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Sun March 20, 2011
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(Some Egghead)
 
 
 
Can you really stand an egg on end during today's equinox? Here comes the science
source: badastronomy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Peter the Wild Boy's condition revealed by hot historian (w/ pic of both)
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(IDF Blog)
 
 
 
Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Gaza with all that stuff
source: idfspokesperson.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(299)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
Its defense business flagging, Boeing strikes back (Featured Partner)
 
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Allied Forces yesterday:" Gaddafi isn't a target." Allied Forces today:"Oops"
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(266)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this meeting of the minds
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(14)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
A collective "Pfffft....amateurs" was heard all across the land of Fark
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(121)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Chicago corn vendor ponders moving his shop after recent shooting, but can't navigate the maize of paperwork the city requires
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(63)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Some of the most amazing pics of the Allied Air Strike you will ever see (Warning: Some images are disturbing)
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(267)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's almost like having friends and people who care about you. Almost
 
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Protest against flower shop that turned down same-sex couple. In other news, some flower shops are run by heterosexuals
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(196)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
First things were in Japan were bad, then they got a little better. Then they got really bad before they got a little bit better. Now things are, well... yeah, not so good
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Spitzer Space Telescope finds 2,000 new candidate stars in the North America Nebula (w/pic of North America Nebula)
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(35)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Emotional Interview With 'The Boy Who Stood Up To A Bully' Casey Heynes
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(406)
 
(XKCD)
 
 
 
XKCD combats bogus radiation map. With sciencey goodness
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(258)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Arab League to coalition forces trying to save Arab civilians: "Hey, you stop that right now. We wanted a no-fly zone but we didn't know you'd use real bullets"
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(126)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Second Floridian in as many days has face eaten off by pit bull, BUT THEY'RE WONDERFUL, LOVING ANIMALS
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(398)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dog that alerted its owners to fire and suffered severe burns while protecting one of the children is turned away by landlords as the family seeks a new home. Guess the breed
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(151)
 
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Woman walks in on her boyfriend having sex. With another man. Who refuses to leave. Woman grabs a baseball bat, fouls out on both the pitcher and catcher
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(179)
 
(Some Neat Guy)
 
 
 
No need for Drew to click on this handy FAQ about whiskey, he probably knows more about the subject than the author
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(65)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Man SHOCKED and confused upon learning that Swedish sausage contains 104 percent meat
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(57)
 
(Epoch Times)
 
 
 
Chinese hoarding soy sauce as a result of Japanese nuclear crisis. Never Kikkoman when he's down
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(72)
 
(Some Hot Stuff)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pepper picker
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(20)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
NYC vows to continue fighting lawsuit brought by unicyclist taking issue with ordinance, says no matter what the outcome city will make sure he's one tired guy
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(72)
 
(Some Elephant)
 
 
 
Put. Me. Down.
source: juhifrommeerut.blogspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Man throws cottage cheese at girlfriend and locks her in shed, will probably go a whey to prison and breakstones
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(24)
 
(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
If you are the guy that drove away with a truckload of steaks and lobsters, police and subby would like a word with you
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(29)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How to make the BEST. SANDWICH. EVER (sure, it's a slideshow, but it's the BEST. SANDWICH. EVER)
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(288)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rikers Island: NYC jail by day, sex party house for lonely women by night
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(SOME GUY)
 
 
 
SCHOOL FOR THE DEAF NEEDS AID, BUT THE PUBLIC WON'T HEAR OF IT
source: lvrj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(How's the people?)
 
 
 
An 8-year-old Pittsburgh boy shoes the children with no shoes on their feet. See? There's a solution
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ferris Wheel opens new front on the Baghdad battle against boredom
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(23)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Japanese earthquake resulted in land shift towards the epicenter of 17 feet dropping 4 feet down, prompting widespread speculation quake was a result of LHC blackholes
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(101)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
This bulletin has just been handed to me: Acne may blemish teens' mood, self-esteem. Be the first of your friends to recommend this
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(19)
 
(GoUpState)
 
 
 
Train derailment in Cleveland kills one, sends thirty others to the hospital. Fark: It was a miniature children's train
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(127)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Meet Libby, Britain's biggest-ever baby girl - TWICE the size of an average newborn
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(WYFF Greenville, SC)
 
 
 
"Deputy: Strip Search Finds Crack Between Buttocks." That some good police work there, Deputy
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Run a stop sign on your lawnmower in Indiana? That's... a shooting?
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(42)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Grain bin deaths at an all-time high. Harrison Ford wanted for questioning
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(81)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme : The breakfast of champions
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(20)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
What did you say?
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
A dispensary in Denver has found a way to perpetually fuel the economy while feeding hungry families
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(53)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Oil Spill sighted in the Gulf of Mexico. This is not a repeat from last April
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(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is what you looked like 20 years ago, America
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(381)
 


Sat March 19, 2011
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Who the IRS will be targeting this year. Dot the I's and cross the T's
source: custom.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(168)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Japan: Reactor "relatively stable" after hosing, Eh?
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(195)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Police bust open door and take man's CDs and stereo for torturing neighbors by playing Whitney Houston and 50 Cent constantly
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"Yaks, which evolved in the Himalayas, make a certain amount of sense in Vermont"
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(63)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this enlightening beverage
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(34)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Newspaper asks toughest question re. society today: What do shoes dangling from overhead wires mean?
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(122)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
US-led coalition against Libya is named "Odyssey Dawn", marking the first time a military operation has had a porn star name
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(298)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Children's book that will seriously fark with a kid's mind
source: existenz.se   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
While we were all looking over at Libya, Hamas just chucked fifty mortar rounds into Israel. Looks like someone's not getting enough attention
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
NewsFlash
 
