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Sun July 10, 2011
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
A nude woman walks into a motel lobby carrying a loaded gun...you've already clicked on the link, haven't you? Couldn't wait to learn that she was high on ecstasy and marijuana
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
High school janitor wins a $3.4 million lottery jackpot. Does he A) Retire early? B) Go on a European vacation? C) Buy a new track for his school?
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(Google)
 
 
 
The space shuttle program is almost done. Photoshop what NASA should do with the retired shuttles
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(Science)
 
 
 
Fish may be learning to use tools. Sharks begin planning to build head-mounted lasers
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(CBC)
 
 
 
That breed of dog that you chose because they're hypoallergenic? Yeah, about that
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(io9)
 
 
 
Okay, forget the Irish wake followed by the Viking funeral pyre. I will take the Taiwanese funeral strippers when I go
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Teen in a karate tournament arrested for bowing to the opponent he just lost to, shaking his hand, and then kicking him in the face. Ah, so
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Cracked's "6 Mind Blowing Ways 'Starship Troopers' Predicted the Future," or "How to Hit the Fark Rage Button"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
For a year a girl has had a private tutor help her prepare for the most important test of her life. Fark: The girl is four and the test is to get her into kindergarten. "I'm a superstar, and I know everything"
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(WBBM780)
 
 
 
Doctor Who cos-player causes terrorist scare and evacuation at Chicago's Millennium Park...that's retardis
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Now that we know that food companies are hiding vegetables in their meals, and that kids like vegetables, it was only a matter of time before we find vending machines stocked with vegetables
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(KARE 11)
 
 
 
Summer is the season for putting on the grill some bratwurst seasoned with gummy bears. Da Bears
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not News: Scumbag robs convenience store, store owner shoots him Fark: in the arse, and robber dies. Double Fark: DA's office: oh well; not charging him
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Who gives a fark about an Oxford comma?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President Obama suspends $800 million in military aid to Pakistan, for the exact reason you're thinking
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Harry Potter novels are now being criticised due to their failure to portray safe sex
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Calling on the Power of Fark™ to make The Drew Curtis / Tyler Perry Society for the Humanities & Arts a reality
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Urban planners who have obviously never seen Logan's Run plan to rebuild cities to accomodate aging population
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(Some Road)
 
 
 
Photoshop these illegible signs
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently, sand from a haboob doesn't affect equipment in flying saucers(with video)
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Teachers union fighting new rules requiring disclosure of educators arrested for sexual assault, child abuse or indecent exposure
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
It looks like he brought traffic (puts on sunglasses) to a dead stop. YEAHHHHHHHHH
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
While you were sleeping, your phone was in Canada partying its ass off
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Have a humming disability? That's an eviction
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(Some DD cop)
 
 
 
Perhaps sending that email with the bra sizes and weight of all the female police officers to the entire police department wasn't the best idea
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(News Of The World)
 
 
 
Forget about Kate and Pippa Middleton and take a look at what Prince Harry is tapping
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Chief educator says victims of schoolyard nastiness should stop crying "bully" and man up, Nancies
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(The Olive Press)
 
 
 
Study finds kids actually like vegetables, as long as they get a choice, instead of being forced to eat overcooked brussels sprouts every day
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(University World News)
 
 
 
In Switzerland, education doesn't have its own national ministry or department. No wonder those morans can only speak three languages fluently
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(News Of The World)
 
 
 
The greatest British inventions: toilet paper rolls, fish fingers, Custard Creams and Smiley Potato Faces. Toothbrush strangely absent
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this explosive art
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
A George Thorogood song is going to save freeway workers' lives, and it's not "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer"
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(KCPQ)
 
 
 
Amazing what they can recycle these days, isn't it? Cans, glass, paper, plastic, human torsos - Wait, what?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Run-down NYC beachside community of Rockaway being upgraded into "Rocapulco" by NYC hipsters wearing Spuds Mackenzie tees, visiting vegan sandwich shops and gourmet food trucks while storing fixies in rented bungalows
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Going out for milk at 7am? That's a bricking
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Sat July 09, 2011
(USA Today)
 
 
 
What an odd day it's been
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shot of Prince William and Katherine, Duchess of Cambridge shaking hands with Baron von Inkydermis of Piercington
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
From Fark's "This is not a repeat" department: Major earthquake hits Japan. Tsunami alert issued. Fukushima nuclear plant evacuated
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Always worth updating, it's a 2011 before-and-after edition of "Faces of Meth"
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(WNCN-17)
 
 
 
Boy who found chunk of "Apollo 16" rewarded with VIP seats for last shuttle lift-off: "It sounded like it would be a bunch of guys in black suits and sunglasses on my porch"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shockingly, an eatery offering $175 burgers just wasn't able to make a go of it in this economy
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(KVIA.com)
 
 
 
