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Sun October 10, 2010
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass human baby born at 10AM on 10/10/10
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(79)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
It must be some kind of... hot tub stab machine
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(25)
 
(Some Actress)
 
 
 
Caption a mildly unhappy Jessica Alba at Costco
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(84)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
CIRQUE DU PUSSY: Cat Lady Leaves Zookeeper Job To Run Away With Cat Circus. The Internet's Like, "Yup. Makes Sense To Us."
 
 
(Fix Old, No New)
 
 
 
"Some of the earliest known written documents expressed the anxiety of some in Pharaonic Egypt that the written word would impair memory and turn humans into ignorant fools"
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(154)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
In a move that surprises no one, Nobel laureate Liu Xiaobo's wife is arrested for informing him of his award
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(149)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these fishing nets
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(18)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
"Phoenix is still a very safe city" says the mayor, whose home was just burglarized
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(75)
 
(Some Bacardiologist)
 
 
 
Some things should be left to trained medical professionals. A .57 BAC is not one of them
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(82)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Getting into a pillow fight with your wife is now an arrestable offense in Florida
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(66)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"The backlash against hipsters has begun" nug... eb... sah... sret... (Spaghettios fall out)
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(342)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Squirrels refuse medical care." That's the headline. That's the article
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(90)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
45 "facts"about the future. #46) Douglas Coupland will continue his 20 year career of stating the obvious
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(122)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Yep, the Rockefeller Center Ice Rink has opened up for the season
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(32)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you're a fourth grade teacher and a kid asks you why you're not married, and gay marriage is illegal in your state... uh, I guess lie to the kid if you want to keep your job
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(382)
 
(Beatcalls)
 
 
 
♫ You say potato, ♪ and I'll say WATCH IT YOU JERK, NO LEFT TURNS, YIELD TO ONCOMING TRAFFIC, AGHHHHHH
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(33)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
British journalist discovers that 63% of Americans make up statistics on the spot
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Elderly facing rising risk of theft by young" - And we thought they were just dying
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this twisted pile
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(16)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kyrgyzstan votes in landmark election, will hopefully approve use of remaining vowels in alphabet
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And now, a zombie fashion show for children. That's what I said - a zombie fashion show for children. No, no, you heard me right - it's a zombie fashion show, for children
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teacher screams about having absolute power and starts throwing furniture out the window (with video craziness)
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(314)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Marine conservation organizations offer free "ocean awareness classes" for Maui residents who don't already know that their island is surrounded by water. Thanks, guys
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(35)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
It may be time to to update the resume if your boss demands that you wear a mask with his face on it in public
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(31)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If you're concerned that the ambulance driver won't drive fast enough to the hospital, there's really only one solution
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(37)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
If you're a robber who gets foiled by a dishwasher with a hose, you might want to find a new source of income. It's just not your thing
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(19)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Ugly ass cougar cub born at Oregon zoo already cruising the embryo bar scene
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(24)
 
(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
Lawyer for man convicted of triple slaying: it costs more to kill him than keep him in jail for life, so let him live
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(182)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these beach boulders
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(27)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Choir boys voices cracking sooner, leading priest to younger boys
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pygmy goats get high grazing on magic mushrooms. Won't somebody think of the kids?
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(43)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I can't wait to get my tiny little hands on this book
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(49)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Shoeless drunk - 0 ......... One-legged Goose - 1
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(32)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Germans appalled by Kiwi booze contest at Oktoberfest. "Disgusting." "Animal-like." "Typical of New Zealand drinking culture"
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(117)
 
(KOIN News)
 
 
 
Suspect escapes while handcuffed. Police aren't just looking for him. They also want him to be charged with stealing the handcuffs valued at $29
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(30)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Not News: Man's twin brother comes to visit him ULTRA FARKING COOL: On the International Space Station Bonus: there will be arm wrestling
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(40)
 
(I'd chew her bacca, wink wink)
 
 
 
Slave Leia no longer the hottest Star Wars Halloween costume. Behold: Sexy Wookie
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(181)
 


Sat October 09, 2010
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Gentlemen, we can rebuild this sea lion. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic sea lion. Sgt. Nevis will be that sea lion... better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster, possessing a bukket
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(22)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tusken Raiders rob a pub at gunpoint. Authorities fear that they'll be back and in greater numbers
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(24)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
There is no recession in the craft beer industry
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(79)
 
(Michelle Malkin)
 
 
 
Remember that story about a young woman escaping on a jetski after her husband was gunned down by "Mexican Pirates"? It stinks to high heaven
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(190)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Businessman chokes to death during S&M session. Victim's identity was confirmed using collar ID
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How often should you wash your sheets? If you are a girl every week, if you are a guy every year
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(143)
 
(North County Times)
 
 
 
Woman injured in "Ghost Ride The Whip" stunt. How many jiggawatts does it take to get back to 2006?
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(60)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
I ham sad to report the passing of a real free-range porker. You never sausage courage, but he swill live on in our memories - you can bacon that
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this moment of life imitating art
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(19)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scientists announce expedition to find "The Chinese Bigfoot." They might want to start in Houston and look for the guy who wears #11 for the Rockets
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(30)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco Bay Area celebrates being filled with seamen
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(49)
 
