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Sun December 11, 2011
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Father Bartley's a fairy, but it don't bother Mary. You bet he's from Pedosylvania
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(81)
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
The End of Welfare: Alabama can't Find Anyone to Fill Illegal Immigrants' Old Jobs
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(407)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
It turns out that "promoting Christ" by donning paramilitary gear and staging a home invasion isn't really a good idea after all
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(110)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
It's time for RadiumOne's abusive CEO to go (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Website offers rare glimpse of North Korean TV. Hey, it beats watching Community
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(129)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
In Japan, how your kid's school lunch looks is as important as what it tastes like. Even if it takes you two hours to fix it. More proof we need a food tag
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(186)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Photoshop this successful lift
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(24)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Do not want: truck nutz. Gotta have: car thongs
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(170)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
St Paul police are comfortable with city notification method which has let city keep $515,497 which can be refunded to people whose cars were towed and sold
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(86)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Turning your carefully conceived thread about international trade deficits into a chaotic debate over salsa
 
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
After their tough new immigration law has so far succeeded only in ensuring neither Honda or Mercedes will ever build a plant there; Alabama thinks the law might could stand to be tweaked jest a little
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(177)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
In this tough economy, it's nice to see that New York toll-takers are clearing $80,000-$100,000 per year
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(461)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Today's story of a teacher having sex with a student comes from... well judging from the mugshot, it must be from the school for the blind
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(96)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Customs agents seize $140,000 worth of meth hidden inside three cans of liquid nacho cheese. Authorities became suspicious when they realized nobody has ever been able to finish even a single can of that crap, let alone 3
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(57)
 
(Big Picture)
 
 
 
Photoshop this leg up lad in lavender
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(20)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
From "Circus Arts" and "The Harry Potter Phenomenon" to "'South Park' and Philosophy" and "Wine Insights", never before have Liberal Arts majors been so qualified to man the deep fryer
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(115)
 
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Murderer's death sentence overturned because bored juror tweeted critical details of the case: "The coffee here sucks." Let this be cautionary tale: bad coffee ruins EVERYTHING
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(81)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Guy wants to cancel non-refundable flight and is denied. Sends whiny post to Consumerist. Gets pwned in comments. Are we dividing by zero?
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(103)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I have no idea what's going on, so here's a tiger with a Christmas present on its head
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(19)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Still not in the Christmas spirit? Maybe this slideshow of children crying while getting their picture taken with Santa Claus will put you in the mood
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(60)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Hate to drone on about the erosion of civil liberties in the U.S. but local police forces are starting to use them
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(222)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Four things go into a pilot's pre-flight takeoff weight calculation: The plane, the passengers, and the baggage. Wait, that's only three... hmm, what's missing?
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(101)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Congratulations Tucson, Dickman's Meat remains open for business
source: azstarnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Spandex, once a vintage ABBA hot chick wardrobe staple, making a comeback. Unfortunately this time around, it's more like sausage casing for American fatasses
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(176)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Choose your headline: A) Don't wanna be a bum, you better chew gum B) Oh, you said MASTICATION-induced arousal C) You really CAN'T think and chew gum at the same time
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(17)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer thinks that all the TSA needs to fix itself is a "passenger advocate," position to be filled by the agency that's needing help determining "right" from "wrong" in the first place
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(98)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Making a good dessert is a trifle
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(34)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Angry bird annoys pigs
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(34)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
She doesn't need a bigger boat. It's good to be the Queen
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(32)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
From the looks of things, Boston's 2011 Santa Speedo Run was full of Ho Ho Hos
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(61)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
It sure is dusty in here
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(28)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
If you recently lost some cash in Duluth, give this guy a call. And if you didn't, give him a call anyway - maybe you'll get lucky
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(10)
 
(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these arboreal accommodations
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(33)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
"I will just have to crawl into bed with the covers over me and stay there," said Power, a widow who worked as a cashier and waitress until she was 80. "I will do what I have to do"
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(316)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Ohio mannequin survives assassination attempt. Don't those good ol' boys know you can't kill them
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(29)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Consenting adults arrested for doing adult things to several other consenting adults in the privacy of their homes. Welcome to Florida, USA: Home of the free, land of the prudes
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(145)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Q: What's shaking? A: Mexico City
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(26)
 
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
North Korea warns South Korea to not display any Christmas lights near the border because it interferes with Dear Leader's golf game
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(53)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Religious groups outraged about raunchy t-shirts being sold to children in the community. "Boobies make me smile"
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(73)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Before you start tearing down the walls of your home because you hear your girlfriend calling for help behind one, first make sure she's not actually vacationing in Texas
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(33)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Snooping on people is making you fat
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(36)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Honduras bans motorcycle passengers to curb ride-by killings -- a problem that's all two wheel in that country
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(23)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Teenage city council member gets head start on political career
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(81)
 
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Pastor holds fundraiser to purchase the Pink Pony strip club. Giggity, giggity, giggity, amen
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(81)
 


Sat December 10, 2011
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Hunter shot by dog. With bonus 'Should I have not done that?' picture of doggie
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(73)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
England tries to keep from being the drunken frat girl at the EU's party
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(70)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news: the Ark of the Covenant is at a chapel in Ethiopia. Bad news: they can't show it to anyone or prove that it exists in any way. I'm glad religion is usually never like that
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(134)
 
