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Sun July 25, 2010
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Farker wants his hometown, currently named for a Civil War-era congressman who beat the holy hell out of a Senator, to change its name. Help him think of some suggestions
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Awesome pics of new 1,900ft Hoover Bridge which will allow highway to bypass Hoover Dam altogether
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman sells her late brother's war medals on ebay so she could take a cruise with her son because she was depressed and that's what her brother would have wanted
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this antique aeronautics aid
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Well, it starts out with Victoria Jackson sunbathing nude and ends with Obama "setting fire to The Constitution, looting and pillaging the Court System, and hanging Abraham Lincoln from a tree"
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(WikiLeaks)
 
NewsFlash
 
Wikileaks pulls the trigger on thousands of Afghan War documents
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(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
In a never-ending bid for its own tag, Arizona is about to do away with the requirements for training and a permit in order to carry a concealed weapon
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
July's first full moon, known as the "Hay Moon", to rise Sunday in the constellation Capricornus, or the "Sea Goat". Not to confused with the Goat of the Sea, if you know what I'm saying
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NASA astronaut sends first ASL signed message from space. That, or NASA lets astronauts flash gang signals, I'm not sure
source: spaceref.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
The eight worst upgrades to give your home. Yes, a home theater is on the list
source: realestate.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
In today's unexpected disclosure news, Social Networking websites reveal just how they make money off of you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Paragraph 1: Bone and flesh fragments found on highway. Paragraph 2-4: Found near where missing woman's truck was found. Paragraph 9: No clue if it's human or roadkill
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
It doesn't look good when undercover cops are able to get powerful prescription drugs using notes signed by "Dr. Kevorkian," "Dr. Pepper" and "Dr. Dre"
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
If you're going to arrest somebody for suspicion of intent to feloniously throw pie, strip search him, and deprive him of his right to a lawyer, make sure he actually has pie. Also consider checking whether he's a lawyer. Mmm, pie
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton + Felicia Day + Romance Novel art = ?
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(Wis State Journal)
 
 
 
Boring news day: What's the difference between dishwasher detergent, laundry detergent and dish soap?
source: host.madison.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Man robbed and shot in Garfield Park. Odie humanity
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(fox 8)
 
 
 
The smugglers are creative, yet dumb. (Slideshow)
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(la weekly)
 
 
 
Physician who would speed walk 20 miles every day while reading the paper is dead at age 58. Oh that's really encouraging
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
BP has been cleared of any negligence in the Gulf oil spill by an investigation....launched by BP
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(On The John)
 
 
 
Man about to have his house lost to foreclosure does the absolute sane, not crazy at all thing: offers to light his car on fire if he can raise enough money to save his house
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It just got tougher to have sex with your teacher in Alabama
source: ledger-enquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
After spilling a couple hundred thousand gallons of oil into the gulf, BP reports loss. Just kidding, they are expected to report a profit of $1.39 a share
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Our galaxy is starting to look more and more like Star Trek's vision, except for that whole warp-drive thing
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
You know how police are always saying you should comply with the demands of criminals and thugs? About that
source: wnd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop these pipeline pyrotechnics
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Usually when spies are caught, their government is embarassed and tries to pretend they never existed. Vladimir "clanking" Putin, on the other hand pays them a televised visit and leads them in a rousing sing-along of old KGB songs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The $20 billion dollar fund set up by BP to compensate spill victims has sounded like a ringing dinner bell to every grifter, traveller, and long-con man in the lower 48
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Things you never thought you'd read in a British tabloid: "We made no attempt to check the accuracy of the story before publication"
source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
The real story behind big butter Jesus. Apparently it wasn't intended as a joke
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(The Daily Record)
 
 
 
Bad: Electro-Shock therapy. Good: Therapeutic Brain Stimulation. Fark: Same thing, different name
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Judge orders feuding neighbors to hold potluck dinners with each other once a month. Fark headline two months from now: Neighbor killed in feud over potluck dinner
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
I'll have a medium rare steak and my dog would like the chicken
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Convicted murderer on death row has less than a month to live and can't get anyone to listen to him, so he gets instant attention by pleading his case...on youtube
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Tony Hayward is expected to announce his resignation as CEO of BP within the next 24 hours. Subby hopes he can get on with his life. In hell
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama bingo losers sue to get their money back based on 158-year-old state law
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Proof that ex-girlfriends never forget you, even if you move out of state...especially psycho drunk ones
source: chronicle.northcoastnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Town celebrates 25 years of "Stand By Me," complete with blueberry pie-eating contest and return of the dead body
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth II is making her pictures available on Flickr. Next thing you she will be friending you on Facebook and submitting links to Fark
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That "stabbing" at Comic Con was just a scuffle between friends, and no one was stabbed in the eye, just scratched on the eye. So, basically, the internet blew things out of proportion, which has never happened before
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
10 ways to tell if someone is lying to you. Geez. You'd think the pants on fire would be a dead give away
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fake nun is actually part of an unholy rape clan. I said, unholy rape clan (tap, tap) - is this thing on?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Put down the buckets of mashed coconut cream and step away from your nuts"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Want to see the longest tongue in the US? I didn't either, but still, I clicked
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop this leapin' demon
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Clothing store to start selling 'plus size' outfits for big-boned 3-year-olds
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Slow news day: Grass grows when watered. W/before and after pics
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Sat July 24, 2010
(CNN)
 