Volkswagen van under attack at Twin Pines Mall
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(340)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Not news: two teens caught bullying. News: their dad turns them in. Fark: Dad sold the teens' car and horse as punishment. UltraFark: Dad wants his kids to face court
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(148)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
13-year-old native American boy suspended for, suspended for, suspended for...long hair
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(182)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Now begins the "suburban spring": HOA residents rise up to oust autocratic and corrupt association board members. Neighboring HOAs look on nervously
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(102)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Court rules that public buses cannot reject advertising based on content. Who wants to ride the Duke Sucks Express?
source: blog.oregonlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Three guys charged with destroying the interior of a Toyota Camry at the Chicago auto show to protest taking American jobs. Fark: It's assembled in Georgetown, Kentucky
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(234)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Aw Knuts
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Columnist goes out looking for speed camera that gave him two tickets, gets third ticket during search
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
13 things baristas won't tell you, not including "If I work here 50 years, I still won't pay off my philosophy degree"
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(315)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
If there's one thing more mystifying than how the greatest war photographers get their pictures, it's how they manage to remain so mobile in the midst of a firefight with those huge cast-iron balls clanging away between their legs
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers' startling claim: Going on a diet will make you irritable and angry
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Two teens get charged up, are unable to resistor the temptation to play with a live transformer. Shockingly, they both lived through it. Ohm my god, their parents are going to be mad
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(56)
 
(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Shores of Tripoli II: Electric Boogaloo
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(894)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
That "miraculous" rescue of a Japanese man trapped under rubble for 8 days? Yeah, not so much
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(22)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shocking spanking machine
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(35)
 
(CBS NY)
 
 
 
Town to shoot ACME hot pepper pellets at coyotes to keep them road running out of town
source: newyork.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
According to this article, the teen years are now age 10-25
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(78)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
15 of the worst fast food restaurant failures of all time. I mean, what were they thinking? (slideshow)
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(327)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Five technologies that prove we've caught up with Star Wars
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(84)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Band teacher in treble for sending pics of his organ to a female student
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man: I want a raise. Boss: No. Man: *whine* Boss: Ok, I'll give you a different job...in NEW JERSEY Man: OMGWTF *LAWSUIT*
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(64)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Let me be - let me make sure I understand your question. You don't have an understanding of what a photocopying machine is?
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(121)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Libyan government insists it is honoring ceasefire and no-fly zone, has no idea whose fighter plane was shot down in a fireball over Benghazi
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(185)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If Dr. Phil tells you America is being invaded by aliens, by all means, ignore him
source: myfox8.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Don't bring a screwdriver to a CO2 pistol fight
source: nwfdailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Kitteh-san)
 
 
 
Non-non the cat survived by hiding upstairs when the tsunami hit. Non-non will surely have nom-noms in time for Caturday. How's that for a happy ending?
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(1042)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Female protester shot in the face just hours after the start of the controversial water fowl hunting season. I guess she didn't ... duck (with bloodyish photo)
source: heraldsun.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(217)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Expert: Hangovers worsen with age, poorly conceived sequels
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(114)
 
(Winter Haven News Chief)
 
 
 
During mayoral candidates' forum, woman asks candidate if his previous role as KKK grand dragon would affect his ability to act as mayor. Hilarity ensues
source: newschief.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man stoned to death for making unwanted sexual advances in A) Pakistan, B) Saudi Arabia, C) Pennsylvania
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this seventies slider
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(19)
 
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Supervisor resigns after employees discovered her cunning plan to spy on employees using a baby monitor
source: press-citizen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Attention whore assaults man with his skateboard for giving him attention
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Germany banned the unemployed from playing the lotto. If they play, they face a fine £250,000. Way to go Germany... take away their last little bit of hope
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Former U.S. Secretary of State and Deputy Attorney General Warren Christopher dead at 85
source: fox4kc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(KRGV)
 
 
 
Driver leaves behind load of cocaine worth $1.25 million. Police unable to get a line on him
source: krgv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Police seize a deadly musical weapon. It was a guitar with a shot-gun built into it. This could give a whole new level to death metal bands
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(42)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Mayor "El Loco, The Colombian Scorpion Kicker" has a nice ring to it
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
If you have six one-night stands, 22 men getting to first base, five heartbreaks, then, and only then, will you find 'Mr. Right'
source: wlsam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The fear has definitely set in in this week's mugshot roundup
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(147)
 
(KTVT)
 
 
 
Northern Dallas rescuers save very charmin woman impaled by toilet paper holder
source: dfw.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Feds take swift action after an outbreak of sweet orange scab in Arizona's citrus groves, your mom
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(fox23news.com)
 
 
 
Protip: When attempting to rob pizza shop through ventilation duct, make sure they're not directly over the fryers
source: fox23news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
A 405 pound sumo wrestler has dreams of running the L.A. Marathon
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 


Fri March 18, 2011
(Discover)
 
 
 
That's no supermoon. The tag is for everyone who says otherwise
source: blogs.discovermagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(KOTV)
 
