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Sun November 13, 2011
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fareed Zakaria urges caution before launching into war with Iran, even if we are rushing to get the complete Middle East War collection
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(171)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Cook Islands' attempt to make the Fark main page is successful: "Zac Guildford ran naked and bleeding into a bar, assaulted patrons, then ran off with five women"
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(49)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It takes balls to sing an 'Occupy' song at a dinner for world leaders. It takes skill to do it for 40 minutes and not be noticed
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(148)
 
(South Bay Easy Reader)
 
 
 
Cops say con artist claimed she owned modeling agency, was related to NASCAR's Rick Hendrick. Cops knew she was lying when they put her on a small jet & nothing happened
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(25)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Alex Trebek tapped to form new Italian government
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(23)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The red-breasted screeching harpies have begun their migration
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(26)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Nine year old girl's first words after being able to speak for first time: "Thank you for giving me a voice." Dusty in here
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(51)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you're a mayor writing under an alias, don't use the name and photo of a professional tennis player as your nom de plume
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(11)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Cops sack naked man in nut tree
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(18)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
"3 cops jump off train to nab suspect, land in hospital." THAT is an impressive jump
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(16)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Y☢u kn☢w, if y☢u ☢verl☢☢k certain min☢r issues Japan is a pretty nice destinati☢n
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cashier sells $1 million lottery ticket to man who lives in the same town with the same last name - by "mistake"
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(49)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Iran says it has detected Duqu computer virus. Christopher Lee denies any reponsibility
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When making up a story for police about how your toddler went missing; make sure it's not exactly like the plot of a "Law and Order" episode. Particularly not the one that aired the night before your baby went "missing"
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(77)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this delightful door
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(28)
 
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Helicopter parents. New hotness: free-range kids
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(71)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
UK tourists are bringing a little bit of Australia home with them (the crawly, deadly bit)
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(24)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nun steals from college to fund gambling addiction. Now THAT'S a bad habit
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(19)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Nova Scorcha
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(19)
 
(KOIN Local 6 Portland)
 
 
 
Live feed of standoff between Portland PD and Occupy Portland protestors
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(858)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brazilian police take over Rio's biggest slum. Must be one really big ass place
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(32)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop these kids and a kite
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(23)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Oh, Jebus, do we really need another photo essay chronicling the fall of Detroit, from richest city in the nation to paradigmatic symbol of urban decay and bligh ... WHOA
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(323)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Couple has received over 150 prank 911 calls in the past two years. Don't worry though, the fact that they're Muslim in a predominantly non-Muslim area has nothing to do with it
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(128)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Eleven sounds kids have probably never heard in their lives. Because they've always got those damn headphones on and they're always playing with their cell phones. Get off my lawn
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(373)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The controversy over free will. Look, there are those who think that life has nothing left to chance. A host of holy horrors to direct our aimless dance. I will choose a path that's clear, I will choose freewill
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(280)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN explores whether the government should read people's minds. Stay tuned for next week's analysis on whether flying pigs should be bound by conventional aviation rules
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(49)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Your turkey is $15 more this year. Thanks to China eating more meat
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(113)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
On Tuesday, 82% of Atlanta voters supported Sunday sales of alcohol. Those voters still cannot buy alcohol on Sunday
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(125)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
The Citadel reveals that it went full-Penn State
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(121)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vehicles have crashed into Kathy's fence over 30 times, so she redesigned it to be safer. This is how women are different from men
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(219)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If you break into an ex-girlfriend's house and light her ironing board on fire, it's a pretty good bet that she'll press charges
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(38)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Defendant in the Southwest convicted after trying nine times to kill detective with bazooka, gas, and assorted booby traps. When asked if he was relieved, detective cryptically said only "Meepmeep" and ran off without further comment
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(40)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Evelyn Lauder, who created the pink breast cancer awareness ribbon and raised $330 million for research, dies of ovarian cancer. I has a sad
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(151)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
The six most dangerous toys of the '90s: "Skip-It was a fun toy, but there was always the risk of having the ball come slamming into your ankle"
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(228)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these strange sweet stalks
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(13)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
A woman asked for a romantic gift and hubby gave her a bathroom scale and a hot water bottle. What is the worst gift you ever received or gave?
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(361)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
After being strip searched and photographed nude by Australian custom officials, socialite is told all photos and video will be destroyed after one year
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(75)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Father stabs son during argument. It's a sworded story
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(24)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Psychology professor walks out of class because students didn't bring snacks. He sounds fat
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(113)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Swedish police rescue man stuck in locker. What a meatball
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(14)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Man kills wife, packs body in luggage. It's an open-and-shut case
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(37)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Doctors remove 80% of man's stomach to fight cancer. Here's the part that he has trouble digesting: he never had cancer to begin with
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(88)
 


Sat November 12, 2011
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
I know what your dad wants for Christmas
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(71)
 