 
 
Delhi dam breaks. Why is it that India is always having shiat like this happen? Wait - Delhi, Iowa? Oh fark
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(Zombocom)
 
 
 
The only limit is yourself
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flood-control function
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Rest in Greenpeace
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Iran seeks to master nuclear fusion after failing to master Photoshop
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
I Want You to Need Me, so If You Asked Me To, I'd approve your half million gallon personal water park, and I wouldn't Think Twice; but now A New Day Has Come, and The Reason that I am out of a job is The Power of Love
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Love hurts ... 10, kills 15
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iran has 100 boats for every ship we have. The terrorists have won the photoshop contest
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Kings Of Leon walk offstage after just three songs during St. Louis concert. Reason: A bird pooped in bassist Jared Followill's mouth
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Today's episode of "Not Bloody Likely, Old Chap", brought to you by North Korea, which warns of "retaliatory sacred war" (nukes) if the US and South Korea hold joint naval exercises this weekend
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
You're a traffic cop and you come across a young woman trying to fix a flat tire on her car. Do you: c) give her a parking ticket?
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(BP tried to pull a fast one)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Photoshop of the BP command center
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Vitaminwater Isn't
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(Ancient City Drama Watch)
 
 
 
After weeks of legal wrangling, court proceedings, media converage and public outrage, Cyrus has been spared from death row and is released. Tag on the left explains it all
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(Some Guns)
 
 
 
Gun sculpture that vaguely resembles "The Borg" faces censorship at UN
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Iran aims to send man into space by 2019. Isn't it cute how they think they are still going to exist by then?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
French fries in Germany could be significantly shorter this year due to the heatwave that has baked Germany and much of Europe this month. "The French fries industry and consumers will have to brace themselves for shorter fries"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The 10 happiest countries on Earth. Your country is overworked, overweight, and polluted
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DC School System trying a radical, new, never before tried, idea to improve their schools: firing bad teachers
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You cut down trees / you build canoes / you learn to throw an ax - it's lumberjack camp, and that's okay
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Thin woman bumped from flight to allow fatty to have two seats. DoubleFail: 14 year old fatty
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Amnesiac found in the middle of a Scottish highway has police baffled. He had no ID, £12 in cash, a lighter and cigarettes. Police will not comment on whether or not he is covered in tattoos instructing him to avenge the death of his wife
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(AlphaGalileo)
 
 
 
Google funds search for ancient texts online, some of which may date back as far as 1969
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(IndiaVision)
 
 
 
Jian Li, 18, is the woman to beat - the teen holds the title of Australia's Fastest Texter
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Then they came for the Canada geese, and that was okay because they're rats with feathers who shiat all over everything and cause plane crashes and the only people who like them are dipshiat city folk who feed them donuts
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Paper and pencil? Why, in my day we had to hammer and chisel our doodles into hard rock, and we were thankful for it
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Decaying post-industrial tough guy Pittsfield, Massachusetts is trying to save itself by discovering its sensitive, artistic side. Not that there's anything wrong with that
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(BBC)
 
 
 
♫ Ah, for just one time I would take the Northwest Passage: ♫ To find the hand of Franklin reaching for the Beaufort Sea ♫
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Curses, foiled again
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Latest target of the nanny state? Taking pictures of your baby's ultrasound
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apple, a special needs kitty, is adopted and now lives a Stern life of luxury...just in time for Caturday
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Canadian F-18 crashes practicing for airshow, with HOLY shiat last-second ejection photos
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop these miniature bikers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man hits another man with a tree branch for making a 'yo mamma' joke. Yo mamma so fat, kids gather under her belly for shade in the summer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We're running out of tubes for the internets. EVERYBODY PANIC
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Vegan busted after torching Colorado sheepskin firm. Looks like your typical liberal with Vegan tat neck and ultra cool face tats
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Explosive found in port-a-potty prompts evacuated homes, businesses, bowels
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man builds home-made plane - an awesome little Fokker
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(Talanei.com)
 
 
 
Under the laws of American Samoa, police aren't allowed to carry guns. Since you're reading this on Fark, you know it won't end well (also see first post for more info)
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
16 year-old takes firetruck for midnight joyride, complete with lights and sirens. Of course alcohol was a factor
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Pet store hosts 'Bring In Your Rottweiler' promotion, face-eating hilarity ensues
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(ITG: TNG)
 
 
 
