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Sun May 15, 2011
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(AL.com)
 
 
 
We all want to help the tornado victims in the South. But that doesn't meant the Salvation Army wants you to donate broken toys and used underwear
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(75)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
What does it take to win the title of World's Best Beard? A moose and a Norwegian flag, apparently
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(58)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
It turns out the mother who claimed her daughters lived in constant medical peril and got a free house from "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" out of it may have been lying
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(157)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
Its defense business flagging, Boeing strikes back (Featured Partner)
 
 
(WBAL Radio)
 
 
 
Maryland first state to use deer birth control. Republicans outraged; demand funds be spent on deer abstinence education
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(131)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lavender liquid
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(22)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
16% of US adults say they have sex 3-4 times a week, 26% say they have sex once or twice a week, 3% have sex once a day, and the remaining 55% are married
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(206)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A completely made up Internet phenomenon claims its first victim, next time on Natural Selection Theatre
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(148)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
The Miami Symphony Orchestra's Music in Unsuspected Spaces program ends up at Miami International Airport. Not even the TSA could be grumpy about that
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(28)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where every thread eventually becomes a food thread. Even sex threads. Especially sex threads
 
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida art student wins national tape art competition. He hopes his success will stick around. Also, in other news, there's a national tape art competition
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(17)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
How to live rent-free for 19 years
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(242)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In move surprising to Farkular engineers, Japan widens evacuation zone around Fukushima nuclear plant to Iidate-mura village, Kawamata-cho town, and "your pants"
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(132)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
You can save money on groceries by avoiding baskets and carts, provided that your arms are strong enough to carry several hundred pounds of groceries
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(92)
 
(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Car hits cow, cow peels up bonnet, bonnet blocks driver's view, driver hits power pole, pole sends electrical surge, surge starts fire, fire melts water pipe, water puts out fire. Rube Goldberg impressed
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(58)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
30k worth of Lord of the Rings, Aliens memorabilia stolen from Chicago man. Police are conducting a basement to basement search for clues to the theft
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fukushima death toll now at three. How many from radiation? Officials: Ummmm, none?
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(89)
 
(WMUR)
 
 
 
Step 1: Tell boss your wife is dying. Step 2: Tell boss your wife died. Step 3: Profit. Step 4: Wife reads sympathy card and calls boss. Step 5: Jailarity
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Playstation Network is ready to reboot. Bonus: you're being compensated for your suffering
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(145)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For some farkers, posting from Mom's basement would have been an improvement in their lives: Ex navy chief and occasional farker J Sub D has quietly died of cancer, homeless and alone in Detroit
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(192)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Contest for the best BBQ in New York City? Get a rope
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(150)
 
(Green Bay Press-Gazette)
 
 
 
Here he comes, Boogity, Boogity There he goes, Boogity, Boogity And he ain't wearin' no clothes
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(54)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ten things the world would be better off without. Yes, "The Simpsons," smartphones, and engagement rings are included. The rest aren't so obvious
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(205)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Teenager with no experience or credentials successfully organizes hip-hop, rock and heavy metal music festival from scratch. However, there's a slight difference...let's see if anyone notices
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(236)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A wearable garment made from, among other things, thorns. This is not a repeat from 33
source: shine.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Hundreds gather at conference in New York to reminisce about their past lives throughout history. This is a repeat
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Some Emo Philips)
 
 
 
"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life"
source: miltonkeynes.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Just when you think it couldn't get much worse, the Middle East just became a little more unstable
source: english.aljazeera.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(741)
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
Photoshop Kid Rock hovering above the stage
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When a whole river floods towards your home, you flee. This man says "up yours mother nature", and wins
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(64)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cop paid to stay at home for seven years gets okay to go back to work, but isn't allowed to do anything to earn his $80,000 salary
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(57)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Erik Prince, billionaire founder of Blackwater, ready to take over the world evil genius style with his secret mercenary army. Subby is sure we could all Xe this coming
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(209)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Paralyzed UC Berkeley grad takes first steps at graduation to find Sarah Connor, source of dust in room
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(30)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After they realized that they were kind of dicks who pissed off the world, Shelton High School administrators decide to allow Tate to go to prom
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(112)
 
(Australian Network News)
 
 
 
De-tonation de-motes de-miners to de-ceased
source: australianetworknews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old boy arrested for DUI learns that he can get away with pretty much anything, really enjoy his youth
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(42)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Fatties and parents with children can't understand why the entire plane hates their existence
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(300)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
FOOD FIGHT .... Surprisingly enough, some parents have a problem with that. (Tag is for the kids)
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(60)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"I was born a poor black child"
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(202)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC hot dog vendor gets violent after he doesn't relish the competition
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(19)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Leave it to Japan to debut a 3D erotic film at Cannes that involves a nerd who gets a donkey penis transplant
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(79)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Miss Wisconsin USA has something unique for the talent show portion of the competition
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(57)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop these high-hairs
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Barack Obama's personal chili recipe. So what's it going to be? Too elitist? Too 'hood'? Too socialist?
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(500)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Marines aren't all tough guys with hard hearts - we're suckers for kids and animals". With pictures of a great ass
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When you are homeless, sleeping in recycling bins and you think things couldn't get any worse
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Protip: After a day of drinking, never open up a bank account with the help of a strange women you just met at the bar
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(41)
 


