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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Thirsty eight-year-old climbs down neighbor's chimney to get drink, rescuers have to cut hole to rescue him. Home owner may file soot for damages
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Marines biggest problem is landmines. The IEDs a big part of it. They've found a new way to mark them. They cover them up with
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(155)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ric Romero reports that libraries let you borrow books for free. This is CNN
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(109)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"10 Great Places to Eat from a Food Truck" and yes, The Big Gay Ice Cream Truck made the list
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(146)
 
(asahi.com)
 
 
 
America considers reviving 50-year-old bad idea, thanks to Japanese nuclear disaster. Welcome home, backyard fallout shelters
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(174)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Tron-inspired Duck Tape commercial is awesome as duct tape is infinitely useful
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(85)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Gunshots lead police to 600 pounds of marijuana. Officials say they located the 520 pounds of marijuana in the back of a truck in southeast Atlanta
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And the state with the most stagnant new housing market is ... go ahead, guess
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(130)
 
(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Rebels enter Tripoli, leader says Gadhafi's son Seif al-Islam has been arrested
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(1137)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: 10 years from now
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(54)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Milk, milk, lemonade. Turn the corner, Capitol Police raid
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(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Finally someone in the news industry recognizes the real reason college costs keep going up
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(216)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Stealth planes. New Hotness: Stealth snowmobiles
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(68)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The era of man being the dominant species may be coming to a close as more sea monsters learn to fly balloons
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(36)
 
(Taipei Times)
 
 
 
Taiwanese man gets $24,000 fine ($828 US) and nearly loses wife after speed camera catches him driving 1008 mph in a 40 zone. What a bargain
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(84)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
It's "zero hour" for Muammar Gaddafi in Tripoli as rebels vow to push him into the Mediterranean Sea
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(178)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bicyclist learns how traffic laws apply to him, and it only cost him $1500
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(511)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man blind since birth becomes film critic. He's used to violence and drama he can't see, he's already a traffic reporter
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(28)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Getting ready for a wave of coal-plant shutdowns and rising prices for electricity. Just what the economy needs
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(150)
 
(Beeb)
 
 
 
10 iconic travel experiences. Americans, this does not mean visiting the McDonald's near all of these locations
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(99)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man greeted at airport by a tuxedoed waiter from Morton's after wishing for steak on Twitter
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(107)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
From the humble Mini to Hitler's Volkswagen Beetle: Ten of the greatest car designs. Well only nine really, the last one is fail
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(273)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: The laws of cartoon physics applied in real life
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(33)
 
(National Hurricane Center)
 
 
 
Irene planning a South Beach vacation
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(67)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The "smelly slimy raw chicken" is pretty obvious as is the "mold on the jelly". But what's the deal with soy sauce?
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(126)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nine foods that fight fatigue. Frozen coffee on a stick absent
source: healthzone.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(The Sun Daily)
 
 
 
You know compact cars have gotten too small when you read a tragic headline of "Man killed when car plunges into drain"
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(25)
 
(Courthouse News)
 
 
 
If you want to food poison people from a radio station you don't like, it isn't a good idea to post a question asking what to do on a rival station's FB page
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(35)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Middle East Quartet condemns "cowardly" terror attacks on Israel, play awesome version of Schoenberg's String Quartet No. 2 in F sharp minor, Op. 10
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(68)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
...and when they came for the chocolate milk, there was nobody left to speak for me
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(114)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
FYI: Paying a "sovereign citizen" to put your house into common law trust to save it from foreclosure, well, that doesn't really work
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(80)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
New study shows that single people, spinsters have shorter lifespans. In related news, older unmarried women are spinsters, older unmarried men are still single
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(40)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man from Arkansas sues Microsoft for $500 billion. Why yes, he is representing himself in court
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(61)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Singer sells his LA home for $2.1 million because he's upset that the 19 statutes of David that grace his front yard are more famous than he is. "It wasn't like I was just this wacky guy who wanted 20 p****es on his lawn"
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(85)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Ground-breaking research concludes people who aren't doing what they want to be doing get unhappy
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(33)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman pleads n contst 2 killing old mang w her car whIl texting, avoids jail tym
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(54)
 
(KXII)
 
 
 
In Texas, teacher arreSted for inapproPriate relationship with A studenT
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(69)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Chicken lays world's tiniest egg. Farmers say that's gonna be hard to beat
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(48)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sweltering salt
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(15)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Your honor, before we continue with this criminal hearing will you marry my pregnant girlfriend and I?
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(31)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
God disrupts Pope's speech
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(70)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Girl struck by lightning...twice....while in the shower
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(109)
 


Sat August 20, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's the most unfortunately-named band you could possibly think of to play a 9/11 concert? Go on, guess
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(343)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're stealing a car from a mechanic, make sure you pick one with a windshield and fully attached steering wheel
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(10)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
It's boobies, lips and tongues in this week's belated mugshot roundup
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(121)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Five people won't beheading to Sam's Club anytime soon
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(94)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Live blog of activity in Libya, shiat getting real
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(451)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
737 crashes in Canadian Arctic. Survivors reported. Coincidentally, Canadian military holding an exercise in the area of the crash, which is good news for the survivors
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(109)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this father & son mowing the lawn
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fat dudes doing belly flops, dirty hippies at music festivals and filthy hot chicks in bikinis on a moon bounce - these mud people have it all, including a woman's Gene Simmons-worthy tongue in pic 71 (slideshow)
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Neighborhood lives in fear of man who assaulted quadriplegic man with a fish. He's also known to chase people with his chainsaw, leaving some neighbors saying he might have a little drinking problem
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(71)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
From homeless to headache: Ted Williams and his golden voice apparently requires hotel rooms for himself, his girlfriend, and his bodyguard
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(61)
 