Not News: TV station takes out advertising space. Fark: On the competing station's website
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thousands of CA inmates doing their part to help the prison system control food costs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember that woman who needed an act of Congress to allow her to sue Halliburton after its employees gang-raped her and locked her in shipping container? A Texas jury just tossed out her case without giving her a dime
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Short shorts are making a comeback
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Suspicious man saves planeload of passengers from having to go to Cleveland
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why one reporter quit his job
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Hi, I'm Troy McClure. Shoplifting began here, in ancient Phonecia. Thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop in order to snatch the sweet, sweet olives within. Oh, Shakazaramesh, will you ever learn?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Heinz ditches cans, goes tubular. Radical
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Feds once again claim that marijuana is just as dangerous as heroin and has no medical purpose
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Police are seeking a heavy-set suspect seen holding an automatic rifle and wearing Sponge Bob pajamas (w/ pics)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Wet sponge throwing event banned over fears someone could lose an eye. Seriously
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Remember all the great news about gas prices dropping? SUCKER
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Saying she could follow the will of the people or follow her conscience, Houston mayor orders red light cameras turned back on despite referendum banning them
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Normally, when someone's whipping it out in public, the police inform the public to be on the alert. In Manhattan, on the other hand, bloggers criticise his fashion sense
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cliffhanger
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Every globe on earth is obsolete
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The spice must flow
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Hate that lame kid in your high school class? Why not use the "torture kit" you keep in the trunk of your car to kidnap, torture, kill and dismember him, then sink him in the ocean?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Gl☢wing beef: It's what's f☢r dinner
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Robin Hood, the classic children's story about a Nigerian Islamic Militant who robs the rich and gives to the poor
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Apparently, we don't have the money to build stuff, but we sure have the money to knock shiat down"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Leaning Tower of Pisa restored to its original glory. With 'slideshow done right' slideshow
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to be able to say "I OWN city hall?" Here's your chance
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The juicy details of Rupurt Murdoch's tabloid scandal have yet to be revealed. The Sun won't be there
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(Some Quiet Guy)
 
 
 
Due to the lack of volume controls, restaurant and golf center has banned all snowflakes under 6-years-old. Of course, some loudmouths have a problem with this
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Innocent man confused for Casey Anthony juror #2. Hilarity ensues
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(The American Spectator)
 
 
 
Ben Stein still has his mojo, making him the first known economist in history to have any mojo
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Jerry Springer tells the media he did not offer Casey Anthony $1 million to appear on his show. But now that it's been brought up in the media, if she's interested he's always willing to take her calls
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philly's new D.A. decriminalizes pot possession and saves the city $2 million in one year. Come for common sense, stay for the old D.A.'s head asploding
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Just in case you give a flying fack, here are six ways to keep your little shiatheads from swearing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Court rules that the guy who took the two leftover hot dogs from the company picnic really shouldn't have been fired
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Court upholds conviction of man charged with NOT killing anyone
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(the chronicle.com)
 
 
 
Socks the cat, who survived unharmed after being trapped in a store room for five weeks with no food or water, is reunited with his person just in time for Caturday
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(Some German Guy)
 
 
 
Speed camera snaps one-horsepower offender, saddles owner with fine
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this terribly photoshopped Chinese propaganda picture
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Linked answers to yesterday's Fark Weird News Quiz
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
You do not even want to know where his Pinocchio tat is
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Former Moosehead Brewery owner found dead under suspicious circumstances. That Dos Equis guy seen fleeing the scene
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hospitals across California absorb roughly $1.25 billion a year in care for illegal immigrants. Suck it, hippie citizen
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
City installs crime cameras thinking it will catch criminals FARK: The cameras are used more to free people accused of crimes
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
If something weird is happening, chances are pretty good it's happening at a Walmart
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Fri July 08, 2011
(Some Teletubby)
 
 
 
Dolls must represent at least three different races in nanny state Colorado day-care center proposal
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(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Photoshop: create your own "stand against" billboard campaign (LGTE)
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
No cop wants to be attacked with a used feminine hygiene product. Period
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Bicycle lanes are a terrorist plot
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Amazing Lip Portrait Artist
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(WWL)
 
 
 
You can walk down Bourbon Street naked with a trombone sticking out of your ass playing "Stormy Weather," but by God, don't dress up a couple of monkeys in pirate costumes for Mardi Gras without the proper permits
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Mysterious protractors are popping up all over random places in Pittsburgh. Conspiracy theorists, you do the math
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Betty Ford will never have a drink again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're a Nazi skinhead looking to mess with a black man, don't pick the one wearing the "Spokane Boxing Club champion" T-shirt
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(Government Technology)
 
 
 