Remember the 'Internet Tough Guy' photo of a huge glasses-wearing geek sitting at a computer smoking a cigarette? Well, here he is as an adult. No, really
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The Shah of Iran's ridiculous car collection is now the National Car Museum of Iran, because that's what Iran needs, a national car museum
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Shelter mistakes woman's Kennel Club-registered dog for a coyote, does the sensible thing and releases it into the wild next to a Home Depot
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Fri July 23, 2010
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man dining at restaurant with friend chokes to death while paramedic stays outside because he felt the 66 year-old friend seemed "aggressive"
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Midas store posts customers name on sign, demands "Pay Your Bill Now" How's that for an economic indicator
source: wgal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this measuring man
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Hide your daughters, Bratz are coming back
source: blogs.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Job Opening: Mayor for small town, less than 40,000 residents (17% below poverty level), salary $787,637/yr
source: comcast.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Using small words, scientists patiently explain to worried journalists that even Hurricane Katrina couldn't loosen the Deepwater oil cap, given that it's under 5,000 feet of water
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
7.3 / 5.4 / 7.4 / 7.4 Four earthquakes in an hour rock the Phillipines. Details shaking out
source: wireupdate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
(TFer) Phil Plait's Bad Universe, no donut
source: blogs.discovermagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
He told you not to take his stapler. Now he fires off this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(WDRB Fox 41)
 
 
 
As the Vehicle Maintenance Director for Jeffersonville, Indiana, it's Mike Drury's job to protect the safety of motorists. That's why one of his first acts was to be arrested for DUI and get himself off the roadway
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The White House predicts we'll have a record $1.47 trillion deficit this year. So we got that going for us
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Does a bear drive in the woods?
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Solar-powered 'Eternal plane' returns to Earth and makes history after a two-week-long non-stop flight
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Slow news day: Dog eats corn behind owner's back
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Don't drop the anchor to your three-story, 145-foot luxury yacht onto one of the most magnificent and fragile reefs in the world
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(CTV)
 
 
 
Beer bomb blasts BC, brewery blames breach
source: ctvbc.ctv.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"I think it was this natural reaction: here's this dog, and he's just looking up, and she's giving the [Communion] wafers to people and she just gave one to him." Surprisingly, someone has a problem with this
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Saturday is National Tequila Day. In other news, Fark braces for rash of 'Florida', 'Dumbass' and 'Fail' submissions on Sunday
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Officials believe worker missing at a composting facility now mulch ado about nothing
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(azfamily.com)
 
 
 
A lake is draining unexpectedly in your city and fish left behind are dead or dying. What do you do? Bring in a hungry alligator, of course (w/ pics)
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart wants to put tracking devices in your underwear
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(Some Traditional Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this queue
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nixon won't have Daniel Schorr to kick around any more
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Lawyers handling the colossal BP litigation dismayed to find that it will be held in...Boise, Idaho. "It doesn't even have a five-star hotel"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Family cooking french fries burn their home down in a grease fire. Although the house is a total loss, the residents were able to waddle to safety
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(Some Nail Guy)
 
 
 
♫ Our house... in the middle of our eight-lane highway ♫
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Deepwater Horizon management was so focused on the health and welfare of workers, they disabled the combustible gas alarms to prevent false alarms from interfering with a full night's sleep
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texans wonder if they executed an innocent man. They don't actually care, they're just wondering
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
You know if Obama's kids are babysitting your kids, your house is the safest house on the block
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The password to over half of social network users' accounts is eight zeros. Just kidding, that was the access code to U.S. nuke arsenal for a decade
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(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Apparently, you can't claim your home is an Indian reservation in order to avoid local zoning laws
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pic-a-nic baskets no longer safe
source: thechronicleherald.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Pentagon investigation shows that Big Brother is busy watching little brother
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Something old, something new, something borrowed, something that smells like a rotting corpse
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Father is suing his son over stealing his Cubs season tickets. You'd think he'd thank him instead
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Ever wonder where your keys go while you're relaxing in the tanning bed? This salon-owning ginger can tell you after he gets out of jail
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(Life.com)
 
 
 
"Well, honey, we've finally found a place of true beauty, where we can escape the modern world and feel a deep connection to ... aw crap, there's Susan Sarandon"
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Mother of the Year Candidate driving with her 3 year-old rams a rival's car, killing the rival. Bonus: Feud started on Facebook
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Caption this picture of a woman in a manhole
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG's Friday photo fun. What will these guys kick you ass with? Contest ends at 6pm Eastern
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KFAB)
 
 
 
I'll take an orange push-up, a bomb-pop, and a creamsicle. Oh, and I'd also like all your cash and the ice cream truck
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
India unveils prototype of $35 tablet computer, sets up customer service center in the U.S
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Hailstorm in July, with unbelievable pic
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Getting your name removed from a sex offenders database is virtually impossible even if you are innocent
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The fascists in charge of the Boston public transport system are requiring their operators to have valid driver's licenses now. This explains a lot to and about Bostonians
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tropical Storm Bonnie moving toward oil spill, could bring a total eclipse of the coast
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Benefit auctions for Puggysmom and Argh_Dammit, details in thread
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Not content with PBR and skinny jeans, ironic hipsters attempting to revive the popularity of the cassette tape
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
The Barefoot Bandit only wanted his mother to 'stop drinking and smoking, get a job and have food in the house.' She told him how to escape to a country without extradition treaties, instead
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Best Korea offers to help U.S. and South Korea improve the realism in their upcoming war-games
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You ladies better keep your legs together or you will end up like your friend, just look at those saggy tits
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(WSB-TV)
 
