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Sun June 19, 2011
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your snowflake doesn't make the little league team. Do you c) Stalk and harass an official, send letters threatening his son, wife and daughter and make false accusations that he beats his children
source: eastmeadow.patch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Latest group to get on Facebook? Old fashioned clothes? Horse and buggy? Yep
source: mysanantonio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Step 1: Overuse radiation on patients. Step 2: Bill Medicare. Step 3: Profit. Step 4: Get Cancer. Step 5: More Profit
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(49)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where every thread eventually becomes a food thread. Even sex threads. Especially sex threads
 
 
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Police arrest man for starting a community garden, DA refuses to prosecute. Hero tag is for the District Attorney
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(79)
 
(patch.com)
 
 
 
Remember the neighbor from hell who taunted the 7-year-old girl dying of Huntington's disease? She's not done being an asshole yet. Quoth her Facebook messages: "I'm going to visit a grave and take a piss"
source: trenton.patch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(372)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Deep. Fried. Kool. Aid
source: signonsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Want to give your dad a helicopter ride for Father's Day but can't afford it? Simple, take him a mile offshore and then capsize the boat
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Running from the cops naked with a bag of cocaine hanging out of your anus is a great way to get on Fark, son
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(39)
 
(Some Eccentric Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lady looking at King Ludwig
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Beware: The Ungulates
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(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Subby remembers this being a lot harder when he was a kid
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(84)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Capitoline Venus goes where??
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(41)
 
(Some Spontn80)
 
 
 
Dear Daddy, It's what I should have said but didn't. What would you say to your Dad today if you could?
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(448)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Guess what Patrick Molesti is being charged with 29 counts of... Go on, take a wild guess
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(84)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teen sexting has gone mainstream, according to the media who has apparently just learned about it
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(61)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
"4. Leave tomatoes in the oven for 6-8 hours or overnight. 5. Remove, stuff your face, and float on a cloud of love"
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(90)
 
(Waterloo Courier)
 
 
 
Small town in Iowa tries to break world record of most oatmeal consumed in one sitting. (W/pic of someone who regrets taking part in the oatmeal challenge)
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(27)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Subby hopes they don't find "schoolgirls handcuffed to a bedpost" in his search history
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Garfield the cat statue is being relocated to save it from vandalism. Odie the humanity
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dedicated PI tracks down homeless man to tell him he'd inherited a fortune from a rich relative. No word on when the movie rights will be sold or which role Will Smith will play
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Steve Irwin credited with giving Ohio deputy the skills to wrangle a python found outside a KFC. Snake trifecta complete
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Unlimited bacon sandwiches: good Father's day idea, or best Father's Day idea ever?
source: dailylocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Meet Kenzi Cleys: aspiring model, high school senior, and goat roper. Wait, what?
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Seriously - "Don't drive into the sea" warnings are NOT there just to scare tourists
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(90)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Some dads get a coffee mug or a necktie on Father's Day. This father pulled the ol' switcheroo and gave his son a kidney
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
I've fallen and I can't get up. [Like]
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(32)
 
(The Columbian)
 
 
 
Llama on the loose finally captured. All we're missing is the part when he turns into a human, and we could make this a Disney movie
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(52)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this officer on top of a train
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russia wants everyone to know the U.S. government has ordered a total news blackout regarding crippled Nebraska nuclear power plant
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(222)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sunbathing woman gets third-degree burns on breast caused by metal underwire. Promptly hires lawyer to file a swim suit
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(83)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
The conversation would probably start with "How YOU doin"
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(34)
 
(Some Girl)
 
 
 
You know, we've always liked that word "gargantuan" and so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence
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(90)
 
(Some Ssssnake)
 
 
 
Protip: Taking your snake camping isn't the best idea
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(31)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Worst Korean soldiers avoid punishment for missing passenger jet by agreeing to take more target practice
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(31)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Almost 52-year-old subby just hides his head in shame. 60-year-old GILF completes the Marathon-in Every-State tour. In just over four hours for the last one. Hero tag because there is no AWESOME tag
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(73)
 
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Air traffic controllers and Greyhound bus drivers aren't the only ones that want to nap on the job
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(17)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pilots sentenced to 15 years for paying Somali pirate ransom may be able to buy their freedom
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man drinks six bottles of hand sanitiser, doesn't get away clean
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(56)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Judge gives high school band director three years to learn the proper fingerings
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(30)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Caption this beer summit
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(42)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Neighborhood watch too boring? Just falsely accuse your neighbor of murdering his wife and watch the K9 unit make hamburger out of his upper arm
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(138)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy Father's Day to all you daddy Farkers, or Dads of Farkers. Here are the top ten dad-related world records
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(110)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Attention poor people: You are less important than azaleas
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(141)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this vicious killing machine
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(36)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Conceptual artist to hug his dad for 24 hours in a boxing ring to celebrate Father's Day. Your dad has never been happier just to get a phone call
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(24)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Ever want to just shoot yourself after shopping in KMart? Well ... about that
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(24)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
noʎ uo buıʇunoɔ ןןɐ ǝɹ,ǝʍ ˙ʞɔnן poob ɥʇoq noʎ ןןǝʇ oʇ ʇuɐʍ ʇsnظ ı
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(52)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
News: Teen pulls gun on clown walking home from children's fundraiser. Fark: Clown is off-duty cop. Homie don't play that
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(93)
 