Obama's policy, which essentially defers space operations to private industry, has diminished one of America's greatest exports - the belief that in America anything is possible
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Chase apologizes to man who they had arrested for trying to cash a check issued from their bank. Chase to Njoku; "We're cool, right?"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Miami news desk: "There's not enough sensationalism in this story." Duh, hey boss, there may be an Elian Gonzales connection. "STOP THE FARKING PRESSES"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The UN to send a sternly written letter to Texas
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP fiscal darling Paul Ryan and two conservative economist pals drink a couple of $350 bottles of pinot noir at a DC bistro. Only two? Well, everybody has to sacrifice
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
In another dramatic sign of the deepening recession, spending on pet funerals up nationwide. Wait, what?
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"NZ women too promiscuous" - health warning or tourism campaign aimed at Farkers?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
She barged into a meeting and "pointed to each [attendee] and said, 'PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS' and then walked out"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch's decision to shutter News of the World has absolutely nothing to do with contrition. In fact, he was probably going to do it anyway. So nyah
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this underwater cave
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I am being trolled by bugs. Illustrated (poorly) details in thread
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(Some Dead Man Walking)
 
 
 
Man pleads guilty to kidnapping and murder despite being dead for twenty-seven years. Charges against Francisco Franco still pending
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
If you're a city councilman that decides to drive all the way to Chicago to mail yourself a fake grenade, make sure the police can't find evidence in your house
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman marries love of her life days before she starts last ditch treatment for disease thats killing her. Damn dusty room
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(shape)
 
 
 
For seventh year in a row, Mississippi is most obese state. Officials take immediate action, require school lunch programs to no longer classify strawberry ice cream as a fruit
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(Some Macho Guy)
 
 
 
Only five hurt on the first day of the running of the bulls in Pamplona, Spain. These guys aren't even trying this year
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Awkward: when your boss and boyfriend propose to you together
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Move to revoke Hitler's honorary citizenship in Austrian town causes fuhrer
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(WFSB)
 
 
 
Videotaping this crime spree is the best idea we ever had. Posting it to Facebook, however, was not
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(Google)
 
 
 
DR Congo colonel accused of mass rape surrenders. Defense attorneys say he will throw himself on, have his way with the mercy of the court, like it or not
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man has every Playstation 2 game ever made. How does he fit them all in his mom's basement?
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Woman thought long dead after disappearing 40 years ago proved to not be the remains buried by her family via advanced DNA technology. Police go on to locate the woman via advanced Google technology
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(Some Frozen Guy)
 
 
 
Icelander uses song to soothe the savage... elves?
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(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
Use your fingers. Dip the fish, not the rice. Order the chef's choice o-makase-style. Brag snottily about all of this. And keep getting "The proper way to eat sushi" articles greenlit until people learn to eat it properly
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Back-to-school supply sales up early. In other news, parents are sick of their kids
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Researchers find drinkers remember the positive aspects of boozing more than the negatives -- that is, if they remember anything at all
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tropical storm Calvin gaining strength off Mexico's west coast, may soon transmogrify into a hurricane. Or a herd of snowmen. Or a T Rex flying a jet fighter
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(9 News)
 
 
 
The 2011 "Get America's Children Drunk at Chain Restaurants" tour continues, this time at a Chili's in Colorado
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Obese Australian woman speaks out against taunts on public trains, wishes she could move to America where she'd be considered thin and lovely
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rewarding the family's hound? / Conventional wisdom has found / It's best to condone: / "Give doggy the bone" / Instead of the other way 'round
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Japanese Reconstruction Minister Ryu Matsumoto resigns after offensive remarks, threatens to Hadoken reporters
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hero: You rescue a fawn that has been hit by a car and bring it to a vet. Strange: You get angry when you're told you can't keep it as a pet
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
They fly through the air with the greatest of ease, those bushy-tailed rats giving walnuts a squeeze
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're going to try to steal an airplane from flight school, wait until AFTER you've taken a few classes so you know how to get it off the ground
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Health experts say romance novels encourage women to have unsafe sex with bare chested Fabio look-alikes in Irish castles
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Two men shot on Atlantic City's Boardwalk during 4th of July festivities. Police looking for short mustachioed tophat-wearing man armed with a tiny pewter howitzer
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(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Dude, royal bummer
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
The 18 habits of highly successful politicians
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Authorities have heard the public outcry and agreed to increase Casey Anthony's sentence by four days. Now quit yer biatchin' and find something else to obsess about
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Chinese rescuers offered £200,000 for every saved miner, with two they'll get egg roll
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If a small plane crashes into a small hospital, where do they bury the survivors?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You pad your bra... iPad my pants
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Munster bank robber sought. I bet it was Marilyn, she was always so...different
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Strippers win $195K judgment in strip-search case, will of course be paid in ones and the occasional drunken five
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Police seek help in locating stolen newspaper vending machine, whatever the hell that is
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(WOOD)
 
 
 
Man's life saved by cancer
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Live NASA coverage of the Space Shuttle launch at 11:26 EDT, or just wait for the next one
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you're a security company and you're robbed of a million dollars, maybe "security work" isn't your strong suit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Should we be surprised a redhead is at the center of the UK's biggest scandal?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Coast Guard searching for seven lost at sea. The missing described as a chubby boat captain, a skinny deck hand, two wealthy retirees, a beautiful actress, a farm girl, and a scientist
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Teen attempts to break down fireworks by putting them in coffee grinder. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Some Breast Man)
 
 
 
