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Sun May 01, 2011
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Air France 447's flight data recorder has been recovered from a depth of about 3,900 meters, or 12,800 feet in English
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this human chew toy
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama will interrupt your regularly scheduled programs tonight to get in a few more digs at Trump
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Americans eat 22 teaspoons of sugar a day, according to Mary Poppins Institute
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you had Dallas as the most disaster-prone metro area in the US, step up, claim your prize, and move to Corvallis, Oregon
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Deaf men stabbed at bar when someone confuses sign language for gang signs. Bet they didn't see that coming
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Invasive TSA pat-downs may soon become illegal in Texas. Finally, Texas gets something right for a change
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New book says that by eating certain foods, women can become orgasmic. Ahem, they already have that, and it's called a Godiva chocolate cheesecake
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
This hotel's fire drills have accomplished nothing
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(kgw.com)
 
 
 
Kevin James leaves his two-year-old daughter aboard a train. It could've been worse. He could've made another Paul Blart movie
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(cfnews13.com)
 
 
 
Man accused of stealing from cancer patients, screaming at orphans, looking angrily at puppies
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
71-year-old man points gun at robber and says "GET OFF MY LAWNMOWER"
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
And then the naked guy hijacked the ambulance
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this old way to crank out the jams
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(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
Facebook now used in 90% of divorce cases. "Everything from pictures of the ex doing a kegstand with high schoolers, teens drinking alcohol served by a parent, husbands at nightclubs dancing with babysitters"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Law schools spend $500 million per year on "merit" scholarships to recuit students, and then use rigid grading curves to yank the scholarships after their first year
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Tampa nurse stops to save man's life, jumps back on her bike and completes triathlon. Hero tag trumps Florida tag, for once
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pro-anorexia websites, meet rule 34. (sfw)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Public smoking ban in China. Millions of five-year-olds reportedly quite miffed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Awkward typo of the day, mentioning the Mayor's upcoming celebration of the National Day of Prayer: "Breakfast will be gin at 7 a.m"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dogs amazing story serves as a warni...(checks pic)...OH DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN.... (new headline)... Dog attempts suicide
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Liquor Commission studies free beer at surf club. This could take a while
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(CNN)
 
 
 
As if he wasn't pretty enough, the Vatican declares the beatification Pope John Paul II
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this long load
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Caption this unhappy bridesmaid
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kid uses 27 foot-long wiener to get his prom date to the big event
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Three Alaskans busted for trafficking in walrus ivory. Tusk, tusk
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Air Sex World Championships allow Farkers to have sex with imaginary partner in public
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're drunk and accused of breaking and entering, do you: C) blame a bear? With handy picture of what a bear might look like
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Universal Studios employee accused of stealing $1 million worth of $112 admission tickets. In other news it now costs $112 to see fake movie backlots
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Prince Harry tried to make the moves on Kate Middleton's sister at the Royal Wedding. "You do look very beautiful today seriously"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Waldorf-Astoria hotel waiter told to wear Edgar nametag ... even though his name is Mohamed
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
No one is laughing after fatal clown SUV crash
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Woman wins $258,000 lawsuit against Kohl's for injuries suffered when the wheels on her shopping cart stopped suddenly
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Vendors accused of selling genuine Nirkes, Adoodoos, and Treeboks
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Sat April 30, 2011
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this masked monkey
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland, Oregon the whitest city in America. Cracker please
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Three people injured at car wash in PG County. Thank goodness this didn't happen in NC-17 County
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A motorcyclist crashes in front of your house, do you: (A) render first aid, (B) ask responding officers to call for medical assistance, or (C) get beat up by three police officers?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Govt. of Iran? Anonymous? OK, I want a good, clean fight, no social engineering allowed, no cheap DoS, and make sure to keep the tweets up throughout. Now...FIGHT
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
World's oldest captive orangutan dies any which way it can
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Protip: Before you take someone's baton off them and start beating them with it, make sure they don't also have a knife
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Gaddafi's son Saif-al-Arab killed in NATO airstrike
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Segregation is making a comeback in Florida's public schools. This is not a repeat from the 1950s
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Don't judge a man until you run three miles in his shoes, naked
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wind-swept young woman
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Those FAA managers who looked the other way when air traffic controllers were sleeping and playing video games? We're going to move them to a different FAA facility. Problem solved
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Hotels don't always change their sheets. Sweet dreams
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(Some Gay Girlin Damascus)
 
 
 
