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Sun January 01, 2012
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose
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(88)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Six teenage inventors who changed the world and did more with their lives than any of us will
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(42)
 
(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
Usually moms get drunk after taking the kids to amusement parks instead of at the amusement park
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(35)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fifteen religious predictions for 2012 includes classic Apocalypse occurring if President Obama is reelected
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(104)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Ohh, mmm yeah that's hot...WATCH THE ROAD--screeee
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(24)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How to make U.S. schools world class again
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(476)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Finish this unfinished sketch
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(36)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Fat parents don't want people telling their fat kids they're fat
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(190)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
That would be a "no"
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(66)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Top 10 technology flops of 2011. Suspiciously missing from the list: huge blue buttons marked "SMART" and "FUNNY". Just kidding, Drew
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(186)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Theme: With Christmas over, Photoshop another holiday that doesn't need to be commercialized
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sighing quietly to themselves that they put a man on the moon and now they're reduced to this, NASA patiently explains, yet again, that no, the world is not ending in 2012 and no, there are no such things as invisible space-serpents
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(108)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
101 ways to save money in the new year. "Stop buying stupid crap you don't need" conspicuously absent
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(195)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Happy Ending: Illinois Motorcycles, Bicycles can run red lights under new law
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(143)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Photos: L.A. arson wave grows to about 40 fires. Day 3
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(187)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
City randomly demolishes man's house without any notice or due process, then bills him $40k for the privilege. Then it gets weird
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(96)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
LightBox 365: A Year in Photographs. (Slideshow - sorry) (Caution - Some images are NSFW/Graphic/Disturbing)
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(38)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British government considers limiting subsidized housing to people making under $150,000 per year
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
War Horse: Winston Churchill's mission to rescue the war horses and how he made officials bring tens of thousands of them home
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(58)
 
(Sucks)
 
 
 
Duke might suck, but their annual list of books, movies, and music that WON'T be entering the public domain, due to landmark copyright legislation passed in 1976, will make you think copyright law sucks a teenie bit more
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(121)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Iran produces its first nuclear fuel rod. Happy New Year
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(190)
 
(Some Neutral Party)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago today, the Beatles auditioned for Decca Records--and were turned down. Flame on
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(82)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The nerdy drinking gadgets no self-respecting Farker's mom's basement should be without
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The fine on her is non-negotiable (one carton of beer and a she goat). In the past, she was also immersed in ground charcoal and made to dance nude round the village"
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(42)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
City that paid millions to replace ugly old concrete sidewalks with granite-trimmed brick will pay millions to replace ugly old granite-trimmed brick sidewalks with concrete
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(105)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cancer found in 20 women who had faulty implants. So, still think these abominations are a good idea, ladies?
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(187)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
FDA worried that permanent shortage of Adderall and other ADHD drugs could lead to... OOH PUPPIES
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(178)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Bad manners at the movie theater. Cell phones, seat kickers, dog bringers (?) and "Fragrante delicto: The movie theater is not the lobby at Macy's"
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(196)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Sing a song of sixpence, A pocket full of rye. Several hundred blackbirds, Falling from the sky. Scientists are puzzled why, They're falling from the heavens. All they know is that this ain't A repeat from 2011
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(34)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Officials believe the seismic activity in Ohio may have been triggered by man made interference. No, not your mom falling down, but that was my first thought too
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(76)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The first rule of gunpoint carjacking club is, don't choose a cop. The second rule of gunpoint carjacking club is, choose a getaway driver who can drive
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(24)
 
(Big Picture)
 
 
 
Photoshop these sea-situated sentinels
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(27)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Precious little snowflakes at danger from Gluten-free foods. THINK OF THE CHILDREN
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(136)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Should the World of Toys Be Gender-Free?
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(182)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Another New Year, another 7.0 earthquake for Japan
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(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Swedish woman finds long lost ring, now with one additional karat
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(34)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Man trained as Mayan timekeeper insists world will not end in 2012, reminds you to buy his Mayan dayplanner expansion pack
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(92)
 
(Some TV Guy)
 
 
 
Man with military grade explosives stopped from boarding a United Flight out of Midland, TX. Is it time to panic yet?
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(130)
 


Sat December 31, 2011
(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy New Year everyone -Drew
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(1137)
 
(ACLU)
 
 
 
Goodbye 2011, Hello 1984
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(422)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
ABC News Investigation of the Year ask: What's In Your Egg McMuffin? Answer: Pure American Goodness
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(87)
 
(Lex 18)
 
 
 
When you're already wanted for trying to run over a cop in a stolen truck, don't steal another car and leave behind a third car full of stolen goods (Fark: the second stolen car was my mom's -Mike)
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(30)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Here at Walmart, we aren't experts like those guys at Taco Bell, but we're pretty sure that million dollar bill is fake
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(65)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Now free of rats, Decatur-area restaurant reopens
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(38)
 
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman stacking things
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(23)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
16-year-old boy who has been farking Swedish woman doesn't believe he is a rape victim
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(177)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Midwestern manufacturing industries have enjoyed 28 straight months of increasing revenue and profit, mostly because the 1% have figured out how to more effectively squeeze the balls of the significantly reduced workforce
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(142)
 
(The Windsor Star)
 
 
 
Police ponder public porn problem? Pfft, proliferation protests push puritanical principles. Protecting pre-pubescent progeny praiseworthy, providing poised policy pursued
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(44)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Over the course of a year, the average American consumes nearly 2000 pounds of food. That's a lot of Cheetos and pork rinds
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(95)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Melany is the only person in Seattle harvesting squirrels for protein. In other news, people eat squirrels
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(230)
 
(Some Wishful Thinker)
 
 
 