(Some Beer Snob)
 
 
 
The 11 best crappy domestic beers. Yes, yes, we all know that you like Belgium amber wheat ale stout, keep it to yourself
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(331)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man refuses order to remove fake speed camera because it's really a bird box housing an endangered bat
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(56)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Things to do on your cruise vacation: A) Enjoy fine dining and a show; B) Relax in the spa; or C) Get drunk and drop the ship's anchor
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(93)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The US Postal Service's bold new idea to save itself: encourage people to write letters. Maybe it should rename its "Forever" stamp the "Until We're Bankrupt" stamp
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(153)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Why commercial whiskeys are better than anything ever made by craft distillers
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(230)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Court rules guy justified in shooting intruder under Stand Your Ground Law. Carrying a concealed weapon before shooting, not so much
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(130)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Scarecrow Festival submission
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(33)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a baby elephant in a raincoat
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(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
What, the Appalachian Trail was too easy for you ?
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(167)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 10 most depressing states in the USA. Wrapped up in a dismal slideshow
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(276)
 
(nwi times)
 
 
 
Illinois Secretary of State questions new law exempting Amish from having photos on their driver's licenses. In other news, the Amish need driver's licenses
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(63)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Libyan government official denies rebels have taken two key towns, says he's married to Morgan Fairchild, and is about to have his picture on the cover of Newsweek
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(20)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Parents who pimped out their 16 year old daughter as a model apparently upset that some people might find their daughter somewhat sexually alluring, won't even share photos
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(174)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Your school photographer refuses to take your precious snowflake's photo after seeing her bully a classmate. Do you: C) Thank her for bringing the misbehavior to light and say you'll take care of it. Wait WHAT?
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(157)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Man gets 16 months in jail for drunkenly stealing Krispy Kreme donuts. To be fair, he had 233 priors
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(29)
 
(mjtimes.sk.ca)
 
 
 
15-year-old boy saves injured kitten from certain death, gives him a good home. Cat gets lost, boy is devastated. Entire community bands together to help reunite cat and boy in time for them to share Caturday
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(1126)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So you think you're an expert on pop culture robots?
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(204)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
While your 401k gets emptied by the latest market turmoil the super-rich are raking in the dough with investments only they can access. Guess it's time for more tax breaks for these poor rich folks
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(298)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Perhaps "Get On the Treadmill, you Fatass" isn't really appropriate reading material for your 6-year-old
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(77)
 
(Failblog.org)
 
 
 
Photoshop this frog in the rain
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(24)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Today's "screwed-over by Bank of America" award goes to the seventy-year-old lady facing foreclosure because she paid her mortgage four days too early
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(152)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Blaming others for your misfortune can ruin your health -- which you'll probably just blame on somebody else, too
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(34)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Want to one-up the guy that has the Lamborghini serviced at Best Buy? Get a Veyron and take it through a coin-op car wash
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(109)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Would you like to live 44 percent longer than normal? Are you willing to take an experimental drug to do so? There is some really good news, if you're also a mouse
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(32)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Lighting a cigarette while using nail polish remover, or paying attention in high school chemistry class. Guess which one is the better idea
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(49)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Videogames vs. Movies: Have games replaced films as the modern popular narrative medium? Who cares. We've killed the books. USA USA USA
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(126)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Oxford English Dictionary entries include "retweet", "mankini", and "sexting". Next year they're going to need to add FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cadillac Unveils: Convertible Hybrid Concept Car, Four-door features rear-hinged "suicide" doors, twin-turbocharged V-6 engine
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(136)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Checking in on feral girl, six years after being discovered by police: "She doesn't chew off her dolls' arms any more"
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(259)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Dear FBI super-spies: Do not name your FBI surveillance van's wifi network "FBI SURVEILLANCE VAN"
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(172)
 


Fri August 19, 2011
(Some boob staring thief)
 
 
 
If you're going out to steal copper pipes from nudist resorts, you may want to wear something other than your "I stare at boobs" t-shirt. With mug shot goodness
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(52)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
OKCupid announces the top ten sluttiest cities in America. Yep, looks like your mom's usual summer circuit all right
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(135)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Louisville Fark Party / Pub Crawl Reminder - The Revenge of Indiana
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(109)
 
