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Sun July 17, 2011
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Medical marijuana can be used for treatment of nausea, premenstrual syndrome, being a Neo Nazi, insomniWAIT what?
source: jezebel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pair of porters
source: online.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Planking. New Hotness: Leisure Diving (w/ hilarious slideshow)
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
FIELD OF DISEASE: Italian Farmer Carves Ebola Virus Crop Circle Into His Field. (No, This Is Not A Sequel To M. Night Shyamalan's Signs.)
 
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Man wins -$11K in sweepstakes
source: mcall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman fights craving for furniture polish, doctors Pledge their help
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stanley Cup misses flight. If you guessed that the TSA was somehow involved, step forward and collect your prize
source: boston.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
If you can sell your house today, do it. It will be worth 20% less next year. And you should always get your real estate advice from Fark
source: wlsam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(258)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Federal Government wants airlines to disclose how much they charge in extra fees. The airlines, who made more than $6 billion in fees last year, have a problem with this
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a colonoscopy for your brain
 
 
(News 95.7)
 
 
 
Single mothers with strollers refuse to get off bus to make way for potential people in wheelchairs. Standoff ensues
source: news957.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(337)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your beloved 11-year-old Rottweiler has died. Do you: C) burn down your house while trying to cremate him in the back yard?
source: nbcwashington.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teen girls flock to NYC to become Chris Hansen bait
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Bakery burns down before it could bake 300 pies for festival. It's so hard to say good pie to yesterday
source: mcall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
The six most terrifying theme park rides EVER
source: cracked.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
World Cup Finals coverage starts at 2:00 EDT. It's WWII, Part II
source: soccernet.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1393)
 
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Just to stir things up on a lazy Sunday, here's an article on a 72,000 sqare foot mansion built from concrete blocks, that has stirred up the conspiracy nuts as to why you need a 72,000 sqare foot concrete home
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(110)
 
(Some Savings)
 
 
 
Photoshop this analog ATM
source: shorpy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Some Guy Who Is Too Old)
 
 
 
Former teacher changes her sexual battery plea from not guilty to "those boys couldn't stop sticking their dicks in crazy"
source: wlwt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(The Hairpin)
 
 
 
A 1694 guide on breasts, including advice on how to "reduce those Breasts that hang flagging out of all comely shape and form, that they may be plump, round and smaller." Not safe for work in the 21st century but okay in the 17th
source: thehairpin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(150)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Liquid courage only makes your stress worse. Study brought to you by the Women's Christian Temperance Union
source: wlsam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
The absolute best story about two chairs found in a dumpster you will read all day, nay... all week
source: qctimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chill the fark out, everyone
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you were the high bidder on two kids being sold through Ebay auction, we have some bad news for you
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
With radiati☢n c☢ncerns g☢ne, Japan eager f☢r t☢urists
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(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Texas: Kid gets suspended for profanity, so mom has book with that phrase banned from library. Fark: Phrase is "poo poo head"
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Ignoring the warnings of his friends and family, 40 year old buys sports bike. Crash and dies in less than a week. This brings us to C: a new law to protect us all
source: tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(348)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch protege Rebekah Brooks arrested in NewsCorp phone hacking scandal
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(449)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fifteen years ago, Flight 800 blew-up over New York killing over 200 people. The NTSB concluded the accident occurred because of a short circuit in an almost empty fuel tank. Some people have a problem with this
source: twa800.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(210)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Massachusetts revokes man's driver's license because his face isn't sufficiently distinctive
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop this counterfeit Charlie Brown
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(36)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not news: Troops march in a parade. Fark: The San Diego Gay Pride Parade
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If you're having a kid in New Zealand and want to call him Baron Lucifer C. Slash, you're out of luck
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(42)
 
(onlineathens.com)
 
 
 
Actual headline from local newspaper: Man says it's too hot to fish. With picture
source: onlineathens.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Just for the halibut, health department shuts down spa where fish nibble toe jam off your soles
source: ctv.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Hey, all you bachelors...Casey Anthony is now available
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(397)
 
(Some Tactless Gal)
 
 
 
Dear "journalist", of all the public domain clipart and photos available to you, THIS one struck you as being most appropriate? Really?
source: wusa9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 


Sat July 16, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this part of a partially cloudy sky
source: bigpicture.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Guy goes to blood bank and gets rejected because c) he "appeared to be gay"
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(404)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
31 out of the 33 rescued Chilean miners sue their government. The other two appear satisfied with their book deals
source: huliq.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
999, what's your emergency? I was just cut off in traffic and now I'm blocked in...by an albino ostrich
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Being drunk in China and getting driven around by a chauffeur is no way to go through...actually, it IS a good way, son
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Bald eagle receives mouth-to-beak CPR. Veterinarian defends actions, claims bird was only injured; it was not an ill eagle procedure
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(72)
 
(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Pastor Flip Benham: "Caylee Anthony's murder was exactly like an abortion." This is what Christians actually believe
source: christianpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(327)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
You might think the shuttle is a waste of time, but that's no reason to give it a demeaning name (see 4th paragraph)
source: latimesblogs.latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Your wife needs an emergency c-section. Still Not News: Cop gives the guy a speeding ticket. Fark: And radios ahead so they can nail him again. WTF?: A Civic can go that fast?
source: winnipegfreepress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(266)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canadians try to figure out how to celebrate the first war the US lost. You know, the one where the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of wee babies?
source: theglobeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(150)
 
