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Sun August 01, 2010
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Sun)
 
 
 
There are three rules when it comes to taking care of this baby bat: 1) don't get him wet, 2) keep him out of bright light, and 3) never feed him after midnight
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(55)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Police arrest man sleeping next to a shopping cart full of beer. FASCISTS
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(30)
 
(The Daily Record)
 
 
 
A sign that the economy is recovering - more trash?
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(26)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Calling your girlfriend a lesbian? That's a fatal groin stabbin'
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(100)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Family of four stuck in bog for four days because they chose to use their GPS and ignore the "Road Closed" signs after heavy rains
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(80)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
City employee applies for a promotion, passes everything but the vision test, and not only gets denied the promotion, but fired as well
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(157)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
People who claim we'll have a "double dip" recession, despite economic data to the contrary, may just scare enough people who don't know how the economy works to actually cause a double dip recession
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(298)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Twenty-five years after Chernobyl and what do you get? / Another day's hunt and radioactive boar on the spit
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(94)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered if there were a crack squad of specialists assigned to monitor those "Do Not Remove" tags on mattresses? No? Well, here's your article about the mattress police anyway
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(64)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Don't call it a comeback. Mom pants have been here for years
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(128)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If your bride is wearing a red corset, blue hotpants, boots and a tiara on her wedding day, then you better be wearing a Batman costume and your best man better look like the Joker
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help USC redesign their football media guide
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(31)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida considers closing bars before and after hurricanes hit. Let the rioting begin
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(50)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Wheat bread is finally outselling white bread. Talk about going against the grain
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(136)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As if cell phone ringtones weren't annoying enough, they're now being made to be as loud as a vuvuzela so deaf people can hear them ring
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(57)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Rural Pennsylvania library urged to cancel documentary on growing up gay in rural Pennsylvania after Tea Partiers and Republicans protest that it ... I don't know, do they even need a reason anymore?
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(207)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two Florida retirees charged with multiple felonies for cultivating two - count them two - marijuana plants with an estimated street value of eleventy trazillion dollars. Asinine tag weeps
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(370)
 
(azdailysun)
 
 
 
Insurance company doesn't act like total arseholes
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(71)
 
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
It's your standard girl meets cow, girl and cow fall in love, girl sells cow, man eats cow story
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(74)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Row, row, row your boat... gently across the... Atlantic?
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(40)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"After spending a weekend with his kids alone, one male executive told me,'If every man in Congress had to do this, we'd have some very different laws.' "
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(233)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
U.S. drinking rate now at a 15-year high. But with persistence, we can do better
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(106)
 
(The Ledger)
 
 
 
Canadian Air Force repels Russian bombers at border, complete with photos of a parade, Kevin Costner with a dog, and a wildfire. Article degenerates into a general discussion of Canadian news items, back bacon
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(84)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Company is offering Oregon residents $5,000 to stop complaining and shut the f*ck up about the giant wind turbines they've installed
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(174)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The ammonia pump on the space station fails, forcing the Kishrannari troops secretly stationed there to evacuate and temporarily delay the invasion of Earth
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(28)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It may surprise many of you, but back in 1981 a new cable channel started playing nothing but music videos. They called it MTV. Tag is for its current state
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(290)
 
(Some Fungus)
 
 
 
Photoshop these interesting slimy molds
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(28)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Congress passes law requiring more training and sleep for pilots. Continental announces $25 fee for passengers who want them to follow the law
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(68)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Two wounded in Regina machete attack. Subby always thought it was called an axe wound
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(27)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Amazing video of some dudes attempting to escape the deadly fires in Russia in a car (w/not safe for work subtitles)
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(57)
 
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Rare albino racccoon caught in TN. With "better not get close to that cage" pic
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(92)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sadder still to watch it die than never to have known it
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(156)
 
(IndiaVision)
 
 
 
Meet the idiot who plans to travel 32,000km by jetski
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(42)
 
(WTEN)
 
 
 
Mother told that the KKK will take her baby away. Gabba gabba hey
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(76)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
How to save a million dollars by age 65
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(208)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin ROOF... busted
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(87)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop this crushed catcher
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mom, dad, meet my mom and dad, and your son. We will all be living together from now on
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(39)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Woman dies after receiving silicone injections to her buttocks. Suspects caught and charged with assault
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(64)
 


Sat July 31, 2010
(Some gaming drunkard)
 
 
 
Ever have to decide between having an arcade machine or a kegerator in your house? Well, these guys have solved that dilemma
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(53)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
As you read this, Chelsea Clinton is getting gennifer deflowered
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(251)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Hamas' space program on hold
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(56)
 
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*... Sorry, I thought you were someone else
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(57)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Brewmasters edging closer to creating a beer that will get you hammered by the end of the six-pack, known in scientific circles as "The Curtis Limit"
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(94)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Black carbon implicated in global warming. Fox News conflicted on whether to run with the story
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(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you and your buddies decide to walk out on your dinner tab and go to a bar, don't hatch your plot in front of your waitress
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(37)
 
(Badger Badger Badger)
 
 
 
Universities that do not stop illegal downloading can now lose federal aid
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(198)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Smoking a joint is no reason to take kids away from their mother (tag is for the judge)
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(86)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Anyone interested in worst job on Earth? Submit resumes to the left
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(71)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Discovery Channel's marketing of Shark Week gets more and more intense every year
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The dark one is bitter, the blond is cheerful and the red one is just plain crazy. Why do feminists hate women? (with Not safe for workish link)
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(145)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bent bridge
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(27)
 
(Wis State Journal)
 
 
 
