked on-stage by the victims' parents during a taping of a trashy TV show
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Overpaid public servant accidentally emails reporter instead of publicist looking for advice on concealing her salary
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not News: The Vatican denounced for "corruption and mismanagement". News: by the Archbishop who used to be in charge of running its finances Fark: and the Pope canned him for speaking up
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Crack heads, a stripper who looks like a cross between Angelina Jolie and Barbie, a bomb, and electrocution in a hot tub by cat. Then things get weird
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Son of U.S. Transportation Secretary will not be allowed to leave Egypt, according to Egyptian officials hoping to get Seal Team 6's autographs
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russia unveils fifth-generation Kalashnikov assault rifle
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Now THIS is how you troll: NC death row inmate writes letter to his hometown paper describing his "life of leisure" in prison and closing with the line "Kill me if you can suckers. Ha Ha "
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart makes $15 million a year. This means Romney is automatically President and nobody has to listen to the liberal media lecture us on income inequality ever again
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
The Tampa Bay Lightning mascot fired for inappropriate use of Silly String
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(42)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Alaska Airlines to stop handing out prayer cards to remind you to kiss your ass goodbye
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If your wife beats you up when you come home with a haircut she doesn't like, you have bigger problems than just a bad haircut and an aggressive wife (with pics of what an abused hobbit might look like)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tensions rise between England and Argentina over territorial disputes of the Falkland Islands. England remains firm on their control of the islands for strategic sheep purposes
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
You ever have a moment when a rousing political speech seems like it's plucked straight out of a movie?.....Well sometimes it's worth checking
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So, some woman at the bar claimed to be a back-up singer for SWV in the 90's. She had a few people believing it. What whoppers have you recently encountered?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fed Chairman Bernanke thinks we may need another stimulus. This reminds me of that quote about doing something over and over again expecting different results
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(154)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
German parliament email server defeated by blitz of "reply all"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
There comes a point in every man's life where he must finally take a stand against repressive attacks on his liberty. For this man, that happened on United flight 1287
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Three juveniles knock 65-year-old man off bike, try to rob him. Would-be victim obligingly offers them all the bullets he has
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The CDC would like you to know BIRD FLU IS COMING AND YOU'RE NOT SCARED ENOUGH
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(The Star Press)
 
 
 
Man breaks a window on a campus building, climbs a tree to enter through the second story window, steals a book, then leaps from the second story without injury. If only he hadn't left his backpack with his name on it in the tree
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for prostitution after $6 sex-act. According to the polic--wait, what sex-act could possibly cost $6?
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Millions of homes in Florida and this guy had to pick a police officer's to break into. Hilarity ensues. (With "Ow,ow,ow" mugshot goodness)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Generation X just got back from the rainforest. 46 new species identified including cowboy frog, Crayola katydid, Pac-Man frog, and Conehead grasshopper
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Memorial service to cap three days of mourning for Joe Paterno at Penn State. Rumor has it that any PSU student not mourning sincerely enough could face harsh penalties, like all 8am classes next semester
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Tired of seeing people wearing their PJ's to the store? If one man had his way, we'd be wearing them all day, everyday, everywhere. Subby just hopes his button-back flannel onesies don't come loose on the subway
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Because, let's face it: one new handgun a month just isn't enough to adequately protect yourself
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(237)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Costa Concordia captain says striking rocks and sinking was a mistake
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
I know some people can be cranky when they've been woken up, but taking a baseball bat to the person who woke them seems a little extreme
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
I ♠ my pets
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Remember when "Made in the U.S.A." was a sign of quality? Turns out it still is
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The tomb of the unknown $12 million
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jimmy Buffett has finally launched his "Margaritaville" online social game, and this USA Today reviewer is quite frankly shocked by the rampant commercialism in it. Commercialism. In Margaritaville. Well, I never
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
They told you you'd get over it. Welcome back to Netflix, schmuck
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Military says "Operation Octave Fusion" was necessary because the American hostage had a "life-threatening condition". "Octave Fusion"? Is the guy who names new Gatorade flavors now moonlighting at the Pentagon?
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Man packs up his 22 cats, hauls them down a mountain on a sled, loads them onto a raft that takes him to a car where he drives 250 miles so he can move into his friend's shipping container. Now he wants to find a woman
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Student takes photo of sub sleeping in class. School thanks student for pointing this out and takes appropriate action. And by appropriate action, they suspend the student
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Made for Fark: Man tries to light joint with 9kg propane gas cylinder... In the laundry... with "modified" valve... KABOOM
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(17)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you take a shortcut home by walking through a NYC subway tunnel watch out for litter, tepid water, fast moving trains
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(29)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Let's go around the room. Tell us what you're in prison for." "Rape." "Murder." "Red-light camera theft." "Making faulty tits." "Robbed a ba-- wait, dude, what?"
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Guarding the door during a bank robbery and trying not to shoot yourself in the foot is tougher than it sounds
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(10)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
It's FARK word problem time: If a four-year-old boy pulls nine bags of weed out of his jacket pocket and hands them over to his teacher, how many of those nine bags will make it to the police evidence room?
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Feds believe Washington pharmacies gave used drugs to nursing homes. Man, I hope they at least cleaned the suppositories first
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois lawmakers are being urged to help lower the risks of online dating, presumably by banning use of MySpace photo angles
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Would you let your teenage daughter sleep with her boyfriend in your home?
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(263)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fashion designers have their annual runaway fashiongasm, and the results are...well...um...people actually pay money for this crap? (w/pics of hot women in ugly clothes)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why your grandparents are such staunch Republicans?
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(87)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
There is still an American held hostage in Somali--is there a rescue plan for this person? Let's look at some facts: White? Check. Attractive? Check. Female? NO. Sorry dude, you're on your own
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man challenges 40 friends to spend at least $20 at a local hardware store that has been around since 1857. Things just snowballed from there and the store had their best day in years. This is the way to take back America
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this tense moment
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Armie Hammer busted for pot possession. Navie Screwdriver and Coast Gard Wrench look around nervously
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New study claims that regularly eating fried foods does NOT cause heart attacks. Fatties rejoice, immediately stampede to Denny's
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
$600,000 later, doctors discover the cause of mysterious Morgellons Disease: It's all in your mind. Still no cure for cancer
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today's HS art teacher banging the daylights out of her students after plying them with pot and alcohol brought to you by NYC (w/you'd spank her with your paint brush too pic)
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(40)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
New flash: Wyoming takes donut theft very seriously
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(17)
 