(Redding Record Searchlight)
 
 
 
Man rams one car into an apartment, then rams another car into his girlfriend's apartment, kicks down the door and, sheriff says, "this is where it gets kind of weird, he takes off all his clothes and starts jumping on cars"
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(32)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pakistan about to get a Whackistan
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(263)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Some of these quotes are from various men's magazines. Some are from convicted rapists justifying their crime. Can you tell the difference?
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(311)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
How do you spot fake online product reviews? Why not pour yourself a nice, refreshing glass of Tuscan Whole Milk, read this article, and find out?
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(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
He was a nice guy. He was a quiet guy
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(64)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cat inherits £10m after owner dies, becomes third richest pet in the world
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(33)
 
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Being half naked, drunk, and passed out in the middle of an intersection is no way to finish your duty shift as a police officer
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(58)
 
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
This just in: coffee shops near college campuses see an increase in profit during finals week
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(15)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Guy loses his $300,000 a year job because of "reply all". Asinine and Dumbass tags rise up, combine to form Asi-Ass tag
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(183)
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Not news: Parents suspect kid of smoking. News: They want the kid beaten up because of it. FARK: They farm out the job to a guy known as an child-discipline "enforcer"
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(50)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Turn a kid's product into something for adults
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dream On: The most expensive cars of 2012
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(73)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If some chick tells you she is a doctor, and wants to make your penis bigger by injecting something into it, well, use your best judgement
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(117)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Reports are that 4 children were gunned down on Syrian streets. Hold on Tom, we're getting word that Angelina Jolie and her father, Jon Voight have now reconciled before the world's media
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In the "youth sports rapidly replacing the Catholic church as prime abusers of boys" department, another coach accused of going the second mile with the kids
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(87)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sledder sledding down artificial snow at SnowFest in Straub Park, St. Petersburg
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(32)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Woman tells her caterer that there will be Muslims present, gets upset when half the food is full of pork, demands more than the $3,000 refund they're offering. Yes, because EVERYONE should know Muslims don't eat pork
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(542)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Permanent marker + acrylic floors and walls + oodles of time = Whoa
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(124)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
With the Euro in crisis, America splitting along class lines thanks to Occupy and the GOP debates, and countless other crises, it's time to focus on a more serious problem: FACEBOOK IS HIDING YOUR MAIL
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(59)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Aerial map of Mythbusters cannonball run will have to do until the video leaks out
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(227)
 
(WJAC)
 
 
 
Six-alarm fire destroys Punxsutawney Hotel. Local weatherman sought for questioning, last seen driving on railroad tracks
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(59)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
Authorities arrest 3 Chinese men in Cologne after finding 100 snakes, 70 tortoises, and 20 neon-colored frogs in their hotel room; are unsure whether they are animal dealers or had just ordered room service
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(33)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Not news: Shoplifter arrested. News: Shoplifter Detained By Employees, Arrested. FARK: His teeshirt in his mugshot
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(99)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lawmaker wants to strip TSA officers of badges. "TSA has essentially allowed its airport screeners to play dress-up by giving them metal badges and police-like uniforms". Also allowed them to play doctor
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(333)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these crèche carvings
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(20)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Senator demands Apple pull app that allows people to make fake, totally unrealistic driver's licenses. So if you want to be an Irish R&B singer/organ donor named McLovin, act fast
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(84)
 
(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
I have no idea what's going on so here's a video of a cat yodeling Jingle Bells. Just in time for Caturday
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(835)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fark squirrel really needs to hit the gym in about 26 minutes
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(54)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Researchers have discovered that alcohol is to blame for unsafe sex and I am shocked. SHOCKED
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(41)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Best shootout scene Hollywood has filmed in years. Unfortunately, it wasn't a movie
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(68)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cold war-era missile silo converted into 'ultimate secret lair' up for sale. No, its not in a hollowed out volcano like you asked for (w/ pics and video)
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(78)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
What are countries doing to tackle climate change? It ranges from "jack shiat" to "not much"
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(202)
 
(York Daily Record)
 
 
 
"She was a difficult mother and a horrendous mother-in-law. She will STILL be missed"
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(49)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mayor Bloomberg orders NYC shelters to screen the homeless as a way of ensuring that the city helps only the truly needy. Because hanging out in a NYC homeless shelter is such a hot ticket with the glitterati these days
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(75)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That rapist on the news looks a lot like me. Oh s***, that IS me
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(127)
 
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Not news: woman wants to convince her husband to move to a better neighborhood. News: She fakes her own rape to do it. Fark: She's a prison psychologist
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(81)
 


Fri December 09, 2011
(College Magazine)
 
 
 
Top 10 hipster college campuses in America. I have more authentic campuses on my personal list than you do
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(172)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
San Diegans crying about sub-40 degree weather: "It's so cold, I almost didn't wear shorts today"
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(131)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Brave freedom-fighters get Lowe's to stop funding terrorism by way advertising of a TLC program about a Muslim family
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(302)
 
(ABC 33/40)
 
 
 
Come for the story of a topless woman attacking a city worker, stay for the instant Hall of Fame mugshot
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(74)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Sleep easy tonight, Florida. Instead of catching murderers the police are cracking down on pizza flyer deliveries
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(39)
 
