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Sun July 31, 2011
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Christian terrorists? In my country? It's more likely than you think
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(456)
 
(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Can't find a job? How about 'cowboy monk'?
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(36)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Attention potential freshmen: The Unversity of Colorado wants you to know they do not officially endorse the annual 420 smoke-in rally on the campus
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(74)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Government reaches debt agreement. Or, 'how Obama got steamrolled by everyone'
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(1056)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Are two women flashing you their breasts, cooing about how long it's been since they had sex, and feeding you shots? Are you getting divorced? Run, don't drive, away
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(224)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man high on mushrooms tries to drown himself in a mammoth bowl of aqua-flavored marmalade oscillating with the sonic embryos of the ancient universe. No, check that. It was just the ocean
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sadly, rain is adding misery to Somalia's famine refugees. HOLD ON, TOM, we're getting word that two celebrities were seen wearing the same dress
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(66)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The chupacabra menace has migrated all the way to Siberia
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Montana defends "English-only"curbs on prison inmate mail. They don't need no stinking letters
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(104)
 
(Some Big Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ascot adjustment
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(24)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
New Mexico green chiles are best green chiles. Accept no substitutes
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(159)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
White supremacist principal running Bronx school with majority black and Latino students, and naturally parents are concerned. But school officials aren't
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(402)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Subby was going to make a Fantasy Island joke about this 19 year-old killer from Des Plaines, but the mugshot says it all
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(105)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cancer stricken man finally receives compensation cheque from when he was working at Ground Zero - for $0.00
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(188)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy Scot
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(45)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Ever ask a cop why he was giving you a ticket instead of going after real crime? Your wish is coming true
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(112)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Thanks to the looming default, you may get to spend a lot more time with your kids this coming school year
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(103)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The latest job that Americans are outsourcing to China? Making fake IDs for college kids
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(49)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
What's in the box? OH COME ON, WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX? WHAT'S IN THE FARKING BOX?????????????????
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(180)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
If you'd always wanted some nuclear waste, the Blue Ribbon Commission on America's Nuclear Future would love to talk to you. Difficulty: Troma films are mostly fiction
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(48)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The nine things your wife should never say to you, according to a woman's magazine. "Yes, I had an orgasm"
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(400)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teacher helped students cheat on standardized tests to avoid penalties from No Child Left Behind and because the tests deprive children of a real education
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(207)
 
(Nerve)
 
 
 
While covering a story on hot Russian chicks in bikinis, male anchor likes, female anchor... not so much (with hot video)
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(207)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Mother of leaping fish victim wants state to declare open season on endangered species cause they hurt her precious snowflake. She's no brain sturgeon, that's for sure
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(127)
 
(wpbf.com)
 
 
 
♫ Whooooo lives in a small one-room near West Palm Beach? Spongebob Squarepants. Robbed a 7-11 and got away with it, did he. Spongebob Squarepants ♫
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(21)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Nudists fighting with Marines and park rangers over beach usage. The Naturist Action Committee's promise to nudists: "We've got your back"
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(48)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dear Prosecutor, When trying to convict a man on murder charges make sure it was him who did the crime and not his identical twin brother
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(44)
 
(nhregister.com)
 
 
 
When breakfast attacks: Newborn taken after mom fails drug test; she blames poppy seed danish
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(58)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
After two weeks of raids, 460,000 marijuana plants destroyed by federal authorities. In related news, Krispy Kreme cuts profit forecasts 20 percent
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(36)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Want to better your time in your next marathon? Have a swarm of hungry zombies chase you down the route
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(35)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Let's put teenage girls in the same building as sex offenders. What could possibly go wrong?
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(75)
 
(Morning Sentinal.com)
 
 
 
Why yes, it is front page news when Maine gets a new cell phone tower
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(23)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Too Hot To Fish" guy makes the NY Times front page. Skip ahead a bit to the important part: he knows how to make brandy from peaches and corncobs
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(61)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Letters written by Helen Keller when she hid in the attic were destroyed in 9/11
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stage exit
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman has trouble walking in lingerie and high heels...into an oncoming car at 5am in the middle of the expressway
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(33)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Neither rain, nor snow, nor gloom of night will stay these couriers from the swift completion...wait, what? A mailman wrote a blog? That's a firin'
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(17)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news for people with the urge to shoot their loved ones
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(22)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Councilwoman perplexed as to why anyone would be upset she tried to get into a sold-out show by pulling the old City Council Card trick
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Is the mystery of DB Cooper about to be solved? The FBI believes it has America's most elusive fugitive finally in its sights
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(127)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
More like the Wrong brothers, amirite?
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Calling amber alerts every time your kid gets out of your line of sight may diminish the effectiveness of these alerts, says some person who cried "Wolf" once too often
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(62)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Record number of men in Indianapolis beating their wives, girlfriends and kids forces shelters to create waiting lists and beg schools and campsites for space
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(114)
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
8-year-old drives 100 miles on the interstate. Well, he had to...Dad was passed out drunk next to him
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(59)
 


Sat July 30, 2011
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Satan forces man to sexually assault maid. Oh, Satan
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(86)
 
(times union)
 
 
 
If you worked at the Ballston Lake, N.Y Pizza Hut this past Thursday, we've found your bloody bandage
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(41)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Got the gout? Congratulations, you're one of 8,300,000
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(150)
 