(Citizens Voice)
 
 
 
In a shocking turn of events, public officials determine that God is a lousy babysitter
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
George Bush blows up building in Rio
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this view of caffeine and acid
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(Asheville Citizen-Times)
 
 
 
You know that cellphone I stole from your car? I'll sell it back to you. Also, do you wanna buy some weed?
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(Foobies)
 
 
 
Republication of 'Mein Kampf' stopped in Germany. Wait until Hitler hears about this. Fark: Due to copyright
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(58)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Black market IT
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(64)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Forget farking and fracking, focus on fear of FERC
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(14)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man accused of taking upskirt photos at Wal Mart. Or should that be "upmuumuu"?
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(34)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Need government help with that deadbeat ex-husband of yours not paying child support? Yep, there's a fee for that
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(14)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A dingo ate my prime minister
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
If you commit a felony burglary, you might as well go big and swipe just the most expensive stuff. You know, the snack food and maybe a couple of straws
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Birdman is going to place a bigger bet on the Super Bowl than you'll make in your life. Leaves subby stuntin' like his daddy
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
There's everyday green, then there's "capital G Green," and then there's "your energy-efficient windows are melting your neighbor's Prius" Green
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How are you doing on your New Year's resolutions?
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(127)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman's water breaks on lawn outside the hospital; doctors and nurses come to the fescue and deliver baby
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For the first time ever a Snowy Owl migrates to Hawaii. Avada Kedavra
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Grieving could be added to a list of legitimate medical disorders. You'll get over it (with the help of these pills)
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(72)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Girl eats nothing but McDonald's chicken nuggets for 15 years, lives
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(196)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Woman On Run After Bank Robbery. Police describe her as tough and ruthless. Wait. Correct that. Police describe her as rough and toothless
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(38)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 351: "Stoned". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(198)
 


Wed January 25, 2012
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
"In her application for a restraining order ... the girlfriend said the argument was sparked by a cat and an Estee Lauder skin-care product"
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(26)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Did we mention that Mormons like to baptize dead Jews in order to "save" them? That shouldn't be a problem in Florida, should it?
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(334)
 
(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
Civil liberties professor says maybe, just maybe, the BBQ restaurant owner with signs saying he doesn't serve halal or Korean duck is making fun of kneejerk multiculturalism, and is not necessarily a racist monster
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(212)
 
(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
... so here's an armed robber with a plush Harry the Husky hat
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(12)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Awesome 64-year-old grandma: "Don't you move mother f*****, I will shoot you I will shoot you where you stand"
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(84)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Smoking in bed next to your oxygen tank? That's a....Kaboom
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(43)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Todays obligatory "Hot teacher doing it with a student" article. And yes, you would tap that
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(166)
 
