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Sun October 23, 2011
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Within five years America will be well on its way to self-sufficiency in fuel and energy
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(208)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Stranger passed out, vomited in woman's apartment" Or, as they call it in Gainesville: Saturday night
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(12)
 
(Washington City Paper)
 
 
 
Nice explanation as to why it is cheaper to smoke crack than buy a pint of good beer in DC
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(106)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where the pot calls the kettle black and then gets dogpiled by the waffle iron, crock pot and immersion blender
 
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this crooning Christina
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(31)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Staffordshire Bull terrier which mauled boy escapes being put down... because it was 'drunk on Stella Artois'
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(128)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Two-year old calls grandma on cell phone to save diabetic mother's life
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(71)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Hunter kills Marine mistaking him for a bear. With a picture of what a bear might look like
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(227)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Hayride overturns, injuring 28 people. THAT'S THE LAST STRAW
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(41)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Stores across the country are pulling Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls flavor from the shelves, so CBS News uses this as an excuse to say Schweddy Balls as many times in one segment as possible
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(270)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Researchers find that, uh, psychopath's erm, speech patterns can, um, uh, give them away, uh, subconsciously, and all
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(166)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shouting Snapple drinker
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(47)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
"If these two should not marry, speak now or forever hold your peace." "I Object" "That's it you are getting thrown out of my wedding, mom"
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(159)
 
(Pajamas Media)
 
 
 
Eat Vegan to be ethical? well guess how many creatures were killed in the making of your arugala salad.... at least 2 vertebrate per square inch, on a conservative estimate. NO MORE BLOOD FOR VEGGIES
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(343)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Prosecutor pushes for tax on strippers to pay for juvenile sexual exploitation programs. That's forward thinking
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(58)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Want to buy this dusty 33-year-old Corvette? It only has 13 miles on it
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(174)
 
(WISTV)
 
 
 
As a married high school resource officer studying to be a minister and Army chaplain, wearing your uniform in a hotel room with a 17 year old prostitute is no way to live your life, son
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(59)
 
(Some Crab)
 
 
 
Tiny sweaters for penguins? Here's one better: 3-D printed seashells for hermit crabs. Crabs
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(71)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Despite all their rage, Highwood believes they may have broken the smashing pumpkin record. Finally, our long national nightmare is over. Today truly must be the greatest day they have ever known
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(22)
 
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
What drives you crazy? Tailgaters, lane changers, control freaks, wide turners, lapdog lovers and who the hell greenlit this crap? VE
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(449)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy birthday Earth, 6015 years old today. Hey, she's legal in Europe
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(172)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Police aid broken down owl parked on shoulder of Mass Pike
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(27)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mother packs daughter's school backpack with pencils, books, sandwich with extra heat
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(63)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Smoke dope, take off your clothes, run into a random house, jump into bed with a six year old girl. Shelbyville teenager learns that one of these things is not like the others
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(94)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Rhode Island leads the nation in suicide attempts, but not deaths. In typical Rhode Island fashion, always good at getting things started, but always falling short on completion
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(40)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
People pay eight times more for fish with a higher prestige name that can only be distinguished from the cheap kind by DNA testing
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(165)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this looking into
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(40)
 
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Woman gets arrested for stealing a cash register with only a quarter in it, faces charges of grand theft and burglary. And this folks, is why we have the Florida tag
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(40)
 
(The Star Press)
 
 
 
Turns out it's legal to spatchcock a chicken in all 50 states, though you wouldn't think so from the sound of it
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(32)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
And now, here's a picture of a gorilla rowing a pumpkin
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(16)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Magnitude 7.2 earthquake knocks the stuffing out of Turkey
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(123)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
It's 2011 and still no flying cars. We do have bicycles that play vinyl records, though
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(45)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
First #Occupy came for Wall Street and I said nothing. Then they came for Hersheys and YOU GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF MY CHOCOLATE
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(149)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The color pink doesn't exist. Wait... what?
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(214)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Your mother is so ugly she has to drug an inmate in a men's prison to have sex with her. Bonus: She is a Wiccan chaplain with the last name of Witch
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(75)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Turns out, Tennessee's Voter ID law is so strict, it won't allow a 91 year-old woman to get an ID because she couldn't stand in line for hours at the DMV
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(206)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old people don't need large homes, so they should be moved somewhere more convenient. OCCUPY YOUR PARENTS HOUSE
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(100)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Gadhafi's son Saif al-Islam captured alive ... captured. I'm going with captured
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(86)
 


Sat October 22, 2011
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man cooks cut of ham, only to discover that it's in the shape of a pig. This must be some kind of omen
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(60)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Five birds with abilities that put superheroes to shame
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(80)
 
(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Canada's new crime bill will cost you nine months in jail for passing a joint. This alarms many people, including criminologist Anthony Do... What? Seriously? Ok, yeah, so the guy's name is Doob
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(126)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop these elderly men
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(37)
 
(Worldcrunch)
 
 
 