(fox sports)
 
 
 
Not news: Australia holds kickboxing event. News: Featured fight ends in a draw, each participant getting $100. FARK: 7 year old and 8 year old girls
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(61)
 
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
The grandmother of a Metafilter user is missing in San Francisco, could our good buddies at Fark lend a hand?
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(78)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Elementary school principal forced to resign after parents learned he liked giving kids birthday spankings. You submitted this with a caught spankof
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(104)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Nebraska officially declared a disaster. But enough about the football team, Obama says the whole state's a wash
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(76)
 


Sat June 18, 2011
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pumice picture
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Financial tip: If the IRS mistakenly deposits $110,000 into your bank account, don't get withdrawal symptoms
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(176)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The Big Man to play in the Promised Land: Legendary Springsteen sideman Clarence Clemons has passed away
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(253)
 
(The News Tribune)
 
 
 
Noooooo! Woman killed by steam roller
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(141)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
After admitting their lack of preparedness for a zombie apocalypse, British town invaded by the undead
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Portland police are asking the naked bike riders to wear a helmet and shoes to avoid potential injuries"
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(87)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
South Korean military fires on what they believed to be a North Korean fighter jet. Fark: It was a commercial jet. Total Fark: 10 minutes of firing, never hit the jet
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(truTV)
 
 
 
15 classic dishes from American cities... and why they suck
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(515)
 
(Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
San Dimas burglars give cops excellent adventure by fleeing into the hills like a couple wyld stallyns
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(39)
 
(Guinness World Records)
 
 
 
Is it a Guinness World record? No, and your idea was stupid to begin with
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(63)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, it's the full length Muppets trailer. YAYYYYYYY
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(190)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
The Wiffle Ball has been a hit since 1959. Here comes the history
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(52)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Authorities say Quakertown teacher's prom weekend affair with 17 year old student is no laughing matter
source: mcall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The L.A. Times best burgers. The list farking fails without In-N-Out
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(285)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Three injured in cowboy shootout in South Dakota. This is not a repeat from 1871. Tag is for what them varmints are full of
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshp the AquaDom
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(32)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mexican drug cartels hire hitmen who are the meanest, cruelest people on Earth: A) ex-KGB agents, B) African mercenaries, C) Teenage girls
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(108)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Psychologist says lazy parents responsible for kids doing poorly at school
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(82)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Dad stands up to internet tough girls
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(249)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Bad news for artists: a robot can now draw portraits. Good news for artists: he's a bit shiat
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(41)
 
(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
Over 7,000 students accused of cheating on standardized tests in Florida. In related news, over 7,000 students pass standardized tests in Florida
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(34)
 
(Some Bored Guy)
 
 
 
Slow news day? Need to kill some time? Here's a slideshow of 270 mugshots. Come for the Carolina Panthers cheerleader, stay for the Florida weirdness
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(37)
 
(WMTW.com)
 
 
 
A Maine elementary school principal, dressed as a ballerina hippo, was seen dancing on the school roof. Apparently, nobody has a problem with this... although there is video evidence
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(33)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
5.2 magnitude earthquake rocks Anchorage. Shaken residents trying to get their Berings Strait
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The biggest threat of ecological disaster....WIND FARMS. So, what now Al Gore?
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(224)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Cooper the cat - photographer, media personality, and author - makes enough money to not only pay for his own cat food, but to make donations to the local animal shelter. Your cat just yawns and goes back to sleep to wait for Caturday
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(825)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Pakistan continues to help in the War on Terror by cutting off supplies to US base responsible for drone attacks
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(163)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Man falls to death while flying kite at work
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(20)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
A drunk woman ran into her ex yesterday. Then she backed up and ran into him again. She misses him sometimes
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(28)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
In some cultures, a person throws a shoe at another person as the ultimate sign of disrespect. In Florida it's what men do when their wives won't have sex with them
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(20)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Vancouver riots Kissing Couple found. There's something in my eye. Probably pepper spray
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(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this back alley barter
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(17)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Man bit by at least 172 venomous snakes dies... Of natural causes... At 100 years old
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(45)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Horrible Fathers of The Bible
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(82)
 
(Appleton Post Crescent)
 
 
 
Fat, drunk and passed out at a Taco Bell Drive-thru is no way to go through life, son. And don't call the female cop "honey"
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(25)
 
(Some Newspaper)
 
 
 
Problem: You're a teacher caught in an improper relationship with a student. Solution: Marriage
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(63)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Oh, quit crying. The Mugshot Roundup's finally here
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Pharmacy robber literally has his ass beaten w/ baseball bat. "The suspect fled and was found a short time later in a nearby ditch, wearing only underwear." Yes, Oxycontin was involved
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(78)
 


Fri June 17, 2011
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
"Lane zippers" are the cause of more traffic headaches and crashes because they're in too big of a hurry to actually READ THE F*CKING ROAD SIGNS
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(211)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A fight breaks out in line for tickets to a trial. Yes, of course it's Florida
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fourth-grade-teacher not only downloaded child porn videos, he customized it to include images of his former students
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Some "After" Guy)
 
 
 
"Before & After" Photoshop Challenge: Make this "before" slacker look respectable
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(68)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Are you ready for Miss Duct Tape? Ohhhh yeahhhh
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(KCRG-TV)
 
 
 
