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Sun July 04, 2010
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Convicted sex offender wins custody of his young daughter. Fark: Because the girl's mother is considered an even more unsuitable parent
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(117)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're a judge and you've been paid off with popcorn, don't share with your co-workers
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(33)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Drunkenly taking off your clothes on a stranger's doorstep and passing out on their couch watching TV is no way to go through life, son
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(34)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Boycotting BP at the pump? Don't worry, BP, the Defense Dept. has your back
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(88)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Twenty people injured during 4th of July parade after two horses decide to make a break for it
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(36)
 
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Jars of jam for sale made from Princess Di's hair
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(61)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Two men were arrested after reaching a "mutual agreement to slash each other with knives"
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(34)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The greatest guitar ever created on Planet Earth, the Fender Telecaster, has been changing rock for 60 years
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(205)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Not news: Gas prices change during holiday weekend. News: They actually DROP
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(45)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Those confiscated weapons that cops displayed at G20 press conference included foam ones taken from a larper who wasn't even near the protests
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(126)
 
(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
Nuns who scraped together $100 to buy raffle ticket beat 750-1 odds, win seats at Red Sox game. You don't think they had a little extra help, do you?
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(51)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
54 hot dogs, 10 minutes, 1 arrest
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(90)
 
(Some Tightwad)
 
 
 
This month: The Times goes behind a paywall. Next month: The Times goes into bankruptcy protection, deeply disappointing all 7 paying subscribers
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(97)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this freestyle floater
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(30)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Female suicide bomber kills four in Iraq after being promised an eternity of subjugation and second class citizenship in the afterlife
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(112)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Man buys .30-06 rifle to defend himself against an alien invasion that occurs once every 36,000 years. It's unclear whether or not the associated pic is of the man or one of the invading aliens
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(106)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
San Francisco's Cow Palace auditorium, which has hosted events by Wilt Chamberlain, Barry Goldwater, The Beatles, and the Grateful Dead, faces uncertain future
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(89)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mother vows change after her son loses a finger riding a wooden escalator at Macy's. In other news, some escalators are wooden. "If they want to keep it like something from Macy's back in the day, then put it in a museum"
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(174)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon step-mom took her kid to school and he vanished. The gardener says she offered him money to kill her husband. Fark: law enforcement refuses to call her a suspect or a person of interest. Oregon is like Florida with trees
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(105)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Just because you don't like how your neighbor leaves his trailer parked at your apartment complex doesn't give you the right to put on ad for it on Craigslist saying it's free to anybody who wants it
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(70)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientist says a brain freeze could be the secret to eternal life. Invest in Slurpees now
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(69)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
When your patchouli-wearing hippies friends start scaring everyone with stories of "oil rain" and other such nonsense, have them read this link. And then make them take a shower
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(106)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Husband spends 10K pounds on boob jobs for his wife and his 2 daughters. (Looks at pic) Well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad
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(218)
 
(WGME.com)
 
 
 
It's okay for an illegal to come and take a job. Try to build a business that "made enough to run the business, live virtually debt free and employ local people part-time." You can't stay. You're not profitable enough
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(170)
 
(WMTW.com)
 
 
 
A husband and wife won the annual pit spitting competition in southwestern Michigan for the second year in a row. It would have been three, but the wife kept swallowing
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(10)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Victoria Beckham to design new Range Rover. Options thought to include mirror for check your view from the rear and a tiny petrol tank that looks like it needs a sammich
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(51)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
The real story of the Boston Tea Party. Now, THESE were patriots
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(141)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Dr. Dorree Lynn would like everyone to know that sex after age 50 is a natural and...ewww ewww ewww
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(100)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The well traveled American flag has left the building
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hybrids will get louder to protect blind pedestrians from getting hit, apparently because hybrid drivers are blind too
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(148)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
As you watch the fireworks tonight in Boston, think a moment about the environmental destruction that made your seats possible
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For your reading pleasure on the anniversary of the birth of our nation: The Declaration of Independence. Happy Independence Day
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(144)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
8 year old police officer loses battle with cancer and is laid to rest with full honors by fellow officers. 'Scuse me, there's something in my eye
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(92)
 
(treehugger.com)
 
 
 
In 1991, the fattest U.S. states were as thin as the leanest were in 2009. Think about that as you chow down this afternoon
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(280)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cigarettes reach $14.50 a pack leaving New Yorkers not smoking, mad
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(451)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dumb: Parents getting their children tattooed on them. Dumber: Parents tattooing their children
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(121)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Inappropriate mascots
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Finally a journalist has the courage to say what everyone is thinking. "Vampires are bloody annoying"
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(101)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
After eating buffalo meat for almost 200 years, the FDA is now saying it's not healthy. Cancel the bisontennial
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(103)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fortune brings us "100 Great Things About America". Happy 4th of July
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(106)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Get within 65 ft of oil response effort? That's now a Class-D felony, with possibility of 1-5 years in a federal PMITA prison. Watch out for your cornhole, buddy
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(240)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
You know things are bad when even the tooth fairy has a $1300 oxycodone habit. w/ yeah you'd probably hit it under the pillow mugshot
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(65)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression. Then he pulled his tooth out as he hit the pothole on the right
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(10)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hot Russian ginger spy: "Sorry about the whole spy thing...do you think I could stay in the U.S.?"
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(188)
 
(Press Herald)
 
 
 
Police say man lighting fireworks at Long Island party was unarmed
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(79)
 