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
A truckload of manure going downhill plows through American homes and businesses. No, this is not about Washington
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(46)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this round ride
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(30)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Southwest, you are now free to cry elsewhere ding
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(127)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Richard Nixon tells all
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(87)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"I didn't know it was illegal, officer" is once again a legal defense in Florida
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Small town television news graphic department strikes again with the most stupid graphic for a flasher story ever
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(81)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Named after a Chicago locale, Goose Island 312 will now be brewed in New York, a city known for everything but quality beer
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(144)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man who spent 10 months in jail because police chief was "confident" that he was responsible for Dodger's Stadium attack speaks out, says maybe accused people should get some sort of hearing before being put in jail from now on
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(99)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's a one in three chance you can get away with anything, and that's better than 50%
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man who attempted to "pie" Rupert Murdoch at least week's hearings convicted of assault, harassment, and getting beat up by a girl
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(52)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Broccoli, the most delicious of all vegetables, can kill cancer cells
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(205)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN asks, "Who invented the high five?" No word yet on the terrorist fist bump
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(36)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Undeletable Cookie. The monster is not pleased
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(115)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
That 100% pure Florida orange juice is 100% artificially flavored
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(139)
 
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Hotties? In anime costumes? In Iowa? It's more likely than you think. Sure it's a slideshow, but it's ton of pics of hot corn-fed Iowa anime chicks. Get busy clicking
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(265)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Mountain lions are on the loose in Nebraska. The hundreds of citizens living in the state are on high alert
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Taxi driver charges $20 to rescue plane crash survivor. Capitalism, it works
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(60)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientific proof that farkers are obsessed with the attention they receive in every thread they get greenlit. [Like] [Comment]
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(138)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
I saw a 171 pound turtle, and took it to the orthodontist
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
♫ In the year.. Twenty twenty-five.. If man can still drive...His car will have to get 54.5 ♫
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(160)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this underpass pass
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(25)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Two women realize that their cleverly crafted plan to live lavishly by playing Bingo isn't quite working, decide to sue Greyhound for $3 million in special, general and nervous shock damages. It sounds like someone's off their head
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(122)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Patients free from cancer after immune boost treatment. Still no cure for...wait. What?
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(29)
 
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Problem: how to bring light to the impoverished living in dark metal shanties. Answer: a liter of light
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(80)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Dandy Don fails to put the ball in the can
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dogs & Cats Rule, Animal Allies teaming up just in time for Caturday
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(1072)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Newly found essay by Rosa Parks reveals she was nearly raped in 1931. Historians now confirm it was the first time she refused to give up her seat to a white man
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(173)
 
(Some Old Hollywood Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Convert modern movie posters into classic style. Link goes to example
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(53)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
When Goldilocks broke into the bears house, she ate their food and slept in their beds. This guy throws up in the bed and smears peanut butter and jelly on the dog
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police smash windows of real car to rescue fake doll
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Couple leaves ten (that's right: ten) children aged infant to 11 in car outside bar for two hours in 99 degree heat. Stupid index of 101
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(122)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Montana traffic cop avoids a DUI conviction by pointing out that breathalyzers are worthless
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(112)
 


Fri July 29, 2011
(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman aiming to create record breaking bra chain says she needs more than 166,625 - but supporters suspect that number may be padded
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(294)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Senate blocks just-passed House proposal to cut spending, raise debt ceiling. Why do Senate hate America?
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(938)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Nineteen year-old girl who caused her car to roll over and shut down a major interstate for almost an hour was texting while driving. She lived, so police are going to charge her for being a complete dumbf*ck
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(193)
 
(Baltimore Brew)
 
 
 
Ever wonder, "what would happen if the someone just wrote down whatever they wanted on the tip part of my credit card reciept?" Well, this former waitress did
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(197)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
2.5 metric tons of cocaine recovered from Tony Montana's personal submarine
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(40)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Denver revives county fair attendance by marketing it to urban hipsters who only attend county fairs ironically: drag queens, green ribbons awarded to best vegan cooking, bicycle rodeos, knitting contests, speed texting contests, huzzah
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(69)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Illegal Mexican immigrants are streaming across the border between Mexico and California in record numbers. Except now they're headed southbound, back to Mexico, where unemployment is lower
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(153)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
How many sexual partners is too many? Women say 20, men say 10, subby says 11.7
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(481)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fisherman finds brick of cocaine, snorts some, runs with scissors, dies. Sheriff's Office: "It certainly is never safe to ingest any substance if you do not know what the substance is or what the potency of the substance might be"
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(52)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New and improved Extra-Strength Tylenol now available with less pain-fighting power
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(98)
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
83-year-old Louisiana governor gets out of prison, promptly marries 32-year-old hottie (w/ pic)
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(68)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cheeky chipmunk
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(24)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
It's do or dye in this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(120)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Smoking in Europe kills more people than the entire population of Luxembourg. Bonus points: Where/what is Luxembourg?
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(89)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Dunkin' Donuts employee arrested for grand theft after he was caught taking leftovers home to his wife and infant instead of throwing them away
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(235)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Four years ago, I started a fund to buy a Real Doll. 8 months ago, I met a woman I love. Part of me still wants to buy the Doll, though. Is that a conversation I can have with her, or should I give up on it altogether? (Thread is NSFW)
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(3458)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Free internet porn could lead to cable companies charging you more per month. In other news, there's finally a downside to free porn
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(128)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's time for the weekly Fark Weird News Quiz...now with an easy version for those of you that were busy at work
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(50)
 
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Not News: Woman Takes Bar Exam. Fark: She Takes Bar Exam While in Labor, Delivers Baby Right After
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(144)
 
(Batman)
 
 
 
Holly Battermann convicted for trying to batter man with bat
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(44)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
That article stating global warming is over? Yeah, not so much
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(370)
 
(fox11online.com)
 
 
 
Bar-fighting mayor to keep job. You got a problem with that, slick?
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(44)
 
(CBS)
 
 
 