(Some logoless Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Bad news: Fire caused by smoking too close to oxygen tanks in the living room. Good News: Fire extinguished before it reached the decorative hand grenades in the window
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(62)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man peels $1 million USD Monopoly Game sticker at McDonalds - is denied his prize due to supposed "typo" on the website
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(204)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Cannabis-laced cereal - a part of this good breakfast. Voting enabled in case you can think of a great name for cannabis-laced cereal
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(171)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man leaves fiancée and nephew to feed dogs. Dogs report the nephew was tender, but the fiancée was a little gamey
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(50)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Airplane, minus all the jokes. Surely, you can be serious
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(104)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
There's a £5,000 reward offered for a coconut-picking machine design. Apparently, the Brits can no longer rely on five ounce swallows to bring coconuts to their land
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(26)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
City hall candidate guilty of battery with remote control. In his defense, how else are you supposed to keep a remote control charged?
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(17)
 
(digital journal)
 
 
 
Man shot at point blank range but discovers his cell phone can quickly reverse the charge
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(31)
 
(KRGV)
 
 
 
"The dirt that they're taking out of the ditches is my top soil. It belongs to me and there hauling it away. I want my dirt. That's what I was promised, that's all I want ... it's my dirt"
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(179)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman welcoming a wave
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(31)
 
(Bonnyville Nouvelle)
 
 
 
ProTip: before sneaking on board and hiding in a cargo container, find out where the ship is going
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(40)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite Senator asks Congress to investigate one of Fark's favorite cliches
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(140)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
People turn grumpy at 52. Now get off my lawn you meathead
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(114)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Police refuse to stop "Bob the Builder" from "wood working" performances on the road side in Hog's Back
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(33)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Nothing says "I feel comfy" like spinning around on the wheel of death
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(32)
 
(Some Tunnel)
 
 
 
Sightseeing tunnel in Shanghai combines the fun and excitement of an acid trip with the terrifying childhood memory of Willy Wonka's boat ride. Bonus: No Slideshow
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(42)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The short-lived glory days of nude psychotherapy
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tennesseans feel the need to add the right to hunt and fish in their constitution. If you only read one article to tell you what Tennessee is all about, this is it
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(82)
 
(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
♫ Break on through to the other side ♫
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(120)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
FINAL reminder. NJ Fark party. Tonight. 6:30pm. J.J. Bittings in Woodbridge. Please check thread for additional info
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(54)
 
(My Fox Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
If you have skeletons in your closet, getting rid of them at a yard sale is likely to draw attention
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(45)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Sock sales expected to plummet as iconic British department store launches line of body enhancing underwear for men
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(45)
 
(Fosters.com)
 
 
 
In 1993 a man gets a ticket for having a campfire without a permit, which leads to his arrest in 2010 at the scary end of a couple of machine guns
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(95)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Oh, the brewmanity
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If the school lunch lady gives a kid a cookie, obviously she is grooming children for sex
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(85)
 
(Some Cigar & Moustache)
 
 
 
Photoshop the "Cigar Guy" on the right side of the Tiger Woods photo into other classic moments from sports history
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(136)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The typical English accent didn't develop until after the Revolutionary War, so Americans actually speak proper English. Here comes the science
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(116)
 
(KDVR.com)
 
 
 
Cat, assumed dead after housefire, emerges from hiding just in time for Caturday
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(1154)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
After 10 years of waiting, "Man bites dog" finally is a real headline. Fark's servers explode
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(28)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
North Dakota man accused of castrating neighbor's poodle. The dog is OK, however the owner is still a little teste
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(22)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Mmmm-mmmm. There's nothing like the taste of a prime, blonde Swedish mouse
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(20)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Gymnastics instructor caught out of bounds, blames carpal tunnel syndrome; might have stuck the landing if he hadn't done it "again and again and again"
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(39)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hospital: "O hai, ur babby is ded" Woman: "WTF" Hospital: "j/k lol"
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(71)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman uses the numerical sequence "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10" as her lotto numbers. Guess how that worked out?
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(99)
 
(Beatcalls)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're home, then someone knocks your closet wall down, sneaks into your closet, and whistles at you while they masturbate
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(44)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Insane Clown Posse actually Incognito Christian Posse (profanity in article)
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(81)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Police search for 99-Cents Only store flasher. Witness heard to say, "I wouldn't buy that for a dollar"
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(17)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Staring contests, a hardcore mime, and lots of eye candy help ease us into this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(153)
 


Fri October 08, 2010
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dangerous denizen of the deep
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(32)
 
(WIVB)
 
 
 
It is partly sunny. You are likely to be eaten by a gazebo
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(141)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop these belly boarders
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your seven-year-old neighbor is dying. Do you (a) send some flowers, (b) submit her name to Make-a-Wish, or (c) send around Photoshopped pics of her in the arms of the Grim Reaper?
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(1132)
 
