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Sun December 19, 2010
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
South Korean officials OK live-fire drill. Quoth Samuel L. Jackson: "Hold on to your butts"
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(169)
 
(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
100 roosters seized from a bunch of cocks
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(58)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Authorities investigate dolphin calf mutilation, conclude that somebody did this on porpoise
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(34)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
HAMSTER AND A PLATTER: Pizza Hut Austrailia Offers One Free Small Pet With 10 Large Pizzas.
 
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Remember how Verizon and Google announced they no longer supported Net Neutrality? It's now leaked out that they are looking to charge customers based on which web sites are visited
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(310)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Next time your drunken friends are hanging at your house, keep them away from the phone so that they don't call 911 looking for 420
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(36)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
A flash mob that performs Handel's "Messiah" at the airport? HALLELUJAH
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(152)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Iowans are selling rare Templeton Rye whiskey on eBay, causing state police to arrest sellers for bootlegging. Police spokesman Rex Banner assures the public they will put an end to this menace
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(87)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Kroger recalls pet food. It had a full-bodied texture, a piquant aftertaste, a memorable aroma, and only the faintest hint of aflatoxin
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(81)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Everything you need to know to watch the lunar eclipse over North America Monday night
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(160)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Colombian special forces in Blackhawk helicopters sneak in to FARC rebel territory and stage major assault....by decorating an 82 foot tall Christmas tree
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(82)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sleeping bag company needs US help if is going to...zzzzzz
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(41)
 
(WIVB)
 
 
 
911 dispatcher retires after 30 years. For those of you keeping score at home, that's about 3,500 calls concerning unsatisfactory fast food experiences
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(81)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Congratulations to Illinois' 4th largest city, Naperville. For the first time ever, they went a whole day where no crime was committed. Crooks promise to try harder in the future
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(62)
 
(Some Guys)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kick from behind
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(26)
 
(cfnews13.com)
 
 
 
"Environmental officials keep an eye on sinkhole, take a look inside." YOU FOOLS, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT WANTS YOU TO DO
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(45)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Licker says liquor was lead-in for makin' a break-in in Sweden
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(13)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
If there were only some sort of way to glide safely to the ground, three skydivers would still be alive today
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(82)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
WikiLeaks cables describe Belarus leader as 'bizarre' and 'disturbed'; he refers to Clint Eastwood as 'Blondie' and wants to know the name on some grave
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
♪ ♫ Zombie the Snowman was a jolly happy ghoul, ♪ ♫ With a corncob pipe and some boy's nose ♪ ♫ And two eyes he got at school
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(27)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
And the next thing foodies will douche up and ruin is *shakes Magic 8-ball* eggnog
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(224)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother follows in daughter's footsteps
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(185)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Be on the lookout for escaped prisoner with a mole on the left side of his face and no bottom teeth. Oh, and he's driving a yellow department of corrections van
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(22)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
If your pet is also a game animal, you might want to keep it on a leash during hunting season
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(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman complains to media after being turned away from the Energy Assistance Program--while standing in front of her flat-panel TV and Xbox
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(615)
 
(record on line)
 
 
 
New York man makes the largest Italian dessert ever. Now if he cannoli eat it
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(30)
 
(Cary News)
 
 
 
City installed red light cameras at intersections where you'd have to be going half the speed limit to stop in time to avoid getting a ticket
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(100)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Two men rescue a deer trapped on river ice. Are they: a) thanked by workers, b) given first shot at some fresh venison, or c) ticketed and fined because they did not have life vests aboard the boat they used to reach the animal?
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(60)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news: North Korea promises to return the remains of U.S. service members. Bad News: After they overrun Camp Casey
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Popular gifts this Christmas include rabies, E. Coli
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(28)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Every time you exceed the speed of sound, a crocodile gets a boner
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(52)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Take a cigarette break by sitting at your window in NYC? That's a body slam from police and a trip to the psych ward
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(246)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Winter storm slams into Europe, wreaking havoc and dumping as much as a half inch of snow in some places
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(114)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tree for transport
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(16)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bank robber works FARK Tag into holdup note
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(21)
 
(wrex.com)
 
 
 
Boy asks Santa to bring his brother home from the Army for Christmas and some jackass just threw a bunch of dust in the air
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(66)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"My daughter loved that Anne Frank book. What else did she write?" and 8 other things said by customers at the bookstore
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(332)
 
(WTHI)
 
 
 
He pulls a lead pipe, you pull a samurai sword..that's the TERRE HAUTE way
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(101)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
You have to admit, for an old lady she sure was persistent. w/ Tell me that woman isn't embalmed mugshot
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this purveyor of pipes
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(23)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Facebook will make Christmas cards to go obsolete. "One has to have a certain mindset for sending Christmas cards, one I don't think those in their 20s and earlier have"
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(212)
 


Sat December 18, 2010
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Dominatrix files charges against plastic surgeon she was sexting with, because he fapped in front of her during botox treatment
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(95)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police make 400 arrests in one night, presumably by staying near Lindsay Lohan
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(33)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Western Australia Senator defends wet t-shirt competitions: "People who say it demeans women get your feet back on the ground." (w/ helpfully not-safe-for-work pic of what a wet t-shirt competition entails)
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(298)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man repays unemployment benefits. YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT *AND* WRONG
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(83)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Many teachers are dedicated to their students, but it takes special dedication to let your students perform autopsy on you
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(95)
 