Father defends his daughter from armed thugs bent on raping her. By giving them such a dressing down they went home crying to their mothers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man there's nothing worse than when you're just hanging out at home and a naked Mr. Universe kicks down your door
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
University of Alaska officials politely ask students to please refrain from flushing their socks down the toilet
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Todays teacher banging her student is brought to you by New Jersey (with "is that a moustache?" mugshot goodness)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
What are the chances that you could meet your long-lost half brother that you never knew from Massachusetts, while on vacation in Hawaii?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dog trapped for six hours in a raging house fire survives by going to the basement and hiding in the bathtub. Bonus: somehow managed to open four closed doors on the way down
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after police find her three dogs confined to the house, covered in feces and scratching at the doors to get out. Wait, did I say dogs? I meant to say her kids
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(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
Today's "ordinary guy becomes beach hero" story brought to you by St. Pete Beach
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(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
Best video you will see all day of a guy trying to steal beer, eating pavement and losing his pants
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gadhafi calls for a cease-fire and negotiations with NATO while casually brushing shrapnel and debris out of his hair
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Citing bold new colors combined with aggressive hemlines and forward thinking, the Taliban announces its spring offensive, hopes to have it in storefronts across Afghanistan very soon
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big ape assembly
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
After a year long undercover investigation, and a hair raising buggy chase through the hill country, FDA has found its Dutch Amish Connection, taking stocks of raw Dutch Amish White off the street
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Uh...how do I get on this mailing list?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Looks like it's gonna be one seriously Fancy Feast this Royal Caturday
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Protip: When the cops raid the cathouse you're visiting, try not to get caught climbing down a drainpipe naked. The Sun *will* be there to capture your moon (warning: naked man-ass)
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Doctor and physician's assistant get caught in car having sex and doing coke, eventually lose their patients
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rundown house, tired of waiting for its owner to do something about its state of disrepair, calls police itself
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Glaswegians give their stamp of approval for the royal wedding with "completely unacceptable levels of drunkenness"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
You've just been released from jail after breaking into the sheriff department's evidence room. Do you: C) Steal a jail employee's vehicle and intentionally crash it into another car?
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado looks to make adultery legal. You betcha some folks got a problem with that
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A 91-year-old body builder. Stay off his lawn or he'll toss a 45-lb plate at your head
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston concerned that the city's murder rate is "unusually low" this year
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Study reconfirms Rule 34
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Interactive before and after satellite shots of areas hit by Wednesday's tornado
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Fri April 29, 2011
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man's visit to the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaves him feeling flat
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Alcohol linked to lower heart risk, impromptu beach parties with attractive people
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Judge: Why can't you serve jury duty? A: Work needs me, B: I think he's innocent, or C: I have tickets to Oprah. Judge: You're excused C
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(Salon)
 
 
 
"The coverage of this ceremony and its run-up was entirely devoid of news value, and so bubble-brained that it makes me think that if there is karmic payback for wrong priorities, we're due for some major trauma"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The Hampster Dance annoys people. This is not a repeat from 1998
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How Bin Laden farked the US Special Forces, made some tea, and then gave them the finger
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hole in the wall
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ Turnpike Authority will eliminate all human toll collectors by 2013
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(Some Tolerant Guy)
 
 
 
Local church hopes pro-gay billboard will bring about tolerance. Surprisingly, some people have a problem with this. Tag is for church
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apparently calling the city you work for "an armpit" is not okay even if true
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Democrats on anonymous political donations in the wake of Citizens United: "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Gardening can save you money. News: A lot of money. Holy Fark: over $2,500 per year
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FSM makes it to the Royal Wedding with a hot princess
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Muammar Qaddafi now arming his troops with ... Viagra
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Armed robbers leave empty-handed after they can't get victim's wallet out of his pants. Victim is presumed hipster
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Hey, you got your bus accident in my ferry accident." "No, you got your ferry accident in my bus accident"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Thugs targeting men coming out of gay bars. Oh, stop
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
HA HA, QUAKERTOWN TO CLOSE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
"How much do I hate thee? Let me count the ways, then cue up a song that is a signal to my girlfriend to get out of the car trunk and strangle you"
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Crook calls credit card companies to determine if stolen cards are still active. The police give him a prompt answer
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(WIVB)
 
 
 
In Bizarro World, an inmate separates guards fighting over food
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Replica of yeti skullcap smuggled out of Nepal by Jimmy Stewart's wife to be returned to surprised monks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jimmy Carter thinks that South Korea and the United States are violating human rights by not giving food to North Korea
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Class, please close your books and clear your desks. It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Goose holds office hostage, forgets he is delicious with orange sauce
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Appeals court: "Bush bad. Science good"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Libya: "F*ck it, let's attack Tunisia, they started this mess"
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(the217)
 
 
 
Yet another casualty of the technological era... Clowns are becoming a dying breed
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Woman who robbed a video store is shocked, SHOCKED that employers are reluctant to hire her
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
"He arrested me, I sued them, but Lenny and I were still friends. My heart goes out to his mother"
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(Some Fracking Guy)
 
 
 
