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Sun March 06, 2011
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Libyan government: "Everything is safe. Tripoli is 100% under control. What you are hearing is celebratory fireworks. People are in the streets, dancing in the square. But we would like to advise you not to go there for your safety"
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(70)
 
(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
Drunk, naked, and throwing rocks at people is no way to go through life ma'am
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(41)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Doctors strike back: If you aren't vaccinated, you aren't welcome in my office
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(400)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
"Totalfark made me the artist I am. Before TF, I was sane. And could still wear normal glasses" -Vincent van Gogh
 
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Secretary of State in shadow
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
ADORABLE SEA LION WITH A VISUAL IMPAIRMENT HEADS OFF TO HIS NEW AQUARIUM HOME
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(64)
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Homemade Pop-Tarts. Just in case you haven't disappointed or embarrassed your kid enough this week
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(195)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ah Britain, the only country on earth where your home is more likely to be repossessed if you pay off your entire mortgage
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(101)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Think you can't find a one-room apartment on the Upper West Side of Manhattan for $398 a month? Think again
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(141)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
White House considers tapping oil reserves as oil prices soar. No mention of drilling for our own oil
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(389)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Candidate for father of the year award: British man, who will lose his voice because of disease, is recording 1,600 words so he can continue to read his son bedtime stories... sorry, Subby can't go on because he's all choked up
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(72)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you ban smoking in bars
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(204)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop this laser looking at a lava lake
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(49)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Brinks armored car robbery. New hotness: Brinks airplane bathroom robbery
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What good is being a sergeant at the local jail if you can't trade privileges for sex with a murder suspect?
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(60)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rapture Update: It's going to be May 21, 2011. Please mark your calendars
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(457)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby giraffe born at Houston zoo
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(32)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Cool gear for old people. Apparently using the word cool means you are old now
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(69)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Food Nazis taking over New York
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(430)
 
(The Herald)
 
 
 
Scottish government will reduce drunk driving limit for Scottish drivers only. English drivers in Scotland can use the English limit
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(31)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British mum pops out her 12th babby, says she wants even more if somebody is willing to get her pregnant again (with OH HELL NO pic)
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(159)
 
(Some Guys)
 
 
 
Photoshop this closeup capture
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(23)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The first rule of Genital Friday Club is you do NOT talk about Genital Friday Club
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(61)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Are men stuck in a state of perpetual adolescence?
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(703)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Florida man steals bras for jailed girlfriend, just before she busts out
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dear Anti-smoking crowd. You might just be going a bit too far
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(666)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
An alcoholic doctor was allowed to keep practicing. If he's in surgery, as long as he cuts on the one in the middle, it's okay
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ever have one of those days when you're driving around, minding your own business and an elephant flips your car over and tries to have sex with it? Yeah, I hate it when that happens (with pics)
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(50)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
♫ Where is the man, who fell and won't come out again? MINE SHAFT, you damn right ♫
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(70)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Meet the 87-year-old billionaire who is planning his 125th birthday, early
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(56)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Charleston Wine & Food Festival offers rare delicacies this year, including squirrel gravy over grits and oyster-flavored beer
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(73)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
The coolest pictures of frontier life in the west you'll see from 1880
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(183)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Photoshop this ride on a mechanical bull(shark)
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(26)
 


Sat March 05, 2011
(UPI)
 
 
 
T-shirt reading "A friend will help you move, but a real friend will help you move a body" results in high school student being questioned by authorities
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(161)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Eight British soldiers reportedly captured in Libya
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(209)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Flight attendant fired for correctly placing toddler in overhead compartment
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(146)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Working an anti-aircraft gun for the first time with only one barrel firing couldn't stop one Libyan from shooting down a Gaddafi jet (w/ video)
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(189)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Turn something cute into a deadly weapon
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(37)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Abraham Lincoln's actual feelings about freed slaves: Stop being selfish and respect white people by moving to Central America
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(516)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Aggressive 4' 11" woman punched into a coma for blocking valuable parking space. I love NY
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(719)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Frog porn found on judge's laptop. The Sun is there, in the corner throwing up a little
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(169)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Dark-haired, 58-year-old Bruce Villanch look alike in hot water for having a sexual relationship with her student
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(48)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
So, you think it's expensive to fill your tank with gas? Wait until you see how much it's going to cost when you fill that nuclear reactor
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(99)
 
(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
Pay a toll with a $100 bill? That's a detainin'
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(191)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Clean up something dirty
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(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lunch lady arrested for allowing 12-year-old boy into her sloppy joe
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(134)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Joy Seward's walls may have large holes knocked into them, but she doesn't mind. That's because the firefighters were able to rescue two stray kittens that were trapped inside the wall. And just in time for Caturday
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(1120)
 
(the republic.com)
 
 
 
Two men arrested for poaching deer and serving the meat at Super Bowl party. Stealers lose again
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(81)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Church billboard advertises "Scumbags Welcome" -- but does not make it clear whether it's inviting parishioners or hiring staff
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No amount of tiger blood is going to protect Charlie Sheen from the wrath of the pagan community. "I am going to magically bind Mr. Sheen"
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(244)
 
