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Sun October 30, 2011
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Anonymous takes on Mexican drug cartel
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(204)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A reformed skinhead deals with a particularly painful part of leaving his past behind: getting rid of the racist tattoos all over his body. (Part 2 of a two part article.)
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(83)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
London Police have a secret fleet of surveillance aircraft
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(77)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
It's time for RadiumOne's abusive CEO to go (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Universe Today)
 
 
 
"My god, it's full of stars"
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(54)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
You can be part of the 1% that gets to ski down the Aspen slopes before the rest of the unwashed masses for only $25,000
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(86)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman offers undercover officer sex. For $17 (w/mugshot)
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(121)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
If you're a Miami cop and you think you can go 120 mph while off-duty on the interstate with your blue lights off, this sheriff's deputy has news for you
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(228)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
I like my beer like I like your mom: Old and desperate for attention
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(61)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
2 GIRLS 1 WORLD CUP: Various Nations Ban Nookie. Because Horny Players Play Harder.
 
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Army food scientists have conquered caffeinated jerky, but the search for combat-ready pizza continues
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(96)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Man files obscenity complaint over naked lady silhouette sticker on neighboring woman's car window. With picture of complaining guy posing with sticker he finds so offensive
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(262)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
New efforts begin to eradicate swamp rats. I used to bull's-eye swamp rats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters
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(57)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this athlete
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(39)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Chocolate-covered Brussels sprouts and toffee onions: The British version of Halloween "treats"
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(67)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Heidi Klum wows Halloween party with full-body, see-through costume that shows off her slim good body, especially her spectacular glutes and abs
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(146)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mission still not accomplished: U.S. plans post-Iraq troop increase in Persian Gulf including new combat forces in Kuwait capable of re-invading Iraq just as soon as their government collapses
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(337)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what is meant by "the letter of the law vs. the spirit of the law", here's your answer
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(731)
 
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Design unveiled for memorial to 14 non-existent soldiers who didn't die during crash of non-existent plane that didn't crash on flight that didn't happen to non-existent base. Nothing to see here, move along
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(41)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
You are free to smoke in your home, since your home is your castle*, and you are free to do as you wish. *Your apartment, condo, or public housing is not a castle
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(190)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
From Hitler to hi there: One man's journey of redemption, racial epithets
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(62)
 
(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
The Onion prints article regarding study from California Parents Institute, which says: every style of parenting produces disturbed, miserable adults. Some disturbed, miserable adults at the CPI have a problem with this
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(76)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
None of these fine Christians could possibly be gay. We have it on paper
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(148)
 
(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
LIke Halloween and Christmas decorations, Snowmageddon coming earlier every year
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(55)
 
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Canadians work to build an institution to provide a secure place for crazy women. Apparently they haven't heard of marriage
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(17)
 
(Huliq)
 
 
 
If ever there was a reason to do a background check on someone, this is it: "Jon and Kate Plus 8" TV editor arrested for child porn
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(62)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
It's not news for a woman to marry a guy twice her age ... unless she happens to be 60
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(25)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Skipper gets three years in prison for rape. Poor Gilligan
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(80)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pumpkinhead Squirrel auditions to be FARK's official Halloween mascot
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(20)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
"This is 911, please state your emergency in 140 characters or less"
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(36)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Grain elevator explodes in Kansas, killing three. Police believe it's the work of a cereal killer
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(46)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme Challenge: Create your own theme and an entry for it
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(31)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Et tu, Rin Tin? Et tu?
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(66)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman involved in hit-and-run car crash dies after giving birth. Since the article doesn't mention the baby's father, we can assume this is the second hit-and-run she was a victim of this year
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(136)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY "foreclosure mill" tones down its Halloween celebrations in light of the terrible economy. Just kidding - they throw a party and dress up as homeless people and mock foreclosed homeowners
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(430)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
They pull a knife, you pull a gun. They open a Papa Johns next to your Dominos, you burn it to the ground. That's the Florida way
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(94)
 


Sat October 29, 2011
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A 92 year-old woman was refused alcohol because she wasn't able to provide proof that she was over the age of 18. What? The proof was all over her face
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(214)
 
(Gloucester Times)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago six fishermen died so we could have one of the most overused metaphors of our generation
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(112)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
10 ways to not being an annoying airplane passenger. Leaving your screaming children at home strangely absent
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(390)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Then, gesturing to his genitals, the officer reportedly said "the warrant is coming out of my balls." So THATS why they're called the men in blue
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(85)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
And now for a Mormon who got people stormin' over children adornin' themselves - the church is now messing with children cross dressing and won't allow unisex elves
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(159)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
US Border Patrol stops routinely searching buses, trains and airports for illegal immigrants at transportation hubs along the northern border that's been great for tracking down people here illegally. Psst: It's now ok, illegals
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(121)
 
(Some Roman)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Vesuvius Visage
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(21)
 
(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
Powerful storm could impact 60 million people on the East Coast. Brought to you by Home Depot, Lowes and others with last year model snow blowers
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(207)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Unemployed aliens. (LGT inspiration)
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(43)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
"Think smaller, and more legs"
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(194)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Gay Africans living in Uganda fleeing persecution, irony
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(270)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
According to this map, either a brontosaurus is eating New Brunswick or a dust buster is sucking Virginia. Meanwhile, the forecast says everybody between is getting a blizzard
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(89)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Deer season. Snake season. Deer season. Snake season. DEER SEASON. SNAKE SEASON
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(42)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
HA HA Quakers are letting Occupy protesters use their restrooms
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(121)
 