After proposing to cut college funding in half, PA Gov. Tom Corbett suggests colleges open their land for gas drilling to help with their financial problem
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Kia Spectras recalled due to minor issue with dropping their gas tanks in cold weather
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(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
State votes to repeal 'potty parity' law, which means more drunk chicks will soon be using men's rooms in Florida
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
WKRP in CincinNAAAAAAAti for sale
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"You are susceptible to peer pressure and have used a bathroom stall for something other than peeing at least three times in the past year"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: trying to pet the bison in Yellowstone. New hotness: your whole group walking to the edge of Old Faithful just before it blows so you can take a group picture. With video goodness
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gallant takes money to Walmart to buy products for his household. Goofus takes a live copperhead to Walmart to let it bite him, then stomps it to death in the garden section
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Gabby Giffords needs a Shuttle launch postponement like she needs a hole in the head
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before: A lawyer, a welder, a florist, a pilot, and a makeup artist walk into a lineup... It's your Friday Photo Fun Match Game
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
For sale: bottle of vodka in a solid gold case. Only $740,000. Comes with luxury SUV and a designer vibrator
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(Some Drunkassed Gal)
 
 
 
How many times do I have to explain this? Wait until AFTER your DUI trial to slam back a few
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what else belongs on this cafeteria tray
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Toddler eats mother's marijuana cookies. Applebee's eyes possible new menu item
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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
"Kinder punched her boyfriend - who is not identified - in the face, scratched his shoulder and then bit his penis"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study finds that 19% of Americans who have smartphones never access the internet with it, and 32% don't use apps at all. But hey, it looks pretty
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Hello, this is 'Saddam Hussein.' Yes, I'm still alive
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Heartless thieves steal a new handicapped wheelchair ramp for the disabled at a soup kitchen, because that's how they roll
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Ideal length of a power nap is 26 minutes, so you can be well rested and still make it to the gym on time
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It took seven years to build a tunnel connecting England and France. Coincidentally, this is the same amount of time the FDA has spent trying to figure out what the hell a "gluten" is and how it can be "free"
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
The Dalai Lama is coming to Chicago, and he's bringing his melting clocks with him
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Witnesses in Florida report seeing a UFO the size of a football field. They didn't notice an end zone on it, suggesting the UFO is from Michigan
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
The ten habits of highly sexual people. On the list: spontaneity, working out. Not on the list: assiduously maintaining high-value WoW characters
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(wptv.com)
 
 
 
Homeless man pulls a Robin Hood to upstage Kate and Wills
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
WCAG TV-33 failed to issue newsflash about child porn arrest made at...their own station
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(Some Miniature World)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Create a fake miniature scene with "Tilt-Shift" Photoshop technique. Link goes to tutorial
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(New Times)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for trying to buy $20 whore for her 80-year-old dad. w/ father-daughter mugshot goodness
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Llama wanna ding-dong
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(Life.com)
 
 
 
Old and busted: When Harry met Sally. New hotness: When Liberace met Salma Hayek
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Gravedigger poses as warlock to lure girls into mystically-decorated church shed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Love thy neighbor as thyself. If that doesn't work, put a sign on your house that tells your neighbor, fark yourself
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(Clarence House)
 
 
 
Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us together today. (It's your official Fark Royal Wedding Thread)
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(truTV)
 
 
 
Naturally, it's time for a list of the top 11 royal conspiracies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
8-year-old brings loaded gun to a Queens elementary school, sells it to classmate for $3. Subby would have given him $3, a candy bar and pack of Pokemon cards
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists find a way to wipe out painful memories. Unfortunately, they can't remember how to do it
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Thu April 28, 2011
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Police join protests against long time ruler of Burkina Faso. Americans, let me save you some time: They don't have oil and you don't care
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Belgium closer to banning burqa. Stupid Flanders
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Young, good-looking, white couple goes "missing"; People Magazine is already on the case
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Fark curing cancer, let's shoot fish with squirt guns
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(WTNH)
 
 
 
Drunk steals mower, rides it three miles home & mows parents' yard. At 3AM. Bonus quote "We're told it is difficult to ride a Scag"
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
New invention known as "metal coffee beans" will help keep your cup of coffee warm for hours. Yes. Hours. HOURS. THIS IS THE GREATEST INVENTION SINCE THE INTERNET
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this burning boat
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(Government Technology)
 
 
 
Although the system scans a person's entire body inside and out, it doesn't show as much soft tissue detail as the TSA scanners. Was this in reference to c) scanners at prisons designed to replace strip searches
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(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Pro Tip: When fleeing from cops, try to avoid running into a cop convention
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As Mother Nature is my witness, a tornado can make 40,000 turkeys fly
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(Some romance hater)
 
 
 