Photoshop your New Years Resolution (Link goes to Subby's Resolution, regardless of how unlikely he is to succeed.)
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(15)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's not Friday, it's a very special Saturday edition of the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(28)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Professor claims he and his wife were fired because they are Christian-from a Muslim university owned by the king of Dubai-which is in Scotland. Should we be outraged by this or not?
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(97)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
We shall fight at the drive-thru, we shall fight at the tables and by the deep fryer, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the kitchen, we shall defend our Wendy's, whatever the cost may be
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(78)
 
(KeysNet)
 
 
 
Key West -- which writers Ernest Hemingway, Tennessee Williams, Robert Frost, Judy Blume, Robert Stone, Jim Harrison, Maria Bishop, Mark Childress and others have called home -- is down to one bookstore. Sad easily trumps Florida
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(142)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Those organic, small farm, free-range tomatoes you just paid $7.99 a pound for? Yeah, about those
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(209)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Facebook has become as big and powerful as a country, so it's natural that it would need a constitution
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(41)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Allrighty then, H5N1 kills another person. Just tell us when we're supposed to panic
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(74)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
"Hello, 911? I've just been run over...no, I don't need an ambulance, just the police...no, it was just a shopping cart that ran over my foot - I'd like the cops to arrest the woman who did it"
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(70)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Facebook is cited as the reason for a third of all divorces. DO YOU LIKE THIS?
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(161)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If your clothes fly off the roof of your car onto a busy California freeway, just let them go, cause man, they're gone
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(65)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Final year-end voting thread: Best Fark Photoshop contest of 2011
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(32)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teenagers 'going too far' sexually while drunk. Just not with you
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(76)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
The top ten countries who like America (Or, the only places in the world where waving the American flag will less likely get you shot)
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(184)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two men break into a house and want to know "Where's the stuff?" And by stuff, we mean the safe filled with marijuana
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(28)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Injured coyote on the loose at Concord Naval Weapons Station hopes to find weapons better than those offered by ACME
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(14)
 
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
FLDSers pledge to not have sex until their leader, serving a life sentence, is released from prison. Ok guys, we're gonna have to release Warren now, or else the loons will stop breeding
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(118)
 
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Free crack pipes, free crack pipes, see how they smoke, see how they smoke, Vancouver is giving them out for free, to prevent Hepatitis and HIV, did you ever see such a sight as could be, as free crack pipes
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(94)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This New Year's Eve, the Washington Post asks: Who should really be blamed for inflicting Auld Lang Syne upon us?
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(36)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
San Francisco zoo says they were gibbon no warning before thieves broke in and stole one of their monkeys
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(30)
 
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Gunman who doesn't care for the music of Johnny Cash shot a man in Sacramento, just to watch him die. THEN he flees to Reno, where he's captured
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(24)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Put down that third doughnut and read the five reasons your New Year's resolutions will fail
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(51)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Century-old colour photographs that were taken around the world are to be shown to mass audiences for the first time thanks to a BBC Documentary (One NSFW photo)
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(75)
 
(Fark)
 
VideoEdit
 
Fark Photoshopper 2011 Retrospective: Dust off your Looties and post your year end Best of Video
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(31)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
If you're going to bring vodka to school, be like this 13 year old girl and share it
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(31)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Maine shrimp season to be short and difficult, which just goes to show that shrimpin' ain't easy
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(24)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Ahh-hooooooo, Grey wolf in Cali
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(87)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
If your cats eat your hamburger, please don't call 911 to request a replacement. Officials say they suspect alcohol was a factor. Subby thinks it sounds like it's time for the New Year's Eve Caturday thread
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(1377)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Paintings and drawings by U.S. soldiers from WW I to the present. 114 pics. No slideshow
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(58)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Adopted woman, 64, who spent whole life thinking she was an only child discovers she has nine fat, homely siblings living minutes away
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(37)
 
(CBS Tampa)
 
 
 
When you call for an ambulance, it's not supposed to be self serve
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Braking news
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(87)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2011-12-18 to Sat 2011-12-24
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(5)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Although the idea sounds great on paper, in real life if you're a voice teacher you probably shouldn't encourage your female students to strip and touch themselves sexually to help improve their vocal range
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(78)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Our penis shaped building is bigger than your penis shaped building. Ha Ha
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(67)
 


Fri December 30, 2011
(Just A Good Ol' Boy)
 
 
 
TV stunt actor born in 1969, famous for a single stunt known to millions, has lived like a couch on a Georgia porch mostly since. After getting almost as much work done as Joan Rivers, he's ready for a comeback. Too bad he's typecast
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(287)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Drivin' down your freeways / Midnight alleys roam / 19 cars, set on fire / Never saw the arson / So alone, so alone
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(27)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Roger Ebert: "The film industry is losing money because they charge too much and deliver too little." Loud talking and popcorn available to the right
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(297)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Best Korea names Kim Jong-un Supreme Commander, Emperor of Mars, and Grand Poobah of the Water Buffalo
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(80)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Dumb Jock dismissed from jury after sending Facebook friend request to defendant
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Barack Obama traveled to Mars twice in the 1980s
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(202)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit rules that police on the street can't simply PUT A KNIFE TO YOUR GENITALS
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(39)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Quick thinking cashier chases down shoplifter while dressed as a giant fruit
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(25)
 
