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Sun August 22, 2010
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sometimes authorities find it difficult to get accused criminals into court. Sometimes they find it much harder to get them out
source: edmontonsun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Lottery winner anonymously donates their ticket to charity, presumably upon realizing the numbers were bad
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(55)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Nevada legislators pass a new law on the issue of: A) Drugs. B) Prostitution C) How to pronounce "Nevada"
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(170)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Parents are redshirting their kindergarten age children. Coming soon: supplying birth control with milk and cookies at nap time
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(187)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
2012 solar storm to wipe out Earth's power grid EVERYBODY PANIC
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(207)
 
(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
Old and busted: George Lucas rips off silent movie "Metropolis." New hotness: Silent film rips off George Lucas with " NOOOOOOOO" panel goodness
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(119)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this deep sleeper
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(36)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Columnist shocked to discover attention whores on Facebook. "Women want to let men know that they were attractive and available, so they had middle names like 'RareBreed,' 'GotCake,' and 'OhSoDelicious'"
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(95)
 
(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Six-year-old boy does the right thing, calls 911 when he can't wake both parents up. Hilarity ensues
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(156)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cops find an outdoor pot farm in Wisconsin that's like a small-scale reproduction of Lambeau Field. "The bowl-shaped seating area is made from logs, branches and brush, all surrounding a playing field area of weed"
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The latest environmental scourge? The ubiquitous disposible wooden chopstick. If only there was a recyclable material that they could be made from
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(144)
 
(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
Today's prostitute round up comes from Polk County. With 'yeah you'd hit most of em but gah not that one' mugshots
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(184)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman gets third tattoo at age 101, apparently unconcerned that it's permanent
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(47)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"General Sherman" of England dies. Service officiated by a man seven feet tall, arms as big as tree trunks and hair red as the fires of hell
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(30)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
A three legged retriever and a great dane have been reunited with their friend the goat, despite the Sheriff's best efforts to give somebody a $35.00 cabrito
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(24)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Race-based roads? On MY Federally funded highway? It's more likely than you think
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(162)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Do you crave salty food? Do you need a cup of coffee to wake up in the morning? Do people irritate you? Congratulations you're normal. Just kidding, you have ADRENAL FATIGUE disease
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(179)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
All those unfair penalties for bad decision making with your credit cards are being ended by law today, so get out to the mall and SHOOOPPPPP 'til you DROP
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(193)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Sorry, your student population is not poor enough, so we're not going to serve the healthy food this year
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(71)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man has to be rescued after running into house fire to rescue his pants. Liar liar
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(20)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Last year Mike was diagnosed with T-cell lymphoma. As a dyed-in-the-wool journalist, his first instinct was: Report on it. Thus he is sharing this cancer journal with his readers as he turns to his most difficult subject: His own mortality
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(124)
 
(My Fox Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day. I cut down trees, I rob some banks, I go to the lavatory. On Friday I'm arrested, and charged with a felony
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(67)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pakistan blames flood disaster on... *shakes Magic 8 Ball* ...the United States
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(245)
 
(Some Judge)
 
 
 
Activist judge in Georgia takes on the role of judge, jury and executioner
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(160)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Exposed midriffs are apparently a problem in China. With pic of what an exposed midriff might look like
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(86)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
China seizes 100 tonnes of melamine-laced milk powder. This is not a repeat from 4705
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(50)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
It's taking a community the entire weekend to bury 58 beached whales. It would go faster if they used dynamite
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(48)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dancing squirrel
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(39)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Authorities are keeping an ear out for missing $50 million Van Gogh
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(20)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Lionel Richie concert tickets are more valuable than a lacquer bowl with an emu egg in it that's commemorating the 60th anniversary of the start of the Korean War
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(31)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why the hell won't kids grow up these days? Warning: Originally ten pages, and still doesn't say why they won't get the hell off Subby's lawn
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(149)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man gets yanked off an international flight by armed police. Because of a traffic dispute he had seven months ago
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(27)
 
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Even law enforcement are excited about this year's banner marijuana crop
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(92)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Boys fly model airplanes. Men fly these
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(98)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC teachers calling in sick to go on vacation learn an important lesson on posting pictures to Facebook
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(86)
 
(Improv Everywhere)
 
 
 
If you saw a few hundred people at the beach on Coney Island today swimming in tuxedos and other formal wear, you just saw the latest Improv Everywhere mission. The awesomeness of this cannot be understated
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(61)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
You loan your friend $2k to buy a car and they don't pay you back. Do you A) Write it off B) Take them to court C) Saw the car in half and leave it in your yard
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Since your mothers are teh ghey, you won't be getting schooling today
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(158)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Woman dies after getting stuck in a manhole. For once it's not the other way around
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(28)
 
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Blind, deaf, three-legged dog finally found after going missing in search of his paw
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this giant squid
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(26)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man punches horse in head. He must have REALLY hated "Eat, Pray, Love"
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(65)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
People from all across the country descended on Rock Island, Illinois in an attempt to break the Guiness Book Record for most idiots in canoes and kayaks holding onto one another
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(22)
 
(KOAT)
 
 
 
