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Sun June 05, 2011
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(abclocal.go.com)
 
 
 
Breaking into your neighbor's home by punching a hole in the window and sticking your face through like Jack Nicholson in the Shining, while barefoot and drunk is no way to go through life, officer
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Daughter and her little man in a boatload of trouble
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Having solved all of its other problems, the Michigan Department of Natural Resources would like the public's help in finding whoever illegally reopened one of the campgrounds they closed in 2009
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(106)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Five great British things the Americans improved
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(217)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Today's manufactured outrage, courtesy of Fort Worth, TX and the removal of the word "public" from the library's title
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(107)
 
(The Republic)
 
 
 
Daughter of victim: "I could never hate [Loughner]. And to me, he is as much a victim as I am, or as my mom, because society failed him. They knew that he needed help, and he never got it"
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(301)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Royal couple cancels meeting with Arnold Schwarzenegger. They'll be back
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Poll finds Americans angry about pretty much everything
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(226)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this discarded doll
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(58)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
A list of the 10 easiest ways to waste your time on the internet. #11 is clicking this link
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(140)
 
(Damn, I Missed It This Year)
 
 
 
Right-wing Christians flee banners over Disney World warning of 'Gay Day'
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(616)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Are the rich really better than the rest of us?
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(238)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
Ain't no birthday party like a Facebook birthday party, cuz a Facebook birthday party don't stop until 1,500 guests and 100 police officers show up and the birthday girl flees
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(39)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ugly ass bear cub *really* loves the family dog (OMM NOM NOM)
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(53)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
More Americans are asking, who runs Bartertown?
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(261)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Ticket to prom elates homless girl. That elation lasted right up until the night was over and she had to go.... home?
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(84)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
God works in mysterious ways. Like having people believe in Bible verses that don't exist
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(345)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Camping goes high tech with wireless internet and cable TV provided to defeat the purpose entirely
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(127)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Police must pay $25,000 for beating old man to correct bad attitude. Beating cops with bad attitudes continues to be a capital offense
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(107)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Rodents of unusual size? Be damned, they DO exist (with pic)
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(91)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Yemenis yump for yoy
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(39)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
9-year-old boy becomes the youngest solo hot-air balloonist in the time it takes you to get ready for the gym
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(32)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Chain smoking can lead to problems with ash building up. More so if it's a chain of volcanoes
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Garbage truck driver shocked, SHOCKED to discover his truck was a mobile incinerator
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hot female combat fighter pilot who flew missions over Iraq and Afghanistan is tragically not single
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(158)
 
(Some Guys)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hutong happening
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(33)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't show up drunk to your 6th DUI court appearance. Insane: Last DUI the BAC was .30
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(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The scariest bouncy castle catastrophe you'll see all day
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(99)
 
(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
British travel agency says average woman packs ten pairs of underwear for a one week trip. The average man packs three, including the two pair for emergency
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
School names gym after guy who spent the most time on the court. The janitor
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(32)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Female flasher escapes arrest because the police can't prove if she was aroused by it. So, good tip, if you're gonna flash ya junk be real nonchalant about it. With kinda Not safe for work pic
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(80)
 
(Beatcalls)
 
 
 
Coffee beans spilled on highway after truck overturns. Traffic grinds to a halt as tie-up causes latte problems
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(15)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"I laugh when police officers get shot" and other fun things not to say when you get pulled over
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(102)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Trump says that house near his new golf course is ugly, hires contractors to put fence and trees around it and then proceeds to send owner a bill for it
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(81)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Alcoholics Anonymous kicks out atheists. "You need to believe in something higher than yourself. Our self got us drunk"
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(491)
 
(CBSSacramento.com)
 
 
 
School Application: "Has applicant received TB vaccine? [√ ]Yes [ ]No; Did applicant slide out of your vagina or get cut out with a knife? [ ]Vagina [ ]C-Section"
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(173)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Great news: as the fire at a Russian military depot hits its third day, the number of explosions caused by shells cooking off is down to about 4-5 a minute instead of 40
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(62)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop Swansea manager Brendan Rodgers and his happy team
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(18)
 


Sat June 04, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
High school class of 1936 celebrates its 75th anniversary. All four of them
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(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No e-smoke, but some e-workplaces and e-localities are e-banning e-cigs anyway. Still no e-cure for -esticking e in front of e-everything
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(289)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
30 years ago today, the CDC recognized the first five cases of what would come to be known as AIDS. One harrowing, poignant, haunting photograph became the symbol of the plague. Brace yourself
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(555)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canadian PM Harper has a new cat and wants the internet to name it. Politics and Caturday, together at last (VE)
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(196)
 
(Snooze on 6)
 
 
 
Man run over by own van as he pushes it downhill. You're doing it wrong -- and you sound flat
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(51)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Beetle larva kebab? That'll be £1350, please
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(47)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Just to put a cap on its history, the shuttle Endeavor alerts a woman to car thieves as its final in-flight trick
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(76)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Convicted hit-and-run driver gets two years house arrest at luxury condo
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(94)
 
(Sioux City Journal)
 
 
 
