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Sun July 11, 2010
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police don't know if they should blame the man's death on an electric blanket, smoking cigarettes, or yoga
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All this airspace is yours, except Europe. Attempt no landings there
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(CBS3.com)
 
 
 
Man uses Gap bag to try and look at Gap
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Church ministry repairs bicycles every weekend until they are two-tired
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
1) Propose having an affair with woman, 2) Agree to find parking for her car, 3) Free car
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Doctor to teenager: "The good news is that I was wrong and you aren't pregnant. The bad news is you have a brain infection and I have to bore a hole in your skull or you'll die"
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(Foobies)
 
 
 
Swastika art triggers an outcry in Poland. I don't know they would have a problem with art titled "NaziSexyMouse". It's so cute
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(Business News)
 
 
 
Worker crushed to death when pallets of vodka sauce farfalle on her
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
LAPD to train Afghan police force. Afghan police now understand how to properly let looters burn half the city after the local team wins a world championship
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(Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
When a teacher sends 8,000 text messages to his underage student that's a pretty good indication she's clapping his erasers
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(KBS Radio)
 
 
 
18-year old female and male each expected to eat 50 hard-boiled eggs in one hour
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(GTownTimes)
 
 
 
Missing your dog? Do you: a) look for the dog, b) post "Lost Dog" notices on telephone poles, c) hit your husband in the head with a candle and throw a cat on him
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Imagine a raptor. Got the image in your head? Well you're wrong. Here's six things from history everyone pictures incorrectly
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Why do a majority of Americans oppose the Estate Tax? Some science dude has gone about doing a study on it, and finds out the reason: Americans don't know what the heck it is and thinks it applies to everyone
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Coroner praises a man who urinated on a crashed gyrocopter to stop it from bursting into flames
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Loser: 19 year old steals DC Metrobus for a high speed joyride before crashing. Winner: He follows the designated route, stops for passengers and collects fares
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Every school should have a useless teacher"
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(The Post & Email)
 
 
 
It makes no sense to mount an expensive legal defense when Governor Brewer could simply ask Obama "By what authority" his Department of Justice is suing her state and naming her as a defendant
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
President Obama leaves this week for his third vacation since declaring he would not rest till the oil leak is stopped, the clean up is complete and the Gulf Coast back to normal
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
66-year-old Japanese woman breaks student's nose for refusing to give her his seat. Bonus: it wasn't her first offense
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bow before Paul the Omniscient. All hail the Socctopus. Spain wins their first World Cup
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(Some Tfc)
 
 
 
And now, the Periodic Table of Swearing. (Not safe for work Language)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bahamian authorities finally find missing white American teenager
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(Some Redirected Rays)
 
 
 
Photoshop this solar stove
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Most Trusted Puppets in News - it has come to this
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Haiti Hospitals are struggling with recovery. In other news, Haiti still has a hospital
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Jehovah's Witnesses are working hard to curb the flow of immigrants into the United States
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
City of Dearborn gives Miss USA Rima Fakih the Key to the City; she politely asks if she can have a key to a better city
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
When you're a white woman, and you keep getting arrested at the border crossing after being mistaken for a black man. It just might be time for a makeover
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
"Being born in mediæval Europe was like playing the world's worst game of womb-roulette"
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Man gets robbed at gunpoint, loses cellphone, gains gun
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Probe of Atlanta public school teachers cheating on state achievement tests now itself under investigation. Some people have no principals
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Having nothing else to do after retiring, this man decided to build his own subway (pics)
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(Boston Channel)
 
 
 
Pet returns home quickly, considering
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unicycle act
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kentucky wins the battle of the rock
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Native American tribe reclaims slice of the Hamptons after court victory. Some very rich socialites with their multi-million dollar homes are having a problem with this
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(KPTV)
 
 
 
Gulf seafood tested so far is safe to eat, although officials say it's still a little oily to tell
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
This just in: Modern farming techniques may reduce nutritional value of crops. Gulf of Mexico nods weakly while gasping for air
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(AP)
 
 
 
Son of mobster Mickey Spillane dies after accidentally tumbling from his six floor apartment to the ground. *wink wink WINK WINK WINK*
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Officers urged the owners to come forward and reclaim their underwear"
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop this balancing act
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Caption this turtle check up
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The coolest pea-shooter you will ever see. Laser scope included
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
On slow news days, pull out the tried and true fear-mongering: The Days of Free Interwebs are Soon Ending
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Sat July 10, 2010
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A woman gets a 30-day jail term for taping a dog to the refrigerator
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(OC Reg)
 
 
 
Carl's Jr. testing foot-long cheeseburger (pics)
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're a convicted sex offender, you probably shouldn't stop police to ask for directions to a kiddie beauty pageant
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NEW: Condoms for people who don't need them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nike says that they don't know what they are going to do with the mural of James in Cleveland. Suggestions to the right
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Man designs flip-flop sandals specifically for Christians. They are white, with crosses, bible verses, and have good traction when walking on water
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(Destin, FL)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bass on a beach
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(WPIX)
 
 
 
120 more jobs lost in U.S
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(Khaleej Times)
 
 
 