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Stabbing your way out of Court-ordered Anger Management classes: You're doing it wrong
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(37)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Sure, ban alcohol sales to college kids at home football games, when the REAL problem is drunken parents, alumni in the skyboxes
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In order to make their forecasts sound more American, meteorologists in England are giving percentage chances of precipitation instead of just saying "it's likely to rain"
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(43)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this light work
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(21)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to be a world's record holder in something? Do you have 62 bananas and an extra large pair of pants?
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(36)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Gingrich says that the Palestinians are an "invented" people and have no right to a state of their own
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(386)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Scary: Falling asleep behind the wheel in traffic. Stupid: With a joint in your hand. Fail: And 33 bags of heroin
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(36)
 
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Californians have apparently been storing a 700-lbs WWII bomb on a tank of diesel fuel for 70 years. Bonus: Next to Oakland International Airport
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(81)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Police say man lived with woman's corpse for months, but have not ruled out possibility he may have only thought he had gone deaf
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(37)
 
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh on White House Hanukkah celebration: "I'm sure he thought it was Kwanzaa"
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(264)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Daily deal sites blamed for driving Chicago-area vegan hot dog stand out of business. It was a Chicago-area vegan hot dog stand
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(112)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Sad: Thief steals mother's ashes from a woman. Stupid: She was taking the ashes to a Bingo game for good luck
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(39)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Freedom The Bunny brought a neighborhood together and helped make the world a better place before dying in agony, terrified and alone
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(233)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Rejected Christmas cards
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are you wondering how Camden, NJ stays at the top of the America's most dangerous cities list? "We don't have any real policing in Camden. They're just out here to pick up the bodies"
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(191)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Witchdoctors in Tanzania have a taste for white meat
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(90)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Woman catching heat for throwing a Molotov cocktail into a home (with "Come on, baby, light my fire" mugshot goodness)
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(73)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Only pansies kill themselves with guns or pills. Real men kill themselves with piranhas
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(59)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Grinch steals holidays from Boca Raton
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(42)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Experts warn against eating raw cookie dough, will have houses burned down by Subby
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(151)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
It's fun to electronically steal $54,000 from the YMCA
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(15)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
1) Make false alarm call to 911. 2) Rob empty firehouse C) Prof.... er - Get caught by returning firemen
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(27)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Clear off your desks and get out your sharpened #2 pencils, it's the weekly Fark Weird News Quiz
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(33)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
World's 50 most delicious drinks. That pure, refreshing, wondrous elixir without which you could not exist is ranked #4
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(285)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What the hell were these architects thinking?
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(165)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
No, taxicab, you can't go to bed with the DJ. You're a taxicab, you don't even have boobies
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(42)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Supervisors banish DoE whistleblower and his little red stapler to the basement
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Holiday Tip: When decorating your yard with Christmas cheer, be sure it's not the same Christmas cheer you stole from your neighbor's house a block away
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(19)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Holiday cooking tip #28: Castrating lambs with your teeth can make you sick
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(74)
 
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Polar Express derails
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(22)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR discovers that finding millionaire job creators who actually believe they're being overtaxed is a little like finding WMDs in Iraq
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(262)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Yeah - Chinese fire drill - I love these things - we used to do them as a kid all of the ti...guys, hey, guys - that's not the way it goes
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(34)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Robbing your college bookstore is probably not the best way to deal with the high price of textbooks
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(58)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
An interview with an airline "revenue manager", the guy who makes sure those $49 fares are never available when you log on
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(30)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest, Round 3: June through August
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(71)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
A few more Headline of the Year nominees that didn't make the cut (third quarter)
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(16)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Well the 'Occupy' crowd has occupied just about everything, so why not a TV show
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(222)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Some headlines write themselves: "The scent of a man? Could be an STD"
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(36)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again: Man burns down house trying to melt ice with blowtorch
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(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ikea: "We build furniture for the 99%"
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(203)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Oh my God, trampoline
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(55)
 
(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Man robs CVS store and leaves behind his birth certificate
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ugandaaaans in spaaaace
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(104)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
A sign of the times: Thieves are now stealing used cooking oil from restaurants. Bonus: The used oil is worth about $1,000
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(49)
 
(The Republic)
 
 
 
Teacher strips and hoses down pre-kindergarten student outside of school for soiling his pants. Some people have a problem with this
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(106)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Perhaps the anti-drinking PSA with the drunk girl pulling her panties down wasn't such a great idea
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(290)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Memory Lane: Remember everything you ever wanted for Christmas as a kid? Take a look at this catalog from 1976 for a glimpse of how we used to live
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(536)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
You can't do the crime if you are already doing time
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(48)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that rats display empathy, proving that rodents are more human than bankers and Farkers
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(50)
 
(The Daily)
 
 
 
Meet the ugly-ass 'Tickle-Me-Elmo' of 1911
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(29)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
FDA wants more information on Yaz, still ok with Erasure
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(52)
 