(Adelaide Now)
 
 
 
You know what an inconvenience it is when a raccoon or a squirrel dies in the crawlspace of your attic? Now image it being your plumber
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(55)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
The demon pirate of the Statue of Liberty and other hidden haunted histories of American landmarks
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(37)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine woman tries to steal a set of novelty handcuffs, ends up getting a real pair
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman caught with crack pipe hidden in her Bible. Holy smokes
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(32)
 
(Big B, small oeing)
 
 
 
Purchase a 787 and Boeing will have a custom beer commissioned for you
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(37)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
As if turning your hands and mouth black and tasting like a retread tire isn't bad enough, black licorice will also seriously fark up your heart
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(171)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Not news: Park is named for two Army heroes killed by bomb. Fark: One of them was a Labrador Retriever, and it's a dog park. A very dusty dog park
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(32)
 
(News 14 Carolina)
 
 
 
"I can't think of any circumstance or anything that would make me call the police and tell them that I've got a dead female in my bed"
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(38)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Now that Gadhaffi is gone, freedom is spreading across the whole of Libya. Um, except for Benghazi, where Al-Qaeda has been taking over. Oh god dammit you guys, you just ruin everything don't you?
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(87)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
13 American soldiers killed by Taliban suicide bomber in Kabul
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(161)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Zombie crashes car into house
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(17)
 
(Altoona Mirror)
 
 
 
Animal Conservationist Jack Hanna supports hydraulic fracking, electric sulfuric felgercarb, and of course sinusoidal dynamic ram stuffing of starbucks
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(103)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know those studies that say drinking moderately is good for your health? This study says drinking in excess is good for your health. "The most recent evidence suggests that it's the alcohol itself that's beneficial"
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"We are Wall Street. We eat what we kill, and when the only thing left to eat is on your dinner plates, we'll eat that too"
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(332)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this famous fresco
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(24)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Illegal poker king busted again; doesn't go straight. What a joker
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(24)
 
(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
Not news: Live nativity scene planned for Christmas. Fark: With the parts played by meerkats
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(16)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Sieg Fail
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(121)
 
(some lucky cat)
 
 
 
Spooky, a black cat named by the vet staff caring for her after she was hit by a car, has been reunited with her family just in time for the Halloween edition of Caturday
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(926)
 
(CBS Tampa)
 
 
 
Woman tries to skin her dad after he refuses to give her his potato salad. If that doesn't tell you how pissed she was, her mugshot surely will
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(123)
 
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
You know you've screwed up when neighbors start cheering during your arrest
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(60)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A faithful dog dragged his owner 100 yards to safety after he was struck by lightning. Now can we have 'Doggerday Tag'?
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(72)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Of all of the words on this interstate sign they could have misspelled
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(73)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Most think breaking into a day care and trying on children's swim suits is not acceptable behavior. Then there is this guy
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(22)
 


Fri October 28, 2011
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
This is a repeat from 1926, 1931, 1934, 1942, 1944, 1946, 1964, 1967, 1982, and 2006
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(287)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Crash spills grapefruit on Grapefruit Blvd., divides by zero
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Girls: The proof is in the pudding. Apparently, lots and lots of pudding
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(187)
 
(Your Houston News)
 
 
 
For want of a cigar I went to the store , For the lack of ID I was shown to the door, For the lack of my smoke my anger was lost, For the loss of sense I tried to kill at all cost. All for the lack of a cigar
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(45)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Fourteen year-old girl dies in La Grange hospital after being stabbed by a burglar. A how how how how how how how how senseless
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(139)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida bans bracelets because: c) Kids might be able to smoke pot with them
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(90)
 
(Some Alien)
 
 
 
Photoshop these... eggs?
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(34)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
A troll doll with glasses, a bad-ass hair net, and Grandma's mullet await you in this week's Mughot Roundup
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(131)
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
The internet hasn't changed much in 15 years, although the headlines are way more meta
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(81)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago to make Lake Shore Drive safer during blizzards, because warning people for two days that they'll get stuck on it didn't work last year
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(40)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trouble in Eden: Occupy LA ripped apart by mutiny over whether to allow pot-smoking
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(200)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sparks of electricity bring the dead back to life
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(57)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Party of seven had 18% tip added to their bill and have a problem with that
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(316)
 
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Maize maze ablaze
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ford reintroduces the 1965 Mustang: If all you wanna do is ride around, the classic convertible can be yours for $15,000
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(161)
 
(truTV)
 
 
 
Thirteen manipulative sex institutions and how people are controlled within. Subby's domestic partnership strangely absent from the list
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(86)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
A dog is man's best friend. A dog's best friend is... Ric Romero?
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(53)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
If it weren't for that horse, I'd have made it home and not be in this hospital
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(36)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
"Fire damages house." As opposed to the helpful fire that fixes your roof
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(38)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Oh, it's back all right. It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz, baby. LET'S DO THIS THING
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(30)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rocket man
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(32)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
"How did the haunted house make that person hanging from the noose look so realistic?"
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(60)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Instead, Bruce tried to satisfy her feminine side by cross-dressing" (with yeah, you'd hit it, but it would hit you back video goodness)
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(283)
 