Triathlon to feature the usual events: running, cycling, and avoiding sharks
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(34)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Robert Pattinson has been praised for bringing manliness to his Twilight movie role." By who, Richard Simmons?
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(129)
 
(History Channel)
 
 
 
Remains of murdered girl found in England. Relatives relieved to finally have closure after 1961 years
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(107)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wisconsin's cash-strapped government forced to increase spending on air defense systems
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(47)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Bad: The pipes for your lawn sprinkler system burst. Stupid: Because you didn't turn it off for the winter. Dumbass: Not noticing it until you receive an $8,000 water bill
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We apparently owe the world 1.5 World Trade Center Towers worth of money. Perhaps we can mail it to them in the form of expensive collectable stamps
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(63)
 
(Infrastructurist)
 
 
 
Before you start your weekend roadtrip, check out the 10 dumbest road signs we've ever seen
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(157)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
T a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a b l e
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(53)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Animal charity says Hitler cat 'overlooked for adoption because of markings', begins media blitz
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(237)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The greatest entrances in film. With illegally uploaded videos and everything
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(189)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Heavily armed Maoist is in police custody right Mao. (Excuse me, are you saying Mao?) Am I saying Mao? Do I look like a commie to you, boy? Am I spreadin' leftist propaganda around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree?
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(113)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When you think Tim McGraw, I hope you think my favorite song, Dishing Out A Beat Down, we danced on your face to all night long...I best think about you getting your blood on my chest, and on my old faded blue jeans, When You Think Tim McGraw
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(60)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Among those asked which alcoholic beverage they would most often drink: 36% Beer, 35% Wine, 23% Liquor. Subby too busy slamming another redbull and filling the coffee pot while working 3 jobs to consider a downer
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(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this golden eye
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(53)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Nanny state taking a second shot with a new jury at convicting a man who killed 3 a.m. home intruder (and by Nanny state we mean Texas)
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(240)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Man charged with felony for strangling wife's cats after domestic dispute claims they were thinking about euthanizing them anyway, so he was just saving a vet bill
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(103)
 
(nhregister.com)
 
 
 
Proving beyond a reasonable doubt he did not deserve the 'marijuana kingpin' name prosecutors gave him, man sends letters directing pot sales. From prison, after he was arrested
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(30)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
There's a fine line between clever advertising and stupid advertising
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(74)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Economy slows sharply in the first half of 2011. Subby wonders what happened, starting at the beginning of the year, to stall the recovery? You should write your congressperson to find out. Surely they'll know the answer
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(350)
 
(WTVN)
 
 
 
Since when does it cost $1000 for back to school? A Trapper Keeper, a couple of #2 pencils, and a Scooby Doo lunch box is $12.75. Get off my lawn
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(230)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Friday Photo Fun: Match the arrestee with their occupation. Ends 6:00pm EST
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(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hugo Chavez: upping the crazy to 11 since 1954
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(33)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you're a child advocate whose daughter was killed by a pedophile, and you continued to support Rupert Murdoch because of how News of the World helped your cause, you should really check out that cellphone they gave you as a gift
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(43)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Guess who's 39 today?
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(190)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Good news if you misplaced your massive refrigerator on the West 4th Street platform while riding the NYC subway earlier this week
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(44)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Air France: Our pilots showed "courage and determination". Aviation authority: Your pilots didn't know how to recover from a stall
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(115)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Planning to drink and drive? Here's a handy guide to which states are most forgiving. Hint: Move to Wisconsin
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(183)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Need to sell off some gold to stockpile your bunker? Here's some tips. Hint: high prices are better than low prices, and you probably can't trust that guy in the alley
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(50)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man finds out that repeatedly placing ads in paper soliciting sex from children is frowned upon in Arizona
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(70)
 
(WSB TV)
 
 
 
Impersonating an officer while also being an animal horder is no way to convince the pharmacy to fill your prescription, sir
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(17)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Man kills flamingos ducks cops. Put commas wherever you like (29)
 
(Windsor Star)
 
 
 
Made for FARK headline: Baby kicker wants rid of 'dangerous' label
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(60)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I didn't realise I had a 12" spike in my head, says Oslo blast victim as she returns to work. (With unnerving unicorn-like pics)
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(100)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street to Netflix: Drop dead. Netflix to Wall Street: Buffering
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(150)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
After watching how Comcast, Netflix, Verizon, Apple, and everybody else can inflict maximum suckage on their customers and still get paid, Twitter decides to get in on the action
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(58)
 
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox News tries to link volcanoes on the moon to discrediting climate change science. Fortunately, Bill Nye the Science Guy is there
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(205)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Have you heard of the James Webb Space Telescope? You know, Hubble's successor? 21 feet wide, 100 times the power, able to unlock the universe's most distant secrets? Yeah, well, forget about it
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(262)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Driving cross country in a diaper to kick some ass is an "other than honorable" way to get out of the Navy, ma'am
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(42)
 
(Some Hustler)
 
 
 
From the department of what took you so long - Larry Flynt offers Casey Anthony $500,000 to pose nude for Hustler
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(107)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Octomom has just remembered that she was drugged when she consented to having 12 embryos implanted inside her. Guess she gets a mulligan?
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(101)
 
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Dare to be a D.A.R.E. police officer and drive drunk while pulling a D.A.R.E. trailer
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mystery bridge to somewhere
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(25)
 
(Fox 40)
 
 
 
