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Sun January 15, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Gaston Gazette)
 
 
 
Guy preps '79 GMC Truck ready in order to bring grandson home in same vehicle he brought his son home in: "I'm really excited we're able to do this"
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(62)
 
(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Man orders a 'Baconator' burger with no bacon. That's the real story here
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(128)
 
(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Wife asks to ride in back of ambulance with dying husband. Is instead left by the side of the road in a blizzard
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(160)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
WELCOME TO THE DOLL'S MOUTH: UK Mom Freaks Out When Talking Barbie Doll Drops The F-Bomb.
 
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Some governments use a police chopper to assist officers on the ground chasing a stolen car. The Dutch use F-16s
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(71)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop a man, a plan, and a canal
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(17)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
"8-Year-Old Boy Paralyzed By Bullet Not Slowing Down". Oh sure, blame the bullet
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(78)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Gay filmmaker who shot "It Gets Better" video last month decides that it doesn't
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(464)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother of eleven refuses to claim benefits
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(102)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
The rising number of hazing incidents--including a recent one where wrestlers sodomized teammates with jump rope--are worrying coaches. Not because it's illegal and disgusting, but because it sullies the storied history of their teams
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(55)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The dumbest things Floridians have ever seen their fellow drivers do. "She was eating a bowl of cereal and applying makeup simultaneously"
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(181)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
What's Causing One of the Driest, Warmest Winters in History? Here comes the Scientific American
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(126)
 
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Create an alternate cover for a classic novel. LGT inspiration
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New 20 mph sign with radar speed display has one question on driver's minds: will the sign blow up if I hit 100?
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(143)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In an effort to isolate themselves from everybody, Iran says that any OPEC country that tries to increase oil production to offset any Iranian oil embargo will be considered an "unfriendly act"
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(168)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
US Coast Guard Cutter Healy and Russian Tanker Renda moor off of Nome, Alaska, ready to deliver the fuel to rescue a desperate town. Perhaps with this gesture, in the future, the two nations may become friends
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(198)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
I scream, you scream, YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. NOW SHADDUP AND GIVE ME MORE ALCOHOLIC ICE CREAM
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(49)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Ugly ass sea otter pups born at Seattle Awwwquarium
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(47)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Detained at Guatanamo: An innocent man recounts his painful and perplexing stint at Guantanamo. Here come the excuses
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(434)
 
(Kentucky forward)
 
 
 
"Drew Curtis makes Farking an art form, propelling quirky humor to national fame"
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(146)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
RIAA on SOPA outrage: "It sure seems like the deck is stacked to ensure no meaningful or balanced debate occurs on an issue that is very important to American jobs and our economy"
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(336)
 
(WOIO 19 Action News)
 
 
 
Missing teen found at the last place investigators thought to look: The library
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(45)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah's top law enforcement officer accused of plagiariz...er, stealing intellectual property in support of SOPA. Damages estimated at about 28 billion dollars by MPAA/RIAA mathematicians
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(46)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this swan, lake
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(36)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Leading health expert says that moms' habits in the 1950s launched the obesity epidemic of today. Curse you June Cleaver
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(183)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Truck crash kills over 200 sheep, according to drowsy workers
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Third-grader Matthew Asselin owns Ferris Bueller's absence record with a monster 53 days out due to "illness"
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(111)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Normally, Subby would rather pull his own hair out than spend time with a chatty, 9 year-old third grade girl. But then there's this one. She knits hats for kids who don't get to pull their hair out, and I'll do whatever she says
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Sat January 14, 2012
(Memphis Commercial Appeal)
 
 
 
Police feel they did nothing wrong by interrogating a 12 year old for hours with the camera "accidentally" turned off and getting to confess to a crime he denied doing before and after the "confession"
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(314)
 
(LAist)
 
 
 
Snap, Crackle, Arrrrggg
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Royal Navy captures 13 pirates. This is not a repeat from 1745
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(60)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Teen atheist showered with Christian love
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(910)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man on a mop
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(32)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Two middle-schoolers use stolen passwords to erase class information and send out "poorly written pornographic e-mails." There were some subject-object problems and they did it Chicago style instead of MLA
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(83)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop these men of vast reading
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Man and woman have consensual sex. Still not news: He's married. FARK: She is suing him for 'Seductive Damages'
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(168)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
US Department of the Interior agrees to change quote on the MLK Memorial after Maya Angelou points out he never said it
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(153)
 
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
"Court finds state violated Bigfoot's right to free speech." Then it gets weird
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(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Need a CT scan but you're a wee bit too large for the hospital equipment? Well there's always the zoo. Moooove along folks nothing to see here
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(120)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Art teacher arrested for teaching broad strokes to 16-year-old student. Where were the teachers like this back when... oh, wait
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(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thanks in large part to the efforts of your sister-in-law, the US is now the biggest consumer of wine in the world
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(88)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Wait a minute. You mean in real life terrorists really do attach cheap plastic alarm clocks to their bombs?
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(58)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Another family discovers they can't afford the power bills or the property tax on the big new home built for them in an "Extreme Makeover" episode
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(215)
 
(Some Girl)
 
 
 
Caption this presidential hopeful and his weapon of choice
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(53)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
How to roast your own coffee beans: First, buy a roaster. Then buy some coffee beans. Next roast the beans for ten minutes at 383-degrees if you want cinnamon roast, but 410-degrees if you want... awww, screw this, I'm going to Starbucks
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(129)
 