(JTA News)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Samoa to switch timezones across the international dateline, skipping Friday. Interesting: Rabbis can't decide when Jews on Samoa should observe the Sabbath. Stupid: There is only one Jew on the whole island
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(58)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Drinking so-called "hair of the dog" the morning after a hangover only makes things worse. Who would have thought drinking more booze because you've drank too much booze was a bad thing?
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(105)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Does your cable bill seem higher? Does the sun rise in the East? Is the sky blue?
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(63)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Ol' Calvin Hubbard went to the cupboard to see if he had some booze. When he got there, the cupboard was bare so he hid in the ladies room of a bar until it closed and drank until he passed out
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(10)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Today's big issue: should the homeless be allowed to watch internet porn at the library?
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(107)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this goose grabber
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(15)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If you fooled around over the last 3 years with a guy named David Dean Smith, you better have your HIV status checked pronto. Thousands of you
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(127)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Sales of beets are up, and more restaurants are serving beets than ever, all of this another sign that we are running out of food
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(122)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For the first time since your grandpa was a kid, the US exported more fuel than it imported this year. Let's take a victory lap
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(93)
 
(Verizon)
 
 
 
FCC: "What's this we hear about a $2 convenience fee?" Verizon: "Fee? Oh, you must be talking about my cousin Fee. She owed me $2"
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(126)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
52 year old Bronx prostitute still plying her trade after 30 years, for slightly less time than the typical state legislator (and considerably less money)
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(117)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Spain says their deficit is bigger than expected so they're going to cut taxes and start a war. No, just kidding, they're not that stupid
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(65)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Sam's Club, home of the 40 gallon mayonnaise drum, enormous barrels of pickles, and 50 pound sacks of deep-fried frozen meat substitute nuggets, will now offer health screenings. First recommendation from doctors will be STOP SHOPPING HERE
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(75)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest: Puns and wordplay
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(56)
 
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Police: "We totally have video of the handcuffed suspect choking herself to death, but we're refusing to release it because it mysteriously disappeared after being erased twice and set on fire"
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(74)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
This just in: US Congress clueless, ignorant about SOPA
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(111)
 
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Man who ran his twin down in a car sentenced to 40 years, having sinister goatee shaven off
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(34)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hiker and his dog rescued from California cliff after he slid down to get his dog when the dog went over the edge first. Hero tag is for all involved except the father who threw the bottle that the dog went over for
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(41)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Jacob overtakes Jose as most popular boy's name in Texas. Also receiving votes: Divinefavour, JesusNazaret and King-David, Baby Boy, Clever, Handsome, Sir Genius, Memphiz and Tuff. Sadly, I'm not joking
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(229)
 
(Big Picture)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bent over bird baiter
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(21)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Lancaster, PA continues its tradition of complicated answers to simple problems
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(43)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
In today's entry from the "better late than never" files, a Christmas package reaches its destination one year and six days after it was mailed
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(30)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
The Top 10 big things nobody cared about in 2011. We're looking at you, Spotify
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(163)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana lawmaker introduces a bill that would force entertainers to sing the National Anthem the "right" way
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(202)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Test scammer to appear on "60 Minutes." Quick, how many seconds is that?
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(76)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Nudity is not allowed in a McDonald's parking lot, as this couple recently learned
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(79)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Researchers say Supervolcanoes won't destroy Earth in 2012. Well, I wasn't worried until you put the idea in my head
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(66)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's bad form to mock India's unhygienic conditions and lack of sanitation among the poor by driving around the slums in a Jaguar fitted with a toilet
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(104)
 
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Nevada sheriff refrains from ruining 250 students' lives after discovering pounds of marijuana and other drugs on ski trip caravan
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(153)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
How to make $1 million in 2 easy steps. Step 1: Bet $1 million on Tebow to lose to New England. Step 2: Collect that shiat
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Friday Instashop Challenge: If North Korea can Photoshop Dear Leader's funeral to make it better, then so can Fark
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(39)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Headline of the Year - Context Headlines
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(80)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
No one saw that one coming
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
And God said, be fruitful and multiply and get off this farking plane with your herd of crotchfruit
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
The evolution of TV lawyer commercials, beginning with fake law books and culminating with ex-NFL players doing Kill Bill impressions
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(71)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Federal appeals court rules that corporations are very very special kinds of people that don't get sent to jail like ordinary people do
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(118)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
103 year-old woman and her 84 year-old daughter who avoided eviction get a belated Christmas gift. TFA: Guy who arranged this lost his own home to foreclosure
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(35)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Michigan State wages war on words "It's amazing, you didn't know that the ginormous baby-bump your pet parent showed you in the man cave was trickeration?"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Parents of the year duct tape infant and toddler, hang one upside down on exercise equipment and of course they captured the moment forever by posting pictures on facebook
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(46)
 
(XKCD)
 
 
 
This made me laugh so hard this morning, and I just wanted to share
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(159)
 
(Amazon)
 
 
 
The Toy of the Year (TOTY) nominees have been announced. Not surprisingly, Bag O' Glass was overlooked again
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(80)
 
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Washington DOT measures how fast drivers go over bridge, but won't tell anybody except in response to a subpoena or over Twitter
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(52)
 
(3yen (Japan))
 
 
 
"The Cowboys won't win until Jerry Jones dies" - your guide to the NFC Play-offs, courtesy of the Taiwanese animators
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Town bans non residents from sledding because "If the sled riders were to lose control or were unable to get off their sled, they could potentially go over the hill into the woods". Ostensibly to Grandma's house
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Poaching of rhinos soar as the price of rhino horn surpasses that of gold or platinum, but hasn't reached the price of human horn on Omicron Persei 8
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
North Korea's new leader promises to continue the same policy of belligerent assholishness towards the West that the country has always had
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
"Hello, Police? Yeah, could you come and arrest this guy who beat me up because he saw kiddie porn on my cellphone? Kthx"
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Doctors store patients' genetic codes, in a revolutionary step toward tailoring therapies specifically to an individual, and so they have a template to help reintegrate you after the transporter splits you into good and evil duplicates
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(63)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
2000: "Hey look at me. I read books in my trendy bookstore. 2010 Hipster: "Hey look at me. I've got a Kindle before anyone else". 2012 Hipster: " Hey look at me. I still read physical books in my trendy bookstore"
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(140)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Siri tells 12-year-old boy to 'shut the fark up'. Well, we were all thinking it
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(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Life imitates Fark headline
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(17)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists film panda eating meat in China. They hadn't seen a feral beast eat this much meat since they filmed your mom last night
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(36)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Close inspection of official photographs reveals North Korea's secret army of giant soldiers. Difficulty: Apparently not Photoshopped
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(31)
 