"Existential anxiety" leads priest to skim from collection plate for 40 years, amassing a 1 million euros hoard. Fark: He never spent a cent of it
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(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this political plant food
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(23)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
In light of [REDACTED] Wall Street, Chinese web censors block terms related to the word [REDACTED]
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(98)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The 20 ugliest baby meerkat pictures on the entire Internet (w/ugly-ass pics)
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(39)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One night in Bangkok and the water's flowing / Canals divert the flood into the sea / One night in Bangkok and you'll soon start rowing / Residents are wading, it's up to their knees / It could be six weeks before it all recedes
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(112)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
If you receive a call from someone informing you that your computer isn't working properly, it's a scam. That goes double for any calls related to your refrigerator's operational status
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(90)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Blind dog needs new home. Fortunately, she has a seeing eye dog to help her find one
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(50)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
With all the publicity about people writing letters to their 16-year old selves, what would you tell your 16-year old self, knowing what you know now?
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(689)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this before: A male Republican politician has just been accused of paying a male escort for sex
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(114)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Oil Painting" of pelicans wins top prize, unfortunately
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(42)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Police employee tries to trick department out of money: "I made a huge mistake." A trick is something a whore does for money
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(31)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pete Seeger joins the OWS protestors, Weavers
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(115)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
A country whose budget is balanced, where politicians aren't corrupt, where you can trust the police? If you guessed Estonia, you were right
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(80)
 
(Inventorspot)
 
 
 
Pepsi introduces its latest flavor, "Pepsi Pink", a strawberry-milk flavored cola. Subby knows what you're thinking, but doesn't know where you can order it by the tanker-full, yet
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(174)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
I support your efforts. But I am more about charity. Not so much about you are costing me £23,000 a day, But there are actually poor people to help. But, keep on doing what you're doing. It has always been all about you
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(117)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You know what I like about middle school boys? I keep getting drunk and they keep tag teaming me
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(109)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Drunken internet antics
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(19)
 
(Northwest Ohio News)
 
 
 
Cute kitten stuck underground is pulled to safety, just in time for Caturday
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(1015)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Median wage in the U.S. now $26,000. Sounds about right for panhandling in the middle of a freeway
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(411)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Woman with insatiable sex drive later dies of rabies. I guess that explains why she finally wanted it doggy style
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(90)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
World's. Bravest. Dentist.
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(48)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Firefighter saves dog using mouth-to-snout; apparently some smoke from the fire got in subby's eyes
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(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Keel before Saud
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(181)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man wielding machete, can of gasoline demands test results from medical center. Will now be subjected to many more tests
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(24)
 


Fri October 21, 2011
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Men who view internet porn are more likely to be unable to perform with real women. I thought being unable to perform with a real woman was the whole reason for viewing internet porn
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(352)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Woman frets about paying back $160K student loan while still affording rent in NYC. Luckily, she can buy her organic, locally-grown groceries with a credit card. Seriously, is she trying to win a "you're doing it wrong" contest?
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(410)
 
(Big Picture)
 
 
 
Photoshop this teen in a tank
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(39)
 
(Bellingham Herald)
 
 
 
If your house is "infested with demons" call an exterminator or an exorcist or an exorcisterminator, whatever, just don't kidnap your roommate's children
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(33)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
This week's Mugshot Roundup doesn't disappoint
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(162)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Half of Indian women are anemic. That's weak
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(106)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Michigan restaurant unveils 338 pound burger, enough to feed three Totalfarkers
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(94)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop these guns and guitar
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(67)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
U.S. currency used to be covered with science and underboob
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(203)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
A bit late, but it's finally time to see how many stories you remember from the last week. It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(57)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hitler didn't go blind because of mustard gas
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(133)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It turns out Doritos are not made with 'all-natural ingredients' nor are they 'Naturally Delicious'
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(199)
 
(Labspaces.net)
 
 
 
Environmental deregulation would save business, create jobs, cause a 450% increase in birth defects, stimulate the economy...wait, what?
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(155)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yeah, I'll have a pack of Marlboro's, a twelve-pack of Bud, these Slimjims, and do you have any dictators' corpses left in the freezer?
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(80)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Macy's creates new software to tell you your ass looks fat
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Harold Camping possibly raptured
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(208)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas authorities arrest 76 year old woman with heart, back and breathing problems for a 40 year old unsolved murder. Well I certainly feel much safer now
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(164)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Police have arrested five teenagers for throwing pumpkins off a bridge earlier this month. They believe the five were bored out of their gourd
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(30)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Don't like your change in coins? How about this karate knife?
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(45)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
NewsFlash
 
Obama eliminates thousands of American jobs and hands them to foreign nation
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(1236)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Selling stolen copper wire to scrap yards for drug money. New hotness: Selling stolen copper wire directly to your dealer for drugs
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Canada to upgrade Navy. Vows to provide each ship with paddles, patches and air pump
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(94)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minneapolis police investigate fraud claims at Roto-Rooter. Determined officers vow they'll get to the bottom of this shiat
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(21)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Women are more likely then men to be seriously injured in a car crash because crash test dummies are designed to look more like men. Mmm Mmm Mmm
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(133)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Stupid and ugly high court justices in country full of drunken moose-molesters rules that hyperlinks aren't defamation
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(20)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Stewardess, I'll have the fish
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(80)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Real-life super hero movement growing. Come for the Michigan Batman, stay for the Michigan Batman. Michigan. Batman
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(79)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Photos show Japan's recovery six months after earthquake/tsunami
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(106)
 