After receiving several calls of 'a dumb idea' in progress, police arrest a man for floating down the flooded Missouri River in a kiddie pool. Indeed, alcohol was a factor. Article includes a Kelsey Grammer lookalike mugshot
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(74)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Pie is un-American," says obviously commie pinko America-hating "journalist" at Slate, may he drown in a pile of cherry pie filling
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(215)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this plank
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lulz Security, hackers of PBS and Sony BMG, now targeting Gov. agency least equiped to defend themselves from cyberattack, the FBI
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(117)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
France bans the words "Facebook" and "Twitter" from being uttered on TV and radio broadcasts. @Sarkozy: #thisisbullshiat
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(175)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Japan holds 6th annual Super Cool Biz fashion show to encourage workers to ditch suits and dress down for summer, advises male salarymen to wear tight pedal pushers or carry a fan
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(33)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
NOT NEWS: Gas stations near OIA are the highest-priced in the US. NEWS: Stations suing Orlando over new law requiring them to display prices on roadside signs. FARK: Owners claim "...we're practically a charitable organization"
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(182)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Giving a new definition to the word "shameless" the parent company of KFC and Taco Bell is lobbying KY to allow food stamps to be used in their fine restuarants. You know, to help those poor people who have trouble cooking
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(462)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Who did Nazi the Smurfs in this light?
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(94)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and Internet access
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(48)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Virgin air crew arrested for screwing passenger
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(50)
 
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to take the time to cut a hole in the wall of a store to steal beer, take more than a 12-pack
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(17)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Woman dies from drinking 10L of Coke a day. So naturally, her husband issues death threats to Coke staff
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(238)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
KY couple deny they hurt their baby by leaving him in a hot car while they went drinking in a strip club, but both complained about how hot the police car was on their ride to the station
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(80)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in China, a zoo performs a tiger escape drill by chasing a man in a Tigger suit. Yes, there's a photo
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Come for the home brewed brandy, stay for the "Happy Cemetery" (with a vaguely not safe for work tombstone, if you work in a very repressed office)
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(21)
 
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
10-year-old boy learns that you can click it and still get a ticket. New Fark needs a Texas tag
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(213)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tired to tears of toiling with untenable toll of taxing treatment to tread trash? Try transitioning toward tried and true technique touted to tender total take to towering top
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hottie female teacher pleads guilty in sex scandal case. Oh yeah, there are pics
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(210)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pop Quiz hotshot. You're a hypnotist and have just put three people to sleep when you knock yourself out. What do you do?
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(50)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
What is sure to become a recurring event, possible successor to Osama Bin Laden killed. Better get used to it
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(68)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Middle school teacher suspended with pay so she can afford to keep buying gifts for her teenage boyfriends (with "yeah, you'd hit it" video)
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(36)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Charlie the cat, missing for more than three months, is found 400 miles away from home just in time for Caturday
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(1190)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After Bank of America wrongly tried to foreclose on their home, a couple takes two deputies and attempts to seize property from bank
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(144)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Waving goodbye as your son boards the yellow bus each day is no way to go through life, dad. Your 10th grade son, and you in a costume. A different costume each and every day. With pics. Mermaid, really?
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(86)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Motorcycle cop injured after funeral for motorcycle cop killed taking part in funeral for motorcycle cop
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(37)
 
(Some Cones)
 
 
 
Photoshop this soft serve selection
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(31)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Diabetic woman is shocked after finding sugar in her coffee
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(101)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
To raise money for her mortgage, Octomom to host combination bikini car wash and guess how many stretch marks contest
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(91)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Little Leaguer killed when pitch hits chest. Boy's parents, boy, heartbroken
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(191)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
If you tore the heads off eighty-four pigeons, Police would like to know WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
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(71)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme doughnuts become the UK's newest fast food sensation, with Brits doing the American thing and spending 2 hours in line to buy a bloody doughnut
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(140)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby dolphin born at Chicago aquarium. See, captive breeding DOES have a porpoise
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ransom note for stolen Maine highway sign left at Stephen King's radio station
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man being chased by cops attempts to eat meth. The real story here is the lack of photo manipulation skillz by the graphics department
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(119)
 


Fri June 03, 2011
(Some Kilted Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hammer throw at the Highland Games
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(33)
 
(Some Dog)
 
 
 
Let us salute one of history's great babysitters, the Pitbull. That's right tough guy: you've got a Nanny Dog
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(324)
 
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Man pays $25 doctor bill with 2,500 pennies, gets a ticket from police for Disorderly Conduct. Wonder how he'll pay that fine?
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(104)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Elementary school principal accused of putting a camera in the boys' bathroom. You submitted this with a caught sayof
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(42)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Ohio considers boosting alcohol limit of beer to 18 percent, thereby helping citizens cope with reality of living in Ohio
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(117)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I can see why the college decided to ban half-naked half-hour"
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(45)
 
(Richmond Times-Dispatch)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve Bank flies a rainbow flag honoring gay rights below the American flag outside of the building. Of course someone has a problem with this
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(309)
 
(Albany Times Union)
 
 
 
Two police officers learn the hard way not to bring a horse to a fistfight
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering, the Middle-East is still in chaos
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(83)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Oh, so that's why they call it "hump day"
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your car is worth half what you paid for it once you drive it off the lot. Less if the interior is covered in blood
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(57)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Headline: "$110 loan followed by 20 years of slavery". Surprisingly, this is not the GOP's 2011 revised budget
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(123)
 
(cfnews13.com)
 
 
 
College buys PBS station. So... nothing but reruns of Monty Python's Flying Circus and Mystery Science Theater 3000?
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(161)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Could a damaged extension cord start a porch fire? Frayed so
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(27)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Sure you clicked a lot of stories this week, but how many of them did you actually read? Really? Prove it
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Defense witness takes the stand in a murder trial. News: Prosecutor says that the defense witness is a "whore." Fark: Defense witness is a psychiatrist
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(41)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
It was a wicked twistah: Tornado that ripped through Springfield, MA rated at EF-3 scale with 135mph winds
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(89)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Fark: The Children's book. Difficulty:Each post counts as a page
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(70)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
You should always take a beer with you when you rob a bank, because even if a dye pack explodes and covers you with red dye, hey, at least you'll still have a beer to drink
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(14)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
EPA gives $1.29 million to China through "Methane Outreach Program." Why? Your gas is as good as mine
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Forget teen drinking, a Chicago suburb wants to remind everyone of the dangers of balloons this graduation season
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jenna Jameson sued for faking it
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(101)
 