Dispatcher: "911 emergency..." Jennifer: "I'm very, very sorry to bother you but, faxes are, faxes have month, date, year. somebody set the time it is"
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(86)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hey do you want to buy a house? Small, cozy, three bedrooms, and it's only $175 million. But hey, it's got a great view
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(72)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The back room of a tile store just might not be the place you want to get your butt cosmetically augmented
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(6)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old and busted: uni-brow. New hotness: quadra-brow (w/ pic goodness)
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(98)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
29 major universities have joined a project to build "ultra" high-speed data networks in their local communities. Duke sucks bandwidth
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Mom drives teenage kids to the mall. New hotness: Mom drives teenage kids around while they shoot at cars
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(19)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
World's most beautiful cow. With pic goodness
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(107)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Psssst. Hey buddy, wanna buy a prison?
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(25)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Man dies, wife hospitalized after wheel comes off their car, causing it to flip twice, and of course there are no seat belts in a 1915 Model T
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(49)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
On Hitler's birthday, a Hispanic woman will marry a skinhead nazi prisoner who is facing execution. (with extreme tattoo pics)
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(101)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Vote Batman for City Council
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(20)
 
(wral.com)
 
 
 
Protip: When having a custody dispute with your baby mama, don't write a song about how you are going to kill her
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(31)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Americans could live as long as Europeans do if they just changed a couple things. Fat chance
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(95)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Woman confirms there are 50 ways to stab your lover
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(64)
 


Thu July 28, 2011
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Men who led California Highway Patrol officers on chase weren't murder suspects. Ain't that a Ponch in the gut?
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(17)
 
(Some Store Manager)
 
 
 
Photoshop this head for hats
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(46)
 
(PhillyBurbs)
 
 
 
Upskirt photos, we understand - but taking them of the sort of woman you find on a Greyhound bus traveling through New Jersey?
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(31)
 
(Daily Yomiuri)
 
 
 
Diehard rice thrives after tsunami. Yippie ki yay, paddy farmer
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(35)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"The latest craze here in the U.S. and all over the world is to get the 'Pippa Butt Lift'
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(116)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Man crushed to death by large sheets of glass. We can only hope that he felt no pane
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(40)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Libyan rebel leader killed in ambush. Doc Brown safe again
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(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Missouri high school bans Kurt Vonnegut's books for being "biblically contrary." So it goes
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(421)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cool: Hard liquor packaged in milk cartons. Useful: A place to put pictures. "Have you seen this Farker?"
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When you're an average Joe who moved to L.A. and inherited the phone number of a Hollywood star, you take full advantage
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(189)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Raise your hand if you knew the FAA has been shut down for about a week. Look on the bright side, it's only costing us $30 mil per day
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(100)
 
(nhregister.com)
 
 
 
Official armed with a lasso and riding a bike seeks cow that's hoofing it from town-to-town. Inexplicably, he thinks it's Bigfoot
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(15)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man eating a hot dog a day for 31 days. Dude, you need a new bucket list
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(84)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Unibrow recaught after 32 years on the run (with pic)
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(80)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Guess which official state media just said this: "The relationship between the government and the public is like that of a ship and water. Water can keep the ship afloat or sink it"
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(43)
 
(ktnv.com)
 
 
 
Nevada DMV has change of heart over LMAOATU license plate. ROTFLMAO
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(38)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this criss-crossing crew
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(23)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Bumped from your flight? You can (a) complain to airline management or (b) chase the pilot around the terminal beating the hell out of him
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(62)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Humpback whale says "Thanks" after being freed from nets. Also asks that we please stop dumping oil in the ocean and only let thin women sport thongs
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(130)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASA: Global Warming is, officially, OVARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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(650)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Yes
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(152)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The case for settling the debt ceiling debate with a coin toss. Fark: It makes as much sense as any of the other gibberish coming out of Washington
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(63)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
The asses of 18 GOP congressmen are NOT in line behind Boehner. Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare for Debtmageddonpocalypse
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(444)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Real-life study: Accidents caused by aggressive driving rise in West Virginia five days after a NASCAR race is shown on TV
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(47)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Just because a guy shows up in an armored truck guard uniform doesn't mean you have to give him $15,000 in cash
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(52)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Video backs Colorado sheriff on dispute with Duane "Dog" Chapman bounty hunter complaint. Bossk, Zuckuss, 4-LOM, IG-88, Boushh, Dengar, Boba Fett unavailable for comment
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(113)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Former inmate to become future inmate for his consulting work while an inmate
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(11)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Male breasts can cause psychological damage. With psychologically damaging picture
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(77)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Happy animals. The slideshow is worth it for number 5, a look at Fark's mascot in repose
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(93)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
The nerds over at Discover are upset the poindexters at the Wall Street Journal don't know where Mordor is
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(85)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Authorities quickly reminded his owners that Roger, an alligator, is not allowed in Woodbury
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(8)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
With total meltdown of the economy imminent, the Somali pirate stock exchange seems like a safe bet. What unique ways have you found to invest your savings in these times of uncertainty?
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(138)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
There goes my deductible
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(69)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
New approach to dementia ROBOTIC BABY HARP SEAL. Oh, wait... really?
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(36)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Green party of Canada hates WiFi. Wait, what's a Canada?
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(183)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Turns out, Anders Brevik would fit right in with the Tea Party, at least according to his blog subscriptions, website bookmarks, and his love of Ayn Rand
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(328)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Former special ops chief says get ready for Modern Warfare: Call of Duty: al-Qaida 2.0 global expansion pack
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(55)
 
(DailyTech)
 
 
 
Remember how Scotland Yard proudly announced the arrest of one of the main LulzSec hackers? Yea about that
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(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When you default on a mortgage, the bank takes your house. When Spain defaults on a loan, the bank takes the best soccer player in the world
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(32)
 
(CBS NY)
 
 
 