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Dressing up at work on Halloween as Dr. Harry Beaver, gynecologist is a funny idea ... unless you work as a police officer in a public high school
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme Shop: Behind the scenes. Photoshop something that was off camera when a cliche image was captured. LGT example
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(42)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Being caught driving while 4 times over the limit isn't a good thing, but heck at 90 years old you gotta be proud of her stamina
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(38)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
You find a nude picture of your girlfriend's teen daughter on her cell phone. Do you: A) Ground her B) Take her phone away from her C) Forward the picture to all the contacts on her phone in order to teach her a lesson
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(221)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Scientists found that supplementing the cows' feed with the leftover material from wine-making reduced methane emissions by 20%, increased milk production by 5% and raised snobbery levels 100%
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(70)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola moves its secret formula (water, sugar, brown food coloring) to a different vault for first time since they removed opium from the recipe
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(135)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
George Costanza has nothing on this guy
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(92)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Man shoplifts a coat from Wal-Mart, returns a couple of days later wearing the stolen coat and tries to steal a TV
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(32)
 
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Meth: now so easy to make, you don't even have to leave Walmart first
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(93)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Now that a pack of smokes cost $15 in New York, the city has revealed their next target: Roll your own cigarettes. Suck it smokers. Suck it hard
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(362)
 
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Texas dentist caught with child porn has been sentenced to five years of having his cavities filled
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(66)
 


Thu December 08, 2011
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish, but be forever protected from government plots to embed GPS tracking devices in their bodies
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(105)
 
(My Fox Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
No charges filed after intruder pulls fire alarm. "It's really hard to fine a squirrel, so he got a stern lecture and was released outside"
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(20)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Priceless stage props and memorobilia from classic 60's TV show have been lost or stolen over the years
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(44)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
And I thought they smelled bad... on the outside
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(59)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
School police officer to parents: "Sexting is a new epidemic, and it could be on your child's cell phone." Then he proved it beyond a reasonable doubt with 14 year old. That's above and beyond the call
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(84)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man wears Chewbacca mask during shooting, cops assign case to their new wookie
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(37)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Well water you know? Fracking not as safe as it's cracked up to be
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(178)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this winding wind
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(37)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland high school English teacher and Joey Tribbiani look-alike arrested for banging three 15- and 16-year-old girls. WHOA
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(129)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Clown Car drops transmission and miscarries on lap 20
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(759)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Iran releases video footage of downed RQ-170 drone. How'd they photoshop that?
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(361)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mountaintop monument
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(44)
 
(Tubefilter TV)
 
 
 
"Similar programs would comb Fark and Google Trends for talking points to recite in front of a camera." Look out, everyone, we're being groomed against our will
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(51)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The best memes of 2011. Why the fail tag? Just look at what they picked
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(527)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
College baseball coach who sent teenage girl a pic of his bat and balls expected to play catcher for a while
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(59)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Remember, when you drop your child off with a babysitter you found on Craigslist, you have to return later to pick him back up. "Quit (expletive) calling my phone"
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(121)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
American citizen gets 2 1/2 year jail sentence for insulting Thai goat ball licker
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(107)
 
(CBS St. Louis)
 
 
 
Sixteen-year-old who took sword from Lincoln Memorial says, "the sword came loose when I grabbed it"
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(116)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN does the hardline investigative reporting that other news organizations refuse to do. Today, they answer "When is a woman more likely to fake it?"
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(57)
 
(WDBJ 7 Roanoke)
 
NewsFlash
 
Update: 2 confirmed dead in separate shootings on Virginia Tech campus, shooter still at large
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(914)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Michigan and Wisconsin fight over which state looks more like a mitten. Seriously
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(132)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Gingers are hypersensitive primadonnas. Here comes the science
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(424)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Man straps cruise missile to car. Wile E. Coyote takes notes
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(62)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
Japan's snack industry operates under the assumption that something new has to be offered every week or so. Which explains Clam Chowder Doritos
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(105)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I don't know about you, but if I get shot by my mom I'm not gonna be posting "ahhhhhhhh" on Facebook, and I sure as heck stop typing when the tear gas comes through the window
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(111)
 
(Herald Times Reporter)
 
 
 
Man's actions described as "disruptive to the peace and good order of the community at large." Was he: a) protesting violently, b) dealing drugs, or c) planking?
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(60)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Female officers finally allowed on board Royal Navy submarines, but they'll remain mostly full of seamen....just like the submarines
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(100)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Farkers, we are cured
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(186)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
The 30 freakiest commercials of 2011, including Jean-Claude Van Damme comparing Coors Light to his tight, frozen crotch
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(41)
 
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Not news: armed robbery. News: caught on security camera. Fark: world's first "photobong" (w/ pic)
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(33)
 
(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
World's slowest bullet finally claims its victim
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(59)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
It's Panda Census time in China. Subby is curious as to how they get pandas to fill out those forms
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(34)
 
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Two female Baltimore City Mounted Unit police officers are on leave after allegedly mounting each other in public
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(128)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Some children's cereals packed with sugar." This message brought to you by the Institute for Scientists Who Woke Up and Realized they Promised to Publish Something Today
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(121)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New census map of New Jersey. Don't think it's official, though
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(182)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Was his name Al Poe?
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Neopolitan crime boss captured. No word on the whereabouts of the Capo di Tutti Frutti
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(23)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Trompe-l'oeil
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(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
D.B. Cooper positively identified
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(172)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Should nuns take birth control pills? Probably, considering their boss has a history of impregnating women without touching them
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(75)
 