Eccentric box inventor going to court over speeding ticket to "spend hours just educating the jury on speed limit law"
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(94)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If your film debut is interrupted by cops getting the "victim" out of the trunk and untying him, you might be doing it wrong
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(45)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Spanking a student might seem like the only course of action at the time, but it's also considered a sexual assault for some damn reason
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(104)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Having come to grips with the fears over a pool hall in their town, small midwestern community now grapples over if they should let Walgreens sell alcohol in its stores
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(53)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Most popular Marijuana test unreliable. But questioning authority is considered bad, folks
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(180)
 
(KFAB)
 
 
 
Judge lauds law firm for helping remove corrupt fellow magistrate from bench. Just kidding, he refuses to hear any cases handled by the law firm
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(51)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Pro Tip: If you're going to have a secret second marriage, don't hold a lavish ceremony at Disney World and dress as Sleeping Beauty and Prince Charming
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(67)
 
(SF Weekly)
 
 
 
City penalizes handicapped man who wants to run a marijuana dispensary out of his storefront ... because they say it's not handicapped accessible
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(16)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bradley Manning, the suspect in Wikileaks inquiry, used Facebook to post about an acrimonious breakup with a boyfriend in the weeks before allegedly downloading the stolen documents. Wait, boyfriend? This will not end well
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(113)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Survey shows 30% of Australians believe humans walked with dinosaurs
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(196)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ride operators decide to change name of ride from "Terminal Velocity" to "Abrupt Deceleration"
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(64)
 
(Some weatherman)
 
 
 
♪ It's like a tornaaaaado on your wedding day♫ Well isn't that cyclonic?
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Cop volunteers to speak to church group. News: Officer injured breaking up fight in audience. Fark: Fight was staged by minister to "test" officer
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(68)
 
(Some short guy)
 
 
 
The top 10 things Canada has given the world. Yep, he's on there. And yes, that's on there, too. And no, Herpes doesn't top the list, funny guy
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(190)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man jailed for pushing stroller while intoxicated
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(37)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
News: mom ordered to stop breastfeeding in public. Fark: because it violated the no-drinking rules
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(88)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
OK Mr. UberGeek: Uber this
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(87)
 
(Some Disrupted Nests)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Cancun crabs
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(43)
 
(Some Dept Store Con Woman)
 
 
 
Woman falls for makeover ploy: "My daughter said I looked like a clown and my husband said I looked the way I always do - two extremes that, opposed though they are, suggested that the system I had just purchased might not be worth it"
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(160)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Inflatable swimming pools banned because they pose......a fire hazard
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(40)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Million Teacher March" comes up 999,975 members short in Florida. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
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(212)
 
(Salisbury Post)
 
 
 
Underwear art causes controversy, results in larceny charge
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That incredible story about the robber talked out of the crime by the clerk discussing Jesus with him? He was busted a few hours later robbing a shoe store (with video)
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(62)
 
(times-herald.com)
 
 
 
Firefighter saves the same cat twice: first from a forty foot deep well in June, and again this week by adopting the cat before it was to be euthanized by animal control. Welcome to the hero edition of Caturday
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(716)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Doc, I am disappoint
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(52)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prince Charles believes he was born for a purpose, pretty much has given up on the whole tampon angle
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rectilinear room
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(25)
 
(KCCI)
 
 
 
Court finds teacher not guilty of sex with male student after defense attorney makes it clear that high school boys like to make shiat up
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(83)
 
(Some Schmuck)
 
 
 
How--and why--to have a threesome. Seventh link down, sorta not safe for work unless you like breasts (Sponsored link)
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(196)
 


Fri July 30, 2010
(Lancaster Eagle)
 
 
 
Goodwill fires worker with Down Syndrome for violating "no shopping policy" after his sister bought him a $3 shirt. "If I don't understand the policy, how is he supposed to understand the policy?"
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(279)
 
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Pole dancing classes for girls nine years of age and under. Ideal for parents looking to avoid ever paying for a university education for their daughter
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(103)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Al Gore did not have sexual relations with that woman
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(158)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Did you get the Last Post in that one thread? No? Well, I did. Now I gotta submit this stupid thread. This is LP# 274
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(3892)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
10 free tips from a veterinarian. It turns out your dog doesn't really want steak
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(143)
 
(Mitchell Republic)
 
 
 
"The hailstone blew a hole through my windshield and knocked my hands off the steering wheel, cut a gouge in my wrist, and I thought, 'This isn't good'"
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(31)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger says wildfire threatens 2,000 structures, could be worse than "Jingle All the Way"
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(42)
 
(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
Not news: Congressman pulled over for speeding. Fark: While giving a live radio interview in his home state
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(19)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fired bondage club worker charged in death of former boss - now in shackles, so expected to get off quickly
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stray floating mine? Whale? Woman driver? Well, something made a huge dent in this Japanese oil tanker
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(70)
 
(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Hindu protestors spill thousands of liters of milk. They don't seem too broken up about it
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(27)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting air strikes against Gaza." "Interrup-" *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
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(160)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big billboard
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your pool chlorine is messing with your gene pool
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(82)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Study proves you can grow joints with stem cells. Dude, don't bogart the cells
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(58)
 
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
News: The Ft. Hood shooter is still getting monthly paychecks from the Army. Fark: No bank will take his money
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(165)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The trendy new nickname for the Washington, DC / Maryland / Virginia metro area is: The DMV. Because you associate the DMV with being fun, hip, and pleasant
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(73)
 
(www.petapixel.com)
 
 
 