(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Hold the door to keep me from leaving the bathroom? That's a stabbin'
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(29)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Due to rising wedding costs, couples in China are now getting married naked
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(62)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Right now the occupied parts of Denver are being retaken
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(1456)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop these waving workers
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boy born at 11:11 on 11-11-11 to veteran on Veterans Day. This one goes to eleven
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(91)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
NASA: Massive solar flare will not DESTROY THE PLANET (in 2012) EVERYBODY don't PANIC (yet)
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(107)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The more we restrict aerosols and air pollution, the faster global warming will be. So make your choice -- choke or bake
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(106)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The main problem with a smart power grid? Dumb power customers
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(152)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Create a retirement home for Fark cliches
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(54)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
"Police suspect double murder in two fire deaths." That's some good math work, Lou
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(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
'Fake Marijuana' may trigger heart trouble in teens, real marijuana use may cause decline in parents' stash
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(124)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Iran takes one in the arsenal
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(88)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police fear OWS protesters may be arming themselves for battle. With pic of what an armed OWS protester may look like
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(594)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this harbinger of doom
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ladies, the key to staying young? Sex: more of it. All right - let's get hopping
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(232)
 
(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Alligators dressed up in hoodies and fleecy pajamas for plane trip to the hospital. No, this is not a euphemism (w/video)
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(41)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Mark Twain once said "I simply can't resist a cat, particularly a purring one. They are the cleanest, cunningest, and most intelligent things I know..." Sounds like he would have really enjoyed Caturday
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(1353)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
Web site connects women with sperm donors. Subby's sperm bank offers free direct deposit with every account
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not news: Cold War ended years ago. News: There are still nuclear warheads out there. Fark: Here is a story including a map of where they are
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(144)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
17 dead when minibus plunges off cliff during funeral procession, some comfort given that the death toll could've been greater if it was the lead car
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(25)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
This little girl poops golden hearts. With "okay, that's just too awesome" x-ray goodness
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(62)
 
(WHIO-TV Dayton)
 
 
 
And now the latest from the Florida of the North: man walks into strangers' house, starts putting up Christmas decorations
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(33)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
No butts about it, Pippa Middleton broke up with her boyfriend because he made an ass of himself one too many times, that bum
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(91)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pregnant women crave the weirdest snacks. This woman's choice of food, however, will leave you feeling flat
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(59)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Are five-inch heels causing women to injure themselves, or are the slippery floors around the pole to blame?
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Niger pleased to offer Gaddafi's son asylum
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(50)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Rave kills dolphin, but not on porpoise
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(36)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Half-naked hiker rescued while out on the trails, biting rescuer in the process. Why yes, mushrooms were involved
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(26)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
"I'm sorry, Sir, but you can't get that line of credit to save your dear mother's life." "Why not?" "You didn't pay your parking tickets, Sir"
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(61)
 
(My Fox Phoenix)
 
 
 
Truck overturns and dumps 575 boxes of lettuce across interstate, snarling traffic for 7 hours. Company officials promise heads will roll
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(32)
 
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Not news: Mother has drug problem. News: Mother nods off with syringe still in arm. Fark: In the Go-Mart parking lot with two-year-old child beside her in front seat
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(89)
 


Fri November 11, 2011
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Texting driver jailed for killing cyclist. He'll BRB in 20 months, LOL
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(119)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
English: B, Science: A, Algebra: A, Social Studies: C. These grades have been brought to you by Meineke, where we're not gonna make you pay a lot for that muffler
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(42)
 
(Ann Arbor News)
 
 
 
Ann Arbor pedestrian ordinance is about what you expect from a bunch of clueless liberal nutjobs
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(135)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
How a group of hackers and internet folks are working with Japanese volunteers to harness DIY technology to record and share data about radiation hotspots
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(27)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Exxon signs oil deal with Kurds, Iraq says no whey
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(33)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Well, she's definitely busted. It's this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(173)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this relaxed skydiver and his happy client
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(26)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Not news: Man saves wife from house fire. Fark: She was already cremated
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(21)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
On Veteran's Day, non-veteran multimillionaire Mitt Romney suggests vets might like a voucher system for their benefits
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(160)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The end of pantyhose is near. Guess you better start stocking up, ladies
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(157)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NCIS Cold Case Homicide working on 1992 Marine murder. There is no Prime Suspect, but they hope a new Dragnet by the Numb3rs will restore Law & Order by catching these Criminal Minds
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(61)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
"Swedish chef in 'freak' saucepan accident". Chef stated, "I em hurrnin witda soospan, un slip di slip un neerly Børk Børk Børk mi earm en halvs"
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(45)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Today is the day we honor the men and women who fought and died for our freedom to look at these sexy lady soldiers (SFW)
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Radiation of unknown origin detected across Europe. Everybody panic. No, seriously, EVERYBODY PANIC
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(166)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Chevy Volt draws on 100 years of GM engineering--but mostly from the Pontiac Fiero
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(87)
 
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Police seek Dunkin' Donuts robber. Here's the hole story
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(13)
 
(Your News Now)
 
 
 