Dying man's last request: "I want to see my dog." (with video)
source: kcrg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(194)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Family of guinea pigs stolen from porch. Police kick their investigation into high Gere
source: mcall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
High school boy's mother challenges him to wear high heels to school to see what it's like, then it gets weird
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Small rural town of Phil Campbell, Alabama, devastated by recent tornado, gets help from around the world from people named Phil Campbell. A truly great phil-anthropic gesture
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Apparently Craigslist is not the best place to buy your pot
source: courant.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Father locks son in box. His 21 year-old son. For stealing chickens
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
That video those two guys made while they were stuck overnight at the airport? Yup, it's got security officials in tizzy
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Bon Appetit declares Texas the home of the best BBQ in America. That settles that
source: bonappetit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(425)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
"Man tried to douse fatal fire with beer." Why yes, alcohol was involved
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
French Christians believe the world is ending, surrender
source: heraldsun.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
A 1940s ad for a "treatment for prostatitis" *wink*
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(118)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas winter wheat harvest moves north because of severe droughts in the south. If only there were some type of scientific theory that had predicted this
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(113)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British man jailed for keeping pony and goats in cellar, and no, that's not some weird British slang
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The good news: China injects another $120B into the US economy
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Some Trump Duck)
 
 
 
If you are the one who drove off in the giant dump truck pulling a trailer and a skid steer, Lakeland Police would like a word with you
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(8)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Hey, remember how the lack of sunspots was going to be plunge us into an Ice Age? Yeah, about that
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(109)
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Man armed with toilet, whiskey, and stick tries to take on a police officer with a taser. Surprisingly this did not happen in Florida
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(15)
 
(Pat's Papers)
 
 
 
If you want lots of sex, move to LA. If you want good sex, move to Philly. If you want okay sex once in a while, stay in Chicago
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(191)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man fined for using monkey as household helper without a permit. An ape-peal is in the works
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(29)
 
(Some Falling Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what everyone is watching coming over the falls
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(36)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Why you see shapes in clouds. The wrong shapes, sure, but still
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
WTF Japan
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(272)
 
(Some Sheila)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Down Under Research Links HPV Vaccine With Cervical Cancer Prevention"
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(39)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Charges against Osama bin Laden dropped. My God, he was innocent after all
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wandering dog sentenced to death by stoning because it is possessed by a dead lawyer. Your dog wants an exorcist
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(61)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
You are through to Pakistani wedding hotline. Press one to marry, two to divorce, or hang up to annul marriage
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(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Every once in a while someone makes an argument that Florida isn't the only state deserving of its own tag. Then Florida goes and proves them wrong
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(105)
 
(the daily breeze)
 
 
 
It's true, I'm a cop and I must place this tracking device in your bra while I fondle you
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
UN Council passes gay rights resolution, which means that Red States should start getting their own strongly worded letters any day now
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(237)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man arrested at the U.S. border. Iguana meat seized had an estimated street value of $4,500
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(59)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Rare street-light linked to your mom
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(11)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Starting next week, BoA is raising its credit card fees from "rape" to "rape rape"
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(228)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Saudi women begin challenge to driving ban, have already begun top secret classes on how to apply make-up in traffic
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
New software reveals there are actually no women on the internet
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(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
Today's "guy finds out when they start digging his pool that his house was actually built on a giant garbage dump" story brought to you by Lakeland
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Seven days. Eleven questions. Sarcasm, alcohol, possible nudity ahead. No, not summer camp
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(23)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
From employing a "whizzinator" to attempted strangulation, it's time to match faces to felonies in this week's Friday Photo Fun
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(15)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Want your iPhone to smell like jellybeans? There's a smartphone case for that
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man who admitted forty eight beers was maybe ten too many immediately offered an Admin job by Drew
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mexico arrests 'El Brad Pitt,' alleged drug lord and fan of wishful thinking, apparently
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(49)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
50% of college graduates think they're above average, and they're at least half right
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(79)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Apparently THE P0LICE DON'T LIKE IT WHEN Y0U LEAVE YOUR BABY WITH SOME OLD BLIND GUY IN A HOTEL ROOM WHILE YOU GO DIGGING THROUGH TRASH CANS
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Jersey man stops car to poke rattlesnake with stick. Idiots + snakes trifecta in play
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(58)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tiny French village is threatened by Apocalypse sects. Says it's better than no sects at all
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(31)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
How to stop disappointing your dad in time for Father's Day
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who knew the Israeli police had a problem like this? (scroll down to last photo)
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(63)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
In the US, postal workers respond to the soul crushing monotony of their jobs with alcohol and occasional outbursts of murderous violence. In Ghana, postal workers do this instead
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Just because you are an anarchist collective does not mean you can't also run a successful dog-walking business
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(46)
 
(Some lucky soldier)
 
 
 
Best Father's Day gift ever - soldier gets to meet his newborn son. Is someone cutting onions in here?
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(97)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Attn Travellers: While banks are happy to collect billions in fees from you annually; they can't be bothered to issue a credit card that is sure to work in Europe unless you shell out $100/yr for it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In the market for a few stolen credit cards but don't know where to find them? No problem, NPR's got your back
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(39)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Companion dog helps girl testify in NY rape case. How did he treat you? Rough. Can you describe his face? Rough. Is the man in the courtroom? Yip Yip. Let the record show the girl is pointing to the defendant
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what happened to those little bars of half-used soap you leave lying all over your hotel bathroom?
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(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's finally happened, "Fark News reporter" Ric Romero actually publishes a story that is actually helpful and not ruthlessly obvious
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Oh my God. Oh my God. Two guys broke into my house . . . I had to chop one of them up"
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(69)
 