(Some Kids)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Mennonite members
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(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Drug smugglers really really hate stuffing condoms full of coke where the sun don't shine
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(82)
 


Sat July 03, 2010
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
It wouldn't be the Fourth of July without an article wondering exactly how religious the Founding Fathers really were. (Bonus: Painting of Jesus with the Founding Fathers)
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(329)
 
(Miller-McCune)
 
 
 
Pentagon fears soldiers of the future may be too fat to fight. Seriously
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(191)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Farking two-headed cows, how do they work?
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(65)
 
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Vancouver officials consider renaming iconic Stanley Park "Xwayxway Park" to honor Salish ancestors, increase global tourist appeal, improve Scrabble word score
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(94)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
So, remember that story about the abortion protesters being assaulted by the "Jimmy Kimmel Live" crew? Who could have guessed that the "Survivors of The Abortion Holocaust" might be exaggerating things a little?
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(106)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Headline: Calif. woman in custody battle with Ohio man. Article: It's his kid, he wants to parent it, she wants to adopt it
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(106)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Blogger: "I have a press pass, I can do what I want." Real Journalist: "PRESS PASSES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY"
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(178)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Physics, you win again
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(74)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mom sues Starbucks over scalding tea that burned her son. That's tso sad
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(124)
 
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Indiana town claims world record for largest serving of fried chicken. Want some slaw wid dat?
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cops in South Carolina arrest and jail for nine hours a 50-year-old tourist for drinking a Red Stripe in public out of a brown paper bag. "When I politely explained I'm a visitor, that's when they cuffed me"
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(234)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy birthday, Rube Goldberg. Thank you for all your silly machines
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Sorority spring formals call up visions of young women in colorful dresses dancing the night away - not vomiting on tables, urinating in sinks or having sex in closets," says reporter who's obviously never been to a spring formal
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(101)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
You have to do your HOMEWORK first, then you can complete the student/teacher trifecta
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bashful woman from Beijing
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(23)
 
(Journal Star)
 
 
 
While you're cooking up steak on your wimpy Weber grill this holiday weekend, this guy will celebrating the 4th with his newly completed 19-foot-long, 7,000-pound monster (w/pics)
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(106)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Five common habits that cost you dearly. Paying $5 a month for TotalFark access suprisingly absent
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(155)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Have you ever asked yourself: "What if Facebook were a country, and what f all the apps and fan pages were its individual states?" No? Well, here's what it would look like anyway
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(40)
 
(The News Tribune)
 
 
 
Employer fires newly hired man after learning drug charges were dismissed against him in 1996
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(131)
 
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
So many people want to ban texting and driving, but what about cops who use the computers in their car to look up information while they drive?
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(106)
 
(Appleton Post Crescent)
 
 
 
Man wants peeping tom charges dropped because the photos he took of unsupecting women through their house windows depicted no nudity
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(17)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cops around the country admit the truth . . . marijuana busts net the green. Ric Romero nods approvingly
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(352)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Starbucks free, unlimited WiFi angers old man "You won't be able to find a place to sit down if more people are coming in to use their computers," said Thompson, 70 "I thought a coffee shop was for drinking coffee"
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(151)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
People amazed to see a black bear wandering through the heavily wooded lots that were partially cleared of wildlife to build their homes
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(63)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not news: Man wanted his ashes spread out over lake. Fark: Family puts his remains inside rocket to be shot off during the grand finale of fireworks show
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(34)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Firing squads are a better form of execution than lethal injections. Next up: Beating with a stick
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(168)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Fire up the VCR: Tonya Harding is going on honeymoon again
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(50)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
CBS News touts the five best beers in the US, neglects to mention your favorite
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(212)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
New Hampshire town allows workers to carry guns to work. This will end we... ah, who's kidding who, this crap ain't never gonna end
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(162)
 
(Seer Press)
 
 
 
College is a waste of money, according to new study conducted by the National Institute of Fast Food Workers United
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(133)
 
(Fosters.com)
 
 
 
Police are looking into reports that people have been seen loitering at a community gathering spot
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(18)
 
(Press And Journal)
 
 
 
Laptop containing details of every single dairy farm in Britain stolen. Police say thief might have a whey to milk the data, but curd seek someone who wants butter information
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(21)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Hot teacher arrested for sexing up student. (w/pic of small arms protruding from neck). Student/teacher trifecta in play
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woo hoo, girl on girl teacher-student ... (watches video) ... OMG WTF IS THAT KILL IT WITH FIRE
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(53)
 
(WSB-TV)
 
 
 
New missing female exchange program off to a good start: Woman from Aruba goes missing in the U.S
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(39)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Eight historic symbols that mean the opposite of what you think. Still no cure for "tribal" tattoos
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(141)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Iron Photoshop ingredient: Oil
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(24)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Military media rules become more restrictive , this has absolutly nothing to do with Gen McChrystal getting sacked no really we totally planned to do this anyway
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(18)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
News: Little snowflake traumatized by rowdy boys in her classroom. Fark: Suggested solution is to drug said boys to appease snowflake. Bonus: Lttle snowflake is the Japanese Princess
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(52)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
220 killed after oil tanker explodes. But hey, no Americans were killed, so it's all cool and stuff
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(63)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lollipop ladies with hidden cameras fail to score in the giggity factor (with you'de obey the sign pic)
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(36)
 
(Some news guys)
 
 
 
Tweeting vs. texting, how to say "stripper pole" in a family newspaper, and masturbating with a thesaurus. It's not news, it's overheardinthenewsroom.com
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(28)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
"As much as 90% of physicians' medical knowledge has been found to be substantially or completely wrong". So, no, that burning itch may not be normal
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(156)
 