Four South Africans arrested for trying to sell nuclear device in Pretoria, briefly making the World Cup interesting
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
After a singer is told that the fire eaters in his show can't eat fire on stage, he gets back at management by ordering his fire eaters to have sex on stage. "I don't know about everyone else, but I had a fabulous evening"
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(ANI)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth to two ten-pound babies, is now headed to Gulf to replace containment cap on Macondo well
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Protip: If you going to run away from the cops, try not to run into a field where they are training police dogs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Colorado man caught grinding his sausage behind the deli case at a local supermarket
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(Fairbanks Daily News)
 
 
 
Man charged with attacking neighbor with hacksaw. Police say he would have gotten away, but caught him as he was attempting to figure out how to change the damn blade
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The RIAA is outraged at a Boston court for ruling that crappy music is worth only $2,250 per song
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Woman riding in back of limousine surprised to wake up inside medical helicopter
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"This is your captain speaking. Sorry about the bumpy landing. There seems to be something stuck to the wheel"
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(Daily Monitor)
 
 
 
Uganda announces plans to develop "marine tourism" with $6 million in US aid. Subby presumes Step 1 is to stop being landlocked
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
How to trick people into thinking you're good looking. (Not safe for work Language)
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Research shows that for the first time, American creativity is declining. Man that's a boring headline
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(KFOR)
 
 
 
Protip: When planning a robbery, you should always check how much gas you have in your getaway car
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(Some Stoned Granny)
 
 
 
"By the time she got through smoking all of that, she would have X-ray vision"
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(car telling windows)
 
 
 
Time Cube has a rival... the code breaker
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Drew Curtis - Caturday hero
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(CTV)
 
 
 
Crazy lady inserts needles into sausages at supermarkets - paging Dr. Freud, Dr. Freud to the white courtesy phone
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Six workers drown in a giant vat of tomato puree. Officials say they never sauce such a tragedy
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Universal halts liquor sales at Hog's Head Tavern to avoid overcrowded Wizarding World of Harry Potter
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
It is amazing how a person can skydive for nearly three miles and still manage to tangle themselves in a one-inch powerline
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this window washing
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(The Times Leader)
 
 
 
Court of Common Sense rules that sleeping it off in your car doesn't always constitute a reasonable cause to arrest you for DUI
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(FDNM)
 
 
 
Naked, high, and AWOL from the Army is no way to go through Denali National Park, son
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(Some Dollar Guy)
 
 
 
Jesus loves his flock of strippers
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Moat is six feet deep
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Catholic professor fired for hate speech after explaining the church's teaching on homosexuality
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(Gazette.com)
 
 
 
In a scene out of Top Gun, NORAD scrambles 2 F-16's to chase a Cessna and balsa wood glider
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
A minister is suing to have Georgia's prohibition against guns in church overturned. His sermons are full of fire, brimstone, and popping a cap in yo' ass
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Iraq war veteran and "preppy perv" charged in back to back sexual assaults, though technically one was a back assault and one was a front assault
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(KGW.com)
 
 
 
Car full of zombies crashes on I-84 near downtown Portland
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Advert makes drinking look awesome, says booze critic
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Comic Sans fan defends Cleveland Cavaliers owner's use of the reviled font. In other news, there are Comic Sans fans out there
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(Some damn dirty ape)
 
 
 
Taliban reportedly training monkeys to fight US soldiers. Do not taunt the dynamite monkey
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Darth Vader gets force choked by Lucas
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Check out these awkward stock photos and be prepared to ask yourself "why does this even exist?" for the next several clicks
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Jasmine's aroma equals the calming effect of valium. After she gets off the pole, of course
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(Some Itchy Guy)
 
 
 
If you thought the scene with Marilyn Monroe's skirt blowing up was hot, try recreating it on a sidewalk grate in Pittsburgh
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Oscar the kleptomaniac kitty imitates Arnold Layne, collecting enough washing line moonshine to open own general store by Caturday
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(Some Barn)
 
 
 
Photoshop this backyard barn
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Chef in New York City believes he has discovered the secret of the overrated In-N-Out Burger
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Lab technician busted for asking a student if his hankerchief smelled like chloroform
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Anime cosplayers + photoshop = KILL IT WITH FIRE
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman jailed for a year for sending threatening text messages. To herself
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What do you do when someone has an epileptic seizure? Tazer him. What do you do when the person is the nephew of Supreme Justice Clarence Thomas? Oops
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Those recent earthquakes in Southern California might be the opening act for something much worse
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(Some Giada)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sun-dried specialty
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Pentagon surveys the troops: "How icky would it be showering with a gay? a) Squicky. b) Very icky. c) Icky. d) Mostly not icky"
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Fri July 09, 2010
(Arkansas Business)
 
 
 
