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Sun June 27, 2010
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sarah Jessica Parker's long lost brother comes forward. Easy boy
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(69)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
You sound ugly
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(161)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Police "increasingly concerned" for welfare of scantily-clad 14 year old girl who left nightclub at 1am with 60 year old man
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(150)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
In an effort to drive even more revenue across the river, Missouri passes law banning nudity and alcohol at strip clubs
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(78)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Post a secret that the person posting above you doesn't want out. LGN
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(4066)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme Contest: The punchline of your favorite joke. (Link goes to example)
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(57)
 
(News on 6)
 
 
 
Number of chidren left inside hot cars on the rise. Probably too much yeast
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(124)
 
(chicago tribune)
 
 
 
Zombiecize -- Fitness for the zombie apocalypse
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(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Newspaper's spell-checker tempts the wrath of irate Trekkies
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(151)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Three reasons why we dream: CTRL+ALT+DEL
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(204)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope pissed that police pressure pedofile priests to produce papers protecting previous perverted pastors
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(156)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Senator Robert Byrd sees that to everything (turn, turn, turn) there is a season (turn, turn, turn) and a time to every purpose, under Heaven. A time to be born, a time to die
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(424)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
MSM a little slow this year - it's taken until almost July to get our annual "playgrounds are going to maim our children" story
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(68)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Coming soon to a dinner party near you: Death by genetically engineered salmon mousse
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(80)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In-depth investigation reveals that American chicken McNuggets aren't the same as British snacks. It's not news, it's CNN
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(78)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to life in prison after shoplifting and leading police on a car chase
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(99)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Today would be Helen Keller's 130th birthday. If only she hid in that attic a little longer
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(147)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Family life has put middle-class men in a bind; they are simply cogs in a domestic machine commanded by women. Contemporary moms have become virtuoso super-managers of a complex operation focused on the care and transport of children
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(473)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're growing 1,000 pot plants, it's probably a good idea to bury dead bodies as far away as possible
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Putting a leopard and a golden retriever together is all fun and games until...well, it's all fun and games
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(54)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
There's always one neighbor who spoils the fun for everyone else. In Ft Worth, it's the one next door to the guy with the beer vending machine in his yard
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(46)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Huge wildfire spreads in northern Manitoba, grows by 20,000 acres overnight. Resident worried
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(21)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this delicate operation
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(22)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia DOT to fine drivers $25.00 for failure to pay $0.50 on toll road
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(152)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Please carry your name and your family's address in a plastic bag before strolling across Arizona's deserts, so this guy can return your body. The 88 so far this year have given him quite enough work
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(154)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
After years of debate over old drivers and their farmers' market antics, Massachusetts politicians decide they should have their eyes checked every five years instead of every ten
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(44)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
The Eyjafjallajökull volcanic eruption is the reason Gen. McChrystal got the boot. No, really
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(24)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Verizon: Die fighting In Afghanistan? Pay $350 early termination fee
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(105)
 
(wtsp.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman bumps, then runs boyfriend over with her car. Fark: Her mugshot
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(73)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
A Straight Person's Guide to Gay Pride: "Yes, we know all lesbians look like Justin Bieber. Stop telling us"
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(134)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
L-A-W-S-U-I-T is a measly 10 points in Scrabble, but it's worth $80,000 to a cop in discrimination lawsuit
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(34)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with ruining sex on the internet, Sydney council now gunning for the real deal
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(100)
 
(KSL.com)
 
 
 
O N E D E A D A F T E R B A N N E R P L Α N E C R A S H E S I N S A L T L A K E C I T Y
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(55)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Next up to be ruined by those farking hipsters: Skee-Ball
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(152)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Contestants gather in small English village for world egg-throwing championships. Seriously, no yolk
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(20)
 
(wsvn.com)
 
 
 
Protesting high electric costs, angry raccoon climbs pole, knocks out power to 8000 homes. Customer's reaction both positive and negative
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(51)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Braille use declining, experts try to put finger on why
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(84)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Like Adam Vinatieri shanking a chip shot, Tropical Storm Alex seems to be sailing wide left of the most tempting target in the gulf
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(71)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this roll home
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(24)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
No matter how bad your job sucks, just be glad you're not manning phones at Pakistan's first abortion hotline
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(180)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Backed by a party of punk-rockers and promising to get Parliament off drugs within 10 years, TV comedian is elected mayor of Reykjavik. You knew this would happen once Al Franken got into the Senate
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(71)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Do not try to bypass the line of people showing their receipts to the employees at the exit of Costco. Costco will f**k you up. Just ask this woman
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(662)
 
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Woman falls from third-story window, lands on car, crashes on neighbor's couch. Ta-da
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(44)
 


Sat June 26, 2010
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"We were like, puzzled, like, she's like, like six years old," said her father, Dr. Santhosh Thomas about six-year old on the "No Fly" list
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(243)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Tanker spills 4,000 gallons of milk in Wisconsin neighborhood, local residents urged not to weep
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(56)
 
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
It took North Carolina ABC six months to "investigate" topless bars, bring 16 charges for nudity below the waist. It's nice to see such sacrifice, commitment to thorough police work
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(137)
 
(Some Guy & Girl)
 
 
 
Photoshop this office routine
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(31)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
VH1, having given up on any pretense of class, is developing a reality show where coworkers battle each other for a $50,000 prize. And here it is, folks, the nadir of Western civilization
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(86)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Durbin asks Obama to appoint "carp czar." Why is it always a czar? Why not "sultan of carp" or "carp baron" or something?
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(148)
 