Sat May 14, 2011
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Illinois man in hot water after setting his houseguest on fire. OOH, BURN
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(24)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Twelve year old girl falsly accuses teacher of molesting her. Teacher found innocent and cleared of all charges. All's well that ends well right? Yeah, he's still hosed
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(573)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
IMF boss farks the poor
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(146)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Russian war veteran celebrating Victory Day
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(39)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tim Hortons not content with owning Canada and border cities, wants to double double their sales figures by opening coffee-and-donuts restaurants in 9 populous American states
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(184)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Clowns invade Midtown Manhattan bar to drink beer and get silly. This is not a New Jersey reference
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(33)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Morganza spillway in Louisiana opened for the first time since 1973 in attempt to spare flooding in Baton Rouge and New Orleans
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(200)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Swimsuits are getting skimpier
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(267)
 
(Some EuroFarker)
 
 
 
Before there was Idol or X Factor, there was this, the annual pinnacle of camp and kitsch, best known for unleashing ABBA upon the world. This is your official Eurovision Song Contest thread
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(324)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
This flowchart will help you get the point across to your office on how to make coffee
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sonic employee arrested after shoving co-worker in oven. District attorneys expect convection in the case if it is well done
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(74)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The end is near -- for game consoles, anyway
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(187)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Ding
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(234)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Feds drop cases against head shop owners. Far out, man
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(62)
 
(outraged farkette)
 
 
 
She received both a BA & MA (4 years TOTAL school time) in aerospace engineering, which he said is a "very challenging discipline, particularly for a female student." WHAT? Yeah, he went there
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(221)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
And the next harmless item to cause a bomb scare is *rolls dice* a press kit for Thor in *rolls dice* Ann Arbor, Michigan
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More on 77 year old Olympic gold medal winner who helped subdue Yemeni passenger who was trying to break into airliner's cockpit
source: recordnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(MetaFilter)
 
 
 
Hipsters list the things they'd save if their house was on fire, with expected, douchebaggery, results
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(297)
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
Are you REALLY above the law in international waters?
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(67)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
That In-N-Out Burger that opened in Texas can now boast a never-ending drive-thru that stretches out to the highway (v/video)
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(353)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Boston officials want to get Segways off the narrow, crowded sidewalks and onto the narrow, crowded streets
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(50)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wall of order
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(22)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Fukishima power plant death toll now officially stands at one
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's not that you're a fatty that's the problem, it's obviously the media that is the problem
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(100)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Superman loves America again
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(165)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Eighth-grade girl is being punished by school for reporting acts of child porn on school bus
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(161)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jury finds it's not a reality show if only one person is in on it
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(24)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Everything needed to make a country music song, minus the pick up truck
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(56)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Syrian Army walks away from the protests in the streets, refusing to attack. The sound you just heard was the Syrian government soiling itself
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(76)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Court says Greenpeace is a borderline criminal political group, not a charity
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(135)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Experts from the Sniffling Sneezing Coughing Aching Stuffy Head Fever Institute says allergy season is stronger - and much longer - this year than normal. EVERYBODY ACHOO
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(50)
 
(Snopes)
 
 
 
No, Disney did not predict the royal wedding, and that's obvious without even having seen a few pixels in my time
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(47)
 
(University of Alberta)
 
 
 
While no-one was looking, Canada cured cancer. Still no cure for...wait, what?
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(115)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Escape from New York: It's not just for late night insomnia induced, ice-cream fueled B-movie binges anymore
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(38)
 
(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
It seems that marketing a sneaker that promises to "help wearers firm up their thighs and derriere while getting fit" to pre-school girls has a few parents unhappy with Sketchers
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(61)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hairball accessories are purrfect to wear when you go out on Caturday night
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(1151)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
This week's Mugshot Roundup asks you to Taste the Rainbow. How about no
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Some women have been known to sleep with their new husband for the first time and break out in hives. Women can experience abdominal swelling or a local reaction that they describe "like a needle sticking in to their vagina"
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(126)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you can't see and some stranger comes to your house, gives you an enema and leaves?
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The reason you're so fat is because your mom didn't want to wreck her vagina giving birth to you
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(123)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this masculine scene
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(16)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Detroit cop accused of sex with transvestite in his patrol car. Routine search uncovers something he shouldn't find
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(80)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
If there's a drunk man curled up asleep on your living room floor cradling a kitchen knife, don't attempt to wake him up
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Louisiana is about to get a Mississippi River enema, and the town of Butte La Rose is where they're going to stick the hose
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(165)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Four-year-old-boy gets foot stuck in escalator, leading to several minutes of uncomfortable stairs
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(57)
 


Fri May 13, 2011
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man keeps record of his final 70 days of life, stuck in remote Oregon wilderness. Ultra sad: nobody reported him missing
source: oregonlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(319)
 
(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
Today's sunbather run over by a beach patrol vehicle brought to you by Daytona Beach
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(54)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
And sometimes, Karma works
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
I can't think of a headline funnier than the lines said by the park ranger in the vid. (Audio Not safe for work)
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(52)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this seated subject
source: spiegel.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman blinded by scorned lover granted permission by court to throw acid into his eyes. BURN
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(368)
 
