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Sun April 24, 2011
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Flight crew overpowers hijacker on Paris-Rome flight after he demands to go to Libya
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(193)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ex-cons put to work boiling thousands of eggs for White House egg roll. Find the egg with the condom full of drugs inside and win a prize
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(65)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
"Fark put it up, thinking it would be a temporary thing, but we quickly discovered that there were more than enough strange things happening in Florida to warrant the tag"
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(102)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
8 powerful women who got pushed out (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Seven women who live on the same street in Wales all had babies within seven weeks of each other. As true of Welsh women, several are pretty hot, the others are KILL IT WITH FIRE
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(178)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Video of an albino raccooon with a surprise ending, directed by M. Night Shymalan. YEAH, I STOLE THAT JOKE FROM THE COMMENTS, you got beef?
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(71)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man plays too much Mario and moves into a pipe. The Sun is there
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(65)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The terrifying truth behind the worst candy known to man: Peeps
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(305)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Man charged with teasing police dog by barking at it now says law violates his free speech
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(92)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Like a genteel, heartwarming Thankgiving dinner. With the Manson family
 
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
25 years ago, one Soviet journalist with giant lead balls was so determined to spread the word of Chernobyl that he snuck in and took photos, but the radiation was so extreme that his film was ruined. So he went back in again
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(72)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Man charged with dumping $200 worth of gas. Which is strange since, at today's prices, he could've just put it in his gas tank with room to spare
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(68)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Again, our favorite state earns its own tag with the extreme sport of...SIGN SPINNING
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(83)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Americans excited about upcoming royal wedding. Just kidding, we don't even know what reality shows those two starred in
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(174)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the new meme sensation, Tina Fey's daughter Alice
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass tiger cubs open their eyes for the first time. With AWWWOHMYGOSHSOFUZZY video goodness
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(41)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Five biggest disasters in disaster relief. Come for the napalm, stay for the opossum
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(81)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
For all of you waiting for your flying car, here it is
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(74)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Midwest Eats" recreates the food everybody is going to be eating in about 2 years from now. BOOYAH: It's what's for dinner
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(232)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Google executive defends way they gather phone data, notes we have always been at war with Eastasia
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(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this person in a less painful place
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(20)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Sheep growers benefit from low supply, high demand, lack of Scotsmen
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(39)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
An inside look at the U.S. military's growing obsession with tea. No, not the party, the beverage itself. Jean Luc Picard nods in approval
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(80)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sadly Sathya Sai Baba Succumbs. Silently Slipped away at Sri Sathya Sai Institute
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(68)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Marines in in Afghanistan to get ballistic boxers, designed to keep the boys safe
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(46)
 
(The Michigan Messenger)
 
 
 
As if foster kids didn't have it hard enough already, Michigan decides they should only shop at second hand stores
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(229)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
What should you do if an alligator you've never met before wants to use your bathroom?
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(36)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Since 1938 the US has banned the importing of chocolate eggs with small toys hidden inside. This Easter one woman wants to see that rule changed
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(187)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Not cool: extortion. Cool: three-year conviction. Fark: clown suit
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(20)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Kentucky church unanimously votes to stop signing marriage licenses until gay marriage is legalized
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(329)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Teen tries to feed shark, succeeds
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(29)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The man who brought you the CD has been ejected
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(76)
 
(KSAT)
 
 
 
Priest denies first communion for child with cerebral palsy, mental capacity of a six-month-old because he doesn't understand its meaning. So what's the excuse for other parishioners?
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(187)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
55-year-old woman busted for DUI says she was only driving to KFC to test out her new false teeth
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(14)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Hide yo pot, hide yo weed. They arrestin' everybody around here. (With mug shot)
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(103)
 
(Some Woman)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bread baker
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(23)
 
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
There is a special place in Hell for you if you break into an apartment and steal a 2-year-old's piggy bank
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(81)
 


Sat April 23, 2011
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman cited for throwing her weeds in a green waste bin because they had too much dirt on them
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(65)
 
(Trib Local)
 
 
 
Environmental group wants wind turbines banned. That blows
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(155)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Your fifth annual Peeps Show winner and runners up
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(54)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Syrian forces open fire on funeral procession. At least one dead
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(64)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ben-Ali, Mubarak, Saleh
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(125)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: The moment before something bad happens
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(55)
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
Firefighters called out to cool hot coffee
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(31)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Speed limit being lowered on the Golden Gate Bridge angers ultra-douche crowd in spandex who have to be at the gym in 26 minutes
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(256)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Salvation Army told to stop providing free meals to flood-fighting volunteers "so the local businesses could reap the benefits"
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(159)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Carob, a detestable product that is against all that is good, is recalled. Out, damn fake chocolate, out
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(152)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
We can all rest easy tonight, knowing that Homeland Security has revolked drivers licenses of everyone who took lesson from former driving instructor
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
France launches international search over unsolved murder, their finest detective needs a minkey, your finest rhee-oom, and found a bimb in the trink of your car. I said, there's a bimb in zee trink. A BIMB IN ZEE TRINK
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(46)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Scenes from Anime Boston 2011. Otherwise known as a 35-page slideshow of guys that will never, ever get laid
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(177)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
TSA screener has a seat over there. At least it's a start
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(126)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
At last we have an answer to the age old question of who would win in a fight: 15 year old Girl or Walmart rent-a-cop?
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(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stupidest new product to ensure that your child remains safely in their bubble: The No-Hit Pinata
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(144)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
More and more college graduates are defaulting on their student loans. Guess those fancy MBAs and law degrees don't count for much at Wal-Mart
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(191)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Easter Celebrations of the world #13: The Hungarian wet t-shirt contest
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(53)
 