There once were reporters on KARK. Who posted funny videos as a lark. Since they used their own station. Unemployment was hastened. And now they're a headline on FARK
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Organic, cage-free eggs are no healthier than factory eggs, but they do give you a smug sense of self-satisfaction. So it's probably still worth paying $5 per dozen
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CSI El Paso: Federal inmate escapes El Paso jail through garbage disposal system, get's compacted in garbage truck and sent to landfill. Looks like his hopes for freedom *puts on sunglasses* were crushed. YEEEAAAAHHHH
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Two female high school teachers fired after being found drunk and partially naked in classroom. Giggity
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
The "OMG A DOUBLE RAINBOW" guy explains himself, and it's exactly what you expected. Bonus: The best remix of the dude's meltdown featuring Kermit the Frog's "Rainbow Connection" you'll hear today (with video)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cue the Benny Hill theme: Naked man hospitalized after drinking game leads to prosthetic leg being set aflame
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
FAA: Delayed flights over 3 hours are subject to $1 million dollar fine. Airlines: Fine, we'll just cancel them. Consumer: fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Fark checklist - Mother / son shoplifting team? Check. Stealing from K-Mart? Check. Leaving behind identification after fleeing? Check. Proper tag for state of residence? Check and mate
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
You get an extra-special kind of dumb when a former NFL star runs for office and courts the tea party crowd. "The UN is out to take our guns and repeal American sovereignty"
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(Mizzoulian)
 
 
 
Man protests overstuffed landfills by filling his car with unwanted garbage. The car in question is an '89 Dodge Colt, so he was off to a good start already
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to burn someone's house down, do not Google "how to burn someone's house down" the day before you do it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Real Man of Genius: Build store at steep curve of highway. Watch beer truck miss turn and hit wall of store, causing hundreds of bottles of Bud Light to get thrown into your backyard. Enjoy. Repeat
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(Time)
 
 
 
Instant rage creator: 20 reasons to hate airlines
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cavaliers pick a new roster in this week's TSG Mugshot Roundup
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(Whitehorse Star)
 
 
 
News: Man claims diplomatic immunity like "U.S. President Barack Obama and the king of Liechtenstein." Fark: Because he's chief of a small Canadian tribe. Uber-Fark: His Sovereign Nation won't cover his bail
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
If you're the "Parent of the Year" who left their two-year-old children at a busy intersection this morning, the police are on their way to deliver your prize
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this watermelon Death Star
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(Reddit Blog)
 
 
 
Total.Reddit
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(Not safe for work language)
 
 
 
Dear Dan Savage, and then it gets weird. It always gets weird
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Back in my day it was called "bonding." Now if you teach your six-year-old son how to make explosives to blow up in the desert it's called "child abuse"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man slugs a black bear to rescue a goat
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apparently you can no longer use the "I got so drunk at the casino I'm not responsible for my actions" defense to get out of paying $75,000 in gambling debts
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
From the 'we should have seen that one coming' folder, the children's author who wrote "The Secret of Castle Cant" and "Escape from Castle Cant" in jail for child porn
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
"I firmly believe if we got rid of all vaccines today we wouldn't have a huge epidemic of disease," declares complete idiot with no medical training
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Racist who plotted killing 88 blacks , ending with Barack Obama, wants the racist tattoos altered before entering prison. So what can you change an iron cross and a swastika into?
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(Digital Photo School)
 
 
 
The coolest macro photography pictures you'll see all day of mosquitoes emerging from water
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(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Massachusetts team needs certified underwater archaeologist to get state permit to dive where psychic says Babe Ruth's long lost piano lies
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Unemployment falls to 7.9% with 93,000 jobs added last month. In Canada. Sorry, America
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Couch-ridden Farker with summer cold who has read all the internets needs new funny web comics to read. TF sponsorships to first 5 people with new funny sites
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
What BP and the U.S. government don't want you to know: BP has punched a hole in an actual volcano, and their ability to stop it may be beyond the reach of human technology. May god have mercy on our souls
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Best Korea condemns condemnation concerning conflagration
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How did he sneak info off military computers? Convincing people he enjoyed Lady Gaga's music
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Sex crimes are no laughing matter. Except in Mexico
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Archbishop of Canterbury is upset about radical priests and his missing eyebrow trimmers
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Mother of the year candidate is to serve 7 years in jail for feeding her newborn son cocaine for 14 months
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The reviews are coming in about Lebron's announcement show and they are not pretty. "It was must-flee TV, manufactured hoo-ha that severed the remaining thin band of human connection we still had with our superstar athletes"
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(The Daily Show)
 
 
 