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
If only they were all this easy. Man robs bank, hails cab & then calls 911 to turn himself in. That he's homeless and it was 14 degrees the previous night probably had nothing to do with it
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(43)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Juror says one-legged, Bentley-driving, Rolex-wearing millionaire vs. stripper, vegan chef and expert in tantric massage was "an interesting case"
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you would like a Russian Mars probe, this weekend could be your unlucky day
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(25)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Plastic Pulverizing Primate
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(33)
 
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
One hurt in crash outside Coca-Cola plant. Police speculate the driver of the Mello Yello car was Fantasizing about Mr. Pibb before the car was Crushed
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(37)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
28-pound cat up for adoption. He's large and in charge this Caturday
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(1053)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Today's news story that is definitely not propaganda planted by the DEA as part of the War on Drugs: "Woman Injects 'Bath Salts,' Loses Arm To Flesh-Eating Bacteria"
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(179)
 
(Richmond Times-Dispatch)
 
 
 
So baseball bats and hot grease it is then? Very well . . . EN GARDE
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Missing algebra teacher found dead -- investigators looking to solve for why, query ex
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(73)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man turns on bathroom faucet, dies suddenly. Is discovered three weeks later. Of course the city wants the $500 for the water used during that time, what do you think?
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(107)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Two men charged after fatal race between snowmobile, pickup and ATV. The snowmobile lost, by the way
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(35)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Have you ever been at a zoo and had the feeling that the ostriches were checking you out? Turns out, they were
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(90)
 


Fri January 13, 2012
(Appleton Post Crescent)
 
 
 
Apparently, there can be such a thing as too much cowbell. At least, according to the Oshkosh Police Department
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(48)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Why the United States needs to take pennies out of circulation. They're disgusting, annoying, smelly things that have no place in modern society
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(219)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Sometimes, you just have to send a lawyer a sketch of a t-rex waiving a white flag
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(51)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
...and does not the Bible say, in Genesis 2:2, "And on the seventh day, He got drunk, climbed a tree, and shot at some deer"?
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(27)
 
(Telegraph)
 
NewsFlash
 
Cruise Ship Captain: "We're on a collision course, please divert 15 degrees North". Response: "Recommend you divert your course, this is a Lighthouse. Your call"
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(579)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Despite gays in the military, cussing on television, violent video games, and declining church attendance, smitings are at record low levels
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(54)
 
(St. George Spectrum)
 
 
 
We all know it can be a chore to check how well your handgun has held up over the years, but walking around a densely populated urban area randomly firing your .38 is cutting a few too many corners
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dog saves owner's life from abusive boyfriend. Battered women's shelter takes in both. Spiffy tag standing in because Hero tag has something in its eye
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(160)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
New theme restaurant in Tokyo offers 500-calorie lunches. Sounds yummy, I'll take three
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bad hat
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(25)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Party Chicago - 14 JAN - Lincoln Tap Room - 7pm
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(140)
 
(Some Nanny)
 
 
 
Couple clears weeds and trash from public land near their home. Does the city a) thank them b) reward them or c) tell them to buy a license for the work or put the weeds back?
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(111)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Nice: 7-year old boy loves to swim. Cool: He swims competitively and is a finalist for national prize. Fark: He has no legs and only one arm
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(62)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Stationery chain offers porn-themed products in back-to-school sale. Who could possibly have a problem with that?
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(25)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Lawmaker wants to make it illegal for people to wear pajamas in public
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(194)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man sentenced for trying to bury girlfriend alive in cardboard. He should have been thinking outside the box
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(44)
 
(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
Man faces felony after breaking into girl's dorm. "He also said he had drank four beers at a fraternity earlier, but police didn't say which one". Subby will take a guess here and say Genny Cream Ale
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(89)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S. efforts in Afghanistan finally beginning to bear fruit as opium profits jump 133%, now comprise 9% of country's GDP. USA USA USA
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(96)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japanese department store is very f*ckin' sorry about huge posters advertising massive f*ckin' sale
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(79)
 
(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
Cops in uniform caught meeting up in empty parking lot and playing football. (with pics) Some people have a problem with this
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(83)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Buy $15 worth of wooden crates at The Russian Container Store and receive 79 free Kalashnikov rifles
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(75)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Blade Runneresque scene
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(37)
 
(CF News 13)
 
 
 
Man accused of choking swan at lake. This is not a euphemism
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(50)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Van der Sloot extends Peruvian vacation till 2039
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(116)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Sixty completely unusable stock photos
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(305)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Woman claims she cared for and fed all 82 dogs on a regular basis. Plus, her lawn probably looks awesome
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(28)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Out, out, baby
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(53)
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
Cousins go to house to smoke pot, the guy that tagged along discovers a stash of guns, opens fire on occupants with their own guns, owner returns fire but is killed, police give chase, car crashes, cops shoot all three. The Aristocrats
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(94)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Woman says her fake penis got her fired from her job.... big deal lady, my real one has gotten me fired from at least a dozen
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(91)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Fark Weird News Quiz. Delightfully pantyhose-free
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(28)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
McDonald's to start putting books in Happy Meals, instead of toys. "I'll take fat and well-read over skinny and illiterate any day"
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(88)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Younger, less educated, underpaid Americans are the group most likely to fall for schemes of digital criminals peddling fake charities, rogue antivirus software or myriad other cons." Ah, the salt of the earth. You know...morons
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(111)
 