(WQOW)
 
 
 
Huffing aerosol keyboard cleaner in office supply store's parking lot is no way to live your life, nurse
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In Montana, the cause of any given power outage may just be the deer stuck in the power lines...50 feet off the ground
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(44)
 
(Some Berry Picker)
 
 
 
This summer's Bilberry crop is predicted to be better than average. Boo Berry and Dingleberry estimates unavailable
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(44)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Nothing suspicious" found in vehicle that merely closed every road near the Pentagon this morning, according to an FBI official
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(39)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Roads around the Pentagon were closed after officers found a suspicious vehicle and arrested a man they say had al Qaeda-related statements in a backpack containing ammonium nitrate and spent 9mm shells. Otherwise known in DC as - rush hour
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not News: Model suing Estee Lauder because of an ad. Fark: for making her look old by not photoshopping her face
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(62)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Nothing says marital bliss better than a good smack in the face with a peanut butter sandwich
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(27)
 
(KTRH)
 
 
 
Texas Senator has the gall to ask a guy who has lived in the US for 23 years why he doesn't give his testimony in English
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(528)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Problem 1: There are lots of poor people in PA who don't have enough to eat. Problem 2: LaGuardia Airport has lots of geese that are dangerous to airplanes. Hmmmm
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(47)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
C3 H8 O NO
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(31)
 
(Kiplinger.com)
 
 
 
Ten cars that refuse to die. Unlike that piece of junk rusting in your garage that you'll 'get around' to fixing one day
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Greek PM sacrifices finance chief, appoints rival, will answer a riddle and do his mom later in the month
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(20)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
IT'S JUST BEEN REVOKED
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(60)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Welcome to Baltimore Don't tickle the police on the back of the neck. They'll beat you to death with an umbrella
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(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know it's a high-class brawl when you get beaned with a $150 bottle of champagne
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fish-eye lens
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Body of a competitive billiards player found in pond. Tough break
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(71)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In Russia, man shoots wife instead of pig. WHAT A COUNTRY‼
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Weiner has a new job offer. so hustle over to the only person who will give you some flynt to light up
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(108)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
In 5-to-4 vote, SCOTUS rules that juveniles have rights. Sort of
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Biological evidence proves man innocent of rape. Detroit prosecutor ignores evidence, opposes new trial. One-armed man unavailable for comment
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(185)
 
(Nashua Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man charged with using pool as commode expected to use the "Baby Ruth" defense
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(24)
 
(WUSA 9)
 
 
 
Ho-hum: County gov't shuts down kids' lemonade stand. News: County also fines parents $500. Fark: The kids were raising money for pediatric cancer
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(207)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Quiz: Are you ready to escape from prison? Question 1: After escaping, you (c) knock on the door of a cabin where a prison guard is staying, and ask to use the phone
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Psychology professor gives an in-depth explanation detailing why sports fans riot. He could have saved a lot of time and just said "beer"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That guy that lit himself on fire just released his 15 page rant. It's about a guy screwed by the system, Second Set of Books
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(142)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Turn right down boat ramp. Vehicle under water. Recalculating
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(53)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Real-life castaway could be forced out of driftwood shack where he's been living for 26 years. WILSON (w/pics)
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(113)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hot teacher "Deeply embarrassed" that she was caught screwing a 14 year old student. Student deserves a Hero Tag
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(115)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
SWAT sniper shoots wrong woman during standoff. Blames it on (spins wheel) the woman switching clothes during the standoff
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(85)
 


Thu June 16, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this spiral staircase
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(21)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
2 years after they took off, passengers from Air France Flight 447 finally arrive at their destination
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(46)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Julian Assange, who has spent the past six months living on a 600-acre British country estate, complains that he's being treated like "a caged animal"
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(47)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Governor Jerry Brown joins the fracas by landing a haymaker on the State Legislature over their stupid budget. Come quietly to the camps
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(59)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Great Moments in Socialized Medicine #4,901: NHS doctors decide whether to operate on breast tumors based on the patients' age. Before they meet the patients. Don't worry; you'll be fine as long as you're under 50
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(156)
 
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Minnesota Twins security guard tells lesbian couple after kissing at ballgame, "You can't do that here. In this stadium we adhere to the 10 Commandments"
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(197)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Having solved all the suffering of its human population, San Francisco turns it attention to goldfish
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(77)
 
(Funny Or Die)
 
 
 
7 ways that Paul Simon never heard about
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(17)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
High school yearbooks recalled after it's discovered they contain "child pornography". Namely, a picture of a 17 year old trying to feel up his date at a school dance
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(136)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Dear Texas Republican Legislators, kindly go f*ck yourselves. Love, Texas teachers
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(722)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Murder a kid and 3 others and the charge was reduced to obstructing religious freedom? What the hell Texas?
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AND HE'S OFF. CEO running out of his office. CEO rounds turn one to the elevator. HE WENT IN. This is all over, folks
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(41)
 
(cfnews13.com)
 
 
 