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Woman writes book to help parents keep their kids from catching teh ghey
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(296)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
A 'Brazilian Blowout' isn't as much fun as it sounds
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Proving Rule #34 doesn't need the internet to thrive, a fetish website is offering the Octomom $20,000 if she agrees to be videotaped washing her hair and getting tickled
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(96)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Call in John Lithgow, get a restraining order against Kevin Bacon, and for heaven's sake will somebody put Baby in a corner. This homecoming dance is NOT happening on my watch"
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(64)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists claim electric shock treatment 'cures memory loss', in as much as you'll never forget how much that shiat hurts
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not every story has an incestuous child porning mom, a fake PhD with sex advice, Internet theft, a fat guy with a bad knee, video, and helpful advice on how to secure a router... but this one does... because it's Florida
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(176)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Unemployed? Find solace and comfort in the fact that the Dow just topped 11,000
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(304)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia police sting operation shut down after it catches the wrong officers stealing drug money
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(111)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hot Russian spy Anna Chapman makes first public appearance since deportation... at Cosmodrome sendoff for US astronaut
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(91)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news, late-night study buddies. Howard University will now let you stay in your study partner's room all night. Remember to take breaks every now and then, you'll strain your eyes
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ballerina fired for nude "Wiener" pics
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(122)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Martha Walker took an axe, and gave her mother several whacks. And while she waits to take the stand, she paid someone to "off" her man. (with legendary mugshot goodness)
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(125)
 
(The Ledger)
 
 
 
Marriott swimming pool found to contain a significant amount of venomous snake
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(47)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Ten get their boysenberries crushed on Knott's roller coaster
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(93)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Welcome to Canada, our policemen are nice so don't worry about having a lawyer present during interrogation
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(99)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British racing pigeon takes a minor wrong turn. Ends up in Panama City
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(27)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Peak oil has arrived, says the impartial and unbiased Association for the Study of Peak Oil
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(162)
 
(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
When pulled over for a traffic violation, be respectful, keep your hands visible and find a better place to hide your 'Big Mac-sized' block of crack cocaine
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(28)
 
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
New Hampshire state officials kidnap a newborn because of parents' political beliefs. Live Free or Die indeed
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(294)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
40% of all gangbangers are Jay-Z
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(90)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The eternal Cake vs Pie debate has finally been conclusively answered
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(89)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Don't fall asleep on the couch and I won't have to tongue rape you
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(178)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You are just as safe on a Segway as you are in a van
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(30)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Friday Photo Fun from TSG. Who got naked, who whipped up on a cop, who sheltered unmarried minors...wait what? Contest ends at 6pm Eastern
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(35)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Look, I'm all for hope, but sending stimulus checks to dead people? That's not gonna change anything
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nobel Peace Prize won by Chinese community organizer
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(83)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Police arrest 500-pound drug dealer, estimate his street value at well over $1,000,000
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(63)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
A quarter of children have photos online before birth, raising privacy and paedophilia concerns. Too.... gestated?
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(124)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Caught spying on student, FBI demands GPS tracker back
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(332)
 
(Global Air)
 
 
 
What could kill a small town annual event that attracted 50,000? How about a couple being filmed naked, consummating their alcohol driven love on the hood of a '62 Buick with hundreds of beer hounds cheering them on?
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(96)
 
(Brazil)
 
 
 
Photoshop this face to face meeting
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(23)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Doctor at a clinic named Arapahoe arrested for... well, by now you've figured it out
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Female undercover cop that arrested a man for soliciting sex turns out to be a housewife who came up with a foolproof way to make $400
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(72)
 
(azfamily.com)
 
 
 
Couple knife a guy they know because he won't let them drink his blood. These friends suck
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(51)
 
(Labspaces.net)
 
 
 
When you factor in costs of illness and premature death, a pack of cigarettes costs $140
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(238)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Man causes $100,000 in damage to an apartment fire he started after falling behind on his rent; w/ pic of exactly what you expect he looks like
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(91)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Your salary for being Commissioner of Indiana BMV: $115,000. Deciding to masturbate in a public men's room and asking a stranger to touch your junk: $0. Said stranger turning out to be a undercover police officer: Priceless
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(136)
 
(Some Chick)
 
 
 
Woman saves five children from burning home before collapsing and later dying at a hospital
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(125)
 
(Some Contestants)
 
 
 