(CBS Philly)
 
 
 
Those scanners may not work for detecting explosives, but they're great for TSA agents to identify valuable items to steal. Bonus: No jailtime for the TSA perp
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(182)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Someone stole Danny DeVito's lighter
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(49)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Perfect gift for that sandy-vaginaed cyclist in your life
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(265)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop these slope Santas
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(35)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ask. Tell. It doesn't matter, for war is hell
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(1726)
 
(The Real Ric Romero)
 
 
 
"Car dealers are very eager to move cars off of their lots." I would like to believe you, Ric Romero. I really would
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(160)
 
(Laguna Beach Independent)
 
 
 
Should skateboarders in roads be treated as vehicles, pedestrians, or targets?
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(105)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Were you looking for your daily reminder that those 20,000 lb trucks you see on the highway can have drivers legally chatting distractedly on their cellphones as they hurl towards you at 65 mph? No? Well, here it is anyway
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(96)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Yo Dawg, I heard you like ads, so I'mma put ads on your tax sticker so we can collect revenue on the ads on the tax
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(65)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to read just one domestic violence story today, this one is a gem
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(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your ready-made Fark headline of the day, "Drunk Kills Shark, Saves Egyptian Beach Resort". With "hold my beer and watch this" actual quote goodness
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(89)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The DREAM Act blocked in Senate at last
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(472)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
12-year-old kid playing army experiences "shock and awe" when police show up and join in
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(114)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
God helps those who help themselves, so here's someone who helped themselves to two million Church dollars
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(49)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
No, it doesn't look like Darth Vader, but if it gets geeks out of the basement, what the hell
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(72)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop this super-sized snow globe
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(26)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Shyla, a 3 year-old chihuahua, suffers from false pregnancy once a year and begins lactating. During those times, she has "mothered" 13 kittens who may not have survived without her. Who says dogs are not welcome on Caturday?
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(780)
 
(. ) ()
 
 
 
The kids like those "I heart Boobies" bands but can't heart boobies in high school even though it's for boobies cancer.. boobies are offensive, BOOBIES
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(160)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
14 year-old kids become Britain's youngest parents. 'Jamie wasn't planned, but I'm going to be a great mum for him. He's perfect and I'm going to give him everything he ever wants.'
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(171)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Italian officials ban car advertisement featuring two lesbians climbing into bed together, on the grounds that the commercial is over before they can get their pants off
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(42)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Ok, so how much will I really save after all this tax hoo-ha? Really? That much?
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(198)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Witholding internet access is the new spanking
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(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bored with only half the world hating them, Israel picks a fight with extraterrestrials
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man threatens girlfriend with gun, tries to put it away in the back of his pants and shoots himself in the buttocks. What an asshole
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(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Vicar wants to rip the 12th century wooden pews out of her church and replace them with plastic chairs. Parishioners don't like the sound of this one bit
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(127)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: When no one is looking
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(27)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Singapore provides new data points supporting global warming: more and more people are stripping naked in public
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(34)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Man burns girlfriend with an iron on suspicion that she cheated on him....hope they can smooth things out
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(53)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Being the New Mexico Governor has its challenges; improving schools, promoting economic development, pardoning 'Billy the Kid'... wait, what?
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(48)
 


Fri December 17, 2010
(AFP)
 
 
 
"US Foie Gras Industry Ducking Controversy." Maybe they can help goose the economy when they (puts on sunglasses) de-liver it. YEEEEAAAAHHH
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(128)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oral medication to give men 'new hope' in the bedroom, which includes having an awkwardly romantic moment with your sister, watching your male buddy shoot first and seeing an old man bang his lightsaber with your father
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(61)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
English chef says deep frying a turkey is scariest way to cook a bird. "It may come as no surprise that in the United States, the land of the morbidly obese, this is a relatively common practice"
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(282)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scene from the amazon jungle
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(37)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
MILFs, mushroom cuts, mohawks, magenta hair and much, much more meander through this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(218)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Grandma, what a big bag of money you have. "Shut up and step on it"
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(31)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
You went full Fenway, man. Never go full Fenway
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(57)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Larry Flynt: Why I Am Donating $50,000 to WikiLeaks' Defense Fund
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(241)
 
(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
Mexican drone crashes in Texas neighborhood. Authorities suspect it was shot down by American drones concerned it would take their jobs
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Possibly the best line in the best police report ever written: "Santhuff admitted he'd jumped into the exhibit, stolen the meerkat and stuck it in the stroller"
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(37)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Department of Defense says alleged treasonist Bradley Manning not being tortured. He still can't have his binkie, tho
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(150)
 
(Nerve)
 
 
 