(Hartlepool Mail)
 
 
 
When you're Dyke House, and you install unisex toilets for secondary school kids, you better be ready for parental butthurt, lickety-split
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(56)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Catholic German priest admits to 280 counts of being a Catholic priest
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(112)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Is there a way to unstretch pantyhose by washing them or something? I don't want my wife yelling at me again
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(612)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Headline asks: "I like to watch women watch men fight. Am I normal?" Answer: No. You are not. Normal is being a man who likes to watch two oiled women fight in a tub of jello. While men watch
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(57)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
♫ Spider-Man ♫ Spider-Man ♫ Gets stuck in a vent 'cause he can ♫ He is drunk off his ass ♫ No, his skills aren't first class ♫ WATCH OUT ♫ We caught the Spider-Man ♫
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(33)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
US warning of terror threat in Bangkok, believe it could happen anywhere, be it bars, temples, or 'massage parlors, even chess matches
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(64)
 
(Jacksonville Daily News)
 
 
 
Jailed man accused of hiding handgun in rectum. Damn near killed him
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(40)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
New documents reveal Osama bin Laden was a huge American Idol fan. Proof positive that American Idol is a threat to American values
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(38)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Newly released FBI files show that the in 2000's they were preparing a massive RICO case against an organization involved in gun-running, money laundering, drugs, and car-jackings. Was it: A) The mafia? B) MS-13? or C) The Wu-tang Clan?
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Rep. Lamar Smith, author of SOPA legislation, is a copyright violator
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(92)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
US aid to Sudan helps....helps fund genocide
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(34)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Target shopping cart victim was just "mostly dead"
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(64)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Natalee Ann Holloway, dead at age 25
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(123)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
They can take away my bacon when they pry it from my cold, cancer-ey pancreas
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(29)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Judge Sunshine rains on divorced mother's FaceTime with her son
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(43)
 
(WTAM)
 
 
 
Check please
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(32)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists now able to show what goes on inside the mind of the average Farker
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(56)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Taxi crashes into auto repair shop. That's convenient
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(13)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Pirates In Outboard Skiff:0 Spanish Warship:1
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(142)
 
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Man takes mug shot completely covered in white powder. This is why you don't let your unemployed second cousin guard the stash
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(46)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mortuary fire incinerates hundreds... in other news, mortuary employees set for week off
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(31)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Not news: College student gets drunk after consuming ten drinks. Fark: And then breaks into a museum and tries to steal a claw from the real 20-foot skeleton of a giant ground sloth
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(48)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Up next on Man vs. Food Adam takes the 'marijuanapeños' challenge. It's too damn hot to eat but you just can't stop
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Federal Judge, who's gonna need surgery to remove his palm from his face, orders RI public HS to remove "School Prayer" mural, rejecting the schools argument that the mural was "purely secular"
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(330)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Man charged with posing as a dentist and performing illegal dentistry, which caries a stiff penalty
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(32)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bank robbers, car crashes, citizen delivering a smackdown, high school lockdown, highway closure, traffic nightmare, a robot and an explosion, or as it's called in San Jose, CA "Thursday"
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(24)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
After documentary exposes disabled children in Turkey are tied to their beds all day and not fed, Turkish government springs into action and charges the Duchess of York with violating the privacy of children
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(107)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Coppers clip two more over Comber murder, still looking for tips before the scene is completely barren. It's the style of good policework
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(4)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
If you're so smart, why ain't you hot? Well: 2u + 1/2(2u) + 1/4(2u) + 1/8(2u) + 1/16(2u) + ... = 4u
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(179)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Gleision fund reaches £970,000, will soon go to the moon
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(15)
 
(Some Guy With Ill-Fitting Gloves)
 
 
 
OJ deemed safe. That is, of course, unless your last name is "Brown" or "Goldman"
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(21)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Monkeys love boobies, too
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(54)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
It's Friday the 13th, a day in which close to one billion dollars is lost from people missing work because too scared to leave their homes, losses to airlines from fear of flying, and mirror breakage
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(94)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're a top official in the Game and Fish Department, you probably shouldn't take your friends out on illegal bear hunts
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(30)
 
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Coach's husband admits setting up video camera to spy on volleyball team's slumber party. I'D DO IT AGAIN. AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, I'D DO IT AGAIN
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(107)
 
(Bismarck Tribune)
 
 
 
50-year-old news anchor with more than 20 years experience is shocked to discover she's being replaced by her 26-year-old female co-anchor
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(88)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two Frenchmen use metal detectors to search WWI battlefields for lost dog tags. However instead of selling them to collectors they search for descendants of the soldiers who lost them. "Vive la France"
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(78)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Police find no evidence of an explosion in Derry, but that standpipe didn't collapse on its own
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(51)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you sell a broken car, you are a douche, if you sell a broken monkey, you go to jail
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(17)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dominic Strauss-Kahn's defense: "At these parties, people were not dressed, and I defy you to tell the difference between a naked prostitute and any other naked woman"
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(54)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
That woman with two vaginas? Yeah, she visits sex clubs with her husband, can do rare QVDA
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(157)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man's moves
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(27)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
"So I figured, when's the next time I'm going to be in Dayton, Ohio?"
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(102)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
17-year-old boy goes to school dressed as a girl. Yes, some people have a problem with this (w/pics)
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(192)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
At your university, professors have minor spats about academic matters. At Oxford University, they just straight up murder their rivals
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(49)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
ᘃ ᘣ ᘣ ᘣ = £1,000
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(56)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Dwarf left paralyzed and Grumpy after being thrown by Dopey drunk. Doc tells him he may need a wheelchair, so he's not Happy
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(43)
 