Woman creates "Mobile Breastfeeding Truck" - an ice cream truck with giant breasts on top of it; Floating version planned on a motorboat
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(Some Childhood Chef)
 
 
 
Photoshop this portable kitchen
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Reports of the News of the World's death have been greatly exaggerated
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers say overweight, physical inactivity, high alcohol consumption, smoking and hard drugs are linked to sexual dysfunction, TF subscriptions
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Even God thought the Casey Anthony verdict was dumb
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What a Dumbbell
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(Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Protip: when blackmailing someone, don't leave a voicemail stating your name, address and your intentions
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Have standards fallen so far that ordering 10 pizzas to someone else's house is now a "cunning prank"?
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
I don't always break into a woman's home to ask to use her bathroom, comment on her fridge photos, and offer to buy her house, but when I do, I prefer defecating on her walkway
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(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
"When she untucked her tank top, her nipple fell on the floor"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
C'mon, you prank your co-worker by ordering them ONE mail-order bride, and they want to make it a federal case
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Worker claims she was fired after being asked and refusing to dye her gray hair
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Thu July 07, 2011
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Five pro-marijuana arguments that aren't helping: "It's safer than deepthroating a cactus"
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(Some Actors)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Shakespearians with swords
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Would you please remove any metallic items you may be carrying: Keys, loose change... HOLY SHIAT
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Man breaks into home to steal copper. Fark: Somebody is living there. Total Fark: It's the local Police Chief's House
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An unsympathetic obituary for the News of the World
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Shoplifter bolts from store with one-year-old tucked under his arm like football, police say. This will probably end up with some sort of penalty
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(WZZM13)
 
 
 
Seven dead so far in Grand Rapids Shooting spree
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Obama's book "Dreams of My Father" never mentioned that his dreamy father dreamed of putting him up for adoption
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kentucky town says it's still illegal to swim while gay at public pool
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The people who read calorie counts in restaurants are the people who don't need to read calorie counts in restaurants
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Suspected crash landing turns out to just be a pilot stopping off mid-flight at a strip club
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
When attempting to save someone's life in Philadelphia, be sure not to park in a loading zone
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Apparently, ABC viewers' vocabulary is on par with an ABC book
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Taco Bell to bring Wi-Fi to nearly 6,000 locations. And if anyone knows how to deliver a speedy download, it's Taco Bell
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
You can't put your kids in self-storage in Texas
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(azfamily.com)
 
 
 
What kind of man points a laser at a police helicopter? This man (mugshot)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Female judge in Florida runs into another judge's chambers after taking cellphone pics of men at urinals. Then it gets bitey
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you recently left your stud miniature pony to graze on a golf course, cops in Marathon, NY would like a word with you
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(WCNC)
 
 
 
Woman arrested by the FBI for trying to hire a hit man to kill her husband at Cracker Barrel, most likely by buying him lunch there
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
It is legal to stab zombies in Scotland
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man on a mosque
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(WBAL TV)
 
 
 
Prompted by the Casey Anthony case, Maryland Senator to propose a bill making it a felony for a parent not to report the death of their child. Nope, there isn't one yet
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(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
Vacationing in Mexico? Don't leave your car unattended
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Man walks into art gallery, takes Picasso off wall, walks out. Ta Da
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Good: Blowing soap bubbles for your cat to chase. Bad: Blowing heroin smoke in your cat's face and killing it
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Three moms start PTA fundraiser, rake in $14 million
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Chase has cops arrest man trying to cash an $8,000 Chase check they claimed was fraudulent. The only problem is, the check was real
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Construction of world's longest bridge was in no way rushed in order to meet an artificial deadline and is completely safe, says engineer who will never be seen anywhere on it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
UK Tabloid "News Of The World" shutting down in the wake of phone-hacking scandal, will publish final edition Sunday. Clumsy, doe-eyed robot poking a big metal finger through Freddie Mercury said to be inconsolable
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(Carbon County News)
 
 
 