(CBS11tv.com)
 
 
 
8-year-olds in Texas can view pornography if they're accompanied by a parent or guardian. WTF?
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(82)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
If a highway is 230 miles long and 55 people were killed on it last year the death rate per mile is ..., Wait what?
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fox sneaks in and bites woman while she slept two separate times. Does the fox have good taste, or does she just taste good? You decide (pic)
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(66)
 
(8newsnow.com)
 
 
 
Sammy the cat, trapped in a storm drain for four days, is rescued just in time for Caturday
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(812)
 
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Protip: When fleeing the bailiff after the judge sentences you to prison, take the stairs
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman killed after portable toilet crashes through her windshield. Bet she never saw that shiat coming
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(49)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Are you there God? It's me, Elliot. Please keep me out of PMITA Prison
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(44)
 
(ADN.com)
 
 
 
Man stabs roommate with pair of antlers during heated argument. Oh, deer
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(26)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Horseboy, who appears in several pictures in Google Streetview in Aberdeen, Scotland, wants to remain anonymous. If the N-n-n-n-n-neighbors know who it is, they whinny say
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(36)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Imagine travelling back in time to any age and starting over, knowing what you know now. What year is it, how old are you and what is your game plan?
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(286)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Urban living is way cooler and cheaper than the sterile, stifling suburbs, long as you don't mind your kids getting shanked every once in a while and a public school system that can't teach anything more complex than how to go potty
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(63)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Zara Phillips, 11th in line to the English throne, leaves the 40th anniversary party for Range Rover OMG LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HER THIGHS
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(123)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Officials have no explanation for why the giant hole has appeared but confirmed they were looking into it"
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(38)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop this silhouette
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The world will have to wait a little longer for "sandwich in a can"
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(50)
 
(Salem News)
 
 
 
Expectant dad kicked out of hospital after tantrum. Police talk him down and let him go back in, where he's told he missed child's birth. Repeat step one
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(56)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chicago city council to the Supreme Court: "Fine. You want 'reasonable gun restrictions'? We'll show you reasonable gun restrictions"
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(599)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Just in time to ruin your weekend, California strip clubs are no longer allowed to cash welfare checks
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(67)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Beer thief arrested 154 times told judge he didn't need a lawyer because "I've been in this court more than you have"
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(48)
 


Fri July 02, 2010
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Italy bans sandcastles on beaches, wooden clogs, feeding feral cats and sitting on steps of local monuments. Your move, England
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bad idea: Shooting at a cop Worse: When you're in the back of a locked police car
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(57)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Let he who has never confused the fingerprint machine with a urinalysis station cast the first stone
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(21)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite gym rat is back in the news; now, he's extorting a 19-year-old girl
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(1211)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to make fun of those that make bad choices in life. It's TSGs mugshot roundup. Happy 4th Fark
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(201)
 
(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
News: woman wins millions in lottery. Fark: for the 4th time
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(79)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Human/plant hybrids
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(46)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Police won't release documents in the 'accidental death' of a woman whose naked body was found upside down and frozen in a city garbage can
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(107)
 
(Korea Times)
 
 
 
44 percent of South Korean local governments use Engrish in branding logos. "At worst, they may convey a sense that the country is made up of yokels"
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some people, when they have a bike for sale, put out flyers at the local college. Others take out an ad in the paper. Then there's this guy
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(126)
 
(Standard-Speaker)
 
 
 
While foreign-owned brewers such as Budweiser and Miller are selling less beer, American-owned Yuengling is doing well enough to expand their brewery: "We're trying to keep up with demand" for Vitamin Y
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(240)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
The co-founder of the Salvador Dali museum is dead. This is just so surreal
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(61)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kabul bar owner stayed in business under Taliban rule by convincing them that all non-Muslims smell like booze
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(62)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Best video of a guy on foot racing a horse you'll see all day. FARK: Track announcer calls the race and even gives odds
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ways to get a faster response from your computer department #4302: Perform fellatio on the IT director outside of a Barnes and Noble store
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(94)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Weed safer than booze. In other news, gravity
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(291)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Poll: 26% Of U.S. clueless on who we declared independence from
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(310)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
High bacteria levels ruining Iowa's beaches, presumably referring to copies of the 1988 Bette Midler film owned by resident of the landlocked prairie state of Iowa
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oakland is on the brink of rioting, but for some reason this is news today
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(440)
 
(Cape Cod Times)
 
 
 
It is illegal to have an outdoor shower unless it is connected to a septic system. It is illegal to connect an outdoor shower to a septic system. Welcome to Massachusetts. Have a day
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(67)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The head of the GOP says that "We shouldn't even be in Afghanistan," "It was a war of Obama's choosing," and "Who is this Bush guy you people keep referring to?"
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(707)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Firefighter on trial for manslaughter because the siren in his firetruck frightened a herd of cows causing them to stampede and trample their owner to death
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(113)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
This week's Fark Weird News Quiz. If you can't get 10/10, you must be one of those people with a "life" that we keep hearing about
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
50 childhood fads that were simultaneously extremely evil and freaking awesome
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(332)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Amazing enhanced images of an early draft of the Declaration of Independence where Jefferson referred to the American population as 'subjects' then scratched it out and replaced it with the word 'citizens' (w/ pics)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gaffer's tape ball
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just 8% of Russians believe their country will win the World Cup, which is actually pretty good considering Russia didn't even qualify to play in the tournament
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Starbucks offers free wi-fi. Now you can surf the web instead of pretending you're working on your novel as you guzzle coffee and avoid work
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(83)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
When teachers go to prison, the inmates are not safe from sexual assault...wait, what?
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(32)
 