(WMCTV)
 
 
 
Memphis man ignores ages old rule, brings sledge hammer to gunfight
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bed Bath & Beyond pulls tissue holders from market because of glowing reviews. And by glowing, they mean they're made with Cobalt 60
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(80)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Ohio Highway Patrol: We don't want the speed limit raised on interstates raised to 70 because it might cut into ticket revenue...err, "because it diminishes traffic safety"
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(162)
 


Thu January 12, 2012
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Home invasion suspect located hiding in dryer, lemony fresh
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(26)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago, an unlucky group of airline passengers went swimming in the Potomac River instead of Florida. Here's why all of aviation is now safer for it
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(102)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Cool: High school students write letters, thanking Muslim leader for explaining Islam to class. Fark: Christian family association sends over 3,500 emails, condemning Muslim leader's visit
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(233)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Lupus Research Institute launches bold global research initiative to uncover the root causes of why it's not lupus
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(45)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Labor Department offers $20 million in grants for organizations to help former prisoners find work so they can get their lives back in order. Surprisingly even Fox News doesn't have a problem with this
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(77)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Say there, Mr. Law-Abiding Citizen, having trouble finding work? Can't even get a crappy job in a call center? Maybe it's because companies are using inmates to fill positions at $0.50/hour
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(270)
 
(Some Slithy Tove)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Illustrate lines from the poem Jabberwocky by Lewis Carroll
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(34)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Iran: "Our nuclear scientists are randomly asploding." USA: "Wasn't us." Israel: "I understand there has been a problem with suicides among the scientists, LOL"
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(265)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
FOR VICTORY.. Daleks invade NASA in disguise
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(116)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Vow: Allow snow plow tow now
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(60)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New York City health department has found their newest spokesperson against the dangers of super-sizing: a diabetic amputee. Naturally, some people have a problem with this. Mostly, though, they work for fast food companies
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(127)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Theme: If Don Draper made ads for Internet companies
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(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Museum of Sex is seeking a hard working individual endowed with...hey THERE'S A MUSEUM OF SEX
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(100)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
This one time at band camp, I stuck my $10,000 flute in a taxi
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(70)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fort Myers: a hop, skip, jump, and Devil's Chair away from Guantanamo Bay
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(101)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Cops. It's what's for dinner
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(67)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
By the way, has anybody seen Ichabod?
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(65)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times public editor is "looking for reader input on whether and when New York Times news reporters should" do their damn jobs
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(140)
 
(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
"He kept trying to get his gloves off and saying he was going to shoot me, but I don't think he had a gun, so I just kept punching him"
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(133)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Resistance is futile
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(28)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Just to remind you, if your crack dealer sells you sugar instead of the desired product, let it go. Calling 911 isn't going to help
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(26)
 
(Greek Reporter)
 
 
 
Mouse gets to fly to Oslo, solo. Crew members hunt in desperation, a rope ends it
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(25)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Karen, take it easy... I love you. You know I love you. Be careful, baby. Don't. Just put it down. You're all I want, Karen. Please put the gun down
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(56)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
You can go ahead and close the voting for mugshot of the week
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(63)
 
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Drunk, high on meds and going 100 miles per hour the wrong way down the interstate is no way to go through l- holy crap, did she really do that? And she lived? Wow. At this point I'm just impressed
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(111)
 
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Remember that study that showed red wine was good for you? Yeah, turns out the 'researcher' made it all up. Besides, everyone knows hard liquor is the key to healthy living
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(95)
 
(Some Canuck)
 
 
 
Canadian government to replace mouthwash with vodka. Their best idea since EVER
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(81)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who knows the kids who were stabbed during lunch break at Ferris High School
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(49)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The mere existence of the $1,500 business card
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(149)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Female teacher plays "Words With Friends" with student, both agree on the phrase 'hook-up'
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(65)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
If you can tell the difference between a kidney and a liver, there's a surgeon in Wales who could do with some remedial training
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(23)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Nuclear fear has nothing to do with the cold war, Chernobyl, 3 Mile Island or Fukushima. It's James Bond's fault. Your dog wants a dry martini, shaken not stirred
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(71)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Putin is 'too busy' to participate in presidential debates, also he can't find his shirt
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(26)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You'll be happy to know that the three-second rule also applies to human hearts
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(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know who else liked brunettes?
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(54)
 
(WGRZ Buffalo)
 
 
 
High school girls get a motherf**king mysterious disorder that's very similar to Tourette's Syndrome
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(80)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Finally, we can stop using the Sonic-Care Toothbrush for sex
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(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You feeling great right now because a girl just walked up to you and hugged you, but seriously, check your pockets
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(39)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
10 Goto Hospital; 20 Get Legionnaires; 30 Goto 10;
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(64)
 
(Kinston Free Press)
 
 
 
La Grange man trapped in car wash for 36 hours, HAW HAW HAW
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(53)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Comcast's Lawyers: "We think SOPA is just the bestest idea ever ever." Comcast's Technical Experts: "Uh, it's unpossible for us to be SOPA compliant." Now what, Beeyotches?
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(180)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Three arrested over Comber murder. Cops say the scene was hairy
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(11)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Casey Anthony says her computer was hacked. Cops tell her they'll begin searching for suspects in about 31 days
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(137)
 