Man owes his early detection of prostate cancer to love of microbrews. Beer--is there anything it can't do?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pale-bellied eating machines weighing hundreds of pounds enjoy traveling thousands of miles to take vacations in the South Pacific. So do great white sharks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former missing pretty white woman will report on current missing pretty white women
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Ladies: if you are considering a divorce, and your husband asks you to sit in a chair that has a lot of wires and car batteries attached to it.....maybe you should just stand
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hacking the voice mails of dead people's cell phones turns out to be SOP at Murdoch's newspaper, as evidence emerges that they also hacked the messages of dead soldiers and victims of the 7/7 bombings
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
In a surprise to no one, jurors expect payments for their not-guilty Florida verdict
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Hangover 4, Man found walking along highway with not a clue as to how he got there...hey is that a gunshot wound?
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Hey, it's Mad Maulvi Faqir Mohammed, back on the air. Western dogs can't keep true mujahadeen down, so let's kill some infidels today. Do it for Allah, won't you? Half past the hour, gonna be HOT, here's your convoy traffic
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Want to start your own business? You'll need a business plan, venture capital, frozen bull semen, a good credit score...wait, what?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Caregiver charged with beating elderly woman with folding metal chair defends actions, claims his job involves wrestling with these people every day
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
12 year-old girl commits suicide to donate hers eyes to her father, kidney to brother, because both surgeries were beyond her family's meager means
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
At what point in your life do you say to yourself, "Yes, trying to go through customs with 15 live lizards strapped to my chest is a GOOD idea"?
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Put down the garden trowel and cucumber seeds. You have five seconds to comply
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
250-pound woman robbing Gamestops in Florida. Police say she is still at large
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If a hydrogen explosion occurred in Reactor 3, how far would the radiation spread? Let's just wait and see folks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After being arrested for one murder, it's probably a bad idea to tell investigators that it was one step in your master plan to kill several cops and then use their guns to assassinate Obama
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Three words: Nude male sketch model bachelorette parties. Well, it was only three words long until it got excited
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If you are going to flee from the court after your sentencing, make sure the cop you are running from doesn't do marathons in his spare time
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Facelifts. New hotness: Voicelifts
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Vivid pulls out, withdraws offer to Casey Anthony. "It's clear people want nothing to do with her, and that includes an XXX movie"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
People who screw off all day now at 750 million
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man fools around while on an outdoor apartment balcony. Now paying the flat rate
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs (and eagles, and bears, and camels) of war
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
New report shows that cell phone use while driving actually has almost nothing to do with driver safety, urges states to repeal bans
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Marcia Clark says the Casey Anthony verdict trumps the OJ one as worst of all time, is looking forward to ending her reign as Worst DA Ever
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Psst. Looking for a campsite? I got campsites. Anybody want a campsite? You man, you got a campsite? Campsites. I got campsites
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman loses weight because A: Her doctor tells her to? B: To help her self-esteem? or C: After armed robber calls her 'fat cow' as he struggled to tie her up?
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Some men end their party night at a strip club. This guy was just getting warmed up
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Arizona public health program failing because not enough people are smoking tobacco
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Trucker picks up motorcycle crash victim in rural Alaska, suspects head injury when he claims to be a former Alabama governor
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
What happened to the American flags on the moon?
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(WLBZ.com)
 
 
 
The wheels on the bus went up in flames, up in flames, up in flames
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(Submitard's Brother - No Really)
 
 
 
When a bunny rabbit tells you to go back into the Wal-Mart you just shoplifted from, and then Satan tells you to douse things in lighter fluid, you need to examine your grip on reality
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Florida wants Casey Anthony to pick up the tab for their mistakes
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Canadian judge might not be able to beat off complaints about her bondage pictures being released on the internet (link SFW)
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
One year for Casey Anthony
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
World champion skydiver missing from Moab, Utah. Coincidentally, his initials are D. B. Don your tin foil jumpsuits, the chicken has flown the coop
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(Times News)
 
 
 
Sure, you've been drunk, but have you ever been "arrested while naked and bloody at a funeral home after breaking in and attempting to negotiate a threesome with two women" drunk?
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tennis court touchup
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
That's it young man, YOU ARE GROUNDED
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Legendary gate-crasher Barry Bremen will now try to sneak past the pearly gates
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover chimp can understand distorted speech, raising hopes that one day Scots will be able to communicate with chimps
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Thieves in Chicago now stealing entire air conditioning units. Police advise installing cages with multiple locks, keeping all ducts in a row
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Woman fired for A. Stealing merchandise. B. Being rude to customers. C. Failing to wear "base, blusher, full eyes (not too heavy), lipstick, lip liner and gloss at all time and maintained discreetly"
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(Time)
 
 
 
Indiana to stop teaching cursive. Children will now learn to sign their names using TXT MSGS
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Who the fark takes $36,000 to WalMart then leaves it in their cart?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man who was "pretending to be German" as part of Fourth of July parade shot in the leg by WWII cannon. USA USA USA
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bears end 25 year ceasefire, kill first Yellowstone hiker since 1986
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop these lama jazz hands
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Nancy Grace may have helped Casey Anthony get off; maybe so but she doesn't do a thing for me
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Executive in New Zealand sacked after claiming women are paid less because they take monthly sick leave, attract bears
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 322: "Abandon All Hope 2: Life After People". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed July 06, 2011
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kids, more and more, are ingesting embalming fluid and overdosing, not realizing that later in life... err.. in death they will get plenty
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(AOL)
 
 
 
From the cover of this month's issue of "Duh" magazine
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Texas prosecutor convicts murderer without a body. FTFA: "I was able to convince a jury to convict with legally insufficient evidence"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Six reasons movie studios are snubbing Comic-Con this year
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's hot parenting question: Would you pick up a hitchhiker with your kids in the car?
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(Some finger lickin' guy)
 
 
 
"I am without a doubt deeply sorry for my immature actions of stealing your chicken head"
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Attack on speed camera slows traffic on Baltimore-Washington Parkway
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man runs naked throught the streets of Lincoln, Nebraska in homage to Frank "The Tank" from "Old School. "It's stupid," he informed cops
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(wptv.com)
 