(Big Picture)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big biter
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(22)
 
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Study shows states that legalized medical cannabis sold less beer, had fewer funerals
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(154)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're already on probation for cockfighting, avoid going to the post office to pick up deliveries of live roosters
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(17)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who could resist a pictoral tour of some of the world's most famous, and abandoned, brothels? Bonus: not a slideshow
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(40)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A cry of noooooooooooo was heard throughout the net after 600 pound woman shuts down her website where people paid $19 a month to watch her eat because now she wants to lose weight
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(95)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
After 50 years and 200,000 casks, Glenfiddich's master cooper retires from the job he started on Christmas Day, 1961--at age 15
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"____ police officers quell ___-fueled violence between ____ and ____ at birthplace of ____" Your words: christians(x2), jesus, broom, and Palestinian. Fill 'em in, still won't make sense
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(47)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California church that trolls with unusual nativity displays every Christmas disappointed that someone answered with their own troll
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(161)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New state laws for 2012. Get your shark fin soup while you can, California and Oregon
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Thu December 29, 2011
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Best Korea photoshopped Dear Leader's funeral procession
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(114)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Mother of the Year competition sees last-minute entry, as Louisiana woman leaves her foster children outside while she plays blackjack at a casino. On Christmas Eve day
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(38)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian kids will no longer have to play with American toy soldiers
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(107)
 
(CBS Tampa)
 
 
 
Rather than let his mother, wife or daughter move in, man burns down his house. Hero or crazy? You be the judge
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(68)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ever see a grown man barbecue naked? Sure you have. Stupid question. But how about a grown chimp... saute nude?
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(41)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Modern day female 'Robin Hood' robs bank, then doles out the money to the poor in the forest. Okay, so it was kids in a park
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(34)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Sperm study could help infertile couples. INCONCEIVABLE
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(54)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Philips and GE want every hospital patient hooked up to an expensive, oversensitive heart monitor screaming false alarms to overworked nurses
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(86)
 
(Lakeview)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cowboy's welcome
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(36)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
News: "Merry Christmas, there's a van in your house." Fark: Again
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(18)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Turkey admits 35 civilian deaths. Well there was bound to be some retribution for the annual Christmas day massacre
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(32)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Sandwich attack on police goes horribly wrong. No buns about it
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(32)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
There's no use crying over spilled milk, but spilled rum may invoke stabbing and shooting
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(30)
 
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Marshall Ward, Navy commander during Cuban Missile Crisis, dead at 89. He is perhaps best known for piloting his ship 100 yards away from a Soviet vessel to inspect its cargo at the height of the standoff
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(Daily Finance)
 
 
 
Farting $2.00, Iced Blood $2.00, Wife $3.99. And these are the less obscene ones from the list of top 10 most outrageous credit card charges
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(71)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Boston No. 1 'drunkest city' in ameriFARKDEMFARKINGYANKEEEEES ... *hick* ... TOMBRADYISMYHEEERO ... *belch* ... WICKEDPISSAHHH
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(112)
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
If you live in the projects and think it will be a good idea to rob a bank in the wealthy suburbs, it might be a good idea to get a getaway car that won't stall out and die in the bank parking lot
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(30)
 
(The Fiji Times)
 
 
 
Police raid home to seize illegal wine, wine enthusiast fights back with a spear. Time to call in the anti-terroirism squad
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man's car seized by police, destroyed and returned after a search for drugs turned up zero evidence. Damage to the car worth $12,000
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(123)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Sick of Dick Clark's New Year's Eve show? This'll make you - and everyone - sicker
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(128)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Japanese earthquake and tsunami spawned not only Godzilla and Mothra, but also a debris field the size of California that's starting to wash up on the West Coast
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
If using an unregistered crane that will not pass physical inspection, select a location more than 250 feet away from the office of the state crane inspector
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(13)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
US Army unveils helicopter drones, says it works well as long as you keep it charged and don't fly it into the ceiling and walls too much
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(60)
 
(Greek Reporter)
 
 
 
Stock photo of eye chart shown on Norwegian news show is full of win
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(43)
 
(970 WFLA)
 
 
 
♫ On the 12th day of Christmas a robber gave to me / A written apology ♫
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(7)
 
(Warming Glow)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart spanks Fox News in year-end ratings. You *can* explain that
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(376)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Yelp reviews for McDowell's restaurant. "The bathroom was covered in some sort of hair gel"
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(39)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Man shot by cop at Denny's expected to survive because thankfully he had not been served yet
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A One-Horse Town Down to Two People: Messex, Colorado, has been largely abandoned, and its only residents like it that way; 'We Get Along OK'
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this protecting puncher
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(19)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann believes there is a grand conspiracy between Google, Facebook and facts working for Obama
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(News 25)
 
 
 
Women arrested for submitting false injury claims in Indiana State Fair stage collapse. Go to hell, go directly to hell, do not pass Go, do not collect $7,500
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(50)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Not News: Delta charges woman $200 pet transport fee. News: She didn't take her pets on the flight. Fark: Delta refuses to refund money, saying she can't prove she DIDN'T take a pet on the plane
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Omega 3 is good for brain health, attracting zombies
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(29)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russian nuclear submarine on fire. If only there were some way to douse the whole thing
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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Iowa City is under siege by crows. Their solution to the invasion? Yellow balloons and reflective streamers. Surely that will triumph
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(71)
 