(YourTango)
 
 
 
12 reasons women can't stand nice guys (not really a problem with Farkers, but interesting story anyway)
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(830)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
America's Toughest Sheriff fires chief deputy, Dave Hendershott. This is like The Emperor firing Darth Vader
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(71)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP to use sleeping air-traffic controller story to push for privatization. Because if there's anyone you want making $12/hr with no benefits, it's an air-traffic controller
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(218)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Got some Duct Tape? Want an extra $5,000 for college? Well, make yourself a nice Duct Tape dress, wear it to prom, and get a pretty hefty scholarship
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GM, that incompetent and doomed behemoth of an auto-maker that the socialist Obama should have let die off rather than bail it out and turn it into "Government Motors", is poised to re-take the worldwide lead in car sales from Toyota
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(155)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Police officer orders passenger out of car due to "faint odor" of marijuana. Massachusetts Supreme Court tells cops to mellow out
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(134)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Drive-through services not invented yet. Link goes to inspiration
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Homeless woman arrested for sending her kid to school because she didn't technically live in the school district
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(232)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Gallant lays low and lets the heat die down following his bank robbery. Goofus posts "I'M RICH" and "U HAVE TO PAST THE LINE SOMETIMES TO GET DIS MONEY" on his facebook
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(91)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
While April showers may come your way, If you steal some flowers, in jail you'll stay. So if it's raining, don't forget, leaving your name and address behind you'll regret
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(15)
 
(Radio Sweden)
 
 
 
Hot, progressive Finnish governor asked to come to work more often. Subby experiments with how many lies he can put into a headline
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(50)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston officials ask restaurant to donate burritos to city event then threaten to shut down restaurant for giving away free food without a permit
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(80)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
33-year-old woman arrested for making boy's spring break the BEST, BREAK, EVER (with, MMMHHMM, yep mugshot)
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(114)
 
(Some Guy Gone Wild)
 
 
 
Not news: Girls Gone Wild bus shows up for promotion at bar. Fark: Disappointed that there weren't enough girls, angry bar patron attacks the bus
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(60)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Old & Busted: calling in sick to work because your tummy hurts. New Hotness: wanting to return to work just three months after being shot in the head
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(58)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man shot in head with potato gun is lucky an eye wasn't put out
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(41)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Castaway Ginger (and Black and White) washes ashore on Governors Island just in time for Caturday
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(1042)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Toronto Transit Commission has problem with tasteful picture of Moses' balls
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(28)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Murder suspect tries to dodge a police manhunt by leaping into the Grand Canyon. Thelma, Louise unavailable for comment
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's mystery substance found on an airplane that causes mass panic is toilet paper
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(25)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
We are 'just one hurricane' away from $6 a gallon gas
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(194)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tunnel of fun
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man dies in house fire, but his $2 million comic collection survives to be inherited. Fark needs a SUSPICIOUS tag
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(67)
 
(Some reber w/o a cause)
 
 
 
Caption this Asian motorcycle gang
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(60)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The latest tool used by police to subdue a suspect: lollipops
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(26)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Large tornado, now arriving Gate 11... Gate 12... Gate 13
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(94)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Ten year old girl is mad as hell about sexism, and she's not going to take it anymore
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(295)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Crucifixion feels 'like getting an injection". You're doing it wrong
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(122)
 


Fri April 22, 2011
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
When good ideas go bad: Seattle's eco-friendly rain gardens are turning into muddy, mosquito-breeding, child-drowning, eyesores
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(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ladies and Gentlemen, a new paint huffing challenger emerges
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(105)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Dude, let it go. She's just not that into you anymore
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(33)
 
(Some Guys)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stretching soldier
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(35)
 
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Scared of flying? Don't visit these countri- Scratch that, just don't visit these countries, period
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(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Students always act up when there's a substitute teacher, especially when she's pounding a bottle of Grey Goose in class
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(58)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Toddler rescued from running laundromat washing machine. When pulled out he appeared quite agitated
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(55)
 
(Journal-Courier)
 
 
 
Speak Like Shakespeare Day in Illlinois: Methinks the state doth smoketh too much
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(39)
 