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Honestly, who throws hot coffee. (With mugshot that will have you reaching for the eye bleach.)
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(48)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'When I told him what we were doing, he said: "What? Naked?"' (kinda almost Not safe for work)
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(71)
 
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this corn row hoe
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thousands of police officers and firemen in Los Angeles are taking advantage of a program that allows them to collect full retirement pay while still working, netting on average $200k extra
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(400)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
He's a porn star... at the age of 76
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(105)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Drug mule 101: Returning from Jamaica with 45 cocaine capsules in your stomach, usually turns into a very bad trip
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The weirdest beers you might actually want to drink
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(48)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers say whites are more anxious than blacks -- especially around blacks
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(154)
 
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Only a $101K per year compensation package for the average Milwaukee public school teacher. I see why they are revolting
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(626)
 


Fri March 04, 2011
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happened to all the cold-war Russian armor? You can tank me later
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(86)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. You won't have to worry about those low paying dead-end retail jobs much longer. Bad news: Because machines are replacing you useless meatbags
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(203)
 
(FOX Charlotte)
 
 
 
"You see, the thing is... well, it's like this: We lost your kid. But it was totally the wind's fault"
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(65)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
An elite group of airborne U.S. Army personnel routinely circumvents Newton's Universal Law of Gravitation, magically counteracting Earth's titanic pull on their enormous steel balls
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(124)
 
(Some Mom)
 
 
 
Photoshop this caught tot
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(26)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sailor fighting U.S. Navy discharge after getting caught in bed with another male sailor says he's not gay -- they just fell asleep watching "The Vampire Diaries." Dude, you need to stop talking
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(108)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Fewer young people are having sex because they're too busy lying on Facebook about having sex
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(69)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If you had "four months" as "how long will the 20-year old woman last as Police Chief in Mexico," come and collect your prize
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(188)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Best job ever
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(72)
 
(SILive.com)
 
 
 
Teen with mayonnaise jar full of marijuana finds he cannot outrun a horse
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(40)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
This week's Mugshot Roundup has netted some real winners
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(195)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Libya cuts off its internet entirely, giving its citizens more time to be kidnapped by mercenaries and ponder which city gets liberated next
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(93)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Robbers swipe truck with 100 live pigs, police hoping someone will squeal
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canned Coke recalled for having a metallic taste
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(48)
 
(WSBTV News)
 
 
 
Georgia man busted for stuffing a chicken in his pants at Walmart. Chicken too choked up to comment
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: Teacher of accused of touching, hugging, groping, and sexually harassing female students. Fark: At a mortuary school
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(58)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
If you're in Iowa and your dog has 1,500 pounds of steak, police have two words for him: Bad Dog
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(12)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas might being moving towards the 21st century by making pot penalties similar to speeding tickets. Remember Subby said 'might'
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(79)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Cow farts in a can just went on sale in Germany. I don't want to know how they do this
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(57)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
John Boehner loves the troops so much he's refusing to allow the body of the last American WWI vet to lie in the US Capitol
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(388)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Friday photo match-up. What did they steal? Contest ends 6pm EST
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(22)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Other White Meat is out, and Pork: Be Inspired is in
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(92)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will PUT you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in MY world now, grandma
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(73)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
In this tough economy you want your charitable gifts to go as far as possible. So support The Wishing Well Foundation, where a full 5 cents out of every dollar goes directly to the children
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(112)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this soft stance
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Size matters in male fertility. Taint what you think
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(172)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The most passive trashing of a liquor store ever
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(91)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
NASA extends Discovery mission. This is not a repeat from yesterday. Or the day before
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(58)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The frightening thing is that the article, "Industrial side of Garden State also offers much to love", may not be intentionally funny
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain to Gaddafi: We printed £900m in cash for you, but if you want it, you have to make a claim in person. It's right there under the box being held up with a stick
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man tries the old "drink in front of the cop" defense to get out of DUI
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(61)
 
(some Chronicle of Higher Ed)
 
 
 
If you are waiting for hear from the University of Redwood admissions office, we have some bad news for you
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(47)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
69-year-old becomes the sexiest woman alive
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(44)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Good News Everyone. Having an affair does not void your marriage contract
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(111)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Vegas Fark Party update and reminder, today is the deadline for the discount on the room block
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(231)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Backscatter scanners, coming to a sidewalk near you....citizen
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(130)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: flash mob freeze frame. The new hotness: flash mob shoplifting
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(36)
 