(Some Bait)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fast feline
source: bigpicture.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Lawmakers: "When we say sexual intercourse, we mean the penis in the vagina kind. There's no other kind of sexual intercourse, right?"
source: heraldtribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(172)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bin Laden had a "hit list" of potential targets including Obama, Petraeus, and Air Force One in much the same way as my list of "Potential threesome partners" includes Jessica Alba, Christina Hendricks, and Scarlet Johansson
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Will Maryland repeal law allowing slow drivers to block fast lane? Speed up or get out of the way, damn lane rangers
source: wusa9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(197)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
It is okay to look up her skirt and take pictures of her lacy underwear. And it's free
source: wlsam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Five words to help redeem Florida's image on Fark: Miami Beach bikini contest slideshow
source: galleries.heraldtribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Big bird heads off on an adventure to find Snuffleupagus
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Driver takes truck loaded with 100 tons of steel plates over bridge which isn't supposed to carry trucks. Click to see if he made it
source: english.eastday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(Columbia Tribune)
 
 
 
Drunk while competing in the demolition derby at the county fair? Why yes, you can get arrested for DUI
source: columbiatribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(WYFF4.com)
 
 
 
Couple sees image of Jesus on a Walmart receipt (w/video)
source: wyff4.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(164)
 
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
Woman arrested and charged with felony sexual abuse for taking a tit for tat approach with the TSA
source: myfoxny.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(254)
 
(Some Homeless Guy)
 
 
 
Not News: Man tired of homeless peeing, fapping in his Sarasota neighborhood offers to build them a home, mayor says no. News: So he loads them up on a bus. Fark: And drops them all off in front of the mayor's million dollar home
source: sarasota.wtsp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
One-legged truck driver used boy for clutch. The job itself wasn't hard but he ended up having to work a lot of shifts
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Girl sleeps for a week at a time. Yeah, there's a syndrome for that
source: wlsam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Some Expressive Guy)
 
 
 
Yes really, you should photoshop this fledgling snowy owl
source: bigpicture.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Silly lady, if someone is eating at Taco Bell they probably can't afford to pay the $500 you're asking for your newborn son
source: columbian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(phillyburbs.com)
 
 
 
Glouchester the cat lives to be 16 years old, squeezes out of an open unscreened window, falls 20 stories, knocks himself unconscious and wakes up at the vet's without a scratch. Welcome to Caturday, the miracle edition
source: phillyburbs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(811)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Perhaps the greatest live epic fail by a news report opening, ever
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(89)
 
(taunton gazette)
 
 
 
Massachusetts man arrested after attempting to rob ATM using a hatchet. Tells cops it wasn't intentional, but purely axe-idental
source: tauntongazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Jacksonville, IL Journal-Courier)
 
 
 
If you're arrested at your wedding because you aren't allowed to be near your bride, you just might be a redneck
source: myjournalcourier.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You know you've managed an epic fail on your driver's test when you crash and kill the DMV tester riding with you
source: wtkr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Caption this wet kiss
source: spiegel.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Photoshop this clown commute
source: media.jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
House Republicans might try to cause a second Depression: "Should the United States lose its bond rating, it will be called the "Obama Depression". Congress does not get pinned with this stuff"
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(634)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Admiral Romero of the US Navy gives sexual assault prevention tips such as "Don't forget: you can't have sex with someone unless they are awake"
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Would you like to know how to say "I want you to stick your finger in my bottom" in 7 different languages? Here's Carla Bruni to teach you how
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 


Fri July 15, 2011
(WDRB)
 
 
 
Woman charged for sex with seven young boys at "sex parties". Judging from the video, a couple of them are still in there
source: wdrb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Remember that story about the CIA agent who spent a decade tracking bin Laden? Yeah, he's gone into hiding now because Gawker tried to track him down
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
This week's Mugshot Roundup has a license to grill
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Photoshop this submerged statue
source: telegram.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mother sends cotton swab samples of the inside of fast food restaurant playlands to lab. Your kids are playing in a buffet of Staphylococcus, Meningitis, Gonorrhea, Feces, Coliforms, and other disgusting stuff. Wheeeeee
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(229)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Indiana woman busted after jailers notice that the Bible she tried to leave for her inmate friend contained a "Book of Meth"
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Suck it, BBC. Here's the Fark Weird News Quiz
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Georgia Police step up and face new threat to America: Kids running lemonade stands
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(143)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Elephants, as it turns out, are unwilling to run through a wall of bees
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Typically Spanish)
 
 
 
"Measure my anus" to disprove gayness? Sounds kind of gay
source: typicallyspanish.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(194)
 
(Some Squatter)
 
 
 
Little-known Texas law nets guy $330,000 abandoned house for $16. "This is not a normal process, but it is not a process that is not known,"
source: wfaa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(249)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Cable network sends cease and desist order to pawn shop with the same name as current TV show Fark: His shop opened 3 years before the show even started
source: www2.hernandotoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
The feds go after a musician because there were open drug sales at his concerts
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Stormtrooper walking across Australia to raise money for Starlight foundation. Why yes, he IS a member of Vader's Fist
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Save 15% in AIDS medications by switching to gecko
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Some House Buyer)
 
 
 
For sale: two-bedroom apartment on top floor of converted English church. Beautiful surroundings can be seen through interestingly-shaped living-room window (fifth photo)
source: rightmove.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Some Clipped Wing)
 
 
 
Delta flight from Boston to Amsterdam now 5% off
source: wusa9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Police find 300 acres of eight-foot tall pot plants in Mexico. Police state that they'll need roughly five truckloads of funyuns and two crates of Radiohead anthologies in order to destroy the crop
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(Considerations)
 
 
 