 
 
Waving your penis at the intercom is no way to order a Sonic chili dog, son
source: newson6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Dance teacher dips one of his students, might spend 10-20 swinging behind bars (w/ surprised-looking mugshot)
source: chicagobreakingnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists think they can use the Large Hadron Collider to send messages back and forth into the future. This is not a repeat from 2429
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(174)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
US astronomers announce discovery of room temperature dwarf brown star. NASA immediately names it Gary Coleman
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this vehicle that transports things through the air
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(27)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Counterfeit wine discovered at retail outlet. What kind of sick bastard fakes alcohol?
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Contest: Fark headlines from before the dawn of Fark. Difficulty: From BC
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(622)
 
(IFC)
 
Video
 
Rebroadcast stream: The best of SXSW music
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(34)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
In the wake of the Citizens United decision, foreigners want a piece of the best US government money can buy
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(137)
 
(News Channel 5)
 
 
 
If you're going to commit war crimes, you might as well spend the rest of your free days in a lush beautiful paradise. Like Kentucky (with "she probably thought she could blend in" pic)
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(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton, Jerry O'Connell, Corey Feldman, and a ouija board come together for a 25-year reunion of "Stand By Me"
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(166)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Up to 10 commuters help to foil the kidnapping of a teenage girl by beating the crap out of the would-be attacker. Hero tag needs a plural
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(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
$1100 worth of cookies stolen from Girl Guides. With photos of four suspects, err, victims
source: globaltvbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Along with your toothpaste and water bottle, the TSA has confiscated 900,000 American jobs. I feel safer
source: ustravel.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
As the radiation makes landfall in California it is important to remember that iodine prevents sickness, tin foil will protect your privates and standing on your head makes the deadly mutated ants ignore you
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(182)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Teen drinks alcohol. News: falls asleep behind the wheel. Fark: in the drive-thru lane
source: 1035superx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
I don't know what's going on so here's a pig with a paintbrush
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(47)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Chicken walks into a high school sex ed class to help answer that question of who came first
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The state of Illinois has 15 employees using Google, Google Translate, and the Urban Dictionary trying to determine if drivers have offensive license plates. "NOBRA"
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(196)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
At least one woman in Tokyo isn't really sweating the crisis at the Fukushima reactors. But that's possibly because she was also in Nagasaki during the bombing
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this basketball-headed cheerleader
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(32)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
How American multinational corporations avoid paying billions in taxes
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(318)
 
(Not THIS Guy)
 
 
 
Hey, quick, name two things you'll always have once you get one - that's right: a tattoo and the legal obligation to inform neighbors "I am a convicted sex offender"
source: delcotimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Earthquake-prone San Francisco has never seismically tested its subway tunnels
source: sfexaminer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Never pick a frying-pan fight with a Texas woman
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(42)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Music director of a Catholic church fired after it was discovered he was a fan of playing in A minor
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Fact: The Wicked Witch of the West only has twelve minutes of screen time in "The Wizard of Oz"
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(164)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Commuter plane a little too eager to get the hell out of Ohio. Hahaha, now you're stuck in Ohio
source: chicagobreakingnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
This is why the EPA sent the doohickeys to the west coast
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(77)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
World Fark Party Apr 1 - 3 in Las Vegas at Treasure Island - see comments for details
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(268)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Things you can blame the dog for: Stealing steak, farting, peeing on floor. Things you can't blame the dog for: Murder
source: mynorthwest.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Bugsy, Chin and Joey Bagels they aren't but these criminals all have spiffy nick of their own. Match them up in today's TSG Friday Photo Fun. Contest ends at 6pm Eastern
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(17)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
In 1967, Soviet cosmonaut Vladimir Komarov smashed into the Earth, knowing the whole time his spacecraft was doomed. NPR has audio of his last words (recorded by US intelligence listening in) and a horrific picture of his molten remains
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(437)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Today is World Sleep Day and already it's ruined
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Get your #2 pencils ready, it's time for the weekly Fark Weird News Quiz
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(52)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Predator drones used to control Tribble population
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(50)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Hey, did you hear the one about the guy that burned down the clock museum? He said he wanted to see time fry
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(21)
 
(WWMT)
 
 
 
