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Sun December 18, 2011
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Egyptian soldiers, having run out of men to fight with, are now beating helpless women in the streets
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(161)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
To all of you who wanted to live outside the law in the middle of the desert next door to a donkey-riding hippie named Half-Pint
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(45)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
England says you are too dumb to get married or have a baby? No problem, just go to Ireland
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(85)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
About 20 seconds after the last U.S. HMMWV crossed into Kuwait, Iraq's Prime Minister launched a coup to take full control of the country. Mission Accomplished
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(179)
 
(Corpus Christi Caller-Times)
 
 
 
Best. Girlfriend. EVAR
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(51)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trend: designer firewood. Subby gets his firewood from old-growth forest. It's independent woodland, you probably haven't heard of it
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(52)
 
(ABC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Is Kim Jong Il? No, he's dead
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(976)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
This just in: students don't care for healthy school lunches
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(114)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Things you can do in 33 seconds: C) Eat a lightbulb
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(35)
 
(Photo District News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these persons and poles
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(18)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Even the cops still haven't figured out that all the 13 year-old girls in internet chat rooms are cops
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(93)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
You got a D-minus on your report card, so we're giving you a raise
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(77)
 
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
"As you can see from the video, he's not the most skillful burglar"
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(72)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this deconstruction of a fake wall
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(26)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
When Harvey Stewart first went to prison 60 years ago, gasoline was 20 cents a gallon, a postage stamp cost three pennies and Harry Truman was president. After parole all he wants is "a good easygoing meal and a rootbeer"
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(112)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Police nab jewelry thief who targeted...8-year-old kids
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(24)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Jesus Crust
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(62)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
When you're dressed in women's clothes and trying to rob a McDonald's, running into a hungry Homeland Security agent can be a real drag
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arktikmorneftegazrazvedka rig sinks. No, that's not a typo
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(31)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Holy Split
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(61)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Man who earned $360,000 running small city housing authority didn't know his cell phone location history was a public record. Let's see how he spent his time
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(132)
 
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
If you're going to drunkenly send a picture message of your penis, make sure you input the right phone number and don't send it to a teenage girl
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(99)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Tampa's take on national protesting? Occupy Strip Club
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(112)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Faith-based cupcake shop opens in Tampa. You believe you'll have another cupcake
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(52)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's not over until the fat lady sings. Or falls off stage
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(28)
 
(Google)
 
NewsFlash
 
Dissident playwright and father of the "Velvet Revolution" and the modern Czech Republic Vaclav Havel dead at 75
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(175)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Crashes take place on icy roads, Ric Romero reports
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(33)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this calculated contact
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(22)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
So... just why did Apple name their new digital assistant Siri? A baby name expert has the answers
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(86)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I'll see your gold coin dropped into a Salvation Army kettle and raise you with a $2,000 diamond ring
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(59)
 
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Couple returns to their car from a busy day of shoplifting to discover someone broke in and stole the fruits of their labor, promptly notify police (with mugshots)
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(84)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man who died after getting arm caught in food grinder identified as anon hummus
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(54)
 
(Haaretz)
 
 
 
A woman stood up to authority and refused to go to the back of the bus. Not a repeat from 1955
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(470)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
War is over (if you want it)
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(197)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Under a new ordinance, Atlanta parents can face a $1,000 fine and up to 60 days in jail when their precious little snowflakes skip school
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(156)
 
(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
Coach: "Wait, even after a 15 year old student tells me she's already smoking and drinking I STILL can't send her pictures of my penis? WHO KNEW?"
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(126)
 
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Santa gets in shape for a long, difficult Christmas Eve via good old-fashioned bar brawl with another Santa. Bad Santa
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Sat December 17, 2011
(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
If you are a murderer, at least you usually get a cool and scary name, like "Hillside Strangler" or "Night Stalker". And then there is the "Toilet Lid Killer"
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(42)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
This. Suit. Burns. Better. LOOK. *thud*
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(65)
 
(Beatcalls)
 
 
 
The same laws of motion that govern spitting out the car window while driving apply to throwing pot out the car window while the cops are chasing you (w/ pic)
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(53)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Pope Benedict XVI is looking weaker and more tired, refusing to meet visiting bishops. Looks like he's doing his best to live up to Malachy's prophecies
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(241)
 
(The Argus (UK))
 
 
 
There's 'Slow news day' and then there's 'Man fails to return library book' slow news day
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(24)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida A&M student who died in recent hazing incident was beaten like a drum
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(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop challenge -- make something coherent out of this childish drawing
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(35)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Another redneck BBQ explodes as neighborhood is treated to flying ribs
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
South Carolina woman has first human rabies case in 50 years. Kentucky dissappointed
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(114)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Two gay dads discover they will be grandfathers. Fabulousness ensues
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(186)
 
(Boston Channel)
 
 
 