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
If your girlfriend's idea of foreplay is stabbing you, maybe it's time to find a new girlfriend
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(44)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Florida governor to gut the state education system, ensuring they remain firmly in 68th place in state education rankings
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(121)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
575-lb spokesman for the Heart Attack Grill dies at 29, no official word on cause of death. Hmmmmmmmmmm
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(153)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Iowa lawmakers refuse to ban abortion and curtail rights for homosexuals
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
UK council spends $1.3 million on cameras to catch speeding motorcyclists on Britain's most dangerous road. Numbers of bikers caught after one year: Zero
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(39)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen's guide to mental wellness
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(63)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
In a strange turn of events, workers fire boss
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(99)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Take the train to the White House, the Washington Monument, the Lincoln Memorial...that is, if you can get past the raccoons
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(25)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Pencils ready, class: it's time for the weekly Fark Weird News Quiz
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(67)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Failure to pull out leaves Glory whole
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(41)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Convicted sex offender "very very sorry" for breaking into home and raping a young couple while their son slept upstairs, thinks it would be a good time for everyone to just move on
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(248)
 
(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Man successfully walks through 7 lanes of interstate traffic to retrieve hubcap he spotted in median. Too bad he needed 8 lanes to complete the level
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(20)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
16 yr. old teen caught having sex in a closet with Mary Magdalene. (With a "WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU??" pic
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(104)
 
(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
Dude becomes first person to get a PhD in snowboarding. Fark: He's an Anglican priest. Dude
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(38)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Bored by the monotony, Wisconsin protesters reenact the stunning Packers victory earlier this year. SNEAKING PAST THE COPS, 5 YARD PENALTY
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(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Families evacuate after South Park condo fire. Towlie wanted for questioning
source: charlotteobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
"After 20 years of marriage and three children, it turns out that my alcoholic husband is gay"
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(203)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The most amazing pictures of spiraling stars making a giant wormhole over Mount Everest you'll ever see
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Border patrol agent gunned down by cartel was shot with rifles sent to Mexico by the ATF, you know...just to see where they might end up
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(230)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
West Virginia to eliminate the only reason West Virginians get out of bed each day
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(79)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
3-2-1991: Rodney King pulled over by cops for driving erratically. 3-1-2011: Rodney King pulled over by cops for driving erratically. LA awaiting release of taped beating to begin looting, rioting, and skull breaking
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(94)
 
(Some One Ping Guy)
 
 
 
If you lost a sub in Swedish waters back in the 80s, good news
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(81)
 
(Sify)
 
 
 
Four years ago a retired FBI agent mysteriously vanished inside Iran. He quickly escaped to the Tehranian underground surviving as a Soldier of Fortune. If you need help, if no one else can help and if you could find him maybe you can hire
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Carrying your luggage on board because it cost $50 to check your bag? It cost the government like 200 million dollars a day for you to not check your bag
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(205)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this smiling sniffer
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(29)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Why the Supreme Court ruled for Westboro
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(465)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Top 10 things NOT to do with your tax refund. Investing in Franklin Mint collector plates strangely absent from the list
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(165)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Woman sues store after slipping on a banana. Hopes not to lose on appeal
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(34)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Astrologer predicts Moonaggedon in 2 weeks as it will be at its closest to Earth in 18 years
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(98)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In a world... where Kadaffi rules with an iron fist... the Libyan people cry out for a savior... that man... is George Bush
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(208)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Child wanders into street while mother attends parenting class. FAIL
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(42)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you had the Ivory Coast as the next African nation on the brink of civil war, step up and claim your prize
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(66)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Police say it's too soon to speculate on a motive in the killing of a neo-nazi white supremacist skinhead, but say it might have something to do with the fact that he was a neo-nazi white supremacist skinhead
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(124)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Naked Therapist" says she encourages openness with her clients by slowly stripping naked during sessions. I feel some mommy issues coming up right now
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(216)
 


Thu March 03, 2011
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Worst. Money. Laundering. Scheme. Ever
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(101)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Things you can do with an empty wine bottle to make your raging alcohol problem look more artistic
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(71)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Libya to protesters: We though you could use some help, so we released all the prison inmates. No thanks necessary, just tryin' to help
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(48)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gully washer
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(30)
 
(My Modern Met)
 
 
 
This kid's dad is *way* cooler than your dad, as he created the ultimate pirate ship bedroom
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(187)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dozens of people perform CPR for over an hour and a half. Recipient survives, mentally intact, and thanks them
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(163)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Great photographs from BBC's Human Planet. Shame it's a slideshow...oh wait
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The latest thing that can KILL YOU according to the media is... *spins wheel* grocery cart handles
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(90)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby hawk rescued by NYC firefighter (with caption-worthy pic)
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(50)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Finally, streetlights in Brazil
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(55)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ibuprofen might help people shake Parkinson's disease
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(39)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
New non-surgical autopsy technique minimizes risk of patient injury
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Another explanation for speeding and swerving on an interstate......with mugshot goodness
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(38)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New government report out about the sexual practices of ordinary Americans. Well, not you. This is about normal people without cheeto-stained hands and who don't live in their Mom's basement
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(172)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Naked, growling like a dog and claiming to be the devil is no way to go through life, son, but it is a good way to get tasered
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(30)
 
(Trib Local)
 
 
 