Small town upset that English teacher of 33 years writes romance novels. Quickly arrives with bibles and pitchforks to burn the witch, I mean, fire the witch
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How to get your book sold: open a book store that sells only your book. "A lot of people are scared to come in. Some people wonder if we're Scientologists"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
China has glowing bacon. This is not a joke
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The word "pet" is insulting to animals, they are "companion animals" and you're not a owner you're a "human carer"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Walmart's shoppers are out of money, taste
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
While 9/11 first responders can't get medical benefits until it's confirmed they're not on the terrorist watch list, over 200 people actually ON that list got guns in 2010
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Police say that the man standing on his roof yelling and waving a gun at speeders might have some anger management issues
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman survives tornado by hiding in tanning bed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a 5-4 decision US supreme court makes corporations effectively immune from consumer lawsuits by ruling corporations can enforce "no class action suit" provisions they bury in their contracts
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Attorney gets hammered and passes out in strip club, which continues to add charges to his Visa. $19,000.00 of charges
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know you pollute ONE vital national water system and suddenly the EPA is all up in everybody's grill actually READING and questioning emergency spill response plans and stuff
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(KENS5)
 
 
 
Out-of-work Ninja markets his services on website. (with epic Out-of-Work Ninja video)
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(Jacksonville (Il) Journal-Courier)
 
 
 
Your boss is a jerk, huh? Well, did your boss ever use a forklift to put your car 15 feet in the air because you owe money? No? Then Shut The Fark Up and get back to work
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Volvo introduces the flying station wagon
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Two Slate writers have the stones to debate the question of our age: If someone calls but doesn't leave a message, should you call them back? Okay, fight
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy and his rain barrel
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Had things played out a little differently 200 years ago this month, Fark might have had two different Florida tags
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Desk flipping, profanity spewing math teacher will get a brand new school to freak out at
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(Springfield Republican)
 
 
 
Lawyer wants murderer freed because he was so obviously guilty the jury reached a verdict quickly
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
American College of Surgeons president resigns over his advice to make female college students happier on Valentine's Day by giving them semen, not chocolate. Outraged scientific community screams "Oh Henry," squeezes his Zagnuts
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(CNN)
 
 
 
11 political myths which proves that birthers have been around in one form or another since the beginning of our nation's founding
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Americans confused by red wine, sea salt, most stuff going on in the world
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A "day" after "President" Obama "releases" his "birth certificate", birther heads are bloody but unbowed. The journalist behind World Net Daily: "It raises far more questions than it answers"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police investigating theft of 26 gallons of milk from a Wal-Mart...by a man crawling around on all fours dressed in a cow suit
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hartman: Get your fat ass up there I'll bet if there was some "lady parts" up there you would get up there, wouldn't you? Private Pyle: Sir, I prefer the company of men. Hartman: I respect the lifestyle choices you have made
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Making left turns around a racetrack is actually a pretty cool way to go through life on your 100th birthday, granny
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I realized at that moment this nude yoga thing was going to be tougher than I'd figured"
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
This just in: Charles Manson is still nuts. Please make a note of it
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Lawyer complains it is unfair his tradesman client is put on sex offender registry for having sex with a 14-year-old, as he will not get contracts to build schools
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Photos of the tornado damage from last night's clusterfark. FFFFFFF-5 UUUUUUUUU nature
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(Time)
 
 
 
There will be no tweeting at the Royal Wedding, which is okay, because the Internet will probably break anyway
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's always that 25th drink of Zambian moonshine that gets you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
2 cars, 2 utility poles, 2 DUI's. FARK: Within 16 hours
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Floods? Check. Tornadoes? Check. Frogs? Check
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Toronto Mayor's niece trying out for LFL (with you'd recall it fondly pic)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Best Korea will trade its nukes for two tons of rice and a case of Nathan's hot dogs. Those things are delicious
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Vegan teacher has Taco Bell experience, strips off to reveal his third eye, reaches a "new level of enlightenment"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Doctors reassure men everywhere that Short Penis Syndrome is mostly in your head. Your below-average, unimpressive, laughably small head
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Doctors to use magnets to battle ovarian cancer. Will work great on women who aren't bipolar
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Google Translate nows up ports peach in put
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this caribou cutout
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(SLO Tribune)
 
 
 
Missions Accomplished
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former Miss Russia, living in NYC, previously arrested for forging prescriptions, now busted for shoplifting. Cops say she still hasn't gotten her Berings Strait
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
You're a lazy boy if you rob a man in a recliner
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(wauwatosa)
 
 
 