Carpenter shoots himself in neck with nail gun. Way to go, stud
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(90)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ok, how about a .03 percent tax on financial transactions that would (a) only affect the biggest financial institutions, (b) raise billions in needed revenue, and (c) actually work to reduce dangerous financial speculation?
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(278)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop a world where there is a actual war on Christmas
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia's failed Phobos-Grunt Mars probe, which failed to reach orbit, will fall to Earth sometime in early January. Where will it land? No one knows. When will it land? No one knows. Will it kill you? YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD. DO NOT PANIC
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(30)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Russian Icebreaker saw your hippie-ass bumper sticker and decides to actually do something about it
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(81)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
One year ago, it all started in Tunisia with a 26 year old setting himself on fire to protest Government harassment
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(100)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Atheist, agnostic group launches holiday-season billboards in Utah, to the confusion of locals
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(507)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Members of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster will be erecting their holiday display this weekend at the Loudoun County, VA Courthouse. Naturally, some people have a problem with this
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(439)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Nursery school bans children from making "diamond in the sky" sign while singing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star", because vagina
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(118)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Fruitarian: "I only eat fruit, seeds and nuts"
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(292)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Woman writes in to The Consumerist to complain about how Cracker Barrel gave her and her sister a free meal because they had to wait a few minutes for their lunch order
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(103)
 
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
New Year opossum drop draws rednecks, ire of PETA
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(51)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
I don't know what a Justin Bieber is, but one school played its song "Baby" repetitively during passing periods until students paid a $1000 ransom to charity, just to make it stop
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(71)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
This headline is not from The Onion
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(81)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Curfew-breaking teen gets stuck in chimney. California flue season officially begins
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(15)
 
(Some Boy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this classic clumsy Boys Life cover
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(27)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
South Florida charter schools keep scores up the easy way: by making sure the short bus doesn't stop there
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(77)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Just sayin', but, like, this might seriously be the most annoying sentence ever written, you know - whatever
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(92)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Most sites for their year end list have the deaths or major events of the year, not the Atlantic with "The Year in Volcanic Activity"
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(27)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
After months of languishing in a shelter after the death of her person, Bouncy the cat is bouncing back with a new home just in time for Caturday
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(1091)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Online criminal background checks may be accurate 99% of the time. Maybe. The remaining 1% leaves you homeless and class action lawyers rich
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(77)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
What good is having a toddler if you can't send them out into traffic to panhandle while you smoke weed?
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A $1.5 million 24-carat gold Rolls-Royce would be the perfect vulgar holiday gift for the 1 percenter on your list
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(48)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Just how spicy is the food at this restaurant? "Pain. I can't breathe. I can't talk," he said
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(104)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
This
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(170)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Woman puts $700 worth of Christmas gifts in wrong car. Who needs the Grinch to steal Christmas when you can give it away yourself?
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(77)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fatal shooting at Southern California power company leaves employees shocked. Shooter puts up no resistance
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(60)
 


Fri December 16, 2011
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
All states which can confirm with 100% accuracy that there is no brain-eating bacteria in their tap water, please step forward. Not so fast, Louisiana
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(105)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA pulls the plug on Space Shuttle Discovery for the last time Friday, Dec. 16, more than 28 years after the NASA's retired fleet leader first came alive. A faint, "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave" was heard
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(112)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Leave the Christmas cookies, cakes, candy bars, and soda at home ya little fatties, school is no place for yummy holiday celebrations this year
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(43)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Lost: 10+ ostriches. Large birds, temperament unknown. Please do not feed or approach. If sighted, contact the Fukushima Nuclear Exclusion Zone commander immedia---+++ATH0+++
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(47)
 
(WDTV)
 
 
 
Why do these 'mobile meth lab found outside hospital' stories always include the phrase: "It started as a disturbance at Wal-Mart"?
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(18)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
"I'm sorry, sir, but I can't accept this tip." "Oh, you can't take tips as part of your job?" "No, I can only take real money as tips, not this fake money. I mean a $2 bill? Do you think I'm stupid?"
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(170)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mrs. Claus is fired from the mall for A) Hitting the kids? B) Seducing the kids? C) Having her car stolen from the mall parking lot and telling the press thereby creating negative publicity for the mall?
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(36)
 
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Just after celebrating 50 years as the roadside Googie home to the original gringo taco, Henry's Tacos in Studio City is about to get the heave-ho from their landlord. SAVE THE SAUCE CUPS
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(49)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Kuchi poochie
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(19)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Bad guys: "You're outnumbered. You're surrounded. Surrender, and we won't kill you." Good guys: "Nah. We'd rather fight." Bad guys: "D'oh." History: "Thanks"
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(279)
 
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Two people hunting for scrap metal at nursing home score a ton of building supplies
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(59)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Out of ideas to save his failing state, Michigan governor signs law allowing residents to just blow the place up. Salute
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(60)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Some throw rocks, others throw bottles, and then there's this guy
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(73)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Better late than never for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(30)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Amusement park adds new ride and OMG IT SPINS
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(64)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
No. It's not. Seriously
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(140)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Just because you are driving a Ford ECSAPE doen't mean you will
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(33)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Want to own a piece of Fark history for the holidays? Or need some load balancers for your network? You're in luck. (Proceeds go to a college fund for the late Carl Wade (Rabiddog)'s daughter)
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(169)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Iron Photoshop Ingredient: Silly Putty
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(19)
 