Will men stare at nice breasts? Yes. Will men stare at nice breasts long enough for someone to take a sample of their DNA and charge them $4300 without their knowledge? ...Yes
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(218)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Walmart manager opens business with $250K of stolen items, ends up getting rolled back to jail
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(64)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
What's better than the winter solstice on 12/21? When the winter solstice includes a lunar eclipse that will be visible across North America
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(148)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
In a fire emergency, the chain of command is as follows: Fire chief, fire captain, UPS driver, firefighter
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World's largest camel beauty contest begins in Abu Dhabi
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(45)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Fares lower than your grandma's boobs" billboard managed to offend some people
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(57)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Michael Vick bought a $90,000 Porsche for his girlfriend, Kijafa Frink. Her uncle is reportedly an eccentric inventor, prone to shouting GLAVEN FLAVEN NICE DOGGY HOO BOY and his work on bigulators and controversial de-bigulators
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(135)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
"Honest, Officer, those drugs hidden in my crotch are not mine". With 'you want to believe her' mugshot goodness
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(102)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Take the Fark Weird News Quiz, the hardest working news quiz on the planet
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(51)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Apparently, getting sex from accused prostitutes is not one of the perks of being a courtroom clerk. Who knew?
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Extra, extra. Wikileaks reveals that US fears escape of weaponized monkey brain zombie viruses from India
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(53)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"If the Mets' logo were to appear on your favorite brand of bread, how would it affect your purchase?"
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thanks to the ruinous policies of our free-enterprise hating socialist president, the Dow is on pace to reach a record high in 2011, about six years earlier than most analysts predicted
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(133)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The Governor of Missouri would rather balance the budget by cutting state jobs, higher education and certain public school programs than close a single prison
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(57)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Problem: Teamsters taking more than their fair share. Solution: STFU, don't you remember what happened to Jimmy Hoffa
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(27)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius, chases roadrunner straight onto frozen Lake Michigan
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(43)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
This week's Friday Photo Fun contest is another match the criminal to the crime and has the requisite hooker but not the requisite ugly hooker. This one might be a toughie
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One of the reasons China and Venezuela have been best buds recently? Chavez is selling oil to China at $5/Barrel
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(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Finally, someone's thinking about the children. Orphan gorilla children, I mean
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(16)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Assange got leaked
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(404)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Even from the grave, this photo of Teddy Roosevelt could eat a pack of angry mountain lions for breakfast right before kicking your lily ass
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(232)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Playboy Playmate Donna D'Errico in hospital after getting a serious infection from a staff... *whispers*...hospitalized with a serious staph infection
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British oral histories recording from the late 19th/early 20th century assures us that the Brits have always been insufferably boring
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(23)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Think your parents are control freaks? How about this mom who reported to police that daughter was suicidal, planned to kill her two kids?
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(33)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You had an adorable, quirky wedding proposal all ready to go. This guy ruined it (video)
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(128)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man seriously injured jumping away from fire. In his defense, it seemed like a better idea than jumping INTO the fire
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(20)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Study advocates free booze for the homeless. What could possibly go wrong?
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The UN wants to control the internet for your safety
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(64)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Just in time for the holidays, a plea for forgiveness and understanding from the person responsible for Sandra Lee's infamous Kwanzaa Cake
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(114)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Another day, another report on TSA scanners turning us all into mutants
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(38)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Surf's up, dudes: The CIA is spending $5 million on waterboarders. Oh, wait
source: wtop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Shop now active. Sadly, 5" Daleks and Cthulhu Hand Puppets are already sold out
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(97)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
TSA says you can't have Baywatch ghost porn because it's impossible to capture body scan images (with picture of body scan that can't be captured)
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(223)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Hey, you aren't the regular jail doctor. I didn't ask for a prostate exa...HELLO
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(27)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Silly Bandz fad is dead, so you can get back to timeless pursuits like Beanie Baby collecting, Texas Hold 'Em, and hula hoops
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(69)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, Washington. Security pat-downs are coming to a Metro station near you
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(86)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Savant, who is one of six Americans to have "superior autobiographical memory," a condition that allows her to recite details from every day of her life, unfortunately remembers everything. Fortunately Subby has the opposite condition
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(62)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
More and more elderly people are faking illnesses in order to go to a hospital just so they don't have to spend Christmas alone. If this doesn't make you want to call your Nana you have no soul
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(72)
 
(News on 6)
 
 
 
In search for help to deal with giant mound of black ash sitting next to their tiny town, residents turn to Congress, hope they can find some ash hole willing to take it off their hands
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senator Al Franken on why he voted to extend tax cuts for millionaires
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(155)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida city installs gold bar and coin vending machine in high crime area. This should end well
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Easter candy on store shelves for Christmas has one woman asking WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN
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(43)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Caffeine is robbing children of sleep, preparing them for the workplace
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
With the school district running a $50 mil deficit, the new interim superintendent asks the school board for a 44%, $73K raise. Let's see who fails the math
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Theme: Something old is new again
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
A bunch of Wall Street insiders would like you to know that it's time for individual investors to start throwing money at Wall Street again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Shoplifter who soiled clothes fails to wipe record clean"
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(7)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison moves to stop all funding that the FCC might use to adopt Net Neutrality
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(116)
 
(Albany Times Union)
 
 
 
New York man arrested with 193 cartons of untaxed cigarettes. In other news, tax on 193 cartons of smokes in New York is nearly $10,000
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(59)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Researchers claim the closer you live to a highway or Jenny McCarthy, the greater your snowflake's chances of contracting autism
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(AOL News)
 
 
 
Really, it isn't Christmas until grandma sings a Christmas carol, like Jay-Z's "99 problems"
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(11)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Never bring a knife to a snowball fight. No, wait, that actually would work
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(12)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
"Not satisfied with traditional approaches to disrobing, the couple decided that it might be more fun to remove one another's underwear using a knife." This being Fark, you can guess how things turned out
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(34)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
North Korea something something attack something something South Korean drill something something nuclear
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(44)
 