If you are going to stockpile gasoline in your house... Actually, DON'T stockpile gasoline IN your house
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(44)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News correspondent Shepard Smith to viewers stocking up on potassium iodide due to irrational radiation fears: "Don't be dumb"
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(269)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Great Dane has 17 puppies by Cesarean section. Owner fined for littering
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(43)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Saif Al-Islam Gaddafi won't enter Benghazi as a humanitarian gesture, will instead surround it. Well, that doesn't seem objectionable at all
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(52)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Latest photo of corpulent beauty queen who was fired for being such a fatty
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(127)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New York Times unveils innovative plan to slash readership
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
While the airlines are assessing fees on top of the fees they charge, the hotel industry is so desperate for business they're offering record discounts are even willing to make this article a non-slideshow. Still no chance with the hot maid
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
I love dodgeball - you wanna play dodgeball? - let's go outside and play - oh, yeah, the bell didn't ring yet - ha, well, that gives me time to sharpen my pencils, perfect points, ha - number twooooo - love it - was that the bell?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I was wondering why those Oxycodone adicts were chasing the ice cream man truck like a possessed eight-year-old on a 90 degree July day
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(32)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Suffering from radiation poisoning? Downing 14 cans of Chef Boyardee isn't going to help
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ben Franklin's daily schedule is curiously absent of sleeping with maiden wenches
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(62)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Collection of recent Chicago mugshots - the first guy looks sane, but it spirals downward from there into a wretched hive of scum and villainy
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(108)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Magical tour mystery: More people claim to have been in the 19-strong audience at early Beatles show than were actually there
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(52)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
The six most childish things ever done in Congress
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(72)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sign that our education system is going to hell in a hand basket: Jersey Shore counts as one third of students SAT score
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(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man calls 911 to report he's being held against his will. Thankfully the police didn't have to go far to investigate his claims
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(16)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Man busted in Florida says he was 'hanging' with Charlie Sheen, naked girls. Despite arrest, says he's 'Winning.'
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(23)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Police officer calls for backup because his car is being chased by a dog, animal control officer responds and subdues this dangerous animal with "baby talk and a green frog chew toy". Dude, leave your badge and man card on the desk
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(89)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Behind every great man there is a woman who will eventually be his co-defendant (Tag is for the FDIC)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"The conservative political activist's claim to have revealed donations is belied by press releases and public records." For those not well versed in NPR-speak that translates as: "James O'Keefe is pig farking liar"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Attention trolls, Uncle Sam wants you
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(33)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
While you were raising virtual farm animals and letting everybody know that you're on the couch, this guy used Facebook to foil an armed robbery
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(31)
 
(Sky News)
 
 
 
Gaddafi closes Libyan airspace ahead of the establishment of the no-fly zone. It's on
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(248)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop these corpulent carnival characters
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(22)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Teen smoking mushrooms tries to hide evidence in toilet. Parents call police after noticing the toadstool
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(80)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
If you could make one phone call to yourself in the past, at any moment, when would you call, and what would you say? (Voting enabled)
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(820)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
No matter how koily you do it, bribing a cop with seafood always looks fishy
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(28)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
You put the lime in the truck of pot, and smoke it all up
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(36)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Man posted wedding pictures of second wedding while still married to his first wife. Bonus, first wife suspicious when he "defended" her
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(75)
 
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Because spiking the punch bowl is old and busted
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(65)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Definition of impatient: Stealing a car while people are sleeping in the backseat
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(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Methamphetamines? In my vagina? It's more likely than you think (with "I wish I was the meth" pic)
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(141)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The problem with letting your insane roommate play vampire with you is when you refuse the second time, and he gets all stabby
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(35)
 


Thu March 17, 2011
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Luckiest (most jinxed?) SOB on Earth has his house destroyed in the Aceh tsunami, then moves to Japan only to survive his second tsunami
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(70)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
22 students get a crash course in chemistry when a janitor mixes ammonia with bleach
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(81)
 
(MyNorthwest.com)
 
 
 
Seattle tattoo shop owner fights parking rates with explicit sign
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(109)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man dressed up as a mythological momotxorro
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(18)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob a bank, pick a better getaway vehicle than a city bus
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(15)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Eccentric gay couple has spent the last 20 years pretending a baby doll named Digby is their son. Mini-me approves. (w/pic of what a gay couple with a baby doll named Digby looks like)
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(157)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
As anybody who has ever wistfully imagined Keith Olbermann and Bill O'Reilly fighting to the death over a pit of lava knows, most media outlets are biased
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(45)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
With a UN security council vote on imposing a Libyan no-fly zone hours away, Gaddafi threatens to target all Mediterranean air and sea traffic if they do
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(333)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Amish dude is buggin'
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Live updates from the IAEA on progress being made at the Fukushima power plant. It's not all glowing reviews, but that's a good thing. Also, they're almost ready to connect electricity to unit number 2
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(271)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Wife has husband cremated - only one problem, she isn't his wife
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(45)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Fred Phelps' son says dad is a fine upstanding human being, if you think beating your wife and kids with an axe handle is fine and upstanding
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(109)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
NewsFlash
 
Let slip the frogs of war
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(673)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal investigation finds - get this - police corruption in New Orleans
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(77)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Pepsi "throwback" will become permanent, meaning we can have honest to goodness sugar again in our pop whenever we want
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(389)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Cable reaches Japan nuclear plant." Useful, but I would have sent Reed Richards
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(129)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mayor Bloomberg is outraged that Americans refuse to back attempts to take away their constitutional rights
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(272)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada classified as third world country for: a) famine, b) pestilence, or c) 3-hour lineups at customs
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(75)
 
(The Australian)
 
 
 