(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Hospital won't perform surgery on your wife. Do you A.) Get second opinion, B.) File lawsuit, or C.) Threaten to kill Obama and blow up the hospital
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(99)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
See? The TSA isn't ALL bad. They let this rapper keep his weed
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(144)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
At K-Marts across the nation, anonymous benefactors are paying off the layaway accounts of strangers. This blue light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine
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(229)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"If you gave Jerry Falwell an enema, he could be buried in a matchbox" and 14 more of Christopher Hitchens' most memorable quotes. Bonus: Not a slideshow
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(251)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
It is general rule of thumb that if you are driving drunk, avoid going over someone's flower beds. "He wasn't gardening. He was driving" police said
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(18)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Students in Warren, Michigan learned that classes were canceled today after someone stole the batteries from all their buses
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(45)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mall Santa asks boy with autism if he wants a jail cell for Christmas
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(177)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
We should paint the Medal of Honor recipient as an unstable drunk. That will totally work
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(139)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
"If he had to die so young, at least he died at a moment where he was on top of the world," said the mother of a man who was killed when a train dumped its load of coal on top of him at a power plant
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(100)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games until the truck driver sneezes
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(26)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Things not found on a list of Good Ideas: Walking into a fourth grade class and headbutting a student
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(97)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Lawsuit filed to prevent Obama from appearing on ballot. Even in birtherism, Alabama lags behind
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(169)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2011 HEADLINE OF THE YEAR contest
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(156)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Man arrested for sex with roommate's three-year-old Chihuahua. Sorry, but bestiality in Florida was so last year. Seriously, It was legal last year
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(118)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Just in time for the holidays - your guide to regifting
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(33)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Goal: Finding Mr. Right. Usually settle for: Mr. Right Now. Try to avoid: Mr. At the movies left something in your car give me your keys ha ha I stole your car
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(65)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Live updates on the Penn State hearing. Author will need to speak to father before posting updates to a second hand source
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(337)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Putin puts a Playboy model in the Parliament. If this doesn't get more young people involved in politics, then it at least will wear out the arms of all the other male MPs
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(57)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A) Beer
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(42)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Japan's Prime Minister declares Fukushima nuclear site "stable", marking the worst stretching of the truth by a head of state since "Mission Accomplished"
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(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's time again for gold coins to mysteriously start showing up in Salvation Army kettles. Thank you, Pennsylvania
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(79)
 
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Missouri poised to take back the top spot from Kentucky...in the number of meth labs
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(53)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
ICC thinks killing Gaddafi could be a war crime. Wait till they hear about Bin Laden
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(192)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
12 rectal exams a day is a job outside of prison, too?
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(29)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Today's knock-down, drag-out hockey brawl brought to you by two Kazakhstan teams ... of nine-year-olds
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(51)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Matt Damon plays Santa Claus, pushes...water bottles? With bonus kid asking for zombie dolls
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(38)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Congreƒs ƒays the Pentagon ƒhould ƒee if it can recover the remains of 13 Marines miƒsing ƒince the explosion of the Intrepid. In 1804
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(65)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dutch reconsider their cunning "kill our only industry" plan
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(60)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Driver going 25 over limit, playing with computer, and not wearing seat belt crashes into tree. In other news, there's a job opening in the Delray Beach police department
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(88)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Rebecca Black was the most popular Google search in 2011. And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come
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(84)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Even a mugger would prefer $1 rather than an Android phone
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(178)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Protip: If your baby doesn't do anything for eight months, it may not be alive
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(87)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Whoops
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(23)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Survey finds that Brits are drunk in 76% of all their Facebook pics. Next stop, Ireland
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(15)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The War on Christmas gets real as canned reindeer meat goes on sale
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(32)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Psychologist says dangerous older drivers can be identified by how poorly they navigate through a maze with a pencil -- much like a Farmer's Market with a car
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know, that's exactly what I'd expect the CEO of The New York Times to look like
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(66)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The world's oldest stockbroker still trading at age 105, fondly remembers his first job with Smith Barney Rubble
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(27)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Today is the bicentennial anniversary of the New Madrid earthquakes
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(35)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
FDA trying to stop do-it-yourself sperm donor in California. Suspects narrowed down to every teenage boy in the state
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(38)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you are a multi-billion dollar international corporation, Google now offers you a service to censor your competitors
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(33)
 
(The FW)
 
 
 
Good Grief! Ten things you didn't know about "A Charlie Brown Christmas"
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(143)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Hi Ho Silverrrrr, AWAYBZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTT ... *thud*
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(21)
 
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
College student pulls a knife on his classmate and threatens to kill her over something she posted on Facebook which, as we all know, is serious business
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(30)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
'Tebowing' a safety hazard, students suspended
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(122)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Nanotechnology could spell the end of laundry. Normally I hate these fluff pieces, but this is pretty cool
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(48)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Attention, foodies, it's time for The Year in Burgers
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(93)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Today's Ric Romero media fearmongering story: Video voyeurs are hiding cameras in dressing rooms and public bathrooms
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(31)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
And the sign said "The next salesman, Jehovah's Witness, will be greeted with a loaded shotgun. Ring my door bell or knock on my door at your own risk. If I blast you, you have nobody to blame but yourself" Hilarity ensued
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(136)
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
Today's "college student uses own phone to email bomb threat to get out of exam" story brought to you by New Orleans
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(41)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby orangutan born at the Birmingham Zoo (with pic)
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(13)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ebook prices to rise under new agreement amongst book publishers, resulting in ebooks being priced above the physical book price. You can thank Apple for this
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(285)
 