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Man breaks world record for largest collection of clown related items. That's not funny
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(30)
 
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Corn spill closes Interstate. Please use a kernel of caution
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Texas state school board member wonders how anyone could believe in evolution if there are no dog-cat or cat-rat hybrids running around
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(321)
 
(NBC 29 Charlottesville)
 
 
 
Search for missing autistic boy in day 6.10417
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(45)
 
(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
A band of Marine brothers storm Reddit to voice their anger at the life-threatening injury inflicted by Oakland police on their brother, 24-year-old Iraqi war veteran Scott Olsen
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(919)
 
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Using a stolen credit card to send money to your jailed boyfriend is a great way to be reunited. (w/ 'You've never been that drunk in your life' mugshot)
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(122)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Happy 125th birthday, Statue of Liberty. You're like America's very own huge green Orion slave girl ... but, you know, without the "Come do me, captain" smolder
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(61)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Pricipal caught sayof with two fourteen-year-old girls. Bonus: a few of his love emails attached
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(129)
 
(WLWT)
 
 
 
Here's a couple of suggestions when the cops come looking for your child porn: Don't have it scrolling on your computer, and don't answer the door naked
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(35)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Amtrak flasher busted; all abhorred
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(27)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Study finds aspirin can successfully block bowel cancer - especially if you use a really big one
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(16)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Working for a haunted house can be fun. You get to dress up in cool makeup, scare people, and rarely have to tend to a broken nose when people attack you
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(69)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Prince William no longer needs his crown jewels to become monarch
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(95)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Burglars break into church, leave a buck
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(12)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Catholic Mass liturgy to change for the first time since the 60's; will now include segment where the faithful say "Pie Iesu domine" and hit themselves in the forehead with a board
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(173)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
M-O-O-N; that spells UFO
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(47)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Thief steals man's backpack at beach. Man calls cop. The two go off in search of the thief, but the cop leaves his backpack at the scene. Thief steals cop's backpack. Now read this headline again with "Yakity-Sax" in your head
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(23)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Stripper? Escort? Subway Sandwich Artist? Match the mugshots with reported professions in the Friday Photo Fun Match Game
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(21)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Years of complaining about my wife's food and I never got a pole-dance
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(19)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
What lends the scene its rarefied sense of quietude and glamour? Is it the impossibly elegant wallpaper? The perfectly turned handlebar mustaches? Little Jim slurping beer from a trash bin?
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(27)
 
(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Naked man shoots at ATV riders. Court rules he can eventually be reunited with his guns, pants
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(16)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canadian senator calls on country to dump "dentally defective rat" known as a beaver from national symbols and replace it with land shark known as a polar bear
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(117)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Breaking news: how long does it take for a candy bar to go bad?
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(53)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Great Pumpkin caper in Iowa. See, I TOLD you he was real
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(25)
 
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Woman calls 911 because a deer was limping in her backyard. Gets upset when cops kill it and take it home for dinner
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(166)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Motorcycle involved in fiery crash with van carrying boxes of ammo. Authorities rush Michael Bay to scene
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(56)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Hey, write us a play about World War 2 but don't make references to Jews, Nazis or Poland. Cool?
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(96)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school student crushed after learning he had to do a pull up
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(102)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Too cool for scohol
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(55)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this silly walk
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(21)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
In hindsight, University concedes statements about professor, 'He talked about shooting students, which was disturbing, and implied that he was drunk and high every other day' were troublesome
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(67)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
News: Muslim college students are shocked ... SHOCKED ... that they are surrounded symbols of Christianity. Fark: At Catholic University
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(356)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With Tornado Season over, Kansas residents look forward to the annual Tumbleweed Migration
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(29)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal a sammich, have a plan. Stealing a forklift for a getaway vehicle is not a plan, by the way. (With creepy mugshot)
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(32)
 
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
Small-town Texas gun store airs an eloquent radio ad promoting responsible weapon safety. Nah, just kidding, the radio ad states they will deny service to Muslims and socialists
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(500)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's a rare photo of Geronimo driving a car. It later overheated, and he jumped out, yelling: "MEEEEEeeeeeeeee"
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(74)
 
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Man discovers his homemade guillotine really works
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(98)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Are you looking for pictures of adorable sea mammals? I otter bring your attention to this link
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(36)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Gym teacher fakes bomb threat to get out of work, has to do 500 push-ups
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(24)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: "Satanic lesbian launches bid for freedom"
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(71)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man who killed 4 relatives on Thanksgiving to spend the rest of his life getting stuffed
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(38)
 


Thu October 27, 2011
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Iraq veteran injured by police at Occupy Oakland still in medically-induced coma. Article with link to donation page to help cover Olsen's medical expenses. He did what he could for the 99% - now it's our turn, Farkers
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(751)
 
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
When trafficking underage girls over state lines you may want to do it in something a little less obvious then a gold painted van that says "Ho Hauler" on it
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(59)
 
(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
Apparently, Target's loss prevention program missed that "just loading up a cart and walking out of the store" scenario
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(59)
 
(The Random Fact)
 
 
 