(KTRE Lufkin)
 
 
 
Couple steals 11 pregnancy tests, man's bond set at $400,000. If he thinks that's bad, wait until he sees the child support payments
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(49)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The best type of degree to have in a down economy? A Liberal Arts degree
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(165)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
AZ man arrested for refusing to leave jail
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this young comrade
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(33)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
BEHOLD, the world's largest, 95,200 piece gumball
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(42)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The thing is, if you kill your tenants for not paying the rent, then they're definitely not going to pay the rent
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(70)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
10 reasons Indianapolis will be a lot more fun than you think-- including the Bob Knight Reflecting Pool and the world's largest meat statue
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(115)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
British porn star has a 640,000-pound penis
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(73)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
After three murders in five days, Pleasantville doesn't seem so pleasant anymore
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(40)
 
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
Pastor converts 5 year old neighbor. To atheism. By throwing her cat off of a bridge
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(263)
 
(Emirates 24/7)
 
 
 
Things most girls do with grandma: learn crafts, cook. Things most girls don't do with grandma: pose together in lingerie for a photo shoot
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(112)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In the Press Freedom index, America falls 27 places to finish at number 47 in the world. USA, USA, USA
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(155)
 
(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Photoshop these presidential podiums
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(31)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Nerds with Nerfs cause campus panic
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(77)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline:"Police pinch pug-pilfering pensioner"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
De-icing a caribou, applied parabolic avian trajectories, and Kenny G's wife tired of boring sax: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/15 - 1/21
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(12)
 
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Man bolts from Georgia pet store with an $1,800 puppy. Seriously? $1,800 for a puppy? What is wrong with this country?
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(409)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
It's a case of who's creepier - the guy who ditched his kids in the car or the guy lurking in the parking lot watching the kids ditched in the car
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(65)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
What happens when one of the oldest Jewish bakeries in New York City is about to close its doors? A pair of Pakistani Muslims buy it and decide to keep it Kosher
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(353)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Thai thief caught with 10,000 pairs of women's underwear. Only 10,000? Amateur
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(44)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you're trying to defuse an artillery round, an acetylene torch is probably not the best tool for "tinkering" with it
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(73)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pork, the other nasal tampon
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(66)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Article: "How do Australians respond to shark attacks?" Bleeding profusely and acquiring bigger boats strangely absent
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In what is not in any way indicative of a pending attack on Iran, 15,000 US troops enter Kuwait to...spread merriment and joy... Subby will be in his bunker
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(72)
 
(KeysNet)
 
 
 
Mom tries to sell her 8-month-old son for $7,000. Dunno, sounds a little expensive to me
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(64)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
"The reason why he is always injured is because we have sex seven to 10 times a week" (pics included)
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(173)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man responsible for the greatest headline in New York Post history denied parole
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(34)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Violent sex offender in California gets off with a mere slap on the wrist... well, 195 wrists to be exact
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(55)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Please refrain from donating grenades to the Salvation Army
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(29)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Strip club launches 'Alibi' aftershave line. Still no cure for glitter
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(144)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Great, now you won't be able to take random pictures of hot women's asses anywhere without being called a psychopath
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(819)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Florida retirees confused by how to fix Social Security, along with the Google, rock music, and their VCRs
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(72)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Amanda Knox plans to return to Italy. This should end well
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(93)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Man who was arrested by police for robbing a police officer at knifepoint and fleeing capture while naked tells judge that he can't be prosecuted because he was possessed by something "joyriding" in his body
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(30)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
You're trying too hard for a Mother-of-the-Year nomination if you tell your 12-year-old daughter she'll be pregnant by 16 and predict your 7-year-old daughter will grow up to be a stripper
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(60)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
What a coincidence "No Name Calling Day" and "Give kids who wear black a wedgie" are the same day
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(13)
 
(KATC Acadiana)
 
 
 