Woman ticketed for driving 34mph in a 40mph zone
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(245)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
France surrenders to driftwood. No, seriously
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(56)
 
(The Southern .com)
 
 
 
Mr. Wiccan enters atheist cross fray. Mr. Darcy and Mr. Collins expected to weigh in within a fortnight
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(369)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This is it, folks. The worst song in the history of recorded music
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(469)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The American middle class is on the verge of disappearing, while the United States, itself, is in danger of becoming a third world country
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(230)
 


Sat August 21, 2010
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Hallucinogenic plants reportedly popping up all over hipster-filled Brooklyn. It's a really obscure plant, though, you probably haven't heard of it
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(99)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
On the scale of evil, where do you rate?
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(146)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
If you're going to break into someone's home, do a little bit of research and investigation so you don't break into a cop's house and wind up getting shot and killed. Tag is for the cop
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(117)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Strange brew kills 15 in Bangladesh. Way to go, Bob and Doug
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this angry eagle
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(30)
 
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Montreal nightclub just finally comes out and declares "NO FAT GIRLS ALLOWED"
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(541)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man gets 22 years in Arizona speed-camera slaying
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wah wah wah, farking wah. A beeeeer garden? But what of the children?
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(122)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
You ever get the feeling you've somehow read this article before?
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(112)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Six-meter-tall Statue of Liberty replica removed from Japanese rooftop because city officials say it damaged cityscape. Owner "thought it would become a landmark after he opened a new karaoke lounge in the building"
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(49)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Instead of warehousing them in retirement homes, more baby boomers are opting to store their elderly parents in backyard storage sheds. "Granny Pods" coming soon to a Home Depot near you
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(114)
 
(Some Fat Geek)
 
 
 
If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then Π * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza
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(85)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
The quiz is back...and for the first time ever, all of the answers are correct
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(21)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what it would be like to be the last person on the planet? This guy has been... for 18 years. Interesting trumps Sad
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(116)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Dutch teen Laura Dekkar will attempt to be the youngest sailor to be rescued during a solo circumnavigation attempt
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
With dogged determination, canine does something most humans couldn't. In a wheelchair
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(38)
 
(Bacon Today)
 
 
 
Presenting a meal that is sure to please men, women and pacemaker manufacturers: The Brooklynite, a burger with bacon and chocolate
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(49)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the pages of the Bangor Daily News: Adopted piglet enjoys the good life (w/pic of future bacon)
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(35)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
What should you NOT wear on a plane? This picture says it all
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(258)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Someone came up with six reasons for casual sex. Strangely "because it feels good" isn't listed
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(111)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Woman is named "America's worst mom" because she doesn't treat her child like a snowflake, has cops called on her to boot
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(252)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One contestant for Miss England had as many votes as all the others combined. Fark: her dad ordered his staff at 500 mills and clothing stores to vote for her at least 10 times
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(108)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Yurok tribe hopes to bring condors back. Who rocks? YUROK
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
12 cars you must drive before you kick the bucket
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these strange swimmers
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(17)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Sweden, to Julian Assange: "Whoops, our bad"
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(195)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Turning $86.79 into $24 for cigarettes and booze is as easy as buying water with food stamps. I'm getting on my free cell phone to tell all my buddies just as soon as the rent rebate check comes in
source: bangordailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(234)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Woman becomes popular after posting video of her husband tying her up
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(26)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Rhode Island school eliminates recess and replaces it with a highly structured exercise program. You WILL get in shape
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(80)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ten sins that really are good for you, unlike those pesky seven
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(92)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Can you pack an argument about who shot first into three minutes? Good, because Star Wars Speed Dating is here
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Middle school publishes bus routes with student names, home addresses, and pickup/dropoff times. Pedobear approves
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(51)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
12 of 19 Duggar kids contract chicken pox. Man, some people will do anything for a ratings boost
source: content.usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bad: Being told to go clean your room for skipping the big Christian Concert. Fark: You're in the Army
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(177)
 
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby hippo proves the pill doesn't always work
source: cjonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Swedish officials accuse Wikileaks founder Julian Assange of rape
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(394)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
This week's Caturday hero sniffs out a gravely ill kitten, saves its life with blood transfusion
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(632)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
And you thought *you* were afraid of commitment
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Wasps with more spots tend to be more aggressive, self-conscious
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Fascinating pictures of Russia in color from a century ago
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mountain climber
source: everestspeakersbureau.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Examination of statues under ultraviolet light shows that ancient Greeks were really, really tacky
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(76)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
If you're a cop, GOOD NEWS, you can legally get trashed and mow down people in your car
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(SLO Tribune)
 
 
 
A good place to put your $25,000 in cash would be: a) the local bank; b) a safe; c) your car at a Park-N-Ride while you go to the movies
source: sanluisobispo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Meet the "most disgusting woman" in the UK. No, it's not Amy Winehouse
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(82)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bank robber takes part in 'Take your daughter to work day'
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A Mississippi high school refuses to publish a teen's portrait picture in the yearbook because she wore a tuxedo in it. The ACLU ensues
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(199)
 


Fri August 20, 2010
(koco.com)
 