Photoshop these women with white wings
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(26)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Six-year-old boy brings Nerf gun to school, with predictable results
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(145)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
How would you react to seeing a White Sox logo tattooed on your wife's thigh? How 'bout if it was backwards?
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(118)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And the Chinese Product of the Week that contains high levels of a toxic substance is... *spins wheel*...tobacco
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(37)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
India has condemned a New Zealand TV host for mocking the surname of New Delhi's chief minister Sheila Dikshiat. To be fair, it is a funny name
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(104)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you think a Subaru Baja was one of the ugliest cars ever created, seeing one mated with a Prius won't help that opinion much
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(143)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Campbell's introduces halal soups. Wingnuts don't think it's kosher
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(266)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Miss Kentucky Latina loses title after attacking someone with a pen. Authorities stunned that a beauty pageant contestant owned a pen in the first place
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(70)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Lipitor bottles recalled due to a musty odor which was not coming from the people taking it
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(14)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British children believe Buzz Lightyear was first man to walk on moon, when of course, he was second - right after Lance Armstrong
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(125)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
First they came for the Dr. Pepper, but I did't speak up because I was not a pepper, Then they came for the Mt. Dew, but I did not speak up because I don't do the Dew
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Thu October 07, 2010
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Inmates at the Berkeley County, SC jail are allowed to have any book they want, so long as it's the Bible
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(121)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Jaaaaack
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(132)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Hearse kills man. Well, THAT'S convenient
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(54)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Accused killer Joran van der Sloot says he's received several marriage offers while jailed in Lima, Peru, even some from women
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(119)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Farmer forced to burn crops after plane dumps human waste across 25 acres of land. The only thing he could salvage was the corn
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(103)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Evacuation of South Bend, IN due to a gas leak and not a John Cougar Mellencamp sighting
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kenyan polygamist dies following complications due to high blood pressure, 100 wives
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(74)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Woman admits to accidentally killing her husband and accidentally spreading his remains across three counties
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(42)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Handy infoblurb from Time Magazine from 1941 showing the differences between Chinese and Japanese. Your life may depend on knowing the difference
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(338)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Pee-Wee football coach banned from the sidelines because he's wheelchair bound and some are afraid a player might bump into him
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(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The U.S. Government continues to use the BP Relief fund wisely, this time with an "Oil Spill Stress Hotline"
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(95)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
It looks as if Lou Dobbs is against illegal immigrants except when he's employing them to look after his estate
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(206)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Discovered: new poem by Ted Hughes, who died of cancer, about his wife Sylvia Plath, who killed herself. So it's probably a real pick-me-upper
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(61)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Don't let significant security costs, confusing procedures for business visas, or long payment delays stop you. Now is the time to invest in Iraq
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(35)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
US sex offender monitoring system crashes after hitting built-in 2 billon record limit. TWO BILLION
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(286)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Yeah, yeah, global warming is a myth. All the same, though, maybe we should be thinking up a new name for "Glacier National Park"
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(521)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After hundreds of tiny autopsies, researchers find that honeybee colony collapse syndrome is caused by virus-fungus combo. Looks like another win for... the hive mind. YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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(75)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Beetles invade Oregon. This is not a repeat from...oh, whatever damn year it was that those guys were over here. Jesus, you people are old
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you caused a 150 yard long crack in the earth in rural Michigan, the US Geological Survey would like a word with you
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(103)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Good idea: Hitting your clock's snooze button when the alarm goes off. Bad idea: Burying your clock in a heap of clothes when the alarm goes off
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(60)
 
(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
Photoshop this designer
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(36)
 
(WZZM 13)
 
 
 
You're wanted for home invasion do you... c) play "chopsticks" repeatedly on a piano outside of police headquarters till someone is so annoyed they arrest you
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists say heavy metal in sludge not dangerous...so, Winger?
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(52)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
It is a tumor, but "I am probably the best looking man in the world"
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(129)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Swiss are almost ready to pull train on the world's longest tunnel
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(38)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
I mean, down here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights, blinking and beeping and flashing - they're *flashing* and they're *beeping*
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(268)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Stephenie Meyer robbed of 2010 Nobel Prize in literature
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(136)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson is still scaring little birds
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Pea shooting champion threatened with fine over phallic garden hedge"
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(40)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Entrepreneurs release images of how their 150m diameter, saucer-shaped, 150 tonne lifting capacity airship may look when aloft, if enough hot air can be generated
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(93)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
There's dumb. There's dumber. And then, sailing in right over the top of them both, there's "preschool teacher tweeting to the world that he wants to rape little girls" dumb
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(243)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Journalism students take their clothes off to produce racy calendar for the President. It's good to be Chief
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(140)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Bodleian library funds new expedition to chart the furthest reaches of L-Space. Ends up in Swindon
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(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fish and wildlife officials would like to remind you to avoid bear encounters by not keeping food or goats outdoors. Wait, what?
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(39)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Judge: that's "a ridiculous plea that only goes to white boys." OH, SNAP
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(387)
 
(FederalNewsRadio)
 
 
 
Voting for postal union president extended because so many ballots have been lost in the mail
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(47)
 
(WA Today)
 
 
 
Australian judge accepts nude gunman's explanation as to why he snapped. Possibly it was very cold at the time
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(10)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The next time you volunteer to help your roommate move out, it's always worth double checking that you're loading her stuff into the right car
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Home invasion checklist: Ski mask on? Check. Armed with knives? Check. Elderly Target? Check. Holy Fark he's got a chair
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(45)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thousands of bees found nesting in the wing of a Florida jet, hoping to hitch a ride to Pollenesia
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(60)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The heartwarming story of a grossly obese British couple who had dual gastric bypass surgeries so they could have sex. Yep, the Sun is there
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(240)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
ULRIA
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(200)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Atlanta's most notorious stripper takes down federal judge on drug and gun charges. Yes, you would hit it
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(148)
 
(WFAA)
 
 
 
Need to get a note to the mom of your special needs student? Just scribble it on her arm, she's sure to see it. What? Was that wrong?
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this public transportation terror
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(25)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Not News: Cops can park in handicapped spaces in an emergency. Fark: Coffee Emergency
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(68)
 