(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
Cute TV reporter tries to deliver serious news in a petting zoo. Camelarity ensues
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"The cats nestle close to their kittens now. The lambs have laid down with the sheep. You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear. Please go the fark to sleep"
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(66)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Famous book of parables alleged to be forged. Fark: It's The Bible
source: religion.blogs.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(312)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart and O'Reilly to debate rapper issue on O'Reilly Factor. Is it too much to hope for a freestyle battle?
source: tv.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
US Visa lottery results scratched, making a lotto people angry
source: mega949.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Students burned by sodium hydroxide at Obama middle school, proving that he'll lye to just about anyone
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
State of Indiana decides that Fourth Amendment no longer applies in their state. USSC to uphold this ruling in a rare 9-0 decision
source: nwitimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(326)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Wasilla high school principal bans jazz choir from performing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'. Fark: Because Freddie Mercury was gay. Bonus: Principal looks like a famous gay musician
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(194)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Yemen puts on a protest so big you'll shiat yourself
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(92)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Sienna Miller should be forced to accept £100,000 in her phone hacking claim against the News of the World because the stories published were "not that hurtful"
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(36)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Large stash of porn found in Bin Laden's compound...cause you know, being isolated from goats for so long had to be tough on the poor guy
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(317)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Dan Adler, running for Congress, defends his bizarre, awesome "I Get Sh*t Done" slogan and wacko Asian outreach ad campaign, which has somehow raised over $200,000
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(72)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Lloyd Scott, dressed as a snail, finishes the London Marathon after 26 days. Next on the to-do list: swim across the Atlantic in a turtle costume
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(23)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
11-year old survives tornado by hiding inside of a dryer. For his next trick, he will attempt to survive a nuclear blast inside a refrigerator
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(50)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
LimeWire gets sour deal
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(57)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Old & Busted: Secret trials for Gitmo detainees. New Hotness: Secret trials for red light camera tickets
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(67)
 
(The Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Sheriff snags several seniors selling smack by the seashore
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man covers storm drains to assure his basement doesn't flood. Floods entire street in the process
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(73)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Remember that Army doctor who refused to deploy based on his Birther beliefs? He chose... poorly
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(448)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man's kitchen faucet stolen and replaced with a different one by unknown suspect
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(44)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Family Activity Night" in Jersey City means dad holds a guy down, the sons beat him with baseball bats and mom yells out pointers
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(25)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Eleven of the hardest questions you'll see this week. Unless you read Fark
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(70)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Uganda's anti-gay bill, that would mandate the death of any discovered homosexual, could currently go both ways
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(123)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The German contingent has traditionally been regarded as the pre-eminent powerhouse of world facial hair, although the balance of power has tipped towards the Americans in recent years
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(26)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Two words: brain herpes
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: Smoke detector recall. Fark: they're the ones handed out by the Atlanta fire department
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(11)
 
(KFAB)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you show up after reading a hot Craigslist ad, only to be met with mace and a butcher knife?
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(27)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Today's Friday Photo Fun brings us Diamond, Pisser, Big Country Black, Sambo and George Costanza. Contest ends at 6pm Eastern
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(5)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman sues Chuck E Cheese for running an illegal gambling parlor, seeks 15,000 tickets in restitution
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(65)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Your Friday the 13th story: Woman beheaded in supermarket for no reason. KI KI KI KI KA KA KA KA
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(115)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man killed in Cooper City after his vehicle did a barrel roll
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pig prepared over a pothole
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(26)
 
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
In attempt to go undetected, Washington man uses 'Timothy McVeigh' as fake name when ordering bomb-making materials
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered what a professional "shed mover" would look like? Wonder no more, my friends
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hiking trails sometimes get closed due to grizzly bear activity, avalanches, whale carcasses. Wait, what?
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(41)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
All-female religious sect that survives on a diet of turnips, carrots, peas and buckwheat believes Vladimir Putin is the reincarnation of Paul the Apostle
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(86)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
First confirmed case of someone being killed by a gargoyle
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(70)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
It's over, man. Let her go
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(102)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man busted in Bangkok trying to skirt airline's "two leopards, two panthers, an Asiatic black bear and two macaque monkeys in luggage" fee
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(26)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
The story of a lost piece of jewelry and an honest bathroom attendant has a nice ring to it
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(13)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There's a new sport in Virginia Beach, and everyone wants in on the action: SEAL spotting
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(82)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The media finally realized the raid on Osamaville was probably captured on helmet cams. That leaves only one question unanswered. How can they use that to boost their ratings?
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(61)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Staten Island man ensures that at least his financial world will end on May 21st
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(200)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Camaro stolen in Jersey in 1975 turns up in California. Police still searching for mullet
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(76)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
85-year old Iwo Jima veteran returns souvenirs recovered from dead Japanese soldiers during the epic battle. "I feel like these are gifts from a tragic history"
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In Atlanta, good manners can get you killed
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(194)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is World Naked Gardening Day. Makes sure to keep those bushes trimmed, folks
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Awesome: Researchers come up with way to vaccinate against AIDS. Dammit: by giving you herpes instead
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When driving with a blood alcohol level twice the legal limit, avoid crashing into the oncoming car driven by the guy with a blood alcohol level three times the legal limit
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(34)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Illinois to allow residents to collect roadkill. Lawmakers are calling it the "Be more like Florida act of 2011"
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hot cougar hangs out at Safeway, has low self esteem
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman with rare disorder wins the right to watch porn and masturbate at work. Submitter is emailing his resume ASAP
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(136)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seniors go with idea #2 for their year-end prank but get caught and dumped on by the school
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(25)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Not annoying: Taking a conference call. Annoying: Taking a conference call on a bus. WTF: Taking a conference call on two phones at the same time--while driving a public bus
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(19)
 