(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Drunk man finds perfectly safe place to sleep off his booze - on a railway track
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(39)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Confirmed: Newly acquired documents show that the Obama Administration intended to use the covert gunwalker operation "Fast and Furious" to argue for controversial new laws regulating U.S. gun sales
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(765)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You might have too much bling on your vehicle if the cops ban you from driving for being a hazard to other drivers
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(49)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Sleepy 65 year old wakes up confused. What are all these teenagers doing in my bedroom? And who replaced my pillow with this steering wheel?
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(21)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Air Force admits that they buried far more ashes of U.S. servicemen in a landfill than previously acknowledged. Oops, sorry families, their bad again
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(72)
 
(Chaos Computer Club)
 
 
 
Parents take teachers hostage in school during what must have been the worst parent-teacher-day ever
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(24)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Teenager attacked by classmates who proceeded to pin him to the ground and A) beat him to a bloody pulp; B) sexually assaulted him; or C) shaved a part of his hair like on Jackass
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(73)
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Humans aren't going to get any smarter than we already are, so you can feel ok about continuing to kill off your brain cells with booze
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(167)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 344: "Let's Go Shopping". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(129)
 


Wed December 07, 2011
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The baggage handler who lost her job after refusing to load a sick dog on an airplane gets her job back, back pay, and a donation to the Humane Society. Spiffy tag pushes Follow-Up out of the damm way
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(133)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Another FARK-ready headline: Hungry Swedes queue up for Obama's sausage
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(37)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Ninja Cow roams the streets of Plattsmouth no longer. "Residents on the north side of town will be able to sleep soundly again"
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(36)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
With all other crime in Lynn, Massachusetts solved, police charge eighty-year-old woman for feeding the ducks
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(110)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Married teacher has sex with student after luring him to her car during football game. "IT'S UP ... AND IT'S GOOD"
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(129)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Principal forced out over 9-year-old's sexual harassment suspension:"One mistake in 44 years, and I'm not given the benefit of the doubt. I really don't believe I was treated fairly." Zero tolerance is a biatch
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(202)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
No terrorist in their right mind will attack Montcalm County, Michigan now that they have $11,700 worth of snow cone machines. Thank you, Homeland Security
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(80)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop these people on pipes
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(21)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering, the Fort Hood shooting is just "workplace violence"
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(203)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Tis the season for the school nativity play: The happy smiling kids, no room at the inn, Jesus born into a manger, three wise men, parent having his finger bitten off, peace and joy to all men
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(51)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Signs on your car that might attract cops: Exhibit A
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(105)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Students offered free alcoholic beverages in exchange for donating blood. Surprisingly, some people - who have obviously never had the one-beer-post-blood-donation buzz - have a problem with this
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(26)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
R*I*P
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(329)
 
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Hot redhead state's attorney "exposed her breasts to co-workers, came to work drunk and kept nude photos of herself on state computers?" I don't see a problem with this
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(408)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Superintendent agrees a sexual harrassment charge was not warranted against the 9 year old boy who said his teacher was either cute, or fine
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(74)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop the carrot-eating bug
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(33)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: "Merkel's Strategy: Make Europe Look a Lot More Like Germany." Guess third time's the charm?
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(172)
 
(Monsters and Critics)
 
 
 
Putin pulls 99.48 percent of the vote . . . in Chechnya. The other .52 took a long car ride in a black unmarked vehicle and were never seen again
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(85)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
It's Christmastime, so here's your obligatory "gift cards may cost you money if you don't use them" story
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(75)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Impromptu NOLA Fark Party this Saturday night (12/10/2011) at Tracey's on Magazine Street. Beer will flow like wine, and someone's getting naked
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(78)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Syrian president says only "crazy presidents" kill their own citizens, is crazy
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(44)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
"Hey man, is that freedom rock?" "No, it's just 185 pounds of packaged hydroponic marijuana stuffed in a bunch of musical speakers"
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(104)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Going to the casino and winning has slim odds, but following the winners home and robbing them gets you a 100% payout
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(106)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest, Round 2: March through May
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(78)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
A few more Headline of the Year nominees that didn't make the cut (second quarter)
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(23)
 
(Stylist)
 
 
 
Forget tidings of great joy - try greetings of great depression. All you need for a very bleak Christmas
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(51)
 
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
You haven't done a very good job at parenting if your kids drink underage, they beat you up for throwing away their beer because they are underaged, and they're drinking Bud Light
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(71)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sharp kneed virtual Swedish swimsuit and lingerie models cause controversy, still need a sammich or two
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(100)
 
(Some Manatee)
 
 
 
Family Guy writer's account of being arrested at Occupy LA. The Manatees submitted this with a funnier headline
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(478)
 
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Two cops playing with their guns late at night suffer premature discharge, destroying another man's hard sausage. What a load of baloney
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(46)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
See three men attempting to load a 3000-pound commercial oven, on the next episode of Tortilla Flats
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(18)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"so what did you do at school today, dear?" "raided a crack den" "That's great, dear... Wait, what?"
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(23)
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Tired of not making enough money with their bake sale fundraisers, group of grandmothers decide to go a slightly different route. Oh yes, they did (with sfw pics)
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I went on a Pilgrimage and all I got was 500 lashes
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(111)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Japanese quake caused double tsunami. Woooooow. Yeahhhhhhh. Oh my God. What does this mean?
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(41)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
School bus drivers ordered to remove Christmas decorations, including ribbons, bows, snowflakes, Christmas crackers, snowmen, elves, Santa Claus and angels from their buses. That's stup-- angels? BURN IN HELL OTTO
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(57)
 