(eNews Courier)
 
 
 
In Alabama, it's illegal to transport 112 gallons of beer in your car. "She was planning to have a party"
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(129)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
ProTip: When skydiving, trying to imitate species that have no parachute analogue, like swallows and dragonflies, is a good way to get yourself killed
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(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Vending machines will soon offer 30 minutes of free wi-fi, even if you don't buy the panties
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(23)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Legoland forced to close its gates because of...crowds?
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(38)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Brainless and faceless fish discovered in Scotland. "Get in ma belleh"
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(55)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Dear Lord, can we get a table dance?
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(18)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Thousands of alien metal balls falling onto planet Earth. Experts say remain calm: "The balls seem to be designed to avoid striking any humans. They are friendly balls." If it's the Weekly World News, you know it's true
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teenager dies days after delivering baby she saved by forgoing chemotherapy. 'She told the nurse, "I'm done, I did what I was supposed to. My baby is going to get here safe".' Damn dusty room
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(262)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bikini barista espresso stand sues barista for going to work at competing bikini barista espresso stand
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(140)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tourist from Tennessee brings pistol to 9/11 memorial in New York City and asks cop if she can check it at the door, hilarity ensues
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(379)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news, Americans. CNN has finally aired a segment explaining why those durn Straights of Whoremoose are so important and why you should care if them durn al queda or whoever close it down
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hey South, thanks for coming to the funeral, it would have meant a lot to dad knowing you're here. Say listen I know this is a little awkward but you don't have a couple of bucks I could borrow? Just maybe gas money to the cemetery?
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Some politicians fight for abortion bans, some for gay rights, some for less taxes, some for legalized marijuana. Some fight for real issues, like "a vote for me is a vote for an 'In-N-Out Burger' franchise in our town"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man hailed as, 'Supreme Leader." All I wanna know is, who cuts his hair?
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(43)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Missing drug evidence points to rogue cop. In other news, there are a lot of rogue cops in Massachusetts. In other other news, police departments are not allowed to test officers for drug use
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(53)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
99 year old man is divorcing his wife of 77 years after he discovered she had an affair more than 60 years ago
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(112)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
After BP donated $30 million to help Florida's tourism industry, officials spent the money on a poker tournament, fleece blankets, sports towels, a "most deserving mom" contest, and a prom for senior citizens
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
A few of the many reasons Fark's 'Florida' tag was in heavy use in 2011
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(12)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Looks like a handful of low-profile, disposable, mid-level managers at BP may be facing criminal charges for that little oil spill they had
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(25)
 
(Haaretz)
 
 
 
Israeli Prime Minister vows to fight discrimination, both at home and of broads
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(88)
 
(Richmond Times-Dispatch)
 
 
 
Today in "I'm fairly certain this is illegal" news: The Virginia GOP will make Republican primary voters sign a loyalty pledge to back the nominee, regardless of who wins, or they won't be allowed to vote
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(243)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
2012 is only hours away. Here's the shortlist of monsters and UFOs most likely to ruin John Cusack's New Year
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(10)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Winning: Twice as many 18-year-olds signed up to Facebook than are registered to vote in the UK
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(31)
 
(Daily Tech)
 
 
 
Verizon to charge $2 "convenience fee" for paying your bill
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(151)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
That spinning sound you heard was John Birch's body spinning in his grave as the UN lowered its flags to half-staff to observe Kim Jong-Il's funeral service
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(106)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fashion designer makes gown out of Ford Focus parts . As expected, most women want bigger headlights
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Catholic archbishop compares Gay Pride parade to Ku Klux Klan -- possibly because the KKK has started using designer sheets
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(76)
 
(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
If you've been drinking, it's not a wise idea to drive up to an active crime scene crawling with police
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Article comes with built in headline: "I can't worry about the fact that there isn't a bus big enough for me to throw Paul Christoforo under. The internet did that for me. I think they set him on fire too"
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(318)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Looks like thick clouds of Smug are billowing from the kitchens at the New York Times
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(45)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
In another flagrant example of government over-regulation, Montréal residents can no longer get their pancakes and eggs served by topless women and eat them while watching porn
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(75)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Santa attack leaves man with brain injury, coal
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(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
House arrest: Hugh Laurie lookalike charged after smashing wife in the face with ashtray, beer cans (with photo)
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(39)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Georgia cancels new toll lanes after poll finds public support for them at 4%, with a margin of error of 5%
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(85)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Appellate court lets woman sue man whose flying body parts struck her after he was hit by a train, noting that "flying bodies" case law is a little sparse
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(112)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Neat freak fulfills his dream of opening $6M 'Museum of Clean' (complete with interactive exhibits on window washing and bed making)
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So you're a king eh?, Tell me, what's the monarching business pay these days? Really? Do you get medical and dental too? Nice
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(37)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
What will the revolution in Egyptian government mean for tourism? Well, bans on alcohol, restrictions on revealing swimwear, and beaches segregated by gender, for starters. Enjoy your vacation
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(102)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
Some gems from the CNNGo comments section this year, like "Somehow this got by CNN"
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(25)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
You've officially got a psycho ex-girlfriend when she dips her hand in pink paint and leaves her palm print on the front seat of your car
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(56)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Anti-whaling ship signals for help after its hull is seriously damaged by a rogue wave. Where is their pod now?
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(167)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Casino patron slams possum onto table and kills it -- obviously not playing with a full deck
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(48)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Vice principal films boys sports events, shower activities. Facebook posting: No one is perfect
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(43)
 
(Samoa News)
 
 
 