Drunk driver fish-tails on Interstate 10 in Louisiana, swerves into the opposite lane, causes multi-truck pileup, staggers around, resists arrest and gets tasered. The Aristocrats
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(29)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Psychiatric nurse tries to treat a patient for panic attacks and creates panic attacks using the same tool
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(12)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Saudi driver who defied driving ban on female driving takes her protest to the next level, defying ban on female fatal car accidents
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(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you were planning on going to Olympics this year but were concerned that there wouldn't be enough infants and screaming babies present to make it a truly enjoyable experience, I've got some good news for you
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(55)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
January 25th, 1945: the US begins water fluoridation. Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?
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(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Doing 90 in a school zone while you're stoned and naked? You can forget about that job at Bank of America
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(25)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Exposing your child to non-stick cookware may compromise the effectiveness of autism juice
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(61)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If a yappy Jack Russell chases you away, you might want to re-think your career choice as a burglar
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(47)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Urban coyotes loving living in cemetery because it's quiet, has plenty of cover, lots of chew toys
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(21)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida city votes to put fluoride back in the water. Apparently they never googled tooth and plaque conspiracy. And Metallica
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Amusement park orders experts to redesign its new rollercoaster after dry runs smash limbs off dummies
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(152)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Three ways that conservative Christianity promotes abortions
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(197)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just as you've always suspected, meetings make you stupid
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(58)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
East Haven, CT Mayor responds to arrest of 4 police officers charged with profiling and harassment of Latinos with: A) Defense of officers B) Plan to redeem police force to Latino Community C) He will be eating tacos for dinner (With video)
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(118)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
59-year-old toaster still works just fine. The Sun is there
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(52)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Teenage boy died on his birthday evading six young women trying to give him kisses. It even says so on his headstone
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(79)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flight for freedom
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(28)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman born without arms due to Thalidomide becomes the British Paralympic team masseuse. I love happy endings
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(62)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The House on Tuesday approved a measure that seeks to permit religious symbols on federal war memorials; betting pool now open on how long before the first pentagram is erected for the lulz
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(214)
 
(CBS Charlotte)
 
 
 
Three men attempt home invasion robbery with handgun, shotgun and sword, are fought back by homeowner and another resident who introduces them to his little friend. Or as they call it in South Carolina, Tuesday
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(47)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Obama: I'm sorry that my State of the Union milk joke sucked, but I was too busy directing the military to invade Somalia on a hostage rescue mission to write a better one
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(383)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Priest arrested after being found nude from waist down at adult book store. He is risen
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(24)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"And for two hours I had to watch him work my wife into multiple fits, screams, and moans"
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(177)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Free legal advice of the day: You're still trespassing even if you're too drunk to remember you're trespassing
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(7)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Travel back to the war on drugs - circa 1912 - when opium was king
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(47)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Police seized a red-spitting cobra, a puff adder, a uracoan rattlesnake, two false cobras and a small alligator in the apartment." WHY WOULD YOU LIVE WITH SUCH THINGS?
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(66)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One of the largest solar storms in years creates the most spectacular northern lights display ever. Why yes, I can see
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(104)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
If you left 25 pounds of meth in a suitcase at Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport, police would like a word with you
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(65)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
College-educated Quizno's manager spends $135,899 on a psychic before figuring out she might have been duped. "Unfortunately, I put my trust in the wrong person"
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Tue January 24, 2012
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Greatest hero ever creates cognac infused hot dog. Move over Jesus
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(91)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What kind of thing do you consider an immediate deal breaker when you're on a date with someone?
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(769)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
23 year old woman sexually assaults 13 year old boy, and by sexually assaults they mean made him the king of his high school. (With wouldn't say no pic)
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(176)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Italian porn stars to face off in mayoral election. That's one way to cause a rise in the polls (w/ potentially not-safe-for-work pic)
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(74)
 
(Some researcher)
 
 
 
"Answer me: Who taught you how to share your account passwords?" "From you, all right? I learned it by watching you"
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(74)
 
(Lynn Daily Item)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind uses stolen welfare benefits card to purchase $64 worth of soda to get almost $11 in return from the automated can-recycling machine, which she also broke
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(63)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Will Biden do something stupid? Will Boehner cry? Will Obama say anything relevant? It's your Official State Of The Union Address Thread
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(2231)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Q: Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France? A: I don't know, but here's an article about how McDonald's in France doesn't solely serve repackaged corn
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(82)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines forced to reroute several aircraft after massive solar storm. Passengers will have to pay a $75 solar storm handling fee
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(23)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Adorable girl honored for saving her mother's life, albeit a little unconventionally....."I called 911, but first I slapped her with a piece of pizza"
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(35)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these hot horns
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(20)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Most people who think they have food allergies are just allergic to the truth
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(242)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Here's a fun game: type your annual income into the Romneyizer and find out how long it would take ol' Mitt to make it
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(503)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
I'm not really in the mood to make out right now, honey. Can we just yawn instead?
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(24)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Nation's oldest federal judge dies at 104. In other news, there was a 104 year old federal judge
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(72)
 