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Christopher Hitchens, God.....God, Christopher Hitchens
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(823)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle burglar scales homeowner's 10-foot fence, lands in a pack of hungry pit bulls. It's Gary Larson's town, we just live in it
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More proof America lacks a work ethic. Working three weeks at a Starbucks was the hardest job one precious snowflake has ever had
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(302)
 


Thu December 15, 2011
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
London Police classify Occupy movement as a Terrorist organization. How long til the US follows?
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(182)
 
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Teacher A misses a staff meeting and is questioned on her absence by Teacher B, whereupon Teacher A pulls out a screwdriver and gets all stabby. If the screwdriver is 16cm long, what is the probability of the stabbing happening in Poughkeepsie?
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(52)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If police arrest you for assault with a "lightsaber" at Toys R Us, strong with you, the Force is not
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(39)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: the future is now
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(32)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Woman claims her poodle was possessed by a demon. Aren't they all?
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(87)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Headline of the Year contest will be tomorrow at 11AM EST, so mark your calendars. Also a few of Fark's favorite Headlines Of The Week for 12/4 - 12/10
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(11)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The Wall Street Journal will stop using "GOP" to refer to the Republican party because people who read the WSJ don't know what it means
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(209)
 
(Kennebec Journal)
 
 
 
Not news: A former administrative assistant for the Maine Trial Lawyers Association admitted in court this morning to embezzling $166,000. FARK: Most of the money was used to purchase sheep and thugs
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(29)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret under fire for use of child labor in cotton fields, spandex orchards and sequin mines
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(90)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Q: Did the cable guy get a big surprise on a house call? A: Does a bear sleep in the basement?
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(63)
 
(Some Beer Snob)
 
 
 
In this woman's defense, throwing beer away IS a punishable offense. . "The affidavit didn't state whether the beer was domestic or import"
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(21)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Ellen DeGeneres is going to launch a brand of vegan pet food. Trust me, your dog really just wants steak
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(310)
 
(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Stokes stretcher
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Let's Bring 'Em Home is underway again for 2011 and asking the Fark community for any help contributing to help buy plane tickets to fly soldiers home for Christmas. Farkers have stepped up every year since 2005 to help
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(139)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Ahh yes, The Intergalactic Lactation Federation. Set your phasers to "AWESOME"
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(98)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Southern Baptist publisher recalls pink Bibles being sold to raise money for breast cancer awareness because the money raised was being used to fund breast cancer awareness
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(304)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Guess which state will not be participating in the NTSB's suggestion to ban texting while driving, because all the lawmakers already do that. Go on, guess
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(179)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Well all right, but apart from inventing a white Christmas, sympathetic view of poverty, red tape, modern character comedy dialogue, modern film conventions and meaningful character names, what has Charles Dickens ever done for us?
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(121)
 
(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
New study conducted by Andre the Giant and Paul Reiser shows Americans are using the internet more, but trusting information on it less
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(98)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Police defy order to release black box data from politician's wrecked car, saying public would be misled by facts
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(160)
 
(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby Gentoo penguin chick makes its debut at Sea World Queensland. With pics and video
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(28)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The real dirty little secret is that the economy is actually doing okay
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(184)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Police ask that you please stop Tweeting the exact location of their drunk driving checkstops (specifically, 34th Avenue and 50th Street)
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(219)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Eventually, the free market will step in and say "Hey, we don't like dying from tainted liquor" and "Hey, we don't like hospitals that burn up because there are insufficient inspections". Don't fret, marketeers
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(91)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you have a dream car that you can actually afford? If so, why haven't you bought it yet? What is it?
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(553)
 
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia still accuses women of practicing witchcraft. Hey, maybe we could have Christine O'Donnell be our ambassador to Saudi Arabia
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(66)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Residents want stolen baby Jesus returned, say, "You want to take him for a little joy ride, that's fine. Just make sure he's back for Christmas"
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(37)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Daddy says: "My son is not that kind of a person." TFA says: "... other arrests were on charges of burglary, car theft, aggravated battery on a pregnant woman, drug possession and resisting arrest." Bonus: DRT
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(116)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Attention all units. Be on the lookout for a large truck stolen from 122nd Street. It's 75 feet long, 12 feet wide, 14 feet tall and has a PC300 Track Excavator on the back. So far no one has seen it"
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drew Peterson demanding apology from Illinois State Police, insisting that he didn't kill his fourth wife, she's just 'disappeared without a trace'. Oh sure
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(51)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Driver manages to drive the wrong way for eleven miles on the Edens Expressway
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(39)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
There's normal hungry, and there's "my body ate one of my breast implants" hungry
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(33)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
School resource officers start using Facebook to connect with students. What could possibly go wrong?
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(19)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Research finds most bar fights begin on the dance floor, most entertaining fights begin in the ladies' room
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(59)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Ah, lawyers. Is there anything they won't steal?
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(20)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of job creators say that sluggish economic growth means they won't be creating any jobs for the next six months. Which I suppose means they're not job creators right now and we can raise their taxes, right?
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(102)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Hey, honey? You know that CCTV snapshot of a middle aged man that looks like me, in my car, squeezing that college student's boob? Yeah... Photoshopped by the cops
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(68)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
78 years ago today, Prohibition ends ... putting the kibosh on mass protests that featured the only placards subby could ever really get behind
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(61)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Angry Fruit God pelts English town with apples
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(41)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Try harder, Texas: The number of State executions has dropped to a 35-year low
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Yes, frat boys, we know you like rape. But creating a "who would you rape" survey for your brothers to take online will probably strike some people as inappropriate
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(149)
 