Purported Ansel Adams glass negatives now attributed to Uncle Earl. $200 million not yours mister garage sale purchaser
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(111)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Kiss me...I'm on TSG's mug shot roundup
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(177)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Who ever would have guessed the dispersant BP dumped into the Gulf to get rid of millions of gallons of oil would be worse than the oil itself?
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(69)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What do the United Nations, Halliburton, Church of Scientology, Lucasfilm, and Sega all have in common? They all downloaded the infamous facebook profile torrent
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(37)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Obama unleases TV's Matlock to trick old people into supporting death panels
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(122)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Sorry we can't pay you, so feel free to take what you can and hock it
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(28)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Cute rocket scientist quits her job over- Hey, Wait- Don't you want to hear about the squirrel monkeys?
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(106)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Stop the presses. There's a huge new Sarah Palin scandal: Her eye color on her new book cover is gray
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(97)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Illegal immigrant or US Olympic medalist? Why can't a guy be both?
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(173)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The outlaw Billy the Kid may finally get that pardon after 130 years. All that's standing in the way is that Garrett clan
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(68)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
The five most insane improvised weapons that were animals. No, a hedgehog is not like a throwing star
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(71)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
"Eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb"
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(145)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Last year's record high rice prices may not, in fact, have been the starting bell of the inevitable apocalyptic Global Food Wars, but just a bunch of corrupt Fillipino officials trying to make a fast buck
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(45)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
I would like to park but my brain just exploded and is oozing out of my ears (w/ pic)
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(73)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Those people flying out into the street aren't stunt men on a movie set
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(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Majority of Americans: Immigrants are lazy free-loaders who take our jobs by working harder for less pay
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(580)
 
(Some Nuclear Physics Expert)
 
 
 
Nuclear Attack Information: A Few Tips For Survival: "I believe that Jesus Christ wants His followers to be informed and prepared on how to physically survive an atomic bomb attack"
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(114)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Step 1: Do not look directly at lasers
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Officer, I only kept that marijuana plant because it was cute"
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(41)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
c, c, c, c, c, c, c, c, c, c?
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Three local East Coast mayors defend beach driving after two four-year-olds are recently run over. "You are never going to get 100 percent of the cars off the beach." Even the rest of Florida looks over in confusion
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(198)
 
(Some Dengler)
 
 
 
The story of Navy pilot Dieter Dengler's escape from a Vietnamese prison camp. Bet they could make a shiatty movie about this
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(65)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Smoking Gun Friday Photo Fun LXXII: Match the perp to their occupation. And yes, one of them has to match selection "A"
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(103)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man sent to prison 27 years ago, recently found innocent and is free to go. Just kidding, a judge orders him to remain in jail because he might "freak out", man
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(192)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Prosecutors say that doctor who bombed AR medical board was a weapons buff who was seeking a "2nd Amendment solution" the socialistic Board's attempt to take away his license just because a few of paitients fatally OD'ed
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(190)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop this smog solution
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(37)
 
(ABC)
 
Video
 
Man robs store while his ugly female accomplice assaults clerk with her horrid dance moves. Seriously
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Acupuncture patient stuck in office after the pricks forgot about her and went home
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(31)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
WWF apologies for bizarre insult to Saudi Arabia, throwing folding chair at UN conference
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(55)
 
(NECN)
 
 
 
More great whites sighted near Cape Cod. Towns refuse to close beaches in fear of losing tourist money. If only there was a popular movie to illustrate what a bad decision this is. (Mrs. Kitner unavailable for comment)
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(117)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
French authorities say U.S. embassy employees weren't poisoned. They probably accidentally ate some snails or something
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You guys are all my favorite people....seriously....non, CJ thread. DIT, and feel free to click the damn link
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(299)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Cops stop kid without bike helmet, see him safely back home with a warning. Just kidding, they lock him up for two years then bill his mom for taking care of him
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(292)
 
(CBS5.com)
 
 
 
Agents reportedly seize $1.8 Billion-with-a-B of marijuana in series of raids. Value of pot seized annually to exceed GDP by 2020
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(214)
 
(kcra.com)
 
 
 
While talking on the phone at the mall, 16 year old cheerleader tackles a would-be shoplifter. Receives thanks from police, commendation from her town and a starting contract with the Detroit Lions
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(142)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
"Officials" did not "notice" the "vandalism" for several "days"
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(128)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Minnesota, land of 10,000 leaks
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(45)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Not news: white male robbing a bank. Fark: The stigma of now going through the rest of your life known as "the button-down-shirt" bandit
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(56)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
One thing the leaked military reports show occuring over and over: Afghanistan security personnel spend more time beating the crap out of each other than the Taliban
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(97)
 


Thu July 29, 2010
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Preacher wants high-school mascot changed because he doesn't want his son screaming GO DEMONS at football games
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(227)
 
(WTAP)
 
 
 
Great news, West Virginia farkers - your state just decided the first DUI doesn't really count
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(102)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Yes, I can help you recover your nude photos from your computer
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(130)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Father of the year candidate stops to snap pictures before taking daughter to the hospital after she is bitten by a barracuda. With pic that says it all
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(160)
 
(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
Today's teacher/student sex story is brought to you by Stockton, California, complete with "only if it's 1:59am" pic
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(61)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
500 foot billboards are coming to Miami
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(56)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR strikes to the heart of their target audience by exposing the dark world of people who use an alias at Starbucks
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(163)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this devilish watercross racer
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(29)
 
(KPTV)
 
 
 
Headline: Police Say Man Took Up-Skirt Photos At Target. Sounds like he got a bullseye. (w/ derp perp pic)
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teens smoking legal, synthetic version of pot. It doesn't get you high and it costs $20 a gram, reminding us all that teenagers are stupid, stupid people
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(206)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"He told police he had gone out to the trampoline and had masturbated himself there"
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(66)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
YouTube decreases the number of parts a pirated sitcom needs to broken into from three to two
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(66)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Japanese officials visit the home of Tokyo's oldest man to honor his 111th birthday, and then things get weird
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(72)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
What happens when you mix sci-fi with burlesque? Full-frontal nerdity
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(61)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Amy Fisher, AKA The Long Island Lolita, signs a deal to get shot in the face
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(156)
 