"Okay, just gather all the money at the store you work at.... bring it to the McDonalds.... give it to a woman.... and don't tell anyone else about this...... and you'll get a raise"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman graduates Iowa State University. News: After 19 years. FARK: By taking one course every semester
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Average Wal-Mart customer would spend an additional 46 cents per trip if employees were given a living wage, which still isn't enough to cope with the horror of spending 40 hours a week inside a Wal-Mart
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How to gain entrance to an apartment in Turkey? (c) Tell them, "I am a burglar, please open the door"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Here's your chance to dedicate a song to the royal couple. Have at it, Fark. Voting enabled
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man driving along Grand Canyon does his best imitation of Thelma & Louise, Wyle E. Coyote, and somehow lives to tell about it
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman kills her pool cleaner. I guess she... went off the deep end
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Your wife becomes ill after eating a gluten-free pizza. Do you C) dump loads of rotting fish outside the shop? Why yes, "drinking at home" was involved
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Theory suggests women attracted to pink and red colors due to gatherer pasts, while men attracted to blues and greens for good hunting conditions
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal a one-of-a-kind car stereo system it's probably a bad idea to ask the guy you stole it from to install it for you. He might recognize it
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
McCain: "Arm Libyan rebels, like we did with the Afghans in the 80s." He added, "Because that worked out awesome for us, except for the whole 9/11 thing"
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 312: "Some Hate Broccoli...". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 27, 2011
(Gainesville.com)
 
 
 
Patrons shocked to discover that the man who was running a coin-operated tanning booth in his barn was videotaping them
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Atheists seek chaplain role in military. Subby can't believe it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man who consumed nothing but beer for Lent ends his fast with a bacon smoothie. God bless America
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(St. Tammany News)
 
 
 
Dad covers nine-year old daughter's body with his own, protecting her from a falling tree and saving her life while losing his
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Beyonce releases new video for the White House's "Let's Move" campaign, which seeks to reduce childhood obesity through more frequent masturbation
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Syria to take short break from killing unarmed civilian protesters to accept appointment to UN Human Rights Commission
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(Some Cut Guy)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Anti-circumcision group says they have excess support for ballot measure, could cut some if they felt like it"
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(officer.com)
 
 
 
If you're in Buffalo and see a man handcuffed to a chair, call police. They'd like the chair back, along with the guy shackled to it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police won't take crackheads on mopeds lying down
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fish finder
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(Capital Times)
 
 
 
Shane Maynard will now demonstrate the different clues to look for that indicate you've had too much to drink
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Blue angels perform..yadda yadda, whoa thats a cool pic of a stunt
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Niger, pleas for help
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(Some Guy)
 
NewsFlash
 
Live video coverage of "mile wide wedge" tornado going through Birmingham. Don't roll, Tide Farkers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Prince William could overshadow his father to become the next King of England, which may prove difficult because of the size of his father's ears
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles is doing its part to make sure Rome burns. You know, Rome's cleaners on 5th and Melrose?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
High bacteria levels found at Ecola Creek State Park
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Man who wasted 18 years of his life and $20 million making "Atlas Shrugged" says that critics and Democrats have "won" and he will retire from filmmaking and "pull a John Galt." Howard Roark unavailable for laughter
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Woman describes hiring hit man to kill her husband as "scripted ploy to snag a reality TV show" by the couple. This is surprising news to the prosecution, the judge...and the husband himself
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Climbing a jetway is no big deal - unless you're Gabby Giffords, heading to Florida for your husband's shuttle liftoff
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Proving the N is for knowledge, the University of Nebraska considers charging engineering majors more than English majors because they make so much more money
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(WLSAM)
 
 
 
♫ 5-8-8 6-feet-under EEM-P-I-R-E ♫
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Fake tornado determined to have done no damage. Well, that's a relief
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Do you know the muffin man? Who lives on Drury lane? Yeah, he's dead
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If you picked "a matter of hours" as to when the birther goalposts would move from the birth certificate to Obama's school records, then step forward and claim your prize
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that city dwellers have larger brains than country bumpkins
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(AppleInsider)
 
 
 
Congress in 2001: All cell phones must be able to track the location of users. Congress in 2011: OMG CELL PHONES ARE TRACKING THE LOCATION OF USERS
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Man discovers a new life-form, strange hole in the wall, in a South African truck stop bathroom
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this high tension work
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(news press)
 
 
 
If you get pulled over by a cop for speeding, do you: A) apologize, B) cooperate fully, or C) place a fake 911 call about a shooting when the cop isn't watching?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
New study swears kids who spend lots of time online get more sex, drink more. But you wouldn't know it, it's from Canada
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(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
Police say men disguised in spray tan solution robbed paint ball store, Jersey Shore cast named prime suspects
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Sick bags. Get your royal sick bags here. You, good sir, protect your crown jewels with royal purple condoms. Slideshow of Royal Wedding memorabilia
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama calls for $4 billion cut to welfare
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
They say you don't really know a person til you've walked a mile in their meth-filled shoes
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
If there's a nationwide manhunt out for you, it's probably better if you don't sit in a supermarket enjoying a Starbucks for an hour in full view of everyone, including cops
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Rule #34 certainly applies to the latest IHOP fight caught on video
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(Pat's Papers)
 
 
 