Why women think that 80% of men are "below average"
source: samueljscott.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(657)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Restaurant owers are steamed after somebody stole their giant lobster mascot, whose sole porpoise was to encourage people to eat more beef
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Authorities vow to get the people responsible for destroying Australia's genetically-modified wheat, saying it's the yeast they could do
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good: FAA-mandated drug testing for pilots. Government: The guy is the owner and operator of his business, so he is directed to give surprise drug tests to himself
source: cato-at-liberty.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Remember that silly "give guns to Mexican drug cartels" program? Yeah, there might have been a silly "give guns to Colombian drug lords" program, too
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man gets 50 year old love letter from the woman he divorced years ago. Awkward
source: hosted.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Some Reptile)
 
 
 
News: Man startled by charging animal. Fark: It's a tortoise
source: bnd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
'Mother of the Year' candidate arrested after washing baby with bleach to 'cleanse them' of the "bugs coming from her children that get under her skin"
source: weblogs.sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
"Free circumcision makes good politics", spaghetti-os
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Man tries to abduct children in Romulus. Chairman Koval says the Tal Shiar are investigating
source: wxyz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Tugboat mate charged in duck boat crash. Of course you realize, this means war
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hiking trips of the past. Come for the glacier walkers in full dress, stay for the hazardous Himalayan hiker without a care
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
There are two boats in this picture (warning: some pics later in the slideshow are NSFW)
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Can't a loving son axe his father about his inheritance?
source: theglobeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oregon death row inmate fires lawyers. Fark: because they won't let him die
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(35)
 
(Morning Sentinal.com)
 
 
 
A Maine man would give his left arm for a big Husqvarna lawn tractor... and a little bit of his right hand and a piece or two of his head
source: onlinesentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this golden quill
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(16)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Protip: if you're going to steal security cameras, you might want to make sure they aren't recording you while you steal them
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Randomly selected quote from highly amusing interview with CBS golf analyst: "You take 40 Vicodin a day, try going to the bathroom once a month. It's like giving birth to a concrete Christmas tree"
source: dailybreeze.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fifteen states have either recently or are currently considering creating their own currency. Can I get two blorks for a churge?
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(155)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British couple wins the £161m Euromillion lottery, is offered all-expenses-paid trip to Greece, Italy, Spain and Ireland
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Why spend $1.5 million on a Bugatti Veyron when you can get one for $89,000...sort of (Cool tag beat Florida tag hands down)
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
No one wants to see their kids grow up too fast. But then again, no one wants to see your five year old in diapers either
source: myfoxdc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 
(Some Texan Guy)
 
 
 
As a result of the drought in Texas, cattle are dying of Dihydrogen Monoxide poisoning. No word yet on how much of a threat this is to people
source: accuweather.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(koco)
 
 
 
This guys day just isn't going well. After trying to break in and getting beat back with a fan, he flees scene, leaving his wallet behind
source: koco.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Eye of the tiger proves no match against biatchslap of the momma bear
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Hey, no one said that my carpool lane passenger had to be ALIVE
source: toledoblade.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Et me, Fido?
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Two brothers in shampoo fight sent to jail for reconditioning
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(970 WFLA)
 
 
 
Today's debriefing is brought to you by Polk County
source: 970wfla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mick Hucknall finally resigns over the UK phone-hacking scandal
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Libyan spokesman: 'We will die for oil.' World: 'That can be arranged.'
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(KITV.com)
 
 
 
Homeless woman's smell is so bad, bus company moves the bus stop
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(226)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meet the 3-year-old kid who just loves recycling
source: troymessenger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Proof of the growing influcence of the Albanian mob: their quik mastery of essential mob-nicknaming skills
source: blogs.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gang of kids robs truck. 10 year old kids. Ice cream truck
source: heraldbulletin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Social media game Happy Oasis aims to end Muslim extremism
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(34)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
What does a person who steals hemorrhoidal ointment look like? Find out in this week's TSG Friday Photo Fun
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
♫I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner....that is what I really want to be♪
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(88)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Drunk, stupid, painting penises on your cousin's house and slashing her tires is no way to go through life, son
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What is Obama Tweeting?
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(151)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Writing 'I love you' to your ex-girlfriend doesn't work well when done with the blood of her pet snake
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(45)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Oklahoma governor asks people to beat heatwave by praying for rain. WEATHER DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
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(304)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this caesar salad squeeze
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(22)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Land. Air. Sea. Space. Cyber
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
On the minus side, you're dead. On the plus side, That death certificate listing your cause of death as "death by blowhole" will be a real conversation piece for your surviving loved ones
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(105)
 
(News9.com)
 
 
 
You see someone that looks like Casey Anthony in Chouteau, OK. Do you c) Ram her pickup with your minivan?
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(191)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Cool: neighbor helps reunite lost seeing eye dog and her owner. Cooler: has dog microchipped. Farking awesome: puts her credit card on file with vet for any future bills. Your dog wants a Kleenex
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(58)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Mother accused of microwaving baby has another one in the oven
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(112)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Penis repair: It's more common than you think
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(91)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Afghan women march in the streets of Kabul to inform men they exist for reasons other than targets for sexual harassment, caustic acid
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(153)
 
(WIVB)
 
 
 
It's a lesson to fast food restaurants everywhere - be wary of who you let control the letters on your exterior signs
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(215)
 


Thu July 14, 2011
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you go to the beach and there's all that sand everywhere?
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(77)
 
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Hooters girl turned Tennessee state representative busted for carving her initials into her desk (with "must have worked in the kitchen" photo)
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(87)
 
(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
Someone spilled beer on the shuttle's main computer
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(92)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop these liquid helium handlers
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(23)
 