(Natchez Democrat)
 
 
 
Historic picnic table destroyed when vehicle creams Malt Shop. Owners, customers shaken
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(29)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
CopTip: After pulling over women for driving infractions, telling them you can "work something out", and fondling them in a 7-11 bathroom, don't keep the panties. In your locker. At the police station
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(87)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Research finds those who tell themselves they've done a good job when they haven't may end up depressed -- or in a position of management
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(24)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
"So my wife and I are divorcing. But here's the crazy thing. Normally Judge Sosnick presides over it, but he has to disqualify himself on account of him being the judge who married us. I'm hungry, let's go get some tacos"
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(31)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Bear traps, a 12-gauge, land mines, and a few random IEDs. Yep, Subby is ready for those little bastards this Halloween
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(65)
 
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Lingerie Football League wants to start a youth league. In other news, Chris Hansen just had an aneurysm
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(69)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Catwoman claims her first innocent victim
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(40)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
It only took Universal Orlando twelve years to realize having two intertwined roller coasters that speed along their tracks at up to 60 mph and pass within 18 inches of each other might be dangerous
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(71)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Model's chocolate dress disintegrates on the catwalk. Is immediately scarfed down by nearby starving models before rushing to bathroom holding feathers. (with sfw pics)
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(69)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Britain hands over its first set of prison keys to the private sector, who promptly loses them
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(61)
 
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Drunken museum visitors decide to put on their own exhibit (with mugshot ... goodness?)
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(19)
 
(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
Daughter to undergo transplant of Mom's uterus, leading to significant womb for speculation
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(74)
 
(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
Police go digging when they believe murder weapon is buried under suspect's home, . . starting at the roof. (w/ demodularized photo goodness)
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(61)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Beach patrol captain fired for sailing his boat into two employees' harbors
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(63)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
On the bright side, almost half of Swedish pilots stay awake during flights
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(12)
 
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
After getting a promotion do you: C) Steal cash and torch the business?
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(33)
 
(WLBZ2 Bangor)
 
 
 
Maine man charged with stealing a purple monkey. Police have still not located the dishwasher
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(32)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
Fifteen spectacular swimming pools you should visit. Except for #2, which probably has poltergeists
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(50)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
New Jersey man arrested in coffee house rampage after ripping off shirt and spewing espresso. Cops suggest decaf
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(18)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Slideshow of 12 Places to go when the Apocalypse begins. Includes peaceful places like Rio de Janeiro and Kansas City
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(59)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Two people detained after tagger shoots at LAPD officers. You're it
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(23)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Qaddafi's last words may have been, "Do you know what's right or wrong?" Either that, or "Hey, don't point that at......""
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(82)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
City grants all two protestors of Occupy Des Moines extended occupation permit, presumably in a bid to raise the population
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(16)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
While you were busy being distracted by those hippies in Zuccotti square, Bank of America just transferred $55 trillion in bad debts to taxpayer-backed accounts
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(357)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
What do you get for the Black Panther who has everything and who has been acquitted (barely) of felony murder and who is destined to write a cookbook but just doesn't know it yet? That's right. A really nice sweater
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(37)
 
(Big Picture)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dam damsel
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(42)
 
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Man in Bush mask robs bank. Police know it wasn't the real President because this person devised a successful exit strategy
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(109)
 
(Sheboygan Press)
 
 
 
Shelf collapse at liquor store sends 6,810 bottles of wine crashing to the ground (with video sure to make every Farker cry)
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(99)
 
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, the world's greatest baby costume
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(82)
 
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
The last thing I remember is that poor little monkey... trying to put the cork back in
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(45)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
64 People are busted for using pot that is not pot, but it's close enough to pot to be as illegal as pot. Bonus: they were all part of the Navy fleet that buried Osama bin Laden at sea. What a way piss away a career in a puff of smoke
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(193)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Judge to uranium miners: "U stop"
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(31)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man posed as federal agent to dodge debt. Because you're reading this on Fark, you can safely assume that his plan had some major flaws
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Thu October 20, 2011
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Chinese toy guns not safe. You should probably keep an eye on your can of Coke, too
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(64)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
20 boats damaged after breaking free at Monroe Harbor. It's like all the escaped animals in Ohio, only boatier
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(20)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Cancer says it's Chavez-free
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(66)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this old operator
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(26)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former DC tax examiner admits to examining $400,000 a little too closely
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(13)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fewer Americans are filing for unemployment benefits, probably because most of them are already jobless
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(175)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bernie Maddoff writes letter to his dead son's daughter-in-law from jail, tells her he is doing the time of his life and informs her about "great new investment possiblity"
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Advertising your home narcotics business by putting up fliers around the neighborhood that say, "Heroin for Sale" with your name and address can lead to arrest. Who knew?
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(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Police officer tried to ignore the woman who called him to sell drugs, but man, she just wouldn't stop calling
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(35)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
When the headline gives you a totally different perception of the article: "ET's underpants, semen not tested"
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(28)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
NHTSA investigating reports that Mini Coopers are smoking hot
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(25)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
DHS now has powers to simply take over a New York City street because of an arrest for peaceable conduct by a middle-aged writer in an evening gown
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(182)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Apparently a glossy, commercialized version of the revolution WILL be televised
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(59)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Study: 1 in 100 adults made suicide plans in past year. I'll bet it's not the same 1% everyone keeps talking about
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(182)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Democrats debut "The Romney Rule" attack ad. And, get this, it isn't cute or clever; it isn't arcane or wonkish. It actually gets to the point and lands a blow
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(149)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Q: Which sex is better at humor? A: That's not funny
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(212)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Brits to America: Declaration of Independence in 1776 "was not only illegal, but actually treasonable," America to Brits: 'You want your ass kicked again?'
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(322)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Bathroom at Chicago's Field Museum voted number one. Also looks great for number two
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(29)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Truck jackknifes, dumps load of 2,500 chickens across highway. Road closes until CHP can pullet off
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(46)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Surprise mobile-home fire kills man, because, who plans mobile-home fires?
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(32)
 