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Drunk driving arrests fall in Austin. Police: Well then, we'll make a new charge starting at .05
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(109)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists reduce cholesterol in hamsters by feeding them red onions, thereby creating for humans another low-cholesterol alternative to beef
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(34)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
It's a bittersweet day in Hershey, PA where the good ol' chocolate factory's laying off their help
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(120)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Tennessee Corrections Institute refuses to put skids on county jail policy of giving new inmates used underwear
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(20)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Small plane crashes into fitness center. Pilot had to be there in 26 minutes
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(41)
 
(clarionledger.com)
 
 
 
Are you only standing but not actually saying the Pledge of Allegiance in my courtroom? That is a jailin', sir
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(210)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
5'7" cucumber threatens to destroy everything and everyone
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(81)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
31 year old woman arrested for posing as teenaged boy to seduce 16 year old girl. Girl became suspicious when she realized boys don't cry
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(149)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Married couples with daughters more likely to divorce. Toxic levels of estrogen likely cause
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(98)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 283: "Labor Day" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(157)
 


Wed October 06, 2010
(WLUK)
 
 
 
Billboard. *check* Pregnant woman. *check* Talking fetus. *check* "My mom really is going to kill me." *mate*
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(393)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass tube-nosed fruit bat who bears a striking resemblance to Yoda was discovered along w--OMG, KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wicker man
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mexicans complain about lack of heath care for illegals in U.S
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(460)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
In an interesting turn of events, the Emancipation Proclamation is being sold at auction
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(76)
 
(Arkansas Times)
 
 
 
Bookstore at Christian college reverses decision - will sell Susan G. Komen items. Behold the power of boobies
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(73)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Attorney General Holder reveals the largest corruption probe in FBI history, targeted at: (A) US Congress; (B) the military; (C) the Mafia; or (D) Puerto Rico
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(94)
 
(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Doctober
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(339)
 
(Some Cool Guy)
 
 
 
Remember that one toy that we all almost died on as kids? Well now it's street legal
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(163)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
The "Marilyn Monroe" of midget wrestlers
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(47)
 
(Top Gear)
 
 
 
Not news: Speed of 96mph achieved at Bonneville Salt Flats. Fark: On a lawnmower
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(29)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Reno police arrest man allegedly carrying rifle in his pants." Good thing most Farkers are more the Derringer type
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(75)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Woman applies for marriage name change, prompts police to arrest her mother on a 1984 kidnapping warrant. And you thought your relationship with your in-laws was awkward
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(47)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hungary declares state of emergency as red sludge heads for the blue Danube threatening violet consequences
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(61)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man claims he was was drugged and raped by best gang of female kidnappers EVER
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(172)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
The name of the kangaroo who lost part of her tail when the train barreled down on her at a blistering 6 MPH is being withheld until the investigation is complete
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(18)
 
(Halifax Fark Patrol)
 
 
 
Man guilty of public masturbation told he's slipped past the end and advised to take himself in hand or risk going to jail
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(39)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Rich people collect weird things
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(174)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
"Not a lot was going through my head at the time." Except bear teeth
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(57)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Not to make you any more worried, anxious, or emotionally unstable than you already are, but you're costing society $22,000 a year
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(90)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hypnotic performance
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your nightlight is going to kill you in your sleep, or something like that
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(55)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
ACLU sues school district to uphold suspended student's Constitutional right to be an emo attention whore
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(242)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
New CNN host vows to topple FoxNews. Now, if only we could get a news host to vow to report news
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(121)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Paladins armed with Lvl. 3 Glocks of Justice arrest a Lvl. 7 Chaotic Thief at Dungeons and Dragons event
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(169)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Joey "Big Hands" Biden warns any of youse Republicans who complain about the budget that you're in for a good stranglin'
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(71)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, "fiscal conservatives," the "social conservatives" are asking you out again, and they promise not to get all drunk and angry on power again. "Come on baby, take me back, we made a great team. Whatya say?"
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(146)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Spammer fined $1B Canadian. With supervillan pic of spammer guy
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(75)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In the NYC subway, the 7 is number 1 while the C is an F but you're still going to end up in Brooklyn if you ask a kid the best way to get to Times Square. Watch the closing doors
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(80)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN's latest front-page headline: "What went wrong for Democrats?" Did Glenn Beck call them "liberal" again?
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(212)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Everyone knows, indisputably, that the best part of French Onion Soup is the cheese"
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(136)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Listeria found in salmon. So at least it will eliminate that fishy smell from your breath when you eat it
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(43)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
"This year we put a guy in a bunny suit with an axe. It was inspired by furries"
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(42)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Mommy where did Teddy Bears come from? Well the President was hunting but he didn't kill anything so they clubbed a baby bear and tied it to a tree for him to shoot ... wait what??
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(115)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
City plans to generate revenue by replacing mirrors with flat screen TVs running ads that turn into mirrors as you approach them
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(41)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
If you just had your wallet stolen and someone calls you claiming to be from the bank, and could you please provide your PIN for security purposes, and you do, you're an idiot
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(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The bad news: Private sector sheds 39,000 jobs in September. The good news:
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(289)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ex-bank robber returns to crime at the age of 74 in a bizarre bid to prove he is not a paedophile
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(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man in charge of the $20 billion BP fund to compensate spill victims say people would be getting their money a lot faster if so many of them weren't scamming lying bastards
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(124)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police officers fined $1950 for allowing one prisoner to use 24 times the electricity of any other inmate
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(48)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Cairns (average October temperature 29C) has just had 15 tonnes of snow dumped in a single morning. Where's your global warming now?
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(163)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Smoking Chimp finally dies. Why nobody put him out is still unknown
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
$tudy by people with ab$olutely nothing to gain from $peed camera$, determine$ that $peed camera$ reduce accident$ in rich countrie$. May get around to examining poor countrie$ $ome other time
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(103)
 