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
28-year old woman, 13-year old boy, 8 counts of sexual battery, 4 counts of carnal knowledge, 3 counts of kidnapping, 2 turtle doves and a count of indecent behavior with a juvenile. In a pear tree
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(177)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Love the cold and snow and hate paying taxes? Has Maine got a retirement plan for you
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember the former Miss USA arrested for drunk driving in Michigan who claimed she was going to be the designated driver? Her story is about .20 percent accurate
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Contrary to popular belief, atheists do take their families to church. "We thought that these individuals might be less inclined to introduce their children to religious traditions, but we found the exact opposite to be true"
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(522)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There are so many shark attacks in South African waters because of: A) Healers sacrificing animals on the beaches B) Loud onshore music C) A curse on surfers? D) All of the above
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(14)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this round ride
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(29)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Threatening to kill city workers will not get power restored to your neighborhood any quicker, but it will get you a cozy little room with light and heat
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(11)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
70 years ago today, Japan attacked Pearl Harbor. Things looked awfully bleak. Then Brooklyn got involved
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(167)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill Gates developing OS with China, says it will be "low cost, very safe and generate very little waste", which means it will be full of security holes and will crash a lot. Wait, did I say OS? I meant a nuclear reactor
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(96)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Federal Aviation Administrator chief Randy Babbitt downgraded from FAA to AA
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(19)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
College girls strip (you've already clicked) to raise money to fund their team. Possibly Not safe for work
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(485)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two ugly-ass rabbits live life of luxury in a tricked-out £10,000 hutch (w/pics)
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(40)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The British government has had enough of these lazy cancer sufferers, says if they're so sick and cancery they better prove it
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(86)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How many Chinese men can you fit on the end of a nail?
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(34)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Kittens dumped in grocery bag, left in road to die. Dog drags bag home, saves two kittens. Then it gets dusty in here
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(314)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
This just in: bedbugs are from Arkansas
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(48)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
The mall is not an appropriate place to find mistletoe... with your shotgun
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(26)
 


Tue December 06, 2011
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
You never called back, and I'm not trying to stalk you, but I found your email address on Google, and here's 1,615 words on why you should go out with me again, you insensitive, stuck up, bia--
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(276)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
BeautifulPeople.com is thrown off of eBay for auctioning a date with the Virgin Mary. Still no word on your chances with that hot little number in the center wearing the fur coat
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(29)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Mythbusters may have accidentally shot a house with a cannonball. NICE SHOT, GRANT
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(254)
 
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Cowlitz cows slit
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(34)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg's private Facebook pictures get hacked
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(75)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Experts agree. "Backdoor" is on the top of her list as a gift
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(65)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
5'4" 252 pound pole dancer says she's proud of her ability. I don't know about her, but whoever installed that pole should be
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(140)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Woman denied food stamps responds by shooting children, self. Oh SNAP
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(490)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Men arrested for chucking beer bottles from fifth level of parking garage after one barley misses police officer
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(30)
 
(The Australian)
 
 
 
Today's "Who'd a thunk it?" Solar panels feeding so much electricity back into the grid, that power companies have to raise rates to recoup loses
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(251)
 
(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop Little Joe
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(26)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Japanese powdered baby formula is high in calcium, which is necess... wait, cesium?
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I'll have the orange wine. Oh, you haven't heard of it?" *condescending snicker* "Well, it's a bit obscure, I guess"
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(91)
 
(Pundit Kitchen)
 
 
 
Problem: people stealing hammers meant for breaking glass in the event of an accident. Solution: the buses in Heilongjiang, China are now equipped with emergency bricks
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(28)
 
(The Paris Review)
 
 
 
In 1963, a high school smart-ass sent copies of his English teacher's questionnaire on symbolism to several literary greats and Ayn Rand. Hilarity and genuine responses ensued
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(330)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Sleeping autistic boy left on school bus for 2.82639615 hours
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(53)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
If your cell phone falls in the dog's water bowl and dies, it's a good idea to let someone know about it before the cops start the helicopter searches for your body
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(49)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's annual Headline of the Year kicked off yesterday and will run for the next two weeks. Some details on that, and a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/27 - 12/3
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(10)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Police: "DROP THE GUN." Guy in ski mask: "We're just filming a movie." Police: TACKLED
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(119)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Surfer bit by either a shark, a sea lion, a mermaid, or perhaps Aquaman
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(38)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After 540 days, it has been determined that Belgium is approximately two halves of a whole country
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In honor of Reince Priebus offering a $100 reward for a photo of Obama with Sen. Bob Casey, photoshop Obama and Casey meeting in unexpected ways
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(29)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
If you are going to be a serial arsonist, try not to let video cameras capture you in the act. Oh, and try not to set your own arm on fire either. With video of flaming arsonist's arm
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(59)
 
(Dead Ken)
 
 
 
