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Sun June 26, 2011
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(ktvb.com)
 
 
 
Farmers markets growing in popularity on news that old people are dying
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(70)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
If you're driving a giant SUV and back over your child in the driveway, clearly the answer is stricter federal regulation
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(252)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The Internet was created by the United States of America - a Christian nation - and should not be used to spread anti-Christian, secular, or non-Christian propaganda and hatespeech"
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(255)
 
(Time)
 
Plug
 
The basics -- budget, automation and cutting out the extras (VIDEO) (Featured Partner)
 
 
(We're Fukashima'd)
 
 
 
Flood walls fail at Ft. Calhoun nuclear power plant. Everybody panic. No, seriously. There is a damn good reason now. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(145)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Oh 99, I've been waitin' so long"
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(69)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Delhi man decapitated. Talk about a cold cut
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(66)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Mayan man
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British obstetrician says that it's perfectly natural for women to give birth through a huge incision in their belly, and that it's dangerous to give birth naturally. He then sped away in his helicopter to his yacht
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(235)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
9 WTFark Questions With...Ian Edwards!
 
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pelosi demands seat at table, large buffalo shrimp cocktail & a fine bottle of Merlot in final debt-ceiling talks
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(200)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
'Acts that defy belief' might be a good tagline for a travelling circus, but don't work as well when describing your pedophiliac sex tourism arrest
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(93)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
If you're driving a van with "Jesus Christ is Lord" painted on the side, you might consider stopping for wheelchairs in crosswalks
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(81)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Sweden has lost their damn minds
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(292)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Jane, cancel my 2:30 AND GET ME OFF THIS CRAZY THING
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Your grandparents had copious amounts of hot monkey-love sex. But they didn't enjoy it
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(66)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British politician does an Elvis impersonation at the Glastonbury Festival
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(31)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Bikefest tattoo slideshow starts with "Yeah, I could do that", quickly goes to WTF
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(177)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
There is a 99.69503341784% chance that the Lulzsec hacker is autistic
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(131)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Turn your goddamned phone off on my plane or I'm throwing it out the window
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LIONFISH. GET IN THE BOAT
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
130-year-old Billy The Kid just got away with stealing $2.3 million from billionaire
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(45)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Hmm, you know those things that we're charging you with? The residential burglary, kidnapping, torture, attempted murder, anal and genital penetration with a foreign object? Well, about that
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(205)
 
(Some Link)
 
 
 
Photoshop this link
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(26)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The California city of El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula wonders why people have such a difficult time pronouncing its name
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(101)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Wait, are you telling me that a cop caused an accident and HE actually got the ticket?
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(44)
 
(Some Zombie)
 
 
 
At least one is confirmed dead at funeral
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(9)
 
(Sky News)
 
 
 
Meet Yoda, the world's ugliest damn dog, uglier than the last ugliest damn dog
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(58)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
First, they banned dogs on the beach, and we said nothing. Then they banned thongs on the beach, and we said nothing. Finally, they came for the horses on the beach, but there was no one left to neigh them
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(42)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The only winning move is not to play
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(64)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Want to say hi to Tom on Myspace? Visit him on his Facebook page
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(131)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you have a cell phone tower in your back yard, please refrain from shooting at the guys wearing hard hats
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(49)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Annoy gramps and you'll be picking bits of fender from between your teeth. It's the Mugshot Roundup
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(104)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Two suspicious items found inside Borders Bookstore in Denver .... customers, bombs
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(20)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florence Henderson's affair with former NYC Mayor John Lindsay finally gives insight into why she was so crabby in the '70's
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(69)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
News: Standout HS basketball player critical after plane crash. Fark: This is his second plane crash and it killed his father and stepmother. UltraFark: His first crash killed his mother and two siblings
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(102)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big boy welcoming a wave
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(32)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Man robs same dollar store twice in one week. Police believe he walked away with at least $100 in cash
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(39)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Suspicious fire destroys dance school. Police tell suspects to put their jazz hands where they can see them
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(18)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Neglecting to refrigerate soda is no big deal. Neglecting to refrigerate bodies is something else altogether
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(55)
 