(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Remember that story a few days ago about the teacher who insisted Easter eggs be called "Spring Spheres"? About that
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(142)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Quotable Trump: "She went to my wedding. She had lots and lots of cake, and I'll tell you what, she is a terrible human being"
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(159)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
American contractor accused of sexually harassing women in Iraq. Difficulty: doesn't rhyme with "Smackwater"
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(50)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
African police: If you see that damn shapeshifting monster walking around town again, please take a picture of it
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man desperately needs to evacuate his bowels, ends up evacuating a whole school instead
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(62)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
School bus driver finds "evidence of a solo sex act" in seat where 53-year-old man pretending to be student was sitting. Fark: He fooled bus driver with ingenious disguise consisting of carrying a backpack
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(73)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Remember that massive pipeline explosion in San Bruno, CA? Utility company say documentation on all their older pipelines will never be found. So that concludes that, and sleep tight California
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(120)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The greatest customer service policy ever written
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(126)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Preparations are being made for Barack Obama's visit to his real home - Moneygall, County Offaly, Ireland
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(67)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Blind dog has guide goose. No, I'm not having a stroke, that's the actual story
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A star is born as baby makes a dramatic entrance to the world and lands his first role on Broadway
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(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett no longer believes in the American dollar, will be searching for his cheeseburgers in other paradises
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(79)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You have $5,000 and you want to get to Vegas. Do you C) jump in an NYC taxi for 40 hours of self-congratulatory über-fail
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(90)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Massive water-main break that shut down the capitol for three days caused by (shakes Magic 8 Ball)... beavers?
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(45)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Eleven questions that will determine how sexy you are
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(87)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Police: "We've yet to find the weapon used in the shoot-out." Reporter: "What's that on the ground behind you?" Police: "Oh"
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(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
How one woman used four easy tips to drop 232 lbs and transform herself into a happy, healthy confident man
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(136)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest pictures of Earth taken from the ISS you will see, well, ever
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(53)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
How many times have you been sitting in a restaurant and thought, "Fork that guy with the cell phone"
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(55)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Good news: You just won big at the casino. Bad news: The casino knows you owe child support
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(69)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Dunkin' Donuts heart-shaped, white iced, raspberry filled "Royal Wedding Donut" is really the best and only way to celebrate the, uh, Royal Wedding
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(27)
 
(lehighvalleylive)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania liquor board realizes that overpriced wine in vending machines isn't a viable business model. Solution: Put overpriced liquor in vending machines
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hacker caught with 675,000 stolen credit card numbers pleads guilty to one count of identity theft and wire fraud. His lawyer looks like a first ballot shoo-in for the Hall of Fame
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(34)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Five awesomely sarcastic Supreme Court decisions
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(80)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
NJ worker fired over Quran burning gets job back
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(64)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Woman has her monkey confiscated
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sea serpent
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(27)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
A long time ago, a messenger was sent from the heavens to teach us about peace and love. He died, then later came back to life and ascended back into the heavens
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(68)
 
(Miller-McCune)
 
 
 
US military to leave Iraq in December, but don't worry, the contractors will be taking over...okay, worry
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michigan police deny using data extraction devices (DEDs) to download people's cell phones during routine traffic stops. Then again they only admitted they have the DEDs after people complained cops were downloading their phones
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(109)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sewage study reveals crapload of speed and ecstasy use
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(24)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Obama gives the go to US military to unleash Predators on Gaddafi military forces. Good luck Nomar
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
US Customs and Border Patrol confiscates Kinder chocolate eggs with toys inside so your snowflake can sleep well at night
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(60)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Koran-burning pastor Terry Jones goes up to Michigan to protest nonexistent Sharia law. While there, he shoots a hole through the floor of his car for Jesus
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(184)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you live in Arizona or Seattle, don't freak out if you see an authentic WWII-era German Focke-Wulf 190 bumping around the neighborhood, it means no harm. Or so the Germans would have us believe
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(54)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pricipal. Caught sayof ousting Asssad. "Here is Afghanistan." Is this revolution or not? Protestors say yes. Damacus square looking for liberty -OR- "Hello, our government is Mangolian"
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(75)
 
(Travel Channel)
 
 
 
Somewhere, Emo Philips has an erection
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Striking truck drivers in Shanghai angry over government policies have slowed Chinese exports to the US. US conservatives will have to decide if the hate Unions or communists more before deciding how to feel about this
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(39)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
3D porn film beats off Avatar at Hong Kong box office
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lucknow termites do the needful
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
LA to Electric Daisy Carnival: Yeah we don't think we want to let you weirdos throw your giant rave here anymore. Las Vegas: Pfft we get weirder things free in our breakfast cereal, come on down
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(59)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
TSA forces a plane about to take off to return to gate to remove three suspicious passengers; deemed suspicious by having some semblance of dignity after leaving the TSA checkpoint
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(110)
 
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Most amazing pictures you will see today of McDonald Observatory being spared from Texas wildfires
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Marines in Afghanistan apparently had a little down time and decided to create their own music video to Britney Spears' "Hold It Against Me" FarK: It's Semper-Fabulous
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(93)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
A swan, a tractor, a love story. More like a stalker story, but whatever
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one. British think they go to the dentist too often
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pretending to be asleep does not make you invisible to police
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(29)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Pentagon: "Hey, Fairfax, we're moving 6,000 workers to your busiest area. Don't worry about traffic, it'll be fine. We'll grease them or something, they'll slide through gridlock." Fairfax: "Uh, no"
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(172)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Lawmaker calls fruity malt liquor drink 'binge-in-a-can.' They always come up with good names for stuff
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(99)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
"Five-week-old baby severely burned in cooking accident." This may be a modest proposal, but next time try wrapping the baby in foil to prevent accidents
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(89)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Major League Eating purges champion wiener-eater Takeru Kobayashi from the great "Wall of Fame" on Coney Island
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(106)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Here in the US police sometimes threaten to go on strike over pay reductions, or loss of benefits. French police are threatening to go on strike over a ban on drinking on the job. I surrender
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(53)
 