(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
If your erection lasts more than 4 hours you went to the wrong penis tattoo artist
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(64)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Man calls 911 while in taxi and claims he's being kidnapped to avoid paying cab fare. Because this is Florida, he makes seven more 911 calls when the first fails and gets his drunk self thrown in jail
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(4)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
I, for one, am appalled by the way the lingerie models paraded half-naked around the art gallery, and to show my outrage, will only watch the video alone in the basement 7 more times
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(138)
 
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Protip: When planning a car-jacking, be sure to pick a car with a full gas tank
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(11)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
New book claims that BDSM isn't so bad. Not that your girlfriend won't still think you are weird for asking for a spanking while wearing a latex body suit
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(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
God bless topless bars...and women
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(412)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Protip: After stealing baseball and sports memorabilia, don't offer to sell them back to the person you stole them from in the first place
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(9)
 
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Kathleen Edward, the Michigan girl who was taunted by her neighbor, passes away at nine years old
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(311)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
medIa insiSts they'Re bAffled, have no idEa who is going after nucLear scientists
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(164)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The latest simple snack to be ruined by foodie hipsters: the marshmallow
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(197)
 
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
The Lincoln MKZ concept received a smoking hot reception at the Detroit Auto Show
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(77)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You always pay full price for the first. The second's just a little bit cheaper. But after that...hey, bargain city
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(51)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Grandma got run over by a white tail..Walking on the lot one Thursday Eve
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(22)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Workers at the headquarters for parking giant Central Parking anger locals by taking all their on-street parking
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(74)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
White whale defends decision to kill hammerhead sharks
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(122)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The name's Bond. James Bond. My friends call me Harriette
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(33)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop ESOC
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(30)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Hulk ROB
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(27)
 
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Sir, you've been in an accident and skinned your knee, so we're rushing you to the emergency room. IT'S THE LAW
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(121)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Burn those biscuits? That's a cleaverin'
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(36)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Couple walking on the beach capture the Loch Ness babby
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(27)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
In this week's enthralling episode of "Muslim in 'Merika," we meet a Connecticut college student hunted down by the FBI after her school reported her as a terrorist for making a sexual harassment claim
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(122)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
When you hear the traffic in the tunnel below you has been stopped, you might want to STOP DRILLING
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(39)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
What could be worse than lying, paralyzed, in a hospital bed in India? Rats
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(60)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
NYC subway workers launch "Rate My Rat" website. Upload your pic today
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(71)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
School districts' requirement that all students wear "health monitors" 24/7 that record their every move and vital statistic is not a repeat from 1984
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(77)
 
(ACLU)
 
 
 
ACLU: 92% of Gitmo detainees were never Al Qaeda. 86% turned over to coalition forces for a bounty. Youngest was 13. Oldest was ... 98. Over 200 FBI Agents reported abusive treatments. Bush released 532 prisoners. Obama: 68. 171 left
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(178)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
First they came for the smokers and I didn't speak up because I don't smoke
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(231)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Honey, you KNOW a Porsche can't fly. Neither will the fighter jet I bought instead. But at least the Sun is here...honey?
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(45)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 349: "Bacon". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(83)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
When taken together, the three most disconcerting words in the English language are ... Maximum. Security. Shampoo
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(29)
 


Wed January 11, 2012
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BBC lists the world's coolest movie theaters. Unless you live in Texas, or New York.. yours isn't on the list
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(112)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
US Amish say not guilty in beard-cutting attacks. Wait, what happened to Katie Holmes???
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(43)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pro skateboarder thinks he was the Hulk when he went on naked wild hotel rampage, blames booze and drugs
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(42)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Graffiti artist tagged by train
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(103)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
The next time some guy from Buffalo claims he has a Michelangelo painting stashed under his couch, you might not want to drag him to the mental hospital just yet
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(37)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Dear Mr. Kotter: Please excuse Juan for being absent from class. He was busy helping the National Investigation Agency bust a fake note gang. Signed, Epstein's Mother
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(37)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"World's smallest frog discovered" It's so cute you'll croak
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Bomb Explosion Destroys Bridge in Sulu." OH MY
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(35)
 
(Some Cat Owner)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: "Why yes, I do have a cat. How could you tell?" (LGT inspiration)
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(59)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Washington State Supreme Court to rule on landmark case "Emotionally Distressed Cop vs. Burger King Employee Who Spit In His Whopper"
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(78)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet the woman who lost her virginity twice. You'd hit it. And again
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(203)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Video apparently shows U.S. Marines urinating on bodies of dead Taliban fighters. Naturally, some people are pissed off about this
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(295)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You kids don't know how easy you had it. When I was your age, I had to walk 20 miles uphill to a two-room schoolhouse with a 4' by 6' "scream room" where they would put the retarded kids. And we LIKED it
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(84)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Crab soup recalled for containing crab
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(30)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pakistan plans Operation Closing the Barn Door
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(9)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Korea reportedly punishing those who didn't sufficiently mourn the permed pygmy of Pyongyang
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(64)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Stripper jailed for banging man who refused to pay
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(177)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
New Orleans elementary school on lockdown after gunman enters building to hide from police
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(60)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this corridor cleaning
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(37)
 