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Remember that Japanese nuclear reactor that absolutely, totally, unequivocably, undoubtedly, could never, ever, ever melt down? Yeah, well it's now melting down
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(111)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"He said 'save, save me,' so I said, 'well sir hold on a minute, you need to get back out of here because you are dripping blood all over my house.'"
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(56)
 
(Some Guy you never heard of)
 
 
 
I liked Minnesota before it was voted most hipster
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(117)
 
(WSB TV)
 
 
 
Woman does shots with her stalker
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(95)
 
(TSP)
 
 
 
Part time postal worker dumps mail in the ditch, gets one year probation and 10 DVDs for a penny
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(7)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One Japanese village completely unharmed by the Tsunami thanks to a floodgate built a former mayor--that everyone bitterly criticized as wasteful and unnecessarily while he was building it
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Couple who'd just met jailed for having oral sex in Chinese takeaway. Who ordered the 69?
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(67)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Drunken man feeds parakeet to pit bull. So far, 408 people have tweeted this story
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(31)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Glorious Exposition, Comrade
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Going to drug rehab as a couple might be considered a good thing. Unless, of course, you leave your three-year-old and four-year-old kids in the woods to fend for themselves
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(83)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Damn, where did I leave the keys to our getaway car?
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(6)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
There stupid, and then there's "asking the judge for 33 years instead of 30 because you're a Larry Bird fan" stupid
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(77)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
"Woman charged with leaving baby in car as she headed into bar topless"
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(56)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
16-year-old girl from Bognor Regis marries boyfriend's dad (With picture that paints 10,000 words)
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(283)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman makes her husband regret comparing her ass to Pippa Middleton's ass. The Sun is there
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(157)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Ohio boys suspended for flatulence on school bus. Principal afraid of students becoming anti-social derelicts, blight on society, comedians
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(108)
 
(WickedFish)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beclawse you can
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(50)
 
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Do you want to see the top 10 hottest sexual offenders in the Houston area? Here you go (but don't get your hopes up)
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(74)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Cab driver banned from displaying religious cross because it looks like a weener (w/ pic)
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(99)
 
(ktvb.com)
 
 
 
Man tries to overcome his fear of being naked in public. Jailarity ensues
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(14)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Don't stab over spilled milk
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(11)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
It's Friday the 13th and four planets are aligning over bizarro hemisphere's eastern horizon. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(76)
 
(Some Art Lover)
 
 
 
Nude statue of David upsets neighbors, but police insist it doesn't violate penal code
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(64)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Passengers outraged at sight of woman pulling train
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(61)
 
(IRTV)
 
 
 
Suicide bomb in Pakistan kills 69, number rising; Osama death revenge, says Pakistan Taliban
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(189)
 
(Baltimore Brew)
 
 
 
"This is an article about abortion. We need a graphic that won't offend anyone. You have 10 minutes"
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(354)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MELON FARMING KNIVES ON MY MELON FARMING PLANE
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(24)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Caption this ugly-ass attention whore
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(76)
 
(Augusta Chronicle)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are going to report a robbery at your home, hide your meth making supplies BEFORE the cops arrive to investigate
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(19)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Osama bin Laden deemed Joe Biden not to be a big farking deal
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(134)
 


Thu May 12, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Taliban starts Tweeting in English. Apparently, the Taliban is so far behind the times, they think Twitter is still popular
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(27)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Funny headlines' days are numbered thanks to Google, Fark admins
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(58)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop this police presence
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(24)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
It's good to know that there are still some people out there with good census of humor
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bin Laden emailed everyone via flash drives, couriers, and internet cafes
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(135)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Grandma: +400 street cred points; Burglar: -5000 street cred points
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(28)
 
(CBS Local)
 
 
 
Frisbee players finally do something good for a change
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Plastic surgeon creates an app that shows what breasts would look like after implant surgery. BEST APP EVER
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(217)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Heirs receive lumber baron's $100 million fortune...92 years after his death
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(124)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Tattooed convicted felon in Kentucky, and a nine-year-old girl from Indiana are joined together in this story because some guy thought she might be comforted by sleeping with a dog in Floyds Knobs
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(48)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
This elementary school class sponsored by the American Coal Foundation. Coal: much better than that pansy solar crap
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(147)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police keep the community safe by busting up a mushroom grow operation. A Shiitake mushroom grow operation
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(215)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
A diversified business plan is a good idea, unless you try to run a pharmacy, casino, and raccoon meat market out of your car wash
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(44)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Mike Rowe needs more crack
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(589)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Baltimore from Pasadena found dead in Baltimore after missing from Baltimore's home in Annapolis for two weeks
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Obama declares Mississippi a disaster area. In related news, Obama thinks the flood has been really bad too
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(80)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again, the sun is shining, flowers are blooming and the termites are swarming
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(15)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Judge awards custody to woman battling breast cancer and wishes her well in her treatment. Just kidding, gives dad custody and says it would be better for the kids since she's probably going to die anyway
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(339)
 