 
 
Woman shot at Little Caesar's restaurant is in stable condition, confirming that she did not eat any of their pizza
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(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
Maine police say the creepy old man that was with a little girl looking for a secluded camping spot was doing nothing wrong
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(Halifax Herald)
 
 
 
One minute you're driving your motorized cooler down the sidewalk and then someone has to come along and... Whoa, wait a minute. Motorized cooler? Awesome
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
State decrees beach lifeguard station's upper floor must be handicapped-accessible for quadriplegic lifeguards
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 20 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of thirty miles..Your fugitive's name is Bessie the Cow, go get her"
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(Some People)
 
 
 
Photoshop this prep
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's better than casual Fridays at the office? Lazy Fridays at the office. "The Friday early head-to-the-pub is almost the unwritten rule"
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
What happens when a bunch of firefighters get together for a convention? Apparently they pull fire alarms for fun like an unloved 12 year old
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Your lack of funds disturbs me
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Cop apologizes for being caught on tape pushing disabled woman to ground
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(KPTV)
 
 
 
Logs run amok, crush truck cab, killing man. This is what happens when you don't let the lumber jack off
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(I'm a Loser Dept)
 
 
 
After the cops let you walk from the first bank robbery you confess to, locking your keys in the car during the second robbery is just pressing your luck
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(koco.com)
 
 
 
Oklahoma McDonalds restaurant robbed by a woman wearing men's underwear on her head. Cops in hot pursuit of the vehicle after getting a good look at the skid marks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this chinless character
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(Chron)
 
 
 
My Bonnie forms over the ocean
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Thu July 22, 2010
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ric Romero notes that oilspill has harmed Gulf tourism income; water wet, oily
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Surprise ... a lawyer is trolling for dollars
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As Lindsay Lohan heads to jail, other famous faces who've had mugshots. Bonus: Not a slideshow
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Comic-Con 2010: A bunch of geeks that no one likes wondering if they're getting too popular
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
BP well cap to stay on during upcoming hurricane, they hope
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Ambassador Snooki
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Simon Cowell sued for being Simon Cowell
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
This article on ADHD is--well actually I didn't read it. Hey, wanna go ride bikes?
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Police protect local citizens from dangerous weather balloon
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(Life.com)
 
 
 
Having tea with Queen Elizabeth II. What, you weren't invited?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man dressed as a woman caught having sex with man's best friend, after man's best friend escaped from a woman, to chase after the man, dressed as a woman
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
If you're going to dine-and-dash, remember to take your purse with you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh Good. Don't Ask, Don't Tell gets yet another soldier we desperately need, who is fluent in Arabic, discharged. God Bless America
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
City figures out how to get rid of some nuisance geese and feed the homeless at the same time
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(Weather Underground)
 
 
 
The coolest photo of a double rainbow with lightning as the backdrop you'll see today
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(courierpress.com)
 
 
 
Hey, man, is that felon rock? Yeah, man. WELL TURN IT UP, MAN
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Huge block of ice falls from sky and smashes couple flat. Er, smashes couple's house. Sorry, I don't speak British
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
To show support for Arizona's illegal immigration law, people cover up a community mural featuring Martin Luther King Jr. and Cesar Chavez with whitepaint
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Africa gripped by child-witch hysteria. How do they know she's a witch?
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop these marching band members
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Focus on the Family is now focusing on Facebook
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you've got a ton of kiddie porn on your laptop, you might want to hide it in an encrypted folder instead of making it a screensaver. With mug shot that says it all
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Search resumes for climber that fell off a cliff. Here's a hint: Start at the bottom and work your way up
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Doctors mistake multiple organ failure and four heart attacks for...tiredness
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
It's not bestiality, its interspecies erotica, and she was ASKING for it
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Christian activists complain that ordinance that bans discrimination against gays discriminates against Christians right to discriminate against gays...or something like that. You read it, subby's head hurts
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(Universal Hub)
 
 
 
You know you're as pathetic as you thought when your suicide attempt results in "cuts and bruises" ... after jumping in front of a train
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(Chromicle Herald)
 
 
 
Man arrested after masturbation complaint. Wow, he must have really been bad at it
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dog that bit off 3-year-old girl's ear deemed "potentially dangerous"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Although skateboarders are defined as pedestrians, police say they could be charged with careless driving or failing to keep left" - especially when exceeding 56mph
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
$2 mil for a wedding? Over/Under they'll be divorced in 3 years?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Airline passengers are becoming more rude. Gee, I wonder why
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Despite having a diabolical plan involving bribing a border guard with $20, the epic D-bag who threatened the creators of "South Park" gets arrested for trying really, really hard to be a terrorist before even getting on the plane
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Big Man in the Big House after Big Brawl with family member. Fark: family member is a 6-week-old baby
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(Winnipeg Free Press)
 
 
 
Man repeatedly calls 911, demands police return Jets to Winnipeg
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(Voodoo PC Founder)
 