Barbie's dream house if it were built on Salem's Lot
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(128)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up." "Yes, that's what we wanted you to think"
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(118)
 
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Ski area owner run over by nine-ton snow grooming machine is recovering nicely, feeling groovy
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(31)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Egypt is taken over by the Islamists not democracy, world stunned. Except for Israel who running shouting, told ya so told ya so, na na na na
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(409)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Radio stations that switch to All-Christmas format are doubling their ratings. Suck it Thanksgiving, Passover, and Ramadan radio
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(188)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
There's too much weird stuff here to fit in one headline, but suffice it to say that the defense's case rested on the fact that the defendant wore a diaper while hiring the hit man
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Faked Death of the Traditional Family: How 'experts' are trying to kill off the traditional family, claiming most of us live in alternative set-ups
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(139)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Naked guy: "Please tase me 'bro". Deputy: "OK...BZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTT"
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dog people vs. cat people. Yeah, it's pretty much what you expected
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(325)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Can't hold your liquor? You can get away with beating people up in the UK and blame it on your religion prohibiting alcohol
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(66)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
In Virginia, the first day of school is determined by: a) Your local school board, b) the school's principal, c) the PTA, or d) the state's theme park industry?
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(93)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
You know things may be over between you and your boyfriend if you fake your kidnapping to get $100 out of him but he won't pay the ransom
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(58)
 
(Regretsy)
 
 
 
I'd love to give you that new fire truck, Timmy, but PayPal says cats are more important than people in need
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(131)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The Incredible Bulk tears his clothes off and ambushes couple on their own front porch. You wouldn't like him when he's angry, and pumped up on steroids
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(42)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Let's recap. The senate approved the NDAA. The amendment to remove indefinite detention failed. It will declare the US a battleground, anyone can get arrested and detained, and it legalizes bestiality- wait, what?
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(236)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Report says organized crime has infiltrated garbage business in New Jersey. And you needed a report for this why?
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(47)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Irish setter gives birth to 15 ugly-ass puppies in a single litter. Just kidding - they're the cutest thing you'll see this week
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(49)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bachmann rendered speechless by 8-year old, textbooks, waffle iron
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(714)
 
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Ace Ventura drags his highly trained cat detection dog out from under some random porch to help locate missing kitty at Sea-Tac Airport
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(13)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Argentina launches illegal naval blockade of the Falkland Islands. Britain, having scrapped the majority of her armed forces, sends a politely worded letter to no one in particular, for fear of upsetting anyone
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(309)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
New county auditor locates $30,000 just in time to give himself a $30,000 pay raise
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(28)
 
(SaveOnBrew)
 
 
 
Beer prices at all 30 NHL arenas. Beer or college for the kids?
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(153)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Artist deciphers mystery of the Mona Lisa, spotting three secret animals hidden in the picture. Also, Da Vinci apparently painted it sideways
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(79)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Photoshop this break dancing brother
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 23-year-old model propelled into the spotlight
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(317)
 
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Santa died for your sins
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(215)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Who owns the rights to our germs?
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(83)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Police arrested a woman they said killed her friend and hid her body under a pile of Christmas presents"
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(32)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Dude. Next time try the happy meal
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(32)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Fearing for their safety, police are forced to tear clothing from OWS protester and hastily retreat from weeping, underwear clad menace
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(474)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Most politicians would respond to Pelosi's "thousand pages of dirt" claim with a simple denial." Newt Gingrich, however, immediately validates it by suggesting he'll "file charges" if she talks
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(277)
 
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Police deploy road spikes during pursuit which reached speeds up to 10 mph
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(30)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Since no one in Washington seems interested in building a case against the corruption on Wall Street, 60 Minutes is all like "Step aside biatches, we got this"
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(270)
 


Mon December 05, 2011
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Dead woman's Yahoo email account continues to spam her family members from beyond the grave. Yahoo tells family to send them her death certificate, which they got by Googling her
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(100)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Brit singer Adele won't be caught dead drinking Natural Light, Pabst Blue Ribbon or any other "North American" beer
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(265)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob a business, make sure the patrons can't run faster than your mode of getaway transport
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(26)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Five grenades found in a bag at Newark Airport. Like most things in Jersey, they were inert
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(37)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Government agency to provide free morning-after pills this Christmas season to any ho, ho, hos that request them over the phone
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(137)
 
(Some Sad TFettes)
 
 
 
Donation link for the RabidDog/Carl Memorial fund to the left, thank you all to the right
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(360)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Silly Americans, Marmite is meant to be spread thinly on buttered toast, not shellacked on dry bread
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(165)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this capering climber
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(25)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Your girlfriend isn't as pretty as the girls you see at the gym. Do you c) Use a stun gun on her, seal her in a box and then bury her in a shallow grave? Bonus: She digs herself out
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(150)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Five-ton stash of 220,000 Eisenhower dollar coins worth more than $1 million discovered in bank vault. Someone really liked Ike
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(61)
 
(KPGM)
 
 
 