(Strange Beaver)
 
 
 
Amusing look into one of the creepier fads sweeping the country: maternity photo shoots
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(222)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Small town problems... Police respond because a hot air balloon landed
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(36)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Either this perp is an Insane Clown Posse fan or a big panda enthusiast. With mugshot goodness
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(95)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
HA HA, CLASSES REMAIN ON SCHEDULE AFTER DELIVERY TRUCK CRASHES INTO QUAKERTOWN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
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(81)
 
(Some Stamps)
 
 
 
Photoshop this postal premier
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(24)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
The backstory on the guy that quit his job as marketing director to lug six cameras around for 60,000 miles to take 37,440 pictures of the night sky to form one, amazing image
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(90)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
America's unhealthiest drink, the 2010-calorie PB&C milkshake from Cold Stone Creamery, delights the Brit assigned to taste it in LA. "Despite feeling slightly sick, I can't wait for the next one"
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(138)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Flag burning protest extinguished by water balloons
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(151)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Family charged w/defrauding NSA for almost $1.5 million. If only the government had people to watch out for things like this
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(28)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two Muslim-Americans arrested for planning to attack a synagogue. And with no weapons, no synagogue and no money, I use the word "planning" very loosely here
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(109)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
36 y.o. Grandfather kidnaps his grandson in Flor...oh hell, you knew where is was already
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(49)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In what is certainly not a trap of any kind, Gitmo to begin allowing family visits
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(28)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jim Lehrer, one of the last true journalists in America, announces he will step down as anchor of PBS' NewsHour, one of the last real news broadcasts we have left
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(108)
 
(sunnewsnetwork.ca)
 
 
 
"I was shocked to see this in Canada. I would have suspected something like this coming out of Sweden and Germany, and their education laws date back to the Third Reich"
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(119)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So just how much tax did Exxon pay last year? Well, depending on whom you ask, the answer lies somewhere on a scale between "none" and "more money than they actually earned"
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(160)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your sister's just given birth. To mark the family occasion, do you c) celebrate by kung-fu kicking two midwives
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(64)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
1. Switch your state's unemployment benefits distribution from checks to debit cards. 2. Charge all sorts of fees, including - get this - an 'inactivity fee.' 3. Profit
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(175)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Professional hostage negotiators have studied how the two political parties are dealing with each other, and the bottom line is that it really might be time to just shoot the damn hostage, already
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(56)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Woman high on bath salts gives her hotel room the Keith Moon treatment
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(61)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
FLORIDA LAW MAKING LOUD CAR MUSIC ILLEGAL RULED UNCONSTITUTIONAL
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(144)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Man falls asleep at the wheel, wakes up with a pole through his head. FARK: When emergency crew arrived he was on the phone, calling for help (with JUST DAMN X-ray)
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The story of Louis Wain, a man whose cat paintings show the progression of his schizophrenia
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(90)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Navy researcher may have discovered the cause of Gulf War Syndrome. Man, it's really dusty in here
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(96)
 
(Some .357 Guy)
 
 
 
Supreme Court upholds Segwaying Under the Influence. Who the hell would willingly get on one of those things sober?
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(44)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Forget the Tea Party. Let's have us a Tequila Party
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(86)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apparently, the secret to getting Americans to drive less is to start charging them about half what the rest of the world pays for gas
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(231)
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
New Orleans officials tell residents not to panic, the levees will hold this time, but be prepared to evacuate anyhow
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(72)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The best/scariest picture of an Airbus A380 being struck by lighting until the next time it happens
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(83)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
US to pay Pakistan $300 million for fighting militants, which will hopefully allow them to start actually LOOKING for the militants to fight. *cough*
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(75)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN exclusive: Osama Bin Laden was the head of a worldwide terrorist organization, owned factory making little signs
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(33)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Saudi men condemn mall bans. HASSAN SHOP
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(102)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Not content with merely leaking users' personal information like a sieve, Facebook hires a PR company to plant stories in the media alleging privacy violations by Google
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(22)
 
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Fewer than half of all Americans can name Canada's capital and admit they learned nothing about Canada's history in school. Pfft. As if we need to know Toronto ordered the bombing of Pearl Harbor in 1961
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(344)
 
(Team Coco)
 
 
 
With the rise of new social media sites, Myspace suddenly disappeared. Conan did some searching around to see where Myspace went, and what he found was not pretty
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Want to live frugally while appearing rich? Buy stuff that used to cost a lot. With pic of what a thrifty person might look like
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(274)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"Maria Topp, 43, who has four children, pleaded not guilty to causing grievous bodily harm to her partner, Martin Douglas, 45, who needed emergency surgery to re-attach his genitals." This isn't going to go well for her
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(33)
 
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
18-year-old gets 11 years for using .22 in robbery that yielded 86 cents
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(90)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Well, there's one 91-year-old Nazi who won't be hurting anyone else for at least five years
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(160)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Book returned to a library in Maine after 200 years. At a nickel a week that's a $520 late fee
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(52)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
And the verdict is... both sides' legal teams are indicted for perjury
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rapture on May 21st? I would like your stuff
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(239)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"State lawyers did not dispute that Mr. Cook had been coached and that Mr. Farr was paid for his help. But they said Mr. Banks's lawyers were at fault for not uncovering the information sooner"
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(21)
 