 
 
The reason Microsoft decided not to allow PC gamers to take on Xbox gamers? "The console players got destroyed everytime"
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
I guess after they get done cutting into your lower back and fishing the electrodes up to the base of your skull you really don't notice the headache pain anymore
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(Neatorama)
 
 
 
10 things you didn't know about Ghostbusters
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Dear Abby does not watch enough porn, misses the chance to give the best advice ever
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Typically, I medicate myself to deal with my kids, but whatever
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dick reports that beat cops catch meat thieves. Also reports trucks that fit in cars now exist
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Time to reverse the theory that eating high amounts of protein and low amounts of carbohydrate promote weight loss. Now eating protein is the cause of weight gain. Next up, just stop eating altogether to lose weight
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Tutu: Tata
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bad: You're fooling around with a married woman. Worse: The two of you fall off a balcony. Fark: And end up at the same hospital as her husband
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Some women light scented candles. Some like plug-in deodorizers. And some keep open cans of gasoline "because they like the smell"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
37 states investigating Google Street View, because "...every citizen has a right to privacy as they're walking down the street"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Court rules that fake profiles on dating websites are illegal. Alcohol sales expected to double
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Good news for those of you who have always wanted to drink 110-proof beer out of a dead stoat
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(Some Leporiphobe)
 
 
 
German court throws out the case brought by a teacher who's met the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog against one of her students for drawing a bunny
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? Uh, sneaking up behind him and pulling his tail, jackass
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline: Man arrested with own handcuffs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Antarctic octopuses found with cold-resistant venom. It's not sharks with lasers on their heads, but it's something
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Newark mayor fires the first shot in the 2010 War on Christmas
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
IMF tells Haiti not to worry about that $268 million they owe them. Relieved Haitians emerge from their rubble hovels to thank the IMF ssaying they'd been worried sick about not being able to pay back those uber-wealthy bankers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
180-pound woman tries to take bank bag from 98-pound woman. 98-pound woman beats her up, chases her when she runs. Then it gets bad-ass
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Actual Houston police report: "The suspect hit the officer's fist with his head"
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
This "Modern Claddagh Ring" Looks Strangely Familiar
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"It's going to feel great signing my name Buzz Lightyear and introducing myself to people at parties"
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(Life.com)
 
 
 
Remember when Benetton used a harrowing photograph of young Ohio man dying of AIDS in an ad campaign to sell their crappy t-shirts, and people everywhere freaked out about it? Yeah, well, brace yourself
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Tonight, the Academy honors Gloria Stuart, the old lady from Titanic who recently turned 100. With a "You definitely would've hit it back in the day" pic
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bicycle thief steals iPhone from woman who was demoing real time GPS tracking software
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Don't celebrate your 23rd birthday by getting drunk and then trying to slap a moving train
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(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
Nine of the 10 women picked up in a Clearwater prostitution sting are likely the nastiest women you will ever see
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(AFP)
 
 
 
North Korea condemns the United States. This headline should really be made into a macro
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Twilight" has done to feminism what M. Night Shyamalan has done to the prospect of "The Last Airbender" sequels
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(WMUR)
 
 
 
You're an 18 year-old homeless burglar who gets busted by the homeowner, QUICK - you say A) Which way to your daughter's bedroom? B) I'm practicing to be homeful; C) I'm an off-duty state trooper. (With unconvincing photo.)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
♫Working at the Cow Wash ♪ Working at the Cow Wash yeah...♫
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Doctor Romero discovers a problem with the Body Mass Index
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(CNN)
 
 
 
British archaeologists studying Stonehenge discover a second "Woodhenge." Strawhenge, porcine building crew, and large antagonistic lupines still a mystery
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Careless beaver blamed for highway flooding. Period
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Boston Fark Party this Saturday at 8 PM - Come for the beer, stay for the alts
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Come on Firecane
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(Thunder Bay Chronicle-Journal)
 
 
 
Not News: Man asks woman to wed. News: While he's in different country. Fark: He does it by postcard, she's with him when he sends it, and he gets the address wrong
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(SoonerPoll.com)
 
 
 
Most Oklahomans think Miss Oklahoma lost the pageant because of her immigration answer
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Not every story has Mexican hit men hired by Wal-Mart, the Samoan mafia, an exotic dancer from Guam, her love child and a fearful farm family from Granite Falls, but this one does
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Neighbors join together clean the riff-raff out of a park and beautify it with new flowers and trees. So of course some knucklehead decides to use the park for training his pit bulls to fight
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this girder guy
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Church roof collapses for no discernable reason at all. WHERE IS YOUR STRUCTURAL ENGINEER NOW
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Man shoots wife with toilet paper -- that's just how he rolls
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Baseball player's arm to be reattached after spending three years in Iowa
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
One 50 pound jellyfish the size of a trash can cover stings 150 people in New Hampshire. In other news, get ready for the next SyFy original movie: OctoJellypus
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Thailand to use imported wasps to kill non-native insects that threaten crops. To be followed by snakes that eat the wasps, gorillas that eat the snakes, winter
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Painters at greater risk of bladder cancer. That's gotta piss 'em off
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Headline today: Oil companies pony up $1 billion to develop spill rapid response systems. Future Headline: Oil companies send Coast Guard a couple hastily cobbled-together PowerPoint decks, 50 bags of sawdust, say it's the best they can do
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: When pixels attack
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 272: "These Foolish Games" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed July 21, 2010
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Couple so upset when their £1.6m dream home in the country with tennis court, pool and hot tub is blighted by their neighbors building a road overlooking the property they do the obvious: sue the previous owners
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(BBC)
 