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Experts say to expect more arrests of people shoving steak down their pants as meat prices skyrocket this year
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(123)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop a Fark mascot. Link goes to fake vintage Japanese ad mascots for inspiration
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(23)
 
(VA.gov)
 
 
 
Department of Veterans Affairs responds to FOIA request by Ancestry.com by providing personal information, service dates and social security numbers of 2,200 not-quite-dead veterans
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(62)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"How to raise the next Steve Jobs." No mention of letting your precious snowflake take LSD and drop out of school to backpack around India
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(202)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
IMF says the eurozone crisis puts us in the "danger zone," or "just the tip" of a broader global economic crisis
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(100)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby bear cubs sound just like ugly ass baby humans
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(23)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
When spray painting the words 'School X-ing' in front of a school, make sure you spell school correctly. "It speaks volumes about the dumbing down of American culture"
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(147)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Gmail has a banner that says "Plastic bags can be reused as bin liners or package stuffing." How does google know I stuff my package?
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(78)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Google could help stop conspiracy theories from spreading. So why don't they? Is that part of a new conspiracy?
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(160)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Cut $50 million from Kentucky's education budget, or cut $43 million for theme park based on literal interpretation of Noah's Ark...decisions, decisions. Bonus: Governor complains about not having enough for education
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(489)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why the Supreme Court ruling on GPS tracking is worse than it sounds
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(130)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Psst...Ahmed, Look out the window, is the carrier gone? You sure? okay. *clears throat* You western Imperialist dogs had better drop your sanctions against Iran if you want to keep using the Straits of Hormuz
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(126)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Food trucks coming to Fark Worldwide HQ. "Bring on the wood-fired pizza, the artisanal ice cream, the Korean barbecue, the Hawaiian sliders, the curbside comfort food"
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(78)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson arrested in Moscow subway for stealing wallet from passenger
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(30)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you suspect a teenager of ding-dong-ditching you, firing your handgun in the air and then holding him prisoner at gunpoint until the police arrive is not a measured response
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(110)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Jilted lover discovers new use for plastic pink flamingo. No not that kind of use, we're talking more along the lines of a battering ram. With pics
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(29)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Dog fighting, through the eyes of MSNBC: Michael Vick does it: It's horrific, savage, barbaric, cruel, criminal activity. Afghans do it: They're sharing in a noble tradition that dates back hundreds of years
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(162)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists:"So we've run the numbers Tokyo, and you've got about four years before you're destroyed"
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(90)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Hipsters rejoice: your ironic lumberjack beard will no longer exclude you from employment at Disney theme parks
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(42)
 
(Kingsport Times News)
 
 
 
Tennessee DOT says I-81 meets safety standards and those cars flying off the highway into your yard are your own problem
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(55)
 
(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
Feds arrest four East Haven, Connecticut police officers for racial profiling in pre-dawn raid. Includes bonus video of the officers arresting a white reverend for filming them
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(76)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
To combat the winter blues, here's a slideshow of cute dogs in the snow
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(32)
 
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Woman fights off intruder by beating him senseless with a bedpost, gets offers from Yankees, Dodgers
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(26)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British government insists it has a totally innocent explanation for why it bought twice as many Olympic tickets for beach volleyball as for athletics
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(68)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Final Marine pleads guilty in Haditha massacre of 24 Iraqis. Faces up to 3 months confinement, cut in pay, reduction in rank and a sternly-worded letter
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(194)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Man is riding his bike across the country for suicide awareness. Vows to finish the trek or kill himself trying
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(33)
 
(Some Girl)
 
 
 
What will your SOTU drinking game rules be tonight?
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(151)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
66 cats removed from home. Damn beatniks
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(37)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Everything was fine until their 9 o'clock shot, witnesses said. Then he called his brother's girlfriend a whore and the fight was on
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(37)
 
(TG Daily)
 
 
 
Leading researcher says magic mushrooms could treat depression, details results of study involving seven pink unicorns, two rainbow colored Andean mountain goats and a really long chat with Jim Morrison's ghost
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(124)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin man gets nailed for 11th DUI. All you eight & nine DUI perps are just a bunch of pikers
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(104)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
First post
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(963)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Real-life 40-year-old virgin, a theatre manager who has never even kissed a man and vows to remain pure until she marries. With bonus "she'll take that hymen to the grave" pic
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(368)
 
(My Fox Phoenix)
 
 
 
Beer can pyramid costs AZ man his house as "nearly 1,000" cans prevented firefighters from entering his home to extinguish blaze
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