(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
Home Depot greeter who had face bit off by Shih Tzu wins settlement that helps her with A) facial reconstruction surgery, B) psychological treatments or C) trip to Disney with her daughter. Also, a pitbull
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(246)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Unemployed geology major suing British government for making her serve two-week retail internship to keep her benefits, says stacking shelves is a violation of her special snowflake rights
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(381)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you need ideas for the bedroom tonight, do you c) ask a German football team?
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(54)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
It turns out cleansing women of the devil through acts of sexual intimacy may be illegal
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(127)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Dawn: Strong enough to move even the largest Interstate highway bridge, yet gentle on your hands. ...wait, what?
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(97)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When subby has his heart attack he wants these three soccer moms to assist. (With pic of what soccer moms should always look like)
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(98)
 
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
There's dumb and then there's selling pot on the county courthouse lawn dumb
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(29)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Cancer Barbie lets kids in on the fun of radiation and chemotherapy
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(60)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
There's been a huge rise in the number of civilians killed or wounded by gunfire as a result of quasi-military police raids, which is naturally leading police to question the tactic. Fark: Because cops might get hurt, too
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(133)
 
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Porn company wants to bring military families closer by distributing a thousand dildos to the military wives
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(180)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cash strapped parents ignore lump on kid's neck. "It was painless and didn't bother him". In other news, apparently lymphoma is painless
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(221)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Quite clearly, some people's attitudes towards tribal peoples haven't moved on a jot. The Jarawa are not circus ponies bound to dance at anyone's bidding." "OOTINI"
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(45)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
News: US Energy companies are fined $6.8 million for not using a specific biofuel in their gasoline and diesel blends. Fark: The ingredient, cellulosic biofuel, does not exist
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(104)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
It's okay to object to the prosecutor's line of questioning in court, just not with a gun
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(14)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The 30 best taco-related crimes ever
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(59)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Supreme Court to ABC attorney arguing FCC case: "Can you prove that public nudity isn't always indecent?" Attorney points upward, to impressive collection of bare asses carved into frieze ringing Supreme Court chamber
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(253)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: cell phone goes off during NY Phil orchestra concert. News: for five straight minutes. Fark: and continued ringing even after the conductor stopped the orchestra and asked the man with the offending phone "are you finished?"
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Polish prosecutor who shot self on Monday during a press conference had an $800,000 bounty on his head and wanted to prevent military prosecutors from being replaced by civilians
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(27)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
First they came for the nail clippers and I didn't speak out. Then they came for the sippy cups and I was silent. Then they came for the virus tainted civet cat and I said nothing because I like Chinese restaurants
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Tonight on Real Churchwives of Kansas: Pastor Joe marries second wife while still married to first, after first wife used online cheating site to profess love for another man. Jesus
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of "The Supremes vs. America," where the Black-Robed Cabal declares arbitration clauses are people, too
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(107)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Without a trace of irony, Pakistan's military issues a statement warning of "grave consequences" in reponse to a statement by the Pakistani prime minister accusing the military of violating the country's constitution
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother-of-six saves her own life by coughing up a cancerous tumor, ham sandwich, half a chicken and assorted bon-bons
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(76)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Has the Mayan Apocalypse claimed its first victims?
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(66)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Not news: man busted with meth. News. In Jakarta. Fark: $34 million worth of meth
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(49)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Occupy wall street allowed back in Zucotti park "until they do something stupid"......This just in, Occupy Wall Street has been removed from Zucotti park
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(65)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Suicidal Xbox factory workers talked out of entering red ring of death
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(54)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man rescued from pasta machine will knead immediate help for stretch marks
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(27)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Credit card skimmers make off with treasure in Sierra Madre. Suspects include a bearded man in a beat-up fedora and a Mexican man in a giant hat who claimed to be a law enforcement officer but refused to show a badge
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Man stranded at sea is rescued because of his SpongeBob Squarepants boardshorts. "When I stood up and started waving I had them on my head"
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(15)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Remember ladies, rough sex and hanging laundry voids your breast implant warranty
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(81)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Headline: Sold For Sex, in Our Backyards. Ewwwww
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(109)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is finally over as Southern Indiana limestone workers end their strike. Finally, we can buy some fresh limestone again. Build limestone houses and furniture. Drive limestone cars
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(51)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Rare color photographs from Germany in the 1930s discovered, but inept film developer appears to have emphasized almost exclusively black, red, and white in all the shots. Some people can't get anything reich
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(75)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
If you're a NYC teacher trying to get time off by faking a jury duty note, it's probably a good idea to use a calendar and spell checker
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(51)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Head of Russian Space Agency isn't blaming its recent string of accidents and failures on foreign sabotage. He's just asking questions
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(34)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
When it comes to a pedestrian or some guy on a bike, the right of way goes to the one with the biggest knife
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(13)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Another Iranian nuclear scientist has car trouble
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(548)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Betty Davis knows just what it takes to make a bomb squad pro blush
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(24)
 
(Utah Daily Herald Extra)
 
 
 