 
 
Mom says son was a "hero" for being shot and killed by pharmacist while robbing a pharmacy
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(559)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man on his airboard
source: arbortech.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Actual headline of an editorial in a Washington DC newspaper that demostrate a complete lack or irony or self awareness by the writer: "Muslims, not Americans are Religious Bigots"
source: washingtonexaminer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(351)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Who will have the longest line at ComicCon: Adam West, William Shatner, or Rod Blagojevich?
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
58 pilot whales die in New Zealand on beach in case of too many pilots, not enough navigators
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(46)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Ann and Nancy Wilson of Heart say that they have been forced to increase security at their shows because Palinites are sending them death threats, all because the band sued Palin for illegally using Barracuda in her campaign
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(239)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Shocking new book says Bubba was one of the smartest presidents but had an immature attitude regarding sex
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(74)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mom will be so proud that your hickey is starring in the Mugshot Roundup
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(209)
 
(nbc12.com)
 
 
 
Former astronaut Lisa Nowak discharged. I'm not cleaning THAT up
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(44)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fark You (Not safe for work language)
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(150)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Jersey City court administrator gets three years for fixing 200 parking tickets for herself
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(43)
 
(Rian.Ru)
 
 
 
Merchant of Death to be extradited to the U.S. where he'll be released so he can resume supplying weapons to groups we can't be seen supporting
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(53)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
TV writers are powerful, passive-aggressive people, not to be trifled with
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(58)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
There once was a missing pregnant woman with AT LEAST two husbands and apparently the baby belongs to someone else from Nantucket
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
To the left, 10 Things Destroying America's Youth. To the right, 11 through infinity
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(202)
 
(kptv.com)
 
 
 
8-year-old boy steals dad's credit card and goes on an unimpressive shopping spree: "I was mostly buying Icees. I bought a couple two liters of soda, like maybe four of five... and then I bought sunglasses ... and then a lighter"
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(100)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: 'Confessions of a sperm donor'
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(64)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
It used to be that 8 was enough, but more and more it's starting to look like if you're not packing at least 12, you're just too small
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(238)
 
(Some Soze)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Spoiler Movie Posters
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(140)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Fired worker returns to spa and makes threats. Obviously, she sauna problem with her behavior
source: mcall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman burying her brother is no longer upset at her son for missing the funeral as she sees he's buried in the same cemetery
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(61)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
If you are legally blind, you should get some corrective lenses before you drive anywhere. Also a driver's license
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(37)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Best Korea opens Facebook account. You like this. Or else
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(109)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Major investors in Target would like it to explain what the hell it thought it was doing giving away their money to political candidates and pissing off half its customer base
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(238)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Swan found decapitated in Massachusetts. Winslow will finally get to have Phoenix sing his music
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(119)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Group of men rush terrified victim and drag him from his car...and he says he couldn't be happier about it
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Japanese authorities' search for their "missing" centenarians turns up 104-year old woman, or what was left of her, stuffed inside her son's backpack. Worst. Show and Tell. Ever
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fidel Castro says the Bilderberg group works to divert attention from civil rights
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(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Afghan road crew attacked. Even the Afghanis hate seeing all those damned orange barrels
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(34)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Politeness is a thing of the past. No farking shiat you ugly piece of garbage. Now gimme my greenlight
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(184)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
70 years ago today: "Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few." Bloody good job, chaps
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(156)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Gaming addict sues computer company for getting him addicted to gaming. Wow
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(162)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Massachusetts supreme court throws out murder conviction because state fired medical examiner for complaining about harvesting organs from living people
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(54)
 
(Salisbury Post)
 
 
 
Woman reports it's not unusual for neighbor to get drunk and fire his gun
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Physicians list off strangest objects removed from patients: "At our hospital recently the general surgeons removed from the stomach a bound and gagged barbie doll that the patient had swallowed"
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(140)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
It's nice to try new things, like tasting breast milk. But you should probably refrain from telling your female employees about it
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(71)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Experts believe he died from a blow to the head, a broken leg, sickle cell disease, or parental incest. Glad they cleared that up
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(40)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Sorry Mr. President. No swimming at Martha's Vineyard this week. Fecal accident
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(59)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The real story behing " A Dingbat took my baby"
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(52)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Facebook could seriously hinder your ability to lie to your wife about hooking up with that tranny behind the restaurant last night between the dumpster and the chain-link fence
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(104)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Anna Paquin naked threesome pic would have been much better at any other time of the month (Not safe for work)
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(264)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember when France hated gypsies, and had a hunchbacked bell ringer? Those days are back minus the hunchback
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(183)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Friday Photo Fun. Which one of our lovely contestants stole which item? Contest ends at 6pm central
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(34)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Martha Coakley reverses position and demands stop to child sex trafficking service
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(53)
 
(WHAM)
 
 
 
Man's attempted bank robbery ends abruptly after realizing he forgot to put on his mask
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(24)
 