For those of you wondering when Olivia Munn would start being funny on 'The Daily Show,' wait no longer (starts at nine-minute mark)
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Fence falls off overpass onto I-70 shutting down both directions. The fence was there to keep people from throwing stuff onto the highway
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
ACLU decries the placing of suicidal prisoners in Daisy Duke style short shorts with the words "Hot Stuff" stamped on the rear
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
"Bashed to death with fishing rod, branch and beer". Hello Australia
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pizza helped cops nab 'Grim Sleeper' suspect. Pizza, is there anything it can't do?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are wanted for murder, avoid using Facebook to give a newspaper your side of the story. And if you do, don't do it from your hotel room before you go to bed or you may get an unexpected wake-up call
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Going to the store at 2:00 am is one thing, but going there naked can be a stiff penalty
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: 62 year old woman arrested for possession of pot and claims it was for her glaucoma Fark: all 30 pounds of it, and the crack, and the X and the 2008 stolen Lexus was just for transportation
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
OK, new rule, if you rescue beer from a burning building...the beer becomes yours
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Note to drug dealers: make sure the guy who's driving your $1M of cocaine obeys traffic laws, and has a driver's license
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Child's rocking chair comes complete with chicken wire for safety
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Sword play ruled out in shooting death
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Illegally enter the US and you get a job, a place to live, health care and schooling. Enter Korea illegally and you get 8 years hard labor and an inclination for suicide
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Now you have another reason to put the women in the basement. It's for their own good
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Friday Photo Fun from our pals at TSG. These people will beat you...but with what? Contest ends at 6pm Eastern
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Due to pressure from around the world, Iran has decided not to stone a woman accused of adultery. They still might hang the slut, but they are not going to stone her
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
German soccer fans are demanding that the "oracular" Octopus that picked Spain to win over Germany be grilled and eaten, because, ya know, Germany's losing was clearly its fault and not, say, the 11 guys on the team
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Australia's internet filter gets delayed. This has nothing to do with the upcoming election though
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The US and Russia have sealed the most sensational spy swap since the Cold War, exchanging 10 Russian agents for four people holy crap there are nude photos of Anna Chapman
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just a photo of a normal touchdown of an Airbus A310. And by 'normal' I mean 'a landing that requires a fresh change of underwear of everyone on board'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari attempt a sitcom reunion
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News reports rioting in Oakland with legitmate headline, CNN claims that the protestor's just hit the street. Who says the media has no bias?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
ABC news breathlessly asks "are teens biting each other because of the Twilight movies?" Because, of course, teens NEVER bit or sucked on each other for any reason before the movies came out
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop these people pouring popcorn
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(azfamily.com)
 
 
 
Man arrested for lurping in a neighborhood. With a picture of what a lurper may look like
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Environmentalist: Hydrocarbons in the air are worse than oil in the Gulf of Mexico and we're all going to die right this very second
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New study shows female toads increase their size automatically when they don't want sex. In related news human females do the same thing but over time when they don't want sex anymore either
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Steve Carell reunites with Stephen Colbert on the Colbert Report "I'm not your normal guest. People have heard of me"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The good news: scientists have discovered two previously unknown species of fish. The bad news? They both live right at ground zero of BP oil spill
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Petraeus' first action as commander in Afghanistan may be to re-open civilian hunting season
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Orlando man charged with swindling people in dementia support groups. That's twisted
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Life would be alot easier if astrology was true and climate change wasn't, but it turns out it's the other way around so let's deal with it
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Topless Ashley Judd poster mocked by you're not still reading this are you
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Here's four words you never thought you'd see together: Solar powered Waffle House
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(KOTV)
 
 
 
Alas, the dream to launch an Oklahoma space tourism industry is dead. Turns out nobody would want to travel there in the first place and the citizens don't rightly trust them durn fool rocket thing-a-ma-jiggers anyway
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(AP)
 
 
 
Anne Frank's Diary has been translated into a graphic novel. The inevitable movie adaptation that is 2.5 hours long and misses the point while changing the best parts will be released next year
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In the wake of the Johannes Mehserle verdict, hundreds take to the streets in Oakland to vent their anger on an obvious target: Foot Locker
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World Cup forcasting octopus picks Spain to win. If it's psychic why does it live in captivity?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Finally, a Fatwa issued that doesn't involve stoning people to death, or cutting off hands, and it's a Fatwa that I think everyone can agree is a good thing
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"When the Bible says blessed are the peacemakers, it's not referring to the Colt .45"
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(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you like weed in your weeds
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Indian woman discovers FAA regulations prohibit both smoking in the lavatory and flushing your newborn down the toilet
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(Some Guys)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hair loss
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mentally incapacitated woman's rights are about to be pushed for legal gain. Not a repeat from 2005
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(wkowtv.com)
 
 
 
Bad: Getting drunk and vomiting at a strip club. Very bad: Crashing your SUV into said strip club. Clusterfark bad: Telling the cops you got a ride to the club by Martians
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yahoo financial article contains one weapons-grade whopper of a typo in the headline. See if you can spot it
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Thu July 08, 2010
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
On June 3, 1980, a 46 cent computer chip nearly started a global thermonuclear war
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Before you go back to deliberate, let me spend the next six hours reading this 100 page document to you
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
People want to send money to this homeless man who rescued the American flag during a storm. But they can't, cause he's, you know, homeless
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Illegal aliens stealing property from armed elderly man? Check. Elderly man shooting and hitting one of the illegal alien thieves? Check. Thieves going free and eldelry man going to jail? Check and mate
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(Google)
 
NewsFlash
 
BART officer Johannes Mehserle found guilty of involuntary manslaughter in 2009 killing of Oscar Grant
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(National Review)
 
 
 
D'oh, DOMA no mo' in MA
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Writing bigotry into the Constitution is unconstitutional? Should I not have done that?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
From the "Too Bad It's Not Always This Easy" department: Sex offender kills himself before being arrested by cops for kidnapping 4 year-old Missouri girl
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(Some Moon)
 
 
 
Photoshop this astronomical observatory
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Court decision allows LAX to crack down on soliciting by Krishnas. Rex Kramer, white courtesy phone
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to this lady who was born in 1880. Don't lie, you'd still hit it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pitbull, unprovoked, drags baby out of house, Red Cross responds
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Obama's health care for America may be responsible for bankrupting White Castle
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, gov't scientists discover cure for HIV. Still no cure for cancer
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(Appleton Post Crescent)
 