(Springfield Republican)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Supreme Court justices say there's nothing wrong with charging $319.90 in court fees to dispute a parking ticket. After all, somebody has to pay their salaries
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(80)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Unnecessarily long slide show tells you the seven foods most likely to make you sick
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(108)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rummy gets molested by the TSA on his way to Betty Ford's funeral
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(157)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Super hunan determination, Kilimanjaro via trebuchet, and a clean snatch from Miss Brazil: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/3 - 7/9
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(17)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
JetBlue offers $4 flights out of California so people can flee the state
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(118)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kalpen Modi, who was Kal Penn, then was Kumar, then was Kalpen Modi again, then was Kal Penn again, then was Kumar again, then was Kalpen Modi again, will be Kevin on "How I Met Your Mother"
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(66)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A Double Rainbow shows up in Brooklyn. What does this mean?
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(79)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
University of Kentucky cheerleader tumbles through door and falls four stories, does mid air backflip which saves his life. Duke sucks
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(133)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
Outlaws outlawing outlaws outlawed by outlaws
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(61)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
FBI opens investigation into News Corp over allegations they tried to hack 9/11 victims' phones
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(222)
 
(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
21 people killed in 24 hours. Or as it's known in Ciudad Juarez, "Wednesday"
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(87)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Fixed that for you
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(84)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Fluently bilingual Air Canada passenger offered a 7-UP in English, gets $12,000 in compensation
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(263)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
At home with Banksy. See, he's just like us
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(154)
 
(WFSB)
 
 
 
But son, you're 14 years old. Do you really still need a babysitter?
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(774)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Spaniards come up with novel ideal of forming human chains around homes that are threatened with foreclosure from debt-laden Spanish banks by flash-mobbing
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Probably some local scientist, out for a research cruise, at night, in pirate-infested waters
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(37)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
"At what point did we forget that the Space Shuttle was, essentially, a program that strapped human beings to an explosion and tried to stab through the sky with fire and math?"
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(120)
 
(KRCRTV)
 
 
 
If you have FARK YOU tattooed on your forehead, trying to cash a stolen check might not be your biggest issue
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(76)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Nerve Damage? No feeling? Spinal cord severed? We can fix that
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(55)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
You want to be an international art thief. Do you strike A) The Louvre? B) The Tate Museum? C) Your local Taco Bell?
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(37)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Investment analyst offers his opinion on possible tablet computer from Amazon: "If you sell a new bong once in a while and keep the water clean, people will keep smoking more pot"
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(56)
 
(Spinner)
 
 
 
The Edge writes angry letter to the Baltimore Sun defending U2's tax practices. Well, at least he's writing something
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(141)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
We Americans used to lead the world in great and dramatic ways. Let's set a better example by choosing to turn away from porn
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(187)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Law allowing mothers to breast feed babbies in public ignored because it might offend Muslims who may or may not be nearby
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(244)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
We Canadians would just like to say to the rest of the world that, to maintain our international image as a polite and easygoing nation, we will drown the perpetrators of this campaign in poutine. Thank you
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(93)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
T. Boone Pickens is acting more and more like your crazy uncle every day. Now he's buying up as much shale acreage in America as he can
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(62)
 
(Some Flying Car)
 
 
 
Flying cars ruled street legal in St. Petersburg. What could possibly go wrong?
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(51)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Gaddafi has 'suicide plan' to blow up the city of Tripoli after watching all three "Transfomers" movies, friending Michael Bay on Facebook
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(25)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida decides what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas
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(49)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Mumbai bombings were 'not a failure of intelligence,' official says, rather a triumph of combustion
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(11)
 
(Some Shemail Guy)
 
 
 
Neither rain nor sleet nor .....OH CRAP .... A PISSED OFF CHIHUAHUA? I'm out of here
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(66)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
The CIA analyst who predicted the USSR's collapse had 'the smallest fan club in Washington.' Fortunately it consisted of the head of the CIA and President Reagan
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(170)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Bradley Manning will not be fathering a child with Casey Anthony. For a couple reasons
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(72)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
MLB's All Star Game has its lowest television rating of all time, as big name players treat the game like jury duty
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(114)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Man arrested for celebrating the 13th of July in his own front yard
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(12)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Manorexia. Manorexia? MANOREXIA? WTF?
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(234)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Iowa State Fair to drastically increase police security. Organizers hope to stop theft and assaults, keep residents from eating the butter sculpture
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(23)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
A new post-Fukushima disaster report says US nuke plants aren't ready for extreme events. So no kite-surfing across Mongolia for you, Three Mile Island
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(14)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The most awesome bachelor pad ever might be a decommissioned water tower on the outskirts of Antwerp. "The cylindrical reservoir remains an untouched crown on this timeless adventure"
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(16)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Phase 1: Have 100mph crash that is caught on tape. Phase 2: ??? Phase 3: Television show
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(37)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
"This is a wonderful discovery - it shows that there is real hope for *** in Afghanistan." Okay contestants, what does '***' stand for? A) Freedom? B) Democracy? C) Snow Leopards?
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(14)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Jane Austen manuscript sells for £850k with bidders startled by the magnificence of Mr. Watson's balls
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(4)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Ah, the good old "I'm a follower of the Asatru Norse religion and teacher of Medieval Weaponry at the YMCA defense". Well played
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(50)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Scotland Yard rings up its seventh arrest in the NotW phone hacking. However, without caller ID, the perp's name was blocked
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(12)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
A house that looks like boobies, the sidewalk egg, an ewok village and the hobbit house are just a few of the houses you can't believe people live in
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(28)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Even Cookie Monster has had it with zombies
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(43)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby to be boiled alive and then frozen
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(65)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Tased by a cop and return the favor by tasing her back? You can still get out of jail every weekend....to preach at your church
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(50)
 