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Wait, bathing in a fountain is wrong? Even in Florida? Well then, I'll just stomp some wax crayons
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not News: border police are seeing an increase in human trafficking via tunnels, trucks, and waterways. Fark: From Detroit to Canada
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(64)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
If Jennifer Aniston wants another hit movie, she should be interviewing co-stars who can lick their own balls
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(142)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
This guy has money coming out his ass
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this chimpanzee up high
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(30)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
You might think that you got away clean from your bank robbery, but that still doesn't make it a good idea to email the police with taunts
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(25)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Montgomery, AL. knows how to balance its budget: Call a bunch of poor folks homes ugly, tear them down and sell the property. And keep all the cash
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(212)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Republicans once again show they can hold their beer
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(55)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman has extra-powerful electromagnetic field, complicated past with Professor X
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(110)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom proudly shows off her 43lb 10 month-old baby boy. "His most favourite thing is to eat"
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(199)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
If you must carry a concealed gun with you on the school bus, make sure it's not going to go off when the bus runs over a pothole
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(61)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Fisherman weds billionaire's daughter. Ladies and gentlemen, THAT'S how it's done
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(123)
 
(hip hop wired)
 
 
 
While waiting in the police interview room, do you: A) ask to be read your rights B) call your lawyer C) masturbate
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Mr. Egg Slicer kitchen gadget
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(31)
 


Thu August 19, 2010
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Teenage boys imitate apes/Fark Politics tab at swimming pool
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(145)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exiWHAT THE FARK IS THAT THING AND WHY HAVEN'T YOU KILLED IT WITH FIRE YET
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(217)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Conservative radio host lectures homeowner behind on mortgage about the rules of home ownership; neglects to mention he stopped paying his on own mortgage last December and was taken to court
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(153)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
22 mile long sea monster spotted in Gulf of Mexico. Wait no, that's the elusive oil plume that BP said doesn't exist
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(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
At closer look at some of the "hallowed ground" that's the same distance from the World Trade Center site as the "Ground Zero Mosque" would be
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(583)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Saudi court to convert local man into Senate Democrat
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(52)
 
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Why yes honey, that is a baboon ass in our backyard. Random primate runs amok in St. Louis
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(43)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
The latest weapon in the war on childhood obesity: hummus sandwiches
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(89)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like shooting at my house
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(93)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
FBI investigates suspicious powder in man's mail. Since there is no Hazmaturday tag, the Scary tag will have to do
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(30)
 
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
911 What's your emergency? Ummm somebody stole the SWAT Van from my driveway
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(43)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ernest Borgnine to receive SAG lifetime achievement award, finally recognizing his groundbreaking performance as Cabbie in 'Escape from New York'
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(204)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this couple and cow
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(47)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Armed man inconveniences convenience store
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(124)
 
(Some Minnesota Nice Guy)
 
 
 
Everything's bigger in Texas. Except the number of tornadoes in 2010, where they got thrashed by Minnesota
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(95)
 
(A monster in the paint)
 
 
 
Internet legend returns in a huff to defend his gold
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(472)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When it's time to tip your midwife, don't be such a tight ass
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(103)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Booming Brazil is like the U.S. in the 1950's...except for the Beaver's hair, presumably
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(124)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Sam's Club employee buys a trip to jail at a reasonably low price
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(22)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Students mourn Beatrice, the Fistulated cow. At least she died happy
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(38)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The new OED was released today, with about 2000 new words. If you hate climate change and ruptured eardrums, stay away. If you're home on a staycation watching Nicholas Cage movies, you're in for a treat
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Islamic science exhibit opens in Constantinople
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(250)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Police surprised to discover that driver of stopped vehicle is dead and was buried more than a year ago
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(35)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Whoever owns the crumbling railroad bridge in Harrisburg, Pa., please contact the Public Utility Commission. They really need you to fix it. Thank you
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(66)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
16-year-old twin boys stop violent sexual and racial assault, hope that hot chick in math class is reading this
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(173)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
"I informed him that he was sitting on private property with his pants pulled down on top of an electrical box"
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(33)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Judge bursts bubble couple's lawsuit
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(110)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The $2.4 billion border fence along the Rio Grande would probably be a lot more effective if there weren't unguarded footbridges that cross it at various points
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(129)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Eccentric multi-millionaire heiress to copper fortune who lives in a single room, playing dress-up with her dolls and watching cartoons turns 104. By the way, she's single
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(149)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Yes I did call her fat and ugly, but she had 11 items in the 10 item or less lane
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(379)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nokia releases "mind blowing" cell phone
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Head of Iran's UAV program dies when his villa suffers from a nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation
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(104)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Omaha City Council is considering a proposed tax on people who commute to work in Omaha from outlying cities
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(126)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Missing kangaroo causes stir in Austria. That's not a typo
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(61)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman strips off all her clothes in restaurant after having fistfight with another woman. "That reminds me, I'll have two fried eggs and hash browns" (w/mildly Not safe for work pic)
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(105)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So how did the site for the Ground Zero mosque get picked in the first place? You can blame some kid on a reality show for that
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(160)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
"They are plugged in, logged on and the most tech-savvy generation in U.S. history. The young adults known as Generation Y also have something else going for them. They have a bit of an image problem with their older counterparts"
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(629)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this diver
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(28)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
International Bullfighting Federation tests the Ron Artest Interactive Fan Experience
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(83)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
French police arrest two 14-year-old girls for distracting men with their boobies before robbing them. Some of the victims had been robbed up to six consecutive times
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(150)
 