Fukushima nuclear plant owner falsified inspection records, killed us all
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(140)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Illegal immigration bill allows arrest, seizure without warrant. We don't need no stinking warrants
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(220)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
James O'Keefe releases another NPR tape and claims he found secret George Soros donations. Turns out they were public and some even had press releases. Nice scoop
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Congrats on your new kidney*cough*aids*cough*
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(75)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
News: 83 year-old Japanese woman escapes tsunami. Fark: on her bicycle. GET OFF THE COUCH, LARDASS
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Feral cats of unusual size? I don't believe they exist
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(108)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Ah, the glorious land of Éire, with its green hills, its poetic tongue, its centuries of abject, grinding, dignity-stealing poverty
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(55)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Some kook predicts major earthquake for California as soon as this weekend. Problem is, the kook is a former USGS geologist who accurately predicted the 1989 World Series quake within days of it
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(212)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Normal radiation exposure vs. extreme exposure. Sadly, resultant superpowers limited to vomiting and diarrhea
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(71)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
PoGo StIcKs ReCaLlEd BeCaUsE oF iNjUrY rIsK
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Free Ice Cream
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(72)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Illinois schools have fired more than 2,600 teachers this year, at least 600 of whom were not having sex with students
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(107)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Apropos of nothing, too much red wine protects against radiation
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(81)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The most heart-rending performance of "Danny Boy" you'll see this St. Paddy's. If you can watch this without weeping you're not human
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(98)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Study shows Utah one of the top Twitter states. In other news Utah residents continue to be bored to death
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(41)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Diamonds are forever -- at least until some hospital worker pries them off your cold, dead fingers and pawns them to pay his cable bill
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(53)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this painted spiritual protection
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(29)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Day One of NCAA Tourney + St. Patricks Day = subby already drunk. NCAA discussion thread
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(847)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
If you're riding around with seven pounds of pot and $80,000 in cash, DON'T SPEED. Oh, and running away, leaving your 6-year-old son in the car isn't very cool either
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Authorities say the remains found in a ditch is either a human hand or a bear claw. Mmmmmm, bear claw
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(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not that there is *any* cause for alarm, but the federal goverment seems to be deploying a lot of radiation monitoring devices along the West coast for some reason
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(146)
 
(Scranton Times)
 
 
 
54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22. Found in a) raid on house b) search of car c) vagina
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(144)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Things neighbors in your HOA complain about: a) loud parties b) trailers parked on the street c) exploding prairie dog burrows. Wait, what?
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(49)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Travelers returning from Japan are setting off airport radiation detectors
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(119)
 
(SF Appeal)
 
 
 
Note to self: when claiming disability from your job for "pain and difficulty walking", maybe running in a seven-mile race isn't such a red-hot idea
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(74)
 
(EITB)
 
 
 
This was the sound of the quake that rocked Japan
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(56)
 
(Connecticut Magazine)
 
 
 
Among the killjoy businesses being major hardasses about no-brackets-at-work rules: ESPN
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(127)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Gender stereotype fails driving test for 90th time
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(61)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Woman says 15-foot 'expert dancing pole' was stripped from home. Reward money offered in singles
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(16)
 
(Fond du Lac Reporter)
 
 
 
Un-photogenic garbage man rescues three abandoned puppies on side of road during blizzard
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(62)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Police recover 700,000 stolen condoms, which Charlie Sheen would call "a weekend with friends"
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
People living 30 km from damaged nuclear plant are now getting a year's worth of radiation in six hours, awesome tan
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(160)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Chinese demand transparency from Japan amid concerns that this business will get out of control and they'll be lucky to live through it
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(32)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
110 lb light falls from ceiling of Big Dig tunnel. This would have been a repeat from 5 weeks ago but officials didn't disclose it in order to prevent confusion, panic, and traffic on roads they use to avoid being crushed to death
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Georgia senate approves Sunday alcohol sales, better Fark Monday headlines
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(46)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Backwards goat herding Imam declares 11 year-old's gang rape the result of immodesty. Wait did I say backwards goat herding Imam? I meant Republican Florida state Rep. Kathleen Passidomo
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(385)
 
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Latest method of raising funds by cash-strapped cities: Lowering speed limits to 5 mph
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(24)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Achdiocese won't sell closed school building because it would be used for a school. Wait, What?
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(54)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Secretary of Education Arne Duncan says Big Dunce teams shouldn't be allowed in the Big Dance
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(24)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
To commemorate St. Patrick's Day here's a list of the 16 drunkest states in the U.S., in an extremely easy to use format called a 'slide show'
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Want welfare? Take a drug test
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(316)
 
(Some Mick)
 
 
 
Top ten myths about the Irish on St. Patrick's Day
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(83)
 
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Proposed bill in Tennessee would remove the age limit for public breastfeeding, woo-hoo
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(33)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
We don't know exactly what this man has against BoA, but he has a nice pirate flag, which you can't really see
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(22)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Six ways marketers think we're retarded
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(110)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Obama 'strategically reticent' to intervene in Libya for fear it will spoil oh-so-successful talks with Iran
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(52)
 
(Bennington Banner)
 
 
 
The day the squirrel went berserk
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For once, neighbors don't claim criminal psycho was nice, quiet, and polite
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(30)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR and ProPublica report prompts new Purple Heart guidelines for wounded soldiers previously denied the honor; incidentally, the House votes today to end funding for this kind of journalism
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(114)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Enough with the free-loading, you veteran bums. The Pentagon wants you to start ponying up your fair share of health care
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(122)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Want to do some green drinking tonight, but can't stomach shiat beer? Try these instead
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(37)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Nuclear experts say harmless radioactive plume from Japanese reactors will hit Alaska today, SoCal and Southwest Friday. In other words, considering quality of previous week's "nuclear expert" reports, you're all doomed
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(222)
 
(Beatcalls)
 
 
 
Corey will be the first to test the 'Innocent By Reason Of Radioactive Nuclear Fallout' plea. (w/ mugshot goodness)
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(12)
 