Citizens of American Samoa to consume 14% less food this week
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iran says it tracked and filmed a US aircraft carrier in the Gulf of Oman, revealing the worrying strides Iran has made in their "being able to find objects larger than a skyscraper that aren't trying to hide from you" technology
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(106)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Catholic school teacher fired for becoming pregnant through artificial insemination. You know, the last time a woman had a kid with no father present, they made her a saint
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(76)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
'Homeless by choice', it's apparently the hip thing to do for this well-to-do law student
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(47)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Ecuador prepares for the traditional New Year's incineration of Incredible Hulk and Papa Smurf
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(4)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Body found in Port Townshend, Washington leaves police asking "Who Are You?"
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(35)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this spirited speaker
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(24)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Exploding churros. AY DIOS MIO
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(47)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"They met for the first time at a party and within minutes, one had offered to donate her kidney to the other"
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(38)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
100th grandchild and counting
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(144)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
How Belgium came to dominate the beer world. Warning - article is literary beer porn that will have you checking out plane ticket prices to Belgium
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(172)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
After armed robbery and two shootings, cops are asking: Do you recognise this butt cleavage?
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(43)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Breakfast of the future: Crab porridge, pickled herring and prawns
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(113)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
One man's love letters to his true love are publically posted online. His 170 love letters. His 170 hand written love letters. Posted online exactly 150 years from the day he wrote them while fighting in the Civil War
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(73)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chavez: I'm not saying Americans infected me with a cancer ray, but they infected me with a cancer ray
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(275)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 347: "Farktography Classic: B-Sides and Unreleased Tracks 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed December 28, 2011
(Slate)
 
 
 
President Obama is the most admired man in the world
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(418)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Badass Marine gets shot 3 times, plugs holes with his fingers. Perps strike out
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(115)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The 10 coolest coffee shops in the US. Don't even think about coming in and using last year's MacBook Pro™
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(137)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing, right?
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(53)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Photoshop this young gymnast
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(29)
 
(Evansville Courier Press)
 
 
 
"I could only understand about every fifth word he said." Man with 0.41 BAC the most intoxicated subject police had ever seen driving, posting on Politics tab
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(131)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
And the Forever Alone 2011 Award goes to: Anonymous Chinese man who spent $16,000 on a virtual sword before the game was released
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(113)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Townspeople cut down trees in order to save local environment
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(49)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Teen on mushrooms attempts suicide by throwing himself into passing light-speed alien rainbow cloud chariots
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(96)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
"Re-electing politicians who voted for the Patriot Act and NDAA is like a flock of chickens voting for Colonel Sanders"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Moms p.o.ed at their breast feeding polices, set a bulls eye on Target stores and hold a "nurse in". We will keep you abreast on the outcome
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(219)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida stripper restores faith in humanity on Christmas Eve
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(102)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. sends the Iranians a little message about closing the strategic Strait of Hormuz if the West imposes sanctions. The U.S. Navy's 5th Fleet
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Of all the things crazy people have believed Jesus told them to do, none have been so mediocre and confusing as this
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Anonymous guy
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(33)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Apparently Ocean Marketing's customer service department has been caught on video
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(199)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Woman killed by flying deer parts. You read that right
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(54)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
It's just a Joker action figure. What could be so bad about thaAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHH
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(83)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
If you recently lost a torso, the Poconos Police Department would like you to claim it
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(41)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The top 5 bullshiat things that science journals had to retract in 2011
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(244)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Ugly-assed polar bear cub "Siku" conquers the Internet
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(56)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Sorry, the bank is closed due to 'communications problems' with the corporate office, and by 'communications problems' we mean we can't hear anything because someone blasted a hole in the wall and cleaned out the safe
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(88)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Taste of Chicago organizers finally see the light, shorten the event to five days and won't hold it over the 4th of July weekend
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(71)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Want to see how weird Pennsylvania can get? Check out these weird stories from the past year
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(55)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Looking for work? Tampa could use your help trapping gators. Surely nothing could go wrong
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jesus is the answer. The question is: "Who knows where the fugitive rapist pastor is hiding?"
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(48)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pictures from inside the exclusion zone around the Fukushima area...hey, is that a Nuke-cola truck?
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(211)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I'm still depressed over the fact that my mom ordered the white iPhone 4s instead of the black one for me." And other ungrateful tweets
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(324)
 
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Man makes a fool of himself by going to a hospital and demanding painkillers for his alleged back pain, then really shoots himself in the foot in his efforts to get them. No, really
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(50)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Choral group holds performance of Handel's Messiah, sponsored annually by suicide and body decomposition cleanup company. "Most of the chorus members I've talked to think it's absolutely hilarious"
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(34)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Romero Institute of Consumer Trends finds that people who shop online while drunk tend to buy more. Subby plans to finish article after completing order of glow skull soap and pickle lip balm from the FARK Shop
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(37)
 
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Despite new guidelines, Texas research lab will continue experimenting on the state's residents
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(22)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Thanks to a switcheroo that would have impressed Indiana Jones and with the help of Jimmy Stewart as a smuggler, we now know the true origin of the mummified Yeti finger
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(61)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Plane tires blown. Plane smiles, rolls over, smokes a cigarette, and falls asleep
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(34)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Impatient man robs a Wendy's after ordering and paying for his food
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(21)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"I don't really like the beach. I hate sharks, and the water's all whale sperm. That's why the ocean's salty," and other scientifically-challenged gems from 2011
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(69)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Some Indian tribes aren't stopping at running casinos; they're also dabbling in loan sharking. Soon to be followed by hijacking Lufthansa cargo, being chased by helicopters while running guns and cooking veal cutlets
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(82)
 
(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
SC woman sues bar for not checking her ID and then it gets stupid
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(169)
 
(Open Democracy)
 
 
 
The drama continues, national "media" has now picked up on ocean boy who won't be at PAX because he has to be at the gym in 26 minutes. Part 2 of Ocean Marketing soap opera
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(375)
 