Inmate that was only serving four years for manslaughter will be extending his stay after soliciting a 13-year-old girl for sex. Fark: From the JAIL PHONE
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Escalating his Biggest Douchebag in Africa contest with Qaddafi, Laurant Gbagbo's forces open fire on an unarmed womens' demonstration
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(59)
 
(MyNorthwest)
 
 
 
Megachurch pastor to debate porn star Ron Jeremy, hopes to convince audience with wit, wisdom, and impeccable logic that pornography addiction is the wrong choice
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Subby is confused, this is NOT a proportionate response, then?
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(117)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas library triples late fees. Just kidding, they're letting you pay fees by donating cans of food at the food bank
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
(Audio) Radio host to Westboro Baptists: "Welcome to the show. I put you in the same category as pedophiles"
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(194)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Arizona lawmaker wants to impeach Obama for not defending his marriage
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(92)
 
(Government Technology)
 
 
 
Coming soon: Google Meth Lab View
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(43)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Egyptian military to revolutionaries: "The Prime Minister has 'resigned.' Any other demands?"
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mazda recalls 50,000 cars because "AIGGH Spider". No, really
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(179)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Exposing yourself and ranting in your jail cell after getting arrested for DUI is no way to go through life, Father
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(31)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
In case there was any doubt, Arizona supports the governor of Wisconsin
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(177)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If you're planning on selling your 13-year-old daughter into a Pakistani marriage don't be surprised if she fakes her own kidnapping and runs away. Just sayin'
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(163)
 
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this young sportsman
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Document warns of 'holocaust' if polygamist sect leader is not freed
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(98)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This is what happens when Muslims get together to help their country
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(489)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
The coolest photos distorted to look like manga you'll see today
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(121)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Naked man rescued from manhole. Fabulous
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(28)
 
(East Anglia Daily Times)
 
 
 
Breaking News: Man not trapped under sofa
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(40)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
You know how, when you take away all the crowns, uniforms and trappings, European royals kind of look like your inbred cousins from West Virginia? Well, there's a reason for that
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(202)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
Tarot reader admits that her profession has nothing to do with being psychic. But you already knew that
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nepalese authorities harshing everyone's mellow by banning marijuana usage at massive Hindu festival whose traditional highlight is a communal toke-off
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
March 4th, Indiana begins crackdown on impaired and female drivers
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Six fire departments respond to rescue dog that fell down cliff. Spokesman: We weren't busy
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(35)
 
(Farmer Giles)
 
 
 
Slurry pervert found naked and covered in large amounts of mud in a quagmire...surrounded by tissues
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(73)
 
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
How can you tell if your baby was born under a bad sign? When the sign reads: Flashdancers Gentlemen's Club
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(52)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
If the NFL season is suspended, the girls over in the Lingerie Football League want you to know that they will bend over backwards to keep you entertained on Sunday
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(349)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
US military spends millions on software for manipulating fake personae on Facebook and Twitter
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(165)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Your son is having problems with a school bully. Do you a) talk to the principal, b) hold a meeting with the parents, or c) screw in your facial piercings, storm the school bus, and slap the s*** out of the other kid? Hint: Florida Tag
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(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Man goes missing while swimming in ocean near San Diego. After a 20-hour search by the Coast Guard, he is found safe and sound. In Arizona
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(30)
 
(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Florida man charged with folding woman into couch. Sofa she's doing okay
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sons of Confederate Veterans upset that the History Channel won't run their commercials that claim the north forced southern plantation owners to own slaves, and that compare Lincoln to Hitler
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(388)
 
(azfamily.com)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a stray dog that jumped into a family's fridge
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(40)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Opposition party seeking new leader requires candidates to provide their social media passwords to party brass. Orwell, Zuckerberg like this
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(28)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, PhD
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(164)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
76-year old man attacks tree with chainsaw. Tree wins
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(78)
 
(Some Simeon)
 
 
 
New Orleans determines that autistic woman cannot keep her service monkeys on Bourbon Street. Did I mention the monkeys were dressed up as pirates?
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(107)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mass extinction "that will eradicate 75% of life on Earth is drawing closer" claims study by the Department of EVERYBODY PANIC
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(154)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Couple indicted for their "spare the stun gun and spoil the child" theory of child rearing
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(20)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Man finds maggots in McDonald's hamburger. Was tipped off when the hamburger tasted better than usual and was more nutritious
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(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Butts waives hearing in Boob murder case
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(29)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Now that the Supreme Court is on their side, the Westboro Baptist Church promises four times the fun at the same low low price
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(320)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Some men have trophy wives. Others prefer hood ornaments
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(71)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Ever thought those crows were looking at you bit too long, and a bit too knowingly? You were probably right
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(242)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop these terrific teats
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(41)
 
(Bay Citizen)
 
 
 