"Ok, I'm going to tell you the truth on this one. It doesn't sound right, but it is. I have had hemorrhoids at that time, super duper bad"
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(85)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Telemarketing agency raises millions for breast cancer prevention, $10 million of which mysteriously disappears. Telemarketers ask to be taken off of investigator's call list
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these monochromatic sheep
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(50)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Adopted dog pays dividends by catching burglar mere hours after coming home from the pound
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(116)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Clear your desks, it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(42)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
School frustrated with little rats. Also, they have a rodent infestation
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(31)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Proving that the long and dark scandinavian nights are REALLY boring, Norway and Finland now arguing about "their" Northern Lights
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(57)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Happy Corduroy Appreciation Day, hipsters
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(60)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Hippies protesting consumption are starting to come down with it
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(264)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Man dies after jumping into Lake Michigan. Authorities suspect that he succumbed to pier pressure
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Picture of the Rhine river sells at auction for a record $4.3 million, or roughly 10 times what it would have cost to buy the land and build a house on it with a giant picture window overlooking the same scene
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(170)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the strangest food craving you have ever had? Did you give in to your cravings? Last night, subby drank about a fourth of a bottle of Italian dressing because it sounded good
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(657)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Anchor Steam vs. Sam Adams over trade secrets. If only they could settle this out of court with some kind of summit
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(171)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Woman attacks a school bus driver because he won't let her ride the bus with students, later gets into altercation with police which she attempts to win by pulling down her underwear. With mugshot you can add to your collection
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police use the promise of free beer to capture suspects during Operation Dirty Goddamn Trick
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(49)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
M I C... See you real soon, K E Y... Why? Because I'm standing on the toilet in the stall next to you
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(33)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
In an effort to ward off tourists, Malibu residents begin erecting signs alerting world of their dickishness
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(84)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Syrian troops learn a little military lesson called "Custer's Last Stand" when the protesters fight back
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(97)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Police: What was the robbery suspect wearing? Witness: He was wearing a pair of socks. Police: Okay, what else? Witness: Ummmm
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(5)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
Japanese whisky distillery taps 50-year-old casks. For US$12,970 per bottle, connoisseurs can expect a superbly complex single malt with a nose of overripe used panties unfurling on a faint tentacle finish
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(65)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Testicle biting woman...oh god...they're throbbing already, I can't even finish the sentence
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(gold coast)
 
 
 
Australian police search for topless woman driving erratically, causing accidents. Dozens of cops hoping to be in on the bust
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(15)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
You know how when you were kids, you could always beat up your little brother, and then one day he came home from college and could beat you up? That's kind of what's happening right now with New Zealand and Australia
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(49)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"By the age of 17, most girls have had surgery": Behind-the-scenes at Colombia fashion week reveals butt implants and "mountains of cocaine"
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(607)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Most whipped man in existence sifts through nine tons of garbage after tossing wife's ring
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(83)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
That must have been one huge bikini
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(53)
 
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Sup. Peace
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(29)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
It turns out a controversial Chinese restaurant wasn't really serving koala meat to customers. It was bamboo rat meat
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Aussies consider establishing an alcohol free zone in Woolloomoolloo. Thousands of people named Bruce to march in protest
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(47)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Pope suffers from crippling leg pains that make goose stepping almost impossible
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Parents of fallen Navy SEAL who gave up career as artist to join SEAL Team 6 discover hidden treasure trove of over 150 of his paintings in their barn loft
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(76)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Look, if your fraternal lodge's initiation pranks didn't involve hitting someone on the head with a hornet's nest or pretending to run a person head-first into a spinning sawblade, then your lodge was a bunch of straight-up pansies
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(34)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
HAWAII helicopter crash kills FIVE people - anOther report of ground damage WITH injuries, or a hiJACKed plane were wrong, thank the LORD
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(39)
 
(KWWL Waterloo)
 
 
 
While your teenager is bragging about being class president, this kid was just elected mayor
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(29)
 
(msn)
 
 
 
Man watching chopping event gets hit by flying axe head. Large crowd, numerous competitors only adze to the confusion
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(16)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Col. Harland Sanders' last secret: long-lost book of recipes, finger lickin' etiquette
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(49)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lottery customers are eager to play all ones today. Because think about it, that would totally makes sense if all ones came up
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(46)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Iron Photoshop Ingredient: Onions
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(19)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Your honor, I'd like to call my next witness: the defendant's 2011 Toyota Prius
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(39)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Nurses file lawsuit over the time it takes them to get dressed and undressed, argue they should get paid for the extra 15 minutes a day. This will set a horrible precedent for strippers if they win
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(119)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Psychologist says a stiff drink will help your child with anger issues
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(46)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Costco now selling eight-pound slabs of scrap pork molded into the shape of piglets. Mmmmmmm... facon
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(50)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Moments after lawmakers pass a law to stop global warming, a freak rainstorm drenches their drought-stricken region. Too bad they didn't legalize prostitution
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(122)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
If you were planning to go to the Great Pyramid today to perform a strange ritual, don't bother. The internet already tipped off the authorities
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(27)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ottawa homeless being tapped to deliver beer to residential customers. What could possibly go wrong?
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(33)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
After 70 years, a WWII era Spitfire that crashed in 1941 is unearthed. Cool: The plane is in astounding condition. Ultracool: The Browning machine guns are built to last (w/ video)
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(149)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Starbucks will now burn your juice too
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(48)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Although he might not be the smartest Wal-Mart pharmacy robber in the world, you've got to give style points to the guy who robbed one while draped in a blanket and wearing socks over his hands
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(13)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Amazing low-tech device pulls water from even arid desert air using no power. Cool, the water problem's solved, let's get back to bombing people
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(151)
 
(CBS Charlotte)
 
 
 
One man's lack of toilet paper is another man's vandalism charge
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(20)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
What do you tell the stand-up comic who robs banks? You really should quit your day job
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Forget the Faces of Meth. This is the only Face of Meth you will ever need to see
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(262)
 
(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
Boy Scouts learn valuable lesson in fire safety from their Scout leader as he retires old American flags in one fell swoop
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(39)
 