(Metromix)
 
 
 
Behold the finalists in the tryouts for Buccaneers Cheerleaders. LGT well-worth it gallery
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(79)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Step 1: Have massive amounts of sex with your teacher until she gets sent to prison. Step 2: Sue school district for $1 million
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(132)
 
(Some Girl)
 
 
 
Photoshop this girl and her pegs
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(26)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Where is the great literature of our era? We'd work on it, but we're all writing cover letters
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(169)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Should teachers friend students on Facebook, or just have sex with them?
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(63)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Broke your wrist punching a customer? Why yes, you do get workers comp for that
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Think you can't live large in a 258 square foot apartment? Think again
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(176)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Police searching for thief. The suspect is Caucasian, 25 to 30 years old, 5-foot-10, 225 to 250 pounds, with brown hair and REALLY yellow teeth
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(44)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
"Nobody said it was going to be easy, but I had no idea I would get hammered in the way I've been hammered the past few weeks." Yes, Donald Trump bought the world's smallest violin
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(222)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Pippa Middleton's bottom has gotten smaller. The Daily Star is there
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(98)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pole dancers push to be recognized as an Olympic sport. With pic of a different kind of pole dancer
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(134)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 314: "Happy Farktography Anniversary 6". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(166)
 


Wed May 11, 2011
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Granny Bandit arrested after four-day crime spree. Police say although all the robberies were quite similar, they had noticed the occasional irregularity
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(13)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this headless metal torso (With prize sponsored by Neatorama)
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(64)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toronto smells like ass again
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(53)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Finally, the vehicle option which will allow safe drinking, texting, ogling, movie-viewing and general automotive ass-clownery
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(117)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scottish man sets world bungee jumping record in 7 1/2 hours. Endurance didn't bother him, but he was afraid of getting kilt
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption Obama's #1 Fan
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(95)
 
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
Debris from the World Trade Center are falling onto NYC streets. This is not a repeat from 2001
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(89)
 
(Captain Oveur)
 
 
 
Surely you can't be serious. Airline refuses to let dying woman on flight because if she dies on flight the other passengers will be "traumatized"
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(122)
 
(The Real Ric Romero)
 
 
 
Ric Romero: "Los Angeles may be the car capital of the world, but all that traffic is also a major producer of smog." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I refuse to believe it, Ric
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Robert E Lee's sword is returning to Appomattox, where he signed the treaty halting The War until such time as the South rises again
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(307)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Man manages to break free of security at courthouse and runs away, only to slam facefirst into two giant glass doors
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(36)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Elderly woman regrets saying, "I'm thirsty for Kool-Aid"
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(43)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer: Reeking of pot, boy drives up to house being raided. Told he's being detained because he smells like marijuana, boy tells cops, 'Yeah, I smoke weed - a lot of it'
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(125)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Lindsey Lohan's probation officer says she's making real progress. Translation: He's getting serious beej
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police investigating an illegal mushroom grow operation find mason jars, syringes, a copy of High Times, and a tribe of sparkling green talking Aztec owls burrowing out from a chimney that was aglow with all the colors in the known universe
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(109)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ay Dios Mio
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(147)
 
(military.com)
 
 
 
US military switching to "environmentally friendly" ammo to ensure "green" death and destruction
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(155)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Amazing video of Ft Worth under attack by transformers
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(116)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Finally, we have the answer to the greatest question of our time: How does Donald Trump get his hair to look like that?
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(55)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you were ever a part of Moammar Gadhafi's inner circle, HIDE
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(59)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Burglary suspect tries to escape. The operative word here is "tries"
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For some reason the Tucson NBC affiliate has decided not to run next week's Law and Order episode about ``a crazed gunman who goes on a rampage at a political rally, killing a state senator"
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(61)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Dangerous combination turns delightful jet exhaust into a particle cloud of terror. The sun is there
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(31)
 
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
If you're going to mug a "soccer mom", you might want to make sure she isn't a boxer and boot camp instructor, as well
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(35)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Marriage blues linked to baby's sleep problems which causes marriage blues which causes baby's sleep problems which causes Daddy to drink and Mommy to cry -- will you shut up you little bastard
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(122)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
School board candidate loses election because she didn't vote for herself; calls not voting a 'dumb move'. (With blonde-affirming pic)
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(51)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mississippi flooding moving south, because Missouri loves company
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(78)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
But officer, I'm the goddamn Batman
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(47)
 
(kdvr.com)
 
 
 
Woman finds three red cylindrical objects and a note that says "You're Dynamite." Hilarity ensues
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(43)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Lesbians threaten to blow up school over a spelling bee. I hope you're still reading this, because you'll appreciate the warning about the pic
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(137)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
I don't know if you remember this, but it's been two months since there was this earthquake/tsunami/nuclear disaster thing in Japan. Well the latter is still going on actually
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Aussie Rules player booted for "dangerous haircut", violating Rule 6
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(36)
 
(fox2now.com)
 
 
 