(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to rob a bank, when you hand the teller a note, make sure its not on your personal stationary with your name on it
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If necessary, new automated toll system will travel back in time, look up every matching name in phone book, and terminate everyone to collect fees
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(32)
 
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Woman who sent email telling college repulicans to "F*ck off" gets several threats and vulgar emails that are reprinted for your pleasure and look like the Politics Tab during an election year
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(360)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
If you've gotten away with murder, don't tattoo a confession across your chest
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(73)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Enticing an alligator, "sudden snatching," stealing 1.21 gigawatts of electricity, and more. It's your Friday Photo Fun Match Game
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(17)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Property owners who live along the Potomac River sue because the river got all rivery on them
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(36)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Smokin' hot mayor calls police on the police
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(107)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Seven women busted for FELONY prostitution. (With slide show that starts with "it could happen", but goes down hill in a hurry)
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(68)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Timing is everything when dropping missiles. Not so much with fake missiles
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(17)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
From Hawaii, a new candidate for dumbest legislation ever: proposed liabilities for guidebook writers for any deaths that happen at spots they recommend
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(79)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Tough to find a jury for Blago because an "extraordinarily large number" of potential jurors say they believe some politicians take money to influence their votes
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(33)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Can Louisiana out-derp Arizona?
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(129)
 
(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
Guess who wins in a smackdown between homeless man and wheelchair man
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(20)
 
(The Augusta Chronicle)
 
 
 
What is "out of the ordinary?" US reactor shuts down unexpectedly
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(44)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
James Frey wants another Oprah tongue lashing. Giggity
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stealth bulldozer steals railroad
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(31)
 
(Some Former Flyer)
 
 
 
Photoshop this break down
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(14)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Earth Day co-founder killed, composted girlfriend. How will you celebrate Earth Day?
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(162)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Sir? Sir....I..SIR....I...yes, hello. Sir, would please wipe down the equipment after using it? Yes. Thank you.. I.... OH GOD. SIR STOP THAT. I DIDN'T MEAN" (pic of bare ass in link)
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(84)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mexico goes full retard
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(204)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida man killed for his gold chain. Au no
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(27)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Today's "Headline You'll Wish You'd Never Seen Award goes to: "Man says he ejaculated into a co-worker's water bottle because 'her lips had touched it' "
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(85)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
ProTip: When arriving at a hospital with a newborn you allegedly just gave birth to, your uterus and ovaries should STILL BE INSIDE YOUR BODY
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(133)
 
(Some Gay)
 
 
 
Montana court denies gays equal legal rights. Not to marry--that would be crazy. No, it only denies them the right to make burial arrangements, health care decisions, and financial choices for their loved ones. No biggie
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(162)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The ozone hole has dried out Australia and their delicious sausages
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(67)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this member of the Lifeguards Household Cavalry
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(32)
 


Thu April 21, 2011
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Dodge County, Georgia announces plans to fly Confederate battle flag 365 days* a year at courthouse (*or until they buckle to pressure, which will happen some time next week.)
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(210)
 
(Grist)
 
 
 
In some areas in the US, rooftop solar power is now cheaper than grid power
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(158)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Man who poisoned Auburn's infamous historic oak trees speaks to the press and mentions his children, Bear Bryant and Crimson Tyde. His third child, expected to be born in June, will be named Deacon Blues
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(127)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not content with the deaths that burning the Koran caused, asshat Florida preacher may do the same thing to an effigy of Mohammed
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(450)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Collection Agency wants to be friends with you on Facebook. Confirm or Ignore?
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(136)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Man poses as first responder, treats accident victim, then returns to his mild-mannered job as a restaurant dishwasher
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hot Mom contest. A few will leave you completely speechless (gallery, but soo worth it)
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(346)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man accused of DIY divorce
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(64)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Chinese author plans to spend more than $150,000 on plastic surgery to look like Shakespeare. Lord, what fools these mortals be
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(51)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Marital disputes compel IBM employee to log out
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(40)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Viagra beer created for royal wedding. Stiff upper lip, then?
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(34)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
When calling a restaurant, posing as a fake health inspector, make sure the real health inspector isn't there that day
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(20)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
E = Mpoverished²
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(147)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Dozens of high school boys relieved when teen girl un-pregnants herself in front of the whole school
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(213)
 
(Office of the Governor)
 
 
 
The state of Texas is officially praying for rain, Obama has yet to respond
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(154)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Every high school boy's dream: two teachers at the same time
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(155)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
CDC predicts that cool, sophisticated, and slightly dangerous people will be banned by 2020
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(78)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Old and busted: SoHo and TriBeCa. New hotness: NoBat, NoCal, BoHo, CanDo, ViVa, BoCoCa, ProCro, GoCaGa, FiDi, and SoBro. Bonus: state legislator wants to outlaw all of them
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(92)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
The search to recover the black boxes of Air France Flight 447, which crashed off of Brazil in 2009, uses technology pioneered by James Cameron. The plane was located almost 13,000 feet underwater
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(78)
 
(MyDesert)
 
 
 