(Sify)
 
 
 
So the old lady down the street told you to stop throwing garbage in her yard. Do you C) beat her with sticks, rip her clothes off, and parade her naked through the neighborhood?
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(81)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Check that. Money CAN buy happiness
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(119)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
German villages to settle a centuries old score in the only logical way: with a wheelie, wheelie fast race
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(16)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Audit finds that letting NOAA impose huge fines on fishermen and then dump the money in an unregulated bank account that agency managers could use at will, MAY have been a bad idea
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman Charged with DUI for Driving Drunk on Vanilla Extract. Yeah, you read that right
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(138)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Besides their criminal enterprises these lovelies are also gainfully employed. At what is your guess. It's TSGs Friday Photo Fun
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(57)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Living soldier could get Medal of Honor, the first living recipient since Forrest Gump
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(203)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Bad karma: stealing. Worse karma: stealing from a church. Hell Express: using a crucifix to pry open the donation box
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reclusive Russian math genius resigns himself to never having a threesome
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(94)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Penis cucumber saved from the chop after housewife declines to eat it. With picture that you may mistake for a self-portrait
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(201)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Ghost of Doors' frontman Jim Morrison reportedly haunting a restaurant bathroom. "Break On Through" has never been more apropos
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(69)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
German police arrest crocodile found wandering the streets. Clearly they need to tighten up their border with Australia
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(46)
 
(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
One-armed bandit put in handcuff by long arm of the law
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Couple collects 400,000 cans to pay for the wedding. Husband will most likely need 800,000 to pay for the eventual divorce
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flying dog
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(34)
 
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
BP - Oil spill, what oil spill? All we see is a pristine beach covered in the sand we just put down
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(175)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Schwarzenegger reduces state workers pay to minimum wage
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(652)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're a teacher looking for a little privacy to boink a teen student so you pull to the side of the road and cops watch the whole thing with night-vision goggles? (w/ "Yes, you probably would" mugshot)
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(138)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Police put an APB out on a leprechaun because he was "acting suspicious", most likely are after his pot of gold
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(53)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Machine teaches men what it feels like to menstruate. Machine teaching women what it feels like to be exposed to somebody with PMS under construction
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(216)
 
(WLWT)
 
 
 
Man accused of growing pot near school was definitely not indulging in his product, as the mugshot clearly shows
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(119)
 


Thu July 01, 2010
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
If you force your way into a preschool full of kids, yelling "I am the supreme being," you might be a Floridian
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Elephant sits on his zoo keeper after learning he going to be kept in Toledo for his WHOLE life
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these brave knights
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(30)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Mysterious billionaire sends modified 10 story, 1100 foot tanker to help out in the Gulf. Karl Stromberg nods knowingly
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(164)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Father grounds his daughter after discovering she was cyber-bullying a classmate. Just kidding. He sued her school for punishing her. "These people were going to suspend my daughter for something that happened outside of school"
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(389)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Judge rules that a principal can be held personally liable for students bringing Christmas-themed pencils to school reading "Jesus is the reason for the season"
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(123)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Head of the CBO says an aging population means the national debt is going to rise from 60% of GDP to 85% of GDP by 2035-and that's IF we knuckle down and cut spending and repeal the Bush tax cuits- otherwise it'll be 185%
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(246)
 
(The 33 TV)
 
 
 
Does anybody know why Principal Rooney keeps forgetting to update his sex-offender status? Anyone? Bueller?
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(159)
 
(WCNC)
 
 
 
TSA: What's in your pocket? Woman: I have a bomb TSA: Huh? Woman: I have a farking bomb. TSA: Come again? Woman: I have a bomb because I'm a farking terrorist. TSA: Jailarity
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(205)
 
(Star News Online)
 
 
 