Update: Chris Christie's spokesman says he is "fine and in charge" after health scare. "Large and in charge" would be more fitting, no?
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(52)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
EVERYBODY PANI... aww, c'mon Phil, just this once?
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(39)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Joe Walsh: "Not paying child support is where Real America is" - also, life's been good to me so far
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(443)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Holocaust survivors: Facebook can you remove denial pages? Facebook: We only remove pages that are hateful
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(241)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
The 84-year-old mayor of Oak Hill says the pot plants found in her yard aren't hers. "If I were going to plant marijuana, I wouldn't plant it right up next to my house and I would certainly have a better-looking crop"
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(34)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Remember the important study about how the polar bears were drowning in the Arctic? Yeah, about that
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(99)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
NJ Governor Chris Christie taken to hospital after he exhibited difficulty breathing
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(246)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Man who called town councilman a "turd" now pooping his pants after judge orders his firearms confiscated
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(95)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Facebook fugitive: "Catch me if you can". Police: "Like"
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(18)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
LulzSec had a Topiary, but Scotland Yard eated it
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(45)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
South Korean scientists create glowing dog to help cure Alzheimer's. Might help sufferers remember which one their dog is, at least
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(27)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
If you're four times the legal limit and chasing down the guy who just cut you off, and just happen to kill another man in the process; it is best not to get out of your car and beat your chest because you will just look like a douche
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(62)
 
(970 WFLA)
 
 
 
Fool me once, shame on me... Fool me 77 times, I must be from Florida
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(28)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
14 U.S. senators call for Saudi Arabia to destroy its entire transportation infrastructure
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(117)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Which superhero power would you like most of all?" Hint: It comes with wicked sideburns
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(245)
 
(WSB TV)
 
 
 
Neighborhood wants to know who is piloting the plane that keeps buzzing their houses at low altitude. Unfortunately it's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you
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(58)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Facebook users can now include in their profile information about their unborn baby. And there is nothing weird about that at all. No sir
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(103)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Newest attraction at Toronto's CN Tower: EdgeWalk, where you walk (while tethered) on a 1.5 meter grate OUTSIDE the tower at the top of its 356 meter span. City officials say they expect $1.2 million revenue just from selling clean underwear
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(80)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
When costumed and performing the traditional donkey dance, it is imperative that you stay away from the pyrotechnics display
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(19)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: If Fark owned an amusement park, what would some of the attractions look like?
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(55)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Naples man killed after his car thought it was in Venice
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(41)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Reagan's drug czar Bill Bennett pinpoints the start of America's decline on the Grammy Award to Amy Winehouse three years ago
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(274)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Bikini clad woman gets kicked out of Wal-Mart (with pic and video goodness)
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(270)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Two Bulgarian exchange students discover cameras hidden all over their apartment. With "you'd-spy-on-that" pic
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(230)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
These prison walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, gets so you depend on them. That's institutionalized. They send you here for life, that's exactly what they take
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(79)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Air Canada flight AC34 landed safely in Sydney. Passengers reportedly injury free, craving barbecue
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(38)
 
(Cottage Country Now)
 
 
 
Have you heard the one about the three guys with a fish finder and a Northrop A-17 with two pilots missing for 70 years?
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(53)
 
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
In spite of dead-on snark from NBC News anchor Brian Williams, the hipster tumor has fully infected Brooklyn, leading to certain death of borough. Thanks a lot, Portland
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(257)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
He had everything: The name, the look and the temperament to be a great blues singer. He chose stabby florist
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(55)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The explanation behind a dead Burmese woman found hanging naked from a tree on Coronado Island, according to Detective Ric Romero: "It's either going to be suicide or homicide"
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(67)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 325: "Fifteen Minutes". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(127)
 


Wed July 27, 2011
(National Hurricane Center)
 
 
 
Hey Texas: All y'all say howdy to Tropical Storm Don
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(170)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently complimenting your son's fiancée on her appearance is considered a vulgar sexual advance to be agonized over in advice columns
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(140)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Facebook exec Randi Zuckerberg says that anonymity online 'Has To Go Away'. Good luck with that, I'm behind 7 proxies
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(236)
 
(Some Guy)
 
NewsFlash
 
Ladies and gentlemen from the flight deck, this is the Captain. I've turned on the "fasten seat-belts" sign because we are on fire. Please remain calm while we figure out what the fark to do next
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(159)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently, failing to fix our crumbling infrastructure will cost $3.1 trillion. So we need to cut taxes, cut spending, balance the budget... AND spend trillions on infrastructure. No problem, right?
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(265)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Crack babies? That's so 1990s. Meet the future; Oxycontin babies
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(88)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
North Korea seeks peace treaty with US. In other news, Kim Jong-il seen buying whoopie cushion and squirting flower
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(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're jonesin' for a cupcake, by all means threaten to spray everyone at the cupcake store with HIV-tainted blood from a syringe
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(33)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
TSA refuses to hire man with only one hand, because you know, you need to have two hands to effectively grope someone
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(57)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apollo's most controversial mission. I would have gone with the one where he found the resurrected Starbuck, but that's just me
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(69)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
In a completely shocking and unexpected development, it turns out a famous UFO photo was faked
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(72)
 
(MyFoxPhilly)
 
 
 
Bam Margera has survived tasers, branding by a hot iron and being shot by anti-riot devices, but has met his match in a set of stairs
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(73)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
This is why people think you're an idiot when you try to make the connection between the freakishly hot summer and global warming
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(141)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Everything you always wanted to know about bloodstain pattern analysis from a person NOT holding a weapon
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How is babby (nearly) crushed?
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(31)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Dan Savage threatens to Google-bomb Santorum's first name
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(168)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If you just gave birth five days ago, it might not be the best time to audition at a strip club... and leave the kid in the car
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(138)
 