 
 
"His lips, tongue and teeth were covered in a greenish, blue tint. Hinkel later told officers the coloring was from drinking food coloring that he had consumed because of its alcohol content"
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(CTV)
 
 
 
Cause of crash has been determined to be that the pilot flew too close to the ground. Well that makes sense to me
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(Foobies)
 
 
 
A married father of 4 has been ordained as a Catholic priest. When questions were asked about his celibacy, the church replied "he's celibate... he's married"
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(Gazette)
 
 
 
Not news: Health insurer cancels the insurance of a single mother who was undergoing chemotherapy. Fark: Because her check was off by one cent
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Britain prepares for the collapse of BP
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Moat threatens members of public. And you thought the alligators and boiling oil were bad
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nanny, 30, died from sexual arousal while watching pornography (w/hell ya pic) (possibly nsfw sidebar pics)
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(ktvu.com)
 
 
 
Oakland to wait one more day for the mass transfer of Television Sets
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
He might have wanted an urine sample and you might have wanted to comply, but peeing on your parole officer's floor won't look good for you in court
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(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Do you know how many pieces of paper your children bring home from school? No? Congratulations, you're normal
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Federal judge orders Iowa sheriff to issue gun permit to man who had his permit yanked after he wrote several letters to the editor critical of the sheriff. Also orders sheriff to complete a college-level course on the First Amendment
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Men who do household chores are more attractive, say women who don't like to do household chores
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
While it may not be surprising that a CNN editor tweeted her admiration for a dead Hezbollah terrorist, we can all at least admit surprise that the network fired her for it
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
College students don't study that much anymore. Why? Here are eight possible theories, including "professors don't give a good crap" and "students kant reed gud"
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Pro Tip: Never renege on a hooker with bad teeth
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
European authorities arrest members of an Al-qaeda cell plotting attacks against...Norway? Really? They're angry with the Norwegians now, too? I mean, Lutefisk IS a crime against nature, but c'mon
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Afghans would rather be killed by other Afghans than foreigners
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The records implicating Nicolas Sarkozy in illegal cash payments that were lost by police have been, uh, found again
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
First, it was plastic bags. Now, San Francisco has a new threat: Hamsters
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Many illegals living in the country claim it is very difficult to get a residency permit. But in reality, the process is very simple: Merely invest at least $500,000 in a fancy VT ski resort and you automatically get a green card
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Main article: Man pulls 16 year old girl's shirt off on subway. Sidebar article: Ridership up
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Plucky, pretty upstart candidate in NYC congressional primary fights for the rights of beleaguered, oppressed, downtrodden Wall Street bankers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Henceforth, NPR will be known as NPR
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop these spiral specs
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(Life.com)
 
 
 
Two Swiss visionaries fly a solar-powered plane for 26 hours, through the night, and reach altitudes in excess of 28,000 feet, shattering all previous records. Zefram Cochrane salutes with a double tequila, cranks the Steppenwolf
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British man models Chesterfield sofa in concrete, for those of you too lazy to chase a real one across the fields of prehistoric earth
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
More and more starry-eyed brides and grooms are choosing to wed in their favorite retail stores. Oh, sorry, did I say "starry eyed brides and grooms?" I meant sheep-headed morons
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The coolest rendition of the world's 2,053 nuclear explosions that you'll see today
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
French doctors perform world's first full face transplant. This is not a repeat from the first three times you heard that claim
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Inmate nabbed smuggling drugs when rubber band holding bag of drugs around his penis breaks. Oh snap
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A human mouth is designed to gape over objects measuring up to four centimetres and no larger. Anything more can cause jaw damage. This has serious consequences for your mom, and eating burgers
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(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Stoners: Legalize pot and California's budget troubles will be over. Researchers: Legalize pot and weed just becomes cheaper, bringing in no money at all. But at least they can console themselves with cheap weed
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(The Daily Record)
 
 
 
When playing a hilarious prank on your friend, make sure that the firecracker you're using isn't actually a Civil War re-enactor's gunpowder tube
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Climbing a water tower half-nekked claiming you want to die is no way to die, son
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Man holds his mom hostage for not ironing clothes. Authorities don't expect her to even press charges
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and military machinery
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Jesus shows up at water park, does not impress manager. "I think they're all a bunch of nuts. It looks more like a gladiator, or the Beatles"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Q: That thing got a HEMI? A: Not since Nancy Pelosi told us to take it out
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you wanted to simulate oral sex with a dildo in public, in front of a 7 year old girl, her mother and grandmother, the Fifth District Court of Appeals has got your back
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Special forces hunt steroid abusing ginger killer in Northern England. If only there was a nearby country where such psychopaths could blend in anonymously
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(Some Parents)
 
 
 