(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
You get a tax cut. You get a tax cut. EVERYBODY GETS A TAX CUT
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(680)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida artist forced to remove her tasteful nude sculptures from community center due to complaints such as "I can't fap to this"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Artwork made of dollar bills forming the word "Honesty" left unattended. Perhaps that wasn't the best policy
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(laist)
 
 
 
Man stabs moviegoer with a meat thermometer. Jury: You're done
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(50)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, bi
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Segway commandos (31)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
18-year old woman arrested for having sex with a 12-year old boy. Yeah, you probably would hit it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I really felt that American Rednecks are an under-served, but large population that could benefit from a formal membership organization structure," said American Redneck Society Executive Director Rob Clayton
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Magnetic bra, undies designed to stay on." Well, until subby works his magic on the ladies, anyway
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man who was fired from Harrods last week, drinks 2 bottles of whiskey and breaks into Harrods maintenance control room that controls the exterior light display. Hilarity ensues. (Not safe for work Language)
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Thu December 16, 2010
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this menacing mime
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(39)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
U.S. Customs announces seizure of 141 cartons of Undocumented Barbies at Mexican border
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(53)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Two million year-old mummified forest in Canada's Arctic could provide climate change clues, like how Zog and Ug's cap and trade CO2 emissions agreement reversed the global warming that had allowed a forest to grow in Canada's Arctic
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists manipulate stem cells to produce miniature beards. Sure, it's no cure for cancer, but Tom Cruise seems excitied by this discovery
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(75)
 
(ktvb.com)
 
 
 
Idaho company charged with fraud while trying to build a nuclear power plant. Doh
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(28)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
I know why the cooked bird singed
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(36)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Birther Colonel sentenced to 6 months for refusing to deploy. If only there were someone in high office to whom he could appeal for a pardon
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
CONGRESS MOVES TO MAKE CARS SAFER FOR THE BLIND
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(98)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Doctor held for groping woman. Hey, two wrongs don't make a right
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(19)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Courtroom sketches of Julian Assange leaked. Ha, let's see how he likes it
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(61)
 
(News-Miner)
 
 
 
Militia leader serves "criminal papers" to judge for prosecuting a "sovereign person." Bonus: Militia leader tells state police they are "outmanmed, outgunned and we could probably have you all dead in one night"
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(240)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Wikileaker Bradley Manning is being in solitary confinement, forbidden to exercise, and drugged, much like a typical WoW player
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(384)
 
(Some Elf)
 
 
 
Gallant drives his children to sit on Santa's lap at the Mall. Goofus drives his children into a parked state police cruiser, while its lights are flashing, while drunk. Merry Christmas, kids
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(12)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
AL-QEADA IS GOIGN TO BLOW US ALL UP FOR CHRISTMAS
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(264)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"The gay lobby does not own the rainbow"
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(207)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man threatens to jump off of a parking garage, so police C) rent a bouncy castle for him to land on (with pic of bouncy castle)
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(70)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The reason you hate math is because Vi Hart wasn't your teacher. (Bonus: pun on a Fark meme but she talks so fast you might miss it)
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(141)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The new extended tax cuts benefit everyone, except over 50 Million middle and lower-class workers
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(173)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
It was only a matter of time until someone found a way to use WikiLeaks in an ad campaign, but I'm pretty sure no one had "Pakistani sanitary napkin company" as being the ones to break the seal
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(29)
 
(Boston Channel)
 
 
 
Always remember to sort your recyclables: paper, glass, plastic, skulls
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(36)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Israel discovered using cameras hidden in fake rocks to spy on Lebanese actions
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(73)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Sweden: "Sure, we'd love to perform anti-terror ops with the US, just don't tell anyone." Wikileaks: *DRIP* Sweden: "...f*ck"
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(146)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Remember those oil containment sand berms pushed by take-charge Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal, over the objection of hidebound bureaucrats? Yeah, scientists say they're a $200 million boondoggle
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(124)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
1,200 dogs euthanized at Kansas puppy mill. Your dog wants a distemper vaccination
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(291)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Israeli Air Force shoots down street light. . .or party balloon
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(65)
 
(Government Technology)
 
 
 
Phoenix to save $600k/year by switching to LED traffic lights. Of course, it costs the city $10,500 per intersection to install them
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(293)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now is the time on Fark when we mock Southerners who don't know how to drive on ice
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(277)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope says Christians are the world's most persecuted Christian group, which is kind of an odd thing for a former member of the Hitler Youth to say
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(204)
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
From "it's got to be a slow news day" department, experts say most pets will get something under the Christmas tree this year
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(36)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
RAF retires Harrier Jump Jet after over 40 years of service. See pictures of their final flight here
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police say LA's "Grim Sleeper " serial killer may have had more victims than the ten they already know about, like maybe 170 more
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(133)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With nothing else to be concerned about, South Koreans protest Fried Chicken
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(40)
 
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
If a tree falls on you in the forest, and no one is around to hear It, does it really make a sound?
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(32)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
17-year-old girl finds money from the future
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(109)
 
(Havana)
 
 
 