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Scientists breeding super bees resistant to disease, mites, cold, gorillas, lasers. Bonus: article includes the phrase "if all goes well"
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(61)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
In order to promote bicycle safety in Boston, officers will ticket drivers and "remind bike riders to practice safer cycling habits"
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(329)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That has to be the most stoned polar bear I have ever seen in my life
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(84)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Miami wants to ban street meat. So much for South Beach
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(28)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Around this time every year, this town is filled with nothing but a bunch of jackasses
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(20)
 
(Harper's)
 
 
 
For every deranged lunatic that ends up on TV, there are hundreds of lonely, crazy people writing them letters. Here is a sampling of those sent to Casey Anthony
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(91)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Step 1. Make up stories about being a Palestinian terrorist; Step 2. Go on the church/university/police dept lecture circuit. Step 3. Profit, to the tune of $500k/yr
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(67)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
ALL HAIL THE BORNEO TOAD, spotted for the first time in 87 years
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man dies when the pickup he was using to pull stumps crashes into a big fir tree
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(46)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Big Dig engineer suspended for violating first rule of coverups: don't tell reporters there's a coverup
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(26)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
New research shows non-whites more likely to be ticketed and searched during traffic stops, water is wet
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(57)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK Police warn about faith healing scammers. Stick to licensed and reputable faith healers or risk handing over your cash for nothing
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ten things to do if you see a UFO. "Clench anus" must be #11
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(71)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Chinese man creates homemade iPad after no one wanted to buy his kidney
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cool cabbage head
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(13)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Alan Greenspan claims that the reason why Gen-Xers are out of work is that they are too young, dumb and unproductive as a workforce and have been replaced by imported intelligent, skilled labor
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(485)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Is North Dakota really a US state?" It's not news, it's the BBC
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(99)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guy separates from wife, cuts her out of his will. He dies, she sues and blames brain tumor for turning him into a tranny. With "It would turn you tranny, too" pic
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(49)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Cool: Have $350,000. Questionable: Spend it on a new Lamborghini. Oh, holy $#&, what are you thinking: Have it serviced at Best Buy
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(140)
 
(gigapixel.com)
 
 
 
Think you can hide in a crowd? Guess again citizen (use the slide control on the left)
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(171)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Father, son killed by lightning...48 years apart. That's quite a shocking story
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(37)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British upset that Americans aren't speaking English, and now it's rubbing off on them too
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(272)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
TSA: our Nude-O-Scopes are safe. Boston TSA screeners: Oh yeah, then why are we getting cancer? TSA: Oh, look at the kitty
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(126)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
What's a child molester accused of raping young boys going to do while he sits in jail? Why, watching child pornography videos of course
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(95)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 323: "A Shore Thing". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(220)
 


Wed July 13, 2011
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
It a hot day, you leave your kids in the car with the windows rolled up. A good Samaritan steps in to try to help your kids. Do you C) beat her senseless and then blame her for the fact that you are going to jail
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(144)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
The college degrees you should have gotten but didn't get, you big dummy
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(183)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bottle onna beach
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(29)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Court steps in to name two-year-old after mother and father can't agree on what to call her. Tag is for asshat parents
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(118)
 
(WUSA)
 
 
 
In a case of the crack pipe not falling far from the tree, former DC Mayor Marion Barry's son arrested on PCP charges
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(52)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
And I said what about "Breakfast at Tiffany's?" She said, "I think I remember the film and as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it." And I said, "Well, that's makes us both racists"
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(500)
 
(AnnArbor.com)
 
 
 
Man arrested for having four kids in a van. Well, the ten kilos of coke played a part, too
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Beauty pageant veteran retires after winning 300 crowns. Fark: She's six years old
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(214)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Man who opens beer and drinks it in Walmart charged with shoplifting and offered a job as a Fark admin
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(60)
 
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Deep In the Heart (Attack) of Texas: NYC restaurant creates Texas sandwich out of chicken fried steak, cream gravy and mac & cheese between slices of Texas toast
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(185)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Owner of killer bear found dead on waterbed with sex toy in his throat. Oh, is it Wednesday already?
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(157)
 
(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg drops out of Google+ because he doesn't want his personal information compromised
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(124)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man puts his life at risk to save four-year-old girl from drowning. Just kidding, he kicked her away from a life jacket
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(347)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
France surrenders (three goals)
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(133)
 
(Some Town Hall)
 
 
 
Photoshop this optical illusion orb
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(28)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Step 1) Buy overproduced dollar coins with a credit card. Step 2) Pay back credit card with the coins. Step 3) Fly first class with the frequent flyer miles gained
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(249)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Inside the highly specialized world of the Hasidic private eye: "She was a shiksa goddess. The kind of girl to make the rebbe punch a hole in a Torah scroll. Ach. Skin like satin, or should I say like the finest novy"
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(53)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
One man's curse: His name is Casey Anthony
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(79)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Organic food. New hotness: Organic water. Come up with something even less capable of organic-ness in the comments
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(175)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Barbecue cook killed in drive-by shooting. Police believe he was shot in his ribs
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Radio station holds "The Breast Summer Ever" contest to award boob job to winner. Transwoman makes the vote list. Calling on the power of Fark to help Avery's dream come true (with pic and vids)
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(297)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CA city 1980-2010: We will buy up all the land surrounding our city to preserve its pristine beauty from the Oil drillers. Ca City 2011: Oil's HOW MUCH a barrel? DRILL BABY DRILL
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(39)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Kitty litter - now available in your supermarket's cereal aisle
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(54)
 