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
The police are flush with charges for a man found sleeping in a toilet
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(28)
 
(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Obama stops by "The View," has no clue what a "Snooki" is
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(253)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stepping on an IED leaves marine: a) dead b) seriously wounded c) pissed off
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(372)
 
(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
Boston Police have begun their three-month dedication to slowing youth violence by: c) Converting a cruiser into an ice cream truck and handing out thousands of free Hoodies. That'll learn 'em
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(91)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
1500 years later, Rome still suffers at the hands of vandals. That really Gauls me
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(110)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Did Juneau that a cruise ship struck and killed a whale?
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(113)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Infants who get plenty of affection from their mothers cope better as adults, complain researchers who were neglected as kids
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(70)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
For a website devoted to transparency, WikiLeaks itself is on par with North Korea when it comes to functional transparency
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(127)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Indiana Jones of Torah Scribes" must stop fabricating dramatic stories about rescued Torahs unless he can prove they are kosher. What's next? Jailing grandpa because he didn't really walk to school uphill in a blizzard?
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(47)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Criticized for a profanity-laden e-mail showing it was screwing its customers, Goldman Sachs decides to ... ban swearing in e-mails
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(54)
 
(Some Fast Food)
 
 
 
Photoshop this snatched snack
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(25)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Beer saves another life as guy keeps his drunken promise to donate bone marrow to a friend
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Local pastor, who is definitely not gay, is upset about "pornographic" men's underwear packaging. Again, not gay
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(137)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Global warming "undeniable" say scientists who have clearly never read Fark
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(350)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
The U.S. has never apologized for the atomic bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. And we're not going to this year either
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(392)
 
(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
In an interview with William Shatner, the Beltway Sniper confesses more killings. Wait. What?
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Schadenfreude (n) : The feeling you get when you see a picture of two $2.3m cars with wheel clamps on
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(114)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Women cops get treated to an appearance of the ball-grabbing Bull Cop -- hilarity ensues, followed by payouts of 3/4 of a million in gender bias lawsuit settlements
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(33)
 
(Some Shriner)
 
 
 
Pay attention, butthurt teabaggery right-wing palinbots mad at the Mooslimosque at Ground Zero: know what's right around the bend from the Pearl Harbor memorial? A Shinto shrine
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(389)
 
(WCBS 880)
 
 
 
To the driver who left his or her car running underneath the Throgs Neck Bridge just before the start of rush hour, a few thousand angry New Yorkers would like to have a few unkind words with you
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(76)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
People, seriously, stop pretending your dog is a person
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(291)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russian PM signs bill giving new powers to the the FSB, including the power to punish crimes you haven't committed yet
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(37)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A list of Iranian President Ahmadinejad's more notable dislikes. Photoshop learning curve suspiciously absent
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(50)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British sex clinic to stay open longer, harder
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Massive oil spill threatens to be a "tragedy of historic proportions." This is not a repeat from BP
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(115)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
People begin to drop their guard, unload their rifles, and unseal their panic rooms as the death panel Gestapo has failed to haul away Grandma
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(80)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Windows-based ATM hack gives cash on demand
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(95)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
First evidence of a parallel universe found as study shows that libraries lend more DVDs every day day than Netflix rents to its subscribers
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I poured it in the toilet and it started to fizz." Story about assassination attempt in Afghanistan, not Lindsey Lohan's drug tests
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(51)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
This is sure to be even funnier after you miss your connecting flight because airport security detained you for a few extra hours
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(28)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ousted USDA employee Sherrod plans to sue that cracker Breitbart
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(700)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
IPhone 4's FaceTime video chat gains traction because of: a) girlfriends showing off new haircuts, b) deployed soldiers looking at ultrasounds of their unborn children, or c) porn
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(120)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eternal salvation can be yours for just $39
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(82)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Monogamy isn't natural, says the psychologist whose wife is about to find out about his affair
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(182)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Judge rules that the Founding Fathers wanted you to have the right to look like a dumbass wearing baggy pants that hang halfway down your legs
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(93)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Stealing a vechicle is one thing. Listing it on Craigslist and letting the owner spot their stolen vehicle is not too bright
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(19)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama wants FBI to be able to get individual's internet usage data without a warrant. That must have been what he meant by transparency
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(521)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
St. Albert Minor Baseball Association says city overreacted to its tradition of setting baseball diamonds on fire
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Missing California woman reportedly seen in Las Vegas" Apparently, however, neither CNN, the Las Vegas PD nor the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Office can contribute a photo. So be sure to be on the lookout for her
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Peach flavored placenta, plus seven other disturbing inventions from Japan. (slightly Not safe for work)
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(18)
 
(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
Suspicious device found in Chelsea. Guess she couldn't wait for the wedding
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(57)
 
(GCDailyWorld)
 
 
 
When forging a check, it's best to pick an amount that will fit through a teller's window
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(37)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
South Korean Prime Minister offers to resign... again. Presumably to give speeches on the lucrative Tea Party circuit
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(23)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Portland doing its best to control child sex trafficking with its two vice cops. Meanwhile the drug unit has 18 officers and 4 sergeants. You're doing it wrong
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(94)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
In a completely fair and balanced article, a prostitute explains that all men cheat
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(174)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
News: 100 million facebook users have their personal information hacked and put in a file. Fark: MSNBC posts the story, tells what site it's on and puts up a screenshot of the file description on the site
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(104)
 