 
 
British Prime Minister demonstrates that his knowledge of history is the same as the average American's knowledge of geography
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boy fascinated with fish drowns in garden pond. Act of Cod suspected
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Turns out there's another oil spill going on, this time in China, and there are some astonishing pictures of a rescue attempt to save a man drowning in oil
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Give me all your money....with sprinkles
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(AOL News)
 
 
 
Grand Theft Amish (now with mugshot goodness)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bed bugs becoming a national epidemic on account of your mom's cross country summer trip
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cutest pictures you'll see today of a polar bear eating watermelon
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(14wfie.com)
 
 
 
Fark Mother of the Year contender arrested for just trying to get away without her lousy kids for once
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The Gulf of Mexico will probably bounce back a lot quicker than people think
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Forget global warming, looks like big definitely not-gay Al is more into global stiffies: "He pointed at his erect penis and ordered her, 'Take care of THIS.'"
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(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
Axe Cop and Dr. McNinja team-up. If that made any sense to you, congratulations, you officially spend way too much time on the internet
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
A transient, a six-pack, a shuttered saloon and a dream
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New lawsuit alleges drugs, sex and homophobia (but no lupus) on the set of HOUSE
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this delay of game
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Caption this intense gaming moment
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Career Justice Department prosecutor will file no charges in the Bush administration's firing of U.S. attorneys
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Palestinian man gets 18 months in jail for trying to pass his meat off as kosher
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Is there anything cuter than when a family finds an abandoned baby skunk and they take it home and feed it and love it and raise it and then it turns out it has rabies and the entire family and the pet dog were exposed to it?
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(Some Bear)
 
 
 
Bear gets head trapped in jar, no longer has any use for pic-a-nic baskets
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Taking photos in a public place is perfectly legal, so tell that cop or minimum-wage security guard to go hassle those skaters over at the park instead
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Parents of snowflake that strained his shoulder playing tee ball want the school to ban the game all together. Fark: The kid is 14 years old
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Think twice before you take your girl to that romantic comedy she wants to see, as it may destroy your relationship
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"It's safe for humans ... I've tried it myself," adding, perhaps diplomatically, that doggie ice-cream tasted "different"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
High School that cancelled lesbian teen's prom just paid for her college
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Airport border guards deny woman's strip search allegations. Includes you'd ask for a strip search too pic
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(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
Teen love triangle murder trial delayed so one of the chicks can put makeup on
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New York City "overcome by heat and inertia," just like your mom
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
40ft whale jumps and lands on 30ft yacht. You bet there's pictures
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(northjersey)
 
 
 
Tighty-whities not "quite the treasures of Tutankhamun"
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Australia bans gay zombie porn
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hollywood teamsters may go on strike. Producers will know it's happening when the napping fat guy is covered by a strike sign
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(Google)
 
 
 
Clinton announces new US sanctions against North Korea, fails to realize the caloric content of strongly worded letters can sustain 10,000 North Korean soldiers for a year
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In the "They Can't Be Serious" files: Doctors tell 5-year-old cancer patient he is too fat after gaining 2 pounds from chemotherapy
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ex-Romanian dictator Ceausescu, wife are exhumed. Re-internment with ash stakes yet to be scheduled
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An Oregon man is accused of attacking ATMs with an axe, asking if they read Sutter Cane
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bank Robber "wearing a motorcycle half way on his head" - "fired a round of shots into the ceiling," and that's as far as subby got before his head asploded
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Race card so overplayed that it no longer has much of an effect
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Brett Farve knows Farve can't Farving make Farve understand what the Farve Farve is Farving about
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
"People are amazed that with something as simple and inexpensive as a Sharpie, you can decorate a whole basement" Yes it's a repeat I just like making this old article top the popular links section on my hometown newspaper -Drew
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Billionaire pedophile goes free, after misunderstanding the "cars for kids" charity campaign
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Oakland is one step away from permitting large-scale pot farms, which may go a long way toward helping their riot problems
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Having your wedding the same day and same place as Chelsea's? Sucks to be you
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(WMTW.com)
 
 
 
What's black and white and stuck in a lobster trap?
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(620wtmj.com)
 
 
 
The guy who said "The post-game show is brought to you by...Christ, I can't find it. To hell with it." returns to the real broadcast booth
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GOP now says it didn't mean all that stuff about unemployment benefits making people lazy bums, they were just worried about paying for it by adding to the deficit-you know like they did the other two times during the Bush years
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Chinese object to sculpture since it seems to imply that violence against Tibetan nuns is somehow wrong
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Happy birthday, Ernest Hemingway, whose writing style would never have allowed for a headline short enough for a Fark greenlight
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(Some proselytute)
 