(970 WFLA)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite state: kickin' ass and drinkin' the blood of its victims... Wait, what?
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(12)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Young man on a bender helps prove that swans don't necessarily mate for life. Thankfully there's a happy ending
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(17)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
I know. You're worried that since the earthquake moved Japan 13 feet closer to the US, your GPS won't get you there anymore. Calm down, it's all good
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're a registered sex offender trying to get your life in order and start your own business, you might want to choose a business name that isn't CP Distributors. You might want to take pedobear out of your logo, as well
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And who will get a $4 billion loan to build and operate two nuclear plants on the Texas Gulf Coast? If you guessed "Tokyo Electric", come up and claim your prize
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(140)
 
(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
Hello, 911? Yeah, my daughter stopped breathing after I shoved a rose down her throat to get rid of the demons. And by rose, I mean fist
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(54)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Washington Post may need to start dividing its ridiculous new website into two additional categories, "plagiarized" and "non-plagiarized"
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(22)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists discover a 250-million-year-old naked trilobite orgy preserved in a fossil. Rule #34, what can't you do?
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(40)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Maybe Home Owners Associations aren't all bad
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(136)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Verizon announces it has a 4G phone. Subby announces he has 20-inch dong
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(53)
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh's newest superhero "The Ninja" has a drinking problem. (With video goodness)
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(28)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Airport manager says he wasn't sneaking into an emergency operations center to grope a female employee. He merely went in there to admire the emergency equipment
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(9)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Stolen Stan Laurel statue re-appears after seven years with diary of its adventures. Another fine mess
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(40)
 
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
It's 186 miles to Calgary, I'm fully tanked on booze, have no driver's license, it's dark... and I just stole this ambulance. Hit it
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(20)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Man's Mistress kisses her boyfriend in front of her lover in order to provoke him, succeeds beyond her wildest nightmares
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(70)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
US to expand its evacuation zone around Fukushima from "50 miles" to "just get out of the damn country"
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(235)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Former astronaut Lisa Nowak pleads with judge to stop her from making Fark headlines ever again
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(37)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Old news: German defense minister resigns over plagiarism. Not news: Hands over position to temporary deputy. Fark: Asks for AC/DC song to be played at ceremony. Total Fark: Military band objects, plays "Smoke on the Water" instead
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(58)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The Super Moon is coming. Hey, does it say C-H-A?
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(110)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Most prominent U.S. Muslim, despite ill health, willing to visit Iran to free hikers
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
United States, with understated diplomatic caution, is now suggesting preparing to contemplate steps to bomb Gadhafi back to the stone age
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(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just in time for tipoff, here's a gallery of angy March Madness coaches in serious need of some fiber in their diets
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
MMMM, tastes like Transylvanian naked neck chicken
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(11)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Students initially hoped to sell 1,000 paper cranes for Japan tsunami relief. As of Tuesday evening, they had twofold that amount
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(24)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Those of you who picked "March" as when the first major delay on the new DC-to-Dulles Metro line would be announced, step forward for your prize? Bonus reason: They don't know where to put the station
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(42)
 
(Hudson Register Star (NY))
 
 
 
Genius climbs through moving truck's moon roof and promptly slides down over hood and is run over. Police: "The victim had consumed alcohol just before this happened"
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(21)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Stores in China sell out of salt, due to Chinese belief that it can protect against radiation, make Japanese taste better
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy St. Patrick's Day, Fark. Pretty sure the Admins have to green this, or that's a pinchin'
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(129)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A woman bit off her boyfriend's testicles. Awwww, nuts
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(109)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cola crate carrier
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(21)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
A new Swedish bus ad challenges individuals to dabble in infidelity in order to help them cope with dull, lifeless relationships
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(57)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
*DING* You are now free to jump to stupid conclusions
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(298)
 
(News on 6)
 
 
 
20-year-old is shocked, SHOCKED to discover that doing more than 10 shots of 151 in a row is not a good idea
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(110)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Here's a handy Armageddon tracking tool
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
They are the fuel of nightmares, the dark legends of night, the hairy shark of land: they are...Basset Hounds
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(57)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sometimes it's a bird-snatch-alligator world
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(28)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Introducing the $5 ATM Fee. Do you agree to this fee? (yes) (no)
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(194)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Davenport's famous truck-eating bridge claims another victim. NOM NOM NOM
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(51)
 
(Sentinel and Enterprise)
 
 
 
Girl spells apostrophe, becomes overnight sensation
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(81)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Florist upset that gay couple want to buy wedding flowers. God told her that Tulips of the same sex aren't meant to kiss
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(146)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Town wants escort-service signs gone from store windows -- as if "3 night stands w/ all the trix - $2,400" could possibly be interpreted as anything illegal
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gen. David Petraeus reveals that his son, Stephen, served a combat tour in Afghanistan as an infantry platoon leader that was kept "very quiet." Wish more of our leaders' children followed this example
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(81)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British English is alive and well, holding its own against American
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(200)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flawless catch
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(18)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
German teacher fired for inappropriate relationship with one of her students. Ich bin ein unemployed. (Mit hitzig pic)
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(80)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 306: "Black" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's contest
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(188)
 


Wed March 16, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Causality-Violating Higgs singlets discovered tomorrow at the LHC
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(303)
 
(Some Dog Guy)
 
 
 