(Some Wheaton Guy)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton is 38 in Earth years (he looks younger because of all that time traveling at light speed)
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(193)
 
(Some Ted Rall)
 
 
 
"When fascism arrives in America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross" Not to mention oblivious to sexual double entendres
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(325)
 
(Milwaukee of course)
 
 
 
12-year-old girl survives shooting due to being shot in the God
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(533)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You talkin' to me? YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
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(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Disparity in sentencing between crack and coke fixed, the 1980s smile and nod
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(204)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this creature coming to get you
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(36)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Styrofoam packing peanuts are being replaced with mushrooms. Keep that in mind the next time you order a ten-foot tall purple bat-winged fire breathing llama from Amazon
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
All electric cars qualifying for California's $5000 rebate and permission to carry a single rider in an HOV lane please roll forward. Not so fast there, Chevy Volt
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(293)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
From the well of over-tapped WWII heroism, here are the dentures that won the war
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Retirees - some as old as 90 - accused of playing loud music and having parties lasting into early hours of morning
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(31)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's Viagra. You know, for kids
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(69)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
56-year-old woman becomes the slowest person to ever swim the English Channel. A WINNER IS YOU
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(28)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If you put a flightless bird on a conveyor belt will it take off?
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(44)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Urban ninja mothers urge women to take back the streets. Your move, urban pirate mothers
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(55)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Beer laced with cheese helps sexual performance. Which explains how a small town like Green Bay can sell out a stadium for 50 years straight
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(48)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
One in five Californians say they need mental health care. That explains Pelosi
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(104)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're an overweight, middle-aged, balding man who keeps showing up in the background of reporters' live shots, the English news media is onto you
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(83)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Gulf oil is disappearing on its own, Anderson Cooper will have to find somewhere else to wear his muscle shirts, Oh the humanity
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(234)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 273: "Dirty Pictures." Note: Nothing sexual. Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(129)
 
(Some Feathers)
 
 
 
Photoshop a reason for these two to be doing what they are doing
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(44)
 


Wed July 28, 2010
(Canoe)
 
 
 
♫ Motor home man ♫ Motor home man ♫ Motor home man hates bicycle man ♫ They have a fight ♫ Motor home wins ♫ Motor home man ♫
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Law blog illustrates the serious topic of age discrimination with a very inappropriate image
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(222)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
To everybody all freaked out about a Mosque being built near the WTC site? There's already a mosque right there, actually even closer to the WTC site. Oh noes
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(458)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cheeseburger found in woman's gas tank. It's always in the last place you look
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline - Police: Naked man sets prosthetic leg on fire with crack pipe
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(35)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
While we're cleaning up oil and burning lots of coal, the European Union and six member states are going fusion
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(144)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
See Fabulous Las Vegas - Experience the nightlife, the gambling, the glamour and glitz, and the internet shoe store office
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: Woman discovers husband is cheating on her. Not News: Husband actually has a second wife. Fark: First wife finds out about second wife when she sees their wedding pictures on Facebook
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(81)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
For metro areas with populations over one million, Las Vegas had the highest jobless rate at 14.5% and Washington, D.C. had the lowest at 6.4%... even though both cities are all about playing with other people's money
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(74)
 
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Protip: when trying to woo a potential mate, try flowers, chocolates, or music. Stun guns and handcuffs are best saved until after you're married
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(48)
 
(Perth Now)
 
 
 
Hoon repeat offender's car crushed in demonstration of Australia's tough new anti-hoon laws. WTF is "hooning"?
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(141)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
2010 is going to be the hottest year on record since record-keeping began in 1880. The current top 10: 2005, 2007, 2009, 1998, 2002, 2003, 2006, 2004, 2001 and 2008. But hey, it snowed last winter, so don't worry
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(318)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Elisabeth Hasselbeck thinks a lot of older lesbians would have turned out straight if they could have only landed a man
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(367)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'll see your car-stealing bear and raise you a bear who doesn't need ANYTHING. Except these pears and grapes, and this fishbowl, and this teddy bear. And that's ALL HE NEEDS
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(54)
 
(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Abandoned chickens in need of home, 11 herbs and spices
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(30)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Man arrested for taking pictures at an Amtrak station. Fark: for an Amtrak-sponsored contest called Picture Our Train
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(97)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Artist creates nine-foot crucified Christ made of wire coathangers. As if religion didn't cause enough hangups
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(67)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
How do you get that promotion over your work-rival? Go straight to C) Plant child porn on his computer and call the cops
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(123)
 
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Vermont city authorizes vigilante groups to protect painted cow sculptures. "If the cows aren't safe, how can people be safe?"
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(30)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this diminutive dictator
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(70)
 
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
What may be the first story posted on Fark that involves a 20 year old man grabbing a young girl in a bathing suit that doesn't end in an arrest. Oh, and it also involves the ghost of a dead firefighter
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(70)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"The idea we just spent five years... obtaining two degrees, to go ahead and wipe that right back off our resume in hopes of getting a $12-an-hour job at Starbucks would really be depressing"
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(764)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CBO: 'Deficits will cause debt to rise to unsupportable levels'... you know, like to eleventy
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(84)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Former Nazi guard, now 88 years old, charged with the murder of 430,000 Jews. Prosecutors expected to push for a sentence of "wait a few years"
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(238)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Securities and Exchange Commission no longer has to comply with virtually all requests for information releases from the public, including those filed under the Freedom of Information Act. Change you can bereave in
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(131)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Texas man who killed wife during exorcism regrets performing the ceremony without help, but not, you know, his wife's death or anything
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(89)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It turns out only about half of NYC's school kids are proficient in math, rather than the 80 percent previously reported. If only there was some academic subject to assist in these kinds of calculations
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(34)
 