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Mexican soldiers cross over into Texas. Remember the Donna-Rio Bravo
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(89)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
An update on Fark's annual Headline of the Year contest and a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/17 - 7/23
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember when Congress passed a bill to help 9-11 first responders get treament for the rare cancers they devloped after working at Ground Zero? Yeah, about that
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(206)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK officials continue to feign outrage over Lockerbie bomber release
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(47)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
John McCain: You people are idiots if you think we can let the country default and not take any of the blame. Fark: Calls the Tea Party "hobbits"
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(432)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
This should be fun, Congress asks airlines to pass tax savings onto the passenger
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(119)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
So you're in Australia sitting on a toilet in a port-a-potty trying to pinch one out and you light a cigarette which ignites the port-a-potty, you blame the Americans. Naturally
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(108)
 
(610wiod.com)
 
 
 
Some stories have it all: Hoarding, horrible odors, alleged nudity, turtles, and live-on-air reporter attacks. Yes, there is video
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(41)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Picture of cop--now fired--partying in uniform moments before he plowed a police ATV into two people on South Beach
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(57)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Reporter: Would you comment on leaving your daughter locked in hot car while you shopped? Grandmother of child: It's supersoaker time
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(72)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
US intercontinental ballistic missile launched from California destroyed in flight after 'anomaly'. Guess Otis' arm wasn't long enough
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(84)
 
(Drew's Trademark Lawyer)
 
 
 
Having eliminated corruption from Las Vegas, local investigative reporter finds LMAOATU might be too vulgar to put on a license plate
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(44)
 
(Some Star Wars)
 
 
 
Abandon our copyright lawsuit? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances
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(98)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Casey Anthony judge complains media coverage turned trial into "cheap soap opera-like entertainment." Media responds by hoping he'll do interviews to tell us what he really thinks
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(34)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Scientists are close to developing a one time flu shot that protects from all strains. Jenny McCarthy's head has asploded
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(118)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
ATF: None of the weapons we allowed to go to drug cartels were used in the murder of an American border patrol agent. FBI ballistics experts: Um, you might want to rephrase that
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(194)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Preschoolers spontaneously employ the scientific method. At least until someone jingles some keys
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(73)
 
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Don't assume every little gun you find outside your mobile home is a cigarette lighter, mom
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(35)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin is close to deciding whether or not he will run for President of Russia again. A decision is expected on the season finale of his hit show,"Celebrity Comrade: St.Petersburg Edition"
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(17)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Norwegian police defend 90 minute response time, point out that if they'd arrived any earlier that lunatic might have shot them
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(67)
 
(WLBZ.com)
 
 
 
Six baby gorillas being rehabilitated after alleged poaching incident. You give an ape an egg and a pan of water and all hell breaks loose
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(19)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Ash interrupts air travel. Well, hellooooooooooo, Mister Fancypants
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(46)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Not news: your ride gets repossessed. News: you're the crown prince of Thailand. Fark: your ride is a Boeing 737
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(23)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Woman sues man that gave her herpes for $350,000. Match.com expected to shut down any day now
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(138)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Atlanta to make it rain $200K after strip search
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(27)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Cops use police chopper to fly father to be by his dying five-year old's side
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(146)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Don't like the TSA? Stay off the plane, bus, train, and road. Wait... what?
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(44)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
U.S. Intelligence: Al-Qaeda is near collapse. (see also: Mission Accomplished, Iraq's Weapons of Mass Destruction, Bay of Pigs)
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(62)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man and girlfriend reenact the pine tree air freshener scene from the movie Se7en. Well, he does anyway
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(41)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
20 ways you're getting ripped off, 21 if you count the slideshow
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If cops are looking for you, don't hide in the chimney; they'll find you. 27 years later, but still...they'll find you
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(42)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
What if red light camera ticket payments were optional? Wait, they already are?
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Norwegian PM rejects America's strategy of giving up liberties to fight terror and vows to fight back with "more democracy". They'll all be dead in a week
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(109)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now, where did I bury that jet fuel pipeline?
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(12)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Experts surprised that two goldfish survived 134 days without being fed. Two out of six fish, that is. And there's no trace of three of them. Duh
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(46)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Since it's MS DOS's 30th birthday, do you have any favourite DOS games? Do you still play them?
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(680)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
School shut down after principal and teacher caught smoking meth, and school is found to be contaminated with meth. Guess which state. Go ahead, guess
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(63)
 
(The Daily Show)
 
 
 
CNN anchor appears to be having a hard time pretending to care about the channel's fluff pieces
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(114)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hidden forest temple
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(54)
 
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
If you go to buy an eighth from a drug dealer in Manhattan, and he offers to throw in anti-aircraft missiles in the deal, it might be time to change dealers and alert Homeland Security
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(19)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
San Antonio is about to make it illegal to smoke in Section 8 housing
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(172)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The Office finally gets remade in Afghanistan. The Kabul comedy scene rejoices. Yes, that's a thing
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you had an organ transplant in Somerset, England before 2006, there's something that may interest you
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(21)
 
(Coventry Telegraph)
 
 
 
Two-foot long Mexican milk snake, which kills its prey by crushing, caught in store in England that sells clothing for extra large women. Tag is for highly ambitious but stupid snake
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(34)
 
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
"My show isn't educational, but it's definitely informative. I'm doing it because I believe in entertaining people with the monkeys"
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(20)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cartoon Muhammad assassinates the mayor of Kandahar
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
South Carolina woman ticketed for showing her nuts in public
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(124)
 
(Poynter)
 
 
 