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Since Bert and Ernie are staying stubbornly straight, photoshop some other unlikely but fabulous gay weddings
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(64)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Policeman investigating leaks to newspapers arrested on suspicion of making leaks to newspapers
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(24)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
Cup Noodles museum set to open in September. Admission is 6 for $1.00, or 20 cents each
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(48)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Your pet's political affiliation. What you need to know
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(119)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Amputation faked for insurance money." How do you FAKE an amputation?
source: uppermichiganssource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Lawyers smell money from Indiana stage collapse, begin circling overhead. Well blow me down
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British motorist: Welcome to Earf. UFO pilot: PEW PEW PEW (all caught on video)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(176)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's time for the weekly Fark Weird News Quiz...now with an easy version for those of you who actually worked last week
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(52)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Don't be nice to the weird kid in middle school, he's weird for a reason
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(233)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Little person wins small settlement after mental midgets at Starbucks fire him for using a tiny step stool
source: kfoxtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Some Heat Index)
 
 
 
"August 2011 will crush... smash... obliterate... destroy and annihilate the previous warmest average monthly temperature by at least 2.0 degrees and in a few locations by 3.0 degrees"
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(290)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When calling an ambulance for your five-year-old having a heart attack, you might want to mention that it's a...cat
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Pet store will no longer sell puppies, forcing you to adopt like a filthy communist
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Canadian contest winner begins spending 80 days living at Vancouver International Airport. Long time JetBlue passengers call him an amateur
source: overheadbin.msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Firefighters flea abandoned home
source: connecticut.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you are a former Oakland Raider cheerleader (or "Raiderette") and then you become a police officer, don't be surprised if your former job comes up in the workplace. I'm not saying it's right, I'm just saying
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(180)
 
(Government Technology)
 
 
 
TV: Let's run that crime scene photo through 3D-o-Tron. Real life: Okay
source: govtech.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Boa constrictor up for adoption, will be loyal, loving, may crash funerals
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(20)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Image: At 83, subject of 'American Girl in Italy' photo speaks out. Ninalee Craig says image symbolizes independence and fearlessness, not harassment
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(106)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Orange goo that took over Alaskan village shore is not mass of unknown microscopic eggs, but a mass of unknown spores. There, doesn't that make you feel better?
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(60)
 
(Mlkshk.com)
 
 
 
Very, very few albums of wedding photos deserve to make the front page of Fark. Then, there's this one
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(191)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
In space, no one can hear you call room service. Or can they?
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Blind man sued for illegally downloading porn he can't watch
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(59)
 
(Mid Hudson News)
 
 
 
Police and firefighters scrambled for suspicious package in police station parking lot...which turns out to be a cooler full of beer. Bombed squad promises to destroy it
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(21)
 
(Novinite)
 
 
 
Court tells old man that even though the 11-year-olds on his lawn are loud and rude, he's still not supposed to shoot any of them in the knee
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(36)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Please update your Netflix queue, Idiocracy has been moved to the documentaries section
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(105)
 
(MyFox Twin Cities)
 
 
 
Mechanics are happy to remove a python from your dashboard. Cash, credit or BBQ ribs are all acceptable payment
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(7)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
It's bad enough that authorities seized 2,000 lbs of pure cocaine, now they can't stop talking about it
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Beatcalls)
 
 
 
If your car runs out of gas, flagging down a cop for help is a great idea. Just remember to take the drugs out of your pocket
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(54)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Ron Paul is not a typical Republican candidate and his supporters are not typical Republican voters." RON PAUL
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(333)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Swiss say they'll continue making great chocolate and cheese, but their special on legally paying 16-year-olds for sex ends soon
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(68)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
I love you too, deer
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(24)
 
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Five megatrends from the past that weren't. Last one was so wrong that to this very day, it helps you fark and fap
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(45)
 
(Pasadena Star News)
 
 
 
Navy recruiter arrested after cops allege he subjected potential enlistee to everything but rum & the lash
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(42)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Friday Photo Fun Match Game: Pair up a quintet of assault arrestees with their weapons
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(3)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The first successful application of Godwin's law
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
$194,000 for a Terrafugia flying car? Screw that
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Every dog must have his day, and every family of a dog shot and killed by cops also has their day, and sometimes that day is worth $333,000 in damages
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(134)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain
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(50)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Divers over the moon about finding Mars on the Baltic seabed
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(34)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Fark.com cliches in great paintings throughout history
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(212)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Turkish Air Force finds some Kurds in their whey
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(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Military investigators still trying to identify those in the Ash Pile of the Unknown Soldier
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man convicted of conspiring to interfere with commerce by robbery for attempting to steal cocaine that didn't exist
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(23)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Break out the champagne and noisemakers... the big day has finally arrived. Spin your anvils and spread your legs... and have a happy WONKY STAPLE DAY #5
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(271)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Roofer who was dying to get down is in grave condition after passing out on top of a cemetery construction site. Thankfully coworkers and firemen crypt him alive
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(18)
 
(Boston Channel)
 
 
 
Powerplant spokesman says radioactive tritium leaked into the river does not pose a health problem. Blinky the three-eyed fish unavailable for comment
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NATO: "b-12. b-13. b-14"
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(71)
 
(WSB TV)
 
 
 
Badass 12-year-old girl with an interest in forensics solves break-in before investigators can, commenting "I did your job again"
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(140)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The Great Drought of 2011 has cost Texas $5.2 billion. This will never happen if Gov. Perry was president. Because then he'd control the weather
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(312)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British girl in desperate need of grounding
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(97)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Good News: Two of the West Memphis Three to be free. Bad News: They have to make a deal with the Devil and admit guilt
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(414)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists say man-made climate change may increase Earth's susceptibility to hostile alien invasions. No, really
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(173)
 