(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
Softball team holds controversial "white trash" themed fundraiser party in white trash Texas town. "They wouldn't have a Hitler party or a 'come get ghetto with us' party"
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(76)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
For $715,000 you can own this New Zealand village that includes a pub and 40 people
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(63)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Two Census workers fired over faked surveys. That's two more families of 23 with no breadwinner
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(45)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Wet weather in Toronto forces peaceful G20 demonstrators to burn police vehicles for warmth
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(421)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
The good: Brewery crafts new beer, the proceeds of which will go toward oil spill relief efforts. The bad: The beer can't be sold in two spill-affected states due to alcohol laws
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(51)
 
(Multichannel News)
 
 
 
DirecTV and Dish formally request access to Comcast Sportsnet Philadelphia. Farm channel also slated to air breaking news video of pigs flying
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(17)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Giant hole found in the moon. That Star Wars creature wanted for questioning
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(81)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Step 1: Ask a hitman to kill your husband. Step 2: Go to jail for attempted murder. Step 3: Collect $70,000 in alimony after divorcing the man you tried to kill
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(120)
 
(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
State investigating power company that pulled plug on woman. Arrest, charges forthcoming once they find ground
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(43)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Airplane" turns 30, and Leon's getting larger
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(283)
 
(I Want To Believe)
 
 
 
Some people think that extraterrestrials will help us celebrate the 4th of July, while others think they are going to be hostile towards us. Submitter thinks that people should drink alcohol with their meds
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(34)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
If you send a photo of your testicular tumor to a female employee there's a good chance you'll be told to cease and de-cyst
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cunning disguise not enough to avert arrest of Jamaican drug lord (with pics)
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(52)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Next time someone tells you they were valedictorian of their high school class, be sure to ask them how many "co-valedictorians" there were that year
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(150)
 
(7 news)
 
 
 
Florida Radio Shack robbed of $35,000 worth of items. Cops surprised there's such a big market for VCRs, cassette tapes and rotary phones
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(69)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like "Rolling Stone" took a different view of "off the record" than Gen. McChrystal and his staff
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(126)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Tip to city planners: before spending $196,000 building a pedestrian crossing, it's probably a good idea to check that it's not in front of someone's driveway
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(56)
 
(KPTV)
 
 
 
Police search for gunmen in Plaid Pantry robbery, say it's fortunate no one was kilt
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(21)
 
(Evansville Courier and Press)
 
 
 
Drunken robber demands victim make him an egg during the crime. Felonious behavior is no yolk, son
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(39)
 
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Eight-year old boy denied medical treatment for burn injuries on 80% of his body due to government red tape
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(277)
 
(KRGV)
 
 
 
Customers want money back from bankrupt furniture store, say they're sofa king screwed
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(74)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
After years of research, the US army has found its secret weapon: Lawyers
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(47)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
One of the last strongholds against the corporate machinations of Wal-Mart has finally fallen. Chicago can now expect 21 Wal-Marts within the next few years
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(377)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Guy spends half his paycheck at strip club, demands police fill out a robbery report so he can show it to his wife
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tired Buddah
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(24)
 
(Keys Net)
 
 
 
Women plan topless protest against gender discrimination this 4th of July on Key West's Duval Street. As if anyone would notice the difference
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(87)
 
(WGME.com)
 
 
 
A girl's parents are furious because their little snowflake was stuck on a roller coaster for *gasp* 15 minutes. Someone should make those things less scary
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(121)
 
(Some Weather Channel)
 
 
 
As Tropical Storm Alex prepares to wreak havoc on Gulf Coast, we ask: why does God hate shrimp?
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(80)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New mayor of Reykjavik refuses to form coalition with any party whose members haven't seen all five seasons of "The Wire." No, really
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(86)
 
(Chicago Tribune)
 
 
 
The most amazing picture of a double lightning strike over Chicago you'll see all day
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Panera opens experimental store where what you pay for your food, if anything at all, is up to you. One month later, it's actually still turning a profit. Maybe just a tiny bit of faith in humanity isn't totally unwarranted
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(152)
 
(Global Voices)
 
 
 
Madagascar celebrates 50th anniversary of independence. Shut down everything meme feels like 100
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(17)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Gov. Patterson's wackiness has gone too far. He thinks grocery stores should be able to sell wine
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(185)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guy jumps out of tour boat to fulfill his lifelong dream of swimming with alligators, explains to police that alcohol may have contributed "somewhat"
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ten places you never want to see up close and personal. Detroit suspiciously absent
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(93)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man so shocked to receive bogus receipt for his own cremation that he has a heart attack and dies
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(31)
 
(SanDiego6)
 
 
 
Three newborn kittens discover that it is good to stay at the YMCA on Caturday
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(743)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Adolph Hitler made me grow it"
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Spirit Airlines publishes a series of ads featuring oil-drenched women in bikinis with the slogan: "Check Out The Oil On Our Beaches." Yes, some people along the Gulf have a problem with this
source: couriermail.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(My Fox Dallas)
 
 
 
Police Chief's cop killer son given police escort to cemetery. Some people seem to have a problem with this
source: myfoxdfw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photshop this man in a tub
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(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yahoo lists the top 10 Hot Dog Joints in America. Subby extremely suggests Hot Dog Heaven
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(171)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
100 KG Canadian gold coin with a face value of $1M sells at auction for 3.27 million Euros, just beating out Cash4Gold's offer of $150
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(89)
 
(Victorville Daily Press)
 
 
 
Heir to Southern California home builder commits suicide after DUI arrest. It's not like he was doing planned communities for Saddam Hussein
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(120)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'll see your two-year old smoking cigarettes and raise you with an 11-month old baby and a bong
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(82)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
I'll trade you this $8,000 Rolex for your underwear and some hair samples
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(41)
 