Sat June 25, 2011
(ABC)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Female teachers molesting their teenage students. New hotness: Female teachers cyberstalking their teenage students
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(56)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
LulzSec has called it quits for no reason other than they just decided to stop. Nothing to do with the FBI or other hackers
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(196)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Want to see who won the award for best bum in England? With pics
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(74)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
District upset that high school students wore short shorts, G-strings, 6-inch heels to graduation, will ask for lengthy study. Giggity
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(75)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Bomb squad removes military explosive device from 7-Eleven parking lot. Big gulps heard from bystanders
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(28)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Dog alerts family to gas leak, Snausages
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(49)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this person mostly hidden in a hammock
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(37)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Good: Your wife has a baby. Bad: The kid doesn't look like you. Good: DNA test says "zero percent the daddy." Fark: Too bad, cuckold, pay up
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(392)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Giant snack food items overrun the UK. The Sun Chip is there
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(50)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
"The go-kart was made of pipe, wheels and a lawn-mower-size motor. It did not appear to have brakes"
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(66)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
New trend in parenting allows teens to have sex at home, which is better than the classroom like most teens these days
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(128)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Possessing an ounce of marijuana? Five years in prison. Sexually assaulting a hotel employee? Five days of community service
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(111)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
How to troll Chicago: Ask for ketchup on your hot dog
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(331)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Atheist claims harassment by Florida sheriff. Would deeply appreciate any and all attention
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(489)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
After popping bungholes for nearly 50 years, master distiller sets out to make the perfect sipping bourbon
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"He picked up the front of his dress and followed me, blissfully unaware of stereotypes, blissfully unaware of gender, and blissfully unaware that someday, I will not be there to protect him from ignorance"
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(274)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
There's kiddy porn in there - I can tell by some of the pixels I mean tiles
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(105)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this boat and bike
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
An elite force of Bulgarian border guards with night-vision goggles is on patrol against the country's greatest menace: Arms dealers? Drug smugglers? Human traffickers? No. Cherry thieves, of course
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(17)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Man has tongue bitten off by church lady after forcible assault in street. Tongue bitten off trifecta now in play
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Frustrated woman takes a Louisville Slugger, hits the Target. Well, she did have a point
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(47)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Man has tongue bitten off by crack whore during forcible sodomy attack in motel room. The aristocrats
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(79)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom, Dad, it's your fault I'm a dirty tramp. Oh, by the way, I'm pregnant
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here are pictures of the undercover cops watching you. If the sheriff finds out I gave these to you, I'll get fired (with bug eyed mugshot)
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this flight plan
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Builder of "Phonehenge West", a treehouse complex made of reused telephone poles, faces seven years in prison because county lost his paperwork
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(70)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Foreclosure company comes in and destroys a lifetime of memories. All over a misplaced zero. The Florida tag is unable to convey enough rage
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(158)
 
(fierce pharma)
 
 
 
40,000 bottles of a schizophrenia medication recalled by Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson
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(38)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ladies BEWARE. Once you've gone through "the change", you are likely to come down with "man flu"
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(52)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Two blue lobsters caught off Canada's coast named after Will and Kate -- which is appropriate considering their upper crust station in life
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Melia the cat falls out of truck engine compartment, is hit by a car and jumps 70 feet off a bridge. TA-DA Welcome to Caturday, indestructible kitty
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(911)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
BUTT₄ + 2 PENIS₂ → BUTT₂ + 2 BALL₂PENIS + energy
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(59)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this serious swinger
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(26)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
15 year old boy tells his principal "good job", 1950's style. (with handy picture showing how)
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(106)
 
(Somewhere in Illinois)
 
 
 
28 years after a hospital saves their newborn son's life, family repays the bill. With interest
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(50)
 
(Some Stalls)
 
 
 
Caption these hot horses
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(36)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Warning: Old people are dying
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(55)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
According to police, the murderer was wearing a big gob of MS Paint on his head
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(71)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Dressed for the occasion, Christian radio station manager stops to ask underage girl which way to the beach. The nude beach, that is
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(75)
 


Fri June 24, 2011
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"We're no longer able to save the city." Minot, ND now almost completely under water
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(231)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Driver decides that high beams aren't enough to express his impatience toward another motorist, so he pulls out a .32 caliber pistol
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(59)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scaffolding and symbol
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(22)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
From the early 1900's until 1974, Michigan sterilized over 3,000 of its citizens. Why they stopped is still unclear
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(182)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Man beat woman with hose over crack..." It's Florida so you know there are multiple ways that headline could end
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(28)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Mother:"My daughter had an accident that gave her a 4 inch long gash across her ribs. Please send an ambulance." 911 dispatch:"Tell you what: Just wash out the wound, give her some aspirin and see how that plays out, mmkay?"
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(139)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jackass' Star Steve-O wants to be a foster parent. Presumably with 16-year-old twins from Sweden
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(50)
 
(the daily breeze)
 
 
 
Fed up New Hampshire apartment complex manager buys DNA testing kits, and if your dog poop isn't cleaned up, then you're in deep doo doo
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(91)
 
(OC Register)
 
 
 
Protip; if you're a washed-up 3rd-string NFL linebacker don't brag about what you'd do to your mistress' millionaire boyfriend around the complex pool
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(25)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Taking candy from a baby is easy. Taking candy from a 2-year-old is slightly more difficult, as this bear finds out
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(86)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
CBO releases two charts, one showing our current fiscal trajectory and the other showing what would happen if Congress simply did nothing. Guess which is the rosier scenario
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(301)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Good news, being gay is genetic so we don't have to argue about it ever again
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(312)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Four things that Go the F*ck to Sleep's success says about parents
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(255)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
WHY would you want a bagel inside your forehead??
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(107)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Remember that poop burger story? You may have been punked
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(55)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Just one more thing
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(285)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Take a bow, America. Nearly everyone in Europe is drunker than you
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(170)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this strange snow removal
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(26)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
In 1911, sea-turtle hunting was predicted to be the world's 'next great sport' (2nd story down)
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(39)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman gets panties in wad after store sells sex toy to her underage daughter
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(323)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Upon further consideration, The Winklevi bring new charges against the Zuckerborg, one day after dropping the previous suit
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(68)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's newly discovered uncontacted tribe comes to you from the Vale do Jovari Reservation on the Brazilian/Peruvian border
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(67)
 