Drunk tells police his car hydroplaned. Police tell drunk he shouldn't drive on the creek any more
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In case, like most of us, you're still fuzzy on what furries are, here's a female "Furry" to tell us what it's like in her world
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(377)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Government Cheese, Elvis (the Fat Years), Secret Breakfast, and Jesus Juice. If you guessed ice cream flavors, step up and collect your Prosciutto double-scoop cone
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The City of Chicago's knee-jerk, reactionary response to having its handgun law invalidated is...well, surprisingly reasonable
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(443)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Hollister store in NYC infested with annoying, tenacious parasites. Bedbugs, too
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We are in the middle of the worst recession in generations and an ecological catastrophe in the Gulf of Mexico, but this looming threat may truly test this nation in the months to come
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Three kids found abandoned in home with no running water and....wait...there are trailers that are 1900 square feet??
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(63)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
"Whistle-blower" claims what everyone already knew
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(165)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police arrest the Duke of Germany after he breaks into a stranger's home to take a shower
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(33)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
If you're going to crash your car into a building and report it as stolen, aim for a building without a security camera recording your drunk ass fleeing the scene
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(18)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
California to compensate rape and imprisonment victim Jaycee Dugard with $20 million. Be sure you don't spend that IOU all in one place
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(187)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Gulf Coast Guard commander headed off to bluer waters
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(24)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You knew it was coming: VP Biden Godwins the GOP
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(234)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hot Russian redhead deep cover spy cleverly used inconspicuous addresses such as 99 Fake Street
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(105)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Oliva Wilde named 'Sexiest Vegetarian Celebrity.' I'd toss her salad anyday
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(183)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this metal monstrosity
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(31)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Homeopathy no longer available from the British NHS. "After all, by their own logic, the less funding they get, the more effective it will be"
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(139)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
European low-cost airline to introduce cheap "vertical seating" offset by charging people to use the john. The new seats look like you're riding the Great Bear at Hersheypark (pic)
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(79)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Joran van der Sloot's mother: "He's not a monster. He can be very gentle"
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(95)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Finally some good news: More and more dry counties are starting to sell alcohol. "It almost seems like we're behind the times"
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With a little help from BP, the US has taken back the title of "biggest oil spill in the history of the Gulf of Mexico." We're #1. We're #1
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(70)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Lately I've been infatuated with the physics of my belly. I'm starting to notice how it moves with me, how it gets in the way, and it makes me daydream about how it will feel when I'm bigger"
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(249)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
The same media that is obsessed with telling you how all of the everyday objects you touch are a cesspool of bacteria is genuinely curious why Americans are obsessed with bottled water
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(49)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Central Park is infested with smelly, hairy, obnoxious creatures, one bite from which will ruin your day. Plus rabid raccoons
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(26)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Cash-strapped CA city concludes outsourcing is cheaper, fires all of its employees, including police and fire. Man, those people in India must have some fast fire trucks
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(90)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
BP's London office to hear the buzz about the Gulf of Mexico
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(37)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
U.S. Government sued by ACLU over no fly list. Apparently, barring terrorists from flying violates their constitutional rights to fly and kill people
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(260)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elian Gonzalez, now 16, would like you to know that he's not angry with the relatives who tried to kidnap him and is grateful that so many Americans supported his return to his Cuban paradise
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(182)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you bag a duck in the wilderness and plan to eat it, you're considered an all-American hunter. But if you do the same at a city park, they call you a criminal
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(93)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
It's never a good idea to store too many things inside of your car just in case it gets broken into. This is especially important if you're a cop and carry an arsenal of weapons and ammo in your take home vehicle
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Minimize the trauma of pets during the 4th of July fireworks. You can start by not taping anything with a fuse to the cat
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(65)
 
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Protesting in the 60s: nonviolent civil disobedience. Protesting in 2010: terrorism
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(151)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Lawsuit alleges Fruit Roll-ups "unhealthy"
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(89)
 
(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
Fox News asks: Is libraries necessary, or are them a waste of money our?
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(282)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
NC authorities successfully defuse Nerf Bomb
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(43)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The next must-have for hipsters: 'Vintage' axes, complete with carrying cases. How ironic
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(244)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Old school judge wraps murderer's face up in a diaper and mosquito netting after he decided it would be a good idea to spit on the jury. (w/ bonus pink striped jumpsuit mugshot)
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(66)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Yard sale Saturday, 6 a.m. to whenever. Items include Hesco wire and a latrine that makes a perfect home. See the US Army, Iraq. All sales final. No early birds or suicide bombers"
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(34)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
I'm the ᵏⁱⁿᵍ of the ʷᵒʳˡᵈ
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(71)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
New fire code based on the World Trade Center bans the use of thermite charges on the steel frame
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(422)
 
(KGOR)
 
 
 
Congratulations on your pregnancy, however, your unborn child is totally sending off some bad vibes and you're fired
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(140)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So what did all the "Swine Flu" fearmongering end up costing us? Well the 70,000,000 doses of unused vaccine that we're going to have to throw away in the next few months cost about half a billion dollars alone--and you paid for it
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(340)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this in-studio spiel
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(40)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
John Stossel would like you people who are "hurt" by the "recession" to STFU and be glad you aren't in India, be sad that you don't have a wicked 'stache
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(477)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists say hand washing improves drinking water - unless, of course, that's what you're washing your hands in
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Your "Hot For Teacher" moment for the day comes from Michigan, with a "you'd hit it with spotlights and fireworks all around" photo
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(265)
 
(ArabNews)
 
 
 
Cement shop robbed. Police investigation finds nothing concrete
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(43)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
In case of a sudden loss of air pressure, pull down on the masks in front of you. Ignore the falling maggots
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(99)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Noted atheist author suspends book tour to battle cancer. If only there was some divine being he could turn to for comfort
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(639)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this paper thingy
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(24)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
You'd think that "The Exalted Cyclops rules over the Council of Centaurs" would mean something awesome, but no, it's a KKK thing. God damn you racists
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(151)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 269: "Rain, Rain, Go Away." Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(170)
 


Wed June 30, 2010
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
All you dirty hippies can say what you want, but recent high school graduate dies within hours of purchasing marijuana. Conincidence?
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(141)
 
(Some Dog Lover)
 
 
 
Man rappels 350 ft into a slot canyon to rescue an abandoned, near-death puppy, all by himself and videotaping most of the way. With pics and video of rescue
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(131)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
A computer program has deciphered a dead language that has mystified even the most cunning linguists for years. "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine." Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a biatch
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(135)
 
(Nerve)
 
 
 
Internet meme Hall of Fame inductees: Craigslist edition
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(118)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Britain, remembering a long history of premature evacuations, warns against quick withdrawal in an explosive situation; counsels to close one's eyes and think of England
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(47)
 
(Amazon.com)
 
 
 