If the dot-com bubble and the housing bubble weren't bad enough, now they're talking about a pot bubble
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your car's colour reveals your personality: Subby's reveals he bought used and wasn't too picky
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(147)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Have you ever used drugs? No job for you
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(456)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Brisbane PD: To protect, serve, and take pictures with topless women
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(58)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sirhan Sirhan denied denied parole parole
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(76)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Bad: You get hiccups just before reading news live on radio. Good: It's the 3am news and nobody listens. Bad: You mention it to a colleague on your way out and they put it on the web
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(37)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Handwritten letter arrives in California 66 years after it was sent by some guy named Emmett Brown
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Five people inducted into the Meat Hall of Fame, including the munchkin coroner from the Wizard of Oz. In other news, there's a Meat Hall of Fame
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 304: "I'm Beginning to See a Pattern Here..." Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(193)
 


Wed March 02, 2011
(Gaston Gasette)
 
 
 
You gotta give the tweakers some credit for at least taking their children to a meth lab that doubles as a day care
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(31)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this double duty
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(21)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you're a smart woman, step right up to claim your victim card
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(569)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
The modern world owes its modernity to Muslims
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(285)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
In news that will finally spur universal agreement to fight climate change, global warming threatens Great Tits
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(133)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Nobel Prize-winning biologist, who's clearly never heard of Godwin, says our only hope in avoiding Idiocracy is population control
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(249)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
From the Department of Redundancy Department: Individually wrapped bananas
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(79)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
University uninvites former President of Mexico because of his views on legalizing drugs. School officials feared an outbreak of "critical thinking"
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(90)
 
(Monsters and Critics)
 
 
 
Founder of "Saudi Day of Rage" Facebook group killed by authorities. Well, I guess they'll stop being mad now, right?
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(115)
 
(Sky News)
 
 
 
Two soldiers shot dead in Frankfurt airport. Westboro Baptist Church standing by
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(224)
 
(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
Apparently there's a gang in Mexico known as the Mexicles and you don't mess with a Mexicle if you like your head on your shoulders
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(91)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
He pulled out his gun and ordered the dog to "Stop," which the pit-bull ignored
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(181)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
That Christian Dior designer who was fired for making drunken, racist comments heads to Arizona. No word if it's for rehab or solidarity
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(37)
 
(KCRG.com)
 
 
 
World's Worst Psychiatrist says teacher who had student shower in chocolate syrup and play strip video games was not doing it for sexual gratification
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(64)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists use a satellite tag to track the voyage of a hammerhead from the warm waters of southern Florida to a cantina on Tatooine
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(34)
 
(Pat's Papers)
 
 
 
EBay can't figure out why stamp collectors, troll doll enthusiasts are all bidding on XXL men's clothes these days
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(64)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Excellent question: What the hell were U.S. citizens doing in Libya?
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(61)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The Canadian warship heads to Libya
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(141)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rand Paul: Government shutdown? There's no such thing
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(74)
 
(Virginian Pilot)
 
 
 
Woman who received a check for 12 years and never worked a day says she was wrongfully terminated
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(234)
 
(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Dolphins save dog stuck on sand bar. Suck it Lassie
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(77)
 
(azfamily.com)
 
 
 
Remember how everyone freaked out when it was announced Phoenix is the kidnapping capitol of the universe? Yeah, it turns out cops there were exaggerating statistics in order to get more federal funds
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lifelong churchgoing man asks for accelerated rehab in case of sexually assaulting a horse. Judge likely to say neigh
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(70)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Chinese Foreign Ministry calls on journalists to 'co-operate' with the police giving them beat downs
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(30)
 
(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
Duck breaks into conference room, arrives early for meeting. With hilarious pic
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(125)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK celebrities still labor under the mistaken belief that Americans can tell British accents apart
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(173)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FDA set to remove 500, unproven prescription drugs that were "grandfathered in" before the current approval rules. In other news, there are more than 500 prescription drugs that have never been tested for safety and effectiveness
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(137)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Federal Government hurting the economy by fining three movie theaters for violating an archaic and unfair law
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(66)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Don't try to push your own political philosophy about the estate tax by soiling the legacy of Wendy's founder Dave Thomas
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Hey, hoser. Canuckistan is skinnier than you U.S. Americans. Think it has something to do with our universal healthcare, eh?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Elderly foodies increasingly ignore "doctor's orders," chow down on cookies, barbecue, all kinds of eggs, rare calf's liver with mashed potatoes, and whatever makes them feel good
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(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this moment on a pole
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(44)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
"Hello? 911? My teacher rattled a desk to get my attention and it startled me"
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(147)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're subjected to a TSA search at the airport, the agents have the upper hand. But if you take three Viagra pills before going through, it's a different kind of experience altogether
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(133)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chips and a citrus drink go well with vehicular manslaughter
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(10)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Perhaps you were wondering what your neighborhood would look like if the International Space Station parked on it. Wonder no more
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(25)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
So what caused those heavy "snowfalls" that buried most of the US this "winter"? Yup, you guessed it, global warming
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(339)
 
(Government Technology)
 
 
 
Colorado to build miniature hydro-electric plants in drainage ditches because, hey, why the fark not?
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(29)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Gaddafi warns of a "bloodbath" if Western nations intervene in Libya. As opposed to what? The "Bloodshower" that currently occurring there?
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(95)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
The Supreme Court rules that, yes, the Constitution protects your right to be an asshole. In writing for the majority, Chief Justice Roberts added, "Goddamnitsomuch"
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(462)
 