(Break)
 
 
 
Can you find the subliminal message in this 1980's coke ad? Kinda almost Not safe for workish
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(166)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thai fighters to reinforce border at Cambodia, Endor
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(31)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Teabaggers organize protest against proposed mosque that is insensitively being built 3,000 miles away from Ground Zero
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(296)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Five delicious foods with surprisingly disgusting ingredients. Hot dogs oddly absent from list
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(250)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
What can Brown do for you? This UPS driver can kill you and your daughter, then set your bodies on fire
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(46)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
If you smoke and have friends, you'll live as long as if you don't smoke or have friends, according to scientists from the University of Rectal Extraction
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(25)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Tall men and fat women most likely to get bitten by midgets. No, wait, that's 'midges'
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(33)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Theo Albrecht, owner of Trader Joe's, dies at 88. He will be buried in a generic casket that's been relabeled with a Hawaiian motif
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The sport of competitve lockpicking is growing in popularity in the US, though most devotees still call it by its traditional name: "burglary"
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Huge, beastly female terrorizes state fair-goers, forcing police to gun her down. Also, a cow escaped
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
When the creditors come for house you'll still be able to gun them down
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(35)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"When the teller said she didn't have any money he asked for 50c before crouching into the starting race position and running out of the bank"
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Truly there is no better way to communicate your dominion over plants and animals than by displaying your seven foot cock in the front yard
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(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Problems ahead for sexy math teacher caught tapping her student. (w/you'd sine up to hit it given the right triangle pic)
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I learned something today. Apparently, you shouldn't smoke while using oxygen to treat your lung cancer
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(26)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Japan looks outside her borders for labor. Hmmm, this sounds familiar
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Parasailing donkey to be re-homed by football manager
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(8)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
A year ago, the city of Pontiac sold the Silverdome for $583,000. This year a three-day pot convention is scheduled around Halloween. Fark: City can't do anything about it because they no longer own the stadium
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(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Federal Judge says AZ legislature illegally immigrated into federal jurisdiction
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(792)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TMZ is paying OJ's bills
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(31)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Just one county in Arizona was responsible for nearly 25% of the people sent to DHS for deportation by local law enforcement nationwide - twice as many as LA County for instance. And you'll never guess who is the Sheriff of that county
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
I see your guy crushed in a trash compactor and raise you a worker crushed in a paper mill roller. Crushed guy trifecta possibility is Flat Out ON
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(44)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
New figures reveal a huge increase in prostitution tips in Sweden. Who knew leprosy was still such a big problem?
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(14)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Listen people, out-of-towners coming in, cussing and using racial slurs - that's the kind of thing that gives Baltimore a bad name, **snicker** especially when there are...HAHAHAHAHAHA..sorry, I couldn't hold it in anymore
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Latest food trend is Korean tacos. The South Korean version contains marinated short ribs, the North Korean contains marinated sticks and leaves
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
2008: Congress grants the FBI broad new surveillance powers, but FBI promises that agents will be rigorously trained on the rules for using them and will even be tested on them 2010: FBI IG : Hundreds of agents who took the test cheated
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Finally, someone to give Fred Phelps a run for his money. Gainesville church to hold Koran burning on September 11th
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Sen. Kerry thwarts investigation by volunteering to pay $500k tax on yacht. It's too bad he doesn't read Fark, our resident experts in MA use tax had already determined nothing was owed
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
If you must accuse your father's friend of raping you, make sure you didn't send a message thanking him for a lovely day on the day in question
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(137)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Attention, public masturbators: Your penis piercing makes you just that much more identifiable when the cops arrive
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
His Holiness the pope steps out in His Hatliness...a nice casual baseball cap. With a strangely unsettling pic
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You really did learn everything you needed to know in kindergarten -- if you had a good teacher that is. As to what happens to students with bad teachers? Well, see the politics tab up there? Click it
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Awesome display of impotent rage against unknown illegal procurers of owned items
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
A woman being hit and killed by a police cruiser may not be worthy of Fark, but what if she was sleeping under a blanket in a park, 40 feet off the road?
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Protip: Do not solicit babysitters from street corners
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Case of missing young, cute, white woman catching national attention
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Illegal immigrants MUST have safe passage and no fear of being detained....on their way back home
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's like a raaaaaaiiin of bullets on your wedding day..NYPD settles case over the fatal shooting of an unarmed bridegroom for $7,000,000 or about 140,000 per bullet they hit him with
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(CTV)
 
 
 
Dumb: Cutting in line at a Starbucks. Dumber: To rob it. Fark: When there are two uniformed police officers waiting in line
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(15)
 
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Zoloft killer gets new trial after judge rules any lawyer who would try the Zoloft defense instead of making a plea bargain has to be incompetent
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(28)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
The coolest video of an active underwater volcano you'll see all week, courtesy of our friends in NOAA
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(27)
 
(My Fox Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
After a years-long court battle and $200,000 in legal fees, man finally wins right to park in his own driveway
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(150)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
If you've bought that bridge in Brooklyn this man would like to sell you the Ritz in London. Don't let the fact that he's penniless put you off
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(13)
 
(The Sun News)
 
 
 
Multiple car chases through multiple states then escapes after arrest and an extremely fark-worthy mugshot
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(27)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Drunkenly crash into parked cars? Have fun in jail. Oh, wait, you're the daughter of the city councilman and your mother is the judge's clerk? Pay your parking fine. Next case
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(54)
 
(970 WFLA)
 
 
 