Thu November 10, 2011
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sexual harassment been very, very good to Herman Cain
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(169)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Should alcoholics get liver transplants?
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(246)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
You know you're out of luck when... c) a giant killer owl plunges from the sky and eats your dog
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(121)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fast food and obesity have no connection to poverty but rather the middle class. Still doesn't explain why there are more McDonald's in Compton than the rest of the country combined
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(101)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
What can you say about these three electrocuted women? They had great conduct
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bird on a wire
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(34)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"What do you mean I can't buy cigarettes at a pharmacy? Fark this, I'm going to the gym to get a donut"
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(70)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Everclear-fueled Tennessee woman cuts up her first cousin with scissors because she doesn't want to be his "booty call," but rather wants a real relationship with him. Cue up the banjo
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(114)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Today's episode of "This should end well" brought to you by news that Prince William will be deployed to the Falkland Islands next year, which just happens to be the 30th anniversary of the Falklands War
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(54)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Not news: 'Occupy Oakland' raises $20,000. News: They've deposited it into a bank account. Fark: At Wells Fargo
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(291)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hey pigeon, you can't ride the subway. You don't even pay a fare
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(63)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
"We don't want others to look at Texas with scorn and ridicule and think that we are a bunch of country bumpkins"
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(179)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Goat spotted on I-85 for second straight day, I kid you not
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(24)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Civil suits against Penn State could reach over 15% of the school's total endowment
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(338)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
El Presidente Hugo Chávez's cancer is progressing faster than expected, may not live more than six months. Could this mean there's finally a cure for dictators?
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(163)
 
(Some Lizard)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: If other types of businesses were run like fast food joints
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(26)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
American Journal of Epidemiology flips the "Alcohol's effect on health" coin again, comes up: "Bad"
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(50)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Today's out-of-context line of the day comes from the New York Times: "Texas was the undisputed king of pansies"
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas scientist achieves "invisibility cloak" technology, which is great news for Rick Perry
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(116)
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
Harvard is so exclusive that you can't even attend Occupy Harvard unless your father protested there
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(89)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Court employee fired after arrest for crimes against nature. No word yet on whether that means illegal disposal of motor oil or sex with a goat
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Get down on the ground and do 100 pushups, you apple-knockin' jackwagons. Why? Because today is USMC day you maggots
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(169)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
A woman is charged with one misdemeanor count of child abuse for locking her daughter in a closet for 6 hrs. over bad grades. Phhhhttt, that's nothing. My mother once took away my Xbox for a WHOLE WEEK after I made a "D"
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(96)
 
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
More and more college students are using their heads when picking college majors, choosing ones that will help them get jobs. Philosophy and English departments are said to be very worried
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(299)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Farking magnets, don't swallow more than one
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(60)
 
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
In New Jersey, you get a separate DUI charge for each kid in your vehicle. So when you blow .25 as a school bus driver, that's bad
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(49)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Police hope to catch the prick that stole 200 barrel cactus
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(41)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The last Bongthing of Sikkim has died
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(49)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
You may want to reconsider your career in thievery if you steal a woman's purse and are quickly subdued by the local shrubbery
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(46)
 
(WTOL)
 
 
 
Hollywood Casino to drug test prospective employees...for tobacco
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(163)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter how rich and successful you are, slurping down tequila in public rarely ends well. "Suck my $57 million d--k"
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(88)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After the freak October snowstorm, the must-have item for the wealthy of Greenwich is a 100-kilowatt silent generator with sufficient power for the shrubbery lighting, wine grotto and heated driveway
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(148)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Police use thermal imaging to capture suspect utilizing the old "hide in a pile of leaves with my meth" trick
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(28)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Songs best heard EXTRA-LOUD
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(647)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Germany, The Netherlands, Austria, and Finland preparing to succeed
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(77)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Annual Professor perk is to give your freshman in Human Sexuality assignments to masturbate, draw their breasts, describe their orgasms. 60 year old freshman Karen though had a problem with that
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(439)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Another foot washes up on Canadian coast, bringing total to nearly three metres
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(61)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
How waiting for the cable guy costs the economy $37.7 billion per year
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(41)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In Sweden, a generation of unruly, awful children has grown up because they've never been spanked. Oh wait, you mean they're productive citizens with a lower crime rate than the US? Move along, nothing to see here
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(204)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
Roast beans locally, age them depending on season, grind to appropriate fineness, warm up handle, run hot water, mount handle, extract espresso immediately. And only yell highbrow obscenities at your barista if they miss any of these steps
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(76)
 
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Arizona city Mayor tells Prince Harry "No fornicating" in his Christian town.......like he is gonna listen
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(179)
 
(San Diego 6)
 
 
 
Man holds up bank with pesticide sprayer, tells employees it's a raid
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(16)
 
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Broke family, living in a motel: 'Sorry son, there might not be a Christmas this year.' 7-year old son: 'Not on my watch. So help me God Christmas is happening'
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(110)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
While you were sleeping, the Australian stock market lost $37 billion because of Europe's economic crisis
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(127)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Blind man clicks tongue to help him "see". No explanation given as to how he might refrain from tripping over the cats that will inevitably surround his feet
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(65)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: When MS Paint attacks
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(54)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
How much can a person sue a spa for providing them with sub-standard complimentary breakfasts?
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(36)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Fark would like to thank two intoxicated bowlers and their poor aim in Niagara Falls for kicking off today's Lebowski Thread
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(55)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
14 'luxury' sex toys for the extremely rich and creepy. Come for the gold plated prostate massager, stay for the silver dog masks
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(108)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Just a suggestion, but if you see a wheel fall off the plane you are in as it took off it might be a good idea to tell someone
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(42)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Florida wants to make auto racing the state sport. Obvious tag seen nudging the bumper of the Florida tag into the track wall
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(34)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
No matter how bad you think your life is, just be glad you don't suffer from tooth worms
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(61)
 