(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: If animals were religious. (LGT inspiration)
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ohio fugitive monkey has herpes. That furry bastard told me he got it from a toilet seat
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(99)
 
(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
The TSA is now at your roadside, pull it over citizen
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(268)
 
(Sun Guy)
 
 
 
♫ We lie in the sun 'til we get melanoma. The lights are all on but there's nobody homma. Got lumps on our skin bigger than the metrodoma. Heyyy Melanoma. ♫
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(57)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Flawless plan to extort money from local business reads like something from an episode of Scooby Doo: "police suddenly saw the bucket begin to move and watched it go from the field into nearby woods"
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
"Nightmare colonoscopy". As opposed to "dreamy colonoscopy"
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(128)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FBI: Bones found in New Mexico sex torture case. Snappy dialogue, tension with Agent Booth to follow
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(67)
 
(WPIX New York)
 
 
 
Bullying hotline launched, much to the delight of bullies who like to make prank calls
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(74)
 
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
And finally, the Award for Mother of the Year goes to
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(112)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
"Organic" eggs extra organic in terms of salmonella, so they're being recalled
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(99)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Happy Halloween. Here's your annual "decoration hanging from a tree causes racial controversy in small town" story
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(264)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Iran rejects UN report on 'rights abuses' claiming the evidence is poorly sourced, outdated, and they can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in their time
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(18)
 
(News 95.7 Halifax)
 
 
 
Police seek help finding Shriners' ATVs. Suspect described as a 70-80 year old male last seen wearing a red tasseled hat
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(45)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Good: School calls parents to say the bus carrying their special-needs children home will be a little late. Fark: Does not tell them it's because the driver passed out, crossed oncoming traffic and crashed into a tree
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(42)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Naked man arrested for possession of cocaine after police chase. Article does not state where he was possessing it
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(19)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Gallant knows when to say when at the local bar. Goofus throws an umbrella stand through the window when the bar refuses to serve him
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(17)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Serial rapist on the loose in Florida. Police: "We don't know what he's going to do next." I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess rape
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(78)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Just in time for Christmas: Replica AK47 bb guns
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(148)
 
(Chaos Computer Club)
 
 
 
French politician invites 13,000 Twitter followers to bed. Message meant for wife. Probably
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(24)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Police taser naked man at wedding after nobody wants to wrestle him to the ground
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(18)
 
(Kaiser Family Foundation)
 
 
 
(a+b)+(a+c)-a=a's house/b+c - £17,000 legal costs
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(35)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Study confirms you shouldn't eat nachos off a toilet seat
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(59)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
School lets six-year-old named Cloud drift away, out of their building, across a four-lane highway and into a neighborhood while his mother waits in the office to pick him up
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(96)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bad: Your sister is murdered. Cool: You set up a charity walk in her memory: Fark: You get gangrene in the process and have part of your leg amputated
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(31)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Today's Melbourne weather forecast: Balmy with a strong chance of GIANT SNAKES
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(34)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Five stabbed at 'welcome home from jail' party"
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(37)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
RIP Fark Politics Tab 2006-2011
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(133)
 
(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
When internet memes become reality: MC Hammer unveils his search engine. Algorithm: puffypants tacobell bankruptcy
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(51)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Sometimes scientific pioneers are jailed because their ideas are revolutionary and misunderstood. Other times they are jailed for defecating on an electric heater
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(30)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Having a wife AND a mistress was a challenge, admits politician whose wife stole a kitten from his mistress. And if you see the pics, you'll understand why
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(132)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Former cable installer moves to the middle of nowhere and is outraged that he can't get cable internet
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(136)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Politeness can kill. I hope that didn't offend you. You don't have to read the article if you don't want to
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(47)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Virgin pilot blown off, inappropriate thrusting involved
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(19)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mobile phones, which caused cancer, then didn't cause cancer, then caused cancer, then didn't cause cancer, then didn't cause cancer, then caused cancer, don't cause cancer
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Til death do us part
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(117)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
School district rewards A+ students with bracelets containing pictures of naked women. Attempts to recover bracelets but "has so far gotten only a handful back"
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(43)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: That's just... wrong
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(79)
 