(ThePostGame)
 
 
 
Not content with simply having a milkshake with your buffalo chicken, now there's the Buffalo Chicken Milkshake. WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?
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(28)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
So guys, what shall we wrap our 204kgs of cocaine in so as not to draw the attention of the law? Adolf, your hand was up first
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(24)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man decides to play with his conch while on his balcony. Neighbors not amused, especially when he starts blowing himself. (with faaabulous mugshot goodness)
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
"Imagine one day that suddenly and without warning, every single vehicle in the United States built after the 1970s was totally incapable of running"
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(199)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pentagon official confirms that Iran's captured stealth drone is a fake
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(207)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New York Rabbi: A Tim Tebow win will cause Christians to burn mosques, bash gays
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(132)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bahbwah to the Kardashians: "You don't sing, you don't dance, you don't act. Forgive me, but you don't have any talent"
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(172)
 
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
'Pocket dialed' 911 call leads to easy arrest of two thieves
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(17)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Chinese haxxors are stealing petabytes worth of proprietary data from foreign countries and corporations. In other news, the US just passed legislation to put you in jail for stealing photoshop
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(56)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Playboy magazine moving from Chicago to Los Angeles. Circulation office now nearer to their 12 subscribers
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(58)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
USPS to delay closure of 3700 post offices until May. Officials say it should give today's mail a good chance of getting there
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(61)
 
(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this compact car
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(26)
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
If you suspect a neighborhood kid of stealing from your vehicle, a sure-fire way of getting the cops' interest is to chase the kid into his own home, kick down the front door, and then wave around a stolen shotgun at everyone
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(19)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
"I'm here to eat candy canes and steal Porsches, and I'm all out of candy canes"
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(23)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Single bottle of whisky sells for record $70,000. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my cellar
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(81)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Booie, the smoking chimpanzee, dies at 44.... BUH BYE, BOOIE
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(35)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Freedom From Religion Foundation: "If the county can put a Nativity scene on the courthouse lawn, then we can hang a sign saying there are no gods." County officials: "YOINK"
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(475)
 
(KAAL-TV Austin)
 
 
 
Team sports captains at high school pep rally told they are going to be kissed by member of the opposite sex, then are blindfolded and kissed by their parents. Awkward
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(88)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Zamboni sickens score of schoolchildren. They should have had the spaghetti
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(30)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ladies: stop searching for the 'perfect man'. He does not exist
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(281)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The 55 year old woman visiting accused killer Joran Van der Sloot insists her interest in him isn't sexual despite the fact she's written songs for him titled "Haven't Kissed You Yet" and "Come Ride With Me"
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(50)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Men are oppressing women by allowing women to earn more with better jobs while staying home playing video games, drinking beer, watching porn and boffing their mother-in-laws
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(251)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Loud music makes alcohol taste sweeter
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(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Girl writes letter to Santa. Fark: Spoiled rotten snowbrat writes a letter to Santa telling him that she'll hunt down & cook his reindeer if she doesn't get at least two of the lavish gifts she's demanding
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(127)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Christmas markets. New Hotness: Erotic Christmas markets
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(22)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
So, a wombat and Yo-Yo Ma walk into a bathroom...stop me if you've heard this one before
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(49)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
China's new aircraft carrier goes to sea. But don't worry its just for 'research' purposes, like researching on how to take on a Nimitz Class
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(218)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Six Walton family members have more wealth than the bottom 30% of Americans. OCCUPY MARY ELLEN
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(287)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Waiter, I'll have the Saddam Hussein Platter please
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(19)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Is this your homework, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry?
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(94)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 345: "Mandatory Procrastination". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(98)
 


Wed December 14, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
During November and December of last year over 13,000 people were treated in ERs nationwide due to injuries involving holiday decorations. If there is a "war on Christmas" I'd say Christmas is winning
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(44)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The number of married adults in America is at an all-time low
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(204)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your high school chemistry students won't keep their safety goggles on. Do you: C) spray them in the face with Lysol?
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(101)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Naked from the waist down, urinating, defecating, and peeking in windows is no way to go through a hotel's parking lot... Officer
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(43)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Rahm Emanuel wants to raise fines for resisting arrest, just in time for the G8 summit and the inevitable protests. That is some smart thinking, Rahm
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(62)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this person painting
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(37)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Stolen credit card used to buy credit protection from TransUnion
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(28)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
FAA: iPads safe for use in cockpit, still not safe for passengers because of 'interference'
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(336)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you like drinking Mountain Dew, Squirt, Fanta Orange, Sunkist Pineapple, Gatorade Thirst Quencher, Powerade Strawberry Lemonade or Fresca congratulations: You're drinking flame retardant
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(263)
 