Photoshop this smile and a cigar
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(36)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Never underestimate the power of cucumbers and vodka. No, not in that way you perv
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(25)
 
(KCCI)
 
 
 
Crime tip: if you are going to escape from a criminal hospital ward, assault a college student and carjack her, it is best not to show up on a convenience store video in flip flops and a hospital gown. (with video goodness)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study shows that gene markers may be useful in prostate cancer test, but the trick is how to get them up there without the caps coming off
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are you an innovative, motivated, problem solver? A dynamic, results-oriented, team player with extensive experience and a proven track record? Congratulations, you have the most cliche-ridden resume of 2010
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Well, they had a pretty good run, but airlines are finally running out of things for which to charge fees. Ah, well, back to fare raising
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently Sweden really likes rape
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(139)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Coming soon to an arctic near you, thanks to climate change: Red polar bears and laser-guided arctic seals
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest satellite images of the ghost cities of China you will see today
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(93)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
China figures out how to make Twitter more boring
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mapquest to go with "crowd sourced' cartography-letting users edit, correct and alter maps in their database; see absolutely zero potential for mischief in this
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The only job my tie does is keep my neck warm and the arrow on the end points to my big penis" is the wrong thing to say to C) your female students
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(51)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What are you waiting for?
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(552)
 
(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Smoking ban hurting your gambling revenue? No problem, just put the machines outside
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(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The stem cell therapy that cured the man of HIV? Yea, that was two years ago, and the treatment won't work on anyone else
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(35)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The original moon landing was really about searching for alien life, according to noted space historian Michael Bay
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(29)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Even thieves don't want the merchandise at Wal-Mart
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(32)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Crocodiles figured out a vegetarian diet wasn't optimal 80 million years ago. Humans still working on it
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(86)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
This holiday season, let the TSA Holiday Choir warm your heart while the gate officer cradles your genitals
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In another sign of his tragically declining health a confused Dick Clark apparently thinks it is 1990, books New Kids on the Block and Back Street Boys to perform together on his New Year's Eve show
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(107)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Julian Assange has been granted bail. Place your bets. Accidental hit and run (2/1), unexpected heart attack (5/1), or slipped on some soap in the shower and fell on a toothbrush, decapitating him in the process (14/1)
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The reason that this "drug war" has lasted for 40 years is because both the good guys and the bad guys are in favor of it, so what we end up with are the good guys riding the drug war gravy train same as the bad guys
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(138)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"When they got to the bottom they promptly flipped the table over and continued drinking"
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Christmas Eve Fark Party in Lexington at the Chase Tap Room
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey, this guy puts eyes on things, neat...*scrolls down*...wait, WTF?
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(67)
 
(Springfield Republican)
 
 
 
Jesus has returned, with a hand injury
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drug widely used by the Humane Society thought to be inhumane when used on humans will be used to humanely put inmate to death
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(64)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Have you ever wanted a device to keep your pants low, but not too low? Have I got very nice news for you
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(48)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Marion Barry's car was stolen over the weekend. Fark: He left the keys in the ignition. BIATCH SET ME UP
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(21)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
The four most irresponsible sex advice books of all time
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(59)
 
(Beatcalls)
 
 
 
The better your aim with a dumbbell, the less you'll have to bite them
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(5)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
The most expensively decorated Christmas tree in the world, with ornaments valued at $11.5 million, stand in the lobby of the Emirates Hotel, In the United ARAB Emirates
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(70)
 
(Morning Sentinal)
 
 
 
News: Former teacher cleared of all child porn charges. Sick News: Because looking at child porn isn't possessing it. Good luck with that next job application
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(72)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Want to know why Time picked Zuckerberg? The Onion hits the nail on the head
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(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chick-Fil-A campers fed diaper
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you move from job to job every few years prospective employers will think you are flighty and undependable; however, if you stay with he same job year after year, you are complacent, unambitious and out of touch
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(143)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Stem cell therapy used to cure patient of leukemia and HIV. Still no cure for... erm... restless leg syndrome?
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(246)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yodeling offends us ALL
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(106)
 
(Some Museum of Science)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mirrored museum
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(26)
 
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Don't use your AOL account that consists of your initials, and date of birth when soliciting kids for sex on AOL
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(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No. The answer was let enough air out of the tires until you could pass under the bridge
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Juror looks up rape on the internet during rapeity cop's rape trial, causes mistrial. THANKS, WIKIPEDIA
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(121)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN does an in depth story on the purse Ginger Littleton used in an attempt to subdue a gunman
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(83)
 
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Your daughter finds your discarded gay porn mail in the trash. Do you: C: Sue the publisher for traumatizing your precious snowflake. Bonus: Lawyer quotes "Seinfeld"
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(252)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
It's so cold outside, burglars are now targeting homes with hot tubs so they can take a dip before robbing the place
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(24)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 293: "Blur" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed December 15, 2010
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop this English student
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(24)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
When planning to carjack the taxi you called for, probably not a good idea to have cab driver pick you up at your house
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(19)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hot WABC-TV female weather reporter gives you unreliable weather forecasts and fake police reports
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(121)
 
(Geekologie)
 
 
 
19 Pakistani girls wedge themselves in a SmartCar, set world record for most mustaches in an automobile
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(90)
 
(LC Sun News)
 
 
 