 
 
Daughter jailed following apparel altercation with mom. On the bright side, she can get comfy in those new county-supplied stripes
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
You're pulled over for speeding and placed in a police cruiser for suspicion of DUI. Do you C) Lick the keyboard of the officer's computer?
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Metro says escalator reliability has dropped, suggests commuters take steps to avoid problem areas
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(ktvb.com)
 
 
 
Duct tape used to rescue ducklings
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Can of spray-on tan explodes, injuring six. YO, THE HUMANITY
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez reading the newspaper. Newspapers were hardcopy printed versions of yesterday's news
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi's doctor on the libidinous leader's health: "He can have sex six times a week. But after that, he should rest a day"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Internet-only broadcasts of lottery drawings not going over well with the people most likely to play the lottery
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A "military fighter plane" has crashed in Roswell, and the public has been advised not to go near the crash site. This is not a repeat from 1947
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Person dressed in a banana costume attacks person dressed in a gorilla costume. "The gorilla was not injured, just embarrassed"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The gateway to hell is about to open in Iceland
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(Some Guy)
 
NewsFlash
 
A large earthquake strikes northern New Zealand Islands tomorrow. Tsunami warnings issued
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Playgrounds are installing shade tents to keep snowflakes from melting
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So, submitter isn't the only one who got sick to his stomach watching the Fast And The Furious after all
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Atlanta school system kids got great standardized test scores thanks to principals without principles
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(American Prospect)
 
 
 
Why Harry Potter is making our kids miserable
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Store bans drunken puppy-buying, which completely throws submitter's weekend plans out the window
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Turn your head and cough; TSA screenings are about to go even deeper
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Looking to add a 20-year-old grown man to your household? No problem, just adopt him
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(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Illinois now considered the frontrunner in Race to the Bottom Fund
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What a meal at a restaurant may look like
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man who has never heard of the internet pays £22.4m for disappointing 18th-century farmyard porn
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The man was found 'attempting sexual relations' with a blow-up doll, prosecutors said"
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Zeppelin tour hits Milwaukee, $375 ticket seems a bit high though
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(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Here's to you, Mr Gets a Beej From The Woman Driving (2nd item down)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cop: "C'mon, chief, you can't fire me. It's not like I got drunk, grabbed a girl and we hopped on my ATV, cruised South Beach and then crashed into some people. Oh, wait"
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(wptv.com)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Shooting fireworks on the 4th. New hotness: Doing 85 mph in your undies on three-wheel motorcycle
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Moody's downgrades Portugal to "junkie"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oregon man arrested after making a series of calls to the Palm Beach County FL Commissioner's office threatening to kill Obama because the president won't give him $70 million. I got $10 on "not competent to stand trial"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Answer: "Hey, I like your shirt". Question: "What five words will get you punched in the face several times?"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Expert suggests releasing the devil. God skeptical
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Today's sign that times, they are a-changin: Saudi Arabia wants to buy 200 battle tanks from Germany, and Israel has no problem with it
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Jose Baez is going to be very popular with the youts
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Six-year-old girl saves her two brothers and the dog from a deadly house fire. It's nice to see the Hero tag trump the Florida tag every once in a while
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Banks have finally found a way to make money off credit and debit cards without raising your fees. How? Uh, that's not really important. Hey, how'd you like a 15 percent discount at Nike? You'd like that, wouldn't you? Good boy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ohio 'family values' state legislator busted for DUI, smelling of alcohol, has Viagra in his system and had stripper in car. No need to guess which party he belongs to
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're 55 and two young women offer to take you back to their place for a threesome, they're probably planning to rob you
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
I vow to wake up naked, To go to work naked, TO LIVE NAKED. And I vow that no fascist Canadian court will force me to hide my wang
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(Some Well-Grounded Guy)
 
 
 
City attempts to re-create the ending of Return of the Jedi by launching fireworks during a lightning storm, pinky swears no one was at risk. Weatherman who tracked 300 lightning strikes in the area has a big problem with this
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman objects to Time Warneroulette
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In the now-famous photo of Obama in the situation room on the night Bin Laden was killed, the man standing just outside the frame on the left, a CIA agent known only as "John" was the guy who made it all possible
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover hitherto unknown species of giant wombat in Australia. It's been six months since subby's ex-wife moved back there, so they can't have been paying much attention
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jobs in post-recession USA demand multiple skills. Shotgunning beers and lighting farts not topping the list
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
While plugging his "Two if by Tea" drink, Rush Limbaugh tells the survivors in Joplin, Mo that " you are the essence of what the founding fathers had in mind," Wow. those guys were real bastards
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(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Let me tell you how it will be / There's none for you, you scamming wannabes / Because I'm the tax man
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To celebrate its 400th Anniversary, the Vatican's Secret Archives put 100 of its documents on display. Highlights to include a first edition Necronomicon, Aristotle's treatise on comedy, and Leonardo's Big Book of Bathroom Doodles
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
As viable food allergy therapies move closer to FDA approval, parents are scrambling to devise alternate methods to impose attention whoring restrictions upon everyone who comes within 1,000 yards of their precious snowflakes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Okay Texas, seriously, WTF? You'll execute the mentally retarded but these guys are walking around free? 14 Texas men charged with a series of sexual assaults on an 11-year old girl
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(KJRH)
 