Hospital Products produces the world's first vaccum sealed, coin operated tampon dispenser. I really hope that picture is unrelated
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(194)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Three men arrested for breaking into-- one of them is a woman? Really? Is the one in the middle? C'mon, gimme a hint here
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(82)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
While you weren't paying attention, Nevada enacted an amendment to ensure that Minimum Wage is adjusted every year to match how much you need to earn in order to have a place to sleep and food to eat
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(322)
 
(chronicle herald)
 
 
 
2/3 of Grade 12 students fail math exams
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(250)
 
(LNG)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline of the day: Lube Fingered in Fatal Blast
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(34)
 
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
It's not the crash in your Dodge Viper that gets you, it's the sudden running over by a Ford Mustang while you're inspecting the damage that does it
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(160)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this solar sculpture
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(34)
 
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
The woman who falsely accused the Duke Lacrosse team of raping her is back in the news. This time for setting her home on fire with her boyfriend and children inside. "I don't feel I'm going to get the justice that I deserve"
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(374)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republicans hate TARP so much they just voted to keep it going. Wait, what?
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(164)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bottom-feeders are thriving in the Gulf of Mexico
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(61)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Supreme Court judge nominee Kagan clumsily dodges the question on how she would rule in the landmark case of Edward v. Jacob
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(185)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US officials say they were tipped off to the Russian "sleeper" agents after learning that hot women had been spotted at parties appearing actually interested in talking to scientists and engineers about their jobs
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(134)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tesco is offering a flatpack wood cabin that can be delivered to your doorstep (doorstep extra)
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(72)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Christian commentator points out that being Christian jerk is against everything Jesus taught, is immediately derided as a radical left-wing traitor who hates Jesus and America and NASCAR
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(621)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
We may be nearing the point where the new generation of Italian children does not know the serenity of a crucifix lording over them in their classroom
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(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And the reason gas is so expensive this week is: A british commodities trader went on an epic drinking binge and then got a little silly with his firm's trading desk afterwards. Yes, really
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lock of Napoleon's hair sells at auction for $13,000, which is far short of the expected sale price
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(29)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Man arrested for Godwinning his ringtone
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(157)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
10 Gulf oil spill myths debunked, yet to be degunked
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(112)
 
(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
Ocean City, MD: Where you can feel the warm glow of the sun, the waves crashing at your feet, and an umbrella impaling you in the chest
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(73)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Stupid, silly, worthless French law criminalizes insults as "psychological violence," will never amount to anything because who would want it and was the biggest mistake of my life. Look at it. LOOK AT IT
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Is a Flanders-Wallonia split in-doodly-evitable?
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(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman claims her chihuahua died protecting her kids from two pitbulls that had entered her apartment. Ay, caramba
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(222)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The play area of a McDonald's is not the most ideal place to look at porn while fondling yourself
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(119)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Police in Northern Virginia would like you to know that you have no right to know anything
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(256)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Captain's Log: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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(69)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
There are lots of activities you can do with your teenage son, but helping him make bombs out of dry ice shouldn't be one of them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman who filed suit claiming she was fired because her figure was "too distracting" for the office apparently spent a great deal of time and money getting the most distracting figure surgery could provide
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(275)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
More and more divorce lawyers are striking evidence gold on Facebook. Bonus: uses the word "manstress"
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(53)
 
(Hong Kong Standard)
 
 
 
Hong Kong Dog Man voodoo sex. Yeah, he got caught
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(33)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Who says the VA isn't giving enough to veterans? Why, this VA hospital may have given up to 1800 of them HIV
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(60)
 
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
There's always room for Jell-OHDEARGOD
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(87)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Stop saying that oil companies were unprepared for a disaster in the Gulf. It's been almost two decades since they set up the Marine Spill Response Corp, and those three guys with rowboats have been working very hard, thankyou very much
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(AP)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Some 70,000 turtle eggs to be whisked far from oil." Sounds like a hell of an omelette
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(39)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Two state department officials in trouble in Syria for tweeting about frappucinos and challenging a Syrian government official to a cake-eating contest
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(23)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Some guy named Curtis says one percent of Web comments have any value at all, and that the rest are garbage
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(484)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Kiwi students get thumbs up for semi-naked car rally. Yes, they're calling it the Undie 500
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(19)
 
(Kaiser Family Foundation)
 
 
 
Disabled man banned from driving any mechanically propelled wheelchair after being caught drunk in charge of an 8mph mobility scooter
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(50)
 
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Toronto police say they attacked a G20 crowd singing the national anthem because of the Maple Leafs; once you hear "O Canada", you know the locals are about to get beaten
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(285)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
To the left, the Wafflesicle. To the right, impassioned arguments for an AWESOME tag
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Before placing your BBQ in your car, make sure that it is properly extinguished. Bonus advice from firefighters "We would advise that someone doing the cooking remain sober"
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(88)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man in white
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(48)
 
(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Knicker-theft mayor wins appeal. With the most Farkworthy pic so far this week
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(145)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Behold, the second plumbing of Jesus
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this archaic audio
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Workers finish Alpine viewing tower looking down 3,000ft. (w/ vertigo inducing pics)
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(126)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The U.S. Dollar, 1783-2010, RIP
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(431)
 
(Times Argus)
 
 
 