(Some RageGuy)
 
 
 
Octogenarian creates the most amazing RageComic you will read, ever
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(255)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
If it is legal for the Feds to track you with a GPS then it should be legal to film the Feds putting the GPS tracker under your car. Right?
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(249)
 
(AM and PM News)
 
 
 
Did you order the Code Red? - You're Goddamn right I did
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(70)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Hey Orange County, Imma let you finish, but Jefferson County had the largest municipal bankruptcy of all time
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(32)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Four men reveal how they were duped into fathering children without any say in the matter. Blah blah blah, shut up and write the check, deadbeat
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(164)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Smoke alarm starts fire. It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
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(36)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Recycling plastic bottles into fleece vests? Meh. Recycling plastic bottles into bulletproof houses? Pretty impressive, Nigeria
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(33)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Even in Texas, you're not allowed to attack random people who happen to drive past your house if it has been broken into
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(33)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I ask you, good citizens of the United States: What kind of country would dump the remains of their brave war dead in a landfill? Apparently ours
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(86)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Whoopsie-doodle. What the diddly? How could those gosh-darned admins keep redlighting my submissions. God bless them. Stupid sexy Flanders
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(90)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman wrongly given "do not resuscitate" tag in hospital. Whoopsie-daisy
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(53)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
You served your country. Then your country ignored you, so you turned to crime. Good news: Florida has designed special prisons painted with American flags just for you
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(24)
 
(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
Just so we're clear guys. When that hot MILF you just met in a chat room agrees to let you have sex with her and her 14 year old daughter, you might actually be talking to a cop
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(107)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 340: "Purely Film" Difficulty: no digital nonsense. Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(138)
 


Wed November 09, 2011
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Same old story. You meet a hot chick online, so you hop a bus to Milwaukee and have a few drinks. But then it turns out she's all werewolfy and into knife sex; and there you are, alone in the middle of a strange city with 300 stab wounds
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(97)
 
(KOAA)
 
 
 
Not news: Occupy Denver elects a leader to communicate with police and city officials. News: She's a dog. Fark: An actual four-legged canine dog
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(294)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Nationwide test of Emergency Broadcast System has a few glitches, such as playing a Lady Gaga tune
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(144)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Slow news day? How about five myths of the cast iron pan?
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(203)
 
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Ever tried not giving neighborhood kids treats on Halloween? This is what happened to a guy who wasn't home
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(131)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The electronic cigarette has been a pretty good tool to help one stop smoking but it has some unlikely critics and it's not Big Tobacco, it's government officials and antismoking groups
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(304)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this glowing guard
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(30)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Two teachers fired from Catholic school for suspected sexual abuse of seventh grade girl. Did I say fired for suspected sexual abuse? Sorry, I meant fired for REPORTING suspected sexual abuse
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(164)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Protip: If you jump into a river in hopes of avoiding being caught by the cops, it helps if you know how to swim
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(21)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The FBI's J. Edgar Hoover Building is too small, falling apart, and doesn't have enough closet space
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Greeks say they've found the Ark of the Covenant. Your move, Dr. Jones
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(239)
 
(620 WDAE Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Coast Guard: "Well, this is the cleanest the Gulf of Mexico is going to get... Which is to say it's not very clean"
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(49)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
In news that affects your wife a lot more than it affects you, B.C. public health authorities want every adult having sex to be tested for HIV
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(94)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pursuing pair
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(38)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Family Circus" cartoonist Bil Keane dead at 89. Funeral procession to pass through schoolyard, neighbor's lawn, baseball diamond, train tracks, and abandoned factory
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(399)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Your snowflake is being bullied by another student do you: A) talk to the parents, B) talk to the principal, or C) Help jump the other kid at the bus stop?
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(185)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Forget personhood and union busting -- the biggest news from yesterday's voting is that Georgia residents can now buy beer on Sundays
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(204)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Masai village dubs Prince Charles "he whom the cows love". Camilla seen stamping hoof jealously
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(53)
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
If you get kicked off the college basketball team, do you: A) appeal, B) try another school, or C) get naked, carjack a cop and run over his dog?
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(53)
 
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Wachovia exec trades wealth for more fulfilling work with more prestige, starts selling meth
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(61)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Princeton and Princeton come together to form... MEGA-PRINCETON. Naw, but seriously, just Princeton
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(53)
 
(Yorkshire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Man unhappy with his purchase of the new iSpud
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(103)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
French police dog given medal for bravery and dedication for continually locating marijuana even though his handlers never let him smoke it afterward
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(27)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Things not to send in overseas mail: Chapter 1 - Live military flares
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(22)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Brooklyn District Attorney wants to use DNA samples to prosecute spitters. Clearly, he has great expectorations
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(73)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
German college students pose for erotic calendar promoting knowledge as sexy. With links in the article to both the men's slideshow and the women's. Equal giggity for all
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(571)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
FEMA to test nationwide internme....ahem... nationwide emergency alert system today
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(222)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
You won't believe this, but I ambien serious. Drunk guy in his underwear causes an accident and blames his sleeping pills
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(48)
 