(Gamecock nation)
 
 
 
The LAW says y'all teens can't sext no more, so stop it ya hear
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Things you shouldn't forget to take when you move out of a rental home: TVs, clothes, food, 40 dead snakes,
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(8)
 
(WSB-TV)
 
 
 
I'm sure breaking into a middle school at 3am in the nude seemed like a reasonable idea at the time
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(10)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You see what happens when you elect a Lib, libs? That's right. The Cold War is back on, biatches
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(109)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Depression expected to hit more American men as they transition to domestic roles, daytime soaps
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(94)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Catholic Bishops take the booty out of the bible, clarify that a "holocaust" is just a burnt offering
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(88)
 
(KDVR.com)
 
 
 
Arson investigator's van set on fire while he was investigating arson
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(23)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The first rule of middleschool fight club is you do not tell mom about middleschool fight club
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(30)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Illinois Attorney General vows to assist criminals who might accidently invade the home of a gun owner who could shoot back
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(138)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
HBGary CEO celebrates his victory over Anonymous by resigning in disgrace
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Us Army decides their annual physical fitness test should maybe test soldiers on their ability to do things they might have to do in actual combat
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(117)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Coconut oil, which was going to make you fat, stop your heart, and kick your dog, might actually be okay for you
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(76)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not so fast with that bottle of water, Granny. Boxcutters? Yeah, go right ahead
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(82)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
The man who in Afghanistan who has killed the most threats to American aircraft works for the USDA
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(96)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Greasy, grimy gopher guts? Fine. Mutilated monkey meat? Acceptable. Little birdie's dirty feet? Borderline. But this? No - no my friend, no f****** way
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(97)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
You might think calling in "Officer down" on a stolen police radio would get you caught by police, but it's the beef jerky that actually does you in
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(16)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
I saw a (magnetic) turtle
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(32)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana judge rules that local media outlets must divulge anonymous posters' identities in defamation lawsuit
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(149)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Female Waffle House worker arrested for feeling coworker's muffin. w/ eye bleach inducing mugshot
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(115)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you take a decade to install a $440 million dollar communication system don't be surprised if it's obsolete by the time you're done
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(95)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Alllll aboooooard. The R.L. Express. Limit two cabana boys per customer
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(46)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Christchurch, New Zealand man auctions off the 30-ton boulder that is currently sitting in his living room due to the quake
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(20)
 
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Cereal rapist on the loose
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mother writes to advice column for help in dealing with daughter's domineering boyfriend. Columnist "Shut up and make him a sandwich"
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(359)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey woman steals valuable church crucifix. Police nab her after brief cross examination
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(40)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"I'll have a Double Double, a couple of Canadian Maples, some Timbits, and a appendectomy please"
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(78)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mary Lee Ditto given 10 days in jail for furnishing alcohol to a minor. Mary Lee Ditto given 10 days in jail for furnishing alcohol to a minor
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(54)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tank topper
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(17)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas is against illegal immigrants unless they are your maid, lawnmower, or gardener
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(307)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tennessee would like its own currency. But is meth a stable enough standard?
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(156)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man attacks family member with TV channel changer. The possibility getting the charges dropped is remote
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(30)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
US Marines to be deployed to Libya. Shiat just got real
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(465)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If it wasn't for the Navajo Code Talkers, England would be the smallest farking province in the Russian Empire. And now one of them has died
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(228)
 
(News9.com)
 
 
 
Zombie dog gets new leash on life
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(68)
 


Tue March 01, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
1,000 year-old canoe found in Florida. No word on 1,000 year-old little man inside
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(50)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
What the hell? I can't believe they greenlight shiat like this. Jesus H. Christ, are the admins asleep at the wheel?
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(126)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
You might not want to trust those search results if they lead you to kill your husband, daughter, and yourself with a hunting knife
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(122)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop these human railroad crossings
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Boy claims to have visited heaven. Surprisingly this isn't a teacher sex scandal story
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(252)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Witness says the victim was upset before shooting. I don't imagine he's too happy about being dead, either
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(22)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Why yes I am oh so gay, so I will be rooming with this smoking hot cheerleader, thank you for asking
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(212)
 
(Some Ovum)
 
 
 
Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you fetus?
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(103)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Republican Governors: "Give us the flexibility to fix health care as we see fit." Obama: "Okay." Republican Governors: "Go to hell Stalin"
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(309)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Facebook to start sharing your phone number and address. Wait? You were dumb enough to give it to them?
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(212)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Thanks in large part to Governor Walker, public perception of unions is surging to an all-time high
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(351)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guy hired to clear overgrown lot for a little bit of money, and here we are, it's a beautiful day
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(142)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Stockholm suicide bomb was made out of cannabis press. That's not cool, man
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(40)
 
(Global Times)
 
 
 