"We like to think of them as pets with benefits"
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(62)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Two leading economists wielding complex quantitative models say you're not standing in a bread line
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(97)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia's surviving thalidomide victims finally win their fight for compensation. Let's all give them a big hand
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(31)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
British woman finally solves the mystery of why your socks always disappear in the washing machine
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(44)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
In shocking news, an object which is never disinfected has more bacteria on it than an object which is frequently disinfected. WHY AREN'T YOU PANICKING?
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Tired of Kim Jong Il and Ahmadinijad getting all of the press, Al Queda Number 2 vows to attack US. Also vows to make Family Guy funny again, provide Obama's Kenyan Birth certificate
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
A man dying of ALS takes an unusual approach. Suicide by organ donation. Hero tag kicks weird tag's ass for the win
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(119)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Get a tattoo, get free beer for life. Sorry, is there a catch in this deal?
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(35)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Marinating meat until it falls off the bone may be good cooking, but it is bad elder care
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(45)
 
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
It's always super-classy when the newspaper features the local strip joint in their fatal-crash-scene photo
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(57)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshopping 1930's style. Yard sale negatives may be fake, says party with vested interest
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(72)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Megan Fox hates something she'll never have to worry about anyway: Being told she's talented
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(87)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cell phones with built in video cameras seem to be Darwin's gift to law enforcement
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(79)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, it took them several centuries, but liberals have finally managed to outlaw one of the world's great cultural traditions
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Gallant helps her 16 year old daughter find her first job. Goofus puts her to work in a brothel
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(71)
 
(Some Hippies)
 
 
 
Photoshop this droning didgeridoo
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(25)
 
(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
Woman loses arm after dancing near a train. No word whether she played piano like a kid out in the rain
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(95)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Guy gets shot, tries to drive himself to hospital, but stops at KFC instead. Bet he was mad when he discovered they don't sell Double Downs anymore
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(69)
 
(970 WFLA)
 
 
 
"Victim" unable to stop smiling after woman flashes her headlights in road rage incident
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(88)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Annual survey finds the least healthiest state for kids is Mississippi. The good news is that Mississippi kids are so fat they are undesirable to teachers and priests
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Wedding photographer asks bride and groom to pose with hunting rifles and gets one more headshot than planned
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(90)
 
(Nature)
 
 
 
A world without mosquitoes? It's more likely than you think
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(157)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Pearce did not know what type of sandwich the man had made that was worth fighting over
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after her daughter reports her for DWI. Fark: Daughter is 12-year-old and called from inside the vehicle. Tag is for the daughter
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(176)
 
(annarbor.com)
 
 
 
BEES: Your Fire hoses aren't useless against them
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(76)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Aggressive, out of control tiger on the loose in Johannesburg neighborhood. Men are being asked to keep their wives indoors until the golf tournament is over
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this space chair
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(35)
 
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Missing man found crushed in trash compactor, thanks to the power of the press
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle bartender acknowledged as America's best. "He should be knighted, but this will have to do"
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Tue July 27, 2010
(KVOA)
 
 
 
Sometimes breaking news just isn't
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(188)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Not having been the subject of enough derisive jokes lately, Ahmadinnerjacket slams Paul the Psychic Octopus as decadent spreader of "western propaganda and superstition"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Apparently it is now illegal to punch your nine-year-old son in the face. Welcome to socialism. THANKS A LOT, OBAMA
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(80)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
A few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/18 - 7/24
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(17)
 
(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
Teen puts Lysol in mother's Kool-Aid. "Oh, YE-E-E-A-AH"
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(83)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
University tells student to lose religion. That's her in the corner. That's her in the spotlight
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(898)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You know it is pretty much over for Western Civilization when Snooki and friends ring the opening bell at the NYSE
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Man hit by two cars critical." I can't speak for anyone else, but I know that I wouldn't have anything nice to say if I were hit by two cars
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(46)
 
(WTAE-TV Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
1200 people attend public hearing on dangers of fracking Marcellus Shale; EPA told that Marcellus Shale don't like to be fracked by anybody except Mrs. Shale
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(99)
 
(wsbt.com)
 
 
 
Deputy allowed to arrest suspect at county fair after paying $5 admission fee
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(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hot ceremony
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(27)
 
(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
Woman throws her Taco Bell food at cop, says she'll fight it to the burrito Supreme Court
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(58)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Oil leak reported in the Gulf of Mexico. This is not a repeat from April
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(110)
 
(Parenting)
 
 
 
Parenting shows us the most frivolous and rage-inducing baby products. Come for the slideshow, stay for the placenta teddy bear
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(168)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Save the Date. Return of Christ: May 21, 2011
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(289)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Minimum wage for Bangladeshi garment workers nearly doubled; resulting pricing cascade may increase the price of a Wal-Mart tank-top from $8 to a shocking $8.30
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(121)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Mom ends up in deep shiat after cleaning her bathroom with her son's toothbrush
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(60)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you happened to recently be in Durango, MX and lost your head, officials there would like a word with you
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(43)
 
(Tony Harrison)
 
 
 
Indian forestry officials discover record-breaking eight-foot-long tusk, in its entirety, as Lindsey Buckingham intended it
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(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not News: Bank of America charges $30 to stop a check. News: Every six months. Fark: Forever
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(377)
 
(WMCTV)
 
 
 
Man says cop coerced a false confession out of him using junk food
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(65)
 
(Government Technology)
 
 
 