(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
Mystery Santa walks into Kmart, pays off poor families' layaway items in time for Christmas. Dust cleanup in Aisle 5
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(137)
 
(CBS Connecticut)
 
 
 
For the latest round of "Real Story or Syfy Channel Movie?" we have black widow spiders infesting a navy warship
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(63)
 
(Norwich Bulletin)
 
 
 
Man argues that lawyers should be permitted to f*ck their clients outside the courtroom as well
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(67)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Why toast always lands buttered-side down. Behold the Law of Toast
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(83)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Gawker finally gets a response to the Freedom of Information Act request they put in four years ago for documents on Blackwater. Here are the lowlights. Anyway, has anyone figured out what those Occupiers are upset about?
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(223)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
President Obama gives the only two-word slogan the troops and their families want to hear. "Welcome Home"
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(202)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Top 10 best Christmas movies of all time...as per Forbes
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(184)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and monitor
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(21)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The 20 unhappiest people you meet in the comments sections of year end lists, now taking your questions to the right
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(103)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ohio landlord fights 'White Only' pool sign ruling
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(370)
 
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
School district "outs" gay 14-year-old to his parents because they were worried he'd be bullied
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(164)
 
(Oak Creek)
 
 
 
Stupid: Calling the police to report your escort didn't give back your change. Embarrassing: Finding out "she" is a "he"
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(74)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
LP 400 - Last Post wins a modest prize. . No purchase necessary. Void everywhere. LGT LP399
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(12784)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The earthquake in Haiti may not have been a natural disaster. I knew the mole people were behind this
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(115)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Well, how in the hell else am I supposed to fill the 3900 square foot ice hockey rink in my backyard with water...officer?
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(88)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Industrial controller weakness used to ruin Iran's enrichment plant is worrying the US now that the cat is out of the bag
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(66)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
If your nickname is 'Bang Bang,' try not to leave a backpack with half your name written on it at the train station. It might cause people to freak out . "It had the name 'Bang' on it"
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(84)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Prisoner given bipolar medication even though he's not bipolar, causing him to go blind and have all of his skin blister, blacken and slough off. Now he's going to need some anti-depressants too
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(124)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Remember that woman who was opening a school for sex in Austria? Yeah, she was faking it. Cocktease
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(43)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
A London man takes his loyal pet everywhere he goes, like to the burger bar or the pub. FARK: His loyal pet is a reindeer
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(23)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Ditching a plane in the English Channel. New hotness: Ditching a plane that resembles a prototype D'deridex-class Romulan warbird in the Channel ... and living to tell about it
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(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
I, for one, love this new plan to protect the value of the American dollar by letting the rest of the world starting with the Euro, fall to our level
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(86)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
11 offbeat holidays you still have time to celebrate. It's a Festivus for the rest of us
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(41)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Tiger Mother? So over. Meet Wolf Dad, author of "Beat Them into Peking University"
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(101)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The latest economic prediction model, based on one rack-solid indicator: nail polish
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(24)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
If you've ever studied your naked body in front of a mirror and felt you looked like an orangutan, here's why
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(94)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Pearl Harbor veterans do what WWII vets do when some mamby pamby actors on some mamby pamby Hawaian Five Oh show decides to mamby pamby film during their solemn Pearl Harbor rememberance ceremony. Bunch of jack wagon actors
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(162)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ugly Ass baby cyclops pig can drink two beers at once
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(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Google joins fight against slavery with $11.5 million grant, covered wagon full of muskets
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Increasing numbers of students are turning to lap dancing and prostitution to pay their way through university. Amazingly, some people have a problem with this
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(613)
 
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Florida's drunkest cities also tend to be their grayest, with nightmare-inducing photo of what drunken grandparents might look like
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(53)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Substitute teacher cries out to God after, during affair with 15-year-old boy
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(111)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
It apparently needs to be said: Do not give $10,000 in cash to the 'stock broker' you met in a parking lot
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(51)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Russian navy arrives off the coast of Scotland, possibly with questions over whether Loch Ness Monster is displaying enough enthusiasm for Vladimir Putin's re-election
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(29)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Tired of corruption, beatings and arrests, villagers chase out government officials and set up local democratic rule. The Arab Spring marches o... huh whut? no way. China?
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(66)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this traffic officer doing his very best
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(50)
 
(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Church puts up billboard showing the Virgin Mary shocked as she reads the results of a home pregnancy test
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(223)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT reports on increasingly popular trend of hipsters abandoning Facebook because it's too mainstream. With pic of prototypical hipster
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(201)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tip #1 for how to spot a liar in 20 seconds flat is to look for their lips moving
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(77)
 