Which of the following is NOT against the law in the state of Vermont: a) Eating more than 6 meals in a day; b) Tying a giraffe to a telephone pole; c) Strolling buck naked down Main Street in the capital city
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Tue June 29, 2010
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mum is shocked, angry, disgusted and upset that Google Street View published pictures on the internet of her three year-old son playing naked in his grandmother's backyard
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(222)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Larry King is finally going to shut up
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(128)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Having five cups of coffee per day may help prevent Alzheimer's disease
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(208)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
It seems that you aren't the only one who waits for your airline meal with baited breath
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(77)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Getting drugged, having your teeth pulled, and being filmed by your dad while asking, "Is this real life?" is way more lucrative than you'd think
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(78)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this slingshot stretch
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(17)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Gunman loose after shooting man in Orange. What a fruit
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(40)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
2010 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest has winner: "Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity's mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world's thirstiest gerbil." Fap
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(76)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Analyst reveals alleged Russian spy ring was blown open by the fact that they were really lousy at the whole spy thing
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
McDonald's unveils new Ogre Ejaculate McFlurry flavor
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(101)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Mass. school gives test to juniors and seniors containing 100 errors. Response from proofreading company? close enuf
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(97)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Teenage girls are more likely to be cool than teenage boys
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(97)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Buddhist monk films naked woman bathing in holy water. Temple tantrum ensues
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(69)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you find a 16-year-old girl in your car, you don't get to keep her
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(189)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
After leaving the hospital, Scott said, "This was a private incident between me and a bear"
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(70)
 
(Macon Telegraph)
 
 
 
Protip: If daycare inspectors are about to find your center is overcapacity, don't send the little ones for a 15-mile unsupervised walk home in a Georgia summer
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(98)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Yep, you'd hit that. In the name of espionage, of course
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(89)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
You know what they call a McDonald's heir getting robbed in France? A Royale with a Beatin'
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man accused of "humping" police cruiser
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(44)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pregnant drinking "affects sperm." Well then, spit it out
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(70)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
So, someone at NIH wakes up one morning, finds $1.4 million of tax money lying around, and decides we need to know about the "social milieu" of male prostitutes in Ho Chi Minh City
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(53)
 
(Jacob or Edward?)
 
 
 
"She told Colorado State Troopers she was startled by the undead being, threw her car into reverse, and crashed into a canal"
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(64)
 
(KCBD)
 
 
 
After teaching a class via teleconference, be sure to close the video feed, especially if you're going to search the web for porn
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(71)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
People who suppress their anger tend to become violent when drunk, according to cloistered Mormon scientists who've just encountered this curious "alcohol" substance
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(103)
 
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Puppy perps popped. Pup perfect
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(75)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Six food trends we're all sick of, including cupcakes, sliders, and bacon everything. Not listed: "heirloom" anything
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(301)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
San Franciscans, learning from Oakland, shoot up a vigil being held for a man killed during the gay-pride parade
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(72)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The Terrafugia Transition "flying car" finally gets the go-ahead from US air authorities to go into production. George Jetson approves
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(130)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Turn on the Bat Signal. Police on the lookout for woman robbing shoe and beauty stores wearing a cat mask, release the greatest police sketch of all time
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(79)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Woman stops car to allow ducks to cross highway, kills father and daughter on a motorcycle
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(576)
 
(Some Ghostbuster)
 
 
 
Paranormal activity detected at railroad museum. Skeptics hope to derail findings
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(168)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Wine vending machines: great idea? or the greatest idea?
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(70)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
One of those Russian spies is a hot ginger. дiддiтч
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(300)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
So it turns out that you might not really be able to make $500 a week making angel pins in your basement. Also, that online training course you took on medical billing? Yeah, don't bother printing the certificate
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(111)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Chimp warfare, papal smears and plucking G-strings: Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/20 - 6/26
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(14)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New Jersey town may soon allow topless Guidettes to sunbathe
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(99)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Man takes on his wife's bucket list after she dies of breast cancer
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(72)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Author writes book on how experts are wrong, quotes experts on experts being wrong: "You should not trust me either"
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(45)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Not news: Marine, who was serving overseas, receives letter from his sister. Fark: from 1975
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Women with lower IQ more likely to pursue rich men. Men with lower IQ more likely to pursue marriage
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To welcome you to the New Depression, here is a list of the 21 things you should never buy new. Yes, IKEA furniture is listed
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(191)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Drama queens on reality shows and fire-breathing pundits may be creating a society where overreaction is the norm
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(191)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop this strange marcher
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(13)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Obama and Lady Gaga are busy fighting to be the first living man with ten million facebook fans
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(106)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to know what would happen if Gollum had sex with Amy Winehouse? The Sun is there
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(216)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
IT dept thrown under a bus by independent report that puts blame on them for spying on students
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(186)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Salmon? Great. Vodka? Even better. Salmon Vodka? "We had our heave bucket close by"
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(54)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
You remember the old forest, on the borders of Buckland? Folk used to say there was something in the water that made the trees grow tall. Trees that could whisper ... talk to each other ... even move
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(117)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Things to do on the first day of the mayor's student summer job program: Check in with your supervisor, get you ID badge, sharpen your knife, report for orientation, steal iPhones from the management, work together and have fun
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Michigan Governor says state needs to diversify its businesses. Too bad no one thought of that between 1970 and now
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(199)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
It may be time to re-examine the benefits of statins, preferably without drug companies writing all the test results this time
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(96)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Harper Lee breaks a half-century of silence to tell the media to piss off
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(258)
 
(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
If you're on the run from the cops, bursting into a high school gym class promising the students a 'lesson in love' probably isn't the best move
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(45)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Dumbass "adult" "Twilight" "fan" caught filming in a theater is now suing the theater for having her arrested. At least she didn't have to sit through the movie
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(246)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ceiling boat
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(27)
 