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Statements that precede handcuffs: "I was so drunk that I accidentally. That's what happened"
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(47)
 
(Pat's Papers)
 
 
 
Girl with no legs, no arms says she received unfair marks in the "jumps/kicks category" during her cheerleading tryout
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(350)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
20% of US Navy ships can't meet standards, may be reassigned to the Air Force
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(260)
 
(wtae.com)
 
 
 
Man in motorized wheelchair tries to recreate action sequence from "Transformers 3"
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(21)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cops put two and two together
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(330)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Let's see...we have an opening for a woman to be locked in a room and chased around by an old, horny Korean man while being forced to watch porn...part-time...401K. You look qualified - I think you should apply (w/ mugshot)
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(84)
 
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Old & Busted: Steve Buscemi Eyes. New Hotness: Steve Buscemi Boobs
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(67)
 
(Wild Speculation Daily)
 
 
 
Mozart would have lived longer if he went out in the sun, lived in the 21st century, wasn't going insane from chlamydia
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(66)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man who lost his leg after being hit by a train says he wasn't high, just really stupid
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(26)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
"T-mobile to offer first caller ID for mobile phones," wrote the news editor as he chomped on a cigar, dialed his rotary phone, and demanded pictures of Spiderman
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(109)
 
(WSB TV)
 
 
 
Watch the bad ideas compile as the headline goes on: woman drunkenly drives over 90mph through metro area with four children in the car
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(22)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Read an obituary all the way to the end, and sometimes you'll find out about the time the deceased sliced off his toe while mowing the lawn barefoot, and then his dog ate the severed toe
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(25)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man who threatened Vice President on hacked wireless network sentenced to 18 years of Biden his time
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(72)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
And the warranty is good, not only for your roof, but for your neighbor's roof that we busted up and destroyed before we realized we were on top of the wrong house
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(31)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Lawyer for Fall River pool inspectors says even if they saw the dead body they wouldn't have closed the pool because it wasn't their job
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(49)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Get ready for the latest internet hype: petworking
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(37)
 
(Some Mug Shot)
 
 
 
Today's classic mug shot collection brought to you by Hillsborough County, Florida. Carrot Top's wig surrenders
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(29)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Philippine bishops say they're sorry, return donated SUVs, explaining that their child seats were incompatible
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(4)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota running out of legal beer, liquor and cigarettes. If only there was an operating state government to facilitate such things
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(197)
 
([Like])
 
 
 
Two dozen Dallas City Hall workers are being forced to seek counseling for addiction ....to Facebook
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(28)
 
(The Macomb Daily)
 
 
 
'You're arresting God' man tells police. Real name? Kandy. No wonder he lied
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(30)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
A strip club where the dancers have to stay at least six feet away? Why don't I just wear a raincoat in the shower?
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(94)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
You win this time, socialist CFL bulbs
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(575)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Teacher sentenced to 90 days in jail for videotaped sex romp with 15 year old boy. Man, where were these teachers when I was.... AAAAAAUUUGHHHH MY EYES
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What the rich love to steal when they go to hotels. Beer glasses, ashtrays noticably absent
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(81)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Bill Gates wants to reinvent the toilet. Supposedly it won't crash as often as Windows
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(128)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One year after Costco shooting, Vegas cops still can't satisfy angry residents, finish giant bag of pretzels
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(50)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Intel gathered at his home during the raid proves Bin Laden wet his beak the on 2005 and 2006 London bombing plots
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(60)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Big Coal to West Virginia:it's not our toxic chemicals causing birth defects, it's that you're a bunch of inbred hicks
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(169)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How to party like Charlotte Church: 1. Get sloppy drunk. 2. Nail your boyfriend outside against a van. 3. Wear your panties as an anklet when you rejoin the party 4. Make sure it's all captured on video
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(223)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
♫ Forces loy-al to Gadda-a-fi / On the offensive near Tripoli ♫
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(21)
 
(health.com)
 
 
 
Good news: smoking protects your joints from osteoarthritis. Bad news: do you realy need me to spell out all the bad news related to smoking?
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(17)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo signs bill outlawing texting at the wheel in New York. Sent from my BlackBerry on the New Jersey Turnpike
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With the heat, its time for all the "left animals in car" arrest stories. This one from Miami involves eight roosters, four guinea hens, four pigeons, four goats and one duck
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(45)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
PG&E gives reassurances that they will not blame the victims for last year's huge San Bruno gas explosion. Until they decide to blame the victims, of course
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(14)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China admits it has a "long way to go" for citizens to enjoy human rights, and that it's on its 'to-do' list, really, right after picking up food for the cat
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(47)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Libya, where the bad guys are bad, and the NATO supported good guys are....also bad
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(58)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Casey Anthony is now an Asian man working at a fish market in San Francisco
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(138)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Retailers should start screening customers for Alzheimer's. And for Alzheimer's, too
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(25)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Madonna at Madame Tussaud's
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(16)
 
(Stylist)
 
 
 
Make-up brand launches beauty service for the deceased - so you don't have to look like death
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AP Headline FAIL: "Vietnam releases scared turtle in good health"
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(22)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
"Wanted: Workers who speak English and show up sober"
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(98)
 
(Indian Country)
 
 
 
You're a Nevada cop whose son and his skinhead friends chase down a Native American family and beat the unarmed father half to death with crowbars and baseball bats. Do you (C) arrest the victim for battery with a deadly weapon?
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(241)
 