Fri June 25, 2010
(Goddess Tlaltekutli)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Aztec art
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(40)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pakistani censors to monitor the internet for "blasphemy." Probably in a darkened room with lots of tissues
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(62)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Cheney complains of "discomfort", is hospitalized with possible development of conscience
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(607)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pentagon's assessment of Rolling Stone's interview of Gen. McChrystal : "biatch set him up"
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(155)
 
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Band teacher in San Bernardino arrested for plucking a few g-strings
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(76)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Beer could save jobs
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(44)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The Smoking Gun's mugshot round up. THAT'S A MAN, BABY
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(225)
 
(Eating Our Words)
 
 
 
Why exactly two old dudes selling wine coolers captured the heart of a nation we'll never know: The 5 best booze commercials from the 80s
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(87)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Those reusable grocery bags that are green for the environment? Yeah, they're also a breeding ground for bacteria
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(115)
 
(Some Spoon Guy)
 
 
 
As if knifing a guy to death wasn't enough, man admits to forking him too
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(69)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Kellogg's recalls millions of boxes of Froot Loops after several people follow their nose straight to the toilet
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(63)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tropical depression expected in Caribbean. If you had that much oil floating towards you you'd be pretty depressed too
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(31)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
What's the first thing Dave Petraeus is going to do when he gets to Afghanistan? Let US soldiers shoot back
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(264)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Looks like former Detroit mayor Kilpatrick is going to be moving from Frying Pan Penitentiary to Fire State Prison
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(30)
 
(Government Technology)
 
 
 
Monster.com working with state government to get people jobs. Now you can finally realize your dream of becoming an entry-level customer service rep
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(68)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Theologian scholar says Jesus did not die on the cross and the Bible has been misinterpreted as there are no explicit references the use of nails or to crucifixion. The zombie part is 100% true though
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(190)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stray bullet breaks seventh-floor window of office building; police say determining the source "will be a long shot." Ba-dum
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(38)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The Gulf oil leak is making a lot of restaurant owners po-boys
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(68)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Tips for avoiding parasites and blood-suckers this summer. But enough about subby's in-laws
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(45)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
"The victim said he could see the alleged gray-haired, thong-wearer's scrotum and asked the man 'if he would not do that' as the kids were present"
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(83)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Feminists can objectify sexy male soccer players because men don't mind it, it's all in good fun, and several other lame arguments that even Stevie Wonder can see are hypocritical
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(490)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
"Mahoney said Nolet emerged from the washroom at Cowboys Dance Hall armed with a porcelain lid and struck Wong twice in the head with the intention of murdering him"
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(37)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
DHS Director Napolitano rejects 'Secure Border' precondition for progress on immigration reform Bill. In other words, we're going to repeat the failed amnesty from 1986
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(180)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Especially if she is wearing a sumo wrestling costume and armed with a broken Smirnoff Ice bottle
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(28)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Holy dɐɹɔ get out ǝɥʇ ɟo trailer, ¡opɐuɹo┴
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(55)
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Here's hoping for record heat and humidity in Pittsburgh this weekend -- the furry convention is in town
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(214)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to use a church as a front to steal 200 cases of chocolate, try not to use the one at which you're a deacon
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(15)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
You're an adult that feels slighted by 13-year-old girl. For revenge, do you: A) Forget about it, she's just a kid? B) Complain to friends and family on Facebook? C) Photoshop her face on bestiality porn and hang them around her school?
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(213)
 
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Woman files complaint against sister for sending text message about her breast implants. Case goes to trial, as eager judge awaits presentation of Exhibits A and B
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(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Americans, still doing what the rest of the world can only dream about
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(149)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Eleven Saudi Arabian men and four women are sentenced to whipping and prison time for "mingling" at a party, breaking the country's "women are icky" law
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(238)
 
(AllThingsD)
 
 
 
Hulu's subscription service could arrive next week and will charge you for online videos, kick your dog, and steal your mail
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(158)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Unlikely/Unusual motto placement (LGT an example)
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(20)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Vuvuzela related injuries on the rise,
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(131)
 
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Former lawyer and crack addict hits lottery twice. FTFA: "Admittedly, Twohy is addicted to scratch tickets, but it is a victimless addiction, he said. Plus, he now plans to give up the lottery, he said." Subbys not buying it
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(39)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Throwing the money you made off of illegal bribes out of the car window as cops are chasing you doesn't count as giving it back
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(13)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Police shock man with stun gun -- by looks of his mug shot, the gun was set to 'tickle-tickle-tickle'
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(46)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Now you know: Having a girl straddle you while you drive is legal in Pennsylvania
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(275)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
French inmate who killed his cell mate and ate his lung is sentenced to 30 years in jail, 15 of it for drinking the wrong wine with it
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(48)
 
(Nerve)
 
 
 
Sex advice from Juggalos - the face-painted fans of ICP
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(243)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Then: Shelters for battered women. Now: Shelters for battered bloggers
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a shocking prediction others are calling both risky and extremely bold, AAA says travel will increase over the 4th of July
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(14)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Some good news for BP: Most of the endangered sea turles found dead along the Gulf Coast were killed from shrimp trawlers
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(33)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Move over, "Go crazy, folks Go crazy", "Havlicek stole the ball", "Do you believe in miracles?", "Down goes Frazier!" Make room for Andres Cantor's call of Donovan's goal
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(124)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Man holds up 'Im with stupid' sign behind work colleague in picture. Fark: he is navigator of an RAF fighter jet flying in a military exercise at the time
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(55)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
All these worlds are yours except Europa...But watch out for Io it smells like feet
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"They took our jobs" "Here's a website where you can apply for harvest work usually done by immigrants. It's over 100 out, no overtime pay, and farms don't have to pay minimum wage." "...Wargarble"
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(359)
 
(KTNV)
 
 
 