 
 
India expels 3 for 'Illegaly proselytizing' and converting 3 Muslims. Is it legal to convert them back?
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(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
What can monkeys, porn, and celebrities teach us about autism?
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Our pies are healthy. I've lived on them for seven and a half years," says weird naked pie man who refuses to accept low food grading. Includes picture of perfect health
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Blind KC couple get newborn back after 57 days; at least, that is what they told them
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Fortunately for police, the Oakland sniper appears to be a bad shot
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(The Argus)
 
 
 
Police hunting a flasher who's been hanging poster-sized photos of his junk around a sleepy Sussex town. "If this is a self-portrait, the artist won't be in a hurry to be identified"
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(Albany Times Union)
 
 
 
Shoot someone invading your home? You're free to go. Tackle them and hold them until the police come? Thats an arresting
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CA police say the heavily armed man they captured over the weekend after 12-minute gunbattle had been planning an attack on ACLU headquarters because of his dislike of their leftist bent. Unclear at this time what his Fark handle is
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Man jailed for assaulting ex with poutine - guess where this story hails from
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Obama is known for giving crappy gifts to British officials, so David Cameron returns the favor
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
British drinks company announces new Lady Gaga flavored tea. Early taste testers apparently calling it "a bit too salty"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why the media portrays protesters as misguided, violent thugs: Because that's what they are
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN is running a story about the 'death of the (music) CD"... when is the last time you actually bought one? (LGT story)
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Senate voting today to extend unemployment benefits. Democrats say the unemployment benefits are necessary for those currently out of work and those who will lose their jobs--like Democrats in November
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Def Leppard to take a year off, presumably to take up juggling
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"They broke in, shat on the floor, painted and destroyed my home an belongings, as well they microwaved my Gecko." "those cute things on the commercials?" "I think you're missing the point, your honour"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It turns out that kids who are "bullied" into suicide may not be innocent, beautiful, lovely children who have never done anything wrong to anyone ever
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Republican lawmakers warned to stay away from flirtatious female lobbyists. But male lobbyists are still fair game, amirite?
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Q: How can you tell a city is facing a budget crisis? A: Click left
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(CNN)
 
 
 
History of a relationship so special it rides the short bus. Finally, the destructive power of Rick Astley is acknowledged
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(South Africa)
 
 
 
Photoshop this barber shop
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Problem: Budget cutbacks leave too few guards to man prison gun towers. Solution: put a guard hat on a soccer ball and stick in the tower, the prisoners will never know the difference
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
70 year old beats intruder with cane. Claims, "They're just lucky I didn't have a gun." Fark needs a "hardcore" tag
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dam explodes in Tempe, Arizona. Please take all the dam pictures you want, but the dam guide has cancelled the dam tour. Any dam question?
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Not news: Man sues over hearing loss. News: Caused by rodent removal. Fark: Rodent removal using explosives
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A Memphis embalmer is auctioning autopsy instruments used on Elvis Presley. Included are forceps, rubber gloves, piano and stool sample
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Rarely does an entire town want you off of their lawn. This is one of those times
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Doesn't it just make your day when an IRS agent pleads guilty for owing back taxes
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The fat lady has sung for man accused of killing opera singers
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(AccessAtlanta)
 
 
 
Fart jokes the freshest angle at getting young boys to read. Smells like...victory
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this foliage
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
30 hurt, now in purgatory side-flash as plane en route to Los Angeles is forced to land in Denver after major turbulence
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Tue July 20, 2010
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Hillary Clinton's New Hairstyle: 'Do Or Don't?" How bad can it be? *click* SWEET ERUCTATING CTHULHU ON A PIMPED-OUT POGO STICK
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
'Dude, really, I'm not a prostitute'
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(Time)
 
 
 
Forcing teen pot smokers to go to rehab may cure them. Or it could make things ten times worse once they're exposed to other teens who have real drug problems
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dead penguins washing ashore on Brazil's beaches. Well, at least they have on proper funeral attire
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
It's hard to take a shooter seriously when he's wearing a t-shirt with a giraffe on it in his mugshot
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop these soccer playing Shaolin students
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(WOODtv.com)
 
 
 
No longer satisfied with circling above and waiting, vultures now actively targeting motorcyclists
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China denies that it has surpassed the United States as the world's top energy consumer, claiming that the data is tainted. Presumably with lead, chromium, melamine, sulfur, etc
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ric Romero asks, "would you pay $33,000 for a mattress?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
German Nazis are still killing citizens to this day with secret poison gas factories
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Do not ask your flight attendant if they will be serving a meal, otherwise two armed police officers will escort you off the plane
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you'll direct your attention to the forward part of the cabin, my associate will demonstrate our flight safety procedures while I steal your wallets and purses
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
You know you're doing something wrong when the best looking picture of you for the last 5 years is your mug shot
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
To cope with your depression, do you: A) Drink? B) Do drugs? C) Call up the local federal courthouse and make fake bomb threats?
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
I don't know what the hell an Aaron Biber is, but it plead guilty to having sex with a 15 year old boy dressed like Hitler
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Guy shoots another man at a party for mocking his bottle of Nuvo vodka. "The bottle looked like a lipstick cap, indicating that he is or was a homosexual, which made him upset"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A third of men are scared to be in the car when their wives are driving, and two thirds of men fill in surveys with their wives next to them
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(WCBS 880)
 