(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Libyan rebels claim to have captured Muammar Gaddafi (Update: Gaddafi now reported dead)
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(1180)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
34-year old woman finds out she has testicles. Subby knew all along
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(121)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Terrorism? Actually, "Drunk Moroccans in sombreros to blame"
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(35)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Voting for the world's worst airport to sleep at is completed. Let's open the Manila folder and see the winner
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(111)
 
(Post City)
 
 
 
Eight worst restaurant names in Toronto, not including the old Number Two. Meet you at the Big Chubby, eh?
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(83)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Carla Bruni-Sarkozy gives birth to first French presidential baby. Immediately makes paparazzi surrender all photos
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(47)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's official: "sexting" is the most annoying tech word. Be sure to save the article to the cloud
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(150)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What two glasses of wine a day can do to your face
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(166)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Man dressed as Spiderman and wielding a sword attempts to rob a convenience store, promptly gets ass kicked by store clerk wielding a broom
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(51)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 337: "That's No Moon...". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 19, 2011
(SacBee)
 
 
 
First Mexican truck to enter US this week. 1,000,000,000th truck full of Mexicans to follow
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(197)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
News: Obama makes a statement without the use of his teleprompter. Yes, this really is news. Fark: The news report states that his comment was one sentence long
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(132)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Article: Farmer loses cow. Farmer finds active pre-WW2 artillery shell with 15 lbs of TNT in it. Farmer still looking for cow
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(49)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Police have found the man responsible for stealing hundreds of pigs from Iowa farms over the past few months. Some people will do anything for bacon
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this perplexed penguin
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(36)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Air Force: We're no longer investigating UFOs. Reporter: Then why do Air Force personnel still have instructions on how to deal with them? Air Force: If you could just keep your eyes on this standard issue neuralyzer
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(135)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Not much happening this week in Lehigh, Iowa, unless you count the zombies
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(40)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
You know Disney World has lost all credibility when the kids want to go to Chattanooga instead
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(66)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Illegally stored fireworks pose threat. OOOOOOOOOOH... AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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(15)
 
(Chicagoist)
 
 
 
Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia rules against Chicago Deep-Dish Pizza, insisting it should be called "tomato pie," or "cheese pie," or just anything but "pizza." Dissenting opinions to the right
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(301)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
ATTENTION FARK KNITTERS: A bunch of penguins in New Zealand urgently need you to knit them tiny little sweaters. Their life pretty much depends on it. Please help
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(156)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Want to see the worst Halloween haunt of 2011? Look no further than the Ghost Ship of Newport Beach
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(70)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
We almost have the technology, here are the top 16 creatures we should be bringing back from extinction. Yabba dabba doo
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(152)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The Pentagon has launched a campaign to educate soldiers about a new terror threat: kittens
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Most women have bisexual tendencies. We are at giggity alert red. Repeat, giggity alert red
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(443)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Republished for the first time in four decades, the single greatest piece of photographic reportage from the war in Vietnam, though the lens of a man who didn't make it out of the war alive. Hero tag is for him
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(137)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia Supreme Court to hear arguments in alligator case. What a crock
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(16)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Oilsands. You can't explain that
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(151)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Let the caption panels begin: What are Rick and Mitt saying?
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(100)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Zottel the racist Swiss goat is safe. Well, as safe as he can be now that he's black
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(57)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man wins Jeep playing crane game
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turkey drops soldiers from helicopter into Iraq. "As god is my witness, I thought soldiers could fly"
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(108)
 
(KLFY Eyewitness News)
 
 
 
Ebay, I mean, Louisiana law makes it illegal to buy second hand goods with cash
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(281)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
No, I don't know when the next bus comes through here, but the next car comes through here right now
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(7)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Suspiciously huge package delays morning train service. Sorry about that
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(15)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
A trainwreck in the making. Live courtroom feed of Lindsay Lohan probation revocation hearing
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(309)
 
(Trebuchet Magazine)
 
 
 
Those bubbles in the ocean? Microbe farts
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Personal trainer sits for six months in fattie's ass groove on the couch to learn what it is like to be unhealthy
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(187)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Hey, let's feature Christina Hendricks in a videogame (^_^) And we'll make her breasts smaller (-_-)
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(101)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
World domination in beauty pageants is now the great will of China
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(60)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Attention shoppers, for sale this Christmas we have a yurt, only for $75,000
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sharia mortgage company on the verge of bankruptcy. Susan Pigg reports
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(38)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scholarly feud over the existence of faster-than-light neutrinos and the purported death of Keynsian theory forces cancellation of DC college information fair
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(31)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Iron photoshop ingredient: Schadenfreude
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(33)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Student loan debt hits record levels. But it's not like they're going to have to use math once they graduate
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(141)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disneyland objects after environmental groups complain that Excalibur contains too much lead. Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you
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(72)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Awkward family photos, Halloween edition
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(67)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
The next big thing in food? Blood. "There is no reason why properly inspected blood couldn't be in our supermarkets right there next to the frozen dinners." I blame Twilight
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(80)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ready your "LOL 57 states" retorts, 'baggers, Michelle Bachmann doesn't know where Libya is
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(175)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Naked, covered in cooking oil, and making indecent proposals towards young girls is no way to go in life young man
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(30)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Never bring a steak knife to a sword fight
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(17)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Off-duty cop robbed of his wallet, badge, dignity
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(41)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
"My Mom isn't a very smart alcoholic" - Wait... you mean alcohol makes people not smart?
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(41)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Researcher: It's impossible to tell whether or not some people's brains are hard-wired for social networking. Also admits Darwin would likely unfriend him over this crap if he were alive
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(9)
 