Transport truck carrying thousands of bees provides Las Vegas residents with additional ambient sound for today's FIFA matches
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(33)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Always a fun one. TSGs Friday Photo Fun. Pick the perps occupation
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(45)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lesson #1: Don't leave your $10K Yankees World Series ring in a desk drawer in your office. Lesson #2: Don't leave your $10K Yankees World Series ring alone with two hookers you just met
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(53)
 
(Livingston Daily)
 
 
 
Drunken, naked man arrested after foot chase. Police say suspect was mumbling something about 'Heineken' and 'being locked out of the server room'
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(21)
 
(Some Frazzled Blogger)
 
 
 
Drunk college partygoer or toddler? There's less difference than you'd think
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(22)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
General Petraeus looks around Afghanistan and decides the best thing to do is for everyone to get the hell out of there. Captain Obvious, meet General Petraeus
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(189)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
If your status updates go through more mood swings than a Prozac-less Liza Minelli, you might be addicted to Facebook. Links to slideshow
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your stoner friends tell you the majority of Americans want pot legalized. Not so fast there, Spicoli
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(280)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Twice as many Americans say they are conservative, 42 percent, than liberal, 20 percent, the highest level since 1992, no doubt because they've seen what happens when you put liberals in charge
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(528)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Flawed study finds that 1 in 5 couples decide not to have children, thus implying that 4 out of 5 actually "decided" to have them
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(199)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sixty years ago today Best Korea invaded Worst Korea to free the repressed people in the South
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(90)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mike Tyson prefers to go camping in Montana
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(50)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Atheist ad goes up on Billy Graham Parkway. My God
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(429)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Good news, iPhone 4 buyers... the antenna problem is a "non-issue"
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(396)
 
(The Daily Show)
 
 
 
Brian Kilmeade of Fox and Friends on the latest Gulf oil spill incident: " What was that robot thinking?"
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(98)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, public health, and infanticide, what have the Romans ever done for us?
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(76)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The sign of any good piece of legislation: "No one will know until this is actually in place how it works"
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you want out of jury duty, just show up for court wearing a t-shirt reading "WHO THE F*** IS KANYE WEST?"
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(127)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Court rules a woman must help pay the prostitute bills her ex racked up while they were still married
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(131)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these hardy herbivores
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
18 cool inventions from the past. Gee Canada, who would have guessed your worldly contribution would deal with snow
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(84)
 
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Iowa woman discovers a four-foot rattlesnake in her yard. JESUS CHRIST WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SAFE FROM THIS SORT OF THING IN THE MIDWEST
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(103)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Couple tries to sell baby for $25 at Wal*Mart. If they weren't high on meth, they would have known to sell it for $24.88
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(114)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Idiot who likes to deliberately provoke police and security officials complains when he's investigated and detained as a terrorist suspect. Bonus: he's a "middle aged white guy"
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(135)
 
(Victorville Daily Press)
 
 
 
Not news: Police break up brawl at graduation ceremony. Fark: Kindergarten graduation
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(106)
 


Thu June 24, 2010
(Courthouse news)
 
 
 
Police taze dangerous bedridden granny. She took "a more aggressive posture in her bed"
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(241)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Cops: "Why did you shoplift 44 pairs of underwear?" 15-year-old suspect: "Do you expect me to wear dirty underwear?"
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(65)
 
(Some Late Rabbit)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Complete the early pencil sketch of the Mad Hatter
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(31)
 
(Some Mutant)
 
 
 
Man stabs victim with screwdr OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIS HEAD?
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(235)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gulf oil disaster is becoming a no-Nguyen situation. Phuc
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(92)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
BP: Kevin Costner's water cleaning machine is a big hit
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(205)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Police: "Man was naked, with stolen cheese"
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(69)
 
(Eating Our Words)
 
 
 
Alas, poor pudding pops: The 5 greatest discontinued desserts of our time
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(453)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gulf of Mexico charter boat captain commits suicide after seeing the oil spill up close and personal
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(171)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
" Non-old people more likely to support health care reform bill, poll finds." Non-old people?
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(94)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Stone pillars marking historic Masonic site damaged by vandals. If only there were some sort of tradesmen who could repair them
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(80)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
"Bare breasts vs. neighbour's ATV". With "maybe while wearing a helmet" pic
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(203)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
After catching a 883-pound Marlin to win a $1 million dollar fishing tournament, team gets disqualified because a crew member didn't have a fishing license
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(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Crimeline refuses to award $5,000 reward to tipster because he reported the tip
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(123)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Publix corporate office takes allegations of moldy garlic very seriously
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(260)
 
(Journal-Courier)
 
 
 
Love means never having to say "uh, could you get the flaming pickup truck out of my house?"
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(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
When life hands you lemons, dump them all over the northbound I-5 during morning rush hour
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(87)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Turns out wealthy U.S. Catholic Dioceses filing bankruptcy aren't really broke...they're just hiding all their stuff to protect assets from abuse victims
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(176)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Obama to Medvedev, "Usually after I fire a General I like to go to Ray's Hell Burger for the Special." With video
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(167)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: "You shouldn't have done that"
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(39)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Can a Poodle be an Alpha Male: The Smoking Gun answers
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(130)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Ric Romero on the scene: Docs love freebies from drug companies, especially when handed out by ex-cheerleader sales reps
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(123)
 
(WATE-TV)
 
 
 
What do you call a person with no arms or legs going thru airport security?
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(190)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Apparently criminals who want to murder people are willing to go so far as making fake gun licenses in order to buy ammunition
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(119)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CNN's template for coverage of McChrystal saga: "Obama Unfriends McChrystal". Sad tag feels sad about this- but let's check Twitter to see what YOU think
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(143)
 
(Some Bologna Vandals)
 
 
 
"The Internet is awash with speculation as to the efficacy of bologna as a car paint remover"
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(75)
 