"The victim put the nipple in a bag and, after several hours, decided she should go to the emergency room"
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(114)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
First they take our jobs, then they take our sedentary lifestyle
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(62)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
15 Years ago Ted Williams was sealed up in carbonite and displayed in the new "big dig" tunnel in Boston. With pic
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(39)
 
(Nerve)
 
 
 
Christians hire professional drivers to stalk atheists around town as tensions rise between the two groups in Fort Worth, Texas
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(611)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Study finds that watching Fox News makes you stupid
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(211)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Drunk woman spinning donuts in police parking lot fails to draw any attention; walks into station demanding to be arrested for DUI--thus marking the first time in human history that donuts have failed to bring cops running
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
House passes standalone bill, repealing "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." Spiffy tag subs for Fabulous tag
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(352)
 
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Ornament stolen by hood
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(19)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
18 FARC members indicted on charges tied to hostage taking, submitting crappy headlines
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(34)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Three arrested for stealing urns from a cemetery. What ashhats
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(35)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Balloon Boy" is forming a boy-band with his non-balloon brothers
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(97)
 
(WNBC)
 
 
 
Gay rights organizations unhappy with anti AIDS commercials in NYC, claims it protrays the disease as a horror movie instead of the feel-good comedy it really is
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(83)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Government employee suspended for sending out an email depicting Obama in whiteface
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(55)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Snatch thieves foiled by three members of the pubic
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(40)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Good news: Doctors think they can cure lazy eyes. Bad news: It involves very long needles
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In the most obvious thing to happen since Obvious McObvious drove the Obviousmobile to Obvioustown, Obama tells Corporate America he "shares their mission"
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(93)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
What would you do if you found a wallet full of cash and no ID? This homeless veteran turned it into police because "it wasn't his". Sappy tag bows out
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(87)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Working two jobs to put your kids through school, just scraping by and getting no sleep? Yeah, you're ugly too
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Niagara Falls...Slowly I turned...step by step...inch by in...WAIT, what happened to the water? (pics and video)
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(81)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Interesting read on bi asians. Oh wait, that's Bayesian and you already clicked the link didn't you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Urinary "hate crime" turns out to have just been an accident, investigators relieved
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fairytale mansion
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(34)
 
(KY-3)
 
 
 
If I had a hammer, I'd rob a convenience store in the morning, I'd rob one in the evening, all over this land
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(27)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Gimme a B, gimme a R, gimme an O, gimme a K, gimme an E, what's that spell? If you go to this school, it'll cost you $2 to find out
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The War on Christmas goes to Code Red after somebody leaves a suspicious looking ornament at the Pentagon
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Small plane crashes in Nepal with 22 onboard. Despite efforts, searchers haven't found them yeti
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(49)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
A homeowner who kills someone he reasonably believes is a burglar breaking into his home is eligible for the death penalty if it turns out the person is actually a police officer lawfully entering the home pursuant to a no-knock warrant
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AHHH, the old new car smell triggers sleep apnea defense
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(31)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Survey reveals the most successful pickup lines. Sorry guys, but "WIE" and "you should see my WoW character" did not make the cut. (slideshow)
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(WDRB Fox 41)
 
 
 
Police say Tuesday just wasn't a good day for Nicholas Fultz. First his meth lab blew up. Then he crashed through the ceiling of the Southwest Hospital emergency room
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(9)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
US Consumer Prices only rise 0.1%, excluding things people spend money on
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(78)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Don't forget, cholesterol may help fight Alzheimer's
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Reporter claims he is allergic to pot to prevent being fired for publishing this story
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(AOL News)
 
 
 
Despite a judge granting his legal name change, Facebook refuses to recognize Captain Awesome, even though it has users named Superman, Spiderman, and The Hulk
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(Government Technology)
 
 
 
Hector, Ark., school district streams PBS, NASATV to monitors on buses. Crackton, Ark. school district, meanwhile, uses trashbags for bus windows
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2010 Headline of the Year contest, Round 2: April through June
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(96)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Air travel tips for parents of small children. 'Don't bring them on the farking plane' strangely absent
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(287)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Children's lipstick found to contain lead and barium. Children's lipstick?
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(97)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study suggests more weight would be lost by eliminating high fructose corn syrup subsidies than by taxing sodas. Gee, ya think?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans politicize Financial Crisis Panel
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(149)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
120 years ago today, the great freedom fighter Tatanka Iyotanka and was shot and killed by cops in South Dakota while resisting arrest. R.I.P., Sitting Bull
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Despite its recent electoral successes, new polls confirm that many Americans still believe the GOP is full of shiat
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(131)
 
(Slooh)
 
 
 
Small business owner puts up No Negroes Allowed sign. This is not a repeat from 1964
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(448)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
It's generally not a good idea to proclaim your love of pornography to the world while you're taking a group of teenagers on a trip abroad. Wouldn't you agree, Pastor?
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Love means never having to beat your girlfriend with a telephone
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(34)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Doctors warn that Santa is a crash risk on Christmas eve due sleep deprivation, alcohol in the eggnog, and then trying to land a 19th century sleigh on steep roofs with the help of eight barely domesticated wild animals
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Federal regulators ban drop-side cribs, require all parents shorter than 6' 2" to deal with newfangled drop-baby cribs instead
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(127)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'Whatever' named, like, most annoying word or phrase used in conversation, you know what I mean?
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(156)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Time names Mark Zuckerberg "2010 Person of the Year". Favorite it to the left, Comment in profile to the right. And don't forget your free sheep for Farmville
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(118)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Good: Your targeted marketing worked amazingly well. Not so good: You're a tobacco company. Bad: You were targeting minority children. Fark: By giving away free samples
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
University offers stressy college snowflakes therapy dogs, free midnight massages, even laser tag during exams. These kids are so boned in the real world
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(88)
 