(Perth Now)
 
 
 
Bad things are bound to happen if you are overweight and horny, and decide to observe the seven-year anniversary of your best friend's death by visiting a whorehouse in Phuket
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(44)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
WTF Ireland
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(361)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Woman jumps barriers, pets elephants at zoo. She sounds flat
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(14)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Man lets bikini-clad chick reach into his pants and try to snatch his coin-purse before beating her off with his crutches. (w/ you would have done the same pics)
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(194)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-Il carried to his final rest...in a Lincoln Continental?
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(118)
 
(KSEE 24 Fresno)
 
 
 
If your boyfriend asks you to prove your love to him by having oral sex with a 7 year old girl in front of him, in order for him to leave his wife, you might get the dumbass tag. If you really do it, you get the sick tag
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(138)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Late entry for 2011 Darwin Award electrocuted after trying to steal copper from abandoned textile mill. "The mills have been closed for several years, (but) it appears the electricity was still going into the power pole"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AZ judge says school district's ethnic studies program is illegal because teaching Hispanics how badly the state has screwed them over in the past might lead to "resentments" against white people
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(127)
 
(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Man has a cow, beats four guys up
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(16)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
Study shows the poor are generally kinder and more compassionate than the rich, suggesting that either the poor are more attuned to suffering because they've experienced it, or that the rich are just, by and large, assholes
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(147)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
The Great North Korean crying game has begun. I guess that means that soon, it will be time for the great North Korean shower of shame and disgust
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(18)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Well, what you caught there is the infamous "Ball Cutter" fish...known to kill men by feasting on their testicles. With pic of ball cutting teeth
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(50)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
At least he died doing something he loved. Smoking a cigarette. While hooked up to an oxygen tank. While having a coronary. While on fire
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(22)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Georgia is making $10 million per year from increase in speeding fines that passed because backers lied about how revenue would be used
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(50)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this imminent injury
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(27)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
The first Hello Kitty restaurant in China features pink tablecloths and lamps, waiters in white shirts with red bows and blue rompers, and a Christmas tree in the middle of the room, surrounded with Kitty balloons
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(33)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You stinkin' Commie I oughta . . . Money you say? Well why didn't you say so? Come right this way son
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(61)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Why we make bad decisions, whether it's supporting Occupy Wall Street, buying those baggy jeans, or listening to Nickelback
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(120)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
2 people killed, 4 others injured in shooting at Church's Chicken. *pew*pew*pew*
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(62)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman washes socks, finds Jesus (w/pics)
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(68)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
In this most joyous of seasons, here comes the heart-warming story of the love between a crocodile called Elvis and his lawn mower
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(22)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
95 year old man likes his women like he likes his coffee
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(139)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
School bus hit by flying car, no one inju--FLYING CARS ARE HERE
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It turns out that walking drunk is 8 times more dangerous per mile than driving drunk
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(65)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
$41 billion in unused gift cards is floating around. Congress trying to figure out how to make it count towards deficit reduction
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(76)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
The Seattle Police Department; winning the hearts and minds of the public one kick to the groin at a time
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Tue December 27, 2011
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The only thing as big as Santa's heart is his carbon footprint
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(31)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Turns out the US House of Representatives likes to use the series of tubes to get their hands on illegal copies of self-help books and...uh...let's say "adult themed self-help videos". Download as I say, not as I download
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(65)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Iran threatens to sink own navy if its demands aren't met
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(194)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Company in Bethesda, Maryland offers employees unlimited* time off
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(78)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Middle eastern religious extremists bully, harass, and even spit on girls as young as 8 years old for immodest dress. Just another day in the life of Muslim funda...wait, what? Orthodox Jews?
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(317)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Man calls 911 to report that his mother was experiencing chest pains. Fark: Fails to mention in the call that his dad has been dead on a recliner for two days
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(21)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Why are we fascinated with twins? (w/ double-hit pics)
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(162)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Iran now found guilty of 9/11. Venezuela, you're looking pretty suspicious. Oh, and France? If you don't stop pissing us off, you'll be guilty of 9/11 too
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(71)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
LA voters to decide if porn stars have to wear condoms. Oh, c'mon, I think we can all agree that the women would look silly wearing condoms
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(57)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue. In 1493, he noticed that it hurt to pee
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(58)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bad-weather woman
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(28)
 
(Penny Arcade)
 
 
 
Customer emails manufacturer about missed shipping deadline. Manufacturer responds with condescending, name-dropping email. Customer gets Penny Arcade involved and things get lulzy
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(952)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Pssst....you wanna buy $40,000 worth of dairy products that fell off a truck?
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(35)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting a flyby." "Negative, Ghostrider: You're leaking oil, you're loaded with tourists & you'll rip your wings off." "Sorry, Goose, but it's time to buzz a tower"
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(73)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man calls 911 to complain that two hookers wouldn't afford him the man-in-the-middle slot in bed that he paid for
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(64)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In a few weeks Airlines will be forced to post the entire price of a ticket, including mandatory fees and government imposed taxes, as part of the fare
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(132)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
President Obama holds baby and whispers in his ear: "Sock it to me, baby", baby complies
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(109)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Man who lost his son to a car fire seven years ago saves the father of his son's best friend from a car fire, while dressed as Santa Claus
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(45)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Photoshop this baby turtle
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(30)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
O'shane Guthrie, 27, faces a total of 13 charges in connection with the incident, including possession of cocaine for the purposes of trafficking, failure to stop for police, and having a ridiculous name
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(59)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Montanans launch Recall of Senators Max Baucus and Jonathan Tester, who approved NDAA Military Detention. The issue of federal official recall has never reached the federal courts
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(186)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Art museum full of asbestos... but is it art?
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(52)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
Doomsday 2012: Brought to you by the México Tourism Board
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(40)
 