Chinese farmer awaits an artificial asshole. Then, after James Franco's visit, he'll need surgery as well
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(76)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older. And now you're even older (Fark's 6,000,000th submission)
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(2236)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Is that a knife in your jock strap or are you happy to be peeping on me in the bathroom?
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
SCOTUS: Corporations do not have federal privacy rights
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(151)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Couple flee Christchurch earthquake in crushed SUV. So naturally an irate member of the public writes to the Prime Minister complaining that they're a danger to the public. Unlike the thousands of tonnes of rubble that fell on people
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(35)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
New York State, having run out of other ways to tax its citizens proposes licenses, yearly registration, inspection, and insurance for all bicycles and riders in the state
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(164)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If your mother has Alzheimer's, you run a greater risk of getting it yourself
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(94)
 
(wwltv)
 
 
 
Hurricane Katrina, the musical?
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rented transport
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(13)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Alien invades Washington DC and lands at the Cantina
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police set up road block to C) catch employees who've been smoking in their cars
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(81)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Kremlin calls Gaddafi a 'living political corpse', says he needs to step down into zombieland
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(33)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Whoopie pies spark food fight between Pennsylvania, Maine
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Missouri can now proudly add "Meth lab capital of the US" to its former motto of "not quite as bad as Kansas"
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(113)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Children who regularly eat dinner with their parents grow up the happiest and for christ's sake, son, you went through half the bottle of ketchup on three chicken nuggets
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(111)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
N.H. bill would ban the TSA from grabbing T & A
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(130)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
March 1 is Beer Day. Thanks, Iceland, for a true Fark Holiday
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(44)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If your mother has Alzheimer's, you run a greater risk of getting it yourself
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(66)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Evangelicals brand fellow Christian as a "heretic" for daring to say that people aren't all going to hell
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(370)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
China's US debt holdings jump 30% in revised Treasury Department estimates. Apparently we owe them so much money we can't even keep track of it now
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(50)
 
(Some Rent Seeking Guy)
 
 
 
The AMA doesn't want you getting your genetic information except through your Doctor(tm), saying they're needle$$ and may be mi$interpreted
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(50)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Apparently you just can't love Hitler any more
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(147)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Asian wasps to curb stink bugs; will be eaten by Bolivian tree lizard, which are eaten by Chinese needle snakes, which are managed by snake-eating gorillas, which, and this is the beautiful part, will freeze to death in the winter
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(60)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Vegas update and some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/20 - 2/26
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(29)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ driver killed after getting tired on the Garden State Parkway. Right through the windshield
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(62)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
Scroll 4 pictures down for the most deceptive pic of liquid sewage you'll see today
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(53)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
The future isn't looking very bright for Florida's statewide scholarship system
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(50)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Man accidentally his wife instead of the dog
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(110)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Guess who *else* is having a tantrum over the other dictators getting so much news coverage?
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(150)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Motorist tells officer that he got stolen rifle from "Bo" and stolen truck from a "blue-eyed Cuban." Officer asks about dead gator in the back. Then things get weird
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(40)
 
(on line athens)
 
 
 
For 75 years, woman plays piano weekly for her church. Credits her longevity to watching her keys and pews
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(99)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
A man pleads guilty to posing as an attractive single father and psychologist to convince mothers to sexually abuse their children. (With pic. of what an attractive single father and psychologist might look like)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Made for Fark headline of the day: Famed magnetic boy is probably just very sticky
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Televangelist who claims he can remove your debt through donations is accused of being a fraud. This is Ric Romero, reporting from the scene
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(313)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We can rebuild him, we have the technology. That six million dollars might be a problem though
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(46)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
London School of Economics claims Saif Gaddafi plagiarized his PhD thesis. Dad is going to be pissed
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Uber -liberal San Franciscans not such peaceniks when it comes to giving up their parking spots
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(129)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Madagascar Metazoan
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(30)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Just after you bought some at the regular price...chimp meat goes on sale
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(86)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police called after Australian ATMs start spitting out thousands of dollars of excess cash. Customers give cops a run for their money
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(87)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Apparently, even Somalian pirates get a craving for Danishes
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(103)
 
(PRI)
 
 
 
How bad would food shortages be if last year's drought in Russia had instead been centered on Chicago? Let's just say your stock in Soylent Green would be through the roof
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(144)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Never take a television set to a waste paper basket fight
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(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who had daughter at 15 shocked, dismayed to discover she's becoming a grandmother at 29
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(227)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
European court to decide if charging higher car insurance premiums for men is sex discrimination. Hero tag stopped at red light checking text messages
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(137)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Old and busted: crazy cat lady. New hotness: crazy coupon lady
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(97)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Doctors want teenagers banned from tanning salons, NJ
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(51)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York City is running out of phone numbers. Again
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(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: If advertising was required to be excruciatingly honest
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(47)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Upper Big Branch Mine security chief arrested for lying to FBI, destroying documents, and obstructing the Massey Energy bus he just got thrown under
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Mon February 28, 2011
(Some Timbertoes Guy)
 
 
 