(Some Pixelated Fashionista)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Photoshop an enhancement to something that doesn't need enhancing. LGT inspiration
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(36)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
British council bombed in Kabul
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(110)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
There is a cure for cancer. The Shamen were right all along
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(111)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia Colleges ask students to prove they're legal citizens before enrolling in fall semester classes
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(423)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Think you're great at hiding your PIN when you use the ATM? The dude behind you just took a thermal image of the keys you pushed, and he's got your code
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(154)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
That creepy Burger King guy --- let's pretend he never existed
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(173)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Moammar Gadefeated?
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(254)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Otters make remarkable comeback in England. Jugband scene sees explosion
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(40)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The 19 Most Popular Sites On The Web (Right Now). Of course had they gone to 20 like a responsible list we'd be popping the corks at the home office in Kentucky
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(150)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
WILMA!
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"When a truck that's 13 feet 6 inches tall tries to drive under a bridge that's not quite that tall, it doesn't make it" FAIL tag trumps Obvious
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(80)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
In its latest effort to stimulate the economy, the federal government announces the release of the new Rutherford B. Hayes dollar coin
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(130)
 


Thu August 18, 2011
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Yeah, that's gonna hurt your resale value
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(62)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to rent an entire country for a weekend, then today is your lucky day
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists alter chicken DNA to create embryos with 'alligator-like' choppers. Sleep well
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(109)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The Arizona man who shot his penis with his girlfriend's gun now has a restraining order against her. Police warn him to take things slowly, and not go off half-cocked
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(42)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs employee who changed his name before going to work for Republican financial oversight committee did it *spins wheel* to honor his Transylvanian heritage
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(87)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
It will be the most ironic hotel ever
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(56)
 
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
If you drive a former mail delivery truck, it's a good idea to remove the extraneous right-side gas pedal -- you know, the one for the drunk passenger
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(14)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Residents of Cleveland and Detroit no longer have to wonder why the air smells like crap
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(41)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Would-be car thief defeated by two small boys and a poodle
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(40)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
25 foods you'll never be able to eat again. You sound fat. And wistful
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(554)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Librarian: What would you like to check out today? Customer: Hmmm, how about a transvestite midget furry with a drinking problem. Librarian: Here you go
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(48)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
You know the videos where the girl goes in to be a "model" and then a porno breaks out. Turns out those are actually real
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(317)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman claims SpongeBob Squarepants artist sent thugs to karate chop her art gallery
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(34)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Latest casualty in the War on Terror: Tennis balls. "It was not clear why they exploded the ball"
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(67)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"I wore a Speedo when I was in my 20s, but come on. There should be a law prohibiting anyone over the age of 50 from wearing a Speedo." Preach it, brother
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(102)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"We pray to God that the thief is struck by a strong bout of the shiats"
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(55)
 
(THE DAILY)
 
 
 
He coulda been a credenza
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these filthy, nasty hippie freaks
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(32)
 
(wlwt.com)
 
 
 
Python found in trash. HE'S NOT DEAD YET
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(63)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, you look cool with your earpiece and shades and your SIG Sauer handgun and Remington shotgun and that nasty snub-nosed Belgian submachine gun with its armor-piercing rounds. But can you dance? Well can ya, punk?
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(87)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Fisherman catches 6ft 200 pounder and has to promptly throw it back
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(70)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Many mammaries march against man's modesty mandate
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(216)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
It's okay to carry your stroller in the back of your pickup, but you might want to take the baby out first
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(80)
 
(KGOR)
 
 
 
Extreme Hoarders - The Chihuahua Edition
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(80)
 
(My Fox Dallas)
 
 
 
Dear Mr. Robber, you're obviously new to wearing women's clothing, so let me assure you that panties are supposed to go under the dress, not on your head
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The coolest pictures of Bolivia's salt flats you'll see today
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(115)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
GPS is great for figuring out whether to go left or right. Up and down, not so much
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(72)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
$70 million swimming pools, year-long paid vacations, multimillion dollar executive salaries. Corporate America? Nope. Wall Street? Guess again
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(291)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
The Washington Monument? Let's see, you wanna head south through the white people, move past the drunk Catholic girls, hang a left at the gays, and go south toward the guys wearing fanny packs and riding Segways
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(77)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Basil (baz'el) n. -- 1. An aromatic Old World herb used in pesto. 2. In weaponized form, can be employed to give hubby the smackdown
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(63)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
Does rioting in Merrie Olde England mean British culture is doomed? Only if this wasn't also a headline from 1981, 1978, 1974, 1963, 1958, 1951, 1932, 1913, 1900, 1883, 1862, 1842, 1815 and 1751
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(116)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman: a diamond is forever. Man: so is herpes, and it's a much cheaper way to take you off the market
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(117)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Owner of prosthetic leg found after someone finally steps forward
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(23)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Lauren Bush to marry David Lauren. To avoid family disappointment, bride promises to keep the Bush
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(113)
 
(adn.com)
 
 
 