(Some Tanker)
 
 
 
Alert Alert There are Soviet tanks in the Bay Area ( and German and British and American ones too )
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(63)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Prince Philip leaves hospital after two surgeries. Based on the photo, not sure if he survived the second one
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(57)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Online internet web group of cyberspace computer virus hackers known as "Anonymous" is planning to invade your homes through the You Tube. Luckily, WND has enough heirloom seeds and robot insurance to quell the oncoming hordes
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(176)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Couple's engagement ring recovered nearly 40 years after being stuck in a toilet--way longer than subby's marriage has been in the crapper
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(25)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Happy Hanukkah from Afghanistan TFer is here for a few more months, ask me any questions you might have in this thread
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(189)
 
(Neighborhood Scout)
 
 
 
18 of the nation's 100 most dangerous places to live are where?
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(253)
 
(Topsail Voice)
 
 
 
Officer Quagmire's investigation into a "suspicious person in the area" leads him to a second floor balcony to check on a seventeen year old girl in her underwear
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(84)
 
(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Police arrest intoxicated man at AA meeting. Dude, you're doing it wrong ... way wrong
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(84)
 
(Blue Ridge Now)
 
 
 
Nov 2nd: Drew's dad died 4 times. Last week: went 4 for 6 playing baseball with the friends who saved his life. Local newspaper writes a followup
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(98)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you think it's funny to hide outside your roommate's bathroom and make barking sounds as she comes out, then you better also be laughing when she kicks you repeatedly in the face
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(27)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Missing Indiana girl found dead; babysitter charged. Hourly
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(104)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Good news: Kids not being exposed to undesired boobies as much. Take Away: Study makes parents feel better about the internet. Kids: Whatever you say mom, you never did learn how to use encryption
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(61)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Today's weather forecast: Godzilla is retrograding towards Iowa, but by Wednesday Mothra will swoop in from the northwest and push Godzilla off to the east
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(25)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
No, it's SOY sausage, it's so much healthier for you and doesn't have all that nasty red meat, c'mon, would it kill you to just TRY it? Oops, apparently yes, yes it would
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(67)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
We need to stop worrying about the leap-second and get Global Standard Time back to normal
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(67)
 
(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
Subway dispatcher will not be fired for displaying "deck the halls" lyrics in between boring messages on electronic signs on Christmas
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(24)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Durham, NC billboard reminds residents not to fire guns to celebrate New Year's. Still no billboard reminding them that Duke sucks
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman calls 911 because she 'ate too much food'. With bonus Adele like pic
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(49)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Tell your holiday horror stories here
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(361)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
America's elders, having led such productive lives and done so much to strengthen this country, would like to pass on their 6 most important tips for living as good a life as they did
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Austin brewery forced to recall over-carbonated, ironically-named Commercial Suicide Ale (44)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Man steals Greyhound bus to visit a friend for Christmas
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(11)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Slovakia, they hunt deer with Golden Eagles
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(29)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Lurker appreciation thread. Thanks for being the studio audience
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(292)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Burglar blames his actions on Marshmallow Vodka. Wait a minute, they have Marshmallow Vodka now? I bet it tastes like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man after a three day bender
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(80)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New book claims that Richard Nixon liked tricky dick
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(112)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Atheist goat still on the lam after escaping nativity scene
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(40)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I have HAD IT with these melon farming snakes in my melon farming suitcase
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(19)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Six weeks after the Occupy Wall Street crowd was evicted, police still have barricades around Wall Street's famous charging bull statue. "I wanted to get a picture of me riding the bull, so it's really disappointing"
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(91)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hey Pakistan, uh, good luck with that whole, uh, deal you've got going on over there. It's been fun? Don't call. Kthxbye
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(97)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
It's that time of the year again, Christmas shopping, spending time with family, the annual two day long Chinese pillow fight. Wait, what?
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(14)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop these birds and bathers
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(28)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Family says blind man on train trip from DC to Alabama has not been sighted for quite some time
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Does this severed finger, long guarded by Himalayan monks, prove Yetis exist? (w/pics)
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Man finds $10,000 in two unmarked Caesar's Palace envelopes in Vegas, does he: a) gamble it all away b) hookers and blow, or c) return it to its rightful owner?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stairs temporarily escalator
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(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
Showering woman escapes when home catches fire. Fire departments from 34 counties respond
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Robber pulls the old "hard object in the back" routine. Employee counters with the "real gun face-shootin" maneuver
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mayo clinic workers speeding to organ-donation site create impromptu organ-donation site of their own
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Mon December 26, 2011
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The Obama administration's Christmas present to America? Hint: it's cleaner than a puppy
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Can't fight for your own country? Australia wants YOU
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Gallant abides by society's rules and doesn't make any commotion. Goofus won't leave a restaurant when requested and punches a cop in the face
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(ABC)
 
 
 
18-year-old's Facebook status: "Yo dawg, just robbed a store in Pittsburgh. Here's a picture of them loot." *The Pittsburgh Police Department and 4 others like this.*
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(Big Picture)
 
 
 
Photoshop this brewery bottle
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Intel and Kraft create prototype of intelligent vending machine that analyzes a customer's age and sex, yet invariably delivers a dessert that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike Jello
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japanese discover whale made entirely of ham
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
If eating produce is supposed to be so good for you, then why are fruit flies always so fat and diabetic?
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(ABC)
 
 
 
96-year old army vet has been donating blood since he was 21. How much blood have you donated?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
New feature - Favoriting comments
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Definition of the entrepreneurial spirit: When the School Board fires you from your secretarial job because you moonlighted in a couple porn films- you start your own porn production company
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