If you have an outstanding warrant for rape, you may want to avoid flirting with a uniformed police officer
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(190)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
What do you do if you're annoyed that a waiter (at your wife's request) has brought the bill sooner than you prefer? Well, if you're an equity firm CEO/corporate raider, you break the waiter's ring finger, of course
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(152)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Woman is upset by Judge Judy, so she does the only logical thing and assaults her domestic partner with a hammer
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(50)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"And he hits the kid a couple of times. The boy is crying. He picks him up and throws him overboard. They are in the middle of a harbor, and there is a lot of boat traffic"
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(56)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Michigan man used to be alive, then he took an arrow to the chest
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(53)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
U.S. Army chaplains fingered for military sexual assaults
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(55)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bangladesh 'war crimes mastermind' arrested, taunted with food
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(7)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Bikini-wearing Chinese bodyguards in training. 許多美麗的乳房
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(97)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Arrested man climbs out of back seat, steals town's only squad car, radios in to HQ asking where the cigarette lighter and key to handcuffs are. All this and more on the next episode of "Blues Brothers in Mayberry"
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(18)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Boy snags giant crayfish suitable for Christmas dinner, your nightmares
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(75)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate
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(9)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boners BBQ - where you are cordially invited to go f*ck yourself
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(89)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
North Korea rejects "we'll give you food if you don't make nukes" offer, thus marking the first time Kim Jong-un ever turned down an offer of food
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(98)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Taking "until death do us part" a little too seriously: newly-married couple commits suicide after argument
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(68)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Town in Alaska buried under 15 feet of snow faces shortages of snow shovels, food, fuel and common sense for living there anyway
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(103)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Think your mom's basement is small? Try living in a four-foot by two-foot rabbit hutch
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(109)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Woman given tea and toast instead of an orange. Naturally, all hell breaks loose
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(73)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
This just in: Campaign signs no longer work
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(103)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
"Marijuana smokers performed better on tests of lung function compared to nonsmokers and cigarette smokers" Put that in your pipe and smoke it
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(389)
 


Tue January 10, 2012
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Motorist runs into bowling ball left on street...ruins frame, requires spare
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(48)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman fakes daughter's death to go to Costa Rica. Employers became suspicious by different fonts on forged death certificate. DAMN YOU COMIC SANS
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(73)
 
(CBS DC)
 
 
 
Gay marriage bills are so passé, gay divorce bills are the new cause célèbre for Washington DC
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(126)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
TV chef apologizes for stealing cheese. Frankly, my dear, I don't give edam
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(71)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
I saw 4,000 turtles seized
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(45)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Detroit to Daytona hitchhiker
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ready for Fark headline: Toy Recall Nightmare: Build-a-Bear Has Evil Eyes
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(67)
 
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Oooooh... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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(44)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Woman with gun stuffed in bra busted in Arizona
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(74)
 
(Remote Sensing Guy)
 
 
 
State Department of Transportation archaeologists forced to use ground penetrating radar and magnetometers to dispute findings of man holding coathangers
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(102)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Police find 23 pounds of marijuana in man's car after he collides with a deer and doesn't stop. With "Dude, wait what?" mugshot
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(71)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
I'm not saying Iran brought down the American RQ-170 spy drone with flying saucers and force fields... but it was flying saucers and force fields
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(87)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Have four or more drinks 4 times a month? Congratulations, you're part of the epidemic of American binge drinkers that a new CDC study has just discovered. EVERYBODY *hic* PANIC
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(286)
 
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Well, that's your problem, right there
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(80)
 
(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Doomsday Clock moved a minute closer to midnight, proving even atomic scientists aren't immune to 2012 hysteria
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(97)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
17-year-old boy picked up by cop outside Motel 6. Then, 17-year-old boy was picked up by cop outside Motel 6
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News: Michigan Treasurer says Detroit to run out of money by May. Other News: Detroit still has money
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(88)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Today's image of the Virgin Mary appearing to Floridians is brought to you by Hamburger Mary's restaurant
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(59)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Man who passed around pro-KKK fliers in his neighborhood says they were meant to educate, not intimidate
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(155)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
We won't be able to get your car fixed today because we need to order the parts. And by order the parts I mean we'll have to steal pantyhose from a 16-year-old girl
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(56)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Create a "Fark: The Movie" poster
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(27)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In violation of long-established policy, the FAA decides to do the reasonable thing
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(54)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The hottest cheerleader on each NBA team. Sure, it's a slideshow, but it's a slideshow of hot cheerleaders
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(191)
 
(Beaumont Enterprise)
 
 
 
Unable to find a teacher to molest him, one student opts for the 57-year-old registrar
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(46)
 
(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
As a paramedic, you're trained in various ways to revive an unconscious patient. Pinching her breasts is not one of them
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(74)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Baby born inside-out. That must have been one hell of a birth canal
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(95)
 
(Entertainmentwise)
 
 
 
I don't know what the hell a "dubstep" is but apparently it's making an album with Justin Bieber
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(159)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Peoria schools consider replacing full-time custodians with outsourced part-timers, including high school students working weeknights from 5 to 9. "I thought it would be a great opportunity for students to get work experience"
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(225)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey, GI Joe: Where you goin' with that gun in your hand? I'm goin' down to ol' Somalia, to join al-Shabab and defend Islam
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(54)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Terrorists have trained mussels and kelp to attack Canadian navy
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(26)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Women banned from gynecological conference so that they don't accidentally menstruate on any important research
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(146)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle. The cow jumped over the moon. The little dog laughed to see such sport, and for dinner he swallowed a spoon
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(22)
 
(Sunshine Coast Daily News)
 
 
 