 
 
"Hello police? I'd like to report a bunch of cars vandalized and broken into." "What kind of vehicles are they?" "Umm... err... yeah... a bunch of police cruisers"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
And the winner for the stupidest comment regarding the Anthony trial goes to this woman: "[The verdict] is going to make millions of people think they can get away with killing their child"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Prosecutors will argue that white supremacist teen who executed an openly gay classmate in school with two shots to the head, is a cold-blooded killer. The defense is going with that old chestnut: "the gay panic defense"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Chinese want CNN to apologize for calling their disgusting food disgusting
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(The Meter Maid)
 
 
 
Man owes Detroit more money for parking tickets than it would cost to buy half of the business district
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Same-sex couples wanting to get married in NY not happy that forms make them decide which one of them is the girl in the relationship
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
What do Schrödinger's cat and homemade ice cream have in common?
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(herald sun)
 
 
 
Skull found in London may be of 1879 murder victim. Police advise coroner to get his head checked
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dust storm sweeps through Phoenix. See what happens when you deport all the landscaping crews?
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(Winnipeg Sun)
 
 
 
Multi year, $75,000 study shows if you throw out all the negative evidence about photo enforcement, you can spin what's left into an ambiguous report
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
In the aftermath of the Anthony trial, reporters ask the important questions like "Should we abolish the jury system?"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
That oil leak on the Yellowstone River? Yeah, we're less than a week into it and already Exxon has been caught lying about it. We should totally give them a tax break, though, this cleanup is going to be expensive
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Dog and his owner lose 44kg between them to win UK dieting contest, have definitely earned their portion-controlled steak
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(CNN)
 
 
 
$trau$-Kahn a¢¢u$£r $u£$ NY ₱o$t ₣or Lib€L
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(Some unsecured source)
 
 
 
Step 1: Leave random USB thumb drives and CDs lying around the parking lot of a government facility working with classified materials and secured computers. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Facepalm
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cameron calls for probe into phone hacking, existence of the Crocoduck
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Donna pays for her £500 weekly shopping bill with profits from a website she has set up for 'fat admirers' who pay to look at photographs of her eating. She has 7,000 fans and makes £60,000 a year." w/ pics
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
So Einstein was buddies with your Dad and gives him rare papers with math formulas on them. Do you: c) leave them in a remote trailer at the end of dirt road in fire-ravaged California?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
That's me on the pillow. That's me in the midnight, moving eyes like a pigeon. Trying to sleep the night through, and I don't know if I can do it. Oh no, I've slept too much. I haven't slept enough
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Ronald Reagan monument unveiled outside London's US embassy. New statue promptly takes 15-point lead in GOP presidential poll
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Recent anti-pro-anti-anti- discrimination court finding is a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this path's end
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Famed American modern artist Cy Twombly becomes a still life
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(CTV)
 
 
 
Okay guys, we're outta here; good luck with the war
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Another wonderful and deadly gift from down under. Worms with teeth, that can eat your brain. Braaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiins
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Chocolate Printer Prototype Unveiled by UK Scientists. Still no cure for... who cares? 3D Chocolate Sculptures
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Mmmmmm this salad tastes like human rights abuse
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
World's narrowest house is just 60 inches wide, too small for most Americans
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In today's crazy NYC subway news: Woman bathes nude in subway car (warning: Not safe for work -- or anyone for that matter)
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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Typographic error almost cost Iowa $9.2 million in Medicare funds
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Our donuts are so good, you'll murder your kid to get theirs"
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(io9)
 
 
 
Xenu 1; Jesus, Moses, Mohammad, Buddha and Joseph Smith, Jr. 0
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Hotel uses the "you are stuck in our room because of the earthquake so we will charge you extra" routine, and throws in a parking charge as well
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fish faceoff
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Urban hipsters are bringing back the soda fountain. What a bunch of jerks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Men need more cuddling than women for a happy long-term relationship, says some Fat Broad from the Kinsey Institute
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In America, you can get away with murdering a two year old, but God help you if you decide to put a sex doll in your school's bathroom
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Criminal: "Um, yeah, lemme get one of those healthy children, please." Operator: "Would that be for pickup or delivery?"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Having solved all problems in the state, NY decides to crack down on a horrible threat to society.... Sippy Cups
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC attacked by giant plants with sap that causes blindness
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(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
By 2013, one in 10 men in China will lack a female counterpart. By the late 2020s, that could jump to one in 5, with increases in unrest and crime throughout Asia. EVERYBODY JAPANIC
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Tue July 05, 2011
(Independent)
 
 
 