Teenage girl who said she was going to Coachella Music Fest went on tour with drive-by truckers instead
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(84)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Cheetos dust, moldy carpet, and BO tinged with despair
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(30)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Bomb plot foiled by mall fire. Mojo Nixon to receive citation from Department of Homeland Security
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(66)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop this surprised shortstop
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(30)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
US to indirectly supply Al-Qaida with approximately 40 drones
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(106)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The best picture of fifth graders reacting to a sex ed lecture that you'll see this monthly cycle
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(142)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Study finds dieters confused by labels. Salad? Pasta? Same thing
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(80)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
British tourist on vacation catches sexually-transmitted organism
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(18)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona man arrested after exposure to liberty
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(31)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Situation in Texas may be ugly, but the pics are gorgeous
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(160)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Austrian Gallant sets out buckets to save frogs from getting run over on the highway. Italian Goofus steals the buckets and eats all the frog legs
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(51)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Goodluck Jonathan, bad luck for Nigerian civilians
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(32)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Barack Obama wanted to be prime minister of Indonesia at nine years old, had to settle for Leader of the Free World
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(123)
 
(Some Tfette)
 
 
 
Yesterday I lost another good friend to ALS. The walk is the 30th. Could you please help end this
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(164)
 
(the daily breeze)
 
 
 
Three California cops who took a patrol car on a joyride to Las Vegas sadly discover that only what happens IN Vegas stays in Vegas
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(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Why you should care about the royal wedding, you ignorant colonial lout
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(216)
 
(Some MOTY)
 
 
 
Bad: smuggling drugs in your ass to give to your boyfriend in prison. Worse: smuggling them in your baby's ass
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(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?
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(171)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Grandmother head-butts mugger. Bonus: from her mobility scooter
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(42)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Everybody suing BP causes BP to sue everybody else
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
First responders save woman from capsized boat after being in the freezing water for over an hour. FARK: They were prisoners at San Quentin
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There is nothing to fear, but fear itself... and super gonorrhea
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(125)
 
(Tom's Guide)
 
 
 
Apple included in its updated user agreement a provision allowing it to record the GPS position of iPads and iPhones. iBrother is watching you
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(378)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
There are only two things in this world that smell like fish. One of them is a highway covered in fish
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(57)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The great power of government is that it can help defend the defenseless, those who lack the power to protect themselves: Poor people. Minorities. Peanuts.
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(47)
 
(WTNH)
 
 
 
Convicted ATM skimmer faces up to 30 years of deposits
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(33)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Massachusetts is using taxpayer money to tell kids how to get a secret abortion. Hard to believe, but some people seem to have a problem with this
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(226)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Man has convinced three different judges speed cameras in his area are giving bogus tickets -- using the machine-never-lies cameras' own timestamped pictures as evidence against them
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(139)
 
(ProJo.com)
 
 
 
RI introduces "Good Time" bill aimed at keeping people in prison longer. Good times, good times
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man: "I didn't shoot my wife; my two-year-old toddler did". Police: "Well, then we'll just rule this an accident"
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(57)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Nice: Being 73 and going on a luxury cruise. Not so nice: Becoming ill and needing to be rescued from the ship while at sea. Fark: Your rescuers dropping you overboard into icy cold water in the process
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(54)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Homeowner near busy Phoenix intersection treats giant hive on his property, bee-larity ensues
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(125)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cow gives birth to rare set of tasty, tasty triplets
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(42)
 
(KFAB)
 
 
 
Government worker wants to retire while she's "still young" at 102
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(46)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
New fragrance launched based on different blood types. Because in this crazy world, we really want to make ourselves MORE attractive to vampires
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(43)
 
(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to rob a bank, make sure you're not wearing the same clothes that you have on in your Facebook profile pic
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this storm chaser
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(46)
 
(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
High school admits that asking boy who wore high heels to school to take shoes off was a little extreme, implements 'theme week' - Monday everyone would wear heels, Tuesday cross dress and on Wednesday girls wear blue and boys pink
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(103)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You've just won the Spanish Cup. What are you going to do now? I'm going to get the trophy crushed by the team bus during the victory parade
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(63)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
"Investigators found a bloody spoon on the kitchen counter and Pogue's eyeballs in a trash can"
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(119)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Local oddball wants to press grapes, but faces the wrath of the Chicago way
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(18)
 
(Some Guy Named Dutch)
 
 
 
The scariest mugshot you'll see for a long time. Either that or The Predator has been captured
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(158)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Police say man had torture room in his home -- complete with chains, paddles, belts, and equipment to give electric shocks. A visit there was bound to be fun
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(129)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently, some New Yorkers are so mad the Cash Cab doesn't come around to their neighborhood that they keep shooting the cabbies who do
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(43)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
For those of you who couldn't figure out the complexities of the standard bath towel, here's help
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(129)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Arizona to name Colt Revolver as the official state gun, the 2nd state to note a firearm. So Illinois would get the Tommy Gun, California the sawed-off shotgun. What would your state pick?
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(533)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Woodridge Chief Steven Herron said junior officer stickers are typically given out free to local children at police events, but "do not entitle (recipients) to any police powers"
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these leaf blowers
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(20)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 311: "Can I Get a Show of Hands?" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's contest
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Wed April 20, 2011
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Famous clown's organ may not be real. Don't let them big shoes fool you
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(35)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Traffic authority hopes to snatch woman's license plate, gives her plenty of lip. Maybe they should think outside the box
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(78)
 