Trial begins for woman who punished her child by making him stand naked in a cold shower. Lawyers argue she was preparing him for marriage
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(116)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
On this day in 1920, the 19th Amendment was ratified, giving women the right to vote and setting back sandwich production for decades
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(400)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There are a lot of things that can distract you when driving, such as playing with the radio, talking on a cell phone, or shooting yourself through both legs
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(28)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Secret U.S. supercomputer laboratory engaged in classified military research uses Chinese made computers. Some people hav... 我们拥有你
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(91)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this speech coach
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(21)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
One of the most egregious Second Amendment violations I've seen
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(140)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Nobody should have to live like that, and, by God, if I have anything to say about it, it will never happen again"
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(203)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
If you're eating dinner at a restaurant and decide to air your negative opinion about the place on Twitter while still eating, don't be shocked if you get kicked out
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(257)
 
(WPBF)
 
 
 
Bigamy suspect says he doesn't remember marrying first wife (w/ mugshot that would seem to support his claim)
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(45)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The call you never want to hear from your daughter: "Mum, the bear is eating me"
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(297)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The average marriage lasts 8.7 years, feels WAY longer
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(281)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Brazilians waxed before they could fulfill missionary positions
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(25)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
OK. Let's try this again. THIS is a birthday candle. THAT is a bottle rocket
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this surprised squirrel
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(48)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
In non-Soviet Russia, people sleep in oversized vending machines
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(84)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ex-NBA ref kills himself on the same day his wife's strangled body was found. Authorities say there is no evidence the two deaths are connected. Really, they said that, out loud and everything
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(77)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 328: "Mmm Bokeh 2: Electric Bokehloo". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(219)
 


Wed August 17, 2011
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Houston, we have a problem
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(99)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Girl attacked by macaque in Wal-Mart parking lot. Yeah, sorry about that
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(96)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you regularly use hand sanitizers, brush your teeth after every meal, and pop nutritional supplements like they're going out of style, you're probably doing your body more harm than good
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(161)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Anonymous neighbor complains about man's garden, man's fellow neighbors come to his defense and the city inspector ends up trading gardening tips with him
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(57)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Not news: school girl forced to write note of apology to another student. News: For allowing him to rape her. Fark: Being raped is a public display of affection and is an expellable offense
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(444)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Well, it looks like you don't have Nixon's pilot to kick around anymore
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(27)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Let an 11-year-old be mayor for a day. What's the worst that could happen?
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(132)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Where's Drew Curtis? (Waldo Challenge)
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(36)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You know how you have to take a farking vacation day to be home for an 8-hour window waiting for the cable guy every time you need him to come? Here's why
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(158)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
75% of high school kids in Illinois are not ready for college, but fortunately, they can't read their college rejection notices
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(156)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
City will shut down fountains near Phish concert to keep smelly hippies out of the water
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(133)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember how gas prices were dropping? A refinery in Memphis just exploded, so forget about that
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(65)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
In the Nanny State, you can be sentenced to four years for orchestrating disorder, even if you didn't orchestrate any disorder
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(143)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC salt-spreading truck driver doesn't let a lack of a door or ramp stop him from exiting the repair shop from the second floor
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(36)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Manhunt on for ex marine accused of rape. With picture of-OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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(361)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pa. lawmaker suggests spread of STDs 'amongst womenfolk' a side effect of natural gas drilling. Ugh drill, baby, drill
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(57)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
I may not agree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to view this photo of Salvador Dali in a bathtub
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Finally, Facebook's Terms and Conditions in easy-to-understand Bro speak
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(47)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Huge rodent spotted in California. NYC rodents laugh, pick their teeth with 2x4s
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(75)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman saved from house explosion by refrigerator. Indy remains unimpressed
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(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shockingly, the internet billionaire who made his money flouting US banking laws and regulations, now wants to build floating sovereign city-states in international waters beyond the reach of any country's laws
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(649)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Oil's well that ends well as Libyan rebels refine their strategy against slick loyalist troops
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(26)
 
(KTVB)
 
 
 
Not News: guy burns his trash to avoid paying for garbage pickup Fark: sets neighborhood on fire, is now liable for all suppression costs
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman dying of bone cancer sells her possessions in yard sale to pay bills. City says, "I'm sorry. Rules are rules." and closes it down
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(249)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN does not understand cause and effect, correlation vs. causation or how the markets work: Exhibit 1a. "Abercrombie drops 5% after 'Jersey Shore' diss"
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(63)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ahh, summertime. Nothing like a dip in the local pond to cool off, and contract BRAIN-EATING AMOEBAS
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(67)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Inspired by every cop movie made in the 70s, detective sues mayor for making him shave his facial hair
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(52)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Relationship tip: Before smashing your car into the apartment building of your husband's lover, you might want to first Google the address
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(27)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Your honor, I always take out $1.5 million insurance policies on the hot-ass blond chicks I take to Aruba. Doesn't everybody?
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(85)
 