(IEEE Spectrum)
 
 
 
While some scientists are wasting time investigating if rain makes people sad, some are still doing awesome things, like inventing the RatCar, a small vehicle hooked up to a rat's brain (with pic)
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(96)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
Germany to "end nuclear sharing with America". No word on whether the remaining munitions will be shipped back by sea or delivered ballistically
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(88)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Snickers creates the best creepy Halloween commercial, EVER
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(132)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian inventor wins prize for developing a bazooka to shoot at drowning people
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(61)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Guy sentenced for his seventh DUI "after passing out in a turning lane on the Captain Cook Highway in his wheelchair while more than six times over the limit"
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(43)
 
(Fosters.com)
 
 
 
I don't know what the University of New Hampshire's Sex Fair is, but I bet it has the most awesome rides
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(51)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Kids, be sure to eat your greens. Or purples
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(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're a young woman and a man says he can solve your father's legal troubles with a mattress, garden stones, cigarette smoke, and you being naked, you don't have to believe him
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(54)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Ordinary Japanese grandfather, 76, discovered to be living secret life as elder porn star. "My wife lets me do whatever I want now that I'm retired"
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(143)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
One out of every four young adults know how to have a good time
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(124)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this reposed writer
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(45)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Distraught woman files suit when male employee breaks into her hotel room to try on her clothes. Hotel tells her not to get her panties in a bunch
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(23)
 
(KATV)
 
 
 
Christian university bookstore pulls merchandise from shelves because: c) a portion of the revenue goes to Komen for the Cure
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(212)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Douchebag pretending to be Marine hero will be wearing his skivies around his ankles for next 7.5 years
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(298)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Don't call it a comeback. Bowler hats have been here for years
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(120)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Researchers confirm that light drinking poses no risk to babies, so get 'em started nice and early
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(64)
 
(edmonton journal)
 
 
 
Ham fisted driver overturns trailer, spilling pigs across Toronto highway. Cars stopped from going full boar as road is turned into a porking lot
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jesus? In my tumor? It's more likely than you think
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dan Savage lays the ultimate smackdown on woman who wrote in to explain to him that her homophobia was her right and his column hurt her feelings
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(1047)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Shell shocked dog of war finds a home with the parents of a fallen Medal of Honor hero
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(65)
 


Tue October 05, 2010
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Liven up this netball court
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(38)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Fresh mountain air straight from...New Jersey? Yes, but it's only $49.95
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(40)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Dangling one-handed from a cliff, in lederhosen, while holding a stein of beer? Yeah, that's pretty much the most awesome obituary photo ever
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(89)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Number of "straight guys" on receiving end of anal sex has yet to bottom out
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(271)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Blind man barred from flying on Dubai airliner. Bet he didn't see...m very happy about that
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(40)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cyclist critical after being hit by wallaby. Please. It's not as if the wallaby's going to understand any of that criticism
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(53)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Reno-area storms prompt special weather statement. Surprisingly for Nevada, the statement isn't, "OH MY GOD THERE'S WATER FALLING FROM THE SKY I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING"
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(79)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good Samaritans rescue kidnapped girl in Fresno. Of course she's still in Fresno, so she'll have to live with that for the rest of her life
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(90)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
The Wall Street Journal answers the question consuming the greatest minds of our time: How do you take a good self-photo without having to clean the bathroom mirror?
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(35)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Coolest F-22 vapor trail you'll see in the next 2 seconds
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(149)
 
(Ocala.com)
 
 
 
Sign at local fence company asks women to bare breasts and announces that a breast inspection site is 20 feet ahead and encourages women to be prepared to display their breasts as they pass by
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(202)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man almost has a blast while geocaching
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(49)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Congratulations, your lawsuit has been thrown out and from now on you'll be known as Underwear Bride
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(128)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
No Job? No collateral? The US would like to give you a $50,000 loan; interest free
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(227)
 
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
100 drunk women fight over one male stripper dressed as a cop. Four squad cars full of fresh bait respond
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists are still nowhere near creating a quantum computer, flying car
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(60)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Group Braces for Influx of Injured Owls in LA. O RLY? YA RLY
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(48)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Declining berserker habitat, S-s-s-s-s-ymbian shut down, and the Soon-Yi effect: Headlines of the Week 9/26 - 10/2
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"You got one of them there naked warrants for my arrest?"
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(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC online voting experiment ends after hackers compromise it in the worst way imaginable
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(138)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Simultaneously taking care of their elderly parents and unemployable kids while also bearing responsibilty for destroying western civilization is getting Baby Boomers down
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(246)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Research finds ADHD leads to depression in teens - pretty much like everything else does
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(104)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Feds want to see documents regarding Transocean's compliance with Gulf drilling safety regulations. Transocean says they can't turn them over because there are just too many documents showing how safe they are. Really. Honest
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(38)
 