(Spinner)
 
 
 
Haitian presidential candidate Wyclef Jean goes into hiding after receiving death threats, presumably after people realized he was in the Fugees
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(69)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Road crosses ruled unconstitutional. Chicken inconsolable
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(642)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Three cheers for the world's oldest newlyweds - HIP HIP, replacement
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So where are you located on this map? (Not safe for work)
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(550)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mudslides in southwest China kill 6.87278565 × 10^-8 of the population
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Determined to get the most of his 33 year old expired license, man drives 11 miles without a tire. Surprisingly, alcohol was involved
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(15)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Fantasy roleplay turns violent" - Actual story: Hair pulling fight between two female LARPers ended with a granny in court. Giggity?
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(93)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sudan plans animal-shaped cities. "Can I get a pizza to 168473 Elephant Schlong Road? Yeah, way at the end"
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(33)
 
(Omaha.com)
 
 
 
Public art installation causes auto accidents, scaring visitors. "It looks like Freddy Krueger hands coming down, trying to grab somebody"
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(92)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ladies, you know you are totally hot when you hit 7 on the freeway car pileup scale
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bear threat level on pot farm: Mellow
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this television contraption
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(27)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Hey, there. Hi, there. Ho, there. You're as welcome as can be. But take off the freakin' hijab or you're fired
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(270)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man found living in library basement. What a novel arrangement
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(48)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Not everyone who drops a wallet gets it returned. Dropping yours after a bank robbery improves your chances
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(18)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Step one: Allow one of the students you're supposed to be watching to drown in school swimming pool. Step 2: ???????? Step 3. Sue district for $350,000 for "emotional distress"
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(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And the number one song to drive to in the UK is ... Sweet Home Alabama?
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(198)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
You're going down a slippery slope when you start dressing up in a banana costume and start flashing people
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(48)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 276: "Have a Seat." Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(156)
 


Wed August 18, 2010
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Man who founded Living Lands & Waters, a massive cleaning effort, has been named Mitchum Deodorant's "Hardest Working Man in America." Guess he can skip a week
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(25)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Build a New Mosque on Ground Zero - full steam ahead. Rebuild a Greek Orthodox Church destroyed on 9/11 -- not so fast there, Sparky
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(376)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Confederate POW camp found. This is not a repeat from 1864
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(129)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mission Accomplished II: Iraqi Boogaloo
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(323)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
What's a Grecian earn? At near 70% unemployment, not much
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(209)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
China declares war on shoddy construction. This will go about as well as America's war on drugs
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(72)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
And here is Tony with the forecast. Tony, are you confident you're gonna get it right this time? Hey Simon, go fark yourself
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these tiny speakers
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(27)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
American males no longer make the first cut
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(276)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Neptune has made its first orbit around the sun since its discovery in 1846. Still not as long as the orbit around your mom
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(90)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"Is the cougar trend a myth?" asks reporter who sounds fat
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(317)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police in Denver. I would say more but I am afraid of getting my ass beat
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(491)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Robber who ripped off victim's finger to get iPad hopes to get charges dropped by apologizing to victim. No, wait, I mean, by getting a hitman to kill victim
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(109)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The TSA has branched out from confiscating water and toothpaste to making sure your checks are in sequential order
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(221)
 
(Government Technology)
 
 
 
Google is watching you skinny dip. And to be frank, it is disgusted by your fat, greasy nakedness
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(88)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
We're not saying all journalists are blood-suckers, but there's an infestation of parasites at the CNN building in New York
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(54)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Finally I can go around lying about getting the Medal of Honor. Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty I'm free at last
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(303)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Owner of a "bookstore" that sells toys and aromatherapy candles upset that an actual bookstore opens two blocks away
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(152)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Judge throws out OKC bombing consirator Terry Nichol's suit over the lack of fresh fruit and whole-grain foods in federal Supermax
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(106)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Too poor to buy a chair for your living room? Just drill two circular, leg-sized holes in the living room floor and cover the holes with plastic discs when not in use
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(165)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
'Star Wars' fans ask NASA to develop real-life hyperdrive; NASA asks 'Star Wars' fans to move out of mom's basement, quit dressing like Han Solo, and actually talk to a real girl
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(139)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"The Burger King team excitedly told me that, once the liquor license arrives, beer will be a-flowin'"
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(51)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Deputy tasers man. While he's being treated for injuries moments after a crash. "You're a (expletive) for Tasing an injured person"
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(269)
 
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Doctors are warning that giving your energetic, ritalin-fueled child an energy drink could cause the child's body to divide by zero
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(84)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Study finds that having an older brother can delay a girl's sexual maturity by a year. Obviously they've never heard of West Virginia
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(79)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"It was a beautiful thing, Young, old, black, white - everyone was pissed off"
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(136)
 
(Some Perv)
 
 
 