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Russian Man Kills Wife With Homemade Missile"
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(55)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Man arrested for theft of oilfield equipment after he was placed at scene at time of the theft by GPS device. He wore it as part of his release on bond for stealing oilfield equipment
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(17)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
London police have arrested their 1000th rioter. Two hundred more and they get the toaster oven
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(47)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
When they're not crab fishing or rolling their snow tire around, Canadian inmates like to smoke the bible
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(39)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
And now, animals with their heads stuck in things
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(32)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Harry Potter casts a spell on two riders, forcing officials to tame the Dragon Challenge coaster
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(41)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
I say, I say, I say..... How do you get down from a cow?
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(45)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
All that radioactive sulphur from Fukishima that reached the US back in March? It is now in your pants. Your testicles to be exact. You're welcome
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(113)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who knew having a gay rights tattoo on your butt could get you out of trouble?
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(57)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Citibank: Pay your credit card bill, or we kill you
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(124)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Nobody expects the Spanish Extradition
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(32)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
After a woman's dog gets hit by a van, the woman's insurance company totals out the dog
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(112)
 
(trib local)
 
 
 
After giving candy to minor girl, man does some extra tasting. Cops quickly take away his lick her license
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(85)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Theme: Pair off two different SciFi characters and Photoshop what their kids would look like
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(64)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Killing 14,000 people a year, the biggest mass-murderer in the word is...the Social Security Administration
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(139)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Poaching threatens Swedish wolves, makes them flavorless and mushy
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(54)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Someone in New Zealand thought a clever way to promote the Rugby World Cup would be to have bikini-clad women on motorcycles drive sheep through downtown Auckland. Surprisingly, some people had a problem with this
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(38)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
What's worse than leaving dishes in the sink over the weekend and coming home to ants? A Gypsy infestation
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(341)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I'll be taking some stem cells, and whatever cash you got
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Shark saves man
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(47)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Paul Meier, father of the randomized clinical trial, dies. There will be two funerals, and neither mourners nor clergy will know which coffin contains his body
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(76)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sexy pics at 12, pregnant at 15, and mom is thrilled because now the government will have to provide them with a bigger house. Hooray for the welfare state
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(496)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Research shows men fall in love more easily and more often than women ... and usually live to regret it
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(202)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
♫ Thaaaat girl is poisonnnnnnn ♫
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(86)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Get off the air above my lawn
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(152)
 
(Some Photogs)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sand-dwelling subject
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(26)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Couple charged with hoarding nearly 700 cats, Fark's Florida tag
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(93)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Researchers find that reading Fark at work makes you a better worker
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(89)
 


Tue August 16, 2011
(UPI)
 
 
 
Russia's new stealth fighter debuts. I can't see what they did there
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(155)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Mantis dances in front of dog. The Sun is there
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(43)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Mouse on board stops US-bound flight in Stockholm. Guess we need some motherfarking snakes on that motherfarking plane
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(29)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rick Perry: "Let's use Predator drones on them Messicans a-crossin' the border"
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(307)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Gizmodo finally tackles the hard-hitting question that no one had the guts to ask: why the hell is everyone stealing copper?
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(122)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Thanks for ruining my dream of emigrating to Japan to become an anime artist in order to support my sick grandmother, JERKS
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(364)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this goose gaze
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(33)
 
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Oh, did I mess up your entire morning commute? Hawkward
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(39)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Maru the famous internet cat has a book coming out. And don't even try to pretend that you're not going to buy it
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(161)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Don't worry about that presentation, sir, I'll have my secretary copy the file to her vibrator and bring it right over to you
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(88)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Bank of America customer service rep transfers man to a foot-fetish hotline
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(68)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Kids reading to dogs in K-9, a lengthy wrap sheet, and Paul Revere's famous ride through...Davenport? A few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/7 - 8/13
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(7)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A Texan's take on the London riots. Yea, it's pretty much what you would expect
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(416)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, forgetting things
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(38)
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
Online charter schools: At last, combining the social development of home schooling, the educational prowess of public schools, and the solid career path of Phoenix University
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(86)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Nazi, jihadist, Asperger's sufferer, gun nut, and Law & Order fan plead guilty to terrorism charges. FARK: All one person
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(154)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chinese restaurant chef accused of wontonly stabbing two employees
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(54)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
24 teenagers, 1.45 am, 7-11, 0 merchandise left. Flashmob looting arrives in Maryland
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(320)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you've recently lost a skull, these garbage men have it stuck on a pole for you
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(47)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
WAR. UH. Good god man. How much is it costing? NO ONE FARKING KNOWS
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(149)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
Beauty tool that looks like it could kill you could actually kill you
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(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Compton police phones in gridlock after rapper "The Game" tweets followers to call them
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(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman offers $1,000 on Facebook to anyone who will kill her boyfriend. FARK. Some dumbass actually took her up on the offer
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(123)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Prince Harry dumps lingerie model girlfriend to spend more time concentrating on Apache helicopter training, Pippa's arse (w/ pic)
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(133)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Human prune sues after tub failure
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(117)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fitch backs up US's AAA+ credit rating, douchey looking clothes
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(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This just in from Miss Manners: The small fork on the outside is for your salad, and always call ahead before you drive your truck through the Waffle House in an attempt to kill your wife who works there
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(53)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Your mom tells you to do your chores. Do you a) do your chores, b) do your chores, c) do your chores, or d) call the cops and tell them she's making you do "forced labor"?
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(109)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
TVA would like you to know that they have a very strict ban on zombies during their next board meeting
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(21)
 