(wgntv.com)
 
 
 
Two trains play chicken. Neither one gets out of the way
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(48)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Q: How does a teen who went missing from the Atlanta airport end up living in the woods hours away a week later? A: he's Canadian
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(115)
 
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Ever get so mad at your brother-in-law that you burned down your own house?
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The latest target of right-wing outrage: Accountable Care Organizations- medical plans designed to help the 5% of Medicaid recipients who are responsible for 50% of its costs get better and cheaper care by better coordinating services
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(98)
 
(ACLU.org)
 
 
 
ACLU launches month-long 40th anniversary campaign against Nixon's declaration of "War on Drugs". Tag is for idiots who think that we're winning
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(208)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida teacher that punched student in face won't be charged because the little farker had it coming
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(340)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
"Noxious smell plagues south side homeless shelter"
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(34)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Man with slim-to-no chance of ever living this one down calls police after kitten bites him
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(160)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Whenever we hear a call for XX miles per gallon by 2025, we repeat the mantra 'let the process work!'" The process would have left you bankrupt, toots
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(359)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good news: Conservation efforts have brought an endangered species back from the brink of extinction. Bad news: A species of giant, carnivorous, hermaphroditic snails
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(76)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
New gun superstore features ammo displays, shooting range...and a deli
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(171)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mocking the judge while at the same time asking for special considerations from him is no way to go through life, old man
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(14)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Somebody just can't come into your home and say you're unfit and take your baby away," according to woman living in cave
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(88)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
ARF MOR CHIKIN
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(28)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
To show our appreciation to you for keeping your bank account with us for nearly 100 years we want to give you this, uh, 2011 calendar and, ummmm, this foam thing with our logo on it, and, oh, this calendar...oh yeah, ummm, congratulations
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(34)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Jack Daniels just got even lamer
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(227)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coming out of nowhere with a 5-0 record and a 2.33 ERA, Texas Rangers pitcher Alexi Ogando is baseball's feel good story of the year...if you look past the fact that he spent 5 years in jail for participating in a human slavery ring
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(79)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Students lock six chickens in social studies classroom. Survivor to begin teaching in September (Chicken prank trifecta in play)
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
West Point cadet standing too close to Patti LaBelle's luggage? That's: (a) a severe beating (b) a lawsuit (c) youtube video (d) all of the above
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(295)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The number of households in Britain where no one has ever had a job doubled between 1997 and 2010. Here in the US we call them People of Walmart
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(81)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pants on the ground? No bus for you, not yours
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(71)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
PA liquor control board really cares about its customers. No, really, why are you laughing? Stop laughing
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(132)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Missouri closes two beaches for high bacteria, roided-out protozoa
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(12)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sextuplets born in Philly. Hehe, you said sex
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(37)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Moon-shaped man pulling in votes to be the next top model with his own gravity field
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(54)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The number of self-identified racists drops to 39%, the lowest number since November of 2009
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Iran expands electronic surveillance of its citizens with secret interpretations of misleadingly-named security law. Did I say Iran?
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Prison guards will let nothing get in between them and keeping the jail free from weapons - and yes, those Double Ds count as weapons so please remove the bra
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(273)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
Thailand calls for ban on obnoxious tattoos for tourists
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(60)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Krugman predicts the coming double-dip recession he'll inevitably be blamed for by people who don't actually read his column
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Thousands dead and one woman injured in graveyard by falling tombstone during 'extracurricular activities.'
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If the sound of a soldier's clanging balls of steel is interrupting your bank robbery, don't threaten his kids
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Guy who thinks he's Danny Trejo goes to collect money, machete in hand. Reconsiders when he comes across someone who thinks he's Dick Cheney
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Having a bad day? Well, at least a machine hasn't dragged you through a 5-inch wide hole
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Dr. Dead
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(370)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
It goes without saying that you should always be wary of infected beavers
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this static wave
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(23)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Asshat judge sides with asshat student against asshat school over asshat prayers. Yeah, ten-gallon Texas asshats
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(237)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Voced teachers "surgically" laid off in fields where occupations no longer exist. For example, computer repair and criminal justice, because everybody uses Linux and nobody breaks the law
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Decide who was the horse groomer and who was the horse. Join the Friday Photo Fun at TSG Contest ends 6pm EST
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Caption these King Penguins discussing whatever penguins discuss
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(72)
 
(Some Chicken Lover)
 
 
 
Cocky students arrested after being egged on into a senior prank involving rooster, expect to be henpecked by faculty
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(18)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
MI6 hacks into al-Qaeda online magazine, replaces bomb-making instructions with Ellen DeGeneres' cupcake recipe. Report any suspicious pastries to your nearest bakery
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A woman who stuffed stolen items up her skirt had trouble walking out of the store. The fact the items included a safe might explain a lot of why she couldn't walk
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(29)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: Coffee helps prevent prostate cancer. Unfortunately, it also causes bowel cancer
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Retired couple uncover the hidden caveat of a bucket-list
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bank issues motherfarking forclosure on motherfarking house full of motherfarking snakes
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(18)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
"I Meh New York"
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(274)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Terrorist hoisted by his own petard
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(114)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
It's official: Airlines are one step closer to becoming the NYC subway system
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(52)
 