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
3 years, 9 months, 13 days, 2 states, and more than 70 miles later, a family is reunited with the dog they gave up for lost after it wandered away while doing its business
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(46)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"If a man looks good in that bra, it must be good stuff"
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(85)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
A baby fur seal has made its way into a New Zealand home and taken a quick nap on the couch
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(68)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When you are loading £2m into the trunk of your car to go on holiday, it might be a good idea to employ some sort of security measures
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(31)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Driver hits gas instead of brake and crashes into clothing store, owners forced to press suit
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Train conductor channels Silent Bob/Indiana Jones. NO TICKET (w/photos & video)
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(54)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Mall security guard finds envelope containing $300 in Christmas money and note with kids' clothing sizes, goes all CSI and tracks down grateful and dumbfounded owner using only the note and security camera footage
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(76)
 


Tue December 13, 2011
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Why will it take until December 2012 to get TV commercials to turn the volume down?
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(170)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Medical marijuana dispensary closing, giving away free pot this Friday. In related news, flight bookings to Sacramento spike
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(53)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
That slot machine with the lights and sirens going off telling you've won $57 million? Sorry, just a software error, how about $100 and a comped buffet ticket instead?
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(159)
 
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Man sues Google to remove results related to his Nazi sex orgy. Google results now show thousands of hits for "Man sues Google to remove results related to his Nazi sex orgy"
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(151)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
DC wants to make sure you recycle your cat litter. If you don't, they'll go through your trash to make sure
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(54)
 
(Market Place)
 
 
 
The smog is so thick in Beijing that it's been shutting down air travel due to poor visibility. But according to the Chinese government, it's not pollution, but "bad weather"
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(125)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Japan to release packs of wild monkeys to test radiation levels in Fukushima. Best case scenario: hundreds of dead monkeys. Worst case scenario: Planet of the Apes II
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(125)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
100-year-old doctor still makes house calls. Attributes his long life to unfiltered cigarettes, regular leechings, and a thimbleful of apple vinegar everyday
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this genial gentleman
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(31)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
What happens when an 18 foot tall excavator tries to go under a 16 foot tall bridge at 55 miles per hour?
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(88)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama's NTSB wants to take your cell phone away
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(509)
 
(The Ledger)
 
 
 
After being banned for years, Florida is finally allowing same sex couples to adopt
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(135)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
United States servicemen will sally down to the Seychelles seashore to secure a slightly smashed drone
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(69)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
And the award for most gratuitous use of the word "Belgium" in a serious grenade attack goes to Mr Norodine Amrani
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(92)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two students were shot and wounded outside Texas middle school. Police suspect nearby hunters but have not determined if they have the correct license for teens
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(151)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this quiet queue
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(41)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Eggnog, undercooked poultry, and nine other things that could ruin your Christmas. Your in-laws surprisingly absent from the list
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(90)
 
(XBIZ)
 
 
 
Remember "Slut Walk"? That's old news. OWS? Soooo yesterday. Today's outrage is brought to you by the "Muff Walk"...a march in protest of designer vaginas
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(581)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nativity scene in Caracas features Hugo Chavez next to baby Jesus. Who could POSSIBLY have an issue with this?
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(55)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
It's time for the annual list of TOYS THAT CAN KILL YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN
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(123)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Like two ships, colliding in the night
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(31)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Kentucky educator complains biology test omits creation theory -- proving that the term 'educator' carries a broad definition in Kentucky
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(464)
 
(Some Evader)
 
 
 
US European Command requires traveling speakers to undergo Survival, Evasion, Resistance, Escape (SERE) training before visiting dangerous, exotic locations like Edinburgh, Scotland
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(69)
 
(Your Houston News)
 
 
 
Being crazy won't keep Texas from executing you. But to be fair, it won't stop Texas from electing you governor, either
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(72)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Target continuing its holiday customer relations makeover by refusing to allow a group of students into to their store to spend their money raised to purchased needed items for abused babies
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(240)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
And He maketh the deep sea to boil like a pot. Job 41:31
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(204)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
You're homeless and you find a credit card on the ground. Do you use it to buy: A) Booze B) Drugs C) A pedicure
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(43)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Every person has some fundamental human rights, like the right to vote, the right to worship, and the right to enjoy recess. Wait, what?
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(27)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientist creates living cells out of metal. Sarah Connor making vacation plans
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(92)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Member of the Iranian parliament: If the world wants to make the region insecure, we will make the world insecure." So we'll start by playing this little game of closing the Straits of Hormuz
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(118)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Iran says it can control downed American drone, bringing the grand total of countries able to do so to one
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(187)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hybrid taxidermy, or as I like to call it, nightmare fuel
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(84)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bank: We charged you so many fees that your account became overdrawn so we had to charge you more fees. That'll be $229.10 to close your account please
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(380)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
News: Govt Minister drops F-bomb. Fark: On live TV during children's programming hours. Total Fark: It's the guy who's setting up Australia's Big Brother net filtering... you know, for the children
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(45)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
University of Tokyo students make world's biggest KitKat. Your move, Harvard
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(59)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
This year's Christmas must-have gift for kids: Spinning Tops. Next thing you know, those little whippersnappers will be pushing steel hoops down the pathway with a stick. Now excuse me while I go get some fresh onions for my belt
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(73)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Woman traumatized by skeletal Santa describes how she overcame her ordeal
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(193)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Need ideas for passive aggressive gifts to give to your ex? This might help. Yes, the Avatar Blue Fleshlight is in the list
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(74)
 