Things you do that irritate the crap out of your dog. Surprisingly, eating all the bacon, and being stingy with the steaks is not on the list. (Includes a bonus pic. of what an irritated Pug might look like)
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(116)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Canada suffers worst nuclear accident in years as plant fouls Lake Ontario with 20,000 gallons of purified water... wait, what?
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(64)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"To admit that boys have or want emotionally intimate male friendships...is to implicity accuse them of being gay". NTTAWWT
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(84)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. nuclear chief says there is nothing at Japanese plant that can stop meltdown, emergence of Godzilla (official thread, continued)
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(2490)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
The Whiniest President Ever. Obama laments how influential he is
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(219)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Mild-mannered earthquake shakes Ontario and Quebec, apologizes for rattling windows
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(40)
 
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Cast: Grandma, 61; Grandma's boyfriend, 39; Mom, 27; Dad, 40; Family friend/Mom's secret lover (and registered sex offender), 51; Daughter, 9 Setting: Under one roof Plot: Guess how it ends
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(145)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Bob Woodward talks about the differences between Bush and Obama, and how modern media isn't capable of discussing the big problems anymore
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(34)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Experts:"Radiation is all around us." Look, you're not helping
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(49)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
70,000 seats to be needed right over there
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(103)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you have a restraining order against your ex boyfriend, it's probably not a good idea to keep living with him, knives
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(22)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman finds condom in milk product, expresses udder disgust
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(39)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Remember the kid who fought back against the bully? Well, both of them were suspended from school, and "season experts" are concerned about the kid protecting himself
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(544)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Meanwhile, in an alternate universe
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(61)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Move over Betsy Wetsy. New Mattel doll needs shaving and plucking..WTH?
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(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bad news: We just had the biggest jump in food costs in more than 36 years. In other news: Pet food sales see biggest jump in more than 36 years
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(83)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently worried that Glenn Beck is stealing his a**hole thunder yet again, Rush Limbaugh mocks Japanese refugees
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(213)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What animal eats shoots and leaves, and zookeepers?
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(36)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Much like the global temperature, Gallup poll finds the number of U.S. citizens worried about global warming is dropping
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(147)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
If your bank is a major contributor to a most hated governor, you may lose some business over it
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(144)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You're not imagining it - the number of natural disasters is rising
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(78)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Thought about abortion but kept the baby anyway? That's an arrestin'
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(86)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Fish 'n chips place puts "No Natives" sign on door, will serve immigrants only
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(89)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Accident spills truckload of cabbage on highway. Rescue workers race to the scene with truckload of beef brisket
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(35)
 
(CBS2 Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicagoland's most expensive home now Chicagoland's most expensive fish tank
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Another one writes itself: "Butts Testifies in Boob"
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(25)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
School doesn't understand nutty reactions to new peanut allergy rules and peanut-sniffing dog
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(230)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
'Get your fat a** back in your car; I'm a retired cop' never goes over well with an active duty cop
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(63)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Beautiful and bizarre mugshots of criminals from 1920's Australia
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(Google)
 
 
 
While everyone is distracted by Japan, Bahrain, Lybia, Egypt, and Wisconsin, the US has quietly paid Pakistan to secure the release of its CIA contractor
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a refreshing change, the Dutch navy finds someone else's rudder
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(22)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Madame Tussauds unveils waxed Bieber
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(53)
 
(Government Technology)
 
 
 
Know CPR? Is there someone nearby needing CPR? Want the two of you to get together? There's an app for that
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(52)
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Police question mental stability of psych patient who jumped out of ambulance on Interstate 279
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(30)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Bag of oregano labeled an "imitation controlled substance" by administrators leads to suspension of middle school students
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(136)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Study shows that Justin Bieber, Manchester United fans are most active on Facebook, most useless in life
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(44)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Sorry your dad died, but he's now considered a deadbeat and we want our $363, Love Verizon
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(178)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Writing the 4th amendment on your chest and showing it to the TSA during a pat down will earn you a fat paycheck in the end (pic)
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(Sashimi?)
 
 
 
Sure, thousands are dead. Houses destroyed. A country in turmoil. And nuclear devastation is right around the corner. But, really, how is that going to impact the San Francisco Sushi bar industry?
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(70)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Not News: Idiot booted from party. Fark: It was Tucker Max so he claims it took 5 bouncers
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(158)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Warning: do not click this link unless you want to be freaked the hell out by a cockroach with a remote-controlled brain. Also, the makers of this technology would request that you not refer to the creature as "Robocock"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"We were put in detention for four hours and not allowed to meet our clients who were called by authorities to the court," says a Pakistani lawyer with one of the most unfortunate names in history
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(74)
 
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Five people arrested after their meth lab/baby room catches fire and causes a small explosion in an apartment building. And yes, there are mugshots, and they're pretty methed up
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(70)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Remember the guys from the show "Pawn Stars" that bought the Aim-120 AMRAMM missile guidance system? Yeah the Air Force Special Investigations Unit paid them a little visit
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(216)
 
(Some Idiot)
 
 
 