(WRCB-TV 3)
 
 
 
The man who drove through a red light in front of a cop while taking his wife to the ER gets all charges dropped. A day later the video of him running the light comes out. You be the judge (w/video)
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(350)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
French unions will walk off the job in protest of a new proposal to raise their retirement age. To 62. Yes, raise TO 62
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(206)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
School probably won't give out free condoms to first graders unless, after questioning, the school nurse decides he or she should have one
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(145)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Not news: After being picked up for shoplifting, TV reporter claims she did it for a story she was working on. Fark: She's a traffic reporter
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(39)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
SCOTUS rules that white collar crime is as American as baseball and apple pie
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(128)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
What are you in for? Murder. What are you in for? Rape. What are you in for? Hanging illegal banners
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(60)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
80s teen sensations Debbie Gibson and Tiffany will finally square off in SyFy's Mega Python vs. Gatoroid. So... yeah
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(113)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
North Korea has demanded the United States pay almost $75 trillion in compensation for six decades of hostility. No, really
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(283)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Do you want people to know that your organization will get the job done no matter what, even if it means hunting down the competition through the wilderness with a pistol, sword and night-vision equipment? We can help
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(25)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Students now suing after they were told to take off "inappropriate" shirts worn to school on Cinco de Mayo. By "inappropriate" of course the school meant "has the American flag on it"
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(472)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
GooTube defeats Viacom in copyright lawsuit. If only there were a Downfall parody for that
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(48)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Prince William becomes a fellow of Britain's national academy of science, even though the only science he's ever studied is the science of removing a bra from an aristocratic hottie
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(83)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Calgary Stampede introduces new steer wrestling rule to prevent injury to steers during rodeo, but it's more complicated than "do not wrestle steers"
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(64)
 
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse: State lawmaker votes the wrong way on taxes, so PA governor sends him his own decapitated bobblehead as a friendly warning
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(53)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Dreaded F0 tornado hits south, central Pa., wreaks havoc on abandoned barn, random tree limbs
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(44)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Robert Pattinson related to Dracula? Or obvious PR stunt engineered to prey upon journalists that don't fact check? You decide
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Its hard to miss the screeching 180° turn by pro Israeli pundits on Turkey
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(184)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man rescued from canal after being trapped under his riding mower...wait, what?
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(16)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for robbing a bank said she did it because it was on her Bucket List
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(24)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
House votes 420-1 to give pResidential oil-spill cOmmissioN subPoenA power. Can you gUess which poLitician voted 'no'?
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(221)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A long time ago, in a chipmunk far, far away
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reporter: Can the war be won? Obama: Let me unclear
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(182)
 
(WLUK-TV)
 
 
 
You'll have to wait for your 6-pack; there's a wedding in the liquor aisle
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(14)
 
(Albany Times union)
 
 
 
Woman receives traffic ticket from red-light camera in Florida. Difficulty: she was 1,500 miles away in New York
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(56)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Judge recommends drug testing school bus drivers, effectively getting rid of the only reason to be a school bus driver
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Do you question where chickens come from when you go to Brown's Chicken or Boston Market?" asks the man selling lion meat in Chicago
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(76)
 
(MyFox Atlanta)
 
 
 
Police officer discovers man having sex with horse, asks Ms. Parker for her autograph
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(62)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Is it safer to fly today than it was before 9/11? The short answer, according to a new documentary: No. The longer answer: sh*t Sherlock
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(68)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Pentagon official says Petraeus "fired up," ready to go. As soon as he gets up off the floor
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(48)
 
(Vator.tv)
 
 
 
The Wall Street Journal must love that this guy is a fan of theirs on Facebook
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(32)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
This is Mark Suppes. He works for Gucci. He likes the cinema, long walks on the beach, and building a working nuclear reactor in a Brooklyn garage
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(113)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK man arrested after pulling the most needlessly complicated Jack Daniels & Euros swindle of all time
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(45)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Mail deliveries being interrupted due to terrifying seagulls. Subby suggests throwing rocks at them; leave no tern unstoned
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(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Sci-Fi airshow. Too bad our reality wasn't like this
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(155)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: The sky's the limit
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Group of college students win top prize for the Dirtiest House Contest. "If we can find some girls to clean it up, that would be ideal"
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(69)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Vatican claims that a new film exploring the mystery of the 'pregnant pope' is just a papal smear
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(97)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Introducing Thornton Mellon's latest Tall & Fat product line: Plus-size coffins. Remember, if you want to look thin, hang out with fat pallbearers
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(58)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Your tax dollars at work: welfare recipients can cash out their welfare cards at almost half of the California casinos. That's a lot of change welfare people can believe in
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(266)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lutheran pastor known for long-time opposition to gay rights revealed to be... hell, you knew after the first two words, didn't you?
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(147)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The train in Spain kills mainly on the plain
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(49)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Candy cigarettes are now officially illegal. How's a kid supposed to look cool now?
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(174)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Nudie runs" are an integral part of life for Antarctic expeditioners, even though the freezing conditions can turn the South Pole into the South Hole. With pic of what a big, fat, bearded, naked expeditioner might look like
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Salvador Domingo Felipe Jacinto Dalí i Domènech, the 1st Marquis of Púbo
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(49)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Princess Diana was clinically insane
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(175)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 268: "All Night Long." Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(169)
 