(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
If you're going to fake your way onto a military base so you can shop at the commissary, why not do it as a 2-star general?
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(131)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Take a crack at this week's Fark Weird News Quiz
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cool 16th birthday: A concert at the beach. Farking awesome 16th birthday: You're called up on stage and discover your dad's taken a two-week leave from deployment in Afghanistan to wish you a happy birthday in person
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(68)
 
(Some Bald Guy)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh inundated with Furries. "Many furry fans are already bunking four to a room." Dude, that's what they want
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(263)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Fatties, gays and grannies come together to sue pilot for having an opinion they don't agree with
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(369)
 
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
No, the police with lights and sirens on are not escorting you to get something to eat. Probably not best to flash them the peace sign, either
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(8)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
"I guess the lesson is, if you want to operate an illegal club you shouldn't do it if you can see the police precinct from your front door"
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bad day: Getting pulled over and having to toss your weed. AWW CRAP: It lands on the police car
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(55)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Blind runner starts off on 100-mile ultramarathon - let's hope he's pointed in the right direction
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(25)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Good news: After being unemployed for over a year, you can finally afford to buy that new yacht
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(25)
 
(Evening Express)
 
 
 
Man told police: 'I see dead people ... and a monkey'
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(18)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Moving on to the important question: Could you pass a psychic credit check?
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pioneering Rawandan woman shatters the old sexist myth that girls are no good at genocide
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(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Awkward family pet photos. And a question for # 13, at what point did sitting a bath tub with a baby, a pink assault rifle, and a wolfhound start to seem normal to you?
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(235)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Pakistani Intelligence: How DARE you accuse us of helping Al-Qaeda, we hate those guys. US: Then why did Osama bin Laden's courier have you on speed dial?
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(110)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mexican troops engage in kinetic military action in Texas. No need to get Mexican congressional approval, though, since it's not war
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(134)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Brytysh tyre fyre wyll cost myllyons
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(22)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
"People came to the G20 summit not to engage in debate or discussion or demonstrations but to infiltrate lawful, peaceful protests and use them as cover to commit vandalism and violence." And not all of them were cops
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(73)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man who hasn't washed himself in 37 years looks, smells exactly as you might imagine
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(209)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Emory University researchers searching for escaped two-year-old monkey. That's a lot of people who want to check out macaque
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(31)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Does this ink-redible dress made out of vibrating pen nibs make me look fat?
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(33)
 
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Lifeguard saves drowning marmot. Oh, did I mention the lifeguard was an elk?
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(62)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
China's Got Talent contestant whose talent is hitting himself in the balls gets sacked
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As the number of Chinese companies caught cooking their books grows, fears spread among the "Big 4" US accounting firms, who audited many of them, that their reputations may be destroyed by the scandal. Yeah, just like last time
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(54)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Americans are fed up with the nanny state telling them how much salmonella they can get with their arsenic burger
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(44)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Another magnificent bastard passes on: this time, the English bomber pilot whose idea of fun was to borrow a plane and give Hitler a little how's-your-father at his mountain retreat
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(65)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Fugitive 'King of Infomercials' Don Lapre captured by U.S. Marshalls. Tip came from Miss Cleo in a tiny classified ad
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(38)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
New Banksy hits London. London hits Banksy back
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(75)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Dating an underage girl can get you in hot water
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(65)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Rich man gets hammered at lunch. Fark: by his wife
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(19)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Arrested for sex on the beach. New Hotness: Arrested for sex on a scooter
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(32)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Bad: Being busted for burglary. Worse: Being caught a second time. FLORIDA: At age eleven
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(19)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Libya rebels 'in secret talks' with Tripoli's underground network, can now call and text each other for free any time as long as they're not roaming
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(4)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
College football player saves man... BY LIFTING A FARKING CAR OFF OF HIM. Florida tag, take a break on this one. Just this once
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(77)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Suppose you had a twin, and he was gay and you were not. Now imagine you were also joined at the head
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(284)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this person on the edge
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Hey Mom can u go to my bedroom and get the glass bowl under the bed and wash it with water really good and don't give the cops permission to search"
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(79)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Smart:Telling a cop you can't perform a sobriety test because you have a bad foot. Florida dumb: Lifting up your pant leg to prove your point and revealing an illegal weapon concealed in an ankle holster
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(26)
 
(truTV)
 
 
 
Ten dumbest military operation names
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(95)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
People who probably complained that Nike's "Just Do It" slogan was sexually suggestive are now complaining that Nike's new slogans promote drug use
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(81)
 
(WCNC)
 
 
 
Congratulations Garinger High School Class of 2011. Good luck in the future. Come on up and get your diplomas. Not so fast there, class valedictorian
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(102)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Mother caught with blood-alcohol content of .392 percent, wins the John Bonham Award for Dedicated Drinking
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(40)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
New Orleans Mayor thought the Federal Government wanted to kill him with a poison dart after Hurricane Katrina
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(99)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
The best mugshot of a fireplace poker wielding statue and marble table smashing burglar sent by God that you'll see all week
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind turns up in court wearing the jacket he is charged with stealing
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(20)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Police frustrated in attempts to find rightful location of headstone found near caves, privately admit it's a grave undertaking
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(17)
 
(Ark Times)
 
 
 