Cell phone lobby to sue San Francisco over the city's new radiation disclosure law. With helpful pic of a cell phone irradiating a human head
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(116)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New Jersey school to remove D grades. But how will they remove D guidos, and D stink?
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(223)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Mystery person puts up cardboard cutouts on a freeway overpass depicting the classic evolution of man. Except the last cutout is an upright human pointing a gun. "I don't know what it was supposed to suggest"
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Supreme Court says if it snows in winter, it's your fault and you have to buy a plaintiff's lawyer a new BMW
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(250)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Bad idea: Shoplifting clothes. Worse idea: Applying for a job at that store wearing those clothes. Even worser idea: Shoplifting again on the way out of the interview
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(33)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Couple found dead in Forks, Wa. Authorities on the lookout for shirtless, sparkly suspect
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(90)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Ric Romero reports that iPad owners are categorized as 'Selfish Elites'
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(203)
 
(The Sun News)
 
 
 
The son of the "son I am disappoint" guy (pictures scroll but you'll see it)
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(218)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
With near record temperatures this week, woman and family concoct brilliant solution to beat the summer heat
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(41)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
$9 billion in Iraqi reconstruction cash vanishes as Keyser Soze exits contracting business
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(92)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's nice to find deals at garage sales. Especially when you find out your $45 purchase is worth $200 million
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(145)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Because kids can't handle the truth, moms now tell toddlers about The Binky Fairy
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(215)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Big Butter Jesus was built to show Jesus' love. Unless your brother was a famous songwriter who died and you've been ripping off his kids ever since
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(33)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Soldier adopts pup who saved him from suicide bomber. Give that dog a steak
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(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Louisiana school district wants the Flying Spaghetti Monster to touch their students with its noodly appendage. RAmen
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(389)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'When I did ask her to marry me a few months ago she went hysterical - she put her head down on the table and couldn't stop laughing.' Britain's oldest newlyweds at 97 and 87. Is that cradle or grave robbing?
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(26)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Are you an American between the ages of 18 and 42? How do you feel about two years of mandatory service at the President's whim?
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(606)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Delays rebuilding the World Trade Center have nothing on the Second Ave subway, still under construction 50 years since the first shovel went into the ground
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(67)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Here is a handy survey to see if you have ADHD. Because if there's anything people with ADHD do well, it's sitting down and filling out surverys
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(115)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Iowa apparently dealing with monster sized lesbians
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(47)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Randy thought he could casually walk into the library, blend in with the other bookworms, and steal the tarantula from the front desk without anyone noticing him. But something...something...made him stand out. (w/ mugshot goodness)
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(Life.com)
 
 
 
You know how you're trying real hard to blend in on your trip to New York? Well, it isn't working
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(436)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
In the aftermath of the Wikileaks data dump some people are apparently outraged that the US military maintained a "hit list " of enemy commanders they were trying to kill DURING A WAR
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(177)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Tony Hayward's severance package is so sweet he's probably wondering why he didn't get himself fired earlier
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(38)
 
(Eating Our Words)
 
 
 
One of America's best wines being sold at a drugstore for $2.99
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(170)
 
(Bruce Willis)
 
 
 
OMG We're all going to... be dead when this happens - Asteroid might collide with Earth in 2182
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(124)
 
(vancouver sun)
 
 
 
Sir, if you're going to be all emotional I'm going to have to ask you to hug the dog. Hug the dog, sir
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(53)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Things that may hurt your judicial candidacy include a sex scandal, allegations of ethics violations, and a newspaper ad placed by your daughter saying you're an a-hole
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(86)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Americans so out of touch with the war they need 92,000 documents leaked from the Pentagon to find out what's been reported by the Afghan media for quite some time
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(106)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
J.D. Powers declares hotel satisfaction rose last year in study funded by hotels this year
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(25)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Britain, a nation of dangerously fat dogs
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(37)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Kentucky paying $2.5 million to have Big Bone Lick upgraded...sounds like a rip off considering what your mom will do for an extra twenty bucks
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(21)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass lion cubs born in Israel with fierceness off the scale (and on the scale)
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mother of the year ends up fleeing topless with her two kids after stuffing jeans down her pants
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(84)
 
(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
Parenting magazine now sending out kiddie porn newsletters
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(75)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Televangelists claim they weren't having an affair during Italy trip because they were chaperoned at all times
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police fail to return knife you were arrested with. Do you C) jump up and down on the hoods of three police cruisers belonging to the jail
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(14)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Arlington National Cemetery used to have one Tomb of the Unknowns. Now it may have thousands
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(Google)
 
 
 
TFer is taking the kids to Disney World this week and wants to know the things we shouldn't miss especially things that are really cool that not everybody knows about
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this horizontal harvest
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The good news: huge natural gas reserves totalling more than 5.5 trillion cubic feet, have been found in the waters of the eastern Mediterranean. The bad news: their location all but assures Israel and Lebanon will be at war soon
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A study by the socialist class-warriors at the notoriously liberal Federal Reserve Bank of Boston shows that credit card fees and reward programs are effectively a wealth transfer program from the poor to the rich
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Introducing the snowflakiest of all playgrounds: a $7.4 million "child-directed play space" complete with proctors to facilitate interactive jargon-festooned municipal-worker busywork only vaguely related to children
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
That hot Russian spy's real name is Anna Fermanova and TSG has new pics of her and some boring old legal papers which you don't even know about because you clicked the link already
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(Charleston Daily Mail)
 
 
 
West Virginia: grasping at straws since 1863
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
For those who thought the Taliban was training monkeys to shoot US troops, here comes the science
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
If it's on your iPad then no one can tell what you're reading. You could be reading Plato. Or 'Blonde and Wet, the Complete Story'
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Not news: 9 year old traveling alone by plane. News: Airline routinely bumps him from his flight. Fark: Airline forgets about him for the next 8 hours
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
70-year-old firefighter dies of heart attack after blaze. In other news you can still be a firefighter at 70 years old
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