Tibet's unrest grows after tenth Tibetan sets himself on fire. After all, immolation is the sincerest form of flattery
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(76)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you were going to a Halloween party dressed as a lead pencil, you'll have to think of something else now
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(34)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
It's bad enough you burglars broke in and stole my stuff, but at least shut the window when you're done so a fox can't sneak in and eat my child
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(98)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Study finds men are quicker to say 'I love you' than women are -- proving once again that men will say whatever they think they have to in order to get laid
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(93)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two gay men become transgender lesbians, then become legally married after one of them gets a sex change. The Aristocrats
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(215)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Just for the fun of it, let's do an address cross-match with our foster homes and sex offenders' lists. Whoa
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(46)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Rich things for poor people
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(25)
 
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
15 hand grenades, 1 mortar shell, 1 stick grenade, 18 military and parachute flares, 1 light anti-tank weapon
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(75)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When mayor of Toronto, for faster 911 response utter these secret words: "You biatches. Don't you farking know? I'm Rob farking Ford, the mayor of this city"
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(98)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Pilferer pinched for pot possession post pumpkin pitching
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(30)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Wrongfully convicted nonmurderer allegedly charged with purported ostensible assault
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(39)
 
(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this situated sphere
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(38)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
If you don't want a $44,500 fine, don't leave your car parked illegally for 1,800 years
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(77)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Authorities give back $200,000 to cocaine dealer, suggest he not blow it all at once
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(22)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Poor clerk from India, making $120 a month, wins the million dollars on Who Wants to Be A Millionaire. They should make a movie about this
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(54)
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
The police would like to remind you that Halloween is coming up and the guns those little kids are carrying just might be toys, so please don't blow them away. Thank you
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(74)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Last night everything you hate about the internet showed up at one bar. Happy Hallowmeme
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(140)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Man vows to fappucino in every Starbucks bathroom in NYC
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indian fashion models caught "heightening"
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(100)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Lost hiker wrote name, social insurance number, and date of birth on his arm, possibly in attempt to make shortest episode of CSI ever
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(82)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
High school parents worry that teens are getting too frisky at homecoming dances. This is not a repeat from 1951, 1961, 1971, 1981, 1991 or 2001
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(117)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There's "lost it," and then there's "332 wounds inflicted with a metal bar, hammer, wrench, knife, rope and mannequin peg lost it"
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(70)
 
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Hoarders: the special dictator edition
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(35)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
A point of contention at The Clan of the Barbarian as to whether or not they were the first permitted sadomasochism club in the state, is offset by becoming the fist sadomasochism club in the state to be stripped of its permit by the city
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(36)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Old Brooklyn bowling alley converted to indoor hydroponic greenhouse, called "the first commercial-scale urban operation of its kind in the United States"
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(39)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Oh the people on the bus go up and down, up and down, up and down
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(55)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Some conspiracy theorists have a problem with the "Asian chicks are so limber that they can tie their hands and feet together and then hang themselves" reasoning in Zahu suicide finding
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(92)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Family says "aw hell no" to fire consuming their 3rd floor apartment, tosses infant to rescuers, lowers toddler via rope, then climbs down the outside of the building "like they were Spiderman"
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(36)
 
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in a Target store in the Deep South...
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(91)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The European economy faces collapse. The American middle class dream is dying. Ice caps are melting. But ignore all that, and check out this page full of laughing baby and penguin videos. THIS is CNN
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(45)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
RIP, Army Ranger Sgt. Kristoffer Domeij. 14 deployments, 5,000 missions, and he was part of the team that rescued Jessica Lynch
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(140)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Entire high school football team penalized for unsportsmanlike conduct
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(73)
 
(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Student goes to principal to express he's been having suicidal thoughts. Principal has student's belongings searched, finds gun. Police arrest student. Problem solved
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(76)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
The kennel where two kids were found was actually cleaner than the house. The kids are reportedly healthy, well fed, no worms
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(34)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Officer, I've been shot by a stray bullet. Yes, ma'am. We'll get you medic ... oh, you're black? Handcuff her to the wall for five days boys
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(361)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Flight 209 now arriving Gate 8...Gate 9, Gate 10... Gate 13, Gate 14, Gate 15... Gate 23, 24, 25
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(138)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The TSA man asked Jesus, "Have you no bags to check?" Jesus answered him, "Carry no money belt, no bag and no shoes for your journey." The man was amazed and said, "Truly, you are a frequent flyer"
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(55)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NYPD discovers surprise cure for lesbianism...pepper spray
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(204)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
That's at least a one point deduction
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(20)
 
(WMCTV)
 
 
 
Raccoon cooking leads to meth maker's arrest. Where's the Tennessee tag?
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(39)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
I had never watched drunken group sex before. Well, not with elk anyway
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(33)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Man repeatedly calls 911 from down the street from his house, claiming to be lost and demanding a ride. Cops are happy to oblige
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(11)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good: Booze. Bad: Pub brawl. Good: Ambulance. Bad: Nicotine withdrawal. Good: Stop for a smoke break. Bad: Stagger drunkenly into traffic
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(19)
 
(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
Go Directly To Jail
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(61)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
And this is a nice little four- bedroom, three bathroom, 3,200 square foot house with granite countertops, finished basement and a Lamborghini Diablo
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(90)
 
(Herald Times Reporter)
 
 
 