Wed June 23, 2010
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
♪ ♫ I just want a girl to make me some mac and cheese/ just straight up mac with no franks or peas/ but every girl who's made me mac & cheese/ always turns out to be a violent sociopath ♫ ♪
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(81)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Hot red-head on top down under
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(412)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
It's raining oil. Goddammitsomuch
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(200)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Turns out that alcohol and obesity may not be the primary cause of liver diseases. Cheers, Farkers
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(62)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It is a well known fact that Hitler wrote Mein Kampf while serving a five-year prison sentence, but he also wrote to Mercedes....begging for a car loan
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(61)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
The reason Al and Tipper's marriage is ending? Al had a happy ending during 2006 visit to Portland
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(188)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Troy Davis' case may force the U.S. Supreme Court to decide whether the Eighth Amendment also bars the executions of a convicted inmates later found innocent. USA...U..S..A
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(109)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man rescued a mile offshore in the Gulf of Mexico on a pool float appears drunk, Coast Guard reports
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(41)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Whooping cough epidemic in California. Whooping Jenny McCarthy's butt also on the rise
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(139)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Divorce ceremonies becoming popular in Japan, with unhappy couples paying over $600 to travel to "divorce mansion" where they smash wedding rings with frog-shaped gavel
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(46)
 
(Government Technology)
 
 
 
San Francisco to require stores to display amount of radiation emitted by cell phones. Without the law, consumers could only get such info from the FCC, the phone's case, the manual, on the device itself or the manufacturer's websites
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(102)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Where's the beef? Recalled, apparently
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(38)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bald man wins police hair appeal. I SAID, BALD MAN WINS HAIR APPEAL
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(50)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
If you're not going to leave DNA at a crime scene to help the cops track you down, then your cell phone is the next best thing
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And today's BP screw-up is: "underwater robot bumps venting system, forces removal of oil cap"
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(179)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Which NFL team has the worst fans? Be sure to compare, contrast, and give examples
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(722)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
The advice you get when Eric Stratton is your gynecologist
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(54)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The remains of 72 people have been found at the World Trade Center site. This is not a repeat from 2001
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(213)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Shed some light on these inner workings
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Milwaukee is apparently the center of the world for model railroading, because, really, what else is there to do there?
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(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Massey Energy, whose mine exploded due to poor ventilation, sues to overturn ventilation regulation
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(77)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Gar prices rise on news that LeBron's neighbor is selling his house on eBay
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(93)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mexico files court brief against Arizona immigration law, then deported for not having the right papers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Beach-front property owners attempt to sue state to prevent it from protecting their property against hurricanes
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(49)
 
(WDRB Fox 41)
 
 
 
Cop: You stole this trailer and put it up on Craigslist. Perp: No I didn't. Cop: Fine I'll call the number on the listing perp's cell phone: RING RING RING
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(31)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
BBC discovers that power of Fark and other social media outlets, combined with their own web authoring errors, continue to supply hits to old BBC articles about goats, condoms and paper clips long after they cease to be non-news
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ah, Oakland, where people get shot and killed at a vigil for someone who was shot and killed
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(125)
 
(Tribune-Democrat)
 
 
 
Forgetting where you parked your car is bad. It's worse when it's your get-away vehicle
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(10)
 
(CATO)
 
 
 
New report shows that the DC school voucher program saves money, students perform better, parents are happier and success abounds. The only logical step now is to kill it dead
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(236)
 
(KPSP)
 
 
 
FDA orders the words light, mild and low to be removed from cigarette packs. Will be replaced by stink, reek and stench
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(132)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to hear an Autotuned Vuvuzela playing the Final Countdown? No? Well, too bad
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(60)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Stephen Harper to Canucks: Don't get all puffed up over how great our economy is. Our trading partners are in bad shape, so if nobody can buy our igloos and doughnuts, we're screwed, too
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(53)
 
(Kaiser Family Foundation)
 
 
 
Pagan psychic viking died when heart attack led to car starting grass fire
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(51)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canadians are shaking in their aboots
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(353)
 
(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
McChrystal leaves White House relieved. Of his command
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(725)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Want to freak everybody out? Jump on the train with your video camera on the one year anniversary of the deadly train crash, and when you get to the spot of the crash start reminding people about it
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(35)
 
(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
Law firm to move to new waterfront digs and will co-exist with traditional marine activities. Well, except the stinky bait shop next door, they'll have to move
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(18)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Nestle sends giant supermarket barge up the Amazon to bring new food choices to the locals. Naturally, the food police on their sustainably-farmed islands of overpriced locally-grown stupid have a problem with this
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
BP is not smarter than a fifth grader
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(100)
 
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
John Stossel: War on drugs worse than drugs
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(160)
 
(970 WFLA)
 
 
 
Man's best friend runs over man during oil change accident. Dog whisperer says that's bull, it was no accident
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(16)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
40% of Americans say Jesus will return by 2050. Quick, everyone look busy
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(107)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
A tip of the tin-foil hat to Mr. "My hoax videos of ghosts and UFOs are being used as evidence of their existence by idiot believers"
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(55)
 
(Nature Canada)
 
 
 