(Big Picture)
 
 
 
Photoshop this draw 5 driver
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(30)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
But really, who among us hasn't accidentally killed his prostitute fiancee during a meth and bondage party, then driven cross-country with her corpse in his truck before burning it all?
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(163)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
If you are going to lie about your son-in-law pulling a gun on you, be sure he didn't record you putting two slugs into his chest on his iPhone
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(182)
 
(truTV)
 
 
 
An impassioned manifesto against people who clip their nails in public. "You littered with your body parts"
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(144)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
New study says cremations are hot, burials are dying
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(166)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Can your brain remember the 25,000 streets and 20,000 landmarks of London? Congratulations, you can pass the taxi exam
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(65)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Now U COLLEKT UNEMPLOYMINT
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(217)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Giant egg resurrected to terrorize another generation of children
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(46)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Beware of fake "designer" gifts this holiday season, in particular these exploding candles
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(44)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Boy, 14, tricks terrorists and escapes from captivity
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(37)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Atheists donate over $180,000 to Doctors Without Borders, your move Theists
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(536)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
My bad: you forget you left a loaded handgun in your carry-in. Totally not my fault: TSA officer accidentally fires it at checkpoint
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(153)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Hand grenade Christmas balls? Who could possibly have a problem with that?
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(56)
 


Mon December 12, 2011
(LA Times)
 
 
 
With $666,000 in federal research money, scientists examined whether distant prayer could heal AIDS. It could not
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(195)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Tats for toys for tots
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(42)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A silent streetlight with pulsating lights and five extended tendrils filmed hovering over protesters in Russia
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(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Take something that looks shopped, and fix it
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(51)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
This week's Mugshot Roundup features geriatric facial tattoos, 18 year old twins, runny mascara, and one hell of a uni-brow
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(191)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Iranians becoming more like Americans every day; they're threatening to sue the US over the drone that went down in their territory
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(101)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
200 new species discovered, served as street food in Vietnam
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(49)
 
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Segway inventor come out in support of gay marriage cause that's just the way he rolls
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(113)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Russian reading
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(25)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
How is candy cane formed?
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(119)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hacker who caused the National Emergency Alert System to send out a text telling NJ cell phone users to "seek shelter immediately" due to the "extreme threat to life" owes a few thousand people new underwear
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(176)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
50 goldfish dead in publicity stunt gone wrong. They're with cod now
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(93)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Police to test 'anti-riot' laser that can temporarily
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(273)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Christian evangelist climate change scientist doesn't believe in global warming... because "belief" is faith in things not supported by facts
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(410)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Royal Mail gets Christmas card in mailbox addressed to "James Carrigan, My Best Mate, Stays in Cardonald, Glasgow." CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
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(102)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
BAD SANTA
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(73)
 
(The TSA Blog)
 
 
 
TSA: "We did not intend to order her to remove a medically-necessary back brace. We thought it was a money belt"
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(287)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Montana launches winter tourist advertising campaign. Suggest some slogans (Voting Enabled)
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(236)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Living on a former US Army chemical warfare testing range is great up until your feet turn black
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(50)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
It's almost time for the annual Seoul Doll Fair. Sleep well (some maybe Not safe for work pics)
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(42)
 
(Greek Reporter)
 
 
 
Butter priced at $515 a pack on Norway's black market as demand soars. What's smør, people are willing to pay for it
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(111)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you collect rainwater in big barrels? You're now breaking the law because, according to the government, "that rain belongs to someone else"
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(285)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Oprah and Louis Farrakhan will visit Haiti. Best Buddy Movie Ever
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(35)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Pattern of tuba thefts indicate perpetrators have big brass ones
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(30)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Blackwater, which renamed itself Xe Services, is changing its name again to Academi, and from now on will be known as "Blackwater"
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(132)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Russian President orders election investigation to find nothing wrong
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(17)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest, Round 4: September through November
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(67)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
A few more Headline of the Year nominees that didn't make the cut (fourth quarter)
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(9)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
US Coast Guard issues stern warning about overweight American's gross tonnage
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(55)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Disappointment
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(35)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
17-year-old girl invents nanoparticle that kills cancer. Still no cure for Fark memes
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(314)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Finally, for that filthy, dirty beatnik on your holiday gift list; Jack Kerouac Soap
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(78)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, my son, there once was a time when grown men were excited by the sight of cheerful, full-grown women and felt sorry for dour, underfed teenagers ... rather than vice versa (some NSFW-ish pics)
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(764)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Need some time off from work? Try the old "fake obituary of your mom" trick
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(60)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Around the world in cookies. This is why you are fat
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(60)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One in three will go into debt to pay for holiday presents. Merry... Christmas?
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(125)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Is this heaven? (w/pics)
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(72)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Some advice from the TSA on how not to mess up their Christmas
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