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
High school baseball season ends early because of underage drinking, giving kids more free time for underage drinking
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(51)
 
(Kenai, Alaska)
 
 
 
Photoshop this temporal testament
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(23)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Iran waits for National Army Day to unveil their advanced technology in mop uniforms and supermarket kiddy rides. Bonus: heavily padded cartoon army
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(181)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Chemicals being spread over populated areas to prevent spread of wildfires in Texas. That's retardant
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(171)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, the polls are in, and this much is clear: Americans are perfectly fine with taxing the bejesus out of the wealthy
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(624)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Not News: Mexicans will do the jobs Americans won't do. Fark: Windfarming
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(69)
 
(ktvb.com)
 
 
 
Once again, if you have half a pound of pot, don't speed. The police will seize your 4oz of weed
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(87)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Dog ownership to be outlawed in Iran. Your dog wants justice
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(176)
 
(LA Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Oscar-nominated director/photographer Tim Hetherington killed in Libya, three others wounded
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(335)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not to alarm anyone, but tomorrow is the day Skynet becomes self-aware
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(177)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
We're getting close, folks, and the question will soon be answered: Will May 12 mark the end of the world? Includes bonus "what Judgement Day might look like" pic
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(243)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Minnesota bill to allow anyone caught going undercover to document animal abuses at a factory farm to be sentenced to five years in jail
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(139)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Pardon me, sir, but may I be arrested for drug possession? Here is my pill
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lucky worker may still be alive in Lucky Friday Mine that collapsed last Friday
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gold passes $1,500 an ounce. Great, now Glenn Beck will never shut up
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(266)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
L.A. police believe they captured world arch-nemesis, "Space Invader"
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(81)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
The new Old Spice guy smells even better than the old Old Spice guy
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(90)
 
(Government Technology)
 
 
 
Obama "accidentally" let it slip that IT at the federal level is "horrible"
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(219)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Man arrested after forgetting which strip club he'd been banned from
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Congressman Jason Chaffetz (R-ealistic) calls for parental consent before the TSA can molest your six-year-old
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(246)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obama declares parts of North Carolina a disaster, and oh, yeah, that a big storm messed 'em up real good too
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(61)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Worried about losing your boarding pass? This might be just the thing for you
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(35)
 
(Courier Press)
 
 
 
It's Log, it's Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's Log, it's Log, it's better if you don't get crushed underneath its 3,000 pound weight when it rolls off the trailer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Houston police open investigation into how a five-year-old got the gun he brought to kindergarten with him, then realize "Oh yeah, this is Texas", and promptly close the case
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(164)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Study finds that attractive men have long ring fingers. Giggity
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(95)
 
(Some Guys)
 
 
 
Photoshop these shady characters
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(43)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bare chested Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin reveals plan to boost Russian birth rate, one woman at a time
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(87)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Traveling around the country bragging about banging hookers and snorting blow of their boobs may be winning with the audience, but it's a loser with the judge
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(60)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Foreclosures soar to a level not seen before in history, but hey fark it, let's build some more houses
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(183)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Seven MILLION candles recalled due to fire risk
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(56)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Real Rambo draws first blood, escapes back to the land of tiny giraffes
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(100)
 
(WCF Courier)
 
 
 
Iowa Governor Terry Branstad (R-etard) signs bill allowing people with mental difficulties to carry guns
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(139)
 
(WSB TV)
 
 
 
Fireman: 'Dispatch, you say there's no people inside this burning house? Oh but there might be a dog? I'm glad I brought my brass balls after all. See you when I get out'
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(78)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Spy satellites find old news. Really old news
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(16)
 
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
$100,000 of Obama's Nobel Peace Prize booty went to Greg Mortensen's now-discredited "education" venture, but c'mon: due diligence is for mere mortals and not somebody as fully awesome as Obama
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(142)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Gary Busey's infant son hospitalized --- his teeth must be coming in
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(96)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
A shopping mall in Burlington, Mass was evacuated after a man was sighted carrying a scary umbrella. Due to the quick response time of the police, there are no reported injuries
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(74)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
There once was a wind in Nantucket, that blew so hard you couldn't duck it, since there's juice in the air, the turbines are going out there, and if you don't like it my friends you can suck it
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(141)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Banks ordered to freeze assets of Muammar Gaddafi, Muamar Ghathafi, Muammar Al-Qadhafi, Mu'ammar Gaddafi, Muamar Abu Minyar Al-Qadhafi, Muammar Elkaddefi, Muammar Mohammed Abu Minyar Qadhafi etc, etc
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(28)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The queen swears live on TV. With pic that reaches levels of adorableness not seen since caturday
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(73)
 
(McFarker)
 
 
 
No one's surprised when McDonalds McHiring Day turns into a McMelee when two chicks get into a parking lot fight and decide to start running each other over
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(178)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Department of Homeland Security is replacing the color-coded terror alert system with a new "Panic/Don't Panic" system
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(83)
 
(LA Hayride)
 
 
 