(KBTX)
 
 
 
Black Barbie cheaper than white Barbie. Outrage. Black doll more expensive than white doll. Outrage
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(227)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Tips for stopping dogs from eating all the Christmas decorations. Your dog wants a dreidel
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(26)
 
(q13fox.com)
 
 
 
Good news: free boot. Bad news: free foot
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police say Food network Chef cooked up a plan to attend a party in honor of his new cookbook, "The Love Diet", while two homeless guys he paid whacked his wife
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(98)
 
(Some Spazz)
 
 
 
Double Rainbow Dude is getting his very own beer, all the way
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pro Tip: When making a Molotov cocktail, make sure the liquid is flammable. It works better that way
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Daily Beast soon to be re-named "Where all the good writers from the Washington Post went"
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(21)
 
(reddit)
 
 
 
Now this is how you deal with someone who wins your eBay auction and then refuses to pay
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(337)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sales crew misses goal of all expense paid trip to Hawaii. End up in Fargo instead
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(92)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas Tiger. And by the way, your gorgeous ex-wife is banging some South African hunk she goes to school with
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(135)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"If the Commerce Clause can force you to buy insurance, what can't the government force?" Like force emergency rooms to take your uninsured ass and make me pay for it? You don't seem to have a problem with that
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
WikiLeaks hearing makes history by allowing the use of live Tweets by reporters. Okay, scoop is coming out now
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(30)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dunbar, DC's worst-performing high school, will be turned around by $100 million of landscaping, architecture and interior design
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(117)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Brazilian airport shut down over fears of planes being taken down by dog strike
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(28)
 
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Like a fat guy stacking his plate on his last trip through the buffet line, outgoing Democrats push an appropriations bill with 6,488 earmarks totaling nearly $8.3 billion. OM NOM NOM
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(531)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
In the blue corner we have a 77 year old retired hunting enthusiast, and in the red corner we have the five men trying to rob his house. Gentlemen, place your bets
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(94)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Archbishop tells parishioners that there is no imaginary man who comes down from the sky, who can see everything you do, and who knows if you have been bad or good
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(93)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Biker robs Bellagio Casino of $1.5 million worth of chips. Police on the lookout for skinny effeminate males wearing tight shorts and yellow bracelets
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(148)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this... whatever it is
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(35)
 
(fox chicago)
 
 
 
Nah, we just bought that whole truck full of washers. GPS? Whats GPS?
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(29)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman who suffered a nose injury and damaged teeth while having sex on work trip won't be able to claim workman's compensation
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(76)
 
(Attention: All Personnel)
 
 
 
Think you're a pretty big fan of M*A*S*H? Check out what this guy built in his own backyard (photos)
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(292)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
The Brothers Chaps come out of retirement to present a new holiday cartoon. It's a Decemberween mackerel
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(58)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Doctors to boy who weeps blood: Don't worry son, just try not to weep... quick someone get the Vatican
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Worst. Guy Fawkes. EVAR
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(168)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Someone is randomly throwing Chicagoans onto the L tracks
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(129)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
So, it turns out that Eli Roth wasn't very far off with his movies about Eastern Europe
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(65)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study shows prayer helps victims of violent relationships vent their anger - especially when they pray for hammers, bats, knives or guns
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(39)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Italian doctors, nurses asked not to snort cocaine while on duty. Sheesh. Micromanage much?
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(38)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Dear Santa, I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle. New hotness: Dear Santa, I want socks and shoes
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(115)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
This Dunkin' Donuts tip cup has some serious trust issues
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(135)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
The skunk that stole Christmas
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(24)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Software engineer in custody after reformatting and partitioning his wife
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(76)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this special delivery
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(24)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When you break in a home and steal a laptop, don't post your picture on their Facebook site. Especially when the owner works for the Washington Post
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Tue December 14, 2010
(UPI)
 
 
 
Alaska sues over fish restriction. Clearly, freedom is an Aleutian
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(38)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Top Marine: Gay units could cause distractions
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(359)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Life is a highway. Too bad it's covered with a shiatload of snow
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(61)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Firestorm breaks out in Rome. This is not a repeat from 64 AD
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(97)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Life survived a cataclysmic freeze on Earth by living in tiny oceans, not by developing V8-powered SUVs as you had been previously led to believe
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(64)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Cartoon physics claims another victim
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(144)
 