Blossom admits to having sex with underage boy. Whoa
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(80)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Sir, this is a well-being check, are you OK?" *BANG* *BANG* "Yup, he's good"
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent pleads no contest to deer baiting in CA. Suddenly that thing with Pee-Wee in the theater a few years back doesn't look so weird anymore
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(295)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Church: Our £120 amulet will bring you the gift of Angelic good fortune. Advertising authority: Prove it
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(92)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
I said, HEARING LOSS UP 30 PERCENT IN AMERICAN ADOLESCENTS
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(91)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Poking holes in your body and sticking foreign objects in those holes increases the risk of infection. This is Rick Romero reporting for the...New York times?
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(55)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Have an umbrella with a handle that looks like a samurai sword? Enjoy your SWAT team and interrogation
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(202)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Passenger aboard private plane that violated Air Force One's airspace "surprised by all the fuss" it caused; should be "surprised" that her vaporized remains aren't currently covering half of Puget Sound
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(193)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
US judge drops piracy charges against six Somali men, saves their booty
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(51)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Police officers injured after someone aims a laser pointer at their helicopter and thousands of cats attack
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(114)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
German students can now earn a master's in sausage appreciation. WURST DEGREE EVER
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this empty football field
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(40)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Conductor jailed for not paying child support says he's being railroaded
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(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man accused of masturbating into colleague's drinks bottle on two separate occasions in two different offices. What a jerk
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(164)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
How can you tell if your Chinese virgin is counterfeit?
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(217)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bishop did not take queen, say scientists after they checkmate
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(52)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Driver: The ghost motorcyclist said you would say that
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(47)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Suspicious package mailed to police turned out to be an old record by "The Carpenters". Bomb squad was still called
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A Dingo slapped my baby
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(17)
 
(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
If you're going to attempt insurance fraud, choose a way that doesn't involve bashing yourself in the head with a rock
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(16)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Five ways to get your wife to have sex with you more often. Handing over cash surprisingly absent from the list
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Born and raised in an English-speaking country and spoken English all your life? Naturally you'll have to sit a test to prove you speak English when going for a job
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(158)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Just because you're a beauty salon owner who 'feels like a woman', it's no excuse for spying on your customers in the toilet
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(15)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
'I want to regain my First Amendment rights.' Dr. Laura quits radio show over N-word flap
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(766)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Best Korean fighter pilot killed trying to defect in worst way possible
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(162)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Bumbling British burglar busted by bulging belly. Blimey
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(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
♫Bad bees, bad bees, whatcha gonna do, ♫Whatcha gonna do when they OH GOD THEY'RE RIPPING MY FLESH OFF
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Santa Claus impersonators
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Doctor freezes man's skull, saves his life (with "Whoa, dude" pic)
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(131)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
4,500-year-old, 70-ton carp passes away
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(110)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
19-year-old mother. Facebook pic of baby with bong. There can only be one tag
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(125)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Scots invent legitimate excuse for drink driving
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(69)
 


Tue August 17, 2010
(Politico)
 
 
 
Q: Will Barack Obama be a one-term president? A: Yes, he might last that long
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(728)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New York makes intentional strangulation a felony. Is Wayne Brady going to have to get a lawyer?
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(67)
 
(The Times Union)
 
 
 
When you read about a lady with 90 cats you can't help but wonder what her house looks like. This story has pictures
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(172)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Heat may have killed puppies on American flight, cement their status of most hated NBA team in America
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(65)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"You'll have to wait four days before we give you emergency facial reconstruction, but until then, you'll want to avoid strenuous activities like sneezing. Also, coughing would be very bad. Very, very, VERY bad. Any questions?"
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lad in a leotard
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(46)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hey Rocky, watch me pull some arthritis research out of this hat
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(34)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Faulty answering machine burns down house. An answering machine is an arcane device popular in the '80s that records missed phone calls from a non-wireless telephony system
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Today's award for the biggest loser in the world goes to the Steven Slater doppelgänger who pretends to be him in order to get free beer at parties
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Flight attendant decides parents aren't parenting the same way she would, decides to confiscate the child until the flight ends
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(402)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Conservative group says they've found another example of liberal political bias. Fark: At the home of Bush's Presidential Library
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(163)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Illinois town wants to outlaw eye rolling
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(123)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
There are pizza delivery guys and then there are pizza delivery GUYS. This is a PIZZA DELIVERY GUY
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(220)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Adrienne Curry molested at a Star Wars convention while wearing a Slave Leia costume. Police are currently seeking... everyone
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(287)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
When you decide to rob a bank- 1.Do not leave your debit card at the bank. 2. Do not write the robbery note on the back of a perscription of yours. 3. Do not lock yourself out of your apt. 4. Above all, do not do all three
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(36)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
You're running late for your meeting. Do you hurry to catch the bus (turn to page 4) or whip out your iPhone for a quick Choose Your Own Adventure (turn to page 14)?
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(91)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
You ever been about to die and felt like Neo? Like everything was moving super slow? It's not just in your head. Well, it is, but you know what I mean. Hey, congrats on living though
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FDA moves to pull a blood pressure drug from the market because the company has failed to submit any evidence that it actually works-even though they've been allowed to market it for the last 14 YEARS
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(75)
 