Area 51 overlords to the President: Sorry, but you don't have the privilege to know what we do here
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
You eated my cookie in thie week's Mugshot Roundup
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this smokey senior
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
4th of July reveler steals city maintenance tractor: "I'm trying to establish my independence." Yes, alcohol was involved
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
EHarmony founder recommends not getting married
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ohio has issued twice as many handicapped-parking placards as a decade ago because that's how they roll
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Two Tunisian prisoners attempting to escape by setting their mattresses on fire succeed. Kind of
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
US Army spent $2.7 billion on a battlefield computer that doesn't work
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Taliban solo albums, a note from the Applesauce Industry board, and a sweet $5.78 windfall: Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/26 - 7/2
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Here's the mug shot of the woman who blasted her nine-year-old grandson in the face with a garden hose for eating too much bacon. Because you can never have enough bacon
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In the event of major disasters, your first, best key to survival is your neighbors. And not by hitting them and taking their stuff
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Casey Anthony acquitted, begins search for real killers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hero: Man nearly drowns trying to rescue stranded boat. Dumbass: It's a toy boat
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(Independent)
 
 
 
In a move that would make OJ smile, editor in chief behind phone hacking scandal says she must remain in charge so she can find the real perp
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Why did global temperatures remain constant between 1998 and 2008? Because China almost doubled its coal usage over that period. Wait, what?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Peeping Tom who has apparently never heard of the internet arrested at Paris Hilton's home
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(6ABC News)
 
 
 
Shortage of ostrich eggs has hipsters' skinny jeans in a wad after hens go on strike. Fortunately, they still have their PBR, 80's t-shirts and senses of individuality. And chickens
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(CBC)
 
 
 
RCMP officers plead guilty to having memorable bachelor party
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The US spends more on air conditioning in Iraq than it does on NASA
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Lessons news media can learn (but won't) from the Casey Anthony trial. Why yes, ethics of Nancy Grace are mentioned
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Karzai says Afghanistan won't fire back on Pakistan, as long as there's another suitcase of cash in today's diplomatic pouch
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Arianna Huffington is watching you masturbate, and she wants to give you tips on your technique
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Not News: Hazmat crew called to a Taco Bell. News: It had nothing to do with what's in the tacos. Fark.com: Despite the presence of a Hazmat crew and a cleanup, people formed a line wating for the restaurant to re-open
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(The Week)
 
 
 
How hackers got hold of Fox News' Twitter account and reported that Obama had died
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Meth lab cleanups have become so expensive that local police departments may have to start ignoring labs altogether to save their budgets
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(lamebook.com)
 
 
 
Fark photoshop is credited with providing planking picture of Kent State, which turns into a pretty good burn
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Autism linked to mothers that take antidepressants laced with vaccines
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Experts realize that telling Americans to exercise for 150 minutes a week is like telling an eclair to not be delicious; downsizes their recommendations to "Lift dumbbells while watching reality shows"
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
16 tales of frugal fathers to the left, umpteenth tales of cheap bastard fathers to the right
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Now that he's not doing a TV show, Glenn Beck has time to launch his own clothing line. "1791: The Original Blueprint"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this drum-kicking cop
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
When dancing naked in a spotlight, make sure the spotlight isn't being held by a deputy
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Hugo Chavez returns to Venezuela to celebrate their Independence Day (w/ pic of how Chavez celebrated it)
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(Life.com)
 
 
 
The bleeding-heart response to the internment of Japanese Americans during WWII: outrage, indignation. The bleeding-heart response to the internment of American civilians by the Japanese in WWII: crickets
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Legless soldier aims for Mount Kilimanjaro. Now to find someone to pull the trigger on the trebuchet
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
After three days of fasting and prayer to seek a solution to her city's debt, Harrisburg's mayor decides to beg for change
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Since there are no more holidays or three-day weekends until September, let's add, subtract or rearrange holidays at our whim to get one
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(StrangeBeaver)
 
 
 
Today marks the 65th anniversary of one of man's greatest inventions, the bikini. Let's admire with examples of what a bikini may look like. Tag is for the inventor. (SFW)
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida continues its tradition of having epic firework displays, Fark submissions
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Recession affects the spread of STDs. Sorry to hear that your mom lost her job, dude
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(BBC)
 
 
 
'Floss for fertility', women advised. Slower. Yeahhh, you're doing it right. You're so sexy right now. Mmmm, don't stop - finish what you've started
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber get ice cream in the Hamptons. So that's what the kids are calling it these days
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
While using an old mortar shell as a school bell is a clever way to recycle old war materials, it's probably best to make sure it's not still a live round, first
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hello 911, remember how I just called telling you I killed my mother? Well, I thought about it and she actually committed suicide by stabbing herself in the neck multiple times
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
India's Health Minister calls homosexuality 'unnatural'. Just wait until he sees two girls, one cup
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(EITB)
 
 
 
Would you dare to run in front of a bull? Everything ready for San Fermin's famed running of the bulls, two weeks of nightly news "look at this" lead-ins
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