(Weird Asia News)
 
 
 
Judge in India ex-communicates dog and demotes him to the ghetto after eating food given to him by an "untouchable" woman
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(80)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Man offers his girlfriend a chair. The police have a problem with this
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(36)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Deadly sludge running rampant in Hungary. Giant radioactive insects and killer tomatoes to follow
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(32)
 
(Some Yankees)
 
 
 
Photoshop this champagne celebration
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(36)
 
(Autoblog)
 
 
 
New York City and Dallas are 1,572 miles apart. And now, Volkswagen has the car to let you do that trip on a single tank of gas
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(258)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You be pleased to know that a PA medical firm was hit by the FDA with the maximum fine for conducting unauthorized human experiments that killed three people. You'll be outraged to know that the maximum fine for this is a mere $26 million
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(87)
 
(azfamily.com)
 
 
 
Governor of Arizona guts the state's health care program for kids and then declares the day Child Health Care Day
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(267)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Intruders break into a home and force to a woman to pour melted butter over her chest. Kinky
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(112)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Times square bomber no longer gets to be a part of it, in old New York
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(121)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The 10 grossest Halloween candies that aren't candy corn
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(423)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Subway perverts still haven't learned that teen girls on the way to school carry cell phones with cameras
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(100)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happened to Joe the Plumber? He's helping Missouri teabaggers and their pro-puppy mill agenda. Wait, what?
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(483)
 
(Pat's Papers)
 
 
 
There are certain rights every American is entitled to: life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness and the Chipotle experience
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(108)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In a shocking demonstration of thinking their opinion still matters, the Vatican blasts test tube baby Nobel prize
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(125)
 
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Two armed gunmen burst into house of unarmed man in his underwear, are surprised to find themselves on the wrong side of an unholy ass-kicking. Bonus: fifth paragraph
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(230)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
The entire time they were stealing the museum exhibit the thieves couldn't shake the feeling that they were being watched
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(34)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tony Curtis buried with his iPhone. Gives "grip of death" new meaning
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(102)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered why your belly looks like some sort of distended sack of grain hanging over your straining belt, while your arms and legs remain waifishly and deceptively thin
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(153)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Activists stage protests by making themselves lickable
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(39)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Serial killings are a lot more common in the US than you may have thought (with a handy interactive map)
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(211)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Chinese airport closed to avoid collisions with circling street light for the third time this year
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(58)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Jim Morrison may finally be off the hook for dropping his pants at a concert in 1969
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(56)
 
(KSDK)
 
 
 
Tired of your unemployed boyfriend who smokes pot all day instead of getting a job? 9-1-1 offers boyfriend-removal service
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(105)
 
(Some Canuck)
 
 
 
Royal Canadian Mounted Police's really cool mounting parties
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(47)
 
(Sify)
 
 
 
Remember the water cycle you learned about as a kid? Scientists say even more water is now cycling, and this is a very bad thing
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(285)
 
(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Finding out there is a recall on your vacuum cleaner AFTER it burns down the trailer really sucks
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"That's a negative, Ghostrider". Alcohol was involved
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kenyan police stymied in efforts to locate tall, white, blue-eyed terrorist who has blended into local populace
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(47)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sure, our drinks cause cancer. But they're pink, see, so by drinking them you're helping raise cancer awareness
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(128)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
I'm gonna kick your ass, but I'm not gonna get away with it, because you're the chief of police... and my wife
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(78)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
China launches nude sailor tourist attraction to promote their seamen
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(28)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
NASA's fight to protect Mars from government contractors with bad credit scores reaches Supreme Court today
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
He may murder somebody every couple decades, but he loves NASCAR and that's what really counts
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(47)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Someone is taking his fan crush a bit too seriously
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(27)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Brisbane man accused of spending four days torturing woman with occasional breaks to play board games and host a barbecue. Well, one must have priorities, I guess
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(74)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man, 81, charged with killing roommate, 94, while both were recovering from hip surgery. Police say the joint has a bad reputation
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(28)
 
(Some brave/crazy men)
 
 
 
Possible sports for the next Olympiad: Rugby, karate, bomb defusing, golf... wait, what?
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(17)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
The Miniskirt Police are recruiting new members. Now THAT'S law enforcement I can get behind
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(133)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this headless gymnast
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(37)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
So how's that Iraqi National Army we trained to take our place in Iraq doing? Well, recently 300 Iraqi soldiers backed by US fire and air support, took on four insurgents--and got their asses kicked
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(149)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Tuesday is state-mandated free admission day at Holy Land Experience theme park. Hallelujah
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(111)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
67-year-old woman demonstrates that having a duct tape car is not as awesome as you might hope
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
During a tandem jump with a female student, gay skydiving instructor accused of using an angle of attack to find her drop zone
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(92)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Federal student aid has tripled in the past several years. Unfortunately, that aid is going straight to for-profit colleges who provide their graduates with worthless degrees
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(136)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Just in time for rainy season, an update on which apartment buildings are going to fall into the Pacific this year. Place your bets now
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(40)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man admits killing neighbor's plants with squirt guns and water balloons (w/ tough guy mugshot)
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(59)
 