(ahn)
 
 
 
Strong tornados strike Oklahoma less than two days after earthquake. Residents relieved to once again see normal weather conditions
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(66)
 
(WDSU New Orleans)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Unmarried couples find divorce difficult"
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(182)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russian probe to Mars comes up 47,399,950 miles short
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(83)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
The idea is to NOT attract attention to yourself when shoplifting. Please make a note of it (with video goodness)
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(34)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Want to see Governor Rick Scott dance? Yes. Yes, you do
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
San Francisco wants to reward pet shops that don't sell pets
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(81)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
What do you do with your dead pet panther? Put him in the freezer next to the mangoes, of course (Warning: graphic photo in link)
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(90)
 
(CBS Tampa)
 
 
 
Inmate sues Florida for turning prison cell into gas chamber
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(76)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
NASA develops super-black material, can't make up their minds if they want to name it Dolemite or Shaft
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(137)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Another child takes the washing machine out for a spin. It's a never ending cycle
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(42)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Girl scouts now sell lip balm in chocolate, peanut butter, caramel. Company says they have NO plans to issue brownie flavor
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(38)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin finds Soviet-era weather-control machine, points it at Sarah Palin's front porch, and flips ALL the switches
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Create an audio version of an email hoax. Write your own or follow link to hoax archive
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(13)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK Ministry of Defence grounds all planes with ejector seats after one pilot acciIIIAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Supersized model gets supersized mad at a company for using her image to promote infidelity. With SFW photo goodness of what a supersized model may look like
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(286)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
Pippi Longstocking books are racist
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(167)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Man reacts rationally upon learning that "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3" is sold out at Best Buy. Just kidding, he threatens to go "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3" on the store
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(316)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
G(o)(o)ggle TV gets a new channel
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(54)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
City of Chicago plans on selling ad space on trash cans, pay boxes, and pretty much anything that will earn them a few bucks
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(36)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Without further ado, the funniest headline in Fark history: Dyslexic clown crashes car into fruit stand, discovers that he has a *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
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(79)
 
(HotHardware)
 
 
 
Two thirds of college grads consider Facebook access at work more important than salary. Fifty percent of grads wouldn't take a job that restricts social media
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(497)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Want to save $3,300 a year? Quit smoking like a chimney
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(142)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Methamphetamine tied to schizophrenia tied to methamphetamine tied to schizophrenia
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(79)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
China threatens massive release of greenhouse gasses unless "climate ransom" is paid. But you've got a Prius, solar panels, and all those carbon credits, so no worries
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Tue November 08, 2011
(Politico)
 
 
 
Evidently, asking a stranger out to dinner is harassment. Every FARKer who has ever left the basement and asked a girl out should panic
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(198)
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
Man sends his 16-year-old wife in to distract cashier, "dressed provocatively, low cut shirt and short pants, in an attempt to distract the cashier." With hot jailbait mugshot goodness
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(184)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this duffer in the drink
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(41)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
International Atomic Energy Agency releases a 25-page report detailing how they were the last people in the world to realize Iran is trying to make nuclear weapons
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(128)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Welcome to Dubai, a land of contrasts. Like the fact that the home of the world's tallest building doesn't have a functioning sewer system
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(166)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
It's a cat eat dog world out there
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(155)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
One More Reason To Not Have Sex with Sheep
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(169)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Beyonce Knowles craves ketchup. Alert the media
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(51)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well... arrivederci
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(86)
 
(ImageShack)
 
 
 
Photoshop these serious twins
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(44)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The seven levels of the hippie continuum. Which level are you? "You're secretly not so sure where Tibet is"
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(203)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
U.S. government investigators say counterfeit parts flooding the Pentagon supply chain are a "ticking time bomb." Guess which country they're coming from, go on guess
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(158)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, some people have a problem with an escort agency offering up the virginity of a teenage girl for $15,400
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(232)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
You'll need to submit an Environmental Impact Study before you can repair that streetlight. We're the Federal Government and we're here to help
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Air Force mortuary needs a hand finding some body parts of fallen Airmen
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(46)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
An update on Fark's Headline of the Year contest, and a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/30 - 11/5
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(10)
 
(Ocolly.com)
 
 
 
Who counterfeits a $5.00 bill?
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(109)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Welsh law would keep Welsh from welshing on organ donations. Welsh
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(56)
 
(National Parks Traveler)
 
 
 
Four men get jail time for digging up ginseng in national park, as authorities look to root out poaching of endangered plant
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(45)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Marijuana possession charges against 21-year old dropped. By sheer coincidence, he's the governor's son
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(94)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Holder knows when to fold 'em
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(83)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Underwear thief to be locked up for a brief period of time
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(30)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Scientist explores a theory that tornadoes may be attracted to specific land characteristics like ridges, hills, and trailer parks
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jim Bob Duggar fell in again
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(493)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Internet 101: when creating fictitious, award-winning authors for some (not news) promo articles, avoid using stock photos of food bank workers nicknamed "Cobra." Also, a degree in "construction sciences?" Really?
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canadian "Loch Ness Monster" caught on video. Unless you are one of those weirdos who believes in logs
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(87)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Agreeing to be circumcised with bamboo sticks to secure an interview with jungle rebels puts reporter a cut above all others
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(54)
 
(The Ledger)
 
 
 