"Baffled" jury acquits man of stealing 99-cent hot dog
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
HA HA the ACLU wants the Chicago PD to STOP SPYING ON THE QUAKERS
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Frankly, if a commuter someday grabs a length of neoprene tubing and begins giving himself an enema on the 8:12, I plan to pop in the iPod earbuds, crank the volume, look out the window and ignore the whole thing"
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
27 hit songs as understood by a five-year-old
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(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
FBI joins hunt for missing Maine mom after confirming that she is both Caucasian and attractive
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
I like cupcakes, I like vodka, I LOVE this
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Unexpectedly high levels of radiation found at nuclear plant. Nope, not that one. Try Ohio
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(WISHTV)
 
 
 
From the "It's just a little gas" file: Explosion creates flaming manhole
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Colorado couple flies into Pennsylvania to attend funeral, sell a pound of meth and unwittingly, their private plane (with "you don't say?" mugshots)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"In particular, courtiers are said to have shuddered over her suggestion to erect glitter balls in the throne room where a post-wedding breakfast disco is going to be held"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Guess which country Donald Trump's clothing line is manufactured in. Go ahead, guess
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(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
Man injured when hit by own car -- as thief tries to steal it -- and still manages to catch the crook. Chuck Norris surrenders
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
1 in 4 children in US raised by a romantic comedy-eligible parent
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
When are you due? - As soon as I get this 21-pound cyst removed and get myself pregnant...I'd say two or three years
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(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pancake pourer
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Gallup Poll: Only 43 percent of Americans believe Donald Trump is definitely a natural-born citizen. The rest know he was born in New York
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
A Kate stand-in stars in official Royal Wedding dress rehearsal. Prince William considers honeymoon dry-run
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Good thing Obama got us out of Afghanistan a couple of years ago as promised, or eight NATO troops may have been killed there today
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As China ages, the youth in Asia will face difficult decisions
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Man on crutches manages to escape police custody outside of courthouse
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
$43.5 million dollar mansion in the Hamptons not big enough for your family of five? Just bulldoze it and build a bigger one. Duh
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Kung Fu Fighting is now considered racist. Well, the 1974 hit song by Carl Douglas is, anyway
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What could possibly be the most awesome school ever. One teacher having threesomes with students and one just screwing around with others
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Tue April 26, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some people can just never remember the old adage: Don't bring a rake to a weedwhacker fight
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who else forgot that today was bring your kid to road rage day?
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
News of the typewriter's death have been greatly exaggera ed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Pyjama-clad Ninja bringing justice to the mean streets of Kent"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And the new voice of the AFLAC duck is.....Daniel McKeague. Wait what?
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman meets man online, falls in love. Still not news: Man dies from cancer before the two could meet. Fark: Woman's friends discover that the man, and his entire family and friends were all characters created by another woman
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this intercontinental cable construction
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Everything You Wanted To Know About Fantasy Mutant Sperm But Were Afraid To Ask
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(G4TV)
 
NewsFlash
 
Sony: PSN Users' Personal Information Obtained By "Unauthorized Person." Everyone panic?
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(WLKY)
 
 
 
Man arrested after walking in interstate traffic, tells police he wants to "kick his father's ass" for not having sex with his mother
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Road signs intended for animals
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
He only had two weeks to retirement. I'm getting too old for this shiat
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson says that married liberal women abort their babies in order to put themselves on "a level playing field" with childless lesbians
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fiscally responsible convicted rapist turns down operation for a heart transplant that would have cost the taxpayers around $800,000, just wants to be left alone to die instead
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
While high and watching an episode of "The Jeffersons" with a friend, he came to the realization he was Jesus
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Science has found a way to make your hot fudge sundae healthier
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(Foobies)
 
 
 
Headline:"Every fifth German has a drinking problem". Surprisingly the article is not about a sudden alcohol shortage in Germany at all
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
We got your test results back from the lab
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Californians are mad as hell and still going to take it a lot more
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sick man receives restaurant bill while being loaded into ambulance. Now THAT'S service
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Poly Styrene is dead. The world not so day-glo anymore
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(Some Dummy)
 
 
 
Sanford man caught on surveillance camera urinating on cough drops in Walgreens. YOU BIG DUMMY
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(AP)
 
 
 