Not news: Man offers drunk woman a ride home from the bar. Not news: She wants to fark in the car. Fark: She winds up in jail for sexual assault, owing him almost $1,600 in restitution. He can buy something really fabulous with that
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(143)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Protip: When writing a book about the 'cheapest places to retire' you should really visit those first instead of using GIS. Who knew South Houston did not have "a ski lift gondola soaring above a snowy pine-studded landscape"
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(146)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Not to harp on this, but your music makes me want to die
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(38)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Best use of a Knights of Columbus hall. Ever
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(144)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Penis pump judge loses penison. I mean, pension
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(45)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently, aliens are more likely to abduct people who eat a lot of cheese
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(64)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Judge extends restraining order on a Missouri college's plan to drug screen all first year students
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(173)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Unless emergency procedures have changed, complimentary vaginal exams are usually not part of the ambulance ride to the hospital
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The seven-day forecast for former WABC weathergirl is probation, followed by a strong chance of community service
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(57)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rocker
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(28)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara prosecutes ex-GS director Rajat Gupta accused of feeding tips to Galleon co-founder Raj Rajaratnam. Man, this outsourcing thing really got out of hand
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(58)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Famed import/export magnate Art Vandelay sponsors Middle East peace initiative
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Son of Murphy's Law namesake proves that if anyone can go wrong, they will
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(31)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Fourteen punctuation marks that you never knew existed. Bonus: snark mark
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(178)
 
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
If you're going to display a pro-atheist billboard with a quote from Thomas Jefferson, first make sure Jefferson actually said the quote. "I should have done the research before I put my billboard up"
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(299)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"I want a boob reduction - but my husband won't let me" O_O
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(1080)
 
(BadJocks)
 
 
 
Hot babe arrested for DUI while wearing slutty referee uniform punches out cop, poses for awesome mug shot
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(97)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If the father of your unborn child crashes into a liquor store while trying to evade police, and runs off leaving you stuck in the car - you may have made some bad life choices
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(29)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
New York couple files paperwork to trademark the name "Occupy Wall St." What assholes. I should have thought of that
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(82)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember all that money that went missing at the beginning at the Iraq war? Turns out, the receiver signed box 34A instead of 36B
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(94)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Your girlfriend comes home early at the same time another girl you met on Craigslist arrives at your apartment. Do you: C) Call the cops to report a burglary in progress?
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(41)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Dog bites off woman's ear, presumably while "Stuck in the Middle With You" was playing in the background
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(31)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
For the last time, if you are going to drive your semi under a bridge, make sure you read the signs posted for miles and miles about the height restriction (w/pics)
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(51)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 338: "Graves 3: Return to the Land of the Dead". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 26, 2011
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Today's special: venti half-caf skinny pumpkin spice vicodin, extra whipped cream
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(54)
 
(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
From the state that brought you "911: lost in a corn maze" comes the terrifying sequel: "911: lost in an apple orchard"
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(81)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Radioactive used cars now being sold in Japan. Oh, those Japanese and their crazy brand of try-anything consumerism
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(49)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flying freedom fighter
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(37)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Retired mechanic wins $50M lotto prize. That fixes everything
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(81)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Woman demanding rules for online classified ads after her mother's $400 purse (overflowing with money, jewelry and passport) stolen from unlocked home and posted online for $50
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(59)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Your ketchup just got an UPGRADE
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(260)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Kadafi's family to sue NATO for the willful murder of their beloved murderer
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(105)
 
(CBS Cleveland)
 
 
 
Ohio police arrest woman wearing nothing but fishnet stockings, g-string panties and a pair of high heels after a harrowing 128 mph high-speed police chase. Sounds like Subby's kind of woman, crazy, almost naked and fast
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(102)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Changing the litter box for your thirteen cats may make you qualified to help track endangered Bengal tigers in Nepal. "The whole idea is to scoop all the poop"
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(20)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
666 666 6
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(654)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Just because you're a Birther, Oath Keeper and chaplain convicted of weapons charges while trying to citizen's arrest government officials, doesn't mean you can't also be a fan of dildos and tranny porn
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(141)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Massachusetts accidentally finishes transportation project under budget, saving federal taxpayers money
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The worst gang fight in a decade between the Hells Angels and the Vagos was over A) Drugs, B) Guns, or C) Pumpkin Spice Lattes
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(68)
 
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Among the revelations in the Steve Jobs bio, he told Rupert Murdoch that Fox News is the most evil thing in America
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(158)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Giant amoeba found living in dark wet trench that surprisingly wasn't your mom's
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(43)
 
(Amazon)
 
 
 
It's television for the Attention Deficit Disorder generatio--IT'S A CAT (sponsored link)
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(54)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The NYPD is shadowing two types of people: Those with American-sounding names, and those with foreign-sounding names
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(54)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man wakes up with pants on fire, although police doubt his story
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(24)
 
(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fence post
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(52)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fark: Female driver drives her car into her neighbor's yard. Double Fark: Gets stuck and calls 911. Ultra Fark: She's five and tells the cops to hurry up 'cuz her mom will be "pissed" at her
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(49)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
See monkey born at aquarium (w/pic)
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For decades, the man's family thought he was one of John Wayne Gacy's victims. Today, the family was saddened to learn that he had actually been living in Florida the whole time
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(68)
 