 
 
Finally, something for those guys who say they read Playboy for the articles: a chance to prove it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Unless your name is Wile E. Coyote, don't put four gallons of methanol in a 55-gallon barrel, ignite it, and expect to ride it across a parking lot like a rocket
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Just what kind of a clone did you expect for forty dollars anyway?
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(KIDK)
 
 
 
Having Solved ALL other crime - Rexburg Police stop "epic water fight"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
BP shot a load of toxic chemicals into the Deepwater Horizon well to get around waste disposal laws, but it's not something they've ever done before. No, really
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton to return to DMZ to show unity with South Korea, look for more hot news chicks who need rescuing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New British PM will visit the US to discuss BP, the release of the Lockerbie bomber, and the British insistence that baked beans over toast is a valid breakfast dish
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Usama bin Laden's son lets us know that he's single now and wants to marry Drew Barrymore. This John Hinckley bit would have been better news during the Bush years
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Hamid Karzai wants Afghanistan to control its own security by 2014, which means American forces should be out by 2020 and won't have to go back again for 3, maybe 4 years
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Reporter: "Mr. Mayor, Mr. Mayor Did you gang rape a girl in 1948?" Mayor: "Welcome to Fisticuffs, population: you and me"
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Baltimore police say they can't focus on more than one crime at a time. Baltimore citizens claim it's not even that many
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Man caught, on security camera, Trying to steal security camera. You're doing it wrong
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(CNN)
 
 
 
South America experiencing worst Global Warming since Children's Blizzard of 1888
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest picture you will see all day. Bonus, the dumbest person you will see this hour (not including trips to the bathroom or other places with mirrors)
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(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Rule one when pretending to have cerebral palsy to fraudulently claim benefits: Don't enter any table tennis contests
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
It looks like the ideology of "political correctness" is now giving way to "frequent asskickings"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The good news is that the 3 year old wasn't able to injure anyone else one the plane
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Trying to get ahead of traffic by blocking the street with a truck full of body parts? If it's towed, it'll cost you an arm and a leg to get it back, so hopefully you're keeping an eye and an ear out for the cops
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK to "simplify" tax law. Line 1: "How much do you make?" Line 2: "Send it to us"
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(Heywood Jablomie)
 
 
 
Apple finds woman's name inappropriate and won't schedule iPhone service appointment. Hugh Jorgan unavailable for comment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's not good for M. Night Shyamalan when audiences starting mocking his movie trailers. "The screen showed, 'From the mind of M. Night Shyamalan.' Then everyone erupted in laughter."
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Heat and humidity got you down? Head on over to Sears, where it's Christmastime already
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(WSBT.com)
 
 
 
Slow news day: Stray cat seen in empty lot. Cat is a mixed breed. No one has been harmed by the cat. With video of said cat
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(indystar.com)
 
 
 
Don't worry Sir, your construction materials have arrived, so we're going to start building your house. Your house of giant SPIDERS
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Someone hates Arizona: "Drug corridor of the world," "Our nation's kidnapping capital," with "bodies in the desert either buried or just lying out there that have been beheaded." And that's just the governor
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tensions are high as recent revelations suggest Iran has been sharing their most powerful military technology with BP
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
5 world changing decisions made for ridiculous reasons
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Elderly man asks the A/C repairman if the punk was feeling lucky
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Those wacky British road painters strike again. This time instead of painting around the obstruction, they hoist a woman's car up to paint the lines underneath it, then give her a parking ticket
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(Wired)
 
 
 
On this day, 41 years ago, some dude walked on the moon. Yea, sure
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Parachuting donkey shocks Russian beachgoers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a move that shows pure class, NBC won't televise Conan's Emmy nomination category
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
US citizen, who had never been in trouble with the law or even left the country, put on No-Fly list and forced to live in a sleaze-ball Cairo hotel for 2 months on his way home. FARK: And now the Govt is making him pay the hotel bill
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
To get around anti-discrimantion laws, bars are dropping ladies' nights and replacing them with "Shaved Legs" night and "High Heel" night
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
When states don't require party registration, it's pretty easy to mess with candidates
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Defenders of AZ's immigration law point to Rhode Island's tough laws as a model but there are key difference between the two, such as the fact that RI's law wasn't introduced by a white supremacist
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
It's official: Allah won't smite Muslims who drink weasel poo coffee
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
When deciding to lead a life of crime, it's probably better to NOT have hair that sticks out --- literally
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(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
Beer cooler credited with saving two men from drowning in the Chesapeake Bay, proof that drinking while fishing is a must
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