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Have you read, discussed or commented on the Wikileaks scandal? Then prepare for prison, comrade
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(270)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop these potato men
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(19)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama's judicial nominees confirmed at the lowest rate in a generation thanks to Republican obstruction
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(184)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The big winner in Mexico's drug war: US gun sellers
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(336)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mayor of Springfield found shot dead. APB on suspect who is hatless, repeat, hatless
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(189)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Christine Assange goes full Cindy Sheehan
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(114)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Foreskin-bandit caught in Sweden
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I'm totally going to soak you with this hose" BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM "Uh, no you're not"
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(281)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Study shows that Americans use the internet as much as TV. Treadmill still lags far behind
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(73)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A gift basket of botulism, cat hair and used bandaids? How thoughtful
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(37)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's media-generated outrage is *tosses dart* Are Jews ruining Christmas for your children?
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(244)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Great day for surfing in Chicago" says a future Darwin Award recipient
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(63)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Headline of the Year contest update, and Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 12/5 - 12/11
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(41)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
You are now free to get the hell out of Indiana
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(115)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Since when do Republicans make 9/11 first responders stand over in the corner with the gays and Mexicans?"
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(226)
 
(WSB)
 
 
 
If you build your daughter a fire, she'll be warm for a day. But if you set your daughter on fire---
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(42)
 
(Columbus Ledger-Enquirer)
 
 
 
Mother and her middle school daughter busted with drugs at school. Street value of the 12 Ibuprofen pills estimated at $2.99
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(164)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Your wife offers a threesome with a hot Eastern European. Do you say (a) yes, (b) hell yes or (c) no, and I'll explain my idiocy in a Salon article
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(521)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Where do you go when Waldorf-Astoria gives up your reservations to the King of Saudi Arabia? "They assured us the Hilton was just as nice, but come on, there were people in the elevators at the Hilton carrying pizza boxes"
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(120)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
What's the world coming to when a crown prince can't walk into a restaurant and fire his gun into the air?
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(28)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Fire chief arrested after using a 12-year-old to help put out the fire in his pants
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(63)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
What is more Canadian than being stranded in a snowstorm, rescued on a snowmobile and taken to refuge at Tim Horton's?
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(65)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Congratulations, Delta, you sackless pack of bastards, on earning more in fees than any other airline
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
IBM's "Watson" AI to take on two human 'Jeopardy' champions; won't make it to Final Jeopardy when it hits the $100 answer in Programming Languages: "10 PRINT HELLO; 20 GOTO 10; RUN"
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(67)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Natalie Portman & James Franco nab Golden Globe nominations, proving once and for all that 1 out of 2 Golden Globes recipients actually has them
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(82)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Moody's Investors Service has downgraded U.S. credit worthiness to 'Banana Republic'
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(121)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Figuring that Saddam may have finally learned his lesson, the UN to consider lifting its sanctions against Iraq
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(22)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline of the day: "Be Honest. Does this study make my butt look big?" Still no cure for cancer
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(42)
 
(KSAT)
 
 
 
Stapled to the wall is no way to go through high school, son
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(25)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New poll released shows it only takes two weeks of Government and Media talking points to sway 68% of Americans thoughts
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(94)
 
(Wilkes-Barre Times Leader)
 
 
 
It's not my fault I beat up and stole five bucks from that kid - the Four Loko made me do it
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(14)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
It's Festivus time which means it's time once again for the airing of grievances where you call out those who have disappointed us over the year. LGT subby's #1
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
It's that magical time of the year when bicycle thieves feel bad about their crimes and return their stolen - oh wait, the tire had a slow leak and he didn't want to patch it
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(4)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Why are you not following orders and deploying to Afghanistan? I AM A BIRTHER, SIR
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(312)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Disrespecting the fast food drive through window? It's Florida. That's going to get your weave ripped out
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(26)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
I tried to submit this headline without using that stupid "Religion of Peace" catchphrase as an ironic commentary, but failed. Oh, well. Both sides are bad
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(74)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman: "I want time off to go to Mecca." Boss: "That is called a vacation." US Equal Employment Commssion: "No it's not." Everyone else: "I wanna take a pilgrimage to Hawai'i"
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(166)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
While the phrase "I've got land in Florida to sell you-cheap" was once the calling card of a con-man, it is now music to the ears of wealthy foreigners
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(12)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mossad looking for new recruits. Must be teh hawt and able to throw knives
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(35)
 
(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
School goes into lockdown after student brings lighter. "They did an excellent job of protecting all the students," says police chief
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to mess with Facebook's new profile layout (with template)
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(55)
 
(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bailileaks
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(181)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Showing your ex-girlfriend you still care by camping out in her attic and stealing her cell phone is sure to win her over
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(22)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
FIFA boss: Travelling to Qatar for the World Cup? Don't do anything gay
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(145)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Naked postal worker takes customer service to nude level
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(28)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Seattle's defense/subtle insult for why people there can't master the art of driving in snow and ice: "Hey, we're not Iowa"
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(129)
 
(Kiribub)
 
 
 
Please help TFer Kiribub's middle school young women's chorus in a sing-off (DIT), link goes to voting and a button to stream their entry
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(82)
 
(Some Teacher)
 
 
 
Hawt Cheerleader Huntress allowed back in school after rifled incident
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(117)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Is this the missing body you are looking for? No. This one? No. Then, this one. No. KEEP LOOKING
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember that time, back in '89, when Pee Wee was at the Oscars and was attacked by a giant robot, so he flew over the audience until Robocop saved the day? Well you should
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(50)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man arrested for stealing meat and escaping Winn-Dixie on stolen mobility shopping cart didn't keep his eye out for witnesses (regional mugshot included)
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(12)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Man involved in robbery had gun that shot bees
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(52)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)