(1200 WOAI)
 
 
 
French-Moroccan muslims arrested in San Antonio may have terror link after photographs of courthouses, water systems' from around the US found in the van. Nothing to see here, probably just some judgemental plumbers on holiday
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(114)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news: Your daughter announced her engagement. Bad news: She's 15, missing in Mexico, and is pregnant. Fark: Announced it all on Facebook
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(150)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alright, stop. Collaborate and listen. ICE is working on a record detention
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(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Architecture firm sponsors contest to design a zombie proof house and attracts over 200 vote-able entries. Farkers to skew the voting in 3,2,1
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(79)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
1000-year-old Viking relics found in Scotland, not back in Mississippi as ESPN would have you believe
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Early morning encounter with Spock turns ABC news anchor gay
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(110)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Hey Mr. Policeman, check out my UHH OHHHHH why are you arresting me? I'M ONE OF THE 420%
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(71)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
For every action, there is a reaction. And a Pikey reaction...is quite a farking thing
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(142)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
Silly tourist photo of fake styrofoam crocodile on the beach lands Australia's Fraser Island on Telegraph's World's Most Dangerous Beaches list. So yeah, that list is a load of croc
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(20)
 
(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
You can rob our store. You can take our money. But don't even think about running off with my baby daughter
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(95)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
You can't fight in here. This is the "Operation Peacemaker" Office
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(21)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Very few peopp-l-l-e h-h-a-a-v-v-e e-e-a-a-r-r-t-t-h-h q-q-u-u-a-a-k-k-e i-i-n-n-s-s-u-urance
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High heels are rising in popularity...for men
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(160)
 
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
De Priest in trouble for raping de boy
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(16)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Morgan Stanley posts third-quarter $2.15 billion profit. You got a rock
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(120)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Just in time for Halloween, Photoshop something supernatural. Link goes to inspiration
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(38)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Senate votes against an anti-potato bill hashed together by the USDA, considering it half-baked. USDA vows to fry again. Au gratin
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(170)
 
(Cleveland Scene)
 
 
 
If you're a brewery, what do you do with the leftover beer? If you're Great Lakes Brewing Company in Cleveland, Ohio, you make it into ice cream
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(126)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The new trend in cat names: naming them after food. Your dog wants to chase steak
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(208)
 
(Taunton Gazette)
 
 
 
Boy is not allowed to have sax on the bus anymore because his instrument is too big
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(95)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Forty four years ago this Friday, Abbie Hoffman and Allen Ginsberg tried exorcising and levitating the Pentagon. Man, the drugs were so much better in the late 60s
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(66)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
You're doing it wrong: Elderly woman breaks leg in hospital ER, staff tells her to call ambulance
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(159)
 


Tue October 18, 2011
(610 WTVN)
 
 
 
Man dead as lions, cheetahs, wolves, camels, and bears escape exotic farm in Ohio. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(257)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Porcelain fountain damaged in drunken black-out. When drunk, you're supposed to worship at the porcelain temple, not desecrate it
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(28)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR ombudsman hired by NPR determines NPR was not showing liberal bias when they claimed that the lying, cheating, and unethical Rupert Murdoch lies, cheats, and is unethical
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(155)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man suffers from rare condition where he has sex without waking up, leading to wife giving birth to a little nightmare
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(86)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Occupy Wall Streeters were given a fifty question economic quiz. See if you can do any better than they managed
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(571)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
While lawmakers in the US hem and haw over a few billion dollars, European leaders have agreed to a two-trillion euro rescue fund. Go big or go home, indeed
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(108)
 
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
What do a lawnmower, unauthorized hedge trimming, after dark traffic blockage, and a 0.312 DWI have in common? South Louisiana
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(11)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Herman Cain was joking when he said his deadly electrified border fence was a joke. Seriously
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(124)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
USPS revives the idea of a one-cent tax on each email. Just kidding. But the price of a stamp is going to $.45 in January
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(103)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Instead of using a condom, why not just eat a delicious Twinkie?
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(51)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
"Is there a lot of pressure that comes with the Ramen King title?" "I wouldn't call it pressure. It is a responsibility. A responsibility to bring great ramen to the world"
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(77)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Presidential pickup lines: "You must be Seward authorizing the purchase of Alaska, 'cause I'm experiencing some unprecedented growth"
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Social Security recipients to receive additional 38 dollars a month next year. Bank Of America to add a 38 dollar monthly fee for being old
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(80)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Advice columnist won't give advice on getting married, getting divorced, having children, getting abortions, adopting, or consensual cheating, because those are "too personal." Advice columnist
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(47)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dartmoor ponies need contraceptives. Wait... whut?
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(36)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Police say they've caught the jerk who has been masturbating in public around Seattle
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(58)
 