Pentagon looking for people to build starship. Starship looking for people to build this city on rock and roll
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(224)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Iran follows long tradition of having monkeys test safety of spacecraft, make policy decisions
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(43)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Today's teacher sex scandal comes to you from Allentown, where our fathers fought the Second World War, and the teachers play community whore
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(36)
 
(mashable.com)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over: Rebecca Black has taken her Friday video off of YouTube
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(174)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Say what you will about Florida, any state that can combine dessert and beer can't be all bad
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(26)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
State legislature takes bold step to ensure public safety by allowing Mercedes drivers to watch TV at 75 miles per hour
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(32)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it couldn't get any sicker: Defense attorney asks Casey Anthony if her brother could be Caylee's father
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(89)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Good: California lawmakers pass a budget plan on time for the first time in 25 years. Bad: Things get all punchy in the process
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(156)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists reporting development of first self-powered nano-device that can transmit data wirelessly over long distances. I made an ashtray once. I think it looked nice
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda publishes "hit list" of 40 Americans. No details as to who's on it, but your mom's not listed, since everyone hit it already
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(79)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Middle school has students complete survey that includes questions like "have you ever had oral sex?" Yes, some people have a problem with it. "You're talking about kids who probably don't even know what oral sex is"
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(134)
 
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
The Obama Administration finally tells the truth on their success of job creation: "We've created more than 2.1 private sector jobs"
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(88)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Local Hooters waitress says her entry into bikini contest will help her toward her goal of becoming an astronaut
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(68)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Snark all you like, but nwarlick got his 2nd greenlight in 2 days
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(495)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA says Cassini spacecraft orbiting Saturn has minor short circuit. NASA became suspicious when the craft kept sending an annoying "WHO IS JOHNNY?" message over and over
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(49)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ring out the bells: Young bearded tits have been spotted at Radipole Lake
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(18)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
9 ridiculous covers for books about Steve Jobs
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(18)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Hey, Greece You've squandered all the money you've ever had, you don't EVAR pay your bills, and you have the lowest credit rating of any country on the planet. So here's 110 billion dollars for free kthxbye
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(111)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you picked Ayman al-Zawahiri as the new al-Qaeda leader, drone target, step up and claim your prize (reach into that box of cracker jacks to find your prize)
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(46)
 
(AM New York)
 
 
 
Legalized beekeeping in New York City leads to swarms of bees. ""There's a perceived danger, but truly, they're docile, friendly and just looking for a home in Nic Cage's eyes"
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man burns outside of courthouse in New Hampshire; Live free or die in a fire
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshp this semi shakedown
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(21)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Your cat may have been a Roman general in a past life. In other news, somehow newspapers are losing money
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(63)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The Running of the Bulls in Barcelona takes a startling new twist
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(38)
 
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Atheists raise funds for vandalized churches. "Word of Sunday night's tagging spread to Pastafarian members with the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster and atheists across the country"
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(224)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
KFC: Buy a HALF-GALLON of soda -- with 800 calories from 56 spoonfuls of sugar -- for $2.99 and a buck goes to Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation
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(204)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After a decrease in bar fights and incidents of drunken violence in every state that allows guns in bars, Ohio decides to join in. Of course some people have a problem with this
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(224)
 
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
You: "I've been working on this cancer drug. Can I have $4.5M?" Texas: "No." You: "But I know Rick Perry, and I've invested $1,000 of my own money." Texas: "Here's your money"
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(38)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
The number "39," which is a synonym for pimp and a mark of shame, is making it hard to sell a car in Afghanistan. Who knew?
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(64)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Duggar family welcomes yet another of their unholy spawn into the world
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(284)
 
(Government Technology)
 
 
 
Did you know we have a national CIO? Well, he quit
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(55)
 
(The Battalion)
 
 
 
You know Texas edumacation policy is farked when it takes a series of articles to explain just how farked it is
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(Google)
 
 
 
A 28-year-old writer self-published a satire "childrens book" titled "Let's Kill All The Belgians: A Child's Guide To Genocide" for his friends. And then the Belgians found out about it
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(104)
 
(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
Court upholds search of man's underpants
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(30)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Top 10 reasons we have so many Top 10 lists. Subby could only feel more meta if it were a slideshow
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(36)
 
(wtae.com)
 
 
 
Wife of MLB player attacked in road rage incident; player watches but is unable to help
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(170)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Weave thieves steal $30 gs then leave. Wait, that doesn't rhyme
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(35)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Kmart plaza had Bluelight Special on controlled detonations
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(13)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today's teacher sex scandal comes from a Catholic high school (+2) in Staten Island (-1) in which a 29-year-old teacher (+2) was allegedly involved with a 16-year-old girl (+seat right there)
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(103)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man urinates in water reservoir, prompts city to dispose of 7.8 million gallons of drinking water at a cost of $36,100; best part: they find dead animals in the water all the time and don't dump it
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(209)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gun beats sword. Sword beats fist. Fist beats mother. Taser beats perp
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(17)
 
(Nerve)
 
 
 
Catholic University is getting rid of co-ed dorms to prevent hook-ups, because no college student ever had sex before 1970
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(44)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Government blowing hundreds of millions on unnecessary gadgets? Can I get a job driving Porsches for the Department of Justice?
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(40)
 