(Some Perfect Moment)
 
 
 
Photoshop this surreal landscape of Namibia's Dead Vlei
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(37)
 


Thu June 02, 2011
(USGS)
 
 
 
Aww jeez, not this shiat again
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(97)
 
(Nerve)
 
 
 
Not sleeping much? There goes your sex life. Or maybe that happened when you started Farking
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(28)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man says he lit massive wildfires in Arizona as a duty to god. God what an asshole
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(62)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Company offers job with a year's supply of beer. With helpful pic of expected dress code
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(39)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Blago wanted Senate seat so he could personally hunt down Bin Laden
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(54)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
NYC hipsters either angry or apathetic that they're about to lose their palindromic 11211 zip code
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(153)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a move to be celebrated in bars everywhere, Customs Agents seize 1,900 karaoke machines
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Incident with crazy glue gets man stuck in jail
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(24)
 
(Some SEC Reader)
 
 
 
Sachs and Stanley just got the best Groupon deal ever. Shares for $.0001 each
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(76)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
In Florida it is illegal to feed homeless people
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(225)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Long Island teen killed after falling into Long Island
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(53)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
"I hereby request that these unconstitutional spying devices installed by the communist-led KGB proletariat in Gulf Breeze be removed"
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(77)
 
(Some Guy, Eh?)
 
 
 
It's an age-old rule, don't pick up hitchhikers. They could be serial killers, or worse yet, Bono
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(113)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Meet the U.S. Navy's real seals (and dolphins)
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(19)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
At 492 stories, the turbines at this newly approved Connecticut wind farm will be the tallest structures ever built. Or the paper got it wrong. Either one
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(108)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Mutant blue delicious lobster caught in Nova Scotia
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(99)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: A new way to cook
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Curators now are trying to figure out how to display a hot dog sign in a motorcycle museum"
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(16)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
California court sentences Phillip Garrido to 431 years in prison for abducting, raping Jaycee Lee Dugard. Expected to be up for parole next week
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(135)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
In Illinois, gays can't marry but can now get a separate license that will make them equal
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(135)
 
(Some)
 
 
 
Alzheimer's damage may begin at a young age and could begin at a young age
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(60)
 
(Some donor)
 
 
 
If you think an iPad 2 costs an arm and a leg, take heart; all it takes is a kidney
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(31)
 
(USA Today)
 
NewsFlash
 
3-10 people shot in Yuma
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(194)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Department of Education to for-profit colleges: if your students keep defaulting on student loans, we'll shut you down
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(137)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Breast-feeding protest attendance sags, lacks support, and is mostly a bust
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(80)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Woman loses game of rock, paper, lawnmower against Georgia DOT
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(99)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The tiny soaps are free, but the body under the bed will cost you extra
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder linked to smoking, substance abuse linked to attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder
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(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man pleads guilty to defrauding government of $300k given to him for: (a) climate research (b) cancer research (c) drinking cups
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(30)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Grumpy old man locks church bell ringers in the tower over the noise. He could have just used the the Number 14-St. Joseph-the-Somewhat- Divine-on-the-Hill ballistic missile
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(52)
 
(wpix.com)
 
 
 
It's not the heat, it's the humidity... and the subway train
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(48)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oh God. The penguins have conquered South Georgia, Atlanta to be next
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(64)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Should you use the Heimlich maneuver on drowning victims? In one corner, the inventor, Dr. Henry Heimlich. In the other corner, the entire international medical establishment
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(79)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
REMINDER: Toronto / Great Lakes Fark Party June 11 - Come have a brew with Drew (LGT last thread)
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(35)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If ever there was a calling for the power of FARK: Make this man Britian's new sexy clothing model (with smashing sexy pic)
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(110)
 
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Stocking an at-home bar doesn't have to be expensive: The five best cheap bottles of booze
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(269)
 
(KCCI)
 
 
 
Man says he was assaulted over a case of mistaken identity; strib club patrons believed that he and the stripper giving him a lap dance were really police informants
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(18)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN explores whether we should all try to be like Mark Zuckerberg and only eat what we kill
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(119)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: Man beaten by Phoenix cops, accused of assault and running away. Fark: Man is paralyzed with Polio
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(225)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Online argument occuring over XBox Live results in one man tricking a SWAT team into storming the other man's home. Video game arguments are serious business
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(69)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Human heads in baggage lost by Southwest Airlines last year will now be cremated. Noggin, noggin, not gonna work here anymore, anyway
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(16)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida woman bites neighbor at child's drunken birthday bash. Perp was easily identified, "since the other folks that were present either had no teeth at all or only a few"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sovereign Citizen who refuses to pay taxes decides to send fake anthrax to the IRS instead
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(286)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
5 unhelpful people you meet in every hospital
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(137)
 
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Rugby teams face off in prom dresses
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(14)
 
(700 WLW)
 
 
 
"The suspect is described as a white male, with bug eyes and buck teeth." With...creative artist rendering
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(69)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Fun fact of the day: The combined unfunded liability of Social Security and Medicare has reached nearly $107 trillion. That hot cocoa sampler box is going to be the best part of your retirement
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ratko Mladic's lawyer says accused war criminal "has" cancer, rather than "is a"
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(55)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Ewww that smell. Can't you smell that smell?
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(149)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ohio's Republican Speaker of the House says his Twitter account was hacked with (a) naked pictures (b) bank records (c) support for Democrats (with LOLing picture of the Speaker)
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(45)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Quantitative Easing 2: Economic Boogaloo" was a bust
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(219)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shep Smith: I didn't cover Sarah Palin's bus tour because it's not news
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(144)
 