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Dog missing in Tennessee turns up in Michigan, and boy, are his paws tired
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(23)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man who got home from Taco Bell and realized there wasn't enough meat in his XXL Chalupas does the logical thing: He goes back and firebombs the joint with a Molotov cocktail
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(119)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Elementary schools ban scary Halloween costumes, insist on "caring costumes" even though most sexy nurse costumes won't fit seven-year-olds
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Collisions with deer on the decline in Illinois. Numbers of hungry rednecks on the rise
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(53)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Mother who exposed dirty fast food play areas gets banned from McDonald's. Is that supposed to be some kind of punishment?
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(196)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
After robbing the pizza delivery man of his wallet and eating the pizzas, be sure not to leave the box in your car
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(37)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Former UN Weapons inspector is due in court for trying to unleash his weapon of ass destruction on a 15-year-old girl
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(145)
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Possible follow-up headline: Entire Internet porn industry crashes after only paying customer charged with stealing $130,000 to feed habit
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(83)
 
(Complex)
 
 
 
The 25 worst Halloween candies
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(362)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
The natural-gas boom has led to old-west style hell-raising, and an increase in violence, rapes, robbery, cattle rustling, rapes, and thefts
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(129)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bangkok dykes set to flow all at once, sparking flood worries and causing the whole nation to see red
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(38)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Little boys aren't allowed to join the Girl Scouts? What if they dress like a girl? Still no???
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(122)
 
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Drunk father lets nine-year-old drive family car. And no, this is not a repeat. Nine. The new sixteen
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(21)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Police find children in kennel. The kids were initially very rowdy but calmed down when police threatened to get out the paper
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(52)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Store sends autistic girl a $25 gift certificate to apologize for asking her to leave because of her service dog. Guess what happened when she went back to use it
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(213)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oakland PD to OWS: We'll help solve that problem of the media ignoring you
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(1343)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
US government announces those believed responsible for the banking collapse are now to be held accountable, starting with execs at Goldman Sachs
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(114)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Do you have two moms? How about two dads? Enjoy being poor
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(143)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Cops stop you as you walk down the street and ask if you have any drugs on you. The wrong thing to say is: A) I need a lawyer? B) I need a lawyer? C) I need a lawyer? D) Just less than an ounce of weed?
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(61)
 
(Kitsap Sun)
 
 
 
In this day and age don't donate galvanized pipes to Goodwill because somebody is bound to mistake them for pipe bombs
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(Short List)
 
 
 
So apparently, if you offer up a reward then you actually have to pay it. Even when it's $1 million
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
English woman pleads guilty to biting partner's scrotum. Boyfriend still feeling a little teste
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(42)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trucker discovers that a body on the roof does not qualify him for the carpool lane
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former Nazi death camp guard wants to go to hell. Or Ohio. Same difference
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(121)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween, the worst slideshow of the best pictures of carved pumpkins you will see today
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(OzSoapbox)
 
 
 
Woman in Taiwan clicks Facebook 'like' button, now being sued for defamation. 'Like' this story at your own risk
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(44)
 
(Kaiser Family Foundation)
 
 
 
Not news: Young people running up gambling debts. News: Police fear they could be forced into shoplifting and street-fighting. Fark: Gamblers are aged five, playing marbles
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Last Polish Battle of Britain pilot dies. He was credited with 3 Luftwaffe kills, 1 Distinguished Flying Cross and 2 giant brass perogies
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(125)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you are hot for chicks who smell like marmite, beer and pickles, then this is great news
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(64)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"Live grenade found in office safe" Glad to hear the grenade is safe, what about the people in the office?
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(19)
 
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Food allergy jihadists set up alternative Halloween in abandoned parking lot in Tuscon. Naturally, they've outlawed costumes, pumpkins, and candy, but children will certainly thrill to the awesome spectacle of tar fumes and 120 degree heat
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(150)
 
(YLE Uutiset)
 
 
 
Finland's sex-ed classes updated because "when young Finns go abroad, they need to understand that it is not normal everywhere to strip naked in a dressing room in front of everybody"
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(130)
 
(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
OWS protestors fighting to end corporate greed, tax cuts for the rich, the right of 11-year-olds to get drunk, corporate welfare, tax...wait what?
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(60)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Study finds a woman's walk reveals her orgasmic history -- coming or going
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(137)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this clown convention
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(23)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Condit Dam to be demolished after the Levy disappeared
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(33)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
PETA: Because killer whales at SeaWorld are slaves, that magically makes them protected under the 13th amendment. Wait, what?
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(118)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Pope Benedict XVI has invited Jews, Hindus, Sikhs and Muslims to a pilgrimage at the Umbrian hilltop town of Assisi, but refuses to take part in common prayers since nobody else speaks vampire
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(47)
 
(Berkshire Eagle)
 
 
 
Rite Aid ad groped by sex offender. Yes, you read that correctly
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(30)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Man gets stuck in a tree. No I mean INSIDE the a tree. "Why he's in a tree, I have no idea"
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(62)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Welcome to Slumburbia
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(116)
 
(Aiken Standard)
 
 
 
Sheriff Mike Hunt is warning residents against solicitation phone calls. "Police advise to hang up immediately and report the call to the sheriff's office" said Deputy Amanda Hugginkiss
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(54)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So, the top ten baby names right now include Atticus and Katniss. To Kill a Mockingbird and The Hunger Games. At least people are using books
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(220)
 
(MDC.mo.gov)
 
 
 
The Missouri Department of Conservation would like to warn hunters and other nature enthusiasts about various outdoor dangers this season, including snakes, mountain lions, zombies and bears. Wait, what?
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(55)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Driver makes church even more holey
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(12)
 
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Christian radio host warns parents that lesbian nurses will make their kids gay
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(198)
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Strawberries reduce stomach lining damage from boozing, medication and ulcers. Merck and GlaxoSmithKline start bidding war for Smucker's
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(76)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
Travel makes us happy. Here comes the $cience
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(72)
 