Your infant is in the neo-natal intensive care unit. Do you, A) Spend day and night at the hospital hoping for recovery, B) Go to church and pray, or C) Drop acid, pound tequila shots, and get into a street fight with police?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Remember when your mom said to eat your sauerkraut, that it never killed anyone? Well
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Unique snowflake turns down $40k-per-year job, whines to the NYT about unemployment.
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 270: "Passenger's Side" Difficulty: Your vehicle must have been in motion. Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed July 07, 2010
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Sudo fetch me a beer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mom refuses to let her fifth-grade son attend a sex-ed class at school and then gets mad when his friends tell him what he missed during lunch
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's going to take a lot of balls, but a nudist campground is hoping to make the record books with the largest skinny dip ever
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this frightening photographer
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(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Police officer learns the hard way that Metro trains don't yield to emergency vehicles
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(Nevada Appeal)
 
 
 
Teen burglar viciously resists arrest by forcing off-duty, out-of-state cop to tackle him, turning out to live at the house he was entering
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(CTV)
 
 
 
Canadians apparently do not have the right to bear legs
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Anatomy of an email hack. Link may require you to enter your name and password, but don't worry, it totally looks legit
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sex with your ex actually WAS like crack...at least as far as your brain in concerned
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Man driving a bus kills his wife, who was driving another bus. Life just isn't fare
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fifteen signs you're probably gonna get divorced. Number 16: You married Larry King
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(Some Agency)
 
 
 
Cool, the EPA is going to do that thing it says it does in its name
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
W00t goes all "Oh, no you didn't" on the AP
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ted Haggard has never been a "hateful preacher" toward gays, according to this interview with Eric, a tard. What's that? Sorry; his name is Eric Attard
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Gator euthanized because it was too big. You're next, fatty
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(Some Mr. Sparkle)
 
 
 
If you're one of the 5,107 people in the U.S. who even knew what the hell a Suzuki Kizashi was, it's being recalled
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Headline made for Fark: Nut kiss lands girl in hospital
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judge: "I'm sorry, the 'let the sex offender go' box is checked, there's nothing I can do"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Poon convicted of sex assaults against patients
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(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Neatorama launches online treasure hunt. Bonus: includes a Fark link as part of the clues
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(BBC)
 
 
 
In only what could construed to be great news for the Japanese: Super squid sex organ discovered
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Protip: If you want to impress the ladies, hide the smoked sausage down the FRONT of your pants
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(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
Dude, let it go. She's not that into you...or your pesticide in the drinking water plan to get her back
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
If you happen to find four 9mm Glock handguns somewhere between New York and Los Angeles, please return them to the Israeli's PM's bodyguard
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Mom says her son needs 'extensive therapy' after reading a manga book he checked out from the library. "My son lost his mind when he found this"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Manuel Noriega sentenced to lengthy prison term. This is not a repeat from 1989
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
NY Times tries to do a "fun" article about the summer heat and sends a reporter to fry an egg on the sidewalk. Does he C) try to use a frying pan
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Woman sues McDonald's and Walmart after finding bone fragment in a double cheeseburger. Both companies are finding the allegations less than humerus
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(Salon)
 
 
 
School janitor cleaning out lockers at the end of the year finds the usual garbage, unreturned books, three-foot-long ball python
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
A pair of engineers say they have a solution to stop the Gulf oil spill and they demonstrate it with a garden hose and PVC pipe in a guy's driveway. FARK: And just to bust BP's balls, they paint it bright green and yellow (w/ video)
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite gym rat and his team of lawyers are all talk, no rock
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Elvis has been stolen from the building
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day in 1928, the invention by which all other inventions are measured was introduced to the public
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Ahh, the Children's Museum of Manhattan - "A nice place, but what it really needs is a bar"
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Man using his cell phone to record the police as they busted up a party is charged with wiretapping. Nothing to see here, citizen
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Obama is using a recess appointment to bypass the Senate and install a controversial pro-medical-rationing bureaucrat to run Medicare, Medicaid and Obamacare
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: The hot new TV channel
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Pa. budget slashes funding for libraries across state, but digs up $10 million to build new "Arlen Specter" library in Philadelphia. However, on a good note, library will let patrons check out one book but return another
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember a while ago when that awesome high powered laser was greenlighted on fark and everyone was calling it a lightsaber? About that
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(Orange News)
 
 
 
Never slaughter a chicken in front of a monkey who owes you a favor
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Peruvians find totally dope new use for a vuvuzela
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(ynn.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Man escapes house fire. News: Leaves mother inside. Fark: Manages to save furry costume (00:32). Son I am disappoint
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Two hurt during the first day of the Running of the Bulls. Getting gored in the ass no longer exclusively a GOP complaint
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Things you never expect to read in the news: Inflatable dolphin saves man from Bengal tiger
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trouble brews when a woman takes a coffee pot from her apartment's common area. After a heated and unfiltered talk with a neighbor, tempers percolate and she pours the coffee over her neighbor's head, giving the victim grounds to sue
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Levi Johnston regrets lying about Sarah Palin, wasting his 15 minutes of fame
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Monkeys desperate for freedom at one research center are using tree branches to catapult themselves over the electric fence keeping them captive. "Their jumping power was greater than we thought"
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(Waterloo Courier)
 
 
 