Phoebe Snow, 'Poetry Man' singer, dies at 60
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"He spent the found money at Chipotle and on helium balloons. 'I remember because I earmarked it for non-essentials'"
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
When it comes to the priesthood, The Episcopal Church is all for ordaining men, women, gays, llamas...just not this guy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists, who are just messing with us now, say men have a choice: eat Omega-3 oils, and be at high risk for a very nasty form of prostate cancer, or eat trans-fats and be at low risk, but set yourself up for a massive coronary
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Evil ninjas terrorise Pittsburgh
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Inventor of the teleprompter dies. President Obama said to be at a "loss for words"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Shi'ites getting Syrias, wrapping babies in foil, and a zombie treaty on the horizon: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/17 - 4/23
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Anderson Cooper: Yo, Hannity, I heard you liked bias, so I'm putting some bias in your show about bias
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After weeks of working in shifts, deputies arrest the criminal masterminds behind the Walmart cardboard box caper. With pic of what a criminal mastermind might look like
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
27 fire crews, 38 police cars and 473 various emergency personnel converge to rescue naked woman in her 20's from river
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Think drug war violence is bad now? Well, get ready: it's about to get worse
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not News: Fan proposes to ballplayer. News: Gets lots of responses. Fark: Because she printed her cell number on the sign and it got shown on television
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(EITB)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan sentenced to serve as janitor at Los Angeles morgue where autopsy of Michael Jackson took place
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ugly ass...who am I kidding, aww inducing twin polar bear pictures
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fire ants learn to form rafts to survive flooding, in case anybody thought that they could escape painful stinging death by fleeing in a boat
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A tale of two hookers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you steal your brother's unmarked police car and badge, avoid pulling over the daughter of a real cop
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Ted Bundy was from the Planet of the Apes, Jack the Ripper was the Elephant Man, and no black or asian dude looks like what you think he does. Your police sketch vs. actual picture of perp roundup
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Former US president Jimmy Carter arrives in Pyongyang to reduce area tensions, explain how "food" works
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK to remain in Libya for 'the long haul' as Gaddafi is dug in like an Alabama tick
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Property owner: Hey, I'd like to rezone my property to have a nuclear reactor. County commissioners: Hahahahahahaha, GTFO
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
New document reveals that Chicago was selected as a "major terrorist target," but was abandoned for the summer because terrorists couldn't top the Cubs' horrific endeavors
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(Google)
 
 
 
Ukraine seeks millions for Chernobyl shelter, and hey, not a moment too soon
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
"My name is Dave, and I'm an alcoholic." "Hi, Dave." "My name is Kim, and I'm an alcoholic." "Hi, Kim.""My name is ? and I'm a stab-myself-in-the-chest- oholic." "EEEWW"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
There will be 5000 cops on duty for 1900 invited guests at the Royal Wedding. I thought you people knew how to behave at one of these things
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There have always been those special financial wizards in the world who pay half their paychecks or more just to cover rent. But there are more of them now than there have been in about 50 years
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Wrap your head around this statistic: over 18 percent of American personal income now comes from Federal assistance
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Showering every day, rinsing after brushing teeth could be bad for your health. Residents of France, West Virginia now expected to live forever
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Lets see, Royal guest list approved, Westminster Abbey prepared, all food and drink fit for the Royal couple ready. Did anyone bother to check the weather?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Finally, an explanation of why you like such sucky food
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Plans to build new UFO museum are currently in cryo-sleep due to budget, paperwork error, inability to convince patrons that the anal probe was necessary
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(WMTW.com)
 
 
 
When sending five pounds of pot through the mail, be sure to get the address right, or your three pounds might end up at the wrong house and the police will end up with that pound of weed
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Because there wasn't a seat-belt on the hood, that's why
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Good news: Venezuela raises its minimum wage by 25%. Socialist workers' paradise: 27% inflation. La matemática es difícil
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Think there have been more tornadoes this year than normal? You're right. 2011 has been the busiest year for tornado activity since 1974. Bonus: May typically sees twice as many tornadoes as April
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
White House: "Syria not another Libya" ... which is not another Iraq, which was not another Afghanistan, which is not another Viet Nam
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(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
Today's "flight can't land because there's no response from air traffic control" story brought to you by Tampa International Airport
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Did you hear the one about the homeless man who breaks into a Christian radio station, performs a sex act, and then threatens to rape the radio host?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Much like your Mom, Greece is turning out to be a deeper and darker hole than anticipated. 'Obvious' tag explodes, leaving no trace but a tattered, smoldering pair of granny panties
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Plan to walk around naked and go unnoticed in South Florida city of 150,000 fails ... BIG TIME
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Makers of dog fighting game app unconcerned with the controversy. After all, their product is a game without any real vicktims
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
NY Times correction: ""A series of pictures last Sunday of covers of the magazine Tiger Beat...erroneously included a parody cover, produced by the satiric newspaper The Onion, that featured a picture of President Obama"
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(al-Arabiya)
 
 
 