Westboro Baptist goes to Mississippi and loses. Hilarity began when the large crowd of witnesses to the Westboro church member's beating were strangely unable to give police a usable description of the event
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police: "Sorry, but your missing retarded kid is too old for us to issue an Amber alert"
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(65)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New line of 'abstinence underwear' is designed to prevent teens from having sex by printing Aerosmith song titles on them. (pics)
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(172)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rest easy citizens of Oklahoma, sheriffs have finally caught the dangerous and hooligan squirrel
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(16)
 
(EITB)
 
 
 
70-year-old skater granny whizzes round town on a two-legged scooter bought on the Net while learning Russian with an iPod on her way to Pilates. See her move those hips
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(21)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
It's almost 9:00 and still no 4/20 and/or Hitler's birthday thread?
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(260)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drunk driving a stolen car and crashing through the crime scene of a drive-by shooting, with a porno magazine and your pants unzipped is no way to go through life son. (With Dick Tracy villain mug shot)
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(68)
 
(Winston-Salem Journal)
 
 
 
The first rule of sex with a teacher is you don't write a newspaper article about your abortion
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(62)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
USPS releases "Go Green" stamp. If only there was a way to send mail without using paper
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(195)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Commuter stabbed in the head with penis recovering in hospital
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(96)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: travel tips and warnings for US citizens visiting Canada
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(23)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
As happens so often with everything Australian, sex-toy party ends in drunken brawl
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(28)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Some people say it with flowers, this New York woman says it with a butcher knife, duct tape, bleach and garbage bags
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(33)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Father of a twelve year-old who attempted to rob a store says she did it to "save her home." Also, he didn't want another robbery charge on his record
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(31)
 
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Today's school secretary charged with letting students fill her inbox brought to you by Villa Rica, GA
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some women enjoy watching movies on rainy days. Seriously, that's it
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(55)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Sexually aroused woman are amazing multi-taskers. (With mug shot.)
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(102)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New guidelines could double Alzheimer's cases. In other news, new guidelines could double Alzheimer's cases
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(52)
 


Tue April 19, 2011
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
French artist pissed at vandals
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(108)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Doctor operates on boy's wrong eye. Didn't see that one coming
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(74)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Police say gang member they arrested is a marked man
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Olive Garden accused of lying about having Tuscan-trained chefs; turns out they meant they trained people how to boil premade bags of dehydrated sauce and pasta in Tucson, not Tuscany
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(325)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Administrators in Greenfield, Ind. were discussing Earthquake preparedness plan when lightning struck the roof of the building and caught on fire
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(43)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
NY state health officials decide to overturn ban on dangerous summer camp activities such as tag, wiffle ball, and capture the flag
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(38)
 
(Albany Times Union)
 
 
 
1) Take $2000 flat-screen TV off shelf at Wal-Mart. 2) Bring to returns counter demanding cash refund 3) Profit...er, almost
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(195)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Doctor Who" actress Elisabeth Sladen, who played "Sarah Jane" for three incarnations of Dr. Who, died today. Please lower your sonic screwdrivers to half mast
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(247)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: travel tips and warnings for Canadians (et Canadiens) visiting the United States
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(23)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Emmet Otter's jug of whoopass
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(62)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
There's a friend of the opposite sex, there's a flirty friend of the opposite sex, and then there's a flirty friend of the opposite sex who grabs your crotch at a restaurant
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(79)
 
(KARE 11)
 
 
 
Your daughter needs a prom dress. Do you: (a) buy her one. (b) steal her one. (c) make her one out of starburst wrappers
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(115)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
News: politician in New Zealand helps push through harsh anti-piracy legislation. Fark: politician then tweets about the great K-pop compilation a friend burned for her
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meth enforcement in Southwest Missouri needs tweaking
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(36)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Figuring he'll be recalled in January anyway, Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker doubles down on the derp by instituting "financial martial law," giving him the power to take over towns he deems insolvent
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(319)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Another air traffic controller foul-up, this time with Michelle Obama aboard
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(138)
 
(ktvb.com)
 
 
 
So then this goat wanders into a music store
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(34)
 
(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
If you are missing a package of bull semen, the police in Cloudersport PA have some good news for you
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(40)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Not news: Hundreds of students participate in earthquake drills. Fark: In Indiana?
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(39)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Author claims that people are lying more these days, an assertion backed by my wife Morgan Fairchild
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(132)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Well-organized street gang playing Angry Birds in bank parking lot. "What the (expletive) is wrong with them?"
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(59)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Apparently, women are done having sex
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(671)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Brewery create new beer spiked with Viagra, hopes for a rise in sales
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(72)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Unemployment falls nationwide, probably because socialism
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(360)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
How to cook an Easter Bunny, totally fark up your kids
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(117)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Matching mini-giraffes, bourbon-powered cars, and utes flipping off bridges: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/10 - 4/16
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Man walks into nursing home, sees 65-year-old hottie laying there comatose and decides his moment has finally come
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(86)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Some non-surgical methods for increasing penis length work -- while others likely to result only in soreness, disappointment, being banned from dairy farm
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(119)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The media sucked so badly at breaking news this year that the Pulitzer people decided not to hand out an award for it
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(42)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Getting a spray tan at your office desk is apparently all the rage
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(56)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop these water-collecting women on a break
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(25)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
After prominent member of anti-gay group switches teams, group reconsiders position. Just kidding, they are going to sue his pants off
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(138)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Airport Security Screener lives up to the acronym
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(36)
 