"Panegyric" and "immiscible" lead the list of words most frequently looked up by NY Times readers. "Dignity", "ethics" and "honesty" looked up most frequently by reporters
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(19)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Welcome to atheist summer camp, where every camper's first assignment is to re-invent a moral code that might help add meaning to his sad, empty, soulless black hole of an existence
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(349)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Turmoil at Pennsylvania church leads to armed police being present, Let's get ready to gospel
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(50)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Braves and Pirates played a 19 inning game last night, which ended after the home plate umpire decided it was time for him to go to bed
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(250)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Arkansas School: Valedictorian goes to the student who takes a lot of AP's and has the highest GPA....Unless you're black, then it goes to the next best white student. This is not a repeat of the 1950's/60's
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(576)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
'Weed Man' asks the NYC Police Department to stop harshing his mellow. Fuzz man, really?
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(32)
 
(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
How not to write a news quiz question
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this speed boat, wait what the fark is that?
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(35)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Been unemployed for a while? Want a job? Sucks to be you
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(441)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alaskan government to 4 teenagers mauled by grizzly: "No, we won't hunt down that bear. It's too far away. Plus you probably deserved it"
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(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's "High school softball coach arrested for using her mouth for more than coaching" comes courtesy of Napa, CA (with do not want mugshot)
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(47)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
18 year old pole dancing instructor opens school for students ... as young as 7? Wait, what? With pic that might be worth a couple singles
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(129)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
If convicted, Norwegian terrorist Anders Behrin Breivik will live in a prison nicer than your apartment complex
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(286)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"I clean HIV blood off the walls, I clean feces off the walls. I clean bedbugs. I clean scabies. Are you going to get somebody to do that for $10.25 an hour?"
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(203)
 


Tue July 26, 2011
(UPI)
 
 
 
Research indicates generosity is built into human nature, and only through determined effort do most of us successfully overcome it
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(73)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman arrested over sausage attack. It's not just a bad crime, it's the wurst
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(25)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Please stop throwing padlocks out your car at Jerry Lewis' groin
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(52)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Who wears short shorts? A drunk man making obscene gestures does. The victim, police said, is society
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(30)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Colorado man takes advantage of free rescue offer at Rocky Mountain National Park... twice
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(37)
 
(Some Smug Hippie)
 
 
 
Nissan wants Leaf owners to devise a special "wave" for fellow drivers. The NPR & Co-Exist stickers are enough, thanks
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(146)
 
(Daily Cortlandt)
 
 
 
Your drunk stoner wife gets eight people killed barrelling down a superhighway in the wrong direction. Do you c) sue the state for not putting up sufficient WRONG WAY, YOU DRUNK-ASS COW signage?
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(167)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
"Well, did I pass?"
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(37)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
If your hobby happens to be assassinating Iran's nuclear scientists, the Iranian government would like to have a word with you
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(164)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Move over, Defaultageddon. Here comes Shutdownapalooza
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(131)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
There's a slow driver in the left lane. Tag says the rest
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(110)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Astronomers find "Infinity Symbol" at heart of Milky Way (w/pic; all submitter sees is a bowling pin. And the face of Jesus Christ The True Lord and Saviour. And maybe Hope Solo. OK I made one of those up)
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(73)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For $800k you can buy your own 46-acre horror set with two jails that can be converted into sex dungeons. And it's near Sturgis
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The lost art of the mixtape
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(91)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Either three days late for Caturday or four days early, quantum physicists find the "fattest Schrodinger cats realized to date"
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(41)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
It's one thing to interview a cop about a growing heroin problem in your community. It's another thing to then start asking the cop where you can buy the heroin, how to find a dealer, and how much each hit costs
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police dismayed to discover that the woman they arrested and dropped off in a drunk tank for six hours actually has slurred speech because she suffered a stroke. Oops
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(125)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Judge decides Halloween better time to release Casey Anthony jurors' names
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(34)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
What a credit ratings cut could mean for photos of stock exchange traders
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(32)
 
(Montana Substandard)
 
 
 
Townspeople grow to hate Butte, Montana's Evel Knievel Days because for some reason the festival has become 72 hours of reckless, drunken, lawbreaking hotheads driving like maniacs and beating people with baseball bats
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(51)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rep. Cantor's spokesman says it's just a coincidence his negotiating stance is helping to prevent the closing of tax loopholes hedge funds & private equity firms don't want closed or that they donate so much money to him
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Joint operation leads to meth lab discovery." I told you it was a gateway drug
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(12)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Beat the heat
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(36)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
American hit man convicted of four murders in Mexico will get the maximum sentence allowed by law: three years
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(63)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
80 people arrested and 292,000 pot plants found in California. Probability more people are involved? Extremely high
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(52)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember that episode of Space Ghost with Bjork and Moltar was all "Cut Cut Cut Cut Cut"...well this is like that only in real life and not nearly as funny
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(39)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Man shoots 55 sled dogs, arranges their corpses into star-shaped patterns, threatens cop with shotgun, and then it gets weird
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you really want the government to take you seriously, do you: c) Scribble threats to the FBI all over your pick up truck and drive down an interstate highway
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(47)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Jesse Jackson protests FL elections bill, fact that no one is paying attention to him
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(60)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sheryl Crow donates her Mercedes to help Joplin, despite the fact she's been dead for 40 years
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(51)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
I mean who hasn't fought over the bathroom with their sibling and had the cops called because of it
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(22)
 
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Man threatens cops with sword, probably because they told him that he looks like Bob from "Sesame Street"
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(17)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Italian member of European Parliament calls crazed Norwegian assassin's ideas 'great,' thinks they might help the trains run on time
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(62)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Thomas the Imperialist Tank Engine
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(140)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Half of men surveyed would dump their girlfriend if she got fat. The other half spotted buying flour in bulk
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(299)
 
(Some Pickpocket)
 
 
 