Oman cleric speaks out in support of letting owomen hold elective office, defying the typical stereotype of Oman omales
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama's strategy of raising gas prices to their highest level in years may backfire with the voters
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Phishing Scams. New and Shiny: Vishing Scams
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Your Baby Boomer colleagues would like you to know that being wrinkled, out-of-touch, scared of technology, and disgruntled about having no money left to retire makes them an asset in the office
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
German gas station charges €9.99 per liter - *Gasp*. Wait, is that good?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
NATO says Al-Qaeda's 'Afghan number two' is dead. Or in a cave. Or in Pakistan. Or at a Burger King in Ypsilanti, MI with Elvis
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida man attempting a "donut" leaves the passenger and himself krispy and kremed
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you are a Buckingham Palace guard, it's probably not a good idea to post on Facebook that Kate Middleton is a stuck up cow
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stock photos that make no sense: I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a dog with a doughnut on his head
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dear America, stop obsessing over Islamic extremists, cut way back on military spending, and start investing in education, infrastructure, diplomacy and health care. Yours truly, the Joint Chiefs of staff, Pentagon
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Are you unconsciously racist?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this airdrop
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Entire town of Vilonia AR destroyed by tornado
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The FBI's art crimes team paints criminals in a corner. I'VE BEEN FRAMED
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
You are a bored kid in Pennsylvania, do you: C) Cause $164,000 worth of damage by driving an excavator into a bulldozer. Bonus: Set off every fire extinguisher on location
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Red pepper spice may reduce appetite, as volunteers showed no interest in food during the time their mouths and throats were on fire
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Japanese nuclear power plant taken down by: Earthquake, tsunami. American nuclear power plant taken down by: Grass
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The last typewriter factory shuts its doors
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Mon April 25, 2011
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Woman dies of hantavirus. This is not a repeat from 1993
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(S.C., need I type more?)
 
 
 
All terrain, my ass (With water damage insurance goodness)
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(kcci.com)
 
 
 
Two hurt when bridge collapses in Fort Dodge. In related news, Fort Dodge to be renamed Fort Haul Ass
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
You take the highbrow, and I'll take the lowbrow. And I'll be in the Roundup afore ye
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Brown recluse spiders could spread across America due to climate change. Sleep tight
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this discontinued line
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(Google)
 
 
 
Cannonball done
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Man makes home in 14-foot rowboat, is self-sufficient - more oar less
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Investigator says New Orleans police more dangerous than terrorists
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
High schools slap high-faluting names on their courses to brag that they're teaching loads of high achievers. "Algebra II is sometimes just Algebra I. And College Preparatory Biology can be just Biology"
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(AOL News)
 
 
 
Turning in homework to a teacher you don't like? Sending a letter to a bill collector or in-law? Here's the perfect solution
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Funding increased for program to give drunks a safe ride home. Anti DWI groups have a problem with this
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Bartender refuses to serve customer. Naturally, the customer grabs a patio table and tries to break all the windows
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(spokesman.com)
 
 
 
Miner finally recovered from Unlucky Friday mine
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(Some Tappet Brothers)
 
 
 
Top 10 Signs You Should Pull Over Immediately. Subby has a funny story for each of them
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
State Department wants passport applicants to reveal lifetime employment history
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not content to outlaw same sex marriage Texas now seeks to outlaw marriage between a man and a woman if the woman used to be a man or the man used to be a woman
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Jesus is coming, get tweeting
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(AnnArbor.com)
 
 
 
You know, it's just inconsiderate to attempt suicide in a way that leads to a hazmat situation at the hospital
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(Wired)
 
 
 
One out of three people reading this may suffer from hikikomori
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man is pretty sure he can run beneath slow-moving truck without being squished. Man is flat wrong
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(Outside)
 
 
 
Elite Kenyan runners prove it's possible to run down an antelope on foot. Legally, they could have killed their prey but ultimately decided to let Ms. Hilton go
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
News: EPA refuses to grant oil drilling permits to Shell, who has spent $4B developing Alaskan site. Fark: Because exhaust from ice breaking ship might effect eskimo village, population 245
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
You could try to get dental care from the state of Florida, but it would be like pulling teeth. While getting a root canal. Bunch of anti-dentites
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Relax you pervs, it's still okay to surf for porn at the NYC library
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Bat Bugs and Zombie Bugs and Assassin Bugs Oh....f*ck
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Squatters Paradise: List of American towns with at least 50 percent vacancy rates
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Rule #17 when robbing a bank: do not return to the scene of the crime to retrieve your stickup note
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(Government Technology)
 
 
 
Highways made of solar cell-embedded glass may one day power world, LSD trips
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
You can find all kinds of stuff at the annual Easter egg hunt--dyed eggs, chocolate bunnies, the sex offender who assaulted you years ago
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Extraterrestrials, ghosts, witches, zombies and vampires have cost one Welsh police department over £500,000
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Workers with company pensions: 1988 63%, 2010 30%, Companies providing health care: 1988 66%, 2010 28%, CEO pay vs Worker Pay: 1970 $45 to each $1, 2010 $1,723 to each worker $1. Are you falling for the Entitlements are Breaking America lie?
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
20-year-old storm chaser extremely proud of his YouTube fame and modified car. He's single ladies, and has probably never felt the touch of a woman
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Iran: "A second virus has hit the mainframe"
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