(Record Searchlight)
 
 
 
Northern California officials plan to stop rampant marijuana growth by installing a gate. Well then, I guess that takes care of that
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(62)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why we should actually thank Dr. Laura for her N-word rant
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(341)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How Jelly Belly invents its flavors. Sure, it's advertising pretending to be news but Jelly Belly OM NOM NOM
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(Fark)
 
 
 
White elephant parties, Juan-on-Juan marriages and Cinco Denied-O: Headlines of the Week for 8/8 - 8/14
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(15)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Israel has 8 days to attack an Iranian nuclear site before doing so would expose civilians to harmful radiation
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(169)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Beer drinking women may be risking soria...psr...sore...skin disease
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(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this honoured swimmer
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Female IDF soldier says she is suprised that anyone found her Facebook photos of her posing with blindfolded, bound captives "offensive". Kinda hot maybe, but offensive?
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(278)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
The Coolest Infinite Picture You Will See All Day
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(95)
 
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
A motorcycle will help you get chicks, just not at 80mph
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(42)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lou Gehrig might not have had Lou Gehrig's disease
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(70)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The couple that crashed the White House party misses the good old days when America didn't know how vapid, shallow, and soulless they really are. "We've been the 'it couple' for the past decade"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pakistanis are blocking roads to protest slow flood relief. That'll certainly help
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(25)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
How bad is the Jersey Shore? The kids who work summer jobs there are foreigners who speak better English than native Shore teenagers
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(54)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Grant may pay for bike lanes downtown. That is until the bill comes, then everyone is all like "Grant's not here man"
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(28)
 
(@wilw)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton has an announcement, and it is awesome
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(252)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Famed Zimbabwean conservationist, Steve Kok, who spent most of his adult life protecting his country's wildlife from poachers finds out first hand just how ungrateful the little bastards can be
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(77)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Man with two pounds of meat in pants arrested. Unclear whether package is kosher, but there is a photo
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(44)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew's grandfather--a former minister--passed away this weekend. To honor him, here's something he wrote that some folks may find interesting
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(204)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mother wrongfully convicted of killing her child begs Australian authorities to re-issue the death certificate to reflect that DINGOES ATE HER BABY
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Feel that your flag pin, bumper sticker and magnetic ribbon just don't adequately show how much you support the troops? Well now you can add a weird gesture that'll likely be mistaken for a kinky sexual proposition
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(163)
 
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Nail-pierced cow tongue halts commuter rail
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(24)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thai cops hunt kickboxing killer of American marine on the island of Phuket . If this doesn't have "Van Damme DVD movie" written all over it, I don't know what does
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(86)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but it's looking like a lot of kids are getting "diagnosed" with ADHD just because they're acting like young kids
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(154)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
He's tall, a real renaissance, man, well-endowed, and worth a cool $8 million euros a year. Admit it, you'd want him, too. Possibly Not safe for work
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(70)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The reason there doesn't seem to be any oil in the Gulf? Because it's all gathered at the bottom like some great inky beast and is slouching east toward Florida to be born
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Things kids entering college this Fall have always known...or never known...or...what the hell, they don't wear watches?
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(258)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
There are many problems that can only be solved by faking your own death. This isn't one of them
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(16)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to six months in prison for not reporting that he was robbed
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(51)
 
(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
Woman who raises pit bulls lives next door to man who raises chickens. Since you're reading this on Fark you can likely guess the rest
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(115)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
It's finally occurred to the Interior Department that conducting environmental reviews of deepwater drilling sites might be, you know, a good idea
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(77)
 
(Kaiser Family Foundation)
 
 
 
Man jailed for covering sleeping flatmate's face in nail varnish and KY Jelly
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(73)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bear brought to Australia placed in quarantine because of their enviable bio-security status. FARK: It's a Teddy bear
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(63)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
What passes for news in Florida: Hens won't lay eggs after having to be moved outside of city limits. "Chickens are very dumb at night"
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(24)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Darwin, can you hear me now?
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(131)
 
(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Cool: Unemployed man buys ice cream tricycle, starts own business. Sad: Man selling tricycle after city wouldn't let him sit anywhere to sell ice cream
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(157)
 
(dell'anima)
 
 
 
Photoshop this slicing sous chef
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(22)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
I don't know what the hell a Bieber is, but her haircut is showing up in salons
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(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Did pigeon droppings cause man's death?
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(40)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
53-year-old yelling obscenities at house at 8 AM tells police he can't be arrested for trespassing, because he never signed a document "agreeing to that." Yet another tale from Niceville
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Loud fireworks factory blast kills 19 in China and leaves many in nearby Tibet with a temporary Lhasa hearing
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(28)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Nakation" may be dangerous for your wedding tackle, self esteem. Balls-out trifecta complete
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"When a sampling of non-Christians were asked to rate eleven groups in terms of respect, they rated evangelicals tenth. Only prostitutes ranked lower"
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Mon August 16, 2010
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Old and trite: Going to the farm and picking your own apples. New and edgy: Going to the farm and slaughtering your own goat
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(81)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Patrick Tribett has some competition as Oklahoma man goes balls out trying to steal RC Cola truck at Chili's
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(61)
 