Only at the Iowa State Fair: "The 'Twinkie log' consists of a frozen Twinkie dipped in white chocolate and rolled in crushed cashews"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to buy shampoo: 1. Go to store. 2. When the crazy guy tries to stab you, break his wrist. 3. When he tries again, break his nose. 4. Pay for shampoo
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop these swimming sea lions
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
14 year old boy arrested for unlawful sexual conduct with and corruption of a 16-year-old girl actually turns out to be: A) 31 years old, B) a woman, C) all of the above
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Although it will still make you look cool, attract women, and let the world know you live on the edge, it turns out wearing a bike helmet won't make you safer when you ride
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Two oppressive right wing universities start collecting DNA from incoming students to personalize medicine. Oh wait, Berkeley and Stanford? Collect stamp of 'double plus good' from Sebelius
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Tue July 06, 2010
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mountain climbers angry that England put a walking path on one of Britain's tallest and most challenging peaks. "Next they'll be wanting to put a lift up Everest"
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Passenger steers out-of-control bus after driver passes out. No word if the pinky toe in the Crackerjack box has been reattached
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"I'm sorry, I drove the tractor to the Racetrack to buy a beer," Cannon, 43, told deputies
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(NDTV.com)
 
 
 
Religious leader reveals atheists' shameful secret: "inside they are Buddhists"
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(Chicago Business)
 
 
 
Newspaper company that bankrupted itself by never learning how to monetize the Web is now offering that same know-how to small business
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you're a Catholic priest, stealing $1.3m of church money to spend on male escorts is NOT the type of image Rome wants you projecting. Although to be fair, they were of age
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this 1st place pooch
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man on death row because of his religion. Why is the media not outraged at this?
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(CNNGo)
 
 
 
China caught selling unsafe food to Americans. Just kidding, this time it's the other way around
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
"Hello, this is 9-1-1. Yes? Your baby is locked in the car, and it's 90º out? Yeah, we can't help you. Please call back when the kid is unconscious. Thank you for calling. " *click*
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(KOLO News 8)
 
 
 
Man burns feet after running into burning trailer to rescue his cat, which was in the safe
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
4th Of July "entertainment": Get a huge crowd gathered, place fake emergency calls, then attack responding police and firefighters with bottle rockets and Roman candles
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
That fine mullet you have been sporting since 1972 is about to pay off
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(CNN)
 
 
 
News: 3 killed after dispute in the McDonald's drive-thru line escalates to gunfire. Fark: In Finland
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Truck driver dies staging phony accident
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Porn star offers oral sex to Twitter followers if Dutch win World Cup. Just not to you
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If you work three part time jobs to make ends meet in this economy, you likely don't have benefits. Good news: legislation hopes to change that. Just don't get sick before 2014
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Iran Launches Holy War on Haircuts...Iranians dudes can still style their hair like the dude from 300, so that's kinda cool
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jealous wife, 98, beat philandering hubby with pan
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After you use your strap-on to simulate intercourse, you can use this strap-on to simulate childbirth
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Thermometer hits 102 in NYC, 104 in Newark and almost hot enough to melt steel at the Broadway-Nassau A train subway stop
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(CNN)
 
 
 
92 year old woman dies from heat, being 92
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fire at telemarketing firm under investigation - officials concerned that no one remembered to chain the doors shut
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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Old Country Buffet manager steals 20 thousand dollars from his restaurant. His plan: use it to gamble at a casino, deposit the restaurant's money when he was finished and pocket the earnings. The problem: he lost it all
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(Some Novelty Guy)
 
 
 
Elementary school students applauded for lobbying, stomping on the rights of free market business owners
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(Palladium-Item)
 
 
 
Senior class pulls prank on principal by filling his truck bed up with turkey manure. Since this is Fark, did the principal: a) have a good laugh, b) forgive and forget, or c) pursue criminal charges against at least 10 of the students?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
TSA to block controversial web sites, whatever that means
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Want to steal an insurance company's payment checks? Just go to the post office and fill out a change-of-address form to redirect them to your apartment
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In what millions of Catholics hope is a strong hint, Pope Benedict gives a sermon praising the life of Pope Celestine V, a medieval pope famous for resigning from the job when he realized he wasn't competent to do it
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(Winnipeg Free Press)
 
 
 
2204355. This number means something, and is definitely news. Definitely
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(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Idaho man arrested for punching a punching bag arcade game
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why the wisdom of crowds is bunk and what Web 3.0 really is. Also, some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/27 - 7/3
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(Eating Our Words)
 
 
 
Anal leakage and other food fads from the '90s we don't miss at all
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth II to address United Nations and visit Ground Zero in her first visit to the United States since Reggie Jackson's failed assassination attempt
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Israeli settlements, most of which are illegal under even under Israeli law, now cover nearly half of the land in the West Bank, the territory Israel supposedly gave back to the Palestinians almost 20 years ago
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(Chron)
 
 
 
If you try to save money on summer vacation by only renting one hotel room for you, your wife, and all your kids, beware: The hotel maids are trained to count toothbrushes
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Money, madness, poison, linguistics, charlatanism, sex - pretty much every theme that runs through the periodic table can be found in Element 51"
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Top 11 other issues with the iPhone 4
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Serial burglar is going to need a chill pill when he finds out that the bottles he stole from the pharmacy were filled with M&Ms
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"I killed a man with my bare hands after I ripped out his throat with my teeth." "I kidnapped my ex-girlfriend and tried to show her I was her man." "I missed a parent-teacher conference"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apparently, word hasn't gotten out that masturbating in the electronics department at Walmart is a bad thing
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(WSB-TV)
 