(truTV)
 
 
 
Female orgasms, and 11 other bizarre, mysterious side effects that probably aren't real
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(126)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Success of experimental malaria vaccine is not giving people chills
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(31)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Maine coon cat takes on mountain lion (sorta) with awesome pics
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(134)
 
(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this one of a kind low-tech roller coaster
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(27)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Zombie injuries not life threatening, seamen leaving ferries in Greek ports, and an explanation of Herman Cain's pro-llama agenda: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/9 - 10/15
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(4)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The 60's generation, who tend to have high-paying, generally pleasant jobs featuring excellent benefits and flexible schedules, don't get why these kids are protesting when there aren't even any kind of endangered owls on Wall Street
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(256)
 
(My Fox Dallas)
 
 
 
♫He beat her with his meal, of a frozen armadillo♫ Well, it sounds like a Frank Zappa song anyway
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(45)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
TSA agents are great at letting nothing get through security screening. Except when you bribe one of them, then you can just walk through with 15 pounds of pot
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(32)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Beastiality lands a man in the dog house
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(86)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Dyslexic boy wins right to challenge education broad
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(48)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
An ADHD diagnosis for a 4-year-old? I think we can all agree that LET'S GO RIDE BIKES
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(183)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
If you plan on being a part of the Occupy Wall Street movement, you need this app that lets you quickly alert your family, friends, and lawyers that the cops have arrested you
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(95)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Michigan wants to make it illegal for students and school employees to have sex. Yes, even at the university level
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(129)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Protip: If your cocaine and pot get stolen, the police are not there to help you
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(10)
 
(TheSunNews)
 
 
 
How do you get rid of unwanted house guests? Why, you set your own house on fire
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Democrat pollster: Yes, these OWS nuts are dangerously out of touch with most Americans
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(225)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Can't sleep...wife will behead me...Can't sleep...wife will behead me...Can't sleep...wife will behead me
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(54)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
New iris scanner can tell your race and gender. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DAVE?
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(55)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In the 2012 presidential campaign, there's only one question that really matters: Who does God want in the White House?
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(147)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Brigham Young researchers find link between media profanity and teen violence, wag fingers sternly
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(56)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The reason you don't want to put family on your T-Mobile plan? They may take a trip to Canada and rack up $201,000 in charges
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(151)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of U.S. workers are either overweight, obese or Farkers
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(168)
 
(Newsplex)
 
 
 
Your snowflake voluntarily left a concert, and then something bad happened to her outside? SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE
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(259)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Witches and zombies at war in Salem
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(29)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why are people in Moscow always surprised by snow in the winter? Subby has no idea vodka make them forget something like that
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(31)
 
(sf examiner)
 
 
 
I need a brother like I need a hole in the head
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(13)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
The six most mind-blowing things ever discovered in space
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(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop subby's laundry
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(19)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
The CDC considers "four or five alcoholic beverages consumed on one occasion" to be binge drinking. How can it be a binge if I do it every day?
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(133)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
23 mentally unstable Swedish women convicted for possession of child pornography, wrecking perfect fantasy with just one word
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cancer-stricken mother dies 23 days after giving birth to daughter she saved by refusing chemotherapy
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(149)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Iowa National Guard machine gunner develops Predator-style ammo backpack, still ain't got time to bleed
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(64)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fat Replacing Crude Oil as F-16 Fuel
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(49)
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Man invents cone-shaped pizza for those rare times you have to leave your mom's basement, at least you can still eat pizza
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(62)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
KFC's sequel to the Double Down takes basically everything they serve, puts it in a bowl and then adds a farkload of bacon
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(114)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Sure, you'll have AIDS - but damn your feet will look amazing
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(40)
 
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
First grade class is having issues with too much kicking, scratching, punching and choking. And that's just from the teacher
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(15)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
New York moves to change test-grading rules to prevent rampant cheating...by the teachers
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(21)
 
(Dlisted)
 
 
 
From the 'Shiat we really didn't need, ever' department: Paula Deen's butter flavored chapstick
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(35)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Remember the Amish haircut terrorists? Here are their mugshots
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(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's a cyclops shark, therefore your argument is invalid. (with video goodness)
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(35)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russian governor offers $17,000 for a bald chipmunk. Wow, waxing is really pricey in Russia
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(14)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The U.S. was so close to using cyberwarfare in attack plan on Libya that the Obama administration was abo___ ****carrier lost****
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(29)
 
(Bellingham Herald)
 
 
 
No matter how mad your teenage daughter makes you, you are not allowed to dress her up in armor and beat her with a sword
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(155)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Harold Camping says the world will end on Friday. This is not a repeat from May
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(134)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
Beer in Space tour planned to begin in 2013. Because there's only one element in the universe that could possibly make the majestic view of the Earth from outer space even more god-like, and it's beer. Sweet, otherworldly beer
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(18)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Student protests hurting military recruitment efforts? Draft the little bastards
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(32)
 