Cougar sightings confirmed in Eastern Canada, for the first time in decades. Something... something... your mother is a whore
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(102)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
French subway cheats set up a fund to pay fines when they're caught jumping a turnstile. If only they turned this ingenuity to their military they'd be unstoppable
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Carolina mountain man sticking by story of spotting a beautiful-haired bigfoot with an extra finger and general disdain for dogs. Hey, anyone seen my ex-wife?
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(23)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Strip club beating caught on tape. Geez, how about a little privacy?
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(58)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Judge who nixed oil ban only has about 200 barrels worth of Transocean stock and holdings in less than a dozen other energy companies, so there is really nothing to see here
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(83)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's spiffy yet strange and this is all the headline you need: "It's a thinking person's bacon camp"
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(20)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
OK, so it turns out Edith Shain might NOT be the nurse having a kiss planted on her by a sailor in that famous V-J Day photo in Times Square. But it's still a helluva story
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(30)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle plans to limit phone book distribution. Phone books were ancient curiosities that attempted to print and physically archive google searches
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Thank you for calling Tov Pizza, will this be for delivery or carryout?" Um, delivery. "Okay, Jack Abramoff will be right over with your order"
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(91)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
A huge photo gallery from the recent E3 Expo, including real TRON light cycles and plenty o' booth babes
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(72)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The current recession is one of the worst the world has seen in decades and has caused misery across the economic spectrum, unless you include the very top, where the ultra rich, hedge funds and banks reside, because they're doing just fine
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(81)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Whaling talks collapse amid much blubbering, breaching protocol, and a clear lack of porpoise. Negotiators say it's just a fluke, but are feeling blue that the talks could be over. Fin
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(33)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Drug dealer with redundant name arrested while on the way turn turn himself in
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Violent drug crazed gangs popping up all over Britain. Fark: They are 9-year-old girls
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(30)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists at the Large Hadron Collider have created the "sound of God", repeating the feat first performed 73 years ago by Brian Blessed's parents
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(55)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Appeals judge to creationism think tank: "Clear the court, you loons. This is ★@#¡ ridiculous"
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(433)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Functional MRIs can predict your future behavior more accurately than you can. Your prediction: "cure cancer, save whales, write novel." MRI: "fap"
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(27)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man who was awarded 2.3 million dollars for losing his leg because he was drunk and fell in front of a subway train has his award downgraded to 50 percent off all future shoe purchases
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(80)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Food nannies threaten to sue McDonald's if they don't stop putting toys in Happy Meals, because it makes kids want to eat fast food, and if that isn't illegal now, it should be
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(156)
 
(Press & Sun Bulletin)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "City police step up dinosaur patrols"
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(17)
 
(Weather Underground)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what a hurricane might do to the oil spill? Looks like we might find out this weekend
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Given recent developments in Afghanistan, Gen. McChrystal's comments to Rolling Stone may have been less a frustrated general speaking his mind, and more a scared general hoping to get fired before he can be blamed for the looming disaster
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(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police officers do a lot to help citizens in the community, but blowing into the intoxilyzer for you is not one of them; not even for a $1000
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(15)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Hoarder lived in a home so full of trash that the rescue personnel who pulled her out had to be decontaminated
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(82)
 
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Huge-ass 402-ton generator being moved through Tennessee. It's 225 feet long and nearly 30 feet wide. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy
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(96)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
How to spot how how to spot spot how to spot the signs of OCD. How to spot the signs how to spot the signs of OCD. OCD.
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(69)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Queen being somewhat, just slightly amused
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(79)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Caption the meeting between President Obama and General McChrystal
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(308)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man stabs roommate during argument about how loud he was during sex with homeless woman
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(107)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Two Australian gentlemen undertake groundbreaking scientific research to investigate the pain-related effects of shooting each other in the buttocks and the mitigating effects of alcohol consumption on the phenomenon
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(29)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Man charged with fraud over 212 ties. No, this isn't another World Cup thread
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(43)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
One reason why humans are special and unique: We masturbate. A lot
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(579)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Edith Shain passed away at the age of 91. Oh yeah, you know who she is
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(113)
 
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Some guys have all the luck - then there's this guy
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(79)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"It appears there may be mental issues involved", say police about naked woman who stole police cruiser and drove through Salt Lake City
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(56)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
A police officer rides his horse through a bar. This is not a repeat from 1860
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(34)
 
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
You've been kicked out of a Jehovah's Witness church for kissing your girlfriend. Do you: A) celebrate, B) cry, or C) burn this mother down?
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(166)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Drunk driver flips his car, gets trapped inside, and does the only reasonable thing: "I remember ... thinking it's not like I'm going to read a book, so I opened another can"
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(79)
 
(Not That Guy, But Some Other Guy)
 
 
 
If you are going to lie to the police about your name, make sure the identity you use doesn't already have an existing arrest warrant
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(64)
 


Tue June 22, 2010
(CBC)
 
 
 
Baby beluga in the deep blue sea / Now you're dead from a blowhole blocked by a tourist penny
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(132)
 
(Some Pagan Guy)
 
 
 
Old-school, goddess-worshiping, spell-casting pagan wants snot-nosed, whippersnapper New Atheists to quit claiming his religion as their own, stay off his lawn
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(191)
 
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Libs hate Sarah Palin because she's beautiful, not like that hideous bog troll Michelle Obama
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(498)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The seven burgers guaranteed to clog your arteries faster than Adam Richman can eat them
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(150)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Girls more likely than boys to engage in risky behavior with strangers online. As you nod in agreement, why don't you have a seat over there?
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(115)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
New FTC label on light bulbs still incapable of explaining what a lumen is
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(102)
 
(Bonedaddy King)
 
 
 
Who among us hasn't started an office fire to get out of work early?
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(53)
 
(thinkgeek.com)
 
 
 
Think Geek receives cease and desist from National Pork Board for canned unicorn meat
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(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You have the right to a pelvis. You have the right to six pints of blood. You have the right to a kidney
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(70)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
A massive mansion in Florida is selling for $75 million and all it needs is walls, carpet and tiles
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(68)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Damn
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(318)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You remember about 50 years back when Soviet ships trying to get into Cuba almost started WWIII. Replace the USSR with Iran, Cuba with Gaza and the US with Israel, and that's what going on right now
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(226)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Latest shot in the war between Gawker and American Apparel is the clothing company's $1 million fine for any employee who talks to the media about their creepy hipster CEO Dov Charney
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(106)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Doctors replace a woman's missing thumb with her big toe in what is being called the first "Fox Phalange Relocation" Surgery
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(73)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Florida woman all for protecting sea turtle nests...unless they interfere with her beach chairs, in that case screw them
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(85)
 
(Fontana Herald)
 
 
 