To The Best Gramma In The World (opens card): Thank you, Gramma, for reading to me long enough for me to steal your purse. Love, the Guy Stealing Your Purse
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(9)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN asks the tough questions: "Can eating dogs be done humanely?" With pic of what dinner might look like
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(179)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police arrest man for operating a church, noting that porn, topless dancers, and a VIP room with condoms aren't legally sanctioned ways for churches to screw their congregations
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(41)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
During an ordinary incident of life, commonly undertaken in a motel room at night -- namely, lawful sexual activity -- my client was injured when a glass light fitting fell on her face. And she deserves compensation
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(46)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Despite the best efforts of the Power of Fark, sheriff says mystery Utah man is not Ray Gricar
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(58)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Make up your own telling of The Aristocrats using the current Congress as your characters
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(72)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Courts state that police collecting DNA is fine by them. Make your own porn star and mother jokes
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(25)
 
(970 WFLA)
 
 
 
You can't put a price on good health care. Bad health care? That'll run you about $9 million
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(20)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Risky pelvic mesh is not something you buy to spice up your love life
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(33)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
The 8 Worst Types of Blog on the Internet. Blogs consisting of 'Top X' lists conspicuously absent
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(63)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: "Surfer survives death by helicopter." I hope when my death comes along, I survive too
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dog stops sexual assault of owner. It must have gotten tired
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(46)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mom leaves tot in car in 106-degree heat. I usually leave tots in at 350 for 15 minutes. Tasty tots
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(135)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not News: Police in West Allis, WI giving "The Club" away for free to reduce car theft. Fark: Eligibility limited to 1998-2001 Chrysler/Dodge/Plymouth vehicles
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(48)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ancient humans built amazing sky-viewable geoglyphs, modern humans build sky-viewable portraits of Colonel Sanders
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(36)
 
(MinnPost)
 
 
 
Remember Tony Hayward, the BP executive who was sacked after the Gulf blowout? He's landed a new job overseeing mine safety
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(64)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Why is the most selfish and narcissistic generation in history experiencing high divorce rates?
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(210)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After President Obama's request for Americans to speak up to be heard, Congressional phone lines flooded with calls, remain at full capacity with reminders of American's forgotten basic needs
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(242)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Attention WI voters: You now need to show "enough activity" in your bank accounts to vote. Sounds constitutional to me
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(422)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The biggest winners and losers at Comic-Con, other than the people who were there
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(107)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The entitlement queens over at the Consumerist now think you shouldn't be fired from your job and that your husband shouldn't be deported after being falsely accused of theft
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(80)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
"Officers found a 48-year-old woman in the water, completely naked and shouting for help. When they tried to help her, they got the middle finger for their troubles"
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(18)
 
(West Allis Now)
 
 
 
Euphemism of the day: "Officer, I was just balancing my checkbook"
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(25)
 
(HamptonRoads.com)
 
 
 
Two plead guilty to baiting bears in case which proves they're not master baiters
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(14)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canadian border guards have discovered that 100% of cars crossing the border have black tar heroin under the hood
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(70)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Instead of threatening to withhold Social Security payments of people who really need the money, let's hold the paychecks of all House and Senate members, then see how fast it is resolved"
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(161)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Do your own hernia surgery with a butter knife? Suture self
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(33)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The world's 10 craziest sandwiches. Is it wrong that I'd eat most of them?
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(101)
 
(MacWorld)
 
 
 
Google-
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(209)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
First FDA threatens Blue Diamond. Now a fire in one of their silos.....coincidence? Conspiracy theorists comment to the right
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman falls for Nigerian scam, sending $70K, after meeting him on MySpace. In other news, MySpace is still around
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(52)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
NewsFlash
 
Rep. David Wu resigns from Congress. Now he can wear the tiger suit on Chatroulette all he wants
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(194)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a story practically made for Fark, a 70-year old grandmother with a baseball bat beats off naked man trying to fix a sandwich in her kitchen
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(56)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Chilean miners to have their story turned into a movie. They should make a movie about an even more daring rescue of a scrotum from an evil wooden chair
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(51)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Man claims cat stabbed him. Police launch full investigation, take Whiskers in for questioning. Your cat wants a lawyer
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(49)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Remember when Bugs Bunny used to look kind of hot when he dressed up in a wig and halter top? Well this guy is no Bugs Bunny
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(Short List)
 
 
 
In the red corner, weighing 140 lbs with a top speed of 9 mph, a mobility scooter. And in the blue corner, weighing 1400 tons and traveling at 100 mph, a locomotive. Let's get ready to cruuumple
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(Studies in Crap)
 
 
 
1952 magazine article on illegal immigration is indistinguishable from one today, except the '52 article says "wetbacks" more than 20 times
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bean sprout
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Cheryl's mind turned like the vanes of a wind-powered turbine, chopping her sparrow-like thoughts into bloody pieces that fell onto a growing pile of forgotten memories
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(National Post)
 
 
 
The secret to losing weight is to eliminate variety from your diet and eat macaroni and cheese every day, according to most 6 year olds
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(ITWorld)
 
 
 
Blockbuster capitalizes on Netflix's ill-advised price hike by offering a competing service for $2 more per month
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
News: Home invasion. Fark: Police actually show up in time to pepper spray attacker. Australia: Perp is a kangaroo
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(My Fox Memphis)
 
 
 
Legally dead man found working in Vegas, voting in Chicago
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(BBC)
 
 
 
A response to the BBC's article accusing Americanisms of molesting the English language: "U mad, England?"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Flirting your way to the top may not work. Speaking of, Admin have you been working out? Is that a new outfit? It is smoking hot
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Say what you like about Anders Breivik, the guy knows his bigots
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Dollywood is known as a 'family park'... unless your family happens to have two mommies
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