Tue October 25, 2011
(MassLive)
 
 
 
"Okay, I admit to worshipping Satan, assaulting a teenager and drinking her blood, and making my forehead look Klingon, but dammit, I did NOT name myself after a Twilight character""
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(111)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Learning how to use a new gun can be hazardous, especially if you accidentally discharge it through your floor, rupturing a gas line that blows your house to smithereens hours later
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(88)
 
(Utne Reader)
 
 
 
Photoshop something using the new international symbol for human rights
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(64)
 
(CBS Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Airline passengers are always fast to get off a long flight, just not at 30,000 feet up
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(59)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
Scientists say smoking pot can make it harder to find your way out of a maze. So if you smoke pot, avoid scientists who want to put you in mazes
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(160)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you're armed with a fake bomb and a real gun and still get beat up by the sub shop owner, maybe robbery just isn't your thing
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(8)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Voting threads for Fark's Headline of the Year contest, and a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/16 - 10/22
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(12)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Premature orgasm affects women...ohh, OHH GOD...too, study suggests
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(184)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
That. No, that. No, that. No, that
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(205)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Woman in front passenger seat arrested for calling shotgun
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(10)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Occupy Wall Street apparently thinks organic farmers aren't part of their 99%
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(178)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
12-year-old boy retaliates against pickup football tackler by body-slamming him, rupturing his spleen. He has just been drafted by the Steelers
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(89)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"So if corporations are people too, why do they sometimes have to be such schmucks?"
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(203)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Computer scientists crack the Copiale Cipher, dating from 18th century Germany; are now working on other mysteries, including the unsolved Zodiac Killer ciphers, the Voynich Manuscript, and why "The Simpsons" is still on TV
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(95)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Why don't you have a seat right over there. That's right, the same place you sat last time
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(192)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are you smoking because you're depressed, or depressed because you're smoking? Here's comes the science, chicken, egg
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(97)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy falling out of his shelter
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(31)
 
(CTNow)
 
 
 
♫ Weekend should be Halloween, Halloween, Halloween ♫ Weekend should be Halloween ♫ Says lawmaker ♫
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(92)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No need to panic quite yet, but a dormant Bolivian super volcano is now inflating at a rate not seen in the modern era
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(185)
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Mayoral candidates deny sending letter claiming opponent is "openly gay." NTTAWWT
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(58)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We live in a scary world. There's the omnipresent threat of international terrorism. The looming specter of global economic collapse. A surge of vaccine-resistant diseases. And Baxter, a Westie-bichon frise mix who poops wherever he wants
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(151)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Another day, another giant Lego man washes up on the beach
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(50)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
The worst parking job you will see today
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(121)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
USMC celebrates 70 years of dark green Marines
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(146)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You live next door to a sex offender. 23 people like this
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(96)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Elvis, Elvis, Elvis, Elvis, Elvis, Elvis, Evlis... and Elvis have left the building
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hopefully you already knew this, but researchers say that licking the pump handle at your local Gas-n-Go might not be a very smart idea
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teacher could face thousands of dollars in fines for helping students register to vote. Wait, what?
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(126)
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Wisconsin lawmakers to vote on making malt liquor part of a well-balanced breakfast
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(61)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Strip club to argue before state Supreme Court that lap-dancing is a form of artistic expression and therefore not taxable. So will paying for one count as a charitible donation to the arts?
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(275)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested"
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(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How television has changed the way we eat--and not for the better
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(127)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CDC may push HPV vaccine for boys. This will clearly make whores of them
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(137)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Big Bank protest planned?|✓| Gather thousands of followers? |✓| Issue explicit instructions to remove all your money and be friendly? |✓| Check calendar | |
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(184)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Well, they say you never really own sky-high stock prices, you only rent them
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(76)
 
(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
Guy gropes teenage girl out with her family, is lucky bar bouncers were nearby to keep her father from killing him
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(158)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Methadone, ambesol, same thing when it comes to toddler teething, right?
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(31)
 
(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
When do you know it's time to switch from huffing Ultra-Duster to a lighter inhalant: The stolen '90 Camry? The police lights in its rearview? The feces?
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(25)
 
(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Lord Voldemort nearly dies in Wisconsin
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(53)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Today in Mad Libs crime: a man in a ______ mask robs a ____ stand with a __________
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(76)
 
(Kaiser Family Foundation)
 
 
 
American close to finding, desecrating grave of greatest English naval hero
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(53)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
On the bright side, at least 4 out of 12 gun smugglers are NOT New York City police officers
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(35)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You don't want your newborn flown out to the front line in Afghanistan? What kind of father are you?
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(32)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
It's not a party until you have 300 students in one apartment. Ta-da
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(37)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
How the word "artisan" has been co-opted by marketers, enabling Dominoes to charge you $7.99 for a $5.99 pizza just because the guy who took it out of the oven signed the box
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(201)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Karzai: That was not intended to be a factual statement
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(69)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Mom left kids in car to steal." Hey, thanks. Free kids
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(24)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
America's last B53 -- a nuclear bomb the size of a mini-van with 600 times the power of the bomb used at Hiroshima -- is being disassembled today. So long, 10,000-pound-deathbringer. We hardly knew you
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(206)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Man tries to flood his jail cell with toilet water. As expected, back up plan fails
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(20)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Captain Morgan found partying with college students, arrested when it turned out one of them was 17
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(46)
 