Mon October 04, 2010
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Drive forward 3.8 miles. Turn left now. You have now arrived at Horrible Demise Lake
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(73)
 
(B&W in a color world)
 
 
 
These groins are SFW, Photoshop them
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(40)
 
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Fat woman fired for being fat brings big fat lawsuit: "Her employer perceived her as being limited in major life activities, such as walking"
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(281)
 
(Gaston Gazette)
 
 
 
A guy in drag isn't the most inconspicuous ensemble for a Wal-Mart shoplifter
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Abandoned Soviet military hardware in an abandoned Soviet military airfield
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(137)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Reno parents now adding layers of concertina wire over the bubble wrap surrounding their children as high numbers of attempted child luring reports come in. Scary bonus: different perps in every report
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(49)
 
(WJZ.com)
 
 
 
If erosion causes your home to slide down a cliff tomorrow, don't feel so bad. You may have just saved an endangered beetle
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(78)
 
(Don't ban books)
 
 
 
Keeping Our Future Generations Ignorant 101: How bible-thumping helicopter parents control what your children learn. Sick tag busy holding sad tag while it cries
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(729)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Booby traps in your house may keep intruders out, but they tend to work just as well on firefighters
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(58)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Hiker out of hospital after Joshua Tree ordeal. Just wait until he listens to 'Achtung Baby'
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(68)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The West is in a near depression according to some know-nothing group calling itself the IMF
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(178)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you are reading this, it's because you made poor choices as a fetus
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(74)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Now that TARP has ended, the media is stuck with a vexing problem: How do you manufacture outrage over a program that may actually end up being one of the most successful the government's ever run?
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(202)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this miracle
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(55)
 
(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
Animal sanctuary opens attraction where you can swim with a tiger. What could possibly go wrong?
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(66)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After being sworn in as the newest Supreme Court Justice, Elena Kagan promptly goes on vacation
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(111)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Yo, dawg, I heard you like taxes, so I put a tax on your taxes so you can pay taxes when you pay taxes
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(163)
 
(Financial Times)
 
 
 
TARP is that smart red headed kid you beat mercilessly until your math homework is due
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
According to the NYPD the imam behind the "Nowhere Near Ground Zero" community center, whose day job it is to travel to Muslim countries and teach them to like and respect the US more, has been recieving death threats
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(286)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thief who stole neighbor's drapes told to pull himself together, or it'll be curtains next time
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(31)
 
(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
School bus driver to Facebook: "The school is putting in artificial turf. That kinda sucks." School to bus driver: "You're fired"
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(133)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Illegal immigrant criticises President Obama. Lets see what happens next
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(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
City's first female police chief placed on administrative leave for gossiping and talking back. Not cleaning house surprisingly absent
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(72)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Asking the questions that respectable news organizations refuse to ask, the Daily Mail asks: "Why do news anchorwomen dress like they are going clubbing?"
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(102)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Boy crawls into 'claw' machine at Wal-Mart to get a stuffed animal. Firefighters attempting rescue call in backup when they run out of quarters. With video interview of his hot mom
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(237)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Australian museum announces that it has your refrigerator
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(19)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"There's something really attractive about going out in the wild and finding something to eat. There's some kind of hunter-gatherer that comes out in me" says woman about hunting (a) moose, (b) deer, (c) plums
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(115)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Most incredible lava footage you have seen since Anakin got burned
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(111)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After years of abstinence only education, one thing is clear. Teens use condoms more frequently than adults
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(387)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Welcome to lovely Tasmania, and while you're here, check out our beautiful, um, well, we've got some stunning views of...hmmm. HEY check it out, we've got awesome prisons
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Toshiba unveils glasses-free 3D TV. Will be available in Japan in December and comes with a lifetime supply of aspirin
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(185)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Some scientists were throwing random animals in blenders and they found one that creates a next generation solar panel. Hippies conflicted
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(WHAM)
 
 
 
"The man pulled a knife, she grabbed it, tried to stab him but failed, jumped out of the SUV taking the knife and the man's pants"
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Test-tube baby pioneer Robert Edwards wins Nobel for medicine, an achievement nobody saw coming
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(84)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you have a spare $21,000 lying around then you can buy your kids the best Christmas present EVER. Introducing the kiddy battlemech
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(84)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this podium with perks
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just when you thought used panties were the only strange things in vending machines
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(137)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Funniest "Fail" picture you'll see all day of a woman losing a race where everyone wears high heels
source: couriermail.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(194)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember how we were going to bring freedom, democracy, and little chocolates to the Iraqis? Yeah, sorry about that. We kinda screwed up
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(226)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Man is red-faced after shooting self in face after run-in with skunk. That stinks
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There are plus-sized models and then there is size 28 Beth Ditto. Her knees are anything but sharp
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(627)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're packing so much bud that a cop you drive past can smell it, then you probably deserve to be busted
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(83)
 
(Key West Citizen)
 
 
 
Parents upset when in-school police office explains when he can Taser their snowflakes, every chance he can get
source: keysnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(147)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Health officials devise "more meaningful and engaging" food pyramid. Wait... without Fritos or Mountain Dew? UNPOSSIBLE
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(98)
 

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