(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
Today's alligator takes a dip in a public pool brought to you by Tampa
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
OTIS to upgrade Empire State Building elevators. So I guess they will be able to spot and kill demons then?
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(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twin sisters compete with each other to be thinner, find the precious
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(173)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nude female scientist dives with Beluga whales in the Arctic (w/pictures of naked scientist)
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(231)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cashier forces robber to buy a pack of gum to open the cash register he is stealing from [video goodness]
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(10)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Let's see: Pope, Berlin, Olympic stadium. Anal Bum Covers? Sorry. What is: Anal Bum Covers?
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(27)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pilot won't pull up plane unless passenger pulls up baggy pants
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(250)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Greece has fallen...again. Will there be anyone to pick up all the broken marble from the statues... again?
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(93)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British nurses are banned from showing cleavage, or their midriff. The real question is why ...WHY???
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(171)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Guess where the man bitten by his "pet" African Puff Ader lives
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(57)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
How often does "Attack on toddler" and "grog pricing debate" appear together in a headline?
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(31)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Inflation means you will pay more this summer
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(21)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
The woods are deep my friend, there's no need to conduct your naked bondage games in view of the super market
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obama is just a couple of rainbows away from keeping all his campaign promises as "unicorns" are back from the brink of extinction
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
If you're going to filch a large trailer that's abandoned on the side of the road, make sure it's not really a deployed law enforcement trailer
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(13)
 
(WLBZ2.com)
 
 
 
Time to play "Who's More Stupid?" The man that paid $120,000 for a 340-ton boulder, or Los Angeles County Museum of Art for paying $1.5 million to display it
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(71)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
David Tyree predicts dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria
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(117)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Adding insult to injury, burglar spray paints messages around the house he broke into. "Ugly couch"
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(15)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
City moves to ban panhandling 6 days a week, except for Sunday so not to end church collection plate round-ups
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(19)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Ohhhhh racism, still alive? Sill alive, that blows my mind. Hey racism *clap clap clap* hey racism *clap clap clap*
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(116)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Prosecution's case left key questions unresolved in Casey Anthony trial. Such as: "Do you want to be the husband, or do you want to be the wife?" And, "Which arm would you prefer we use?"
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(76)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Missing 300 year old bronze church bell found in New Zealand scrap yard. Reverend makes identification after a brief cross examination
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(9)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Company invents a toilet alert system for people in New York City that lets them know when it's safe to flush, sewer alligators are coming
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(11)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Today's example of do-it-yourself home surgery involves a painful finger wart and a 12 bore Beretta shotgun
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(70)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Today's great moments in socialized medicine comes from Sweden, where a woman calls 911, is denied an ambulance four times because she could still talk, later died
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(138)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Man is charged $1 more for a manicure than women are at the same nail salon. Do you: a) act like a man and pay the extra dollar. b) take a dollar out of the tip. c) cry like a little girl and file sex discrimination charges
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(108)
 
(Some Bruin)
 
 
 
It's like that WWII kissing picture, except if you replace it with Vancouver and rioting
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(400)
 
(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Man's response to police after getting busted for driving a stolen vehicle while smoking marijuana: "Man, you guys ruined my buzz"
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(10)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Urine trouble now
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(23)
 
(How about Greenpeace made it up)
 
 
 
Remember a month ago when the IPCC reported that renewable energy could supply 80% of the world's energy needs by mid century? Would you believe that was written from peer reviewed research? Would you believe an intern's tweets?
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(301)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
LulzSec hackers take down CIA. Or, if you care about details: a few kids running simple software that overloads websites gang up on CIA.gov, a site built to handle a moderate amount of traffic. They manage to take it down for a couple minutes
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(115)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
13 reasons to stick with the Pad Thai and not the stink beans. "The beans emit a gaseous sensation that could easily be mistaken for a human fart"
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(38)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Handy legal tip: If you don't want to lose your product liability case, you might want to buy the product first, THEN hire the lawyer
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(23)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not News: Going 85mph on the DC Beltway. Almost news: Crash car. News: While drunk. Fark: While having sex. Total Fark: Being "partially or totally in the backseat at the time" Ultra Fark: There was also another dude in the car
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(56)
 
(Rainbow City)
 
 
 
Photoshop this survey of a striped second section
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Honey, its not my fault I cheated on you, it's genetic
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(148)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Cable companies starting to realize that they've virtually priced themselves out of business as more and more Americans are going the cheaper routes of Netflix and DVD ownership
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(333)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Less than halfway through 2011's "Parents of the Year" competition, we have our winners
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(65)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Google's Les Paul doodle cost the world $268 million. Thanks a lot, Google
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(98)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Thanks Obama for ruining the economy and making little Timmy have to settle for warm water at the school water fountain
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(218)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man who quit college in 1932 graduates at age 99. All his old teachers are gone but he vowed to never lose his faculties
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(42)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 319: "In Deep Shadow". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(149)
 