The Second Annual World Cheese Dip Championship is in Little Rock on September 24th. If my hoverround is fixed by then, I AM SO THERE
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Thu June 23, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
7.4 magnitude earthquake in the Aleutian Islands, AK
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(90)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The first rule of South Australian Student Fight Club is: you do not talk about South Australian Student Fight Club. The second rule of South Australian Student Fight Club is: YOU DO *NOT* TALK ABOUT SOUTH AUSTRALIAN STUDENT FIGHT CLUB
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(30)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: create a poster for the worst movie of all time
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(76)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scots and coke don't mix
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
... As for the hubcap, it's presumably just fine
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
LulzSec announces "Operation Chinga La Migra", releases personal data about hundreds of Arizona law enforcement officials. I think they've gone past doing it for teh lulz now
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(980)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Who's a good little political protester and rioter? You're a good little political protester and rioter, yes you are
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Renowned horse trainer arrested for driving naked while smoking meth to "relieve the stress" of being arrested for child molestation. This guy doesn't sound stable
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(39)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Obama's tapping of America's Oil Reserve? Yeah, it was a "genius move"
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(207)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline of the day: Does 4-H desensitize kids to killing?
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(123)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Twin Towers steel sent out across America for memorials, amateur forensics tests
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(74)
 
(KETV)
 
 
 
Iowa orders half the state to evacuate
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(55)
 
(Columbus Republic)
 
 
 
Democratic candidate thinks it's ridiculous for him to end his candidacy because he called Eastern Kentuckians "barefoot toothless inbreds" in 2006, hopes anybody offended 'gets over it'
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(80)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There I was reaching the summit of Mt. Everest and lo and behold, there's my best friend.... preserved in ice
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(145)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Traffic sign warns drivers to watch for zombies. Looks like Mark Twain was right about Cincinnati
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(80)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Dole recalls bagged salad because listeria isn't part of a balanced diet
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(57)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Casey Anthony's attorneys are taking the high moral ground and shying away from controversy. Ha, kidding -- they've hired a "mitigation specialist" who divorced her lawyer husband and married a Death Row inmate over the phone
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(76)
 
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Obligatory summer warning: Fun Can Turn Deadly Fast
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
By a 5-4 vote the Supreme Court rules that state's rights only trump federal laws when the outcome would HELP big business
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(91)
 
(Albany Times Union)
 
 
 
"Missing boy" from Bill Clinton's White House bill signing under arrest for rape, attempted murder of 10-year old girl. With bonus Southern Gothic novel childhood
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(120)
 
(WCHS 8)
 
 
 
"And police say they spelled out exactly what they were doing in the room on Twitter, talking about smashing a TV and stabbing a couch, they even posted pictures of themselves peeing in the hotel's safe"
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(25)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR has heard of one couple who won't ID their child's sex, an androgynous model, and a boy with pink toenails and is asking the obvious question: Are we as a society about to give up gender?
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(252)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman dies at her own funeral. Convenient
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(45)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
World leaders announce measures to stabilize out of control food prices. This time, the steaks have never been higher
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(43)
 
(Government Technology)
 
 
 
LA city council deadlocks on issue of red light cameras. Some say the cameras are extorting too little money from drivers. Others say much too little
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(17)
 
(Something Inside)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Cross-sections
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(15)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Copper heiress leaves $300 million to arts, $34 million to nurse, $500,000 to convicted sex offender and diddly-squat to family. Shoulda smelt it coming, ore something
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Got your nose
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(45)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man accidentally kills himself while removing his legs with a hack saw
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(78)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Three people in Britain arrested for stabbing a burglar to death as he and his gang tried to break into their house- Just three days after the Prime Minister promised that they would stop prosecuting people for defending their homes
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(260)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man has stick up his butt for 25 years. Oddly enough, this has nothing to do with Rush Limbaugh
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(38)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
MU art museum opens to glowing reviews
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(36)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Only Washington DC could implement a photo-enforcement program that ends up leaving a bigger budget hole than before
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Maybe my bible is defective but I missed the part where the "good Samaritan" pulled out .45 and tried to pop a cap in a punk's ass
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(130)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pontiff ponders pimping Prius Popemobile
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(54)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hey if you wanna get away with shooting at military buildings, maybe don't make a video of yourself doing it
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(39)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
If you made a woman your slave, including having her wear an engraved collar and get a tattoo stating she is your property, she just might get all murdery if you break off the relationship
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(354)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember the dog that died after his owner spent the night in jail for being drunk in public? Guess who's getting blamed
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(218)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As she files for bankruptcy, Patricia Kluge, once known as "the wealthiest divorcee in history" once again proves that the best way to make a small fortune in the wine business is to start with a very large one
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(26)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Nice ass, butt can you use it to fly?
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(390)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
At 6 a.m. in South Florida do you: A.) Accuse man in dress of taking $125; B.) Discuss your cocaine and alcohol bender; C.) Complain about being ripped off in sex deal; D.) Dial 911 repeatedly; E.) All of the above
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(26)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Man drives drunk, hits utility pole, gets tased by cops. The days are just PACKED
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Family members now say a cow did not attack and kill a Benton County woman
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(29)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Assault by poodle
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(30)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cop gets his arm stuck in the window of witch's car. What a drag
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(40)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Australia rescinds biker-gang ban after a heart-to-heart with Clay and Jax from SAMCRO
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(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Women, will crying at work wreck your career? The Daily Fail says go for it
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(120)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman abandons her three kids at a gas station. And then it gets weird
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(49)
 