(News on 6)
 
 
 
Woman reported missing by fiance and searched for by cops for 3 weeks found in motel room with another man. Awkward
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(129)
 
(OMG IT'S FULL OF CRAZY)
 
 
 
Orly Taitz isn't going to let a little something like the SCOTUS keep her down; she's taking her fight all the way to the International Court of Human Rights
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(357)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
New study finds men are more likely to cheat on women who earn more or less money than they do
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(112)
 
(NortthJersey.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey removes retardation and the feeble minded from its law books. No word on when they will be removed from its government
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this reel man
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(24)
 
(Orange News)
 
 
 
New park benches in China are designed to give you a UFIA if you sit on them too long
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(112)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
New series of studies shows that circumcision reduces risk of HPV, HIV, herpes and uncomfortable father/son hygiene conversations
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(593)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Petsmart takes a page from the airlines handbook, charges a $6 "bad dog fee" if your pet acts up while being groomed
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(118)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Firstborns are smarter than their siblings. I can't wait to tell my dumbass little brother
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(172)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An inside look at what it's really like to come to America illegally: Kidnapped, beaten, drugged, raped, held hostage and the only bright spot is when the cops come and you eventually get deported anyways
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(453)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: IMPD arrests two after baptism brawl
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(41)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Zoo fined after the birth of some ligers. Gosh
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(155)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Frustrated virgin granted taxpayers' money to fly to Amsterdam and have sex with a prostitute
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(187)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
It turns out the mosque controversy was manufactured by a woman who once claimed Malcolm X was Obama's real father. No, seriously
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(256)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
SCOTUS upholds $20,000 fine on Orly Taitz for filing "frivolous" litigation challenging President Obama's citizenship. Yes, really
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(281)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. Federal judge bans genetically modified beets. Monsanto seeing red
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(121)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Law school grads complain that the $160k starting salaries and complimentary Ferraris they were promised don't exist
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(411)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Yup. Get ready to start hearing it: "Please remove all batteries from your cellphones, laptops, and curling irons before boarding the airplane"
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(186)
 
(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
If you stop while robbing a house to log into Facebook, you probably deserve to get caught
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(51)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Levi Johnston is struggling to be accepted in Hollywood. Bonus: Article refers to him as "Impregnator" Levi Johnston
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(84)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
State conducts audit into timesheets and censures officer for claiming 117 hours of work there was no evidence he performed, averaging 1 minute a workday over 3-1/2 years
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(43)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby reserves the right to look through your purse. And your stroller. And your pants. And your car. And if you don't like it, they'll escort you off the premises
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(269)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
I wish we still gave criminals old-fashioned nicknames like 'Pretty Boy' and 'Babyface' and 'Black Ninja Rapist'
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(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fitness expert: how long a break does it take to fall back out of condition? Subby: 24 years was probably pushing it
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(86)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If some mother posts Craig's List ad "seeking guidance" with her 13-year-old daughter, don't show up at her house with Skittles, condoms
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(233)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Grammar Nazi rolls into Starbucks, get into a latte trouble
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(335)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Jack London may have been a tramp, a revolutionary Socialist, a racist pining for genocide, a gold-digger, a war correspondent, a millionaire, a suicidal depressive, but he was *not* a porn star
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pool shot
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Think you play on a tough golf course? Does your water hazard have piranhas? A course rule for balls eaten by boa constrictors?
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New maxim for Lawyers: if the law isn't on your side, argue the facts. If the facts aren't on your side argue the law. if neither are on your side, contribute heavily to the judge's re-election campaign
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(41)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Flight 700 from Bogota now arriving at Gate 1 and Gate 2 and Gate 3
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(112)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Fried chicken with red velvet cake batter? THE FUTURE IS *HERE*
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(77)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man upset that he can't get paroled, is sorry for his crimes. And about those letters to the victim's daughter threatening to "carve her up like a turkey and make her head into a flower pot", he was just joking
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(154)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Refusing to be tossed off by society, sperm-donor offspring are now seeking rights and respect
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(116)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Watch the space walk to repair the ISS live now
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(49)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Do: check with those involved in a car accident to see if they're okay. Don't: check with those involved to see if they can hand you your purse from out of the car that you just crashed through their bedroom wall. Just saying
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(29)
 
(KFAB)
 
 
 
Man gets award for best drowning prank....make that a posthumous award
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(56)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Taliban police stone Afghan couple for getting their rocks off
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(369)
 
(Tribune Local)
 
 
 
Illinois town refuses to allow a tattoo parlor to open, as they believe it would violate the "moral fiber" of the town. If you want a tattoo in Illinois, you can still go to DES PLAINES, DES PLAINES
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(147)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Your kids better learn Mandarin
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(314)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British farmers hit by hay shortage, making them merely the latest industry to seek a bale out from the government
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(34)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK is trying to stamp out cootie epidemic in hospitals
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(30)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fossil finder
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(34)
 
(NT News)
 
 
 
Leeches brought in to save man's severed finger will continue on as full-time government employees
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