(Some Tree Hugger)
 
 
 
5 Bears, 1 Tree
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(26)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
German traveler finds that In Nuku Hiva, the cannibals eat Ramin
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(61)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Seasonal jobs that used to go to kids are being snatched up by older people desperate for work
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(85)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Seaweed is killing coral reefs. Your move, humans
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(38)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Supreme Court agrees to review Stolen Valor Act, raising the hopes of decorated marine core soldiers such as myself who have for so long had to suffer the fakes and posers around us with little recourse. Sempur Fie
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(322)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Car tears Dunkin' a new doughnut hole. A cruller fate I have never known
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(30)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
When asked why you threw a four-year-old off a swingset, you may want to come up with a better excuse than 'My granddaughter wanted to get on the swing'
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(104)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
If you lost a couple of boulders on I-91 the other day. The VT State police has them and you can pick them up. Also, they have a few questions
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(40)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In interest of not being labelled interfering, Occupy Cincinnati protesters clear park for wedding party to take photos. Cool: Wedding party invites protesters back to be in the photos
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(43)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
81-year-old can't find farmer's market from the air, lands his 1973 Cessna in a strip mall parking lot instead. With security cam video of the 'landing'
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(87)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Mother of missing baby has nothing to hide...according to lawyer who must know she already did the hiding
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: 3 seconds before disaster (LGT example)
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark goes to Occupy Wall Street. This is what we saw
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(1100)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Man with 100-pound scrotum seeks money for surgery. Come on, man, don't you think they're big enough?
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(99)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Mother tries to get daughter into prestigious school by: A) teacher recommendations B) video resume C) spreading sex disease lies about rival applicant
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(31)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
A woman next to you trips and falls down. Do you: A) Offer to help her up? B) Check to make sure she didn't injure herself? C) Lick her knee?
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(43)
 
(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Caption Nabokov with these lolitas
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(58)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Police: "Why is the nine-year-old driving?" Dad: "Because she's sober"
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(48)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain interviewed for Playboy, reaffirms his hatred for vegans, recommends men cook omelets for their ladies: "You look good doing it, and it's a nice thing to do for somebody you just had sex with"
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(255)
 
(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
Next up: Occupy Vagina
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(84)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Small town America's response to OWS protestors: "Sorry, we can't hear you over the sound of our own bootstraps"
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(806)
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
Video
 
News: one-year-old found wandering alone in grocery's produce aisle. FARK: It's a bear
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(30)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Firefighter catches boy dropped from window, is instantly hired by the Indianapolis Colts
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(21)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
PROTIP: When you run your car into the ditch and the cops ask you how much you had to drink, don't answer "two pizzas". Oh, and lose the heroin while you're at it
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(22)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Well if there is anything good about climate change, it would be ants getting smaller in size
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(67)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Word to the wise: When fishing, make sure you don't cast your lure into power lines
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(45)
 
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
The ironic tag was created for headlines like this: "Report: Thieves take Bible at gunpoint"
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(73)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
After a stroke members are welcome to practice strokes at nation's first golfers-only cemetery
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(25)
 


Mon October 17, 2011
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
AIG still owes you $51,000,000,000... So, they decided to go on a luxury retreat to forget about all of that
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(156)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ecstasy can be found in a BMW. Specifically, in the roof lining
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(39)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Parents, teachers upset with students' attire. This is not a repeat of every year since before you were born
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(118)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
High school's insane bathroom policy doesn't hold water
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(287)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
If you didn't support the fatwa against Salman Rushdie before, you will now
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(206)
 
(Local 8 Idaho Falls)
 
 
 
"Wet Cement Fight Ends in Arrests." And, hopefully, a hosedown
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Culinary Adventures - The Pickle Conundrum. It's like an incident, but with more questions
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(53)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Fire breaks out in cold storage
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(36)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
You can tell Fall is here now that the weather is crisper, the days are shorter, and the jellyfish are floating into Puget Sound
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(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New book claims Hitler and Eva Braun fled Berlin and died of old age in Argentina
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(173)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
A man, a plan, a canal, live grenades
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(23)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
Concerns over the Taj Mahal's foundation have no foundation, says foundation
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(42)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup: Majority of Americans now favor legalizing marijuana. That's a record high
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(291)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Milwaukie man named Eugene found near Milwaukie Bay in Eugene
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(99)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What movies would a Fark-required watching list consist of? What movies have you seen just because of Fark?
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(518)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Blessed are the cheesemakers
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(46)
 
(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Photoshop this alluring lass
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(44)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Children absorb more cell phone radiation than adults do. So when you're making a call on your cell, make sure you have a kid nearby for the good of your health
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(85)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Did you hear Vincent Van Gogh was murdered?
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(82)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
CDC estimates cost of excessive drinking at $2 per drink. Make mine a double
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(69)
 
(Some Geezer)
 
 
 
There are a lot of fun things senior citizens can do to pass the time. For example there's shuffle board, canasta, arson, bingo... Wait, what?
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