(Some Nut)
 
 
 
Passenger in SUV killed by a bolt from the blue
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Grenade found in sewing machine, deputies in stitches
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(17)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Winklevi have surrendered to the Zuckerborg
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(31)
 
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Binge drinking at the University of Iowa has "decreased 8%." Of course this number is true and factual, because underage college students never lie about drinking
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(33)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
There goes the gayborhood
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(145)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thanks to improvements in health care over the years, you're never too old to run from the police
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(6)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
#robbery @7-11, 8pm. TTYL
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(79)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Soviet general Vladislav Achalov dies at age 65, taking most of Russia's vowels with him
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(31)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Fox Lake claims another victim after their boat failed to remain fair & balanced
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(41)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Self-help author James Arthur Ray found guilty on three counts of negligent homicide, might just get to experience 11 years in a different kind of hot steamy sweaty hell
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(107)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Bones given back to Labrador, who had really just wanted steak
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's teacher/student sex scandal comes to you from Plano, TX, where the teacher claims that not all student-teacher sex is the same
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(253)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bullet beats Rock in a game of Rock, Fence, Bullet
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(39)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Many turn to Facebook and Twitter during hurricanes and natural disasters. Which is great until the power goes o
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(38)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
An exploration of why we tip. Hint: your own self-loathing and guilt figures into it
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(310)
 
(Some Cop)
 
 
 
Officer Saade suspended for breach of trust, witness tampering, being a smooth operator
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(31)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
TSA changes child molestation policy, sticks with feeling up grandma
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(100)
 
(Some Orrereo)
 
 
 
Photoshop these brass balls
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(30)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Sgt Major of the Marine Corps addressing the troops on allowing gay soldiers to serve: "How dare we, then, exclude a group of people who want to do the same thing you do right now, something that is honorable and noble?"
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(497)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Caption Betty White, Slash, and their reptilian friend
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(70)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Harvard study: here's the bottom line on staying thin--never eat french fries and eat more yogurt
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(343)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Suspected drug dealer nicknamed 'Crab' gets pinched by the cops after being caught red-handed. He'll have to shell out some clams to hire a good bottom feeder to defend him in court. Butter
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(95)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man discovers that hitting his naked roommate with a platypus statue was a monumental mistake
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(74)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Marriage increases colon cancer survival, is still a big pain in the ass
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(43)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
James 'Whitey' Bulger arrested by the FBI. Howie Carr seen furiously writing new book
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(205)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bad: Homeowner's association blocks group that was prepared to build home for a wounded veteran. Fark: Because the home was too small and could bring down property values
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(177)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Are you sitting down? You might not be for much longer
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(157)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
St. Louis residents up in arms about: A) rampant violent crime, B) failing school districts, or C) Del Taco closing?
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(99)
 
(Some University)
 
 
 
Photoshop these ugly-ass peregrine falcon chicks
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(34)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 320: "Volcanoes, Waterfalls, and Mountains". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(199)
 


Wed June 22, 2011
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida Parenting 101: (a) Steal from Walmart (b) Flee through six lanes of traffic (c) Jump off building into lake (d) Don't drop child
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(44)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit schools submits plan to help improve 34 failing schools. Naturally, the teachers' union is delighted. Just kidding -- they're threatening to punish any teacher who cooperates with the improvement plan
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(116)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Well, this pork chop is undercooked, but I'll eat it anyway. What's the worst that could happen?"
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(135)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Fed Chairman Ben Barnake on the economy: "Fark it. I don't have a clue"
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(203)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Saskatchewan's population reaches record high, according to guy at Statistics Canada who is now counting on both hands
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(88)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hey, Cameron Frye, THAT'S how you get rid of a car
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(93)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
I'm Sylvester. That's my brother Sylvester. And that's my other brother Sylvester. We steal beer at Wal-Mart
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(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In desperate attempt to provide us with more tsunami footage, Earth launches a 6.7 earthquake at Honshu
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(56)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
FDA says new silicone gel breast implants appear to be safe, spectacular
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(207)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas raises speed limit to 75mph, thus making it easier to get out of Kansas
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(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jews and Muslims cease being snippy, come together in favor of pulling back circumcision ban
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(381)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this twisting topper
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(25)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It took 17 years and $4.5 billion to renovate the Pentagon, which took 17 months and $83 million to build
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(96)
 
(Some Floridian)
 
 
 
There is now a madlib for Rick Scott's form letter. This should be fun. Voting enabled
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Firefighter who was honored for responding to the most fire calls is arrested - for setting fires
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(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bollywood actress and former Miss World Aishwarya Rai is pregnant. Fb- is the father
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(380)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Nine scenes from kid's movies that keep therapists wealthy
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(224)
 
(Baltimore Chop)
 
 
 