It's not news, it's incestuous lesbian pedo rape phone porn
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(141)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"America's detention camp at Guantánamo Bay will have been open for 10 years. For seven of them, I was held there without explanation or charge. During that time my daughters grew up without me"
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(268)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How the threat of Soviet "Loose nukes" was avoided. Apparently, it was the most intense game of shirling ever
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(28)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
US ship rescues Iranian sailors at sea. This is not a repeat from Thursday
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(84)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
While you're out there scraping to make ends meet so you can pay your mortgage, Tiger Woods' ex is building the same $12 million house she just knocked down
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(124)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania plans to make the amount of food stamps that people receive contingent on the assets they possess. You hungry? You gonna need to sell that playstation
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(250)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Feds take down white supremacist twin brothers who fell under the spell of a comely informant with a grenade dangling between her breasts
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(88)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems in the state, Maryland lawmaker wants to legislate fantasy football
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(66)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
We who live in prison, and in whose lives there is no event but sorrow, have to measure time by throbs of pain, and the record of bitter moments
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(65)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Why did the geese cross the road? Because a teen chased them so that they could be run over by his friend in a pick-up
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(64)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Restored Roman helmet unveiled to great acclaim. That's funny: When I tried it, I got put on a sex offender list
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Proposed bill in Israel would make "Godwining" a crime punishable by six months in jail and a $25,000 fine. You know who ELSE like to criminalize unpopular speech?
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(218)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's not going to be a good day when you check your Facebook account and find that your father has you up for sale
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(36)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Syria's Assad promises "iron fist" and reforms, which isn't a contradiction since previously regime had been using "iron fist with spikes"
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(20)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
India reports completely drug-resistant TB. Must've been the curry
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(153)
 
(Philly Burbs)
 
 
 
Headline: "High school boy places genitals on lunch table." But the real story is the photograph the editors chose to run, along with what happens when you click it
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(127)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Using nicotine patches has the same success rate as quitting cold turkey. However, they do give you much better dreams and greatly reduce the homicidal urges
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(128)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Worker found dead in vat at Glenfiddich whisky distillery. Police have not ruled out that alcohol could be a factor in his death
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(121)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
4 guns + 3 men + 2 dead alligators + 1 sugar cane field = Florida tag
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(15)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Passengers on a full bus wouldn't give up their seat to a pregnant woman because in the words of one rider, "She chose to be pregnant"
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(534)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Mancovery from the Mancession has been under way for a while now, but the Womancession, which was never as widely recognized as the Mancession, is only just now starting to lead to a Womancovery
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(48)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman comes face-to-face with six-foot boa constrictor, gets rattled
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(35)
 
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Man calls police to report that someone tried to break into his garage... to steal his marijuana. "Police seized about 25 pot plants, several of them fully matured, and about 14 ounces of processed marijuana"
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(69)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo-hating "skateboard bandit" gets eight years in pound-me-in-the-thrash prison
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(41)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Is that a pearlfish coming out of your ass, or are you just happy to see me?
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(28)
 
(Guyism)
 
 
 
Japanese department store loses its copy of the 7 words you cannot say on television just in time to start a new advertising campaign, w/Not safe for work language poster results (Language is NSFW)
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(75)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
College degree doesn't pay, says blogger/poet
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(276)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If a cop asks you why you have such a large amount of cash, unless you're Huggy Bear don't answer: " I don't have a job, read between the lines"
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(88)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cautious crossing
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(28)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Police: Man Drove Into Flock of Seagulls. Bystander: I ran
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(56)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People get happier as they get older, study reveals. NOW GET OFF MY LAWN
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(79)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Rum manufacturer to give away 101 free tattoos to people with poor decision-making skills
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(167)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
DNA links 1991 killing to Colonial-era family - If thy glove dost not fit, thou must acquit
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(106)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Yes, I will assault the police with a stolen stuffed monkey
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(37)
 


Mon January 09, 2012
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
And the gayest city in America is... Salt Lake City? Really? Was California asleep during the voting?
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(162)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sad: 7-year-old boy has cancer. Cool: Make-A-Wish grants his wish. Freaking awesome: To blow up a building
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(107)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Electric spark from homeowner's refrigerator jumps to a dozen cans of insecticide and redefines "bug bomb"
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(30)
 
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Good news: You weren't drunk at a DUI checkpoint. Bad news: Your car reeked of marijuana
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(102)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Comparing Michelle Obama to Marie Antoinette is racist because someone called her "Your Excellency" on Nickelodeon and Marie Antoinette was African-American. Or something like that
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(410)
 
(Evansville Courier Press)
 
 
 
Good: Kids stay free at local hotel. Bad: Hotel is home to 24 child molesters
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(56)
 
(Big Picture)
 
 
 
Photoshop these coniferous characters
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(20)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Greece rules pedophilia, exhibitionism, and kleptomania disabilities. Qualifies for special parking close to schools, playgrounds, shopping malls
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(79)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Your four-hour stay at the ER will be $20,211. Would you like to use cash, check, or credit card?
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(445)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you think the entire nation has nothing by goodwill for Gabrielle Giffords and her husband, you should read this interview. "Every time I see them on TV it makes me want to vomit"
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(347)
 
(Some Elevated Guy)
 
 
 
Woman rides elevator to Death. Wow, I've never noticed that button before
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(102)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Feds uncover suspected Islamic extremist plot to bomb Tampa; Newsflash and Florida tags dive for cover
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(295)
 
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Dog rescued from shaft. Can you dig it?
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(31)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney, the multimillionaire son of a multimillionaire : "I know what it's like to worry whether you're going to get fired"
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(311)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cops arrest a 25-year-old for writing, 'Justice Equals Liberty' on a sidewalk. In chalk. "Obviously, he had to be stopped"
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