Atheist group fires its leadership for making them look like bigger douchebags than they really are
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(313)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
As classy as ever, OWS protestors vandalize street carts when the free food gets shut down. They really showed those rich snobs with their fancy hot dog carts
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(720)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
One night in Bangkok gotta call the Snake Catcher / The bars and temples burst with serpent fleets / You'll find a snake in every flooded cloister / And if you're lucky then it's venom-free / I can feel an viper swimming up to me
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When the Commies are saying your problems are caused by too much Welfare and worker protection, you may want to listen. Meanwhile, Ironic tag flips the bird and leaves the room
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(140)
 
(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
You finally got your wife to agree to that threesome, so of course when she starts making out with the other chick you beat her with your belt then throw a TV at her
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(145)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
8. Anal
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(480)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
You can have my asparagus
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(18)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Driver hits nitroglyceroo
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(25)
 
(EITB)
 
 
 
Eviction from a house, but from a grave? Pushed for space, a Spanish cemetery has begun placing stickers on thousands of burial sites with lapsed leases as a warning to relatives that their ancestors face possible eviction
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
UFO researchers downgrade Colombian UFO from "contact with extraterrestrial civilizations" to "really cool kite"
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(10)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
JFK's Swedish girlfriend dies at 79: "He made love...with a surprising innocence - swooning, sighing, weeping. At one point he lifted his eyes to the heavens and proclaimed, 'The stars, Gunilla. The stars' "
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(69)
 
(KOLD - Tucson)
 
 
 
Number of men living with their parents in the U.S. has jumped from "moderate" to "Italian"
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(146)
 
(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
One reason to learn the importance of de-escalating conflict: you never know when the guy you're arguing with might be the type that resolves conflict with a groin stabbing
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(9)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Are we too dumb for Beavis & Butt-Head? Go away, I'm 'batin. Brought to you by Carl's Jr
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(103)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, at the White House
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(15)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Congress upset when White House threatens to reveal their secret earmark requests. Subby upset this isn't already being done
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(113)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Rodney King pleads not guilty in DUI case. "Can't we all just get a Long Island Ice Tea?"
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(41)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Eagerly awaited videogame Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 hits stores today, or as they call it in Iraq, The Sims
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(354)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Enter Sandvan
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(22)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Straight 260-pound rugby player has a freak stroke, wakes up fabulous. That must have been some stroke
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(120)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Is it okay that my boyfriend has sex with me while I'm asleep?
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(206)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Deer bursts into Atlanta area sports bar, roots against Predators
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(14)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Did you buy a house recently in order to get that fat tax credit? HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HO HO SUCKER. SUCKER. HOOO SUCKER
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(203)
 
(Some Lizard)
 
 
 
Photoshop a dream you've dreamed. Challenge: Keep it safe for work
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(24)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
"I was extremely surprised they could just go on your Facebook and pull these pictures out"
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(94)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Parents decide that letting teens have sex at home is much safer than pretending they don't have sex at all. What could possibly go wrong?
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(99)
 
(EITB)
 
 
 
Drake's last ships, Elizabeth, Delight, believed found off Panama
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(42)
 
(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Not news: Man pulled over for speeding. News: Doing 225kph. Fark: in a Jeep Cherokee
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(82)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
In Florida, it only makes news when people AREN'T stupid enough to fall for phone scams
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(8)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ryanair to screen in-flight porn. Additional charge for tissues
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(37)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Good news: We're nowhere near a global warming worst-case scenario. Bad news: We're doing much worse
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(418)
 
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Tornado chasers designed "The Tank" to be able to watch tornadoes up close. This is what it looks like when a tornado nearly passes right over them
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(83)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Tootsie Rolls, a Blow Pop, Nerds, a fetus, Goobers, wait what?
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(31)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mobile breast inspector van will be cruising Orlando. It's alright ma'am, I'm from the FBI
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(18)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
If you worked the night shift during daylight saving time, check your hourly pay stub carefully
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(36)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Woman gets called names on the internet, starts public campaign to complain about it. You can see where this is going
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(89)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you have psychopathic tendencies and are born to a poor family, you're likely to go to prison. If you have psychopathic tendencies and are born to a rich family, you're likely to go to business school
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(82)
 
(The Daily Progress)
 
 
 
If adderall and booze were lethal, every college in the country would be a mass-casualty incident
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(20)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
HOLY CRAP It's the police. Get the lion in the car
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge blocks FDA's graphic warning images on cigarette packs. Darn, if subby had seen them on her pack she would have quit instantly
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(182)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Unexpected effect of global warming: The rise of giant birds
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(62)
 
(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
11 bags of marijuana? In your ass? It's more likely than you think
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(32)
 
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
This story demonstrates why you don't take the 12 year old step-grandkid out drinking with you: he can't drive you home and he sure doesn't have your back
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(14)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Five insane ways fear of masturbation shaped the modern world
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(83)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Sales of audio CDs will effectively end in 2012
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(201)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Police find 19 prostitutes and 100 fighting cocks in Mexican jail. Naturally
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(18)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bad: 13 year-old, poor African American girl is raped. Real bad: She's impregnated. Fark: The state decides she's a whore and needs to be sterilized
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(230)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
A Jewish association in Stockholm criticizes an agency that plans on selling paintings by Adolf Hitler regardless of ethical factors. Hey... do you know who also decided what was best for everyone else?
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(54)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
University of South Florida pays $10,000 for a lifesize Darth Vader statue and Captain Kirk's chair, in order to "encourage inspiration beyond conventional thought"
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(30)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Firefighters rescue ugly-ass puppy and reunite him with his mother. All together now: AWWWWWWWWWW
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
According to new sociological study, if your SO is hitting the gym, you're about to become an ex-SO
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(109)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
85-year-old woman reels in 850-pound marlin, tells whippersnappers to get off her ocean
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(20)
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
What's worse than soy milk? How about homemade soy milk?
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(87)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Colombia mudslide toll climbs to 39 victims, 25 gallons of vodka
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(16)
 