 
 
With the bar being continually raised, crashing your car into a liquor store might not get you on Fark anymore. But doing it twice sure will
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Somali pirates seize ship containing lubricating oil. Haha, they said lubricating
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(Some Attention Whore)
 
 
 
Not drawing enough attention to your self with a tramp stamp or purple hair? Why not give the octodress a shot
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Oil entering New Orleans through back door. Giggity
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Taliban's hatred of the US is now fully justified as the American presence in Afghanistan has led to the creation of a thriving indie-rock scene in Kabul
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Finally some good news coming from Arizona: You're about to be able to buy liquor there at 6 a.m. on Sundays. "Lifestyles have changed since the '50s"
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(Snohomish Slim)
 
 
 
"If they can't catch him on Camano Island, how will they catch him in the Bahamas?" Hint: he's a 6'6" white guy
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(Time)
 
 
 
Tim Hortons "will reopen approximately 15 minutes after the all clear"
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Confessions of an evil Subway "Sandwich Artist"
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fireworks demonstration
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Economists are starting to figure out that when it comes to risk analysis it might be smart to look a little farther back than 1980
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Small northwest Indian tribe featured in Twilight series hopes fans will get to know real tribe. So they're opening a wolf-themed cabin at an oceanside resort and selling $35 werewolf beanies
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(crazydays.net)
 
 
 
Remember that guy who tried to sell his baby in a WalMart parking lot? Some nice men have taught him about prison justice
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sam's Club to offer loans to small businesses in danger of going under thanks to Wal-Mart
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vermont Yankee nuclear plant would like you to know that the radioactive fish near the plant are Chernobyl's fault. Nothing more to see
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"How's the fishing today? You catch anything worth keepin'?" "Oh, it's fair to middlin', got a couple Accords, a BMW 7 series"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Debate rages whether we want our children cowering in mortal fear or becoming smartmouthed criminal brats instead
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today asks its readers whether government should decide which religions can build houses of worship, then opens it up to reader comments. Yeah, they're about what you'd expect
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In yet another blockbuster from the Romero Institute, scientists release study showing that middle-aged men who take Viagra and other ED drugs have a higher rate of STDS than their limp-dicked counterparts
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man who blew his arm off fooling around with fireworks is "beating himself up" over his foolishness. Only on one side of his body, though
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(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Swedish police union fights for the rights of officers to rub their genitalia on anything they want
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
"Most Likely to Succeed," "Best Legs," and "Class Clown" are not quite as provocative as "Manson follower most likely to win freedom someday"
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(AsiaJin)
 
 
 
Japan's first banana vending machine debuts. Used banana vending machine expected shortly
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Red-shirt" protestors continue to rebel in Thailand, die needlessly to advance shaky plotlines
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
And so it begins: Wyoming may sell part of Grand Teton National Park because of deficit woes
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Mouth rot is the price your snake must pay if it is to see into the future
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Washington Post's Carolyn Hax asks the question of the ages: Are you single because you're a paragon of independence or because you're loaded with so much baggage that nobody can stand your presence?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"No nurse, I said to prick his boil" - Hospital hires out wards for porn film shooting
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
As a police officer faced with two suicidal men covered in gasoline, what is your best course of action? A) Talk to them calmly, B) Promise to get them professional help, or C) Tase them
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(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Swedish feminists burn $13,000 of their hard-earned cash to protest earning less of it than men
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Columnist: Children giving away lemonade are ruining the country
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
91 year old widow keeps embalmed corpses of husband and twin sister in her home. "Death is very hard for me to take"
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(Some Owl)
 
 
 
"Could a Prime Minister be elected today who worked like Churchill, reading, writing and thinking in bed before getting out of it at noon?"
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop how Larry King will spend his retirement
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brides choosing fatter bridesmaids to make themselves look thinner
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Irritating your neighbor with your vuvuzela? That's a shootin'
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
"He also physically resembles Abraham Lincoln." In other news, Abraham Lincoln was a mustachioed black man
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Mon July 05, 2010
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth visit Toronto. City responds by plunging immediately back to the dark ages
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(Google)
 
 
 
Educators shocked to discover teenagers do better in school when you don't make them wake up at the crack of arse. No, really, they were shocked to discover this. Do they even go to class?
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Hospital decides that taking cigarettes away from crazy people probably wasn't a great idea
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After complaints from Muslim women who want their modesty protected officials have blacked out the glass panels surrounding a public pool forcing the rest to swim in the dark
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(WLFI)
 
 
 
Following eight-year campaign, Indiana beer drinkers are now allowed to bring home their craft-brew purchases on Sundays. "The full impact won't be felt until sixth months later, during the middle of football season"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mmmmm... camel milk
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Teens bathed from the cradle in affirmations and awards meant to boost their self-esteem has created a generation of sociopaths who believe the future is theirs regardless of their talents, accomplishments or willingness to work
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(Denver Post)