Goofus lets a person with their arms full open a door on their own. Gallant opens the door for them and lets them in. Fark: Gallant gets suspended
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(242)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If this story about a lonely whale does not break your heart, then you are an inhuman husk of a person
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(139)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Protip: Afghanistan Taliban Fighters are not Tourist Attractions
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(65)
 
(My Fox Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Amniotic fluid could be source for replacement organs. The research is in its infancy, but has plenty of womb to grow
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(43)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Drunk driver crashes into sober living home
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(32)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good: You get a free DVD in the mail; Bad: It's about how your town kills dolphins
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(56)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
A Christian couple opposed to homosexuality have lost a court battle over their right to become foster carers. Fabulous
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(390)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Obama grows a pair, dispatches the USS Enterprise to Libyan theatre. You will obey, global citizen
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(340)
 
(Boston Channel)
 
 
 
Trip to find Supreme Being goes awry because of missing map
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New York pet shelter holds world's first same-sex cat wedding
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(33)
 
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Friend busted for DUI? Totally bummed? A joint might do the trick. Just wait until the traffic stop is over
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(10)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Son, you've got a bieber on your head. It's the (belated) Mugshot Roundup
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(97)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Pilot praised for not killing anybody instead of being reprimanded for CRASHING THE DAMN HELICOPTER
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(39)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Illinois bill would eliminate having sex in high school from placing you on the sexual offender registry
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(75)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man pulled over for driving his golf cart the wrong way in the middle of the night predicted he couldn't pass field sobriety tests, and by golly, he was right
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(11)
 
(Some Oily Guy)
 
 
 
For at least one hopeful Wisconsin Democrat who fled the state the happy ending is definitely not going to be so happy when he gets back
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We can all sleep soundly now; Heinz is set to release the "Dip & Squeeze®" Ketchup packet at Chick-fil-A this week. Still no cure for cancer
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(89)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
He believed the crotch-grabbing incidents represented "a difference of way of expression, maybe"
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(32)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Photos of best and worst dressed at the Oscars. Caution: some photos may cause King's Speech-like stuttering problem
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Texas school district decides they'd rather shut down all extracurricular activities district-wide than tolerate gays or adhere to federal law
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(247)
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
Cops: Pastor who frequently used a bullhorn to rail against gays in the French Quarter caught red-handed masturbating in local park
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(85)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Now, I know you might be a little upset about this, but we need to do another bank bailout. Don't worry, though, it's only $900 million and it's going to Afghanistan's national bank
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(73)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline:"Broken vacuum cleaner sets off terror alert"
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(42)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
S.F. hippie water policy introduced to law of unintended consequences, $18million in bleach
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(278)
 
(2 tsp)
 
 
 
Photoshop the world's smallest aquarium
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(48)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
World's hairiest girl enjoys swimming, dancing with her friends, posting on Total Fark
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(280)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Louis Farrakhan predicts Mid-east style uprisings will come to America. Hear that sekret muslim president? You will be overthrown by...um...muslims...I guess
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(164)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
3M CEO hopes criticism of Obama sticks
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(268)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Gaddafi: 'all my people love me'
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(130)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
After carefully reviewing campaign contributions, Missouri Attorney General says city ordinances authorizing red light cameras are OK
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(87)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists baffled that we're all still here fire up their hadron collider one more time
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(78)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
'Raising Argentina' turns out to be less funny without Nicholas Cage
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(38)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Saudi scholars propose turning country from absolute monarchy into constitutional monarchy, also propose not being disappeared for suggesting this
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As he winds down his term as Secretary of Defense, Gates warns his sucessor to avoid the classic blunder
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(80)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
More and more corporations are looking to use their core business to do social good, according to researchers at the Brooklyn Bridge Buying Institute
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(69)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists find education reduces blood pressure. Scientists apparently never met Subby's fourth grade teacher
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(41)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Boobs in the UK now say that breastmilk ice cream is unsafe
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(85)
 
(the daily breeze)
 
 
 
Iowa hen lays egg-normous prize size omelet-to-be
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(57)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
I said, THERE'S STILL NO EXPLANATION FOR LAST MONTH'S HERRING LOSS
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The I-5 is moving better now, though early there was slight congestion due to a herd of goats
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(52)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
"Can GEICO save you money on your car insurance? Is it easy to accidentally bake a gecko into a loaf of bread?"
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(67)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The only people who can help New Zealand recover from the devastating earthquake are Oprah Winfrey and David Letterman
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(48)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Girl Scout cookie sales barred at Girl Scouts founder's home. From now on you'll just have to go to a crackhouse like all the other customers
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(80)
 
(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
Natural heritage agency says releasing wild beavers into the wild was illegal, wants to trap them. Confused yet?
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(43)
 
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Tourist who doesn't know what Germany thinks of Nazis these days asks his girlfriend to take his picture at the Reichstag, gives a Nazi salute. Fark: He's not from the US, amazingly
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(512)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Cleaning up after Rainbow Gathering yields the usual granola wrappers, spent condoms, and dead bodies
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