(About.com)
 
 
 
¡ʎɐp ǝʞɐɔ uʍop-ǝpısdn ǝןddɐǝuıd ʎddɐɥ
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(69)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
I SAID I LOST THE MEMORY STICK CONTAINING THE RECORDS OF 4,500 KIDS FROM THE SPEECH AND HEARING CLINIC AT THE UNIVERSITY OF WESTERN ONTARIO
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy Passover, we're foreclosing on your temple
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(72)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The only logical conclusion you can reach watching James O'Keefe's new music video is that he's going undercover to expose Rebecca Black
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(113)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman claims the Yankees copied their famed stars-and-stripes top-hat logo from a design dreamed up by her late uncle Sam
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(25)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman on the lam after shoving 18-pack of beer up her blouse ... wait, how do you hide an 18-pack under your blouse unless you're wearing an Eddie Bauer tent?
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(37)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New NASA research indicating that half of the stars in the universe are orbited by planets much like Earth reignites speculation about the existence of alien life. With typical picture of a streetlight
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(129)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maybe Arizona doesn't need its own Fark tag after all
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(145)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Since a drinking age of 21 means that no children ever drink, we should raise the smoking age to 21, too
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(288)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A look at some of the ways Planned Parenthood kills time between abortions
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(147)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Fat, drunk and trespassing in a police station is no way to go through life, son (w/mugshot goodness)
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man wins Lotto. Tag tells you what happens next
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(137)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News reader gaffe - come for the virgin, stay for her reaction
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(34)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's here: McDonald's National Hiring Day. Don't miss your chance to become one of its 50,000 new employees
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(154)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For the first time in history Americans owe more on student loans than on credit cards, still can't get job better than Starbucks with art history major
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(306)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Shi'ites getting Syrias
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Four beers, one ladder, 8000 bees and an Irishman. What could go wrong?"
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(32)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fountain of fail and female celebrity picture database the Daily Mail is now the world's second most popular 'news' website
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(48)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Tornados kill 11, including two elderly people at a group home, but the town's donkey, Molly, is okay. Whew
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Richard Branson plans to recreate Jurassic Park, but with lemurs
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(35)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Who ever thought one of Britney Spears' ex-husbands whose only discernible talent was getting women pregnant would have problems filing his taxes?
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(29)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
World's oldest man is now in Japan. Boy, does that guy get around
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(21)
 
(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
If you're pretending to be blind to swindle the government out of tens of thousands of dollars, you probably shouldn't be driving around in plain sight
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Government to regulate games with "significant risk of injury" Fark: Wiffleball
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Law firm will stop asking Taco Bell, "Where's the beef?"
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(133)
 
(Sky News)
 
 
 
Gaddafi-overseen factfinders find no evidence that Gaddafi troops killed anybody in Libya. Okay then, that seems totally reliable
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(15)
 
(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
Not news: College newspaper editor told he can publish the topless exotic dancer story, just not above the fold. Fark: His solution
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(65)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Rut-ro
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's made for Fark headline: Motorcycle deaths drop, but trend is worrisome
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(98)
 
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Buffalo Bills "home" game in Toronto will reportedly be against the Philadelphia Eagles, which could be a problem for their convicted felon at QB to get across the border
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(122)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Lawsuit, fark headline, targeting RockYou data breach gets green light
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(12)
 
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Church's "Obama or Jesus" sign gets hypersensitive liberal all whiny. Hypersensitive liberal denials of liberal hypersensitivity ensue
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(371)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Good: Micha Barton is finally getting some work. Bad: As an unwitting cover model for a sex toy in China
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(26)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
The ten greatest Kenner Star Wars toys Hasbro hasn't remade. Where's my goddamned Ewok Village?
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(117)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The shark's long since been jumped, but Happy Days cast members still want in on the action
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(31)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
In a shocking twist, the 14 year-old boy who turned in the school administrator/porn actress wanted more than just her autograph
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(182)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Donald Trump declares: "I'm the last person Obama wants to run against". In other news, VP Joe Biden has assumed the duties of President until Obama's laughing fit ends
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japan nuke plants starts pumping radioactive water, inadverdently creating the world's first glow-in-the-dark perpetual motion machine
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(11)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob a convenience store at gunpoint, be sure that you're not a regular customer there. Also, it helps to not be 12 years old
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
J-Lo does video shoot on beach with 'the Brad Pitt of Mexico'. Is just as good looking as the regular Brad Pitt but makes her lawn look extra nice
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman runs off side of mountain road, strikes mailboxes, hits utility pole and tree before overturning and landing right-side up on motorcycle and porch of house. Gets out and yells "TA-DAA" (with pics)
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(56)
 
(WLBZ2.com)
 
 
 
A man looking for cans in a dumpster recycles a newborn baby
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(100)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thirteen items that cost more, or will cost more. Missing from the list: TotalFark subscriptions, which still cost $5 per month, or buy 5 months and get the sixth month free
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(43)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Noxious gas ends a celebration of Hitler's birthday
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(67)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Man brags to cops about hitting 160 swiftly, wreck it buy a new one. Your crew run run run, your crew run run
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(28)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You now have a 1:4 chance of getting offered phone sex when calling for tourism info or dishwasher repair
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)