(Tampa Bay News Weekly)
 
 
 
Former dishwasher fulfills 21-year old dream by owning Village Inn where he used to scrub dishes
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(51)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man charged with attempted murder after throwing peanuts on a flight that could've landed near someone allergic to nuts
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(120)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Drinking too much is bad for you. Fark: Water
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(129)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Here's one way to send a message to a city commissioner about the homeless problem: feed them free BBQ in front of the commissioner's house
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(32)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Harvard physician: If your kids are super-obese, the state should take them away from you
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(219)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Wearing Muslim head gear for your drivers license photo. New hotness: Wearing Pastafarian headgear for your drivers license photo
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(76)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Rodney King detained for DUI. This is not a repeat from 1991, 1992, 1993, 1995, 2001, 2005 or 2007
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(79)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop these soldiers showing off
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(29)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Everybody loves the annual Seattle-to-Portland bike ride. Except for the jackass who scattered tacks along four miles of the route
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(309)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pretty sure this is every man's dream
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(173)
 


Tue July 12, 2011
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Woman held for attempting DIY divorce
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(11)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fact check: The politician's statement was "true, but false." That's wonderful, but it sucks
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(70)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Abductors offering kids candy. New Hotness: Offering to pays kids' cell phone bills
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
*Honk* *Honk* "I have to fart" *Honk* *Honk*
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(75)
 
(SmartMoney)
 
 
 
You're still shopping at the dollar store? You'll be the first one up against the wall when the revolution comes, Rockefeller
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(118)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Small town in Illinois is banning low-riding pants
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(161)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stoned, bloody, and carrying your severed leg is no way to go through life, son
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(53)
 
(700 WLW)
 
 
 
Protip: Take care of any outstanding warrants before asking a cop for a ride
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(17)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
NY Clerk quits over gay marriage, saying, "I cannot put my signature on something that is against God"
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(676)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Wife throws husband's junk away
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(310)
 
(CBS Local)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, we heard you like guide dogs, so we gave your guide dog a guide dog so you can help her navigate while she helps you navigate
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You may have a gambling problem if you find yourself betting on what country the next pope will be from
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(46)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Texting "JERK" to your ex-boyfriend while out on bail? You are now charged with harassment and disorderly conduct, LOL
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(61)
 
(DoD Buzz)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson doesn't know when the Air Force's grounded F-22 fighters will be able to fly again, though she notes they remain available for high-priority national security missions
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(64)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Man selling breathalyzer tests to bar patrons, who question why it takes five minutes to blow in the tube
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Birthday parties and weddings could be banned in San Francisco parks because of a ballot measure to prevent companies from making money on public property
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(67)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy posing with a picture
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Casey Anthony's lawyer says she fears for her safety upon her release. Gee I wonder if she feels like a vulnerable and helpless person subject to the whim of a callous, even evil...okay you get the idea
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(279)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
TV news segment on bear safety at Yellowstone Park suddenly gets real
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This evening at sunset be prepared to be awed by the mystical and ancient phenomenon of "Manhattanhenge"
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(53)
 
(Post-Gazette.com)
 
 
 
You're a singer/songwriter. Your girlfriend complains you've never written a song about her. Do you C) Choke and hit her in the face? Difficulty: not Chris Brown
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(64)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Republicans are up to their old tricks in Wisconsin, robocalling Democrats to tell them that they don't need to vote today because their absentee ballots are in the mail
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(289)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Fall of the House of Murdoch
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
US to sell F-16s to Iraq to help counterbalance Iran, but don't worry - these are the ones with cassette players and roll-down windows and no keyless entry
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(102)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
The next crazy state fair food is deep-fried *spins wheel*......wait, what?
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(59)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
The real-life inspiration for "Life is Beautiful" has died at 91: "I have a wonderful family, I celebrated my golden wedding anniversary, I have 12 splendid grandchildren - I think I can say I ruined Hitler's plan for me"
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(55)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Family of eight moving into a donated four-bedroom house. Previously lived in a 300 square-foot storage shed. Or, as people in Manhattan call it: a penthouse
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(79)
 
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
The house from "Up" is for sale. Balloons not included
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tree surgeon almosts beheads himself with chainsaw, the poor sap
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(44)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Observers reported seeing a strange black cloud and roaring noise before realizing....AAAAAHHHHHH
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(111)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Is your relationship getting in the way of the Internet?
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(71)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Busy 405 Freeway in Los Angeles to close for more than two days starting this weekend. This means during peak times traffic will be moving at its usual speed
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(116)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Report finds that as many as 60 Pennsylvania schools may have been part of the Greater Atlanta School District
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(73)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mention scandals in veteran health care, solider suicide and for-profit colleges, and the nation yawns. But show a midway carnie cheating a soldier, and we'll get medieval on your ass
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(62)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Army Ranger to receive Medal of Honor today, following two tours of duty in Iraq, six in Afghanistan, and the acquisition of an awesome robot hand
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(102)
 
(Some Bombed Guy)
 
 
 
PA University criminologist prof creates an MS degree for Strategic Studies in Weapons of Mass Destruction, huge funnel for Federal cash
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(14)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pilot in WWI-era Fokker executes perfect one-point landing at air show
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(55)
 
(Fosters.com)
 
 
 
Police Capt. Dumas: Nothing suspicious about the dead body found in a burning car, it happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes
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(36)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
We're gonna need a bigger boat
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(73)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Shooting and seriously wounding a man who is trying to rob your store is self defense. Switching guns and firing five more rounds into that man to finish him off, now that is first degree murder and a life sentence
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(368)
 