(PNJ)
 
 
 
Out of crawfish? This calls for a shootin' rampage
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(40)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
D.C. homicide commander has waited 16 years for mysterious caller to call back. AT&T probably to blame
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(33)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
This is the story of US soldiers who risked their lives, and violated military procedure, to take a live RPG round out of their comrade's body. Earth's axis shifted that day from the weight of their brass balls
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(135)
 
(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
Alligators rescued in Phoenix loaded up on Southwest Airlines and flying to Florida. What could possibly go wrong?
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(29)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fifteen more killed in oiless Syria
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(40)
 
(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Fingerprint fiasco costs quadriplegic a job
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(22)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Old man upset that a 27 year old lesbian model sends him "X-rated photos" of herself. Don't complain you lucky bastard, we're all jealous
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(76)
 
(Some Guy That Was Left Behind)
 
 
 
Looks like the doomsday prophet profited after all
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(66)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Rugrats, Sponge-Bob, Bambi, porn. The Netflix algorithm needs some work
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
College senior prohibited from graduating because of comments he made on Facebook politely encouraging students to show up at a campus meeting and disagree with the school administration's policy
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(55)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Cigarette labels are getting more morbid than ever. "The surgeon general hopes you drop dead tomorrow, you idiot"
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Monkey accused of witchcraft burned alive by South African mob. Wait, what?
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(66)
 
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Independence Police kill elusive Missouri concrete alligator
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(41)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Downtown's only four-diamond accommodations that are close to the urine-stained sidewalks, cardboard boxes and sleeping bags that business and leisure travelers alike require during their stay
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(13)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Three men all butthurt over being disqualified from the 2008 Gay Softball World Series. In other news there's a Gay World Series?
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(62)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Newspaper writes story about state budget battle. No one cares, since they are all looking at the awesome stock "photo" attached to the article
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Italian authorities foil smuggler's attempt to send to North Korea a shipment of..tap shoes? really? WTF North Korea?
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(28)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Deadly E. coli outbreak in Europe is from a new, mutant strain that probably originated in animals. Bird flu looks on in jealousy
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(13)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Weiner asks security firm to take a hard look at his junk, er, hacked account. Article riddled with innuendo and a bonus uncut weiner video
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(128)
 
(Fosters.com)
 
 
 
New Hampshire police arrest man from the 5th dimension. This is the dawning of the age of ridiculous. Let the dumb shine in
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Cartoon characters on their day off
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(41)
 
(Some Saudi Awabian)
 
 
 
What's so funny about Akbar Zeb? I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Pakistan called Akbar Zeb
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(32)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hey guys, the end of the world is actually coming on July 12, 2012. For just $10, you can receive the explanation as to how we got that date and what you can do to save yourself. I'll be over here in my mansion waiting
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(50)
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Someone was just a LITTLE too eager to get that money out of the ATM
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(33)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Police say meat in man's shorts worth $11.13. His better half might dispute that, even if he did leave it on a roof in Florida
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(14)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Swedish tourist skateboards into one of Melbourne's busiest thoroughfares, the Burnley Tunnel. Sadly, he escapes with his life (with video footage)
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(30)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Worms from hell identified. Still nothing compared to your mom's crabs
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(37)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Dumpster diving coach arrested for teaching teens how to cook what they find
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(14)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Those days of coming home from a short vacation and finding the water-logged brick that was a phone book sitting on your porch may be about to vanish for good
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(96)
 
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
So putting 12 embryos in a crazy woman who has six children and no visible means of support is bad? Who knew?
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(96)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're an online sexual predator, and you're trying to hide your identity, you should probably call yourself something other than "The Delightful Deviant"
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(32)
 
(Bzzzzzzzzz)
 
 
 
"Research says mosquitoes are more attracted to someone who is drinking beer, but scientists are not sure why"
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(31)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Motorist asshole harasses other motorist asshole with hilari-ass results
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(120)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Osama bin Laden was denied entry in to heaven and lost his 72 virgins because he was killed by bullet coated with pig fat
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(177)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
China denies claims of hacking Gmail to spy on US officials, submitter's BIE folder
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(115)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Schools starting to realize that one size fits all zero tolerance policies with lengthy suspensions and ousters for such mistakes as carrying toy guns or Advil to school need to be rethought
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(83)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their reenactment of the pony express, unless there's a herpes outbreak with the horses
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(11)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cat rescued from tree in Brooklyn. The NY Post is there
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(23)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sunday's Peruvian election expecting a voter turnout so heavy, major traffic problems are excepted in A) Lima, B) Arequipa, or C) Falls Church, Virgina
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(72)
 
(970 WFLA)
 
 
 
Judge blames "Irish Temper" for courtroom outbursts... What, you wanna fight about it?
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(14)
 
(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
Convenience store clerk, 50, arrested for selling smokeless cigarettes to teen boys after they let him spank them
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(21)
 
(OC Weekly)
 
 
 