(The Athens News)
 
 
 
"Dude. That was like, our last joint. Do you still have the County Commisioner's cell phone number?"
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(19)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Fisherman arrested for exposing his nightcrawler
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(19)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Man uses weed trimmer on his father to take a little off the top
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(47)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Cuba's daiquiri diplomacy plan: opening Hemingway's Bar inside their embassy and not charging for drinks
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(28)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A look at Great Falls, VA, the wealthiest community in the United States and living proof that the American dream is still alive and kicking. It's eating government dollars and thriving on perpetual war, sure, but it's alive and kicking
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(128)
 
(WSB TV)
 
 
 
The new Rock Paper Scissors rules are in: Sword beats grandmother. Pellet gun beats car windshield. Taser beats 14-year-old boy
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(20)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Got anything invested in NewsCorp.? You might want to call your broker. NOW
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(77)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK man arrested for planning a fight through social media on his blackberry. A water fight
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(17)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
White powder puts scare into Alaska congressional delegation. Police brace for anarchy in coming winter months
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(24)
 
(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
"Driscoll admits that not only was his overtime padded, but he was also finishing a session of oral sex with Turner when co-worker Maggie Taffs walked in"
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(71)
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Half-naked woman fails at pole dancing, parenting
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(30)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Police cancel Bronze Alert after missing girl is found
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hilarious hat
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There's money in the Taco Stand
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(52)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
China praises UK conservatives for joining China in censoring the internet
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(32)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Megachurch pastor who wanted to protect kids from drugs dies from apparent drug overdose
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(92)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Now you know where Ramsay got the idea for "Hell's Kitchen"
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(49)
 
(Kaiser Family Foundation)
 
 
 
Man banned from visiting Britain's most notorious prisoner in case they swap places
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(30)
 
(azfamily.com)
 
 
 
Remember back when people actually dressed up with some class before robbing a bank? So does this guy
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(21)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
That ride over Niagara Falls was so turbulent, it turned a Japanese woman into a man
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(29)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man loses driving privileges for 12 months after being caught using two phones at once
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(24)
 
(Fark yeah)
 
 
 
Texas Board of Education has stopped fight at 4 minutes 50 seconds of the final round. Winner by knockout, Charles "Sweet Science" DARWIN
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(480)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You're tired caring for your disabled 7-year-old son and want to send a signal that the mother should pitch in. Do you c) leave his severed head by the driveway for her to see when she comes home?
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(302)
 
(wten)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy Lieutenant finally finds his Cinderella at amusement park
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(53)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers say alcohol linked to insomnia -- like when your drunk neighbors keep you up all night
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(80)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Researchers claim every hour of watching TV shortens your life by 22 minutes
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(150)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Mother who doesn't do her job blames government for not doing her job
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(233)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this 96-year-old man pushing on
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(27)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Family possibly gives up $50,000 prize because they're honest, idiots
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(96)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Apparently, there's nothing illegal about engaging in bodybuilding competitions while collecting injury disability from the fire department
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(77)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man drives 1400 miles to get the pizza he grew up with, FARK: From Massachusetts, Suck it Chicago, and New York
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(136)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Starbucks CEO to other CEOs: "Stop donating to political campaigns and start creating jobs"
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(255)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Friends don't let friends rob each other at gunpoint
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(17)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Libya, Gaddafi finally gets around to using a scud missile, and fails to hit anything
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(77)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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(58)
 


Mon August 15, 2011
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
It's 10 PM. Do you know where *your* child-porn downloading cop is parked and using your unencrypted router connections?
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(117)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
You're angry at your ex-wife. Do you: c) dump a 20 ton boulder in her driveway
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(92)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN Money's list of 100 Best Places to Live (in the USA) has been released. Colorado won again, let the wars begin (Link goes to list instead of slideshow for your sanity's sake)
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(308)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The definitive guide to how to defeat anyone at "Rock/Paper/Scissors"
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy and his "gun"
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(33)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Woman steals $780 of Botox in her face. Suspect is expressionless. Repeat, expressionless
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(34)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Woman asked to stop breastfeeding in a woman only gym. "It's just eating. It's food; You don't go eat a sandwich and put a blanket over your head"
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(256)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oldest Bataan Death March survivor, who was told by a doctor not to expect to reach 50 given his war experiences, dies at 105
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(102)
 
(My Fox Dallas)
 
 
 
Drunk, shirtless, driving a stolen forklift through city streets and throwing your empty beer cans at the police car following you is no way to go through life, son. With video goodness, of course
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(31)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Professor at religious college: "Hai kids, there's this thing called science, and........ " TERMINATION ENSUES
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(297)
 
(Some CBS Affiliate)
 
 
 
Detroit police stop responding to automated burglar alarms since 98% turn out to be false alarms. People who live near idiots with car alarms nod understandingly
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(58)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Want to learn more about Islam? There's a hotline for that. And, through the end of the month, lots of roadside billboards to get the word out about it
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(172)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Doctors beginning to realize that obesity is only one indicator of health, jollyness
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(37)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
50 years ago today, a 19-year-old named Conrad Schumann took a legendary flying leap over newly erected barbed wire and became the first-ever GDR soldier to escape from East to West Berlin. Suck it, commies
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(112)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Starbucks shuts down the not-at-all-a-publicity-stunt Jonathan's Card over fraud concerns
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(123)
 