(Winnipeg Free Press)
 
 
 
Illuminati symbols on American currency? Canadians up the ante by finding sex toys, naked women and secret codes on their new bills
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(101)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop the presidential pumpkin picking
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(21)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC Transit President thinks that the subway doesn't need garbage cans and that riders will simply throw their trash out before entering the system. Rats enjoying the buffet on platforms and the tracks agree
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(80)
 
(Chico Enterprise Record)
 
 
 
Parolee with an ankle bracelet on walks into police station and asks to be arrested. And then it gets weird
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(23)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Autopsy says Gaddafi died of a beating, followed by multiple gunshots. Or as his regime would call it - natural causes
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(144)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's 34-year old teacher banging a 17-year old student brought to you by Memphis, Tennessee. Farkier: Principal at same school was involved with male student earlier this year
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(65)
 
(Glendale News-Press)
 
 
 
L.A.'s "Love Ride" Grand Marshall Jay Leno joked about the fundraiser's untarnished safety record, and his desire to see "somebody go down". Guess what happened for the first time in the ride's 28 year history?
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(103)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama administration struggling with the thorny question of whether scientists should inject healthy children with the anthrax vaccine to see if it protects them against a bioterrorism attack. Yeah, some people have issues with this
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(79)
 
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Look, citizen, just because we broke down your door, smashed all your windows, busted holes in your wall and left the smell of tear gas while you waited in one of our complimentary jail cells doesn't make us responsible. Sleep tight, citizen
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(125)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
SURPRISE
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(62)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
City of Atlanta to Occupiers: "Okay, y'all made your little point, now GIT"
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(274)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
From those sick minds over there at Burger King Japan: All-you-can-eat Whoppers coming in November
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(102)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Look America, if you're gonna make us pay a cover charge, you better have one helluva live show
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(74)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Old & Busted: Military recruiters. The New Hotness: Peace recruiters
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(91)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Beluga whale from Chicago travels over state lines for immoral porpoises
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(56)
 


Mon October 24, 2011
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
OWSers complaining about homeless freeloaders showing up just for free meals, saying they feel entitled but don't want to contribute anything
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(372)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Children in the U.S. are tops in receiving bad marks
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(94)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Teen violence linked to fizzy drinks. Damn you, Willy Wonka... DAMN YOU
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(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this heavy lifter (22)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
"In MY day, smuggling cocaine was HARD WORK. Here, I'll do it if you can't handle it, whippersnapper"
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(92)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Emily Dickinson's coconut cake recipe. Can be sung to the tune of Yellow Rose of Texas
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(79)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The most wonderfully insane shop-window sign you'll see all day
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(83)
 
(MyFox Twin Cities)
 
 
 
Problem: Minnesota needs manufacturing workers bad, but since it's flyover country and there may not be an Apple store for 100 miles, OWS protesters need not bother
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(248)
 
(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
"Upon further review of the case, okay, fine." Insurance firm agrees to pay Joplin survivor
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(96)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
30-year FBI profiler says nice guys finish last because they're too busy making woman suits in the basement
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(238)
 
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
How far is too far? Is Caesar salad-flavored cotton candy far enough?
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(39)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Woman busted for shoplifting 26 boxes of condoms. And a home pregnancy test
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(88)
 
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Rand Corp has retracted a report showing that crime went up in neighborhoods where pot dispensaries were shut down. Pressure from LA City Attorney had nothing to do with it, of course
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(60)
 
(WSYR New York)
 
 
 
When 90-year-old man's wife dies, he distracts himself from the sadness by becoming a stand-up comic and I have something in my eye
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(46)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
60-year-old musician sues for age discrimination after he's denied entry into "young artists" competition. Fark: He now wants 88-year-old judge dismissed from his case because he's too old
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(29)
 
(CF News 13)
 
 
 
Otter bites woman in Thonotosassa. Gynecologists have the strangest names for everything
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(49)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Step one: Inform federal marshals that your Sovereign Citizen movement intends to arrest local mayors. Resulting arrests and investigation means we never get to find out what steps two or three are
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(76)
 
(New America Media .org)
 
 
 
Latin America to Occupy Wall Street: "We're sorry, we can't hear you over the sound of how much ass our booming economies are kicking"
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(118)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Overconfidence may be compensation for low self esteem? Subby is obviously too awesome for this to apply
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(45)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Law enforcement to drug-dealing gang members: We see what you did there. And by "there" we mean your Facebook page. The one with all the comments about drug dealing and the photographs of you flashing gang signs under gang graffiti
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(48)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop this enlightening campaign discussion
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(28)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pop another hot pocket in the microwave and blow the Cheetos dust off your Xbox: video games are the key to modern science
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(51)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Wisconsin town wants to ban cyclists and pedestrians from using public roads unless they register their travel plans in advance. In other news, there's a place in Wisconsin where people are fit enough to bike or walk
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(151)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Libyans have listened to the carefully voiced concerns of the world's bleeding hearts, have deliberately weighed the ramifications of their actions, and have an answer: We don't give a flying fark how Muammar Gaddafi died
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(212)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
TSA agent tells passenger to "GET YOUR FREAK ON GIRL" after finding sex toy in her luggage
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(195)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Study: Obese people don't weigh down healthcare system
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