(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
States for $500 Alex. Dust remover‚ fetal position‚ puddle of vomit. What is Florida? (With bonus huffy gallery)
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(75)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Farkettes make better beer tasters than Farkers
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(124)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man who just stabbed four people to death had previously violated parole by failing to finish an anger-management course. Ya think?
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(61)
 


Mon June 28, 2010
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Jenna Bush's "Today Show" segment about her visit to Yellowstone proves that the apple doesn't fall far from the whatever it is that apples come from
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(287)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Having five cups of coffee per day may help prevent Alzheimer's disease
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(158)
 
(Some Frappucino)
 
 
 
Why your Starbucks barista hates you, secretly puts in 2% milk instead of nonfat
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(343)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Candidate for governor of Tamaulipas State, Mexico fails to win critical drug-lord endorsement
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(69)
 
(WJZ.com)
 
 
 
Jurors hear angry telephone messages from woman accused of killing her husband. The defense will argue that she's just a crazy Koontz
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(65)
 
(Government Technology)
 
 
 
Study finds most Americans know of the word "smart" while about 40 percent know of the word "grid." Only 176 Americans have heard of a "smart grid" and 3 know what it is
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(127)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Young girl survives shark attack on her foot. Doctors say she is going to be all right
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(66)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Normally a hand-stitched quilt created more than a hundred years ago to help a family get through the cold winters wouldn't be very controversial. But you stitch a few swastikas into it and everybody freaks out. "Oh, my God"
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(120)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Steve Jobs: "There are no reception issues." Also, "We've always been at war with Eastasia"
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(245)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
International Space Station Commanders forbid admission to the 275 Mile High Club. Hairy Palms Club immediately raises its dues
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(97)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Paterson police in search of missing 83-year-old woman may have Alzheimer's." Great, and they let these guys carry guns?
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(22)
 
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Guy steals puppy from a girl at a park. Hopefully it tears apart the back seat of his Gremlin and pees all over his ABBA discs
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(71)
 
(Curbed LA)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: San Pedro's Pantsless Multicultural Man Finally Arrives
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(10)
 
(Some Stranger)
 
 
 
1. Don't take candy from strangers. 2. Don't take prescription painkillers from strangers because it might actually be candy. 3. Don't jump on the hood of a stranger's car because you bought drugs but got candy
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(32)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dry head
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(31)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
The Houston Chronicle has a slide show of the upcoming apocalypse. Where is that awesome tag when I need it?
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(127)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shortfall in bake sale revenues causes the Air Force to consider retiring bomber fleet
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(113)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Barn owls prove to be farmer's best friend. Whoooooo would have believed it
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(60)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton supports blowing up the BP leak, and if there is one thing Bill knows about, it's unintentional spills (video)
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(71)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Stroke victim who forgot how to read learned how to do so again with the use of his tongue and has written two novels that are more comprehensible than an Ayn Rand novel
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(73)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ten Russian spies arrested in US could make diplomatic relations Colder
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(77)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
For those of you who found the activities on the Disney Cruse line too confusing, there's the "Tea Party at Sea" cruise. Special guest: Victoria Jackson
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(239)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
United pilot detained for removing pants in Rio airport. Come on, who hasn't dropped trou in Rio?
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(27)
 
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Responding to the Supreme Court gun decision, Chicago mayor Richard Daley said: "We are a country of laws not a nation of guns," as he prepared new anti-gun ordinances to skirt the law
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(718)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Not news: Hottie gets to pick her own 19th birthday present from parents. Fark: She chooses botox treatments. TotalFark: Parents get them for her. Now 27, she still looks surprised at their answer
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(308)
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Investigation continues into how a man was electrocuted at an industrial site where a bag containing copper pieces and tools were found
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(42)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
When the bartender tell you "you're drunk, take a taxi", this isn't what he means
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(28)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Camouflage dress? Check. Tree stand? Check. Archery club? Check. It's wedding season in Iowa
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(35)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
The first up-close look at the relief well rigs and mitigation ships. Bonus: Slide #10
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Great news everyone! The new reigning oldest senator is none other than...Voldemort
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(54)
 
(SBA)
 
 
 
TFette formed babby with Spina Bifida and is helping educate and raise funds to spread awareness. (w/ babby pics)
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(211)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
England says Americans are the worst at failing to drive on the wrong side of the road
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(68)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
McChrystal and team made the comments that got him fired on record and in the first two days
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(103)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Gulf dead zone could soon be the same size as America's other famous dead zone
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(60)
 
(Science Blogs)
 
 
 
Court rules that Texas Higher Education Coordinating Board was right in denying institute ability to issue master's degrees in creationism. Oh well, back to the ole Darwin board
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(319)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
China is 100% committed to free speech, so long as it doesn't subvert state power, national unity, national honor; incite ethnic hatred, advocate heresy, pornography, violence; or hurts the rights and interests of others. 100%
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(95)
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The more you learn about confirmation bias, the more you'll be assured of its existence
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(60)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
DHS's Napolitano says "You're never going to completely seal that border." Well, lets not try then. While we are at it, lets not try on the oil spill, war on drugs, voter fraud, racism, tax enforcement, etc
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(327)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
"Police noticed that unlike most vehicles, this one was on fire"
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(43)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The US/Ghana World Cup heartbreaker was the most-watched men's game in FIFA World Cup history in the US. Over 200 people watched it
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(392)
 
(Harvard)
 
 
 
Professors at Harvard University say they have discovered a crucial meta-physiological effect: Being extremely good and moral or very evil actually confers mental and even physical powers on a person
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