So, we have this cool deal on ziplining and an open bar, and just park at the Walmart, it's cool
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(70)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
State archaeologists: This proposed commuter rail stop would be right on top of a 3000-year-old settlement site, could you put it somewhere else? Utah: State archaeologists? We don't need no stinkin' state archaeologists
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(98)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
You may carve your initials in my white pine, my birch, and my oak trees. But don't you dare carve your initials into my arborvitae patch and God help you if it's my larch
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New study indicates people who live in cities are more likely to develop mental illness, be jerks
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(59)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Al Gore wants you to have fewer children so he can feel less guilty about his huge energy-sucking mansion
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(277)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Illegal aliens are writing the Pulitzer-winning articles Americans won't write
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(181)
 
(WFAA)
 
 
 
Texas Southern Baptist theological seminary hires Muslim-convert minister who claims he has former terrorrist ties, and even worse, has worked for Jerry Falwell
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(52)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Want to show your patriotic? Shop at "Made in America," where everything is 100 percent 'merican. Difficulty: nothing electronic or generally useful. Cool anti-China t-shirts, though
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(191)
 
(Some Evil Chick)
 
 
 
"Dude. Nice chicken"
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(73)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sometimes, moving the goalposts can be a good thing. Like when you're building a fence through the middle of the field
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Southwest pilot has his microphone get stuck inflight. Accidentally transmits his opinion of the airline's flight attendants for hundreds of miles
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(250)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If this pooch story and video doesn't bring tears of sadness and joy to your eyes, either you're dead, or you were born without tear ducts
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(77)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
You are hiking along a trail in wildfire-ravaged Arizona on a dry, windy day. Do you: C) Decide to light the consumer fireworks you just purchased?
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(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman attacked by rabid groundhog - that's six more weeks of shots
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(38)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know that floating garbage patch in the Pacific? Thanks to the Japanese earthquake, it's got some friends
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(91)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Impromptu Twin Cities Fark Party Our favorite Farker from SC is here again and he is ready to paaartaaay Tonight at 5pm-ish. Grumpy's on Washington
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(164)
 
(IBD)
 
 
 
That guy that robbed a bank because he needed healthcare? The bank he robbed was about five miles away from a free health clinic
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(165)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Note to all addicts: Leave drug production to the professionals
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(44)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
"Teenagers are not pests to be repelled"
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(148)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Not news: Delta screws up. News: By sending a guy's luggage all over the place. Fark: For four days. TotalFark: And then peeing on it
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man trying to sell an old, wooden chair with the image of Angry Jesus on it for $25,000. "I really have no place to keep it"
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(49)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Scottish couple suffer admin error, Texas-style
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(185)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Tenney, MN is no more after a majority vote of two dissolves the town. Population? Five
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(42)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Something smells fishy here; photoshop it
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(35)
 
(Albany Times Union)
 
 
 
24-year-old man out on bale
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: "I've fallen, and I can't get up". New Hotness: "I'm stuck up to my neck in mud in the mangroves and I can't get out"
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(16)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Body pulled from Des Plaines river. Police looking for markings or tattoos to help identify the victim
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(60)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Doctors are growing concerned that fat teenagers are starting to see bariatric surgery as nothing more than a quick and easy cosmetic procedure. Gee, why would they think that?
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(159)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Teacher at exclusive private school was locked in cupboard and bullied.Obviously mistaken for a pupil
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
68-year-old woman is released after six years in prison for shooting neighbor in the leg. Promptly attacks same neighbor with pepper spray and a stick. Kudos for showing restraint this time
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(24)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Daring Chinese workers create mountain footpath with few safety measures. Quite possibly the scariest job ever
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(57)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Defendant: Yes I was driving drunk when I ran over the woman, but I can't remember it because of the war in Albania, therefore, I should be set free. I rest my case. Jury: Oh my, poor thing, think of the post traumatic stress...wait a minute
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(32)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
It's just another school board meeting in Palm Beach County, as members vote whether to fire: the principal accused of stealing furniture, the teacher having sex with student, or the janitor naked in storage room
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(43)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Lumberjacks cleared to fly on US Airways
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(54)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Deputies discover marijuana hidden in the front of a man's pants. What a dickweed
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(26)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
When scantily clad models appear on the course and flash their breasts at you and your golf buddies - add two strokes to your score (w/ "hate to see you go but love to watch you leave" pics)
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(119)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bed, Bath & Blaaaaaarf
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(68)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Green Bay packers
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(145)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Mom of the year candidate busted for giving her six-year-old a contact high on the way to Department of Children and Families office
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(61)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Here's good news: Women are catching up to men in having affairs. So just keep on trying
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(155)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman using port-o-potty notices "something moving" in the waste storage reservoir below. Then the shiat gets weird
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(116)
 
(Some Coke deal gone bad)
 
 
 
Suffolk County police remain on high alert while perp who shot soda from water-gun is still at large. All units issued napkins as a precaution. "No injuries were reported"
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(24)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New York atheists are answering the call to battle to save you from a memorial sign implying that seven of the 9-11 victims are in a sinister place called "heaven." Way to fight the important fights, guys
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(553)
 
(The Daily)
 
 
 