Wed June 15, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In this corner, we have the challenger wielding an aluminum baseball bat. In this corner, the champion with his trusty chainsaw. Let's get Ready To Ruuuuuuuuumble
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If your Chinese food order is wrong, don't call 911 to fix it
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The newest celebrity plastic surgery craze? Cankle removal
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(47)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Who didn't see that coming? Researchers find altering college classes to allow students to sleep later just encourages them to drink and sleep more
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(25)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Romans Left Us the Colosseum, the Latin Language, and ... Bags of Dung?
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(46)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Dad not impressed when his 10-year-old daughter decides to dress like a Playboy Bunny and jump out of his birthday cake
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(110)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Best. Teacher. EVER
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this brushed bronze
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(15)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Plenty of Fish upset by Alberta government's Plenty of Syph anti-syphilis campaign
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. birth rates down third year in a row because people cannot figure out how babby is afford
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(83)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Union wants mailmen to go postal on terror
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(21)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Caption this water dog
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(46)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Judge to copyright troll: "Your case is a sham. Shut your damn mouth and get out of my court." Copyright © 2011 Go Screw Yourself, Inc
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(54)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ascot ass caught, stole stole
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(36)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Conch smuggler facing up to five years of pound-me-in-the-cloaca prison
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(23)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Woman charged with squeezing boyfriend's testicles so hard that he needed surgery. When asked for comment, man could only reply: ᵒᵘᶜʰ ᵒᵘᶜʰ ᵒᵘᶜʰ ᵒᵘᶜʰ
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(115)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New fault discovered that could collapse dam and flood Reno. EVERYBODY PANI-wait, do we care about Reno?
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(101)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'My husband had to get a girlfriend before he could love me again': How an affair changed one couple's marriage for the BETTER
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(162)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
State of Alaska, which took 3 years to release Palin's emails-on paper only, at $700/copy says it will "investigate" why there are only 5 e-mails included from her first month in office, hopes to have an answer by 2020 or so
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(166)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Duke Nukem's PR threatens punishment for bad reviews
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(338)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New York Bans Smoking In Cars When Kids Are Present, also bans rolling windows down due to exhaust fumes
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(312)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Sale SALE....BIG GIGANTIC SALE ON SEX NOW. Lower prices, BOGO....Free SEX to the first 50 customers through the doors on Saturday. (all sales finals, no rainchecks, no refunds) All purchases come with free STD's....all purchasers come
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(96)
 
(Some Garden State)
 
 
 
Cow farking cop gets a reprieve when lawyer visits great pasture in the sky
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(22)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You're Fox News and you have a great "things are worse than the Great Depression" article all ready to go, except for one pesky paragraph that gives some good news. What to do? Well, check paragraph 8
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(102)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
You may have had one too many if: A.) You wake up and your $4,800 is missing, B.) The person you met online and spent the night with left HIS women's clothes, lingerie, wig and makeup in your bathroom, C.) both of the above
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tulsa church rents local water park. All went well until they started baptizing folks in the wave pool
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(73)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Eating three pounds of anything before an international flight shows questionable judgment, eating three pounds of heroin, on the other hand
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(16)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Glowing whales caught off Japan coast
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(75)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
And you thought the Van der Sloot story couldn't get any better: Van der Sloot knocks up his still-living girlfriend who brings him candy and does his cell chores
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is why we shouldn't have them on stamps, clearly they don't like it
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(17)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man puts a can of gasoline inside his van, lights up a cigarette, goes BOOM, and rolls into the fire station driveway for the ta-da
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(22)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Good news on the global warming front: you're going to freeze to death
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(278)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this too-tall twosome
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(17)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
What do you do with 700,000 tons of tsunami wreckage? I'm no expert, but maybe build a sea-wall out of it?
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(44)
 
(KFOR)
 
 
 
Not News: Man goes missing. News: Has mental disabilities. Fark: Has multiple personalities, an extreme fear of men and was wearing fake breasts
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(23)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Russia seizes animal parts being smuggled into China. Including elk lips, bear paws, and woolly mammoth tusks. ...Wait, what??
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(34)
 
(Boston Channel)
 
 
 
I'm very sorry to hear that your wife has cancer but, were trying to run a business here and you taking time off to care for her is just too disruptive, so you're fired
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(290)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
85% of Swedish Church members don't believe in Jesus Christ, just show up for the communion wine and the cookies
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(93)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Researchers at John Hopkins School of Medicine say magic mushrooms could have medical stardust ponies farting rainbows through the sky as they fly past the melty moonbeams of eternity
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(94)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nosotros que están a punto de morir saludo usted
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(125)
 
(Government Technology)
 
 
 
Google to take over email for NOAA. If my suspicion is correct, there can be no response to this
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fire at building reaches medical marijuana growing operation. Teams of firefighters battle flames with gradually diminishing attention spans, find fire hoses suddenly hilarious, call for backup pizza
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(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When visiting New York city there are tons of things to do like shopping in Manhattan, visiting the Statue of Liberty, seeing a show on Broadway, camping at the national park in Brooklyn, wait, what was that last one again?
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(49)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Rutgers Board of Governors decides to literally wall themselves off from the public. Next up: a moat with sharks
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(20)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Snap, crackle, poop
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(30)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Greek police use tear gas to battle angry crowd armed with....yogurt
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(41)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Lesson No. 1 when trying to win hearts and minds in a war zone ... avoid scrawling the title lyrics of the Misfits' "Mommy, Can I Go Out & Kill Tonight?" on your helmet. Lesson No. 2: Duck
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(105)
 
(Some Cookie Monster)
 
 
 
A question that has plagued us all since childhood is finally answered. Who made that Oreo emboss?
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(63)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
The drought is so severe in Florida, homes there are being invaded by scorpions, cockroaches, ants, spiders, palmetto bugs, opossums, and raccoons all searching for water
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(119)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You want to drum up publicity for your book, "The Illuminati Code Cracked." Do you: C) Run onto the field at Yankee Stadium and try to tackle A-Rod
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(30)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Goldilocks intruder found beer to be just the right temperature
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(6)
 