Bad: Being arrested by the police. Worse: Because they discovered you were a felon after you were shot. Fark: the gunshot wound was self-inflicted. Totalfark: in your groin
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
SCOTUS rules that EULAs trump civil rights. Guess Gamestation really does own your soul
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(134)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apart from the dying thing, Michael Jackson is having a pretty darned good year
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(26)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Apparently, punk rockers want you to know that noncomformity sucks, and it's time to be The Man
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(67)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
General McQuitstal
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(389)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Missing camels and tiger found alive in rural Québec. Kidnappers mysteriously still missing. Tiger: "Ils étaient délicieux"
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good Samaritan offers to help bleeding woman screaming for help on IL highway-that is until he saw the man with the gun chasing her, and then, well, fark her apparently
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(248)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The five...... five most...... five most most annoying commercials on TV today
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(389)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
If you don't buy this, your baby will die and your husband will make sweet love to his secretary
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(95)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
When taking the blame for a vehicular homicide your criminally inclined friend did, make sure there isn't any DNA evidence hanging around to prove you are a terrible liar
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(46)
 
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
States to go after Google because people are too stupid to secure their own wireless networks
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(194)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Burger King employee punches time clock, mouthy customer
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(132)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Dutch police use "decoy Jews" to stop anti-Semitic attacks. In related news, "The Decoy Jews" would make a great band name
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(230)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Court simultaneously destroys the First Amendment and ex post facto by saying it's okay to retroactively remove works from the public domain, even if they're already being used as such
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(214)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Get out your asbestos suit because this is some burning stupid: Olympic mascots are "designed to subconsciously lead Western children away from the values of their forefathers"
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(102)
 
(Dancing Chicken)
 
 
 
Most misleading headline ever: "Commission Chicken Dances on Ordinance"
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(25)
 
(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
"The driver made a poor choice to pull into a gas station with the limo on fire"
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(28)
 
(Miller-McCune)
 
 
 
Yeah... about that scientist shortage
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(212)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dear Leader mercifully cancels Portugal's 7-0 loss to Best Korea
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(151)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Postcards from Hell: Images from the world's most failed states
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(306)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Parking over-time...guilty. That will be $100 and your DNA, see the clerk
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(43)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Make-A-Wish Foundation turns one kid's backyard into the Millennium Falcon, ensuring it will beat his neighbors' yards by at least 12 parsecs
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(76)
 
(Drew)
 
 
 
Fark gets an unofficial mention in Toy Story 3, results of the East Bay Fark Party, and Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/13 - 6/19
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Because things are a little too serious today, I give you this collection of WTF Star Wars costumes
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(45)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
PETA offers to rebuild Jesus statue, depicting Jesus holding a lamb. Mint Jelly pond not currently in plans
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hollywood decries the latest threat to its outdated business model: Online, subscription-based download services
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(98)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Up 4,078,266% in popularity this week
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(212)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Belarus to shut off natural gas supply to Europe. With helpful pic of Borat's wife
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(80)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Injury accidents went up 89% the last time this city had red light cameras. Now that the budget's tight, city decides to bring them back
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(105)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
36 year-old unemployed man reads Shakespeare in busy park. Nah, just kidding, he ripped off a goose's head and chased people around with it
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(82)
 
(CBS4Boston.com)
 
 
 
"Ah, ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot. We seemed to be delayed... because I backed into another plane" (photo included)
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(64)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Times Square Naked Cowboy threatening to lasso Naked Cowgirl into court for being almost naked near his .... OH MY GOD. Burn it with fire
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(109)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mr. Gay UK policeman accused of opening 40 pound box
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
I have had it with these motherfarking snacks on this motherfarking plane
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(201)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
"Sir, may I see your license, registration, and proof of insurance? Oh, and some ID from the corpse in the passenger seat beside you"
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(21)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
SyFy is letting online users collectively create the next Dinoshark vs. Sharktopus. This...this will not end well
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(115)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
UC Berkeley police raid a photojournalist's camera then use his photos to arrest protesters. For some reason, the Courts have a problem with this
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(62)
 
(WCBS 880)
 
 
 
If you're like submitter, growing up in New Jersey, you heard the names of the other municipalities and possibly learned that many of them have a rich history behind their names. Nevertheless, some of them still sound funny
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Census workers being met with gunfire, dog bites. Mailmen laugh and keep walking through wind, rain, hail of bullets
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World Cup inspires lesbian soccer players. With the most hilariously inappropriate photo for an article you'll see all day
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Best goth-chick arrested for carjacking mug shot you will see all day
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Dawn: It cleans the most stubborn stains on dishes, silverware, and marine birds
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Old and busted: AZ immigration law. New hotness: AZ piñata law
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Your solar panels are ruining my view of the environment
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Remember when you took mushrooms and walked around the Ponderosa naked? Good times
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Big Oil: "Damnit Obama, don't punish the world just because BP f*cked up the world"
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In soccer, the theatrical feigned injuries and mix of facial expressions worthy of a Greek tragedy get very old, very fast, especially when the score is 0-0 and in no hurry to change
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"Everyone, including ugly people, would like to bring good looking children in to the world, and we can't be selfish with our attractive gene pool," stated the gorgeous spokesman for Beautifuldouchebag.com
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Swiss company reverse engineers the Shamwow just in time to cash in on the oil spill
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Seven classic Disney movies based on R-rated stories
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Photoshop this surfing trio
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In news that would've mattered six years ago: Lindsay Lohan to pose naked
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Facing a massive budget deficit, the UK to cut welfare, increase the VAT to 20 percent, and impose a new tax on anyone who brings one of those damn vuvuzelas back from the World Cup
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Gen. McChrystal recalled from Afghanistan over remarks critical of administration published in Rolling Stone magazine
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Survey deems half of NYC subway cars clean. This means only every other car should smell like urine
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