Remember what the Fourth Amendment protects? No? Good
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(93)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Note to self: don't hire Dom Deluise to be a hitman
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(41)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mexican police shock The Monkey
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(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California mom accused of killing baby in microwave, starting a new round of those jokes
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(144)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Man smuggling marijuana in wooden clocks gets ticked off after being caught red handed. Will now face hard time unless someone springs him
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Criminal "mastermind" behind LulzSec is pretty much exactly what you'd expect. (w/ Forever Alone pic)
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(97)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Man updates his Facebook page during standoff with the police. 'Got a cute 'Hostage' huh'
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(86)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Penguin does a bugs bunny, ends up in New Zealand
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Magazine Covers for Foreign Editions (LGT example)
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(40)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Who killed U.S. crime?
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(159)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Nigel Romero goes to a concert and discovers hippies. In other words, the dangers of concerts include: sex, drugs, alcohol, poor hygeine, sunburn, heat stroke, sprains and minor ailments, probably related to bad food or playing hacky-sack stoned
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(29)
 
(Grantland)
 
 
 
In an effort sure not to offend anybody, Chuck Klosterman attempts to create Rock VORP, fails miserably
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(26)
 
(azfamily.com)
 
 
 
If standing naked while you masturbate in front of a bar at closing time won't pull chicks, I don't know what will
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(40)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teacher who gave oral sex to students having trouble swallowing the consequences of her actions
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(68)
 
(Patriot Ledger)
 
 
 
Walking around the mall wearing only a shirt and see-through underpants is no way to go through life, son
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(33)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
One...two...three... ah ha ha ha eleven Muppets that still haven't gotten the action figure treatment
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(15)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
School district spends $105 million building a new high school. The school is complete, but will not hold classes in the fall? Reasoning: It costs too much money to open and run the school
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(124)
 
(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
Today's couple arrested for having sex on a crowded beach in the middle of the day brought to you by Treasure Island
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Tue June 21, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Miniaturization has led to everything from the walkman to smart phones. And now, the pocket meth lab
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(68)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
You can be positive something negative happened after 3000-pounds of car batteries fall on a man
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(58)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Hospital apologizes for forcing elderly to bang tambourine, shake maracas to signal emergency, vows there won't be any re-percussions
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(44)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mother of victim to pillhead who assassinated four people in a drug story robbery: "You better hope the police find you before I do"
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(207)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this plotted course
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(18)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Special needs student survives fall from moving bus. Thankfully, it was only a short fall
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(51)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
World's oldest person loses title yet again
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fear not Virginians, that spill of 450 gallons of radioactive tritium-laced water evaporated within the nuclear plant's grounds. When? Oh back in 2009
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(122)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Mayo faces gun charges after squirrel's death. If only he mustard some self-control
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(42)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Spirit Airlines realizes the cost of printer ink has gone up as high as oil and passes that cost on to you
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Couple re-creates their first date, at the same restaurant where they celebrated her 16th Birthday. FARK: 70 years ago
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(53)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
HOA determines homeowner hasn't demonstrated a need for getting handicap parking space. Homeowner and his wheelchair respectfully disagree
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(79)
 
(Government Technology)
 
 
 
Ohio town using high-tech bracelets to track down missing seniors, autistic kids, disoriented Warriors fans
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(22)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Five new revelations from Bristol Palin's new memoir
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(228)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bad: You're in a Turkish prison. Good: Their Internet access is really fast
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
EMT plays doctor with car crash victim in ambulance
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(78)
 
(Queerty)
 
 
 
Leave Britney alone and buy my new gay porn film instead
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(144)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with the ability to grope people in airports, the TSA goes mobile
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(189)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
This is what gay men in America really look like. NTTAWWT
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(245)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
"None of the deer has acted aggressive, but I still worry about their intentions"
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cracker Barrel waitress discovers ancestors' photo hanging up in her restaurant as wall decor
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(141)
 
(Pressconnects.com)
 
 
 
Drunken lawnmower ride leads to charges
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(41)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Bad news: You just lost half of your worth in the stock market. Good news: We used your data to find a cure for AIDS, maybe
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(50)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
FOX News uncovers the deep dark secret of why summer starts today
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(154)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Pilot error" blamed for north-west Russia plane crash. Also, gravity
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(57)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
"Federal prosecutors are cracking down on people who sell drugs that lead to overdose deaths." Drug dealers, please begin to better educate your consumers
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Breakdancing zoo gorilla. That is all
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Marvel announces the death of iconic superhero Spiderman. But of course it won't really count because it's in an offshoot series rather than the "main" book. Why yes this is a repeat of every damn comic series since about 1999
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(132)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Ascot ass caught, rabbis working for tips, and understanding alcohol's braining effects on the damage: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/12 - 6/18
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(5)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The top ten failed states of the past year. Sorry Florida, that early loss really hurt your chances this year, maybe next time
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lofty lunar ride
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(30)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Help NPR name the Top 100 Best Science Fiction/Fantasy books ever written
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(762)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Shoplifting pair flee in 1978 orange Ford Pinto and are caught in their trailer with an active meth lab. Ah, Michigan
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thailand might elect a hot female 'clone' as Prime Minister (w/ pics)
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(57)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
McDonald's has worse customer service scores than Burger King, and Delta Airlines has the worst scores in their industry
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(86)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Obama impersonator wasn't pulled due to his material -- he just went over three-fifths of his allotted time
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(92)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
HOA sues homeowner for having the American flag, on a pole, in his yard
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(314)
 