After stealing T-shirts from the Chicken Shack, wait until you get home to wear them. Police might be profiling anybody they see wearing one
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Since they'll be leaving the United States any day now, photoshop some new designs for Texas currency
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(30)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Complaining to the cops about how they're parked while you're driving drunk will probably get you arrested
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(10)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Joan Rivers would like you to know that she supports Gilbert Gottfried. Also, that the new season of her show is about to debut. But mostly, she supports Gilbert Gottfried. Yay, Gilbert Gottfried
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(86)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Malaysian newspaper shows its compassionate side with coverage of the Japanese tsunami disaster comprised of: a) up-to-date news, b) guide to donations, c) crude picture of Ultraman running away from a tidal wave
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
The White House today proposed sweeping revisions to U.S. copyright law, including making "illegal streaming" of audio or video a federal felony and allowing FBI agents to wiretap suspected infringers
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(475)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Proving that God hates the iPhone, the inventor of a Note to God app was hit by a car and is in a coma
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(36)
 
(Honolulu Star-Advertiser)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security finds that while TSA agents repeatedly fail at finding explosives, they have no trouble finding hidden cash
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In the wake of the Japanese nuclear disaster, pharmacies and manufacturers all over the US are running out of potassium iodide pills, even though there is zero danger here and the pills don't do what people think they do
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(249)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
How to remain inconspicuous when driving under the influence: maintain a safe speed, use blinkers, and whatever you do, don't park your off-road vehicle on top of a police cruiser
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(11)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bobblehead of Japan's Emperor urges citizens not to give up
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(34)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Judge says woman with chronic fecal incontinence can sue, but draws the line at reviewing her briefs
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(54)
 
(Beatcalls)
 
 
 
Man gets fired up, sets his house ablaze after heated argument with wife. Cops now giving him the third degree
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(23)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Headline: "Florida dealership says your new car is free if it rains April 8." Article: At least one inch of rain. Offer not valid in Florida. Professional driver on a closed course
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(38)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bahrain police and soldiers decide to fight an ethical war... Just kidding, they've started seizing ambulances and shooting people that seek medical help
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(92)
 
(Beatcalls)
 
 
 
Man robs restaurant for the halibut. And the tilapia and shrimp
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(19)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Feeling left out of the whole radiation scare thingie, the TSA miscalculates the dosage on its full body scanners and irradates a bunch of passengers. USA USA USA
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(170)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Atlanta remains ...............*we're sorry, your flight has been delayed*..............world's busiest airport
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(88)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop the International Space Station after its latest expansion
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(32)
 
(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
In a rare occurrence of common sense, NJ legislators draft a bill that would prevent sexting teens from being "registered sex offenders" for life
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(63)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother squirrel carries baby back to nest. With pictures so endearing you might melt just looking at them
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(52)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Relationship tip: Branding a hot spatula on your girlfriend's rear end will not leave her impressed
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(34)
 
(WZVN)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Jehovah's Witnesses going door-to-door. New hotness: White supremacists going door-to-door
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(69)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Bank Teller: Sure, you can rob this bank but I still need two forms of ID
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(34)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
News: DEA seizes deadly drug. Fark: Georgia's lethal injection drug
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(52)
 
(Kyodo)
 
 
 
Smoke billowing from Fukushima Daiichi #4. No, this is not a repeat (official Japan discussion thread)
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(1544)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Today's "meh" mug shot of 25 year old dance coach arrested for a relationship with an 18 year old student
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(123)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Police try to sabotage a serial bank robber who wears a black wig, fake mustache, dark sunglasses and a dark-colored suit with a buttoned-up dress shirt by calling him the Beastie Boy Bandit
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Tue March 15, 2011
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
50 Japanese workers stay behind to stop nuclear meltdown. Plan on using their giant brass balls as radiation protection
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(382)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
So you're wife's former girlfriend is, wink-wink, spending the night at your house. The next thing you know, there is a knife pointed at you while you're in bed. Still, it's probably worth it, though
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(83)
 
(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
What's a five letter word for the consequence of doing a crossword puzzle while driving a train?
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(99)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
If you have a family of squirrels living in your apartment, call animal control. It's a lot easier than calling the fire department after trying to smoke them out
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(23)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida passes new law requiring air conditioning for outdoor dogs. Good luck with that one
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(99)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Have you tried rubbing some Olive Oyl on it?
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this chair dude
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Biology teacher arrested for giving a student a detailed course on anatomy and human reproduction. (With a you'd tap that pic)
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(128)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Wife: "That's the last straw, I'm outta here" Husband: "Well, I'll be C≡N you"
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(109)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Just because you claim you have a ferret that wards off panic attacks, a cat that senses seizures, or an iguana that lifts depression, you're not fooling anyone by calling them service pets
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(89)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
With half the world on fire, House GOP calls an EMERGENCY HEARING....on NPR funding
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(430)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
NASA launches speedy investigation after finding 4.7 ounces of cocaine at space center
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Obama and Biden made a surprise visit to Arlington National Cemetery on Tuesday to honor Frank Buckles, the last American veteran of World War I to die. Godspeed sir
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(146)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The terrifying speed at which cake, coffee and other treats harm your body
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(80)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Of course, it's police department policy never to imply ownership in the event of a theft of a bag of dildos. We always use the indefinite article, "a bag of dildos", never "the couple's bag of dildos"
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(61)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Election observers quit one month before polls in Djibouti. This could really shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake Djibouti
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(68)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
The hand warmers you bought might be working too well if they spontaneously burst into flames in your back pocket
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(52)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Some emergency rooms are closing their doors to all but the most lucrative custome... er, patients
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(105)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
90 NJ prison inmates stage record-setting hunger strike
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(58)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Hugo Chavez now wants to ban ... *spins wheel* ... breast implants. OH, THE HUGE MAMMARIES
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