Mon November 07, 2011
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former DC mayor Marion Barry wants his City Council seat to be filled by son Christopher, who pled guility this year to felony possession of pot and PCP. Sounds about right
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(81)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
You're upset at your husband's new work schedule. Do you: C) threaten to blow up planes?
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(15)
 
(Decatur Daily)
 
 
 
No Papers, No Water: Alabama cuts off water and electricity for illegal immigrants
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(159)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
He changes your tire, you give him CPR. That's the Wisconsin way
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(15)
 
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like this guy. Not screaming like the hooker in the passenger's seat
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(43)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
87-year-old woman who thinks her 88-year-old husband is having an affair with her hairdresser does the logical thing: gets his .22 and plugs the bum with birdshot
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(89)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Chicago Board of Trade tries to help Occupy Chicago protesters: They dump a bunch of McDonalds applications on them
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(659)
 
(Johnstown Tribune-Democrat)
 
 
 
If taking your electric scooter on a joyride in the park after hours with a BAC three times the legal limit is wrong, then I don't want to be right
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(8)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Father and son bond over drinking dead man's toe"
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman's amputated leg is growing back at a rapid speed. Oookaaay
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(106)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Before you take your computer loaded with child porn to the repair shop, clear the print queue
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(73)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Farktographyshop. Photoshop one of your own photographs
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(85)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Using a fire poker to brand your backside is, in hindsight, probably a bum idea
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(21)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
In Kentucky, there are now more barrels of bourbon than there are people
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(78)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Taiwanese fishermen catch six Somali pirates out of season, throw them back into the sea
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(136)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to give a fake name to police to avoid outstanding warrants, make sure you actually have outstanding warrants to avoid
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(20)
 
(The Work Buzz)
 
 
 
15 weird excuses to call in sick, "...hurt his back chasing a beaver." Well who hasn't?
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(139)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Univ. of Charleston announces 22% tuition increase for next year. Wait, 22% cut? That can't be right, I have to check this again
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(42)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Facebook group members mail chicken pox infected candy to parents who want to infect their kid with the disease instead of vaccinating. A plague on all their houses
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(250)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Black man found guilty of killing white man
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(233)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Herman Cain's little thing
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(37)
 
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Three Austrians accused of poaching elk. Dude, you're supposed to grill it on the barbie
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(45)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Heralding what could be a new unit of measurement for incarceration around the world, Nigerian actor released from prison after 25 successful bowel movements
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(59)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Group putting up an anti-bacon billboard in Des Moines, which hosts the world's largest bacon festival. This. Will. Not. Stand.
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(190)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Naked guy wanders around Dulles airport, perhaps trying to beat TSA to the punch. (Photo)
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(41)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Kathleen Willey: Hey when I came forward against Clinton, I had evidence, but the media ignored it except when they wanted to smear me to protect Bill, but with Cain, two anonymous women are considered ironclad facts. There is a double standard
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(527)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Let's rename the Department of Homeland Security. Voting enabled
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(310)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Live stream of nutjob hanging off the Tappan Zee bridge
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(102)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
High fructose corn syrup? In my honey? It's more likely than you think
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(328)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That 15-year old kid who stabbed a Chicago cop to death? Turns out, the cop was his grandma. Most. Awkward. Thanksgiving. Ever.
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(105)
 
(truTV)
 
 
 
14 Myths about America you've been falling for most of your life
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(455)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Thirty-minute firework display crammed into less than a minute after technical hitch
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(78)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida teacher eats her lunch at school. Difficulty: two beers and some plums
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(40)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Mayor criticized for using the phrase "off your meds" on Twitter, which is unfair since he was probably off his meds when he tweeted it
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(18)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Energy bracelets powered by placebo effect. YOU DON'T SAY
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(148)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The White House threw heaps of valuable intelligence gained after Operation Osama Boom Headshot under the bus, purely for political gain
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(237)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Today's "undetermined number of the men grappling in a pile had to be subdued by stun guns" story brought to you by Mankato, Minnesota
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sri Lanka, a shiatty little hellhole in the middle of nowhere, blocks five news websites that insulted them. What a bunch of dicks
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida man whose girlfriend announced her intention to break up with him does the logical thing: tries to commit suicide with Flintstone's vitamins
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Two large-breasted women arrested in topless caper at Florida lounge, demonstrating the risks of being bosom buddies. With SFW photos
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Good parenting: Inviting your child's friend over for a play date. Stupid parenting: Inviting your child's friend over for your play date
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(Westword)
 
 
 
A helpful guide to determine if you should hate Mormons or not
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(Chron)
 
 
 
"I'm freaking out I can't breathe It smells like money and amazingness"
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(Short List)
 
 
 
"For $25,000, a 2054 model red Lexus, going once, going twice, sold to the PreCrime police captain in the corner"
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(The Consumerist)