For twenty-four hours, a group of teenagers sat inside a Denny's to take advantage of their All-You-Can-Eat Pancake Promotion. Hey, as long as they didn't leave it's fair game
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(107)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Old and busted: getting drunk at your sister's wedding. The new hotness: hitting your pregnant sister in the mouth with a wrench at her wedding
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(35)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
, the War on Drugs has
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(261)
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
When you're passed out in your own vomit and the police taze you five times then hit you with pepper spray, you might want to turn yourself in before they turn loose the dog
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dangerous descent
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(32)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
A German court rules that the phrase "kiss my arse" is insulting. Germany, I have only one thing to say about that, "FFFFFFUUUUUUU"
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(53)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scoff all you want, but you better get ready for the second coming of Noah
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(141)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
A Russian man buries himself alive so he would have good luck for the rest of his life. Well, that didn't take long
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(43)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Mom of the Year contestant leaves her toddler alone in a car with her dead friend while she passes out in a gas station bathroom
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(68)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Protip: when you're wrapping an end of the school year gift for your child's teacher, first make sure there isn't a loaded gun in the box
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(26)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 317: "Urban Art" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(210)
 


Wed June 01, 2011
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
New investigation reveals that 1 in 5 Iowans issued a gun permit have a criminal record. Yeah, that conceal-carry law was a GREAT idea
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(258)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Some eighth graders take a field trip to Hooters. And surprisingly no one has a problem with this
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(80)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists now claim that in prehistoric times women were the boss. Wilma and Betty nod in agreement
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(207)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's teacher / student sex scandal is sponsored by freckles
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(114)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Pro geo-caching tip: Don't leave any clues suspended by fishing line above a train track with commuter trains
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Best Korea rated among Happiest Place on Earth, and USA is ranked dead last. Guess who prepared the study? GUESS NOW COMRADE
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(120)
 
(Some north shore rag)
 
 
 
Parents sue school when their precious snowflake is barred from graduation ceremony for printing porn from school computer. They should be proud he actually learned a useful life skill in school
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(65)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We spent six years of research on why women have sex. We compiled 237 reasons. Duty sex. Revenge sex. Pity sex. Bored sex. Of the 237 reasons why women have sex, not one was looking at a man's genitals
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(370)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Hey dumbass, that door won't open midflight, and five other myths of flying
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(77)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tornado hits Springfield, Massachusetts...wait, what?
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(169)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Aliens among us
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The war against Christianity continues: Billboards have emerged across Sydney, Australia, carrying the slogan "Jesus: a prophet of Islam"
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(284)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
What does it mean if you don't want to have sex? Here comes...er, is the science
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(80)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Fail: Lawyer charged with stealing textbook. TotalFail: From a judicial clerk. UltraFail: In a courtroom with security cameras. DivideByZeroFail: The book was "Understanding White Collar Crime"
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
100 years ago Canada formed the world's first national park service. To celebrate, they sent a gaggle of musicians and filmmakers on a cross country tour. Stunning landscapes to the left, politely patriotic Canadians to the right
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(79)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
A look at what your casual college flings mean for you and Jesus. Don't worry, he still loves you, you slut
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
President Obama has declared June 2011 as "Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month". Fabulous
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(281)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Bend It Like Beckham
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(46)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
My husband of five years has a painting of his nude ex-wife that he displays in our home. Am I wrong to feel disrespected?
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(327)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's redesign will go live at 5PM EST. Heads-up for those of you who missed the other warning threads and need a place to completely lose your mind
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(1102)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
You know, swimming in the river above Niagara Falls might not be a good decision
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(94)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Americans too fat for good gas mileage
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(212)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Not news: woman arrested for possession of marijuana. News: it was actually sage. Fark: prosecutor lied about testing it, and cannot be held accountable due to prosecutorial immunity
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(277)
 
(fox16.com)
 
 
 
Middle school yearbook features "Top 5 Worst People of All Time" list that includes Adolf Hitler, Osama bin Laden, Charles Manson, George W. Bush, and Dick Cheney. You may be surprised to know that some people are upset about this
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(218)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gov: "Today I signed a bill that requires welfare recipients to be drug tested." ACLU: "Yeah, about that"
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(305)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Finally, something good coming from 3D scanners. The end of the muffin top
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(80)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Meet six year old James DeLano, the kid who is allergic to everything he eats
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(149)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man t-bones car, gets out of his SUV, climbs on top of his SUV, strips naked, gets back into his SUV, takes off, hits tree, dies. Ta-da
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
SUV falls from sky, lands on bike path, killing jogger
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(82)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Balloon boy's dad puts balloon boy's balloon up for auction, will donate the $1 million asking price to relief efforts in Japan. Balloon boy
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(55)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
10-year-old's snow-and-tell session blows her father's cover
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(25)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Five great British things that Americans ruined. Surprisingly, all are correct but we're keeping #5 anyway
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(287)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Using this interactive wage map, guess which areas are run by unions
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(289)
 
(Some Boob)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're a news anchor covering a murder trial, make sure your mic is off before you start talking about the suspect's boobs. With video
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(78)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Hey Cletus, how we gonna steal this propane tank? Just chain it to the truck and drag it - it oughta be good
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(36)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pope makes rare mention of life under Nazis. Which is one more comment than the Vatican made during all of WWII
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(193)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you want to commit a crime, do it on an Indian reservation, because unless prosecutors are literally willing to make a federal case out of it, you got scott-free
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(111)
 
(CTNow)
 
 
 
Metro North to bill driver of car struck by train ... Reason given by spokesman: The train was where it was supposed to be and the car was not
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(91)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man falls down embankment while urinating -- a clear case of piss-poor balance
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(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Headquarters of Federal Energy Regulatory Commission taken down by electrical power outage
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(20)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
When your statistics fail, leverage the scare angle: Babies born to women are most likely to be autistic
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(78)
 
(WDTN)
 
 
 