(Down Goes Brown)
 
 
 
A detailed look back at Game 7 of the Stanley Cup playoffs, which due to a scheduling error had to be published 12 hours early
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(65)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
34 photos of DIY Weapons of the Lesbian Rebels, including multiple rocket launcher jubblies. (Not a slideshow)
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(241)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Next health hazard: hackable medical implants. "I sped Granny's heart up 4 da lulz"
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(47)
 
(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
Neighborhood up in arms after finding out that heroin dealer used food stamps. Not so upset about the whole heroin thing
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(86)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In a clear case of, "We had no idea bin Laden was in our country", Pakistan arrests the CIA informants who told the US where he was hiding
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(193)
 
(Some bikini chick)
 
 
 
What could possibly be better than chicks in bikinis shooting laser guns at each other?
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(741)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
It may be a cheaper way to ship a new car, but the police may have a slight problem with it
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(38)
 
(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
Sweeney Todd 2: Electric Boogaloo
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Congress would like to know whose idea it was to have the ATF sell weapons to the Mexican drug cartel
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(165)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
According to this, PBR has been around for 2500 years and is French. Hipsters surrender
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(172)
 
(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
Throwing pancakes, punches, then claiming victims offered money for BJs are no ways to get out of assault arrest, young lady
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(38)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Today's student-teacher sex scandal comes to us from face-Palmdale, California
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(88)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this look through rose-colored glasses
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(24)
 
(NDTV)
 
 
 
Guy arrested for for collecting schoolgirls' saliva. "He has done so habitually to satisfy his sexual desire"
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(75)
 
(FOX Charlotte)
 
 
 
Lip-syncing your favorite song on YouTube? That's five years in prison
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(229)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Woman's body found in PNG leader's home. JPG, GIF, and TIFF leaders' call for investigation
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(59)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Climbers tie the knot on top of a mountain. Whew... thank goodness they decided NOT to take the plunge
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Men more likely to avoid doctor visits to appear tough. Article includes 10 symptoms that you other pansies should go see a doctor about
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(179)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
More high school seniors report recreational use of tranquilizers or prescription narcotics, like OxyContin and Vicodin, than heroin and cocaine combined
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(137)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Injured hawk from popular webcam Raptor Cam gets rescued by Officer Cage Byrd (yes that's really his name)
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(31)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy going with greens
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(21)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Public schools may discipline pupils for their online speech spoken off-campus, a federal appeals court ruled
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(98)
 


Tue June 14, 2011
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Here's a great way to ask for a home invasion by armed robbers: Get on Facebook and brag about winning a bunch of money in a civil court proceeding
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(38)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good news: climate change may have a self-correcting mechanism. Bad news: we're all gonna die
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(127)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Not news: Daughter stabs man threatening to kill her mother. News: Daughter is 9. WTF: Not the first time she's had to do it
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(108)
 
(MPR)
 
 
 
Flight crew: Sir, you can't touch the paramedic, Perv: It's my plane and she should be wearing an easy access shirt
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(81)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
How else would a drunken steamroller ride end?
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(55)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Iran accelerates upgrade of Photoshop software
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(98)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Just so I understand, what you're saying is that an investment opportunity that guarantees to quintuple your money within 60 days might *not* be on the up-and-up?
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(18)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to shoplift a pregnancy test and use it in the store, at least use the women's restroom
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(50)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop
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(28)
 
(Some Tired Guy)
 
 
 
Good news: Marital arguments are your wife's fault. Bad news: This fact will not help you actually win any of those arguments
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(134)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Juror contacts defendant during trial via Facebook, probably will spend more time in jail than defendant
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(99)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bible verse John and John: 6.9. "there shall be no running, no diving, no peeing, and no gays in my swimming pool", thus sayeth the lord
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(309)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The wheels of justice grind slow but they grind exceedingly fine: Federal grand jury considering indicting CIA agents for war crimes committed at Abu Gharib
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(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What do you call driving, texting and corralling a cat? Not really sure but it caused $100,000 in damages and a reckless drive charge for a 17 year-old
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(62)
 
(koco.com)
 
 
 
You will know him by the trail of corn dogs. Bonus: Best perp quote of the week
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(27)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pair of pink pilgrims
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(28)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
On second thought, maybe it's not a good idea to let Barry Bonds' personal trainer coach a youth baseball team
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(15)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Certainly someone on the production crew must have considered what the abbreviation of The World According To Paris would be
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"...we know it's being interpreted as disrespectful, and for that I'm sorry." Not sorry that it was disrespectful, just that it was interpreted that way
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(268)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
When driving cocaine and fruit over the border into the US, at least put the coke under the fruit
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(34)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Where did all the women come from? Notes from the Toronto Fark Party and some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week 6/5 - 6/11
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(32)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Most women are okay with how they look in swimsuits. One notable dissenter was quoted as saying, "ACK"
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(203)
 
(Broken Secrets)
 
 
 
Starbucks was almost named Pequod, but one of the original owners wasn't high enough to go along with it
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(57)
 
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
New study shows that women who've had enough sex to know what good sex is are the most likely to divorce you, go look for more good sex
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(119)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Superfluous": exceeding what is sufficient or necessary. "Of": a word Judge John G. Roberts felt the need to define in a Supreme Court decision. "Fail": See "Of"
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