(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
Reed College, B.A. Physics, 1964. Columbia University, M.A. Physics, 1966. Yeshiva University, Ph.D. Physics, 1969. Busted for using your smarts to run a 200-prostitute-strong web site, 2011
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(43)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Test has pilots using iPads in their cockpits as electronic flight packages. Why do I have to turn off my mp3 player during takeoff and departure again?
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(102)
 
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for making Meth in more trouble after tests prove her child was exposed to the cheap, dangerous drug (w/pic of what is allegedly a woman)
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(36)
 
(OC Weekly)
 
 
 
News: I have Anthrax in my back pack Not News: Ha Ha Just a hoax. Fark: It's actually poop
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(20)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ten places to get great craft beers. I mean, great for you, maybe. The ones I drink are way better
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The guy busted for having sex in his backseat of his car while driving 85mph is on Twitter. Shocker: Not safe for work language. Bonus: Team Blackout profile pic
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(47)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It doesn't look like they're dying anytime soon, so many Baby Boomers are looking to re-invent themselves. No, not as anything useful
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(57)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman hides stolen police car license plate in her pants. Cops find it after a brief enquiry
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(9)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
FBI looking for guy on the lam for 16 years with his girlfriend who has perfect teeth and visits beauty parlors a lot. (w/ pics)
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(43)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Amish sexter busted after setting up rendezvous with 12-year-old girl in buggy. An Amish man using a cell phone? That's just wrong
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There are now more barrels of bourbon in Kentucky than residents. "It's gone from a disrespected swill to the selection of connoisseurs and young trendsetters the world over"
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Westboro is going to picket Ryan Dunn's funeral. Link goes to the flyer on their site. This should end well
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(353)
 
(Some god)
 
 
 
Want to save Harrisburg, PA from financial ruin? Then join the mayor in a three-day fast with spiritual guidance from god, because god has cash
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(94)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A full metric plethora of ugly-ass baby animals
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(15)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canada to eliminate paper money, put everything on plastic
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(95)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Murderer: I did it. 1984 court: Cool, have some prison time. 2011 court: We forgot to inform you that by pleading guilty, you could incriminate yourself. So, um. You're free to go
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(53)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Chef gives up Michelin star so he can focus on not spitting in the soup
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(19)
 
(KSAT)
 
 
 
Epileptic girl reunited with missing dog, seizes the moment
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(32)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Remember all those great WWII propaganda posters with Rosie the Riveter or hot girls urging you to buy war bonds? Ever wondered what the posters for the other side looked like?
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(102)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
LulzSec steal personal details of every person in the UK from Lockheed Martin. Maybe. In other news, Lockheed Martin have personal details of everyone in the UK
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(50)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Robert Smigel talks about his insane Green Lantern script starring Jack Black which somehow never got made even though it finally united Elmo and Barbara Walters. Carnally
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(29)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
John McCain baffled by controversy, E-Z Pass lanes, and new fangled cell phones
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(107)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
"Americans are using 700 percent more fireworks than in 1976. Meanwhile the Consumer Product Safety Commission reports that, during that same period, the number of fireworks-related injuries fell by 90 percent." Take that, Massholes
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(74)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Is that an oak branch under your robe, Druid dude, or are you just happy to see the solstice? Happy first day of summer
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(28)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Moammar Gadhafi personally shot down five Apache helicopters, defeating the American aggressors. Or we lost one of our drones
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(18)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Congress: "We lack the political courage and decency to find a way to pay for our troops' baggage fees when they're flying home, but we have no problem proposing legislation that mandates the airlines pick up our slack"
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(78)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
As soon as Prince Mongo goes out of town we'll send in heavy equipment to get the sand and underwear out of his yard
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(52)
 
(CBS Philly)
 
 
 
West Philadelphia man fell in with a couple of guys who were up to no good, started a flash mob in his neighborhood, got in one little beating and the judge got scared he said you're moving in with Bubba and White Power Dan in state prison
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(26)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Not news: Giving birth to three children. News: In three years. FARK: Starting at age 13
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(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reckitt Benckiser introduces the new CSD500 performance enhancing condom. Leather interior, stick shift & racing stripes optional
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(16)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Some people sit up in bed, some walk to the kitchen and make a sandwich, some beat a $4,000 prostitute with a baseball bat and have sex with her unconscious body. Just try not to take a pee in the closet
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(71)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Health officials unveil graphic new tobacco warning labels. They're about as funny as cancer
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(209)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Frontier Airlines: Go be paralyzed somewhere else
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(64)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bam Margera to Roger Ebert in response to Ebert's Twitter comments regarding Ryan Dunn, "Millions of people are crying right now, shut your fat f**king mouth". Oh snap, the Jackass-Ebert Twitter war has begun
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(701)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Hero: You and your tow boat come to the rescue of stranded boaters. Dumbass: You're so drunk you drive around in circles for hours until you run out of gas
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(29)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Your marriage may be in trouble if your wife is arrested for domestic assault on your honeymoon
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(64)
 
(modbee.com)
 
 
 
If you are going to collect money for the funeral for your fake dead baby, you should be sure to know the fake birthday and fake date of death for the fake dead baby
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Soldier who survived the infamous Bataan Death March passes away at age 96. He served with the Army's 26th Cavalry Philippine Scouts, a decorated unit that still rode horses into battle in the early days of World War II
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(66)