Ohio man shoots wife while high on bath salts. In other news, you can get high on bath salts
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(126)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The statue of King Tut's grandfather revealed. He retired in Arizona, got a condo made of stone-a
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(28)
 
(Phyllomedusa Sauvagei)
 
 
 
Photoshop these waxy monkey tree frogs
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(16)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Quebec daycare workers banned from telling fairy tales to children
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(146)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston cop killed by illegal immigrant. Suspect currently awaiting trial, White House invitation
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(240)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cops confiscate the Jokermobile. Not sure if serious
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(64)
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
When the driver of a Toyota Prius boxes you up against a concrete barrier, rolls down his window, and beats you with a pipe... You might not be the intimidating biker badass you think you are
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(389)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Due to popular demand, NATO extends Libyan adventure another 90 days. So, all you have to do now Khaddafi is last another 90 days to join former winners of The Running Man
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(81)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apple announces iCloud service. It's just like other cloud services, but each cloud is lined with 25 percent more silver
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(176)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Casino gambling about to add new jobs, a sense of ethics to Chicago
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(35)
 
(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder will testify on crack. Which isn't too bad because the judge is expected to be drunk
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(24)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Do you live in Honolulu, San Diego, or New York City? Congrats, you're in one of the "Top Three Most Overdue For A Hurricane" cities in America
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(155)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
IAEA says that Japan "underestimated" tsunami threat to nuclear reactors. No worries, though, every other nuclear reactor is totally disaster-safe and prepared to face any possible emergency
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(69)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
"Nude man, swearing about bears, arrested in Millcreek Canyon." His friend, Bittle, was found in a car "spaced out and acting like a five-year-old." Yes, shrooms were involved
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hurricane season is officially underway. Be sure to stock up on gas, beer, ham hocks, gunpowder & guitar strings. Link goes to a Farker's no-frills hurricane-info page
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(76)
 
(Some Love Pump)
 
 
 
Spinal Tap Fans Start Movement to Make 11/11/11 "Nigel Tufnel Day" Worldwide, national anthem to be played in D minor. Which is really, the saddest of all keys
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(88)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Surgeon forgets the first rule of medical school: don't transplant crazy person organs into your patient
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(54)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
A yearbook picture where cheerleaders show some leg? STOP THE PRESSES. No, literally, stop them
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(464)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Nastiest volunteer gig ever? Prospect Park cleanup crew, Brooklyn. The three operative words here? 600 used condoms (and one gold lamé thong)
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(36)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Proof that those skin care kiosk workers in the malls are, in fact, the devil
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(139)
 
(WMTW.com)
 
 
 
'Walmart Of Weed' to open in Arizona. Always higher vices
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(35)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Look, college grads. Don't worry that you have $35,000 in debt and can't find a job. Instead, be happy that you had the opportunity to learn. Be happy that you fulfilled your humanity
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(233)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tasmanian Senator meows at Malaysian-born and first openly gay cabinet member. Even the government has embraced "Australia, the Florida of Continents"
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(14)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
With ƃuıɥʇou better to do, oƃɐɔıɥƆ suburb regulates ƃuıdɯnɾ up and uʍop
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(35)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Two F-16s scrambled as United Airlines flight is forced into emergency landing ... after passengers get into fight over reclined seat
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(242)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Stabbing yourself with a shard of glass probably really hurts, and it still won't get you out of child support payments
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Greenland cold snap linked to Viking disappearance. A confused Brett Favre seen offering assistance
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(70)
 
(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Ahhhh Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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(42)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Obama condom merchant finally penile-ized
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(33)
 
(Chicago Tribune)
 
 
 
The coolest photo of a blackbird riding on a bald eagle's back you'll see all... well probably ever
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(78)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
15 people succucumbered to Spanish Veggie Flu in Germany so far
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(45)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Man arrested for dancing down street, listening to his iPod while naked, claiming he "wanted to feel free." Surprisingly, alcohol was involved, instead of blotter acid
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(23)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
The chances of something like this happening were medium-rare
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(25)
 
(Some Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop these I-beams and balls
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(15)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Shhh. Don't tell anyone, but the federal tax rate is the lowest it's been in 60 years
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(214)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Duck, duck, LIMO
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(72)
 


Tue May 31, 2011
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man picks up 3 DUIs in 3 days in 3 different cities
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(96)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
College girl survives Joplin tornado. FARK: She's also a Tuscaloosa tornado survivor
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Berkeley students finally getting tired of all the damned hippies ruining their town
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(187)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Study says high school athletes are less likely to smoke cigarettes or marijuana, but more likely to drink alcohol. This is not a repeat from 2001, 1991, 1981, 1971, 1961, 1951, 1941, 1931, or 1921
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(53)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
A look into the mindset of speed daters. Here comes the pseudo-science
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(82)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Female drunk drivers are older, alone, and better educated. I believe the "older" and "alone" parts, but I'm not buying the "better educated" part
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(83)
 
(Some Park)
 
 
 
Photoshop this acrobatic action
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you've ever had a hard time pronouncing your favorite scotch when ordering, check out this video guide. Subby usually sticks to "blue on the rocks with a twist"
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(197)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Reason #239 to weep for America: The Apple Store is the most photographed attraction in New York City
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(150)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
A quick note on the redesign, and some of Fark's favorite headlines from 5/22 - 5/28
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(199)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Health care executives are OUTRAGED that they may be held responsible for fraud committed by the companies they are paid tens of millions of dollars to be responsible for
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(146)
 
(The Wine Country Mafia)
 
 
 
The Sonoma County Way: You whack our elm tree grove, we force you to sell us eight acres of redwoods and we clear-cut em before the check even clears
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(119)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In Lithuania, you win swim race with inflatable doll, dah?
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(33)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Why Osama bin Laden was a better boss than the guy you work for
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(126)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Not News: Man destroys security camera to break in to apartment. Fark: It was his apartment, he was just locked out
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New research shows young drivers speed and use cellphones behind the wheel because: (c) they're sad
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(33)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former Michelle Bachmann campaign manager arrested for freedom punching his wife
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(113)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Bangor's Home Depot has a duck. E-I-E-I-O
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(63)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Producers of Takeshi's Castle and Most Extreme Elimination Challenge finally get their day in court against ABC's ripoff Wipeout
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(238)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Egyptian general admits asking protestors if they play World of Warcraft
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(157)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"If you're a taxpaying member of society, you're fighting in court now for one depressed widow's right to live with a Chihuahua"
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(145)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
New study suggests market trends can be predicted based on the country's collective mood on twitter. If you buy based on twits, you are a fu
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(61)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Just because TSG can't get the weekly Mug Shot Roundup out on Friday doesn't mean Fark should prevent the photoshop fun (hot chicks, tranny, old people...)
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(95)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jay Leno may have stolen a joke from Fox News, but it may be hard to prove because neither of them has been funny for years
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(91)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Tfer wrote a scathing letter to the local KFC because of the chaos every sunday thanks to their sunday bucket deal. The manager offered me a gig dressing as the Colenoel and managing the line. Would this impact my unemployment?
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(338)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
So if science is a religion, and religion makes your brain shrink, then science makes you dumb?
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(604)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Idiot reporter writes story about how local guy in CIA helped track down bin Laden. Forgets to put the guys address in article, so now terrorists will have to look it up before going over to whack the guy and his family
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(36)
 
(Monsters and Critics)
 
 
 
Man whose penis was cut off by the woman he tried to rape still has enough balls to flee the hospital, apparently in hopes of evading arrest
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(63)
 
(WIS 10)
 
 
 
Bad: 87-year-old woman goes missing. Good: she's later found alive. Scary: face-down in fire ant mound, covered in thousands of bites
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(59)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Hotel maid sexually assaulted by banking executive in New York. This is not a repeat from earlier this month
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(71)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Pentagon has decided that it can respond to hacker attacks using full military force. Hold on, there's a helicopter outsi
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(108)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Judge says flash mob dancing not free speech at Jefferson Memorial, yet to rule on body-slam wrestling moves by guards
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(357)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"If my child is unvaccinated and all these other children are vaccinated, how does my child pose any threat? This is my child and it's a right I should have"
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(515)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
uʍop-ǝpısdn oƃ snq ǝɥʇ uo sʃǝǝɥʍ ǝɥ⊥
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(26)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Not news: Taiwanese and Philippine health officials issue warning over sports drink News: That users will likely heed for once. Fark: because drinking the stuff will make your balls shrink
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(18)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
They were the easiest to diagnose
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jerusalem is just as fascinating underground as above
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(72)
 
(EITB)
 
 
 
Norwegian ecology group 'Fark' for Forest sells explicit videos and photos of themselves having sex outdoors in an bid to show how important trees are, particularly in providing shade for those more sensitive areas
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Iranian Ayatollah: "Hey when attacking Israel, little children are legitimate targets, just kill the bastards"
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(170)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Liberals now banning finger pointing by seven-year-old boys because it's a threat to us all
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(80)
 
(NESN)
 
 
 
What Is the Worst American Sports Scandal of All Time? Enduring Larry Bird in the NBA's short shorts conspicuously absent
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(106)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man admits leaving stuffed tiger in field after his border collie got tired of trying to herd it
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's "How Not To Start A Campfire" lesson comes to us from Lesser Carolina
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(51)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
You're a teacher with a classroom of little kids when a gunfight breaks out. What do you do? Sing a song to keep them calm, of course. (Audio)
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(69)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after re-enacting the "bring out yer dead" skit from Monty Python's Holy Grail
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(24)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop these beer-drinking superheroes
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(12)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Schoolgirls told to dress frumpy after authorities link short skirts and tight clothes with pedophiles
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The only teeny-tiny flaw in Sarah Palin's cunning plan to avoid the media on her bus tour by having no formally scheduled stops is that it also makes it really hard for her supporters to know when/where to show up
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(BBC)
 
 
 
In warning NATO not to strike any more houses, Afghan President Karzai may have revealed a bit too much in the pic
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Second annual redneck games at the Horse Hole mud bog include favorites such as tire change competition, blindfolded tent pitching, a sexy mechanical bull, and the engine rev stabbing competition
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(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Explosions rock three IKEA stores throughout Europe. No word on how the attackers managed to successfully assemble the bombs without instruction manuals
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British mom smokes 3500 cigarettes during pregnancy, claims that by cutting off her unborn child's oxygen supply, she made her heart work harder, making her healthier in the long run. That's some dandy Florida-style logic there, lady
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(SmartMoney)
 
 
 
Your credit card company has your best interests in mind, which is why it won't let you buy medical marijuana, online porn or casino chips. You're welcome
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(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Nearly one in ten toys coming out of China unsafe. What's worse, 11 out of 10 of them may contain lead
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The Department of Homeland Security has begun testing "malcontent detection" technology at an undiclosed location in the northeast. No doubt the precogs have already seen this
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New drug arrives on the scene to mixed reviews, ranging from "not bad, slight gasoline aftertaste" to "OH MY GOD THE SNAKES ARE COMING FOR ME"
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The number of revolutions will double by 2030
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