(Some marine mammal)
 
 
 
Former SEALs upset that Discovery Channel's 'Secrets of SEAL Team Six' documentary may have put team members at risk. Network executives busy trying to remove mysterious red dot that's appeared on their chests
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The big surprise is finally legal in the big easy
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(93)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How 10,000 Parisians keep a secret
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(57)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Driver plays chicken with turkeys. No kidding. Your leg, I would not pullet
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(21)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Ran from the cops, and it was a gas. Now his heart is full of glass
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(28)
 
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Doctor's Rx: Spank child liberally with paddle, call me in the morning
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(96)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After being the butt of so many jokes in the last few decades, the YMCA is up against stiff competition from gay hotel chain willing to bend over backwards to insure its customers receive a happy ending
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(44)
 
(Some Blue Harvest Guy)
 
 
 
Finally, Star Wars from the Emperor's point of view (Sponsored link)
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(68)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Miss South Carolina shed like such as half her body weight before winning her crown
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(124)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now on sale: Sheriff Arpaio's new brand of "Vamos Jose" pink boxers
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(34)
 
(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
Man arrested for beating a dirty nine-year-old boy, but his excuse won't wash with the police
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(43)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Direct descendant of Jesus returns to walk on the Sea of Galilee
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(58)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Record heatwave hits 15 states and...uh....wait, what was this article abo....*stares*
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(165)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oh yeah, that really hot 19-year old college chick who friended you and wants you to text her naked pictures of yourself, well it's actually a 42-year old pervy dude
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(99)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Anybody can lose their wallet while commiting a robbery, but it takes a special kind of fail to forget your pit bull
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good: Chase is no longer having people arrested for cashing their checks. Fark: By declaring them dead
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"You'd be surprised how hard it is to see an airplane coming at you"
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Dunia, a 40-year-old Indian elephant, and her counterpart Daela, a 25-year-old African elephant, were apprehended by police near the western city of Hanover over the weekend." Wonder what they were charged with
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Let's hear a big round of applause for cougars. Clap clap clap
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Australia puts health warnings on alcohol bottles, aimed at teenagers and pregnant women. Since one usually leads to the other, why the fark not?
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(9)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Charges laid in empty-house standoff, empty house has yet to retain a lawyer
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(28)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Vacationing man can't see why people like Angry Birds so much
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(65)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Lincoln documents almost stolen. Crook figured he would take a shot
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(17)
 
(Financial Times)
 
 
 
News International is working hard to investigate itself, and should have Rupert Murdoch's cell phone tapped any day now
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(16)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Inventor of copper-lined PVC pipe arrested at Home Depot
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(101)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
When trying to pass a DUI test, don't fool yourself into thinking that eating two chickens, six wings, two racks of ribs and a cheeseburger will help. A South Florida man already tried it
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(39)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Parents shocked after alligator bites their son after he decided to pet it
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(45)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Panthers lose another one on lastest road trip
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(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is what happens when your child first meets a gay married couple
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(315)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
With a knick-knack-paddy whack, give a dog a bone
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(26)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Chinese toddler who fell 10 stories wakes from coma and opens eyes, but not too much
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(134)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If your ex-girlfriend won't fit in a clothes dryer, the proper thing to do is shave her head
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(34)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
No, driving a forklift does not make you immune to process servers
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey Mr. Porsche guy, that Hyundai just smoked your ass
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(407)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
How an LSD raid in the UK started the war on drugs. Trippy
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(63)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
With baseball in its All Star break, the US Predators swing for the fences in Pakistan, send 38 home as a gentle reminder of big league contract negotiation
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(31)
 
(Kokomo Tribune)
 
 
 
"It was like an explosion went off.... He got out and tried to order some hot dogs"
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(22)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fredo Karzai assassinated. No motive known
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(53)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Snow strands thousands in Bolivia. Fortunately, they're all really chatty and are making plans to do more together later and canIhaveacigarette?
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(17)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop a Kiliki trying to calm a crying kid
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(23)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Utah man will let you hunt him for $10,000. For an extra $2,000, he'll be naked
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(65)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Omaha school district spends $130,000 of federal money to buy 8,000 copies of a diversity manual
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(201)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ, that's a big statue
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(86)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
California investigators have a new suspect in the Santa Rosa Hitchhiker Murders of 1972-73. Ted Bundy
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(43)
 
(republic.com)
 
 
 
Man wins buffalo chip tossing contest by heaving dried bison manure 168 feet. After the victory, nobody shakes his hand
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bad news for the producers of "16 and Pregnant"
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(181)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Giant Brazilian zombie spider hides in bananas, causes giant boners
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Stuck at a police checkpoint? Probably not a good time to light up that joint
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(79)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Man called floppy-eared rabbit retorts rabidly
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Accident victim: "I don't have insurance, don't take me to the hospital" Paramedic: $orry $ir, it'$ regulation$
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
CIA admits US Government used vaccination programs to obtain DNA samples. Why did they do this? BIN LADEN
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Teachers in England now allowed to use force to control unruly pupils, make sure they eat their meat before they're allowed to have any pudding
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(Some Girls)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mod squad
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Mon July 11, 2011
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Scientists claim moderate drinking **spins wheel** causes cancer
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Daily Fail says it's okay to berate your spouse of 25 years because they've gotten fat and old: "...it's hard to desire someone who makes no effort whatsoever to be desirable"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
This week's Mugshot Roundup debuts the Windy City Trick Clique. Hayyyyyyyyy
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(io9)
 
 
 
It's a crappy way to travel but it beats going through the TSA
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