(wistv.com)
 
 
 
Man speaks about shark bite. And I quote: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH"
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(52)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Itsy, Bitsy, Teeny, Weeny: An Illustrated History of the Bikini. Yes it's a slideshow. You'll get over it
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(2125)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Creepiest story you'll read all day: Plus-sized model has converted her home into a silent nursery filled with handmade, eerily lifelike baby dolls she keeps carefully arranged in carriages and cribs
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(193)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
New study shows that "mean people" earn more money. So, fark you
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(122)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Casey Anthony may benefit from the State of Florida's incompetence. Again
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(127)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Republican congressman accuses Obama of corruption. You can see where this is going
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(99)
 
(Txchnologist)
 
 
 
Bre Pettis wants to be able to duplicate himself -- and just might be able to
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
16 cute-but-deadly plants. Audrey II not on the list
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(76)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop these women minding their business
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(28)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Houston's red light cameras, which were shut down by voters then reactivated by a federal judge, are about to be shut down by the mayor then reactivated by a federal judge
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(118)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who drinks up to 28 pints a day arrested for stealing bacon. And no, I don't know what her Fark handle is
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(58)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Did Butch Cassidy survive the blaze of guns in Bolivia and live to a ripe old age, peacefully and anonymously, in Washington state?
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(48)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Ihre Papiere, bitte
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(268)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New fuel sources discovered You might be running your car on things like human fat, processed dirty diapers or minced rabbit
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(66)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
A South Korean, conscripted by the Japanese during WWII, wants to stop being dead now
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(28)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Ball breaker attacks man with nutcracker
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(14)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
What's the new rage in protesting, if you're a monk in China? Why, setting yourself on fire, of course. It's been done before. But monk he see, monk he do
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(79)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet Andrew Robison, the man who will decide what art gets saved when the zombie apocalypse finally comes
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(57)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
The US has a serious drug supply shortage. So don't get leukemia now, wait until next year
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(73)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
If you were the person responsible for sticking a 'go vegan' sign in one of the famous butter cows at the Iowa State Fair, officials are not amused. "The butter cow represents humankind's tyranny over defenseless animals"
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(267)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman agrees to meet her ex-boyfriend in the parking lot of a Walmart in order to retrieve her short pink shorts, panties and bras from his cars. Things rapidly go downhill from there
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(98)
 
(CBS21.com)
 
 
 
Some stories write their own headline: "Police seek ex in robbery of Big Beaver exotic dancer"
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(55)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Amazon CEO applies for patent for cell phone airbags. Also looks into a vibrating function for cars
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(24)
 
(Sunshine Slate)
 
 
 
What not to have tattooed on your forehead when being arrested by police
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(57)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Noted communist and dirty hippy Warren E. Buffett, on taxing the rich: "My friends and I have been coddled long enough by a billionaire-friendly Congress. It's time for our government to get serious about shared sacrifice"
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(621)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Now they've done it: After officials shut down cell phone services to stop a protest at San Francisco's subway, their website is now the number one target for hackers worldwide
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(141)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Daughter's 14th birthday party? Threaten the guests with a fire poker, a knife and a beer bottle and then punch your daughter in the mouth. The Aristocrats
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(41)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Give me your tired, your poor, your suicidal woman, jumping suddenly
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(35)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
More farker, less farking. Less farker, more farking
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(63)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Oldest car-chase cliche in the book kills one, injures several
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(41)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Some gawmogue got his back-load of caper taken. Dem blue hat by'es will take the batty to the station, divvy up the yaffle, and put 'er deego in the shed. May as well just cut the line and go home
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(77)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
I'll see your "man trapped in elevator as it fills with water" story and raise you a "skier takes wrong turn and is chased by a herd of Hereford bulls"
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(39)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ Aruba, Jamaica I didn't wanna break ya. Bermuda, Bahama I didn't kill that pretty mama. Key Largo, Montego dammit now let me go ♫
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(68)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
F1 fan receives bionic hand from Mercedes team. Afterward, teen says, "I can do everything, it is just like the real thing." (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)
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(145)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Firefighters narrowly rescue two men trapped in a stuck elevator filling with water. It's like all of subby's nightmares rolled into one convenient package
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(112)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this complex costume
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(43)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Stinky, sweaty people have great air conditioners
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(64)
 
(Some Shutterbug)
 
 
 
Chief says cops can detain photographers if their subject has "no apparent esthetic value." There goes your mom's modeling career
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(252)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Putt-Putt: Serious business
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(51)
 
(Motor Trend)
 
 
 
The administration's proposed new car mileage rules which are expected to mandate a 56.2 mpg average by 2025 will cost car buyers an additional $6714 for each car
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(437)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
All school and no play makes kids something something
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(94)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
High school students pass out brownies secretly laced with pot at summer band camp. Police: "It could have been an interesting band practice"
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(78)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Silly Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.. Wendy's doesn't serve pizza
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(44)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
It is now legal to raise chickens in Chicago. Naturally some people have a problem with this
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