Dog takes over mothering for baby raccoon. Yes, it's awwwwwwwww-inspiring
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(59)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Gym owner mocks her victims from jail, reinforces the whole 26 minutes thing
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(110)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Researchers may have found a way to give us Alzheimer's disease on demand. Wait, what?
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(66)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Koala missing from animal park found later in car park. Officials first thought he might have hopped a ride with a kangaroo
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(14)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
The Taliban: bin who? Oh, yeah ... he was an okay guy. Quiet. Kinda kept to himself
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(51)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Lawmaker thinks parents who have obese children should not be able to get a tax deduction from them
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(106)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two words: Super Sherpa
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(42)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Mothers everywhere quick to say, "I TOLD YOU SO" as boy shot with BB gun may lose eye
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So apparently, today is National Eat What You Want Day. Look around, isn't every day National Eat What You Want Day?
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(238)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
As texting, typing, and emailing become the accepted norm, some want to see cursive writing only taught in art class
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(195)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'm really sorry you lost everything you own in a tornado. Would you like to sit in on our drum circle?
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
UK study says that over the next 10 years, sex toys will match sales of smartphones, which means women really won't know what the hell is buzzing in their purse at any given time
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(174)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TSA left holding a soggy, stinky, dirty diaper after photo of baby pat-down at Kansas City International Airport goes worldwide
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(167)
 
(WMUR)
 
 
 
"This was not the first time an inmate had been assaulted over a fight concerning juice at the jail"
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(33)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Wichita, KS Mini Fark Party, May 19th at Anchor Bar
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(98)
 
(chomp)
 
 
 
"Robert Geraci Sr. was sipping coffee and browsing the Internet to catch up on the Boston Celtics when he heard a violent splash in the canal behind his home"
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(71)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The mystery of fading childhood memories solved. Still no cure for...um...it's, uh...no cure for...it'll come to me in a second
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(45)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Queen has made it clear that she expects the princesses, Beatrice and Eugenie, to pursue their own careers after university, rather than go on the Civil List as working members of the Royal Family. Bwaahaahaaa
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(93)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Casey Anthony Tot Mom murder trial moves several counties away to find untainted jury pool. Guess what happens next
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(73)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
In what will be remembered as one of the most spectacular examples of IRL trolling, the prediction for a catastrophic earthquake made 30 years ago triggers massive exodus of Romans from the city
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(41)
 
(some kid)
 
 
 
"Knock it off or I'll...I'll...I'll drop you off at the fire station"
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(17)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
US Navy: "Oh, did we say 'allow gays to marry on bases?' No, no, we meant NOT allow. 'Not allow gays to marry on bases.' Hey, didja see our new aircraft carrier? It's really cool, look at it. LOOK AT IT"
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(73)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you are one of the starving Best Koreans eating grass, you'll be happy to know that the state heroin crop is doing fine
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Female peacock escapes from the zoo and continues to confound would-be captors. If only we knew of some sort of display that attracts a female peacock
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(43)
 
(Persephone Magazine)
 
 
 
"On and on with the oh-so-witty and hilarious woman-hating groups. You're so funny. You're so edgy to have clicked that 'like' button. You're... a girl?"
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(216)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're pigging out on samples at Whole Foods and an employee asks you to stop, the logical thing to do is use the Vulcan nerve pinch on her
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ladies, we men really don't like it when you paint face like a Van Gogh
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(199)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity wants you to know something about Obama's foreign policy: "OH MY GOD A RAPPER IS COMING TO THE WHITE HOUSE"
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(114)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"I'm sorry, sir, but your debit card is being declined for insufficient funds." "Oh, no problem. Here, let me get my cellphone." *texts* hai BOA im cul w/ ur fee okthxby
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(36)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
The 7 worst lessons 80s cartoons taught us about drugs
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(56)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
US moves to ease Pakistani anger over the Osama raid by sending John Kerry. I'll let that sink in for a minute
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(38)
 
(Some Futballer)
 
 
 
Somehow, soccer player survives kick to head during live TV interview, but fell to ground clutching his knee four times during the game after getting struck by a light breeze. (w. video)
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(22)
 
(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
News: Woman breaks out of handcuffs and leads cops on a chase after getting pulled over for DUI, in the morning. Fark: Said woman is a stripper, and yeah, you'd hit it
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(84)
 
(Destin Log)
 
 
 
'Family Guy' actor's mom says show is corrupting today's youth, hopes to see program canceled
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(262)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NY State to fine Goat Nipple NY for environmental issues associated with the $@#@$ baseball stadium that NY State forced them to build against voters wishes
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mystery boom rattles homes across Southeastern Virginia. NASA, Navy, Taco Bell deny involvement
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(36)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco reports on push to tighten tailpipe rules
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(35)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Bad idea: Paying for porn online. Very bad idea: Pay Porn site on CEO browser. Fark: Sharing said browser with employees during web conference. Bonus: link named "good hookers"
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New brand of Japanese bra carries messages of encouragement after disaster, in an attempt to lift and separate people's spirits
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'm stuck to my chair. I'm so very scared. Help
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(125)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Mississippi is now entering Delta. Boy is the TSA gonna have their hands full
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(17)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Now that Osama bin Laden is gone, black bear attacks are on the rise
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man tackled and subdued on flight when trying to open door for fresh air. This is not a repeat from Monday, Saturday, Friday or Thursday
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The future is here: a handheld iris scanning device that will let you log on to everything with your eye. Have these people never even SEEN Demolition Man, for chrissakes?
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(62)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Palm Springs man charged with traveling billions of miles to commit murder
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Survivors include Jack Mehoff, Ben Dover, and Mike Hunt
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(82)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with the bloody corpse raping of the franchise that was Civilization V, Sid Meier announces plans to release a Civilization game for Facebook
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(147)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Police force reveals the UFO and ghost cases they have been investigating. Fortunately there's never any actual crime in Dundee, Scotland
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(8)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
You can't get good serial killer cannibals these days as "dinner" calls cops on the poor guy
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(39)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Obama administration has revised its threat warning in the wake of OBL's assassination from "they're coming for us" to "meh"
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(27)
 