County forced to spend $1200 on new light bulbs for holiday star on roof of courthouse after they're all stolen... by starlings
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(28)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Politifact's "Lie of the Year" is actually true. Which raises the possibility that Politifact's "Lie of the Year" is the actual lie of the year
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(180)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Ain't no party like a Lehigh University rave party 'cause a Lehigh University rave party don't stop until 35 people are hospitalized in a "mass casualty incident"
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(49)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Man fails to elude police during foot chase. Will respawn at the Los Santos Police Station minus his weapons, $100 and the XBox he was carrying
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(13)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
So, it wasn't right to send penis enlargement pumps to diabetics on Medicare? Should I not have done that?
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(21)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
OWS figure who may also be Conan O'Brien's estranged twin, exposed as a fraud after accepting publicly funded art grants
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(58)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Voyager 1 reaches "cosmic purgatory"; continues its search for the creator, hot bald chicks
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(183)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mother who tried to sell her baby for $7,000 will need to sell her other child to make bond
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(21)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you try to mug a UFC fighter. (w/ mugshot goodness)
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(100)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Headline: "Brett Favre would talk to Bears." Story: "The Bears haven't contacted the 42-year-old Favre, who has spent a good portion of his recent days hunting, and it's highly doubtful the team is interested"
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(197)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
I am sick and tired of these motherfarkin' snakes in these motherfarkin' Christmas trees
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(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this alluring architecture
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(27)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
A long time and well loved Total Farker, RabidDog, has passed away today in Poland. I'll miss you every day Dog
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(934)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The EU says that chocolate doesn't help children grow, ignoring the obvious horizontal inches
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Syria "would like" to stop killing civilians but it's just so hard to quit
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(51)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Having trouble keeping your films synched with RiffTrax? The good people at RiffTrax have a solution (and it's totally free)
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(98)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
News: Iran steals allies' invasion plan from British Embassy. Fark: the invasion of France
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(61)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Smoking can make your nipples fall off
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(147)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
India, a country with the population of a billion people, asks Google, Facebook and Twitter to screen all of the content posted to their sites. Yes, all of it. No really, they're serious
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(77)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Woman bends over and dares man to slap her monster badonkadonk on crowded street, prompting screwdriver attacks and arrests. With pics
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(123)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Aaaah, so that's where Mr Floor-Humper learned his routines
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(26)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If grabbing a bra is second base, then these thieves lead the league in doubles
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(3)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The United States is on track this year to be a net exporter of refined oil products for the first time in 62 years
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(125)
 
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
The ten stories you probably missed in 2011, including the fact that India now has a huge army
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(123)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Man busted for "hotboxing" marijuana in his car. "The car was so thick with smoke that officers couldn't immediately see the two-year-old boy in the back seat"
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(118)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What do you think of Katy Perry's new hair? Yes, apparently she has hair
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(348)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
A look back at silicone bracelets and the great democratization of philanthropy they brought
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(60)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
A critical review of cat-butt coffee. Why is there lipstick all over the coffee cup?
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(89)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news the recession is over as demonstrated by a huge jump in global CO2 emissions
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(77)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest, Round 1: December through February
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(97)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
A few more Headline of the Year nominees that didn't make the cut (first quarter)
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(28)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Is that a candlelight dinner in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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(8)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Suddenly it hit me: People who smack their children are afraid to admit it because it has become socially unacceptable
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(291)
 
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Tired of getting ripped off, Sacramento church uses latest technology to nab copper thieves. Well, maybe not the latest, but the mug shots are worth it
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In the US, people tend to leave electronics behind in cabs. In France it's their clothes. And in London it's a dead donkey
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(17)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ford's 2013 Lincoln MKS Sedan will have technology to tell when the driver is distracted. Control switch to be found under knob for voice texting and between video player and GPS
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(51)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two guys saved from boat sinking in three feet of water
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(80)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin's United Russia party loses 77 seats, will be renamed Divided Russia
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(39)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
I can't understand why anyone would want to grab their torches and pitchforks and head over to the rich asshole district
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(81)
 
(Imbibe Magazine)
 
 
 
Angry Birds now has a gummy candy. It's bland, unsatisfying, and there are so many better choices out there. The candy sucks, too
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(130)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
California woman challenges husband to game of Rock, Scissors, Penis
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(40)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Headline: The Muppets are brainwashing communists. Small print: says Fox News
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(165)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
'Creepy Crypt' tourist attraction discovers fake skeleton isn't actually fake. Same goes for that ghost then
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(35)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
OWS protester scores Wall Street job, which means the rest of you smelly hippies have to go home and let Wall Street bankers enjoy their Christmas bonuses in peace
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(371)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turtle escapes NYC wildlife center, beats Giants secondary for a 39-yard gain
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(17)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
German National Socialist Union cell created and sold Pogromly board game, based on Monopoly, with concentration camps instead of railroads and gas works instead of water works. Nahtzee probably gets boring after a while
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(35)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Can infections trigger OCD and other mental illnesses? I'd tell you, but I have to wash my hands 10 times and make sure all the doors are locked, or my cat will explode
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(49)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
We're not saying Australians talk funny, but Xbox just created a voice-recognition device that will allow it to understand the Australian accent
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(49)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Protip: No matter how much you insist, cops won't accept the "cocaine is legal tender" excuse
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(9)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Door to door breast examiner gets 13 months in prison to practice prostate exams
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(15)
 
(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Pizza company, surprisingly not owned by Herman Cain, apologises for implying that marrying a transgender would be a bad thing
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(168)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this animated Aborigine
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