(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
Today's school bus flasher brought to you by Tamarac. And yes, you'd hit it
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bristol Palin explains that her recent plastic surgery was corrective, not cosmetic
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(124)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Thieves rob Family Dollar store, elude police despite pockets full of change
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(5)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Commodores making comeback. Vanderbilt? No, not that one. Lionel Richie? No, not that one either
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(105)
 
(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
Perhaps showing up with tulips, a whip and a mask isn't the best idea when meeting IRL with that chick you met online
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(27)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Naked and shouting profanities on the subway is no way to go through life son. (Not safe for work video, language, and waving weener)
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(41)
 
(Some Inattentive Guy)
 
 
 
Shortage in ADHD drug ingredient could lead to effective parenting
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(107)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
How social media like Facebook and Twitter is turning us all into cop killers
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Celtics fan
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(29)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ric Romero-esque expose uncovers the startling connection between gas prices and airfares
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(4)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lamborghini builds world's most expensive new car. Fark: Decide not to make it road-legal
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FBI: if we told you [what your phone company tells us], you might sue
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Breeder wakes up with a stiff cock. Intends to catch whoever choked the chicken
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(52)
 
(Some Gamer)
 
 
 
Mom throws away over $1000.00 worth of D&D books because they're "Satanic". This is not a repeat from 1980
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(682)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
If you create a website ranking girls on the basis of their hotness, you either become Mark Zuckerberg, or--if you live in the People's Republic of Oak Park Illinois--you get arrested
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(142)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Quadruple bypass burger: 8000 calories (with mouth-watering pic)
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(117)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Facebook security flaw exposes millions of users' personal information. Nope, still not a repeat
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(84)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: What the U.S. Government will find on Osama Bin Laden's hard drive
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(50)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Sometimes when you get in a tug-of-war over a salmon with a sea lion while standing on a fishing boat you end up all wet. This is not a metaphor for life
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(38)
 


Tue May 10, 2011
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Britain's elite University of Cambridge offers to pay sober students to "babysit" drunk undergraduates. THIS IS WHY CAMBRIDGE HAS ALL THE SMART PEOPLE
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you purposely drag someone to death with your car, you apparently can be charged with leaving the scene of an accident. The more you know
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(32)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Don't worry everybody. The United States Postal Service is still right on track to lose $7 billion this year, as expected
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(340)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Where's Waldo? The new hotness: Where's Gaddafi?
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(42)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Three hurt after amusement park ride plummets two and a half feet to the ground
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(85)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Note to bank robbers: BYOB
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(32)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
After three late-night escape attempts from veterinarian's office, tenacious dog finally pulls open his kennel, trips dead bolt on clinic's back door and pulls down handle to make it outside
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(61)
 
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Not news: Guy thinks of unique way to ask girl to prom. News: Posts giant message on school entrance asking her out. Fark: Girl says yes, but school won't let him into prom because his message was a "safety risk"
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(127)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man with his head in a bucket
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(24)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
169 years after its discovery, scientists observe the Doppler Effect occurring at the molecular level, which led to scientists making lame "Doppler? I barely know'er" jokes
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(42)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Today's healthy foods we should fear: *spins wheel* Salads
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(85)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Buffalo unveils new city slogan: "Buffalo. For Real." Well that's disconcerting. Subby was hoping this was just a bad dream
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(194)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Strange: A modern-day Batman is told to stop fighting crime. Obvious: He is on the lookout for a sidekick. Fark: He's 91 years old
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(39)
 
(WBALTV)
 
 
 
When you find a pen knife in a student's bag, typically used for repairing his lacrosse equipment, the reasonable thing to do is arrest him for possession of a deadly weapon
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(145)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Homeless man 'compacted' in garbage truck escapes serious injury. He doesn't want to deal with the press right now
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(34)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Homeowner who lives next door to a newly opened mosque posts sign on his front lawn that reads "Bomb Making Next Driveway." But it's to protest zoning laws, not because he doesn't like Muslims
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(164)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lesbian blogger becomes Sybian hero....er, Syrian hero, sorry
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(61)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Dog stolen outside grocery store. Police hope to make a collar soon
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police investigating the case of a detective sickened by fumes in a house where 2 week-old bodies were found. Some mysteries just kind of solve themselves, don't they
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(20)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Roasting entire steers over open flame gaucho-style -- 1400 pounds, butterflied, skin removed -- becomes latest food trend in America. "It's not the most delicious thing, I must confess"
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(104)
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
It's not often that Rule 34 makes you laugh instead of cringe. This is one of those times
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(153)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judge